Brown Under Pressure for Misleading House, Again
A furious Prime Mentalist mumbled a response about having no idea about the £50,000 slush fund that Peter Watt revealed in his book at PMQs earlier. The Parliamentary Standards Commissioner has already asked for more information regarding the complaint put in about and with a planted question today at PMQs it seems the Tories think they might be on to something:
The Prime Minister
10, Downing Street
London, SW1A 2AA3 February 2010
Dear Mr Brown,
At Prime Minister’s Questions today, you told the House of Commons that you knew nothing about the secret fund, worth a reported £50,000, which was held by the Labour Party for your benefit. When asked why you did not declare this on the Register of Members’ Financial Interests (RMFI), you said specifically: ‘I know nothing about what he [the questioner] is talking about.’
This simply cannot be true.
It is clear from Peter Watt, the Labour Party’s former General Secretary, that you were the beneficiary of a secret fund held by the Labour Party. He has said explicitly:
‘Before becoming Prime Minister, Gordon went to some lengths to insulate himself and the Treasury from our financial troubles, setting up his own personal pot of cash at party HQ. This was money we could not dip into, since it was set aside for the Chancellor’s own pet projects. Murray Elder helped secure donations from the Chancellor’s supporters’ (Inside Out, January 2010, page 105).
He went on to claim that it may have been used to finance your ‘long-term campaign to become party leader’ (Inside Out, Peter Watt, 2010, page 105).Mr Watt’s assertions were widely reported. Indeed, across several pages in the Mail on Sunday, Mr Watt claimed that you used ‘up to £50,000-a-year of Labour money to pay for private polling’ (Mail on Sunday, 17 January 2010).
The allegations were explicitly confirmed as truthful by a Labour official who said in the same article: ‘It [the fund] was funded through donations to the Party.’
In the light of these allegations, my colleague, Greg Hands MP, wrote to you more than two weeks ago, on 17 January, to query why you had failed to declare the fund properly the Register of Members’ Financial Interests. This letter was publicised in several newspapers on 18 January.
As you did not respond, Greg Hands submitted a complaint to John Lyon, the Parliamentary Commissioner this week. I attach a copy of this complaint for your reference. Again, this complaint was reported.
Yesterday in a speech titled ‘Transforming Politics’, you said that you would ‘do all that is necessary to restore trust’ in politics and the conduct of MPs. If you wish to restore trust in politics, you should stop treating people like fools by claiming that you were unaware of this fund when all the evidence points to the contrary. I therefore urge you to admit to this fund’s existence, apologise for misleading the House and co-operate with any inquiries that John Lyon may wish to make.
Yours sincerely,
Eric PicklesChairman, The Conservative Party
Member of Parliament for Brentwood and Ongar
Pickles has essentially called Brown a liar. There is no way he could have had no idea what the question was about. Guido knows Downing Street is an incompetent mess, but to suggest that Brown would have no idea that a serious allegation of potential corruption widely reported by the press and broadcast media could have gone unnoticed is laughable. At the very least he has misled the House about not knowing, at worst he instigated a cover-up.
The ‘Lying Scotsman’steams again. Downing Street to Fife and no truth in between.
Look, I lied about the Golden Rule and I lied about the Slush Fund.
Smears,sleaze and mendacity – it’s in our D-N-A.
The ‘Golden rule’? Is that the one where he sold the gold at the lowest inflation adjusted price in history or the 40% rule? Or the ‘balance the budget over the cycle’rule?
Fuck me – it’s the hat-trick of broken rules.
The c*nt will want to keep the ball now as well.
Er, cough, my rules are made to be broken, jgm2.
I am, however, learning the lessons, drawing a line under them and moving on as it’s the right thing to do.
Misleading the house was once considered to be an instantly dismissable offence, no matter who the offender was. Anyone who mislead Parliament was expected to act honourably and resign.
Then labour took power
Then Blair said that the February 2003 Dossier on Iraq was “the latest intelligence” when referring to a dossier complied NOT by intelligence staff, but by a no10 staffer who lifted a thesis whose subject was the Iraq of Saddam from 1980 – 1990 and then re-wrote bits of this to make Saddam appear even more demonic, then copied into the dossier.
So when Blair told the house that an exaggerated, lie filled, stolen thesis about Iraq from 1980 – 1990 was the latest intelligence, he was, in fact, DELIBERATELY AND WILFULLY LYING HIS ASS OFF!
Since then, lying to the commons has been commonplace.
Small correction. ‘Dismissable’, no, but ‘Resignation Matter’, yes. The difference being involuntary or voluntary.
As to the lying bastard(s) lying – well, yes.
As a small business the in/land /rev always assume you have a ‘slush’fund for cash only transactions whether you do or don’t. Those b*stards don’t let go, a friend of mine got done for ‘pay’max pax coffee machine in his customer waiting room, which made a profit of £40 per yr which he forgot to declare. This is despite paying 50k in N/i etc and about 80k in v/ a/ t paid in full and never late. One rule for one another, ha!
Dear Mr 10% Browning Street,
I have to tell you that the ladies at the W.I. that you gave a talk to the other night were bemused and appalled at your outburst of petulance and bad language due to you stumbling over the words during your impromptu dissertation on the subject of ‘Stunt Kites in the Kent Countryside’.
Yours sincerely,
Agatha Crusty.
Dear Mr Brown,
So sorry to hear about your resignation. We were charmed by you at our recent W.I. meeting and only a little offended when you appeared to stumble on the matter of the stunt kites in the Kent countryside.
Yours sincerely,
Marjory Annagrammar
Dear Agatha,
Oh
buggerbollocksdam and fudear, I am sorry if I offended anyone, I don’t know whatthef█████g h██l came over me, I do apologise.Yours sincerly,
Gordon Mr10% Brown
Dear Marjory,
I am very sorry to hear that your son was slightly injured in the explosion in Iraq on Monday and we all share your grief at his passing the driving test valley fishing for compliments anywhere I can find them all over my back with daggers drawn like a stick man is an island nation that has benefitted from my thirteen years in charge get the Tory Bastards the lot of them.
Yours sincerely,
Mad as a Fucking Hatter
Dear Brown,
I am writing regarding the appalling incident that occurred the other night, my good lady wife was was very upset at you screaming at everyone “fuck the lot of you, you load of fucking bastards”, this is not really normal or acceptable behaviour for a W.I. meeting and as for the mobile phone damage to the window, well that will have to be paid for, disgraceful!
Yours sincerely,
Lord Kinelpus.
This made me laugh! Brown, however, just makes me bemused and angry…
You also lied about the “bung” from Bernie Ecclestone.
is it on you tube yet?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00qmdl1/Prime_Ministers_Questions_03_02_2010/
0.55 secs in I think.
if that is nt the face of someone who has just told a huge lie then i dont know what is
he’s such a Huhne
Yes… I really thought that Gordon Fartpants Broone was going to have a ‘Raging Bull’temper tantrum at PMQs today, Wednesday 3rd February, when the mention of £50K was aired.
Brown is just like a wild Turkey when it challenges a rival. The Turkey puffs out it feathers, its wing to look bigger than it is. It make lots of noise and gobbles a lot. In a sense in human terms, this is what Old Gollums McRuin-Broone is doing (excepts the gobbles bit – allegedly). But he is all ‘Mouth and Trousers’all ‘Front and No Back’.
The problems is there is nobody in his Cabinet who wants to be a target of his temper tantrums. The only person known to have faced ‘manu-a-manu’to Gollums Broone is Dear Old Tony Mc B’Liar. It has been alleged that they had regular strops and shouting matches in the past.
Oh I do hope taht McRuins is taken away by the Paramedics after a face-off with Cameron accross the Despatch Box when Gollums throws his papers, shoes, underpants and Ed Balls accross the table at the Torys…… Now that would be a sight to gladden ones old cockles….. hehehe!!
yeh you can sense the anger in him how dare people question me he thinks you can also sense the contempt he has for anyone or anything that he does not agree with or agree`s with him watch the liason cttee yesterday at one point he nearly gets up and walk out very very scary indeed
We’re all linking to the wrong story together.
Link here.
http://dizzythinks.net/
Second article.
Perhaps someone needs to compile a compendium of all the times this has happened ordered from
Was a bit sketchy with the truth through to ones like this which are blatant porkies.
It’s all that troughing has resulted in the porkie pies.
Was Iris involved?
She seemed quite detached.
But open to suggestions.
Well, only somewhat detatched ….sort of semi-detatched?
Bloody Hell! Jacqui Smith looked dreadful! What has happened to her??
you can see why her hubby watches porn that we pay for
What else is filthy man concealing?
get those cross-hairs ready!!
http://order-order.com/2010/01/18/gordon-reported-for-second-slush-fund/
WHY isn’t the BBC reporting this????
Oh, hang on….
It’s the BBC! Duh!
If Cameron had not declared a secret slush fund and denied knowing what people where on about when questioned on it, that would be the lead story for days on the BBC.
If it were Osborne, Toenails wouldn’t be asking him whether he ought to question his own position, in that annoying and quizzical way of his, merely declaring his career probably over.
The BBC spent 2 weeks going after Osbourne when he didn’t receive any donated money!! It really is incredible that the press couldn’t give a fuck about blatant lying. I thought most of them want rid of him yet they let him spew out shite unchallenged.
Beeb six o`clock news led with erm what was it oh yeh dimentia SCOOP or what NOTHING ABOUT THE 1 EYED LYING JOCK good odl beeb
did you see Browns reaction to the question? – blimey, lucky there wasnt a printer nearby
It took EP and his party long enough to cotton on to this – what kept him?
Well he was away being terribly important in Ireland last week. And there was probably a fair bit of Christmas holiday prior to that.
Hah…you wait until your prey gives himself just enough rope to hang himself and be certain that the toes can’t quite reach the floor if there are second thoughts.
That have him bang to rights this time and given the attacks at PMQ I think they know it as well.
Reaches for more popcorn.
Due process:
Greg Hands MP wrote on 17 January to query why you had failed to declare the fund properly the Register of Members’ Financial Interests.
As you did not respond, Greg Hands submitted a complaint to John Lyon, the Parliamentary Commissioner this week.
..But can the Parliamentary Commissioner be bought off? (Could probably find some slushy money from somewhere.)
They’ll probably show him two photos. One of David Kelly looking hale and healthy and one of him on a mortician’s slab.
Has the Google photo van covered that part of Oxfordshire yet?
You just can’t have a shit these days without someone intruding
EP – the answer is in the pies.
TT the answer in actually in the lies
I’m still looking
Never mind all that. Pickles completely ignored the Gobshite Centre’s letter. It’s almost as if he doesn’t take it seriously. This is an outrage.
You make a good point for a change Jimmy. The Tories are asking for trouble having a trough-tastic salad-dodger like Pickles pen the letter. Surely there is one on the back-benches unsullied by any suggestion of sleaze who could write such an open letter and not hand Labour apologist jackasses the easy opportunity to smear the author rather than answer the fucking question.
Come on CCHQ. Up your fucking game. Identify somebody untainted by the expenses sleaze and have them write all this stuff for the press.
Fucking amateurs.
Pickles : whats he been accused of?
To me its vague shit thrown at him on QT about being to idle to get on a train in the morning. of course vague shit like that sticks.
I saw Pickles on Daily Politics last week – the man’s a total political liability to the Tories.
It looks like Eric has touched a nerve with McMental and Liebour have set the trolls on him.
Wankers.
He’s a fat fucking buffoon
If you had any nouse you’d know conservatives want a better message put across to the voter than this sweaty bollock headed piggy can ever deliver
pick a name from the shadow front bench
replace porker pickles with him or even her
job fucking done
Guido also beat Pickles to the punch dickhead
the porky slaphead is just jumping on any popular bandwagon because he knows his jobs in real peril because of terrible TV performances
I’m no Labour troll – I loathe Labour far, far more than I despise the current Tory party.
Don`t you get it they used EP as cannon fodder make no mistake the Liebour machine will go for him BIG TIME how dare he question the great leader Mandy might even call him un patriotic I`m free
As seen here.
If the BBC mention this at all, it will be to portray it as the ‘Conservative spin machine bullying our poor unfortunate PM’.
Brown looks more and more like Nixon everyday, but the BBC want to save the Labour government, so nobody will find out
In comparison to Brown, Nixon was a fundamentally straight guy.
……..and better liked.
Grand job, newsroom !
david nixon or his rabbit ?
Brown is a disgrace
a disgrace to men
a disgrace to the Scottish
a disgrace to Parliament
A disgrace to stupid one eyed idiots everywhere
Hey, I resent that comment!
I fell off the seat at that one.
Especially mentally deranged, pathologically lying, stupid, vicious one-eyed Scottish idiots.
We have put more money into slush-funds than the Tories!
It’s the right thing to do.
Who’s a naughty boy then?
For the first time in weeks DC had a good PMQ today & the secret £50k fund was a great way to start the session. It is about time that the Speaker ( I know that he is a tosser!) told the PM to answer the questions (which Broon finds hard to do at the best of times) rather than allowing Broon to attack DC & the Tories.
More plants in the chamber than at a garden centre
He wont……Bercow is a socialist, or at least has socialist tendencies and his wife is a fucking socialist.
That’s why labour were so keen for Berk-ow to be speaker.
“his wife is a fucking socialist.”
Yes, but who or what is she fucking?
She indulges in the sin of solitude.
Can’t get her knickers off quick enough, for anything in trousers, apparently!
Bercow told the Tory backbenchers to “button it” during PMQs as Brown was getting heckled but then impartially allowed latitude to Labour backbenchers to heckle Cameron without any similar shouting at them to be quiet.
It’s probably a height complex. That and being a total dick.
I bet that wife of his is genitally unclean…
By protecting the Prime Minister when he makes no attempt to answer questions and allowing him to just get away with offering tired and repetitive detour statements about the Tories instead will cost Bercow his job.
Like he gives a shit. That’s Lord Bercow to you son. And don’t you forget it.
Agreed – the Speaker should make ministers address questions asked via the chair – whichever party is in power.
(Having said that, I can’t remember a single occasion when any Speaker has done so.)
One of them did to Maggie, that took some balls. There’s bound to be someone here who can find it, probably in the radio only days.
No doubt if Cameron becomes PM the Speaker will become very strict in enforcing the PM to answer questions.
Not a problem – Parliament is supposed to ask the Government in power difficult questions. If Labour MPs had been better informed and prepared to ask Blair & Brown hard questions and not to allow both to subvert Cabinet decisions then maybe the country wouldn’t be in such deep shit right now.
“you should stop treating people like fools”
Didn’t like that: smacked of frivolity.
Referring to the money as a fund might also give the Fife slug some wriggle room, as that could be read to imply it had a separate legal structure. Or perhaps I’m just getting cynical.
Anyway, I was asked by a lawyer this afternoon if there were any legal grounds for forcing him to answer a direct question at PMQs. Sadly, a few swift strokes (of the mouse) revealed PMQs to be a “Constitutional convention” and therefore is not, and cannot be, enforced by courts of law.
That enforcement is not the job of the courts Tony, it is the job of the Speaker and it is clear that the Bercow is simply not up to the job.
Bercow must be removed from his post for the good of our democracy.
Agreed, but my point is that it has been clearly demonstrated that Bercow finds Broons non-answers amusing but fine: as the buck stops with him and there is no outside sanction, its all a bit pointless.
Looking forward to the lovely Rick nobinson reporting this one…….delicious
Gordon Brown is… what, exactly? A liar? A fool Or a foolish liar?
Or one of the few I suspect in Labour circles who hasn”t read Peter Watt’s Book ? Or perhaps nobody dared tell him for fear of flying nokias of what was in it as he,Brown,comes out pretty badly throughout , if Watt’s allegations are to be believed
Watts is a bitter ex-employee selling sensationalist tales to the right-wing press.
Gordon Brown denies any such suggestions until such time as they are proven at which point we will smear whoever proves them true.
Vote Labour.
Fuck off!
if your ex-employee is lying in print sue him in court
He really is a slimey little turd…
Nick won’t report on this, he will look for the smallest typing mistake in a Tory election leaflet and drag any shadow minister he can find over the coals for it by way of a distraction.
Or completely ignore it. To show that he’s not going to have the agenda dictated by some snotty Mick with a blog.
He’s a reporter you know. He ‘reports’what he’s given to ‘report’. That’s why he always has so much to ‘report’from number 10 because they’re forever handing him press releases to uncritically report.
If the Tories want to make something of this they’ll have to phone him up and then hand him a ‘report’so he can ‘report’it.
It’s got to be worth a try CCHQ.
He won’t. Report it that is…
lying fecker
That’s my line, you fecking fecker!
What?
This might have some legs. Could be interesting…..
It has some legs,arms and a whole damn body – this is the one,the one that will take him down.
Oh I F*****g hope so. I’m looking for popcorn in the morning.
This does have a distinctive pong to it, dead bodies in cupboards, flies hovering and maggots wriggling.
Here’s hoping!
I’ve already got enough microwave popcorn in to see me through to the election!
You lucky git! I’m working in rural India. I’m loving this development though. This, is surely a test of the MSN. I’ll look in the morning papers here.
My legs are open
Under Pressure …..? That’s our song.
Cover up = you resign in the end. After all, it started in America.
Follow the money
*gags*
Or is it follow the money shot?
I do not see how the PM can have misled the house, since that would require people to believe what passes his lips. Thus “not guilty”, but only on a technicality, m’lud.
Rumour is that the Tories have a killer email on this subject. This story has legs.
So Gordon Brown is a liar, quel fucking suprise.
He must have been paying attention when Blair was PM.
We all know the No 10 machine with the connivance of a subservient civil service and the other ‘regulatory’bodies will bury this one.
The Tories have just put a press release out* that contains the following quote from Liam Fox and little more,
“At Prime Minister’s Questions today Gordon Brown repeatedly made the allegation that the Conservatives pledged to cut defence spending at the 2005 election, when our manifesto was committed to a £2.7bn increase in frontline spending. Gordon Brown must apologise for misleading the House. Another day, another figure, same wrong Gordon Brown.”
http://dizzythinks.net/2010/02/brown-accused-of-lying-to-parliament-by.html
He really is the most incorrigable liar isn’t he?
Positively Archer-esque in the breadth and scope of his ouvre.
But this is what happens when the man who says EVERYONE else is WRONG and he is right is allowed to get to this position.
Sarah Brown must leave a horrendous life with this monster.
That’s why she’s making the beast with two backs avec un junior Treasury minister!
Can I join in?
I’m not a liar.
It’s like Comical Mandy’s speech the other day – repeat lies with a straight face to an electorate who can’t remember the difference and hey presto, you look better than the other guy. Enough of this.
It’s a shame Stephen Colbert isn’t better known over here: the two men are eerily similar. At least Colbert honestly describes himself as a comedian.
That’s a good start, but why the fuck is no one going for the jugular and asking why he needs a “wholly and necessarily” £16k pa second home allowance?
Amazingly Nick Robinson has yet to comment on PMQs or this letter yet. perhaps they are still waiting for the bunker to OK it.
Finger on the pulse please.
Patient’s dead
He’s not dead, he’s just (zzzz….)
SKRAAAAARRKK!!! LOVELYPLUMAGE!!! (cuttle) (hump)
The Norwegian Blue prefers kippin’on its back. Beautiful plumage though.
Or he’s pissed off at Richard Madeley being offered his job by “Brillo” live on the Daily Politics Show this lunchtime ? Further fuelled by Jo Coburn fluttering her eyelashes at Madeley and James Landale “crawling” to him ?
I thought Madeley was pretty good.
Loved the way he called the AV a cynical ploy,all the while that one of Brown’s lapdogs was sat in the same studio – it’s all coming together nicely.
Good to see Madeley returning somewhat to his old-fashioned journalistic roots, after spending the best part of 20 years helping his wife with a tv sofa-career. This was also evident from his appearance on QT last week.
He is I think an arch-Blairite who really doesn’t like Brown at all. Yet somebody else willing to stand up to the farce that is trying to change the voting system just as he’s about to lose an election
AV?
Toenails is sitting on a wall outside Downing Street licking the front of a framed autographed picture of McFinished personally thrown at him by our great leader.
was that followed by the Nokia?
Or a Typist ?
Never thought of Nick as a literal fly sitting on on a wall before. Though given that he has made a career out of proximity to a midden, it makes sense.
Gordon Brown is a lying little fucker
Gordon Brown is a lying little fucker
Gordon Brown is a lying little fucker
Gordon Brown is a lying little fucker
Gordon Brown is a lying little fucker
Please may he be asked that question every week between now and the day the election is called
I know a song that’ll get on yer nerves…get on yer..
The wankers who would vote for a rotting corpse with a red rosette will STILL vote for the Scottish tosser come what may. 30% of the population is too stupid, too lazy or too wedged up by McDoom to ever vote for Dave. The lad has a veritable mountain to climb, much of the gradient made so much steeper by the evil lies pumped out of his spastic mouth by the worst politician ever to foul the British landscape. Let’s all make a pledge to publicise the slush fund scandal until the BEEB HAS to cover it. Come on, Andrew Rawnsley – your country needs YOU!
Ode to Gordon Brown
Bonkers
I wake up everyday it’s a daydream
Everythin’in my life ain’t what it seems
I wake up just to go back to sleep
I act real shallow but I’m in too deep
And all I care about is sex and violence
A heavy bass line is my kind of silence
Everybody says that I gotta get a grip
But I let sanity give me the slip
Some people think I’m bonkers
But I just think I’m free
Man, I’m just livin’my life
There’s nothin’crazy about me
Some people pay for thrills
But I get mine for free
Man, I’m just livin’my life
There’s nothin’crazy about me
Bonkers
I wake up everyday it’s a daydream
Everythin’in my life ain’t what it seems
I wake up just to go back to sleep
I act real shallow but I’m in too deep
And all I care about is sex and violence
A heavy bass line is my kind of silence
Everybody says that I got to get a grip
But I let sanity give me the slip
Bonkers
Some people think I’m bonkers
But I just think I’m free
Man, I’m just livin’my life
There’s nothin’crazy about me
Some people pay for thrills
But I get mine for free
Man, I’m just livin’my life
There’s nothin’crazy about me
Mmm, yeah, I’m back in the floor now
I wake up everyday it’s a daydream
Everythin’in my life ain’t what it seems
I wake up just to go back to sleep
I act real shallow but I’m in too deep
And all I care about is sex and violence
A heavy bass line is my kind of silence
Everybody says that I got to get a grip
But I let sanity give me the slip
Bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon
Some people think I’m bonkers
But I just think I’m free
Man, I’m just livin’my life
There’s nothin’crazy about me
Some people pay for thrills
But I get mine for free
Man, I’m just livin’my life
There’s nothin’crazy about me
Bonkers
I wake up everyday it’s a daydream
Everythin’in my life ain’t what it seems
I wake up just to go back to sleep
I act real shallow but I’m in too deep
And all I care about is sex and violence
A heavy bass line is my kind of silence
Everybody says that I got to get a grip
But I let sanity give me the slip
Bonkers
Some people think I’m bonkers
But I just think I’m free
Man, I’m just livin’my life
There’s nothin’crazy about me
Some people pay for thrills
But I get mine for free
Man, I’m just livin’my life
There’s nothin’crazy about me
That was nicely done Steve.
Dizzy (rascal) would be proud, (probably).
Yo!!!! man Cooooooooool
The BBC are reporting “Today was a great day for our glorious leader. TraKtor production is up, the fields are bountiful with the fruits of the labour of the people”
Tonight the BBC will be playing 12 hours of glorious marching music with vide os f the great leaders meeting the workers.
The BBC’s tribute station in the DPRK shows us how it’s done…
http://www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm
Kim Jong Il Visits Fishery Station in Kumya
Pyongyang, February 2 (KCNA) — General Secretary Kim Jong Il gave on-the-spot guidance to the Wonphyong Taehung Fishery Station in Kumya County, South Hamgyong Province……
You just have to substitute ‘The Maximum Imbecile’for Kim Jong Il and picture the jackass at some school or factory to see the parallels in the BBC and Labour parties reportage.
You missed this delightful story from that land of wonders:
Pyongyang, February 2 (KCNA) — Four kinds of individual stamps have been brought out in the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea with the birthday of General Secretary Kim Jong Il approaching.
Portrayed in the stamps, each with letters “February 16″ in upper part, are Paeonia suffruticosa, Bougainvillea glabra cv. Sanderiana and other rare plants sent to Kim Jong Il from other countries as gifts.
No triffids then?
How about
Pyongyang, February 2 (KCNA) — The Songun revolutionary leadership exploits performed by General Secretary Kim Jong Il serve as the most valuable treasure of Kim Il Sung’s nation and a great banner firmly guaranteeing the final victory of the drive for building a thriving nation and the cause of Juche, Rodong Sinmun Tuesday says in an editorial.
The Workers’Party of Korea’s Songun leadership exploits serve as an ever-victorious banner which helps demonstrate the sovereign dignity and invincible might of the country, a valuable treasure which helps immensely reinforce the single-minded unity of the service personnel and people around the headquarters of the revolution and a treasured sword for bringing about a leap forward, which helps effect great innovations on all fronts for building a thriving nation by giving free rein to their mental power, the editorial notes, and goes on (and on…)
At last I understand where Polly Toynbee pinched her writing style from!
Who have now unfortunately lost their jobs due to a Jonah curse
Don’t forget Brown’s possibly going to Hillsborough as well(if the DUP can be pressurised into agreeing the policing and justice deal by Brown’s Butler in Chief)With the BBC all geared to praise Brown for being instrumental in saving the “Northern Ireland Assembly” to add to his many other moments of salvation of mankind(Brown actually mentioned this in PMQs for his “other business” later to-day)
Apropos earlier comments re Robinson he’s probably sitting next to Brown on the Ryanair flight as we speak hence his silence before the breathless announcement tonight on the 10pm News of Brown’s Triumph
Actually I hear Toenails likes McFinished to actually sit ON him.
Oh, THAT fifty thousand pounds. I didn’t think you meant THAT fifty thousand pounds. Ah yes. I got it from selling the family silver/a win on the horses/buying an old chest of drawers that had all this cash inside….but the dog ate all the records/I am hopeless with figures/I knew Sarah would be cross if she found out and….lessons must be learned/we must not be distracted from making the right decisions/it was all Mrs Thatcher’s fault. So there.
The £50k I keep in my sporran amounts to precisely 0% of Party donations, 0% is nothing, therefore it does not exist. I know nothing, absolutely fucking nothing, nothing whatsoever, fucking nowt at all.
It is only through prudent fistal stimulus that I have this money, err, no money, and I’m going to treat that Prick Knobinson to a fine bottle of Petrus from the lush fund costing the taxpayer absolutely nothing in the process. We will discuss filling some more blatant lies, err facts, that we in No. 10 have just made up about not only the economy but also Tory Policy. So there, fuck the lot of you. If the money doesn’t exist then I haven’t spent it, and the Petrus cost us zero pounds. We’ll take two. I am the Law.
Now, where did I leave my receipt book?
I want Gordon Brown to be taken down with this – he has misled Parliament.
Gordon Brown – a message from We,The People – 60 million of us.
You are a liar,a fraudster and a conman.
We shall ensure that you are dealt with by the law courts and then by the electorate,although it may well be that you don’t even get to the election in your current position as unelected Prime Minister.
This lie you have told today will be your last lie to We,The People.
Just like Bliar you mean ? Look how well that turned out
The problem is that there is no proper authority to take him down. He has effectively neutered parliament and the watchdogs have been hung out to dry starting with Ms Filkin.
The BBC won’t report it, Sky will bury it, the Telegraph might give it room, and only the Mail might splash big with it.
But who takes much notice of the mail, they have spent too much time and effort writing sensationalist headlines to be taken that seriously. Even when they are telling the truth, nobody in power will listen.
Dumbed down Britain. Thanks Labour.
Note the position of the Iraq enquiry and the appearance of ‘job centre’in the yahoo search porn stats in order of most poular downwards
Katie Price
John Terry
Michael Jackson
Pete Doherty
Oscar nominations
Tony Blair
Weather forecast
Job centre
Victoria Beckham
Iraq war inquiry
Fifty grand? Don’t waste my time. I’m only interested in making several hundred billions disappear, and I’m doing it rather successfully, even if I do say so myself.
I just read what ‘smash labour’wrote and nearly pissed myself laughing….
Love it!
Give Gordo a break chaps. Around the neck area.
Could it be that jelly has been succesfully nailed to a tree ?
That Gordon has been caught, landed and is awaiting filleting !
I won’t hold my breath.
BUT we live in hope…………..
If this had happend 30 years ago, he would be a dead man walking. What has changed????????
The general erosion of standards of behavior in politics and the politicisation of everything. Politics is no longer about doing the right thing for the country, its about clinging on to power whatever the cost.
The expenses scandal would have been an automatic resigning matter for many MPs not so many years ago, but not now. Now its a point scoring exercise between parties, whilst completely missing the point that they should have never had their fingers in the till in the first place. They seem to forget that they should be answering and apologising to US for stealing OUR money, but they just don’t think we matter.
Honesty, decency and (genuinely) doing the right thing are just memories now, I’m afraid.
Oh come come dear chap, anyone who has actually met the great Gord knows ‘he’s a really nice guy’.
He just has such a tough time defending himself against terrible false accusations.
Hang on a minute…
would Gordon have £50k that he hadn’t borrowed or stolen from the good honest people of this country?
Couldn’t have come from Labourites as they are all on benefits or working for the BBC.
Second thoughts I expect it was a backhander from one of thier overworked execs
A £50k fiddle isn’t even worth half an apology, as fivebellies demonstrated admirably.
I lie for the warmongers and pocket $50m, fatboy covers up £50k bung and gets impeached. Always said it was a wank country.
Brown will shortly discover he has a serious illness. And i don’t mean ‘compulsive lying’. The next general election may be the first in which one party fights under an ‘acting leader’.
Whyever not? Labour fought the last one under a false flag.
Brown’s lies are becoming more frequent and more blatant.
He is going downhill faster and faster.
Will he crash before the election?
He should be reported to Parliamentary Standards over his lie on Conservative defence spending; it is too blatant, too malicious, and easily provable as false.
Who is writing this stuff for him; are they deliberately stitching him up?
Should call him Herman Meier.
He’s taken his eye of the subject
Brown is the worst PM this country has ever had. Worst ruler, I think King John had more morals and lost less gold.
Just got sight of Cameron’s performance at today’s PMQs…fucking brilliant!!!!!!
Where, can somebody post it.
No sky, iplayer etc!
Please.
A friend of mine in the colonies swears by http://linuxcentre.net/getiplayer – an open source alternative to the BBC’s iplayer software. Receives and records BBC output.
If downloading a program puts you off, Google ‘secure UK anonymous proxy server’For a few quid a month it’s possible to deceive the BBC servers that you’re based here & receive BBC iplayer output via a browser – also to download it with http://po-ru.com/projects/iplayer-downloader/.
I am available to take the hit for the Prime Mentalist,
WHEN I get a job.
You missed the “s” out.
Well worth watching Ben Bradshaw’s performance at PMQs. He nods throughout each of Gordon Brown’s answers like a devoted puppy trying to seek it’s master’s approval.
To 111.
Yes I noticed Bradshaw nodding as if he had a Duracell up his arse.
anyone ever find clip of the standing ovation Bradshaw jumped up to lead at the end of Brown’s crap conference speech last year?
yeh if I ever see that Bradshaw round our way he better jog on the TWAT not 2 Jags though he can pack a punch that man
Oh that fund why didn’t you say !
Seems it was the best PMQ’s for awhile and I missed it!
I see what Guido says about the slush fund but I’ve also just read that gordon said he did not cut any funding to the military so presumably he is suggesting that that £1.4billion cut to helicopter funding was imaginary!
Looks as if he lied today on more than one front.
nell, link to PMQs
http://news.bbc.co.uk/democracylive/hi/house_of_commons/newsid_8485000/8485923.stm
Notable for DC splitting his question in two, in order to ask about defence spending and later about the AV proposals – listen out for the quip about pulling the secretary from her chair!
Also notable for the co-ordination of the Tories to all ask about defence, and for the Squeaker’s failure to stop around 10 planted questions allowing Broon a free hit at the Tories with bogus figures – and of course no right of reply.
Thanks Steve
117 – In Brownspeak its real but denoted by the term negative spend.
The thing that stood out for me was him plucking out of thin air and repeating several times that the tories would have cut if they had won in 2005?
Thats a lie and Cameron should demand an apology next week.
I think ‘yes minister’ is far more true to life
Who could ever forget You lied – The Tangled Web
Just An Observation But :
if you go to BBc parliament you will see Mp’s dossing, fast asleep on the benches
given that most of them own at least two houses
why dont they fuck off home to sleep
rather than looking like a load of homeless scum
littering up parliament ?
Reasons:
1. Don’t like to travel (with scary great unwashed)
2. Costs a lot to get the heating going; no point if can keep that (expense) cash
3. Food cheaper at HoC
4. Booze cheaper at HoC
5. Have you seen the fookin’state of the wife?
Sorted.
I fully support the Prime Minister and I am grateful for the £50,000 he may leave under the sofa in No 10, should he quit.
Thank you Guido for permitting me to remind your rich bloated readership that
I will accept any decent (1 mill+) election donations they may wish to throw my way.
Peter Hain : in future when you are on the box
would you please move your gob to give people an indication that you are actually speaking
you come across like a ventriloquists dummy
And by the way you look like a total twat
thank you !
An apt song for Brown:
Here come the morning that I say goodbye to ya
Here come the morning that’ll say goodbye
but I dont turn around cause the reason is treason
Can I make it clear that I do not lie and I do not need to lie, as no one believes a word I say anyway.
Rocking Horse for sale.
£50,000. ONO.
Free NOKIA thrown AT you.
7 years to get a degree?
an eye injury? was it soccer? was it rugby?
where did he get the money to buy his properties?
a tv producer? ever seen an alleged programme?
a manifesto promise on an eu referendum ?
and today he came out with a classic at pmqs about fighting for british people and the right to have a referendum re voting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
only one word sums him up!
spunkbubble?
cockwatcher?
Eye injury was caused by rugger, soccer and err..tennis, according to McRuin.
Oh, and he runs 3 miles a day.
no, he ruins three mills a day
Runs three miles? Yeah right, and my arse plays a banjo.
LIAR!
“Britisher” was another Broonism which I enjoyed him blubbing today, nearly as much as “Con- Stit – Yoontz” and “Alki Ada”
I ain’t Anonymous – I forgot to log on. Divute.
Here`s a few Cod Eye translations
Cuts= efficiency savings
Lets be clear=here comes the bull
Question his policies=your talking Britain down
Best of all NO=Yes
I can answer item 3 in part; well documented that he required only a small amount of money to buy the first London property as it was being sold cheap by a certain Geoffrey Robinson who was dealing with the disposal of some of the assets of a Mr Robert Maxwell (I have no idea who these people are). The money to pay the mortgage came from you, the taxpayer. Just before taking residence at No.10 (forgetting that actually he lived on Downing Street since day one at, er, No.10) this flat was gifted to a Mrs Sarah Brown (who she is I do not know) and she remortgaged same on a special arrangement whereby she required no income to fund any interest or repayments obtained from some people known as Lloyds TSB.
Allegedly.
He’ll get away with, he always does. Just like Blair, and Smith, and Darling, and all the other lying Labour scum.
The best we can hope for is that the election comes quickly and he disappears from our lives forever.
Then, hopefully, a life of misery awaits him.
Even Profumo managed to partially salvage his reputation by charitable work.
Who wants to be associated with Brown in any context?
A euthanasia outfit?
Has that John Terry bloke been hanging around Downing street ?
Cause i heard he likes a”Bit Of Brown” ?
Taxi for Broon!
Given that he throws his secretaries did he ‘chuck’his boyfriends when he was younger?
Is there a possiblity of Money Laundering legislation being flouted?
Anyone got Peter Goldsmiths number on speed dial?
Brown could always try the Hugh Abbott defence.
When Abbott was caught lying, hie told the Education Select Committee: “I categorically did not knowingly not tell the truth. Even though unknowingly I might not have done.”
Abbott at least had some humility: Brown cannot admit to any weakness unless he is aiming for public sympathy.
The original offence – failure to declare donations – was quite serious but not insurmountable. He could have ridden it out fairly easily, I imagine. Now he has denied doing it, there will be hordes of journalists all over it and if they find that such a slush fund did exist, Brown will be completely and utterly discredited. The act of lying about the offence will become more serious than the offence itself.
I hope the Tories and media push him hard on this.
Doubt either will
The media is the problem – I mean the broadcast media, especially the BBC. The Beeb would contort itself not to report on Brown’s lying.
CH4 Twatter
Gordon Brown has agreed to an hour-long TV interview with presenter Piers Morgan.
McFuckwit bravely enters into the den of well…? hamsters ……..FFS!
http://twitter.com/channel4news/status/8595677501
Apparantly it’s for Morgan’s “Life Stories” series – in other words a sympathetic puff-piece on how terribly disadvantaged he was and how he went on to greatness, with no hard political questions or questioning of his answers to anything…
More brownwash from the media
Proof if any more was required of ITV’s execrable programming. But why would any advertisers want to be associated with Brown? ITV viewers probably hate him more than any other demographic!
Can anybody leak the preconditions?
Questions agreed in advance.
No interruptions by the presenter.
Script agreed in advance and to be edited by Mandelson.
Programme not to be broadcast live and subject to editing by Mandelson.
Timed to go out just before the election announcement so that rules of impartiality do not apply.
Long list of vetoed subjects. Slush funds, truthfulness, economy, prudence, boom and bust.
I think we get the picture already.
I’ll set the video. Which is in the bin.
£50,000 is only 8.6 seconds-worth of deficit/
Actually it is probably more like 6.8 seconds of deficit as they have lied about the actual size of it! It is so astronomical that they have probably stopped even trying to calculate it as it has become a Pythagorean number, well the IMF is no longer believing anything Crash Gordon and Flipper Darling say so why should we!
Tick tock tick tock tick tock
Gordon is wetting his knickers.
Ive lost mine!
I am not like David Abrahams.
He is a nobody.
Blessed is Gordo and his 50000 smackers.
£50000 Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Rock me Gordo, Yes , Yes
Alastair Campbell
Truth will out.
Smith Institute?
Nothing to do with me. Now.
saw fatty Smith on straight talk yesterday did you Know she became an MP to serve the people get me a sick bag
Good question Eric , lets hope No10 havent switched to I pads , less easy to dodge !
Brownj needs his gonads removing. We don’t need any more like him !
I don’t know what all the fuss is about dunoo.
Everybody knows that the Labour party (my party) is a collective group of Scottish low life brain dead troughing thieves and vagabonds and the odd ‘porky pie’here and there should not cause all this unwanted commotion.
As everyone should have realised by now, our socialist agenda (principly communism) means that we have to destroy Britain piece by piece until it is broken, bereft and bankrupt. We have flooded England with criminal immigrants and benefit frudsters like ourselves. There is still room for more.
Our job is almost done, so let me be so I can finish off the work by shutting down the NHS.
Don’t forget to tell your friends to vote Labour.
Thanks,
Gordon. J. Brown. (alias Jock McTosser).
It won’t effect him in any way; it never does. People who hate him will just hate him even more (which won’t change anything). People who support him are either insane or corrupt and will continue to support him.
He lies about absolutely everything, and he’s got away with it so far because nobody in government has the balls or morals to do anything about it.
He could murder a child and the labour party would just say, “well, that’s our gordon, that’s just how he is…ho hum…let’s change the subject”
Nothing, absolutely nothing will get him out of number 10 apart from losing the election, and even then he’d only go because if he stayed then he’d be in physical danger from a baying mob; he certainly wouldn’t leave number 10 simply because he lost the vote; he’ll only leave when there are thousands of voters about to amass who are at the “you lost the election. you leave now or we throw you out the fucking window you fucking evil piece of shit bastard” phase.
Don’t underestimate Brown’s evil personality, or the complete lack of morals/balls of the labour party.
The only way he’s leaving number 10 is by millions of people voting him out and then a substantial amount of people turning up on the number 10 doorstep with a (metaphorical) baseball bat in their hand, all ready to beat the shit out of him if he doesn’t leave.
We’ll get an early indication of whether things have actually changed post election if the Met accurately describes the number of celebrating bystanders lining Whitehall when he’s driven away from Downing Street…
“There is neither shame in lying nor in being found out.”
“Mendacity is an old fashioned concept and not relevant to progressive modern politics.”
Epitaph of Alistair Blair-Brown
my baseball bat won’t be metaphorical, I can assure you
Watch this space armerd dinnerjacket has got nothing on this twat he will not go quietley trust me recounts here we come
“I know nothing at all about what he is talking about”?
From How to Detect Lies: Become a Lie Detector:
•A statement with a contraction is more likely to be truthful: “ I didn’t do it” instead of “I did not do it”
• Liars sometimes avoid “lying” by not making direct statements. They imply answers instead of denying something directly.
• The guilty person may speak more than natural, adding unnecessary details to convince you… they are not comfortable with silence or pauses in the conversation.
• A liar may leave out pronouns and speak in a monotonous tone. When a truthful statement is made the pronoun is emphasized as much or more than the rest of the words in a statement.
Hmm…
• Words may be garbled and spoken softly, and syntax and grammar may be off. In other words, his sentences will likely be muddled rather than emphasized.
“The guilty person may speak more than natural, adding unnecessary details to convince you… they are not comfortable with silence or pauses in the conversation”.
…like lawyers, you mean?
The air will be thick with flying handsets tonight!
Brown is a lying, nasty brute – time get get the gloves off and hit him round the ring. But what of the BBC? Not a peep from the Beeb on this, yet they will do Labour dirty work on crime stats!
I am sick of BBC Pravda – they are so biased these days, I am going to stop paying the licence fee! If taken to court for non-payment, I will claim it is within my rights since the BBC has broken its Charter duty of impartiality!
Don’t let the inspector in.
Remain silent when asked anything.
There will be no evidence to get you in court.
What do they of lies know
That only lies know
The word lie has lost its meaning and the shame that follows its perpetration.
Let me have men about me that are fat; Sleek-headed men, and such as sleep o’nights
There are two kinds of fat
The Nick Soames kind and then there is the McMental kind.
Not sleek and happy, rather a twat who lives on takeaways in publicly funded housing shitting his pants wondering when the world will come crashing down around him
then there’s the kind of fat twat like Dick Sniffin who likes to take it up the chuff
In the end it’s The Sun wot will do it.
I sense an imminent demise in Gordon Brown’s honesty.
ahhh that was nice just wathched PMQ`s again (better than Avatar this wk) watch Bullshit Broon suck up to Clegg was lovely to see I wonder why?
just rember Nick he will promise you the earth then deny it all
I am so sick of Brown. I am sick of politics again. What is the f……. point of PMQs? It’s a monologue, one side to the other. There are no questions worth answering most of the time. It’s like a greenhouse with plants from one side and snipes from the other. Brown wouldn’t know truth if it jumped up and bit his ass! Sickening fuffing bunch of overpaid, over blown, idiotic disgraces. How the hell does PMQs look to the rest of the world let alone the UK. Ahhh our great leader, a man who saved the world, in his small abridged mind!
Brown wouldn’t know truth if it gnawed his bollocks off and spat them in his face. If he had any to gnaw.
Brown doesn’t want to face the electorate, doesn’t want to debate on TV. What does the c’unt want? To remain in power indefinitely whilst unelected, despised, mentally and physically ill, to lord it over a population forced to seethe with anger and disbelief?
Look out for a ‘terrorist’incident days or hours before the election. Get used to the idea that in June we will be in lockdown with Brown still gurning at us from on high, promising an election ‘just as soon as the security situation allows’. His beard will be wheeled out in front of the cameras to make reassuring cooing noises, reports of scattered riots will be supressed by the media and deleted from the internet by GCHQ. Cameron will be arrested and detained for riding his bike on the pavement. Huge posters up and down the country will proclaim “So what?”. Victoria Beckham will launch a new range of designer feminine hygeine spritzes under the brand-name of Vicky’s Vag. Graham Norton will take over as Director General of the BBC. Yasmin Alibi-Brown and Polly Toynbee will join in a civil partnership with nuptials televised from the Maldives – which have STILL not sunk beneath the waves.
Mail: Time to ‘lance boil’of resentment over ‘unfairness’of immigration, says Labour’s Margaret Hodge
While she’s getting round to this she could show a bit of willing by stabbing herself in her own quim.
Nasty, nasty woman.
just watch the clip with pickles witch i remember also read the lettr the brown, it just seems the are the same, however on the clip, it was the green party that made me the maddess when the only people she could think of as working worst hours than mp was other so called pofessional ie doctor nurses, it seems like all other she has not got to grip with poeple on low wages that have to work 12 to 15 hours a day for a living wage