Kirsty Makes Newsnight More Exciting
And you thought Emily Maitliss was the leggy one…
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Max Clifford says…
“Most people want to read nasty things about people, not nice things.”
DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
Andrew Marr been around recently?
Tell that nazi pope to keep his bigot nose out of our equality laws.
He’s no more a nazi than Harriet… ah.
WOW! WHAT A SCOOP!
Popey vs Harriett ….. FIGHT!
Harriett in jack boots – what a sight. HP looking very haggered on the weekend talk shows its clearly getting to her.
Harriet in Jack Boots? Sounds interesting! Tell us more!
I recon shes a rug muncher
Borrowed them from Jaqui!
THE-FORCE – sounds like A FECKING EEJIT
Everyone is equally prohibited from being a practicising catholic.
Only by the child protection lawa
Do you have ANY idea of what you are talking about.Tell that to the ANTICHRIST Gordon Brown and his pro-Islamic ideals
And do censor criticism of Israel and it’s fascist ideals like a good Hasbara activist.
The Pope is merely referring to the catholic churchs ability to regulate its own affairs, Seems fair enough to me, A bit strong calling him a Nazi!!
Don’t you sometimes think it odd
That wars are fought in the name of God
Behind religion armies hide
Claiming God is on their side
But what is even stranger still
The Gods tell us we must not kill
Yet we strive with all our might
To prove that only our Gods right
And of the others there’s no doubt
Our Gods say we should wipe them out
All religion beneath the sun
Believes that it’s the only one
To whom mankind should kneel and pray
So to these ends we wound and slay
Since the very dawn of time
In Gods name we commit this crime
Perhaps if all religions cease
Mankind will at long last find peace
Well here’s my own agnostic view
God and religion NO thank you!
Excellent philosophy. A breath of sanity in an insane world!
Or, as Hamish Imlach put it in “The Cumbie Boys”.
“When asked what they think o’ religeon
Baith say ‘Ach religeon’s aw right
Cos these guys are only religeous
When they want an excuse for a fight”
Guido – i notice there’s no “tottywatch” tag on this story LOL!
Dont you think this is all a bit rich when the curches in general and the catholic church in particular has gone to great lenghts to protect pedophiles from prosecution
Yes but we can’t report that!
Not only can we not report that, we cannot report that we are not allowed to report that!
Consider yourself super-injuncted SE, although the reason for this has to remain a secret…
But I can reveal that He Who Must Not Be Named wants the fact that he is going bald kept secret.
he’s behind the sofa.
She auditioning for the next ‘Strichley Come Dancing’, it the next step up the career ladder for Beeb journo’s. Nice legs though, shame no stockings!
I went to school with Strichley – Maurice Strichley. I always wondered what happened to him.
Ha! Thats what a CSE in English does for you, well spotted!
Kings Heath lad, my typing is terrible. That’s why, at home, I use Firefox with the spell check option!
Ha! That’s what I used but I think I clicked the wrong word selection which is a bit of a double whammy. I was thinking of ‘Stirchley B’ham’ because its the vote for Cadbury’s today but sadly I think its a forgone conclusion.
I did wonder about the Stirchley link!
I’ll be home -back in Brum- on Saturday, visiting various local boosers in the city centre, meeting up with a few mates!
Thats News – have one for me, Broad St a laugh saturday night
Have one for me! weird mentioned Bro*d St, and got modded by Guido?
WE make claim to being the first to note the potential of the Wark ham n eggs!
We texted Newsnight accordingly 3 years ago and were delighted to see the producers soon after began dressing her in skirts not trousers. Then the hemlines started rising…
We do love the firm smack of discipline in our political interviews and these shots will be treasured!
Didn’t see it all, just caught a snatch…
No amount of leg would arouse me to that talentless Scotch tart.
I’m sure you wouldn’t say no to a tongue-lashing though.
She could have ME if she played her cards right!
Been there already old boy, well worth the effort!
“I’ve just had them lengthened – now they go all the way up.”
Blimey! Might make it worthwhile watching! Though Emily Nomates has the edge, of course!
Though Mandelson reportedly made a t*t of himself at his press conference and STILL will not help UK small firms and Labour lets poor pay of debts with plastic. Labour is beyond satire, these days
I don’t want any help off Labour, it is always too expensive in the long run
Yes, that’s the problem I have with them. Everyone I know who took up the option of Working Tax Credits ended up paying back subtantially MORE than they recieved in Working Tax Credit! Thanks, Gordon! You clown!
Yuk!
She should have washed her hair though, it was in a right fucking state.
probably used some treatment that didn’t work for her hair. (I have very little hair of my own, but share an office with several female colleagues who have several topics of conversation, haircare being one of them!
But You can’t see her hair
it’s a brazillian?
What a twat
Funny I could not see between her legs do you have one of those new xray see through clothing TV’s or something.
…visit your local airport very soon
Heh! Heh!
Getting a bit long in the tooth. Give us yoof!
Shades of Mo Molem’s disinhibition
Very low-slung bust, has Kirsty, would be even droopier than Maitlis. Not that I notice these things.
the only way to make her look attractive…..put her legs behind her ears
Spice up your sex life with your epileptic girlfriend by installing a strobe light in the bedroom
I have been with girl who whilst in full flight during a bit of a knee tremble, decided to have a epileptic fit. Being young and a bit naive I’d mistaken this for a indication of my performance. It was only after I’d finished wiping my winky on the curtains that I realised what had happened.
So instead of “Chocks away!” it was more like;
“Choke Away!
LOl – the worse thing was trying get her dressed before her parents came home, she was legal, and I ended up putting her in a track suit back to front just in time. She came round just as they walked in , her dad put two and two together and kicked off big time, I got kicked in my ‘Tail End Charlie’……
And then I chose a career as a politician.
Bouncing Bum!
Give the Wing Commander a DFC.
Ha very good! it was ‘Over and out’ after that but I did bump into her much later on at my sisters wedding, she was one of the waitresses, and she took one look at me, dropped a tray of shampoo and slapped me around the face in front of my sister and all her guests, this is all true. My sister, 20 years on, has never forgiven me!
Lucky for you she wasn’t performing fellatio at the time.
Ouch!!!!! That’s what we call a Knacker Chapper old boy
My wife just dumped me because I’m “The king of stupid comparisons.”
I feel like a bacon sandwich on chemotherapy
You might get dumped for reading Sickipedia in the morning and quoting one of the “top jokes of the day” on here.
O/T – yesterday’s attempt to get a quick headline was McBust’s dishonest claim that NuLiebour would spend an additional £1.5bn (nice round figure, that) on defence, ignoring the fact that it is already a long way behind in funding, thanks to their idiotic decision to try to run two wars on a peacetime budget. This is also in the face of a defence review to which both parties are committed after the GE. (McBust knows best, of course.)
Today it’s his master plan to change the electoral system, with the sole intention of damaging the Conservatives.
Any suggestions for the daily announcements for the rest of the week, assuming that his bout of policy incontinence is uncontrollable?
Tuesday;
Eradicate unemployment in Britain by April.
Wednesday;
Recruit 283,000 new policemen (and a few women) by the end of February
Thursday;
Announce a manned mission to Uranus,to take off on May 9th 2010,led by Commander Mandelson and co-pilot Balls with Gordon at the helm in Mission Control (a disused scout hut in Fife).
Friday;
Declare the election postponed for at least 5 years due to possible climate change concerns about a glacier in the Andes that could melt in the next 300 years.
and on and on it goes,like one of those balls pinging around in a pinball machine.
BBC predicting George Osborne to take instruction from bankster Lord Stern.
I feel my once certain tory vote slipping away through my fingers.
You believe the BBC????
Guido, your taste in ladies seems to be waning somewhat, if you’re in any way turned on by a 54 year old pair of legs…
This was Kirsty trying for a Angela Rippon moment probably her days on newsnight are numbered.
Always career opportunities for a broadminded gal
Wasn’t / isn’t she a director of a soft porn film company along with her husband?
Hang on, Steve. There’s plenty of us for whom a 54-year old is a bit of young stuff.
Yeah – have a look at milf hunter com
Is that the sequel to “Harriet Does Westminster”?
Have a look at milfhunter.com
xhamster is free, much better.
Steady on Guido already just lost half his clientèle.
How old is Nadine Dorries, similar to La Wark I reckon,but eminently screwable. Wil you print this.
That is 6 younger than “Glamourpuss” Iris Robinson!
O/T
Clare Short to give evidence to the Chilcot Enquiry at 10am – could be fireworks if she goes for Brown as well as Blair.
They should get in contact with Robin Cook. Uri Gellar is available …
There’s no love lost between Short and Blur but Robin was probably the only one in Nu Lab worth listening to. During the 80′s W/mids police did a training exercise across B’ham to simulate what would happen during a major disaster. The scenario was a out of control hot air ship about to crash into the ‘Bullring’, Hindenburg style. W/mids police called the air C Short! she found out and kicked up big time…
“…to simulate what would happen in a major disaster…”
You mean like 1 May 1997?
Very very true!!!
We’ve had a 13 year simulation of what that disaster would look like.
Fucking disasterous. Incompetence elevated to an art form. A fucking Marx brother government. Slapstick economics. Harold Lloyd politics.
Charlie Chaplin would have had a field day with this bunch of chumps.
Stan Laurel, funnier, and much cleverer.
Watched Ms Short on Sophie’s “Andrew Marr” programme from Sunday – to say that Clare is obsessed with Bliar is an understatement – her whole tone was “how long have you got,I have days to talk to you about this shit”.
Steve Easterbrook,CEO of McDonalds UK did well to stay the distance on the sofa – impressive bloke and the kind who should be running the country,not these ignorant jerks called politicians.
I anticipate a massive outpouring of hatred at Short’s testimony and hopefully she will continue to portray Brown as the lonely and hated fool on the hill.
Just reading Short’s autobiog. (yes, I know, sorry: got it really cheap) and although I’ve not yet finished it she clearly figured Blair for what he is (and always was) while she seems to favour Brown as an intellectual with lots of lovely socialist ideas, and so might be disposed to defend him.
However the book does not go as far as Brown’s disastrous premiership, so we shall see.
She’s got a very half hearted defense for Brown reported on R4 today.
pretty much “he wasn’t paying attention at the time”, and that he wasnt allowed to be in on the discussion anyway.
Rawnsley apparently has the McBust phase pretty well covered. (If it’s anything like ‘Servants of the People’ then it should be a good read.) Stand by for some big announcements on 1 March as a diversionary tactic.
Kirsty is a munter.
O/T
Go Guardian (for a fucking change)
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2010/feb/01/leaked-emails-climate-jones-chinese
Add to this the stem-cell scientists who reckon their work is being blocked for publication by the likes of Nature and other science journals, and it starts to look as though we have a generation of science hoons behaving like nuliebore politicians…the end seems to justify the means, and that’s a scary road.
She’s lost a few kilos, she used to have legs like a piano.
Paul Mason said the other day that Newsnight was regarded as intellectual and elitist. As if 10 minute debates are too much! But maybe daft BBC bosses are trying to do something. Is this more BBC dumbing down, getting staff to wear more racey clothing. A “bit of (mutton) leg” to bring in some more viewers?
Not whilst it employs a Marxist idiot like Mason as is its economics correspondent
Slow news day again?
Wot! with that Clare Short on the box showing her growlery phisog? Slow news? I bet Tony’s at home(one of ‘em) having a fit.
I’ve noticed that Kirsty has been showing a bit of leg lately too!
She must have had the varicose veins done
Cheers Guido.
That’s my breakfast gone…
It used to be said that Scots lassies had lovely legs. The pity was that they’re on upside down.
Kirsty seems to disprove that saying.
I’d have thought the big news with Kirsty is that she always sounds as though she’s a bit pished on Newsnight. Either that or has had a mild stroke [cue 'I'd giver her a mild stroke' avalanche]
I’d give her a mild stroke.
AVALANCHE!
I felt something stirring
Time for a spot of teabagging?
P.G.Tips!
I felt a bit of wood when I saw her picture but the feeling passed and I had a nice cup of tea instead
Rumor has it that it bears a strong resemblance to a pony’s nose.
Not ‘pony’ as in Beckett I hope?
Wouldn’t touch it with yours, let alone mine.
Kirsty Who ?
She’s a jock minger, “rat face” as she gets called.
Her facial moles are very fetching
As are her faecal ones – l understand.
Kirsty’s glamming up on the prospect of another five years for her NaziLabour chums, and why not?
Tory boys have had years to prepare a campaign against a delusional, maladroit, hate filled, spendaholic retard, and are blowing it good style.
It’s going to be some party at TV centre on May6th.
Britain needs strong leadership so we must sadly await the bean counters from the IMF for that.
EXCLUSIVE
At tomorrows PMQ’s I shall be showing my legs by waering my trousers at half mast.
I hope the female electorate will be turned on by my colouful garters.
And just to kill off the last few remaining voters ,
Eric Pickles will be wearing a thong !
I reckon he would make a good Sumo Wrestler, have to lose a bit of weight though.
Not to mention most of the cabinet.
Do you think Brown will miss pmq’s again, might have to go off to Ireland
Kirsty WHO ? ?????????????
Yum.
A brief tasteful glimpse of her gash would be appropriate on election night I feel.
As a license fee payer I demand to know how precisely how excited Ms Wark is at the continuation of the Scotch Raj in London.
Lol!
As excited as Mo Mowlem was at meeting David Trimble? Oooooh those NI lawyers, I can’t get enough of ‘em – as I imagine Julie Walters saying.
i think I am going to be sick …. ..
WARK…… WARK……… WAAAARRRRKK
and now we are going over live to kirstys growler
I thought the recent headline ‘Beaver Reintroduced in Scotland’ was a bit suspect….
breaking news a haitian has been found still alive up kisty’s Huhne
And it took six firemen to get him out – he refused to leave.
They don’t call her “Crawfy” for nothing.
The BBC Newsnight revealed that there is a huge split in the team
Shame she didn’t make a “Gash” on air ?
Give me Emily No mates any day and i’ve never seen her legs
But her “Mams” are very nice !
never seen Emilys mum
why is the pope poking his nose i9nto our pof laws? He must have sucked cock when he was in the hitler youth. They got a badge for it
yes i believe he got a first in Helmet Polishing !
It’s a bit of a strange one that isn’t it
It’s Ok for a Priest to shove his “Papal Mass up a young boys Pulpit ”
but at what age does it become a sin ?
Evidently he expects mass unemployment in RC(UK) Ltd shortly. All those redundancy payments on top of the blackmail sorry compensation, he must fear for the stability of the Vatican Bank.
Chill out, dickwad.
Was meant for 76 Tube_Thumper.
So you aren’t infallible then?
Only on faith and morals.
For example if he said graphics fidelity was invented on an Olivetti M24 he would be in error.
How come women journalists are allowed to wear saucy skirts and then moan at you for being sexist when you look at their legs, yet male journalists aren’t allowed to wear tight fitting leather shorts?
Not fair. Equality for all.
Let the men wear their leather shorts.
you are a troubled person. Leather shorts eeewwww
“Let the men wear their leather shorts.”
Bring it on!
PAXO in a thong? Whatever next.
I heard she was promoting herself for an interview with John Terry!
I just heard Capello has just called Wayne Bridge and told him that John Terry, has lost the Captians armband.
And he asked Wayne if he could have a quick look under the bed to see if it is there.
Nope, only an old Dutch Cap Boss.
That’ll be Frank Rijkaard then
BBC Newsnight coming apart at the seams
Next week I’ll show you my loch. More on that story later….
All on good form today folks.
Keep em coming
Kirsty, print and frame this page. Ideal reading for the loo.
Ah, with the old Licence Fee under threat, perhaps the girls are uniting to get a few more, ahem, ‘entries’ on the ‘skirt bloopers’ section to boost their chances for the next Charter Renewal…
Where’s that toilet paper.
Bounty kitchen roll surely ?? Far more absorbent…
Dont these stupid women ever learn–if there’s a chance the cameramen and the photographers ( remember the Diana Spencer pictures from 1981; sun behind her, thin cotton skirt,giggling photomen) will find as much flesh as possible, and , if their wildest dreams are met, underwear. Didn’t Garraway provide gimpses of the black lacies recently; and they are always trying to penetrate the Reid women’s defences. For God sake can’t these gormless women wear slacks or simply longer skirts. Perhaps they enjoy giving us a glimpse.
She’s still a Labour Droid !
Provincial housewife in mutton dressed as lamb shocker.
If it’s delightful Scottish totty you are after, you can’t beat Wendy Alexander.
Though she still hasn’t replied to my request for her to put a bikini shot on her website . . . .
. . . . . waita minute though! No, sorry. Wrong Wendy Alexander.
http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.blogcdn.com/www.thatsfit.com/media/2009/06/wendy-alexander-186.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.thatsfit.com/2009/06/16/wendy-alexander-races-in-peace/&usg=__4nwaDRzHhoYVelcW_Xzu8-00iV0=&h=248&w=186&sz=14&hl=en&start=1&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=CV-dDFL8bP2rUM:&tbnh=111&tbnw=83&prev=/images%3Fq%3DWendy%2BAlexander%2Bbikini%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1
Kirsty Wark is a pig and Maitliss isn’t all that either; she needs to eat more.
I can’t see what you’re getting worked up about.
Paxman Boo!
Nice pins, fair play. Wonder if she`s looking for a loofah?
Kirsty needs to stop wearing sleeveless tops – she looks like Rab C Nesbitts missus in them.
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A friend of mine used to wind his kids up that he would be leaving his wife and their mother for Kirsty. (They are still married 20 years later.) The younger boy would stand up in front of the TV every time K came on and shout “No, No”.
She gave a lot of middle class Scotsmen the hots many years ago!
Kirsty Wark! A Labour weelly boot haridan, I woud not touch her with yours, definitely catch something there?