Why Did You Join Labour? - The Winner
John Prescott Tweeted followers last week asking:
Why did you all join #Labour? Personal experiences? Shared values? Same vision of a progressive Britain? Let us know!
Guido asked for submissions and promised the winner of the competition a copy of The Big Red Book of New Labour Sleaze.
It has to go to whoever was behind the “Emily Benn” contribution:
“Because my uncle and his dad and HIS dad wanted to eliminate patronage and nepotism from politics”
So if you could email Guido with your postal address a copy will be sent in the post…
And the punchline is it probably WAS Emily Benn who posted that comment.
No, it was me !
You sure ?
Surely the answer is that anyone who joins and stays in Labour is weak willed, lily livered, and couldn’t give a stuff about the safety and rights of our citizens?
http://cogitodexter.wordpress.com/2010/02/01/can-we-rely-on-the-state-for-protection/
I bet Manandlesmen as put his ‘mallet’ up a few hoops
Because they pay well
Any news on Georgia Gould?
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6169159.ece
“THE party chairman in a safe Labour seat targeted by the 22-year-old daughter of a party grandee has complained that the bitter contest broke election rules.
In a letter to constituency members obtained by The Sunday Times, Frank Lerner, the Erith and Thamesmead Labour chairman, said that some of them had been “harassed” in their homes to apply for postal votes in breach of party rules.
One member claimed this weekend that a canvasser for Georgia Gould, daughter of the Labour peer Lord Gould, had turned up on his doorstep with a postal vote application filled in with his name and address.”
It is all part of the E.D.P (Elective Dictatorship Programme).
Par for the course, isn’t it.
We will have to begin the L.E.D.P (Lynch Elective Dictators Programme).
Immediately.
And the award for the best caption goes to ……
James Cameron for Avatar!
Why did they all join hash (#) Labour? Probably because there was no Golden Brown left!
And this is accompanied by a picture by John ‘chip on his shoulder the size of a giant cedar’ Prescott, who was trying to usher his son into taking over his constituency.
Funny!
WORTHY WINNER
Thank you so much Guido,and I look forward to receiving my prize.
I feel I have brought a whole new meaning to the phrase “cast iron guarantee”
Labour trolls should be able to do better than that otherwise they will be helping to sweell the NEET numbers.
Given the weekend polls there are still 31% of the electorate who will vote Labour at the GE ffs has the the country gone mad or at least 31% of them! Unbelievable but shows if you dumb down the country you can secure votes forever.
key activity is diluting any feelings of patriotism, united UK has achieved much
PATRIOTISM IS NOW ILLEGAL
BOMBING AFGHAN WEDDINGS AND TORTURING AFGHANS IS NOT
VOTE LABOUR
WE WILL KEEP COMMITING WAR CRIMES
THAT’S A PROMISE
’MALADROIT’ – The Liebour definition of Gerrymandering on an industrially epic scale
Yeah, we’ve hear it all before, “We’re the listening government etc…”
How dare you suggest New Labour are gerrymandering anything. that kind of language is only reserved for the likes of Shirley Porter who tried to kick out New Labour voters from the borough of Westminster. To redress the balance, we, the New Labour party of all the worlds dross, have imported millions of immigrants from all over the world, no questions asked, and continue to do so.
Now WE will have all the votes for New Labour, we made sure of it, we illegally gave many of them National insurance numbers, so now they can apply for a vote. And you know who they will thank for all this…….
No fucker is putting their money where their mouth is though.
” Even at these reduced levels punters are taking a much more bullish view of Tory chances than three of the last four opinion polls and there seem to be very few gamblers about ready to risk their cash on Labour.
A problem that pollsters still have is the form book. Only one of the 31 pre-election surveys since 1987 has over-stated Labour.”
PB.Com
Dream dream dream, dream dream dream
Whenver you want Dave to win the election
Dream dream dream dream
Add up all those currently sucking on the public sector teat, and 31% is probably not far off. Turkeys don’t vote for Christmas, do they?
A mug punter would be one who ties up money in a bet when there’s no outcome for 5 months.
The national swing is a very broad brush – Ashcroft’s money in the marginals will crush skint Labour. The only difference the national swing makes is what is a “marginal” seat.
The majority will be 70+ in the end.
Yeah you know better than the spread betting market.
CON SPREAD RANGES
347 – 352 Sporting Index
343 – 348 ExtraBet
351.5 – 355.5 Betfair Line market
Twat.
Ask the shopkeeper.
A back to basics tweet.
Forget the wars,rising crime, fucked economy and destroyed working class communities but remember WHY you joined the Labour movement.
Fat prick.
I thought castration was the cure for nepotism?
..Too late (or so it would seem)
Are you sure about that? We could find out. You hold him down and I’ll go and get a rusty spoon.
Rumours abound that Blair may be recalled due to inconsistencies in evidence.
According to 10am news Tony Blair possibly to be recalled by Iraq enquiry due to inconsistencies in his evidence. Clearly that was not in the pre-enquiry script!!
by Easterross February 1st, 2010 at 11:11 am PB.COM
Good!!!! hope they nail the lying twat
Wicked.
Now where’s that syringe full of Sodium Pentothol?..
Former prime minister to be questioned in public and private over evidence he gave to panel on invasion’s legality
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/feb/01/chilcot-inquiry-recalls-tony-blair
Lies will always catch you out in the end, the more complicated the situation and the more people involved the harder it gets to tie everything up.
With that news and the sun hitting my garden for the first time this year, I think I might treat myself to a liquid lunch.
O/T Just seen on Sky, a disabled service man visiting Gordo to promote a charity with Lawrence Dallaglio falls over leaving No 10, the curse strikes again.
PRIVATE!!! WTF?
Exterminate!! (evidence) EXTEMINATE !! (evidence) etc etc
Oooooh, cripes Cherie.
Three important points for the panel:
1 Red is positive
2 Black is negative
3 Make sure his bollocks are throughly soaked before connecting the car battery.
pmsl, tea all over the monitor. Best comment on here for days.
Anyone fancy a bit of climate change hysteria?
C’mon i’ve got 60 million pamphlets to shift.
That’s nothin’, mate. Gordon Brown’s got an entire village to shift, to make way for the 3rd runway he wants built at Heathrow. Which he wants to build because, erm, “it’s vital we build a low carbon economy.”
The runway is vital to bring in all the technology made overseas we will require to make Carbon capture plants.
You don’t think we were going to make it here did you.
Oh and to bring in some more Labour voters to put it all together, you didn’t think we were gonna give the job to British workers did you ?
Just finished wanking off to BBC Parliment, nothing like a good old debate in the morning.
Tit
Jonty Pryor the tit, to you.
You must like my performance in PMQ’s every week, I stand up in front of the house full of mass debators!
You can’t really have a mass debate with less than half a dozen members.
Good choice. I congratulate you, madam/sir.
The winner’s not even funny – sounds too much like Neil Boyo Kinnock
Yeah, it is a much better version of the one I did.
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