Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View
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Max Clifford says…
“Most people want to read nasty things about people, not nice things.”
DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
I see Gordon has been for an airbrush, come out quite well.
Pass me the green party…
And this nonentity,this freak,this utter excrement,this deranged bully boy has not been stopped in his tracks by anyone?
Someone with access to this scum must stop him now.
One karate chop to the neck or has anyone else got any tips for an insider in the bunker as to how to very quickly get this odious villain six feet under as quickly as possible.
60 million people in the UK and we have this monster at the top!
Stilton and Port
Mistletoe & wine?
Followed by arsenic and an old lace. Finished off with hydrochloric acid and bath.
One Karate chop applied by Hong Kong Hoey perhaps – mild mannered janitor.
Rumour has it that the Garden girls have taken to cycling to work so that they can wear their helmets when summoned!!
has anyone else got any tips for an insider in the bunker as to how to very quickly get this odious villain six feet under as quickly as possible.
Warfarin.
Perhaps the Admiral might more profitably invest in Port
….. to better forget our Dear Leader’s over-taxing our Pensions since 1997 into financial bankruptcy
Delenda est Carthago
…and then slap the Green Party. Quite hard.
The Incredible Sulk? I like it!
-But it’ll be OK,now! Gordon is turning to the Co-Op for advice on the Labour Manifesto!
Free bag of potatoes if you vote Labour. Hahahahahahaha. Buy one vote get one free.
They’re my first choice for funeral planning, too.
Whose funeral? The government’s? Ha! Ha! Ha!
Let’s hope they’ll be arranging McDoom and the Labour Party’s funeral come May.
But then they will get the Co-Op Divvy! Divvy for a divvy? Yep. That’d work.
LOL!
Yep, a genuiine funny Rich and Mark. Congratulations. More of this quality please. The Incredible Sulk has the potential to be a regular feature.
If Gordon is the incredible sulk, the country would not be in half the mess that it is in today.
This piece of crap would never pass an interview for a desk job in a Middlesbrough Job Centre Super Max Triple Plus.
I say again,there will be no hung Parliament (well,not the kind we all want) – this man is so hated across the country,that he will suffer a massive election beating that will give the Tories at least a 65 seat majority.
Go round the country and ask anyone you meet what they think of this monster – he is detested by all people of all age groups and all income levels.
Brown knows this from the secret polling they have done and this will also be driving these terrible tantrums – he simply cannot win,he knows it and he cannot do anything other than delay his trip to the scaffold.
Go around the country and ask anyone they detest him !
not so up norf
most people just say “it will be the same who ever gets in
or he’s bad but not as bad as those tories (they eat your babies you know ) these are the people who need convincing to vote for Dave
but he thinks he’s just going to walk it but he’s not
i’ve even had people say
“I feel sorry for that Gordon Brown they all blame him for everything and it’s not all his fault” FFS !
If ” Call Me Dave” Does not get off his arse ans say something constructive
then he will spend another 4/5 years letting Brown rip him a new one every week at PMQ’s or at best a hung parliament !
Good point Anti-BBC.
People may have lots of good and justified reasons for not voting for Gordon Brown and his party, the trouble is that David Cameron is such a useless fucking wanker that he is depending on Brown’s ineptitude and lack of personality to win the General Election and so is not giving people any reason to vote for the Conservatives.
David’s failure to do so is the reason that we will have a hung parliament: the Tories thought victory would be handed to them on a plate, which shows a breathtaking contempt and disregard of the electorate by Dave and Gideon.
After the illegal invasion of Iraq which bloodthirsty Cameron was all for, the illegal occupation of Afghanistan, which bloodthirsty Dave is all for and the expenses scandal the politicians no longer have any political capital whatsoever and Dave is so out of touch because of his background that he has made a grave miscalulation of how easily he would be able to hoodwink us.
He will pay the price of that miscalculation by losing his job when his the voters return insufficient number of Tory MPs to the House for him to win a majority.
I’m from up north and I’ve yet to hear anyone (and, believe me, I ask)that doesn’t say Brown is a tosser or that they’ll vote for him.
Brown and Out, you say Tories 65 seat majority: me too.
Me too. 55 – 65 seat majority at least. And anybody who believes the polling stitch up is a tosser.
All of the Dave Cameron groupies who talk of a 65 seat majority are living in a dreamworld.
And it is interesting to note the only evidence you offer for such a majority is saying ‘if you talk to everyone up north’ or ‘everybody I speak to hates Brown’ are exactly the same infantile arguments used by Brown.
Ironic, isn’t it?
I come from the West Midlands and in my travels I have yet to find ANYONE and I mean ANYONE who has a good word to say for Brown or who intends to vote Labour and as for the polls I suggest that pollsters should look at the West Midlands – I suspect they’ll find that Labour is around 20% behind the Tories which bearing in mind there are approx 29 Labour Marginals must be causing Brown to “keck his pants” although I hope to God we don’t have him mincing around the region as in 2005 when he and Blair visited Rover promising the earth and delivering nothing other than factory closures and mass unemployment.
P.S. Whatever you do DON’T mention Cadbury’s. Brown and Labour have taken a MASSIVE hit locally on the Kraft take-over especially after Brown’s statement that he will ensure that Kraft do not close the plant locally and lay off people which people know is as empty as his “British Jobs for British Workers” boast
Again, you are using exactly the same infantile comments as Gordon Brown uses.
If this is the best propaganda the Tories can come up with then they really are fucked and we will definitely have a hung parliament.
Policy wins elections. The Tories offer their supporters no good policy to sell and so the Tory trolls are reduced to visiting this place saying stupid things like ‘I live in the West Midlands and have not met anyobody who likes the Jonah’. At the same time as posting such piffle the trolls also say ‘I don’t believe the polls’. Please make your fucking minds up.
It is not your fault that you have resorted to such weak propaganda, your leader, Dave, has given you no decent products to sell and so you have nothing of worth to say to influence the swing vote.
It must be frustrating for you to have such a fucking useless leader as Mr Cameron. In a way I feel sorry for you.
@The Philosopher
Look at Political Betting. When people have to put money on the result, they are predicting around a 50 seat Tory majority.
Millions of people buy scratchcards, does that mean they seriously think they will all win the top prize.
Fucking desperate stuff troll. Really desperate.
And the odds on a hung parliament are lower than for a 50 seat majority so the mug punters are hoping for a greater return on their money but the shrewd bookmakers know the score.
The house never sweats and the house always wins.
You better stay away from casinos my friend, you would lose your shirt.
Good point anti BBC. Cameron has made big inroads into the midlands and some small pockets of the North, but up North there are dozens and dozens of tiny constituencies full of unemployed and state funded people who will not trust Dave until he has been in power for a minimum of one full term. He is talking their language, at times, but will not get anywhere near enough of them to vote tory to make a difference. In the meantime he is haemorrhaging votes to UKIP and to the none of the aboves.
It’s about time he became a proper, patriotic conservative and put this country and this country’s people first.
Dave is trying to lose the next election.
When does AB go in for the removal of McBust’s Nokia from his rectum?
Great to see the derranged bully-boy about to explode. Next time you do so, McBust, try to do it on national live TV so that we can all enjoy it instead of using your staff as punch-bags.
It will happen – but it will be an announcement;
“Gordon Brown resigns immediately due to health issues – Jack Straw to take charge until election”.
Possibly mid-February.
Hahahaha.hahahahaha.
They’ve had 3 failed coup attempts. If they didn’t have the balls to remove him in June last year, after coming 4th in the Euro elections, then what makes you think they will now. He will face his Waterloo and the Labour Party will crash and burn in the aftermath of their defeat.
I agree feb/march election ! when the First Quarter figures come in and show we are still in recession
No chance. Brown will wait until the last possible day. He’ll kid himself that he could call an election at any time. He’ll toy with various strategies to wrong-foot the Tories. But in the end he’ll dither and dither and dither and do nothing until he has no choise at all.
Which he will then convince himself was the plan he had all along.
Because in his fucked-up head he is a master tactician, a decisive leader and in no way responsible for the UK’s economic catastrophe.
I hope you are right. but I don’t think we can be that lucky. In MY fantasy world Incapabilty Brown would be replaced by Harridan Harperson – Then even the payroll voters Incapability has created over the last 13 years would turn their backs on New Liebour
I bloody well hope so. I have a nice fading betting slip at 14 to one on this .
Have you noticed when Labour politicians are under any pressure they all come out with the same line that starts with ‘ What the people want to know is ‘ then go on for about five minutes about things that nobody is interested in.
Why does New Labour think we want to know what they “think” the Tories would do about the UK economy, we want to hear what New Labour will do to ruin the UK more. They already wimped out at the PBR telling the nation what New Labour will do, and they will not hold a budget before April 2010 so they will not tell us what they will do.
Managing a household budget is NOTHING like running a country’s budget according to Mandelson. It’s the government that will save the day apparently. Without government, we would not be in this bloody mess.
Three Weetabix indeed.
I’ve just had twelve. And a duck egg.
Gordon the bully.
To sum up then:
Gbroown can do what he likes to the greens, nokias and the rest.
As long as he just GOES
Pass the Port…
What a yanker!
The Grumpy Green Giant ?
Brown listen mush we don’t like you at all whether you are grumpy or in a good mood after medication, you fucking retarded homosexual.
thats a maybe then?
undecided of Tonbridge
Andy Murray getting some more practice in.
Amusing, topical and recognisable – Rich ‘n Mark’s first triple crown.
indeed
Tuscan Tony,
Not quite.
This is Rich ‘n Mark’s second triple crown, their first was of course the Kamikaze cartoon starring Gordon Brown and Ed Balls crashing the Labour party into the ground.
The new Biology A Level paper next year will have the following question;
“Gordon Brown
&
Asperger’s.
Discuss”
I hope not. Sounds like pop-psychology a-level rather than a science subject.
But then its a depressingly long time since I saw an A-level biology paper.
Compare & Contrast
‘Asparagus officinalis’ is a flowering plant species in the genus Asparagus from which the vegetable known as asparagus is obtained. It is native to most of Europe, northern Africa and western Asia, and is now widely cultivated as a vegetable crop
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Asparagus has been used from early times as a vegetable and medicine, owing to its delicate flavour and diuretic properties.
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The effect of eating asparagus on the eater’s urine has long been observed:
“asparagus… affects the urine with a foetid smell (especially if cut when they are white) and therefore have been suspected by some physicians as not friendly to the kidneys; when they are older, and begin to ramify, they lose this quality; but then they are not so agreeable”
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The onset of the asparagus urine smell is remarkably rapid: it has been estimated to start within 15–30 minutes of ingestion
Gordon Brown is also a Vegetable – with an obnoxious smell and also pisses one off
Teh comp and cont SA is ded good. U R entitled to 3 A level’s. Well done innit.
OT
John Prescott’s constituents continue to reap the rewards for loyally voting Labour.
http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8490025.stm
Stuart Wartalski, of Endsleigh, said the risk of theft was particularly high after Christmas when vehicles are targeted for satnavs, DVDs, laptops and cameras.
What must that shit be worth second hand? 20p in the pound from Cash Converters?
Making thieves of themselves for twenty quid?
What sort of a fucked up constituency are you running up there jackass?
Gordon Brown: “Tory Cuts, New Labour Investment in two new Aircraft Carriers. Let me fritter away all your money, you know it makes sense. I’m getting on with the job. Hee hee, ha ha, they’re coming to take me away, ha ha.”
Building aircraft carriers in Scottish (Labour) constituencies with English money because it’s the right thing to do.
Money’s going to go that way whatever happens – at least we’d get something useful at the end of it (hopefully).
American military spending always looks a bit keynsian to me anyway.
No planes to put on them though …. Labour what a bunch of dumbasses
the americans are making them though aren’t they?
They can and no doubt will (or the frogs will) but we still can’t afford to buy though
Those carriers will come in handy in land-locked Afghanistan.
British jobs for British workers
Its just a ploy to brand the Tory’s as the party that cuts defense, when they get to see the books after the GE.
nope
sometimes weekends are busier than weekdays – 10pm and I’m calling it a day before I start – glad the new background has gone down so well
http://twitter.com/SarahBrown10/statuses/8467812110
This twittering ‘woman’ puts the twat into twattery
and she never says please….
what the fuck is the thick ankled fuckwit on about?
I think she is saying that she has had a busy weekend, much busier than a weekday.
It is now ten oclock at night and she is going to bed before she starts something.
She has put Twitter faces on her twitter background and the have gone down a well.
Most probably all brought on by Gordon reading about his bullying activities in the Mail on Sunday and Sarah telling him that it is all true.
Presumably she was typing it with a black eye.
what is the new background? a photo of her husband with the death stare / or smiling whilst holding a gun / under the nazi flag or on his Nokia?
http://www.thelabourparty.org/bullies_blair_brown.htm
Even the labour party acknowledges what a pulsillanimous man he is.
Lord Turnbull who was his permament secretary for four years, so should know, describes him as a terrible bully and control freak. And on the labour party website it is acknowledged that’our tone’ was afraid of his uncontrollable rages and bullying .
And this is the man that says whether he wins or loses the next election he’s staying on as leader of the labour party.
Hung Parliament – no I can’t believe that will happen. gordon is so hated, even labour voters are going to vote against him to get him out.
The only hanging is going to be the labour party hanging him out to dry after labour’s lost election.
I think he will hang on even then. With one or two exceptions they all seem to be terrified of him:-)
Fantastic. He can hang on all he likes as leader of the opposition. Ideally for another four or five years. Then he can go down in history as the man who lost not just one but two general elections.
He can go for a fucking hat-trick for all I care.
My girlfriend often applies to staff a polling station on election days – long day but pays ~£200.
The application forms have just gone around her office (she works for a S. Wales city council) to be available for 2 dates:
March 25th
or
May 6th
March it is then. We will have had another quarter of “negative growth”, (Commonly known as a LOSS), by May, so I reckon Brown will put all the different Government departments into full propaganda mode for a March election.
March 25th is just a bluff. There is no way the Maximum Imbecile will go for 25th March. He should go for 25th March because there is a slight chance that Q409 will not have been down-graded from 0.1% ‘growth’ to -0.1% ‘growth’ by then. If he waits until May there is every chance that Q1-10 will be nailed on as negative too.
I think he will go for neither. I believe the last possible date is something like 3rd June. This is a (purely by chance for the Maximum Imbecile) a perfect date because it’s the English half-term holidays so more Tories will beaway on holiday than Labour voters.
It will be the last possible day.
Rich and Mark hit comedy gold again !!! (what shit)
It shows I suppose how difficult it must be to be able to draw AND be witty. Rich and Mark satirise themselves
Tit !
No one can say Rich & Mark have a jaundiced view.
What I don’t understand is why Gordon is going to pay the Taliban Millions of pounds but would not sanction a newspaper paying the Somali Pirates £100,000 for the release of the two innocent British hostages. FFS I bet he spent far more money setting up the release of the Lockerbie bomber.
Whose side is Gordon on?
well maybe Scotland can then sanction the release of the two captives?
Has the guy snuffed it yet or is he still at deaths door?
Still going
Clearly Libyan cancer care is far superior to the NHS. We should get some of those Libyan doctors and nurses over here and send our useless shoer of shite to Haiti.
Good point, deserves repeating
He’s has probably got £100k still rattling around in his Downing Street slush fund – The one in the school exercise book written in big crayons.
This is why Labour is a completely spent force. never again will we vote for the party who let Brown hijack it for his own poltical gain at the expense of the Country. So it does not matter who thinks they can be leader AFTER the election – Balls, Miliband, Harman etc all sat and let Brown get away with it – so none of them will ever be electable.
O/T . Wonder whether Brown will slither over to Belfast for the photo op ?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/8490512.stm
I hate this c*nt for making me so cynical.
To be sure, to be sure
Good Morning Chaps and chapesses
I was working on a building site the other day when someone accidentaly poured a bucket of cement over me.
I was absolutely fuckin’ mortarfied.
O/T Andy Burnham states as fact ‘reduced adult smokers by 2million’; how can he know? I don’t know anyone who buys uk duty paid tobacco, the 2million have just started buying off the smuggler,
Watched ‘Mock the week’ recently.
I was surprised how much of a pasting Brown was given by the panellists, mockery normally exclusive to the nasty Tories.
Is the tide turning
The BBC comedy tide may be turning against Brown the individual, but ‘no change’ for Baby Eaters and continue support for Labour.
They probably realise that the market for trendy lefty ‘comedy’ died 15 years ago. They realise that if they keep up with the old: “Fatcha, don’t you just ‘ate ‘er?” mindset, they’ll not get many gigs. Market forces dictate that they must give the public what they want. Simples!
In which case, they react with the agility of a supertanker changing course. I’d guess that, as with any large bureaucracy, nothing changes until key personnel are rotated out of key positions – either on a salary large enough to retire to the sun, or following major structural change.
Moving to Salford just might be one.
It is my considered opinion that David Cameron is doing his best to LOSE the General Election for the Conservatives.
The electorate need a cast iron guarantee from this hoon
The pre-election skirmishing between the main parties will resume today as Labour turns its fire on the Tories’ spending plans.
Ministers seized on David Cameron’s announcement at the weekend that there would be no “swingeing cuts” during the first year of a Conservative government to claim the party’s plans were in “confusion”.
The Tories previously stated they would move further and faster than Labour to tackle Britain’s £178 billion budget deficit in an effort to reassure the international markets and stabilise the economy.
However, Mr Cameron said that while an incoming Tory government would make an immediate “start”, there was a limit to what could be done in the first 12 months when the spending plans for the financial year were already in place.
Cameron is USELESS……USELESS !!!!!!!
Why does he keep changing his Cast Iron Guarantees?
I had thought he was turning into a bit of a Tory but his latest announcement shows him to be a Full on SOCIALIST.
do you always reply to your own posts?
Tit!
Labour trolling. Doesn’t get any better, does it?
No it doesn’t. Problem is, neither does the Tory’s.
And for a ‘Philosopher’ you’re piss poor at spelling.
The truth is that I am not piss poor at spelling.
I am very good at spelling.
And that in turn means that you must be a liar.
The search for truth continues and you are left behind.
Well its just a game of posturing that’s being played out in the Westminster Village, nothing coherent is likely to emerge until after the Election, why they think anybody else in the Country swallows all this stuff is a mystery, Gordon seems to think its a vote winner to pledge spending even more billions on things we don’t want or don’t need as if we were not convinced already that he has a talent in that department which is unmatched.
The difference between the two parties is that Labour know the state of the economy and daren’t say what is going to be necessary to rectify the situation.
The Tories know that they do not have a clear picture of the economy and the debts, and are being circumspect about committing themselves.
Will somebody ask Darling to explain where the money is going to come from to pay for the aircraft carriers and Tornadoes that Brown has promised?
Will this promise be a manifesto lie, or just another Brown lie?
bring in the Defence Review quickly, after the GE, and say that none of this stuff is useful.
Brown lying again.
I also think Cameron knows that things are gonna get REALLY bad. Brown has stitched up the Tax and Spending and Allowances system in an inefficient cat’s cradle that will need more than two terms to sort out. Between anaemic growth and cash that is already spent, Cameron is going to have his work cut out preventing food riots.
Gordon your time has come – please go stick your head up a dead dogs bum; there, safe among the rotting dog poos, you will finally find a little peace of mind, you nasty lump of Scottish dog shit – go on! take your Marxist pea brain off and die slowly up a dead dogs arse. Treasonous lump of shit that you are. Grrrrrrrrrr….
Shit,my satnav is buggered.
Anyone know the best way from Davos to House Of Commons ??
You can borrow my moral compass, Oh bugger, I’ve lost it.
He’s mean,
He’s green,
The pissy troo’d auld queen…
I swear, Rich and Mark’s green Brown manifestation is identical to that green phlegm creature in the current Vick’s chesty cough advert. They’ve a good eye.
but a shit wit
You’re the expert so we will have to defer to you on this matter.
http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/the-daily-cartoon-760940.html
The Independents view on the No 10 mong.
Beware not pretty (and in a National paper too)
bloody hell. Nearly as good as mark and rich eh?
http://www.workplacebullying.co.uk/targetind.html
The laws against bullying in the workplace are pretty categoric.
Where it appears, as it does with gordon, that his bullying is extreme and borders on the physical, then the law warns that the bully could find themselves facing a prison sentence .
gordon facing criminal charges- now that I should like to see!
No chance nell
One rule for them, another for the little people…
speak for yourself
Gordon’s behaviour is certainly a sackable offence. If only one of his victims would go to their Union (perhaps not as Gordon controls the Unions) or a tribunal.
Justifiable Dismissal
In every employee’s contract, or a separate document referred to by the contract such as a staff handbook or set of terms and conditions, there will be a list of offences that will result in instant dismissal. These are termed ‘gross misconduct’ and are usually fairly obvious, such as:
Stealing, embezzling, or sabotage against the employer
Criminal acts not aimed at the employer but performed on their premises
Violence toward another employee or general violent conduct at the business
Drug or alcohol related incidents
Indecent behaviour
Serious health and safety breaches at the business
http://www.workingrights.co.uk/Dismissal.html
Seems to me Gordon can be dismissed on all six reasons.
C’mon though – we know what Brown is. Guido has it right – a dangerous, damaged, wholly malevolent figure. But more – no political skill, no savvy, no competance in any area, no plus points that anyone can list. So, the big quesiton, once again. The questions it appears the mainstream simply aren’t interested in – HOW did a man like this find himself propelled to the top of the labour party, and to PM? WHY did no figure in Labour feel able to contest the leadership? WHO has been nuturing this freak, paving the way for his rise?
We know that one of his first backers was a KGB agent – Jack Jones – in any other country this news would have been cataclysmic. Can you imagine Obama surviving as President if it was revealled that his earliest financial and political backers was a foreign agent? We know he has a personal slush fund – and we dont’ know where that money comes from – although we do know that Labour has history for taking money from foreign backers, laundered through “useful idiots” in the UK.
So whats’ the story?
Weird things don’t happen by accident. Psychos do not become PM alone. *something* explains Brown’s destructive and poisonous rise. Something that the media just aren’t interested in.
Well you see Frank, it’s because he has such an enormous ‘intellect’ apparently.
GB is supposed to have an IQ of 180. You have to laugh.
Doesn’t mean he’s actually any good at governing the country though
He took the test twice and got 90 each time……..
Cyclops couldn’t see the decimal point after the 8.
The ’1′ is a sign bit. So his IQ is minus 80. Which when you consider aliasing in the IQ:benefit to mankind domain explains the truly evil effect this man has on everybody and everything he comes into conact with.
There is more to the ‘Jonah’ nickname than just a cheap laugh. He truly does bring out the worst in everything and everybody.
Good to see that the BBC have still got their priorities right – Burnham taken to task this morning on number of out of hour GPs in parts of the country
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/7101812/One-out-of-hours-GP-for-650000-people.html
BBC website has their lead story on health as ‘Shingles vaccine hope for elderly’.
‘They clearly don’t know their arse’ etc etc………..
latest poll results. who the FUCK are the 29%
http://www.political-graffiti.com
” Even at these reduced levels punters are taking a much more bullish view of Tory chances than three of the last four opinion polls and there seem to be very few gamblers about ready to risk their cash on Labour.
A problem that pollsters still have is the form book. Of the 31 pre-election surveys since 1987 29 have over-stated Labour while just one has over-stated the party.
It’s not rocket science to work out what the default position is.”
PB.COM
The 29%, jocks, child molesters, rapists, public sector scum and the unemployed.
Unfair boundaries
Biased BBC
Countered by targetted campaigning in key marginals. They are the seats that matter not the seats where 80% will vote Labour.
Polls of marginals are the ones that matter
Why don’t they Make Beckham Engerland Captain?
You don’t have to be the best or fittest player to be captain, you need the respect of the rest of the Team. Beckham fits that role, Terry Rooney and Ferdinand do NOT
Who does Terry Rooney play for? Is he Wayne’s brother?
no he’s a mate of ferdinand marcos
because the twat has too many tatoos and speaks like he is on helium. Oh yes and his wife is a twot
Sorry, I forgot about his wife. I’ll have to go away and have a rethink.
Why don’t you fuck off to a football site, this is a political one.
Goodbye.
why dont yopu fuck off to a twat site. never seen a sensible commnet on anysubject from you and you dont have the balls to put a propoer id on your posts. http://www.cowardycustard.com for you then
Now ! Now ! – Settle !
You are clearly a regular visitor there.
Taking the Mickey Rooney ?
If you want to chatter on and on about John Terry fucking someone else’s wife fuck off to Radio 5. They have been banging on about it all day.
Broon is a mong.
Isn’t he a mung? (Little beans)
A Mr Bean shortly to become a Has Been! (damn says Vince Cable, wish I had thought of that at the time).
Unlike the Liberals who have a Ming Been.
I see Mandelson is comparing Cameron to Terry Wogan or Des O’Connor which is surely risking himself being compared to Larry Grayson. Ooh Shut that door !!
You say I’m mad but I’ll show you! I’ll show you who’s mad!! You’ll be sorry you made fun of me!!!
Is it Biffa Bacon’s mum?
Another desperately unfunny cartoon by the witless twosome.
Guido. FFS. These people are humourless, witless twunts. They cannot draw. They are not funny. You can big them up all you like but they are never going to be funny. Ever.
Worse, they are making you look like a twat. They’re making you look like Hughie Green on Opportunity Knocks. There you both are, gamely bigging up the shite act behind you, and everyone can see they’re crap. They are Millican and Nesbitt. They are Patti Boulaye. They are Russ fucking Abbott, Guido.
Hughie Green had an excuse, he had his back to them. What’s yours?
So think about it. As you relax listening to Orville’s Song (I Wish I Could Fly), or maybe put on a DVD of magic moments from Russ Abbot’s second series (Basildon Bond! How funny!), reflect on what a twat you make yourself look by associating with Rich and Mark. Oh! What’s that? You don’t own any Patti Boulaye CDs? You don’t have Russ Abbot’s finest work to treasure on DVD? Well, why the fuck not? You like Rich and Mark, so what shite don’t you like?
Reflect on what you’d think of someone else’s judgement, Guido, if you heard they found Russ Abbott funny and Patti Boulaye tuneful. What would you say about McBride if you found he had every single Bobby Crush record and was a big fan of Little and Large?
Because that’s you that is.
If you do not like it here there is a simple solution.
Fuck off.
Are you another one who thinks Rich and Mark are funny?
How you must split your sides laughing at your old Mike and Bernie Winters videos.
I would not wish to break up your collection.
Now fuck off.
I knew I recognised that rapier wit from somewhere.
OK, which one are you, Rich or Mark? C unt.
Urrrgh!! What’s that horrible green thing stuck to me?
OH NO! It’s Gordon Browns finger!!!
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And this was exactly his sullen threat on TV in Downing Street and no one in the Fourth estate took up the comment.
Shame on Fleet Street.