Andy Murray Cursed (Again) Loses Open
Back in July last year Andy Murray was cursed by Jonah Brown. Earlier this week when Gordon wished Murray well against Federer many co-conspirators winced and commented that this was the kiss of death again. Murray had made it to the finals of a grand slam tournament, he was on form. Surely, this time, he could be spared the curse. After all he had already suffered its wrath.
So it has transpired. Andy Murray has lost the Australian Open Final to Roger Federer in straight sets 6-3, 6-4, 7-6.
What will it take to stop Gordon cursing the nation’s sportsmen?
Jonah Brown is probably the best curse in the world
Angry Gordon Brown ‘hit out at aide and yanked secretary from her chair’
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1247357/Angry-Gordon-Brown-hit-aide-yanked-secretary-chair.html
Methinks that even worse was that Gordon became distraught and went into a half naked rage because Obama snubbed him. Alastair Campbell was correct, Gordon is psychologically flawed.
Alistair Campbell could never be right.
One of the classics. I’m gonna miss that guy.
Brown’s riposte at PMQs will surely be set alongside the best that Oscar Wilde ever uttered.
If he would have had a Nokia in his suit pocket, it would have gone flying accross the Commons Chamber when that question was asked.
Odds on DC bringing up the MoS story on Wednesday?
Ugh! Nokias! Everyone important has, like, iPhones these days!
Gordon definitely uses a Nokia, check the ringtone.
You haven’t had an interesting story in weeks
What’s wrong Mr Fawkes ?
All your Tory chums not speaking to you now an election is imminent ?
Get used to it
No stories = No point coming here
Ok! I am not here!
What a nasty, violent vicious old queen Gordon Brown is.
He really hates women with a passion, doesn’t he?
I wonder if he is a wife-beater.
Throughout the female world, the thankfulness for that is palpable.
He’s Scottish, so the answer is yes
Of course he’s a wife beater. Show me a Scot who isn’t.
Personally, I’m hoping his next wrap of smack has anthrax and he chokes on Buckfast
Looks like it. Sarah is Patron of women’s aid, a domestic violence charity .
http://www.womensaid.org.uk/default.asp
“Personally, I’m hoping his next wrap of smack has anthrax and he chokes on Buckfast”
FFS how did you find out??
Sarah patron etc … can’t beat a bit of hands on experience!
Wifebeater?
That’s for me to know and you to find out.
But I do keep bumping into furniture and falling over for no reason.
It’s just me being clumsy.
have been fighting off one of these Winter bugs – and not my usual self – thought it was too good to be true to get away with it bug-free
http://twitter.com/SarahBrown10/status/8382214968
Sarah Tweet.
Please keep updating us with important information from Mrs Brown.
Its a dirty, dull, boring and pointless job but someone has to do it.
We all know one day she will snap and the truth will come out
– Had a lovely picnic. in the park – HELP ME HES MAD -drank Pimms and had some delicious shortbread HELPMEFORGODSSAKEHELPME -enjoying the quiet.
Well if he does beat his wife he can’t be all bad. Don’t forget, a dog, a woman and a walllnut tree, the more you beat ‘em the better they be.
Old Holburn, you really are a bit of a tit !
Sarah has winter bug? Nah, she’s waiting for the swollen eye to go down or at least explain the swollen eye.
“I wonder if he is a wife-beater.”
Luckily for Sarah she’s only his beard,
The picture illustrating that article: How long has Gordoom’s face been so wonky?
Ever since he was born. He was so ugly the midwife slapped the wrong end.
Stress more like, a stroke waiting to happen, he has all the symptoms, its on a NHS TV ad so it must be true, bad tempered, incompetent, miserable, bad breath etc etc
I’m sure the above book will receive more favorable reviews than this piece of toe curling embarrassment
Courage: Eight Portraits
Gordon Brown (sic)
From a man who lacked the courage to call an election or a leadership vote, incredible.
Gordon’s got the guts and courage to batter “the Garden Girls”.
“Batter” as in what: to hit repeatedly or to coat with sticky gooey stuff. The former might be a goer due to size/weight advantages, though these could be negated with agility and visual limitations, and the general concensus indicates that the latter is completely out of the question.
And I thought husky-voiced Andrew Rawnsley was about as Left Wing as they come?…
Perhaps Jonah is too ‘centrist’ for him?
We, the Wimmin of Noo_Lie_Bore, declare our undying love and devotion for Gorgon, Our Glorious and Beloved Leader.
He is a gentle and effeminate flower with, and to, all Wimmin. Especially the one with whom he claims to have conjugal relations.
It therefore follows that he did not pull a secretary out of her chair. We are sure she fell out in a moment of passion.
So altogether now gels, -
#
SKIRTS UP, KNICKERS DOWN
WE LOVE OUR LEADER
GORD . . . . .
O wait a mo . . . he probably wouldn’t be interested.
Ermmm…the tragedy is that the curse is now so powerful that it has hooned up the election. It will be a hung Parliament! Is there no end to this mans dark powers.
2005 General Election, Labour 35.3%, Conservatives 32.3%. Labour overall majority of 66 seats.
BPIX poll, Conservatives 39%, Labour 30%. Result, Hung Parliament.
Democracy is dead, long live Gerrymandering!
Don’t draw everyone’s attention to that Beano or you’ll have Clegg on here calling for PR FFS!
You read the wrong type of poll mate.
Angus Reid
Tories 40%
Labour 24%
We don’t lice in a real democracy, probably we never have. We live in a “…..(insert correct Greek word).. cracy” as for REAL democracy that died in Athens a long long time ago. The Americans have come close to it, but it evaporated some time after WWII. Don’t worry we will find a replacement…. But it won’t be REAL democracy…
Chavocracy?
Should be – the whole lot of them
Mr Brown told Terry he was “an inspiration” and “a natural leader”.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2008/05/26/gordon-brown-tells-sad-john-terry-i-know-how-you-feel-115875-20430033/
John Terry was doomed from that moment.
Well he led the woman he was having an affair with to an abortionist.
Does that count?
“A source close to Terry said: “He was surprised and touched to receive a personal letter from the Prime Minister.
The letter offered him some comfort and suggested that his strength of character would see him through a difficult time.”
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2008/05/26/gordon-brown-tells-sad-john-terry-i-know-how-you-feel-115875-20430033/
This is the guy who was touting his being England captain to drum up more sponsorship deals. Who does he remind me of?
Even though this woman was in an adulterous relationship isn’t she still entitled to some restraint concerning her private medical history–or does the press now demand the right to “out” all prominent women, or those females who have been involved with prominent men, who have had terminations.
I shall be handing over my armband to Mr Copello on Monday
Capello (Berlusconi supporter) must be distraught at John Terry’s lack of
moral rectitude.
So he’s a natural leader. Well, whatever BDSM he gets up to in his bedroom helps him get off I suppose…..
Terry is an inspiration. Just the sort of thug we want to represent all the other petty criminals and thugs who play or support profesional football. Football is not a sport, it is war by other means. (Bismarck)
Terry represents what England has always produced in abundance and won us the Battle of Waterloo and whom we exporrted to the colonies in America and Australia. Oh happy days!
Soccer: A gentleman’s game played by thugs.
Rugby: A thugs game played by gentlemen.
Gordon Brown, who comes across — as he usually does on these occasions — as a psychologically damaged, sulking bully without a policy to his name. And at one point even as “bonkers”.
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/books/non-fiction/article7004785.ece
Watt relates the tale of a ghastly dinner party at No 10 that he attended with his wife. Before the guests were seated, Brown was called away to the phone. When he returned the guests had sat around the table and Brown said furiously: “I didn’t sit you all down!” Watt takes up the tale: “Then he swivelled in his chair, so that he almost had his back to everybody and leaned his head on his arm. For the rest of the meal he was monosyllabic, sulking because he had lost control of the seating plan. The plates had not even been cleared when, quite suddenly, without saying anything, he just got up and left. As Sarah had also disappeared by then we all quite literally had to show ourselves out. ‘He’s bonkers,’ Vilma [Watt’s wife] whispered, as we trooped out.”
Hi there Rod
Any news on The Not So Independent?
Shhhhh. Its a closely guarded KGB secret. I could tell you, but then i would have to kill you.
Here, hold this green, glowing tea pot.
Hello….this is an answering service for Dr Phibes….the personal therapist for the Prime Minister……I am sorry I am not able to be reached right now…..my mobile has also been smashed…..I am in recovery…….planning to leave the country……..please, help me………please
I was always best as a Number Two
as Short & Ugly Clare will confirm
Dr Phibes….and I say to you…..just don’t go for a walk in the woods anytime soon……
That’s not the only thing that’s been doctored of late
In fact, I have just taken over the job as personal therapist for Holy Tony I
This http://www.andybarefoot.com/politics/cameron.php?poster=176532
It seems if you’re one of Gordon’s NuLabour constituencies you do get a bit of luck – 502 million quid of it!!! – http://whogoeshome.co.uk/
Well with the election coming we can vote for Brown the bastard, Legg the lunatic or Cameron the c***t.
Or we could fuck em all and vote B=P or UKIP
Either look better than the top three
And get McMoron
We must vote tory. I want a photograph of Gordon’s face on the day following the election as a screensaver.
Peter Mandelson gives his delusional view of New Labour, how great they are, and those wicked Tories who would cut the public sector to help the rapidly sinking private sector (the bit that pays the bills New Labour rack up).
Ironically Peter Mandelson talks about the Tories talking Britain down, when it’s already on the floor! And then goes on to talk about patriotism…. the same man who talks to Oligarchs and Hollywood media friends to screw over the consumers.
And who convinced Bliar to give up our EU rebate and who kept Gordo in a job long enough to sign the Lisbon Treaty (actually got ol panda head to sign it as didn`t have the bottle himself) and will run a mile back to the EU when he`s booted out of his unelected office so he is the last man (I use the word man in broadest sense of meaning) to critise anyone of being patriotic but then we all know what a SLUG he is slime slime slime
Sopel = Jewish
Mandelson = Jewish
Interview (and BBC) = worthless
Oh – is that the reason? I just thought that Sopel was crap.
Manandleson; ’sometimes gordon is difficult to airbrush, hairbrush even’ ??
Mandelson is above it all. He lives atop a cult of brainwashed public servants, who have been exposed to days of neuro-liguistic programming, which removes all their normal scruples and sense of right and wrong, and they become capable of carrying out acts which once they could not have contemplated.
This army of zombies, loyal to mandy’s cult, are getting ready to rig the election through a process of ballot box tampering. This is the woman at the head of the snake, Julia Middleton, here giving a display of how she overpowers weak-minded individuals with NLP brain-washing techniques.
Cross your fingers before you click the link.
http://tinyurl.com/ygsvs8y
The “Nation’s Sportsmen” ought to stop considering themselves as the property of the “nation”, such as they might have been in East Germany in the 1960s and 1970s, and ought to stop looking to the “Prime Minister” – whoever that droid might be at any time in the history of the world – and look to themselves and to their own skills as sportsmen and sportswomen.
One or more of them, and preferably all of them, ought to stand up and say:-
LISTEN GORDON BROWN! STAY AWAY from us – don’t come to our do’s – don’t praise us – especially don’t praise us! – and don’t even think about us.
We DO NOT WANT you to even think about us, for you Are Death. You Are Become Death, The Destroyer Of Worlds.
You are a GramscoFabiaNazi, and are bad and wicked and evil. Just…..go.
We are not yours. We are for ourselves and we win or lose for ourselves and not for you or your hangers-on (who take money) and apparachiks.
Murray did put up a strong fight at the end in the tie-Break, but with Jonah’s curse on him, he stood no chance.
Murray scotched by Brown.
I am a Scot; Murray was scotched by Federer well and truly. Brown inflicted
psychological damage at an earlier stage.
This time, nothing to do with the gorgon, he simply wasn’t/isn’t as good a player as Federer.
I spit on your blasphemy, infidel and unbeliever.
come on Tim!
Miaw !
Although he has beaten Federer on all four occassions they played prior to this Final.
Poor Andy Murray. He was almost British for a while, but turned out to be Scottish after all.
Would that be, “Anyone but England” Andy Murray? Hope he gets botchulism from his next fried mars bar.
The jock cnut is a loser.
That’s it, I’m retiring.
Ha ha ha – Sion Simon’s not gay? Shorely shome mishtake!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1247403/Labour-war-Blair-sons-glamorous-friend-chosen-safe-seat.html
So, Mizzzzz Berger – what made you go out with the junior minister responsible for getting you your gig?
(1)Ms Berger lived at the home of Ms Kennedy during the contest.
(2)The MP’s partner was the Labour official who ran the selection process.
(3)Completed ballot papers were returned to the MP’s home address.
Transparency is a problem for the one-eyed!
Oi Vey! Cohen out, Berger in. The Rabbi will be pleased
Yes, Harperson on the Marr Show complaining about women being under-represented in parliament. Nothing about the yids being over-represented in the corridors of power………
Parliament used to have standards. And then we had Blairs babes and they produced five bellies et al!
More dew elected politios in UK than either israel or us
Who put them in power in this democracy ?
Spicy stuff. “…backers of Ms Berger – who have dubbed her ‘Lucky Luciana’ – accuse Mr Kilfoyle and Unison of ‘sour grapes’.” Make that spicy and bitter.
But what has thwarted union might here, mindful that Mr and Mrs Him and Herman are contriving a slick shoo-in elsewhere? “Ms Berger, director of the Labour Friends of Israel group, …“.
Let’s be fair, though. “In April 2005, Ms Berger claimed she had been spat on at a student conference for being Jewish and resigned from the executive of the National Union of Students in protest at lack of action over anti-semitism on university campuses.” A very deserving case, if I say so myself.
We need Mz Berger in Labour
You’ve come to the right gorilla. In 9 months you won’t recognize her.
Sion Simon’s a lucky berger.
F U Guido
No more Hain Pain!
I’m Back.
Yes, but the depressing opinion polls out this morning demonstrate that the Conservatives have been doing a lousy job of pinning the blame for our current mess where it lies – with Gordon Brown.
Gordon Brown is directly responsible for the current dire state of the public finances.
It is Gordon Brown’s fault that we went into the Credit Crunch with public borrowing already far too high – meaning that this country was worst placed to deal with it.
It is Gordon Brown’s fault that the financial services sector was not properly regulated, leading directly to Northern Crock, RBS, HBOS and the rest.
It can all be laid directly at the door of the worst Chancellor and Prime Mentalist ever, but the Tories have failed to get that easy message across.
The reason is that Labour, dispite their disunity, disarray, incompetence and lies, Labour is still the better propaganda outfit!
I have discussed the situation with my wife – we are going to sell up and move overseas if the worst Government in history manages to srape a win or a hung Parliament. This country is finished in any case, but given the lack of our ability to pay our way in the world any longer, a Labour election victory would be the final nail in this country’s coffin!
can I buy your house for 50p?
That’s all it would be worth if Labour got back in. Seriously, report today – three fifths of all new jobs created since 1997 have been in the public sector. If the voting public are too stupid or too disinterested to understand that the public sector is a net consumer of national wealth and not a contributor to it, more fool them – everyone in this country will be far poorer in the future, apart from Blair and Mandelson who have been busy amassing personal fortunes!
Is that a today’s 50p, or a 50p after yet another round of devaluations New Labour will cause the Pound on top of the 30%+ devaluation we are currently “enjoying?”
Can I buy your arse for 50p?
Is that your bottom offer, cheeky?
I predict you will be shortly overcome with the urge to take a walk in the countryside with the sole intention of liquidating yourself
So who will you vote for then?
The tories have got all the balls in their court, and they still can’t make inroads. New leader?
You can make the polls say what you like really, if you ask the right questions.
With all due respect: For which party do you intend to vote? (a) Labour (b) Tory.
It’s not rocket science.
Cameron came unstuck when his EU Lisbon Treaty “cast iron guarantee” was exposed as a great big fat lie with bells hanging off it, with a big neon flashing sign saying “I AM A WORTHLESS LIAR!!!” with a big flashing arrow pointing at his big fat empty head. I think it was at that point the Tories’ poll rating went crashing downwards.
The inmates of Broadmoor could stand against Labour in an election and Labour would be trounced.
“With all due respect: For which party do you intend to vote? (a) Labour (b) Tory”
You obviously haven’t seen the questions in the latest You Gov survey about class have you cretin?
CAST-IRON GUARANTEE
=================
Am I missing something here?.. Now I might expect Labour Simplefolk not to understand anything, but I do expect more from those with a 3-digit IQ.
Putting what Dave promised into pseudocode (where ‘A’ equals ‘Treaty Ratification’, and ‘B’ is a ‘Hold a Referendum’).
“IF NOT A, THEN DO B..”
Right, with me so far?..
‘A’ did happen, so ‘B’ won’t.. This is the course of action Dave proposed, and – true to his word – this is what happened.
IF A OR NOT A THEN B
is more suitable pseudo-code
@ “I know what you did last summer”
Nope, you fucking worthless imbecile, I didn’t read YouGov. I have a worthwhile life, whereas you.. sorry, fuckwit. Slash your wrists, you have no value. Die. Slowly.
@ ShoutAtTV
More fool you for having a TV, let alone shouting at it.
FOLLOW CLOSELY, MORON: Camoron p-r-o-m-i-s-e-d a (follow that? Not going too fast for you? Good.) referendum. And then retracted it. CAMORON IS A THICK HOON. Like you, and every fuckwitted creep who’d vote for the subhuman socialist creep.
@4-eyed Eng Gen
Huh.. Which (as I’m sure you fully appreciate) with Boolean logic reduces to:
“B”
But was this the case? Don’t get me wrong, I’m very much in favour of an EU referendum / “Let’s-get-the-hell-out-of-it-ASAP” poll.. But is this what he originally said, THEN he added the qualification, THEN he wriggled? (If not, what’s the problem?)
I thought it was Broon Labour who gave the “cast-iron guarantee” in the manifesto pledge, then had a strong and permanent attack of amnesia? (So particularly annoying when fat, Labour Back-Benchers taunt Dave with said phrase.)
@We canny goo on li’this
Hysterical! Hilarious!
:O)
Really don’t need to dignify your absurdly assertions with a response!
But a “socialist” – how very dare you?! 7pm is a bit late in the day to be waking up with a Saturday-night hangover / be a Tory bear with a sore head / be an Alistair Scumball through the looking glass.
I don’t blame Cameron – he has done a good job of reaching out to swing voters. I blame the policy wonks in Central Office – the key to driving a message home is repetition, but they have been very bad at driving home that Brown is personally responsible for our parlous state as a nation.
Looks like the BoE will extend QE in its next meeting. After the election, all the chickens will come home to roost. Higher inflation, higher taxes, spending cuts, ratings downgrade, IMF bail out – these are all on the cards and are nailed on if FWIT Brown were (horror of horrors) to remain as PM.
As I said in my original post, we will get out before it is too late, leaving the country to stew in its own fetid juice. If Brown gets back in, I predict a riot!
You’re right.
Me and my brother have already lined up our retirement in the Phillipines, where we will live like Kings.
@50
Everything you say is correct, whichever party wins. If the Tories win the election, Labour will spend the rest of eternity repeating endlessly that the mess happened under a Conservative government and the bovine electorate of this country will come to believe it.
The Tories probably secretly want Labour to win (which is why they’re sticking with unelectable Cameron) because in the medium to long term it will be better for them.
If Labour get back in, there will not be a medium or even short term for this country!
“The tories have got all the balls in their court”
No, the problem is that the Tories have no balls. If thery did then they would be presenting real Conservative policies, not these bluLabour policies.
Can’t argue with that, unless their keeping their balls with their powder until the election campaign proper.
The lack of any real attack on Brown has to be deliberate, too soon and Labour could change him for a less hated figure.
I expect they’ll land their best punches in the last weeks of April.
I have real policies, green taxes lots of them, global warming is a real danger, it’s proven science. I believe in a strong EU and that we should fund them properly. More immigrants, immigrants are good for the economy, whether they’re from Eastern Europe or Africa & Asia, we need them lots of them.
Well as the General Election will be held in March their punches will come to late.
March Nooo wayy right!
May 6th as there are local elections then. The TV debates will be Browns only publicity campaign as Labour are 11 million in the red.
I genuinely think that – mixing our metaphors, here – they’re just taking the ball over to the corner flag, to protect their fragile lead, and playing out time.
Sir TS, agree except doubt Gordon sill ever agree to TV debates
FFS you don’t believe those media driven polls do you? Just read a few of the comments on PB.Com by posters who actually participated in the You Gov poll about the sort of loaded questions You Gov ask in their surveys. I really can’t be bothered to go through it all, so you’re on your own.
Correct this is all about expectation management of a hung parliament+narrative compliant polling+postal vote fraud+next day counts.
Labour are out to win or draw by hook or by crook. They will fiddle the election
Just remember Liebour have increased the public sector votes in the bag increased the dole dossers votes in the bag and as for Scotland & Wales votes in the bag give em both back and they would never win again FACT
“Oz” looks pretty appealing – there’s a shortgage of “pastry cooks” apparently and if you can believe “Kirsty’s Mate” Phil you can pick up a mansion for £250k(price of a bedsit in London)
I am looking seriously at New Zealand – a couple of my friends have moved out there in recent years. Entry requirements are touch however.
I take it you mean “entry requirements are tough”
Hopefully they dont include a spelling test.
One of the criteria for choosing a new country of residence is to establish its Islamic population ( no good moving to France, by the middle of the century it will unavoidably in the process of becoming a Muslim state) and also its policy towards Islamic immigration. New Zealand has the advantage, unlike most of Europe being near impossible to slip into, on the other hand doesn’t it still have a politically correct establishment that makes all the right noises regarding minorities, etc.
-’It can all be laid directly at the door of (Brown)’.
I agree with what you say. He sees the answer to everything as more cash and treated the City as a cash cow. BUT: can we please accept also that some financiers have been quite incredibly unprofessional and failed miserably yet seek to stuff the peopls’ bail-out money in their pockets unless they are stopped. In a few instances I have little doubt there have been crimes committed that have thus far gone unpunished.
-’Labour is still the better propaganda outfit’
that is one of the prime reasons the UK is in such a mess. Nothing to be proud of. We need more openess and honesty.
Of course financiers are to blame – but who created the regulatory environment in which they flourished? Gordon Brown – he set up the useless FSA, the so called tri-partite regulatory system.
It was Gordon Brown who knighted Sir Fred Goodwin for “services to banking”.
It was Gordon Brown who was deficit spending during the years of growth, leaving the country unable to deal effectively with the crash.
It is Gordon Brown who has doubled the national debt, leaving us with inflationary QE and a looming funding crisis.
It is all Brown’s personal responsibility, yet the Tories are letting him get away with it.
It is akin to inviting a burglar into your house, asking him to have sex with your wife and walk away with all your valuables with a pat on the back and congratulations for a job well done!
It’s all Dave’s fault. Who put that muppet in charge of the once great Conservative party?
@66
Erm, the Conservative Party did.
Bit of a deathwish, really. Mind you, David Davis has since turned out to be more than a little unhinged, so perhaps they did get the better of the two.
A decent cove, but he does seem to have a touch of the purple tracksuits about him.
The trouble is that a 9% lead for the Labour would give them a lanslide victory but for the Tories might not give them even an overall majority.
I hope people vote Tory to ensure that this voting system is made a lot more equitable.
“Ears, ears..” (Or whatever it is that those bovine MPs say when they agree with the person at the address box.)
When he wins the May 6th election no-one will be able to prevent this maladroit, bullying, sulking, inadequate, lying, deranged, violent, hate filled, spendaholic Scotch fuck wishing the team well in South Africa
Thas why eyes following the Spains innit, Iniesta and El Nino, genuis in football boots
Don’t copy other peoples’ work, come up with your own material.
Where are the IRA when you need em, a? a? a?
I said where are the IRA when you need em???????
He’s going to go on, and on, and on, and on – to infinity.
- and beyond.
Oh no, not to the atmospheric layer lying between troposphere and the mesosphere, – the stratosphere?!
Not my nations sportsman.
Love it every time he bottles it.
Piss off back to France then you Froggie oeuf.
Oh dear, who rattled your cage?
SKWAAAARRKK!!!
Don’t care. More important things in life than Andy Murray.
FFS, got out of the wrong side of somebody elses’ bed this morning have we?
Any time a Scot loses, it’s a good day
Arrr.. Come now.. What about Ewan McGregor in the Star Wars movies? (He not only saved the World but the Universe.)
Just so long as we are not required to fight your wars.
Just so long as we English taxpayers don’t have to pay for all your free prescriptions etc. Scotland can’t survive without the English taxpayers teet to suckle on.
Still the COUNTY of scotch lund still have the football to look forward to summer, Argentina are 18 – 1 to win
I am going to on and on and on ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ………
That really would be a fucking curse.
Back to Guido’s question: What will it take? An election to bury him and the rest of the Labour twats to history. Can you imagine the utter carnage the curse would wreak in London during the Olympics? Fuck me Guido, check when the one eyed mong was last in contact with or mentioned John Terry?!
Or Wayne Bridge even.
A scaffold?
Presumably McDoom hasn’t mentioned Andrew Marr recently!!! JT should hold a press conference and ask why the media doesn’t look a little closer to home.
Fuck, we will not be able to use the subliminal propaganda technique of mentioning the success of Andy Murray every five minutes in an attempt to conflate it with the Scottish Gordon Brown.
Memo to all sports readers: do not mention Andy Murray at any time in the run up to the General Election. People will now associate the Scottish loser Murry with the Scottish loser Gordon Brown.
Shit.
Your sense of humour, if that is what it is, seems to have been cursed too. Don’t give up the day job, if you have one, an increasingly rare thing in Britain, cursed by a Prime Mentalist elected by Labour MPs with s big majority in England…
You plagiarise people and then accuse them of not having a sense of humour.
What a humourless moron you are. You’re a real loser mate.
In the last general election, 29,000 more voters (in total) in England voted Conservative than voted Labour.
Don’t give up the day job.
Millionaire Dave,
You don’t quite understand the whole pseudony thing or the whole irony thing, do you?
Stick with the day job and give up the blogging, you are making a right fucking arse of yourself.
What does “pseudony” mean?
At least learn English if yoy want to post your crap on here.
I meant “you”!!!
From link below. Not 29,000 but 70,000
“Labour polled seventy thousand fewer votes in England than the Conservatives”
http://wapedia.mobi/en/United_Kingdom_general_election,_2005?t=7.
Do your homework sonny. Who is the arse now?
This is just a blog.
And you are just an idiot.
You are Master Baitor and I claim €5 and a Tunbridge Wells tea towel for my mate Tuscan Tony.
But not in the right places you cretin – Labour has about fifty more MPs in England than the Conservatives – so this fucking mess is down to not enough people in England getting out to vote.
Nobody in England has ever voted for Brown.
They’ve voted with their feet.
The MPs elected in England, where Labour has a big majority of seats, voted for Brown though.
There was no Labour leadership election in 2007.Nobody voted for Brown because there was no vote.
England doesn’t even have a parliament of its own…
We do so too. It is called “Westminster”. I’ve seen it on telly. We let other people come and join England, though, which is jolly sporting of us as we aren’t allowed to join the ones in Wales or Scotland.
Westminster is the British parliament
First take a wrecking ball to the system, THEN have a think about what we really want.
(Otherwise those Turkeys will keep voting against Xmas.)
How many times had we to listen to Tim Henman being praised; – for what ?
“What will it take to stop Gordon cursing the nation’s sportsmen?”
Easy!
May – Britain ditches McDoom.
July – Murray wins Wimbeldon, England win the World Cup!
A vote for Liebore, Limpdump, UKIP is a vote for Federer, Nadal, Slovenia and Algeria!
Memo No 234 Sunday 31st January 2010
“To all editors of news and current affairs programmes
To-day’s message is :
“The recovery is too fragile to risk voting in the Tories”
Please ensure that all team members are advisied to include thgis phrase at least once in their reports.
Many thanks for your continued co-operation
(I’m backing Britain AND Labour in 2010 Campaign)
Head of Communications
Am I dreaming?
This is the Wembley that will be seen by visiting supporters in the World Cup.
See how many white faces you can spot.
A bit like the Premiership Clubs then, quite reflective of English football I’d say.
..But the thing is, I would have more respect for the guy…. If he didn’t have a shaven head.
He has a shaven head because he’s bald.
Would you rather he look like Father fucking Tuck?
Don’t think he’d carry as much weight at PMQ’s if he did.
Wrong end of the fucking stick again.
Sorry, ShoutsAtTVwhenGordo’sOn.
William Hague has a shaven head. I didn’t know that the amount of hair determined how much respect you have for a person.
More curse of Jonah
http://www.footballeconomy.com/academic_paper1.htm
Following this picture Curbishley was sacked, Charlton Athletic were relegated to the third division (League 1) and the club announced record losses.
And that pleased me.
I’m not laughing now.
Communism alive and well in shithole uk………..
http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/economics/article7009695.ece
“In the West Midlands these jobs accounted for all of the rise in employment, with no new private sector jobs generated overall. More than 80% of new jobs for women nationally depended on the state.”
No surprises there then.
When the govt moves public service jobs out of the south east (on a so called efficiency/cost saving basis) – where do you think these jobs end up?
The Peoples Republic of Salford,ala BBC!
Anyone unemployed for a cetain period (eg: 6 months, 18 months) must go on a Government ‘training’ scheme like Sure Start, New Deal, etc. There is no real training, just some wooly New Age nonsense. It is a job search thing under supervision. But in such centres you will find the sort of charts and photos on walls which belong in a primary schools.
When someone enters one of these schemes they COME OFF THE JOBLESS FIGURES. The questions we should ask are:
How many people of working age in the UK are not in actual, bona fide, fully salaried employment.
How many millions of jobs in the UK are part-time only, or on such poverty wage rates that taxpayers are unwittingly having to partly pay for their living costs and housing.
I heard Cameron say recently that the Minimum Wage has been a success. Really?
=Dishonest Britain.
Ask yourself this: do you know anyone out of work who would like to be in work? How many of these people are registered as ‘officially unemployed’? You’ll probably find at least 50% are not ‘official’, which means the true jobless rate in this country is horrific.
and likewise the population according to reports in some national dailies recently
@AA
In the first half of the decade, over 60% of new jobs in Wales were in the public sector. And a large number of those, in non-productive equality, diversity and Welsh language jobs.
Call-me-Dave is going to have to grow a pair of balls to deal with the devious, spendthrift bastards in Cardiff Bay.
The word Welching is in the lexicon for good reason.
The sooner we cut the Celts loose, the better.
Is this headline, “Half of new jobs are created by the state”, meant to be of some benefit to Rip-Van-Winkle types who’ve been asleep for the past 13 years?..Who didn’t know this?!
Who didn’t know that ‘2m (unemployed) + 3m (incapacity benefit) = 5m people of working age not working’?
..Personally, I don’t see why – given that most of the ‘new’ jobs are made-up, non-jobs – massive and immediate reductions in public spending aren’t possible.
Waste not, want not.
larf
any more chatter about the wee lad I will come and kick the fuk oot of yer
Guido’s already told everyone how to get rid of Bruin immediately.
Look at all his second home claims, than investigate where his first one is. All it needs is a noble, brave, crusading BBC reporter to run with this and he’s history.
“All it needs is a noble, brave, crusading BBC reporter to run with this and he’s history.”
Your proposition went wrong somewhere about here.
Spot on. There is nothing British about the BBC.
Had any thoughts on ‘courageous,crusading BBC reporter,because I seem to missed him/her ?
Just another marxist stooge.
Throw away your TV, stop paying the telly tax and free your mind. The internet is the future of news and information, that is why the governments of the world are trying (and will fail miserably) to control it.
Yes – I forgot to add “impartial” and “honest”.
@Willi Windbeutel
That’s brilliant.
Or English.
What will it take to stop Gordon cursing the nation’s sportsmen?
Well a loaded revolver and a large Brandy might help. Although the gay mong would probably fuck that up as well.
Anyway who gives a fuck about another poxy jock. I’ve got my “ANYONE BUT MURRAY” t-shirt on today.
@SL
LOL. Love the tee-shirt.
I’ve got one of these, it almost caused a fight in my local.
http://www.zazzle.com/i_love_co2_shirt-235277342547305679
Excellent!
So do plants. More CO^2 is good for the environment. The greens should be campaigning for more CO^2 production.
Gosh, you’ve both got me here – what the hell is ‘Oxygen Squared’?
O3 is Ozone, isn’t it?.. But O^2 ?
Thank you folks.
Support the miners!
Good night
Yeah my mistake, i was using the first t-shirt image. The correct equation is CO followed by a subscripted 2.
Even we know Brown is finished.
Guido is spinning it for the Tory party.
Wake up slowcoaches.
Guido is spinning it for the sort of policies he hopes the Tories will introduce, ie a low tax economy for starters.
Chasing shadows then, isn’t he.
Did I say, “we can’t go on like this”? I really meant, “I will continue to tax, borrow and spend, ha ha ha ha ha! Cast iron guarantee, anyone?”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/election-2010/7118901/David-Cameron-Conservatives-will-not-make-swingeing-cuts.html
FFS it looks like the government “free internet and laptop’s for chavs scheme” has started early
Give me somebody who has not attained the mental age of seven yet and we will have them for life, groan! more cannon fodder for the blogosphere, press the any key to continue.
Yes, that’s right, Sir Trev. Go back to sleep. Thinking is too hard for you. Sleep, baby, sleep.
I will deal with the nation’s 750bn debt by continuing Labour’s spending policies.
Shh. There there. Back to sleep, twinkle-toes.
BBC Propagandist has already got his listed on ebay, the wanker
I prefer not to vote for one eye’d lunatics of any persuasion.
W.W.
Er … did I mention vote bee&peee? Nope, looks like you’re the one besotted by Nick the big prick!
A vote for bee&pee or Gay Gordon is a vote for Algeria, Slovenia and North Korea at the world cup.
Gears crunching into reverse methinks.
So, for the second time of asking, who are you going to vote for?
Don’t run away this time!
Oh, the BN P retard at 12.18pm has run away.
Your cowardice proves that my assessment of your political allegiance was correct.
Thanks for that.
Poor Andy…’never vanquish’d be until Kirkcaldy Broon to Dunblane shall come against him…’
(apologies Will)
At least, Gordon can’t ‘Curse’ the England Rugby team for the Six Nations!
Or can he?
Yes he can. His Britishness thing is all encompassing.
him moving out of number 10 and the labour party to the wilderness of oblivion.
When he moves out of No 10 the place ‘ll have to be fumigated then exorcised.
Pickfords, Bishop’s Move… they’re all fighting NOT to be chosen to move his gear out of Number 10. Something else urgent to do on the day, whenever that is… Be soon! He’ll have to get Eddie Stobart in and pay him as much as a banker’s bonus.
Was I the only one disappointed to see Marr having the day of this morning?
I would have thought the discussion about John Terry and whether public figures should obtain “super-injunctions” to stop their private lives ending up in the papers would have been right down his street…
Right down his street but too close to home.
He was avoiding the ‘Blair’ thing.
I’ve come to the conclusion- ( penny’s dropped late probably), that it’s the Zionist lobby that were/are behind the war v Iraq, and they are now straining to take a ‘pop’ at Iran. Blair gave the game away at the Chilcot Inquiry when he mentioned Iran 58 times, and he is in the pay of Israel. Destabilisation of that area is what they want, and their lobbying powers are extraordinarily powerful.
Israel, Britain and America form the axis of war criminals.
The Taliban has got nothing on the above terrorist organisations.
The sight of Ehud Barack wetting himself with excitement during the BBC’s live coverage of the 11/9 attacks as he realised Israel now had Bush in their pocket and the US and its allies would act as Israeli proxies for years to come was not a pretty one.
If Tony figures he’s got no chance of becoming Pope after all he may well get converted again but Cheria wouldn’t like it, rock the Kasbah.
I wouldn’t normally disagree with you on that, but my take on it isn’t that we’re under the influence of zionist lackeys, but that the US (and by extension Blair et al) are worried about the one rogue state in the region that does possess WMD, and will go to great lengths to stop that state using WMD (though disproportionate force against Lebanese and Palestinians is OK).
Would you trust Netanyahu with his finger on the button if he thought that the imams had the ability to sort out Tel Aviv?
Besides, for the real money behind the Iraq adventure, look to the Wahabists.
What Bliar said to the Chilcot ‘enquiry’ concerning discussions withBush at Crawford:
I think, in fact, I remember, actually, there may have been conversations
that we had even with Israelis, the two of us, whilst we were there. So that was a major part of all this.
But the principal part of my conversation was really to try and say, “Look, in the end we have got to deal with the various different dimensions of this whole
issue”.
At last, someone’s spotted the real truth lurking behind all the dissembling and deceit.
It’s all about Israel and the hold which the Israeli Lobby has over both UK and US governments of all parties. But don’t kid youselves, Cameron will be no different – they’ve got him by the balls too.
Money talks, Jewish money whispers – but they all hear it, loud and clear.
What a wonderful curse…..’May the doom of Jonah be upon you and yours!’
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh.
I, for one, wish it known the high regard I have for Guido’s site and wish it continued success in the future.
You are Iain Dale and I claim etc.,
Another Scottish loser…. !!!
Anybody but Murray…to paraphrase Andy himself!
Oops!!
This morning I received an email from the Prime Minister wishing me good luck in the General Errection.
What should I do?
Return to sender, saying account has been suspended.
young boy went up to his father and asked him, “Dad, what’s the difference between potentially and realistically?”
The father ponders for a moment and then answered “Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid and also ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid, then come back and tell me what you’ve learned”.
So the boy went to his mother and asked “Mum would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid?” The mother replied, “Definitely, I wouldn’t pass an opportunity like that.” The boy then went to his older sister and asked “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid?” The girl replied “Oh gosh, I would just love to do that, I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity.”
The boy then thought about it for a few days, and went back to his father. His father asked him “Did you find the difference between potentially and realistically?”
The boy replied, “Yes, potentially we’re sitting on 2 million quid, but realistically we’re living with two slappers.
“The father replied, “That’s my boy.”
It’s unlike you to leak your PriceWaterhouseCoopers speech early George!
I rather like this one
to the tune of london bridges
mrs bridge is going down going down going down
mrs bridge is going down on john terry
“What will it take to stop Gordon cursing the nation’s sportsmen?”
You cannot be serious…
To: The Awards Committee
Comrades,
I wish to draw your attention to the actions of Comrade Sopel o to-day’s Politics Show coming from Davos
Comrade Sopel bravely questioned the arch-capitalist Cameron interrupting him at least 15 times regarding his party’s policies and sceptically asking if he expected the British people to trust the Conservatives to form the next government when they were talking about ruining the recovery with their proposed “savage” public expenditure cuts. In addition during the same programme he also interviewed the Great Panjandrum the Right Honourable the all high Lord Mandelson and was pleasingly subservient and barely interupted the “great man” in his party political broadcast for Labour allowing him to accuse Cameron of deliberately being disloyal to the United Kingdom.
For such sterling work for the party I wish to recommend Comrade Sopel for the Order of the Red Banner Second Class and I trust that you will concur. Such endeavours should be held as the very highest attainment possible for our current affairs employees
Director of Communications
Also the Nicolae Ceausescu award for services to humanity.
I award him the Nicolae Ceausescu award for standing up against a wall and getting shot.
Peter the Von Trapp of the 21st century will lead all the little kiddies to safety over the Swiss border. Mandelson had to get in the expected Airbrushing gibe while sat there with what looked like at least 1/2 a pound of morticians wax on his slapper.
lokked like KY jelly to me
You just can’t ignore this Elephant in the room.
They probably had to use a trowel.
On another note just watched the Dark Lord Mandelbum on the Politics show if I still had any doubts no fears Liebour may crawl back in the polls forget it they know they are finished watch the interview on Youtube god he is desperate come out with everything he could falling short of the Tories will kill the first born of every family if they win.Liebour are getting desperate & it will only get worse.Did you know the Gordo is “authentic” Mandy says so priceless
An authentic c*nt
Is that you tat?
Mandy said “autistic”.
Last Year McJonah wished the Hindu and Moslem communtity happy diwali and happy eid
I was hoping that they would all be dead by now, you can never rely on McJonah for a positive outcome, just negative.
Mr Beast, Jesus wants you for a sunbeam.
Q – what have Andy Murray’s balls have got in common with peanuts?
A – they are both peanut size
Looking out my office window there is a bloke standing in the street pissing up the back of his Range Rover
Gordon always looks at his happiest when he is surrounded by children
He likes to be surrounded by people of his own mental age.
UKIP get my vote
You mean blue is the new brown?
..Not mine at General Election time. (Euros are different.)
Oh No! Ed Milibanana has declared war on people who do not believe the man-made global warming bullshit, what shall we do? What will the government do? Will they lock us up or have us executed? I think we should fight back and if anyone tries it on with me I will get my gun and blow their füçķing head off!!!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2010/jan/31/ed-miliband-climate-change-scepticism
Heard him on World This Weekend, same old, “thousands of scientists support global warming” bullshit.” Pachauri, Nobel prize winner” fuckwittery.
Ed, go shoot your fucking self you deary сunt.
“thousands of scientists support global warming”
All right then MiliTwat, lets have their names so we can check for ourselves,
we have had enough of your bullshit!!!!
Andrew Neil:-
“Every time I have questioned our politicians about global warming they have fallen back on the mantra that “2,500 scientists can’t be wrong”, referring to the vast numbers supposedly behind the IPCC consensus.
But it is now clear that the majority of those involved in the IPCC process are not scientists at all but politicians, bureaucrats, NGOs and green activists.”
That little snippet seemed to have escaped the World at Weekend reporter today for some reason.
The full text can be found here-
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/dailypolitics/andrewneil/
Same link as on this blog above-
The Global Warming Dam is Cracking – Andrew Neil
Thousands of scientists supported Eugenics and Phrenology.
Lots of people believed in galvanism.
I still use it to energise my experimental creatures – or to put down others.
Anyone like to suggest names for my next?
Most great scientific Breakthroughs are initially met with resistance by the Scientific Community who have shown they can be as dogmatic as the Church when their cherished beliefs are challenged. In some cases there have even a number of suicides by Pioneer Scientists who are now universally lauded.
Phrenology works people!
Milly should have a word to get him out of his car.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1247376/Controversial-climate-change-boss-uses-car-AND-driver-travel-mile-office—says-YOU-use-public-transport.html
And Ed was in Aberdeen a couple of months ago imploring the oil companies to explore for more oil, the filthy fossil fuel satan. Wouldn’t have anything to do with the 50-75% tax take? Wonder why that hasn’t been broadcast???
NEWS FLASH-
Ed Millipede will personally kill anybody who disagrees with him on any matter!
More breaking news-
“MiliTwit Death Squads Roam the Streets of London”
“Over 1500 Arrests, People Fighting for Their Lives”
“They’ll Not Take Me Alive” Says Roger Rigid, Gun in Hand.
Deniers will be silenced and imprisoned.
Deniers? – stokings to you dear
Will it be the inquisition and house arrest as it was for Galileo when he went against the consensus.
Nein, no we are getting the prison camps ready for all you deniers and skeptics.
http://greenfyre.wordpress.com/denier-vs-skeptic/
Expect there will be a tax on the none believers. The Tossers…..
What really bugs me is that both Milibands are deemed to be “frightfully bright”.I wouldn’t employ either of these stupid boys in a thousand years.I remember their father from my student days-a real hard line tankie.People like Jan Palach got what was coming to them.I think little Ed has inherited Daddy’s view on dissent from established Marxist truth and how to deal with such anti-social behaviour.
It is standard practive for Labour to pronounce great intelligence on their Members of Parliament in the superstitious belief that it will make them so. Up here in Scotland we were often told that the totally useless Wendy Alexander ( yep sister of wee Doogie) was to quote one Journalistic Sychopant ” Galactically Bright” I kid you not.
What will it take to stop Braun jinxing?
I take the long term view. I believe that every ‘Braun Day’, the celebration of the martyrdom of the wee scots jessie of the Downing Street Bunker( a future Bank Holiday) will be a glorious annual celebration of all things British.
The passing of the Glorious Cretin, Creator of Shitopia must be with all possible joy. Joy must be unconfined no matter where she has been incarcerated.
So, I say Viva Britannia! and I hope, so say all of us! Viva Britannia!
[...] Fawkes has just posted an awfully funny post about Andy Murray being cursed again, as the poor Scots laddie goes down to Roger Federer, in the [...]
I didn’t think he said anything about a poor Scots lad going down on Brown – well not since he married Sarah….
Gordon Brown threw his Nokia at me once. I figured he didn’t want it anymore so I kept it. It’s great…got a touch screen, radio, bluetooth, 5 megapixel camera.
Andy Murray is just not getting his message across that he’s a great tennis player. Admittedly he is crap at that.
The fucking BBC are a joke. Fat ugly bitch on the BBC just stated that “Andy Murray made a fight back”
Funny I thought he got his arse whipped (like jocks normally do at sport) 3 sets to nil, or was I watching a different match?
Wee Andy was fighting back the tears.
…be like fat Gordon in May!
yeah …. you are right, he was whipped !!
At least the jock twats wont be in South Africa.
Ah yes The World Cup, a Trophy England won once many many years ago when they were helped by home advantage, every game at Wembley and of course a Russian Linesman. But to be fair won it they did.
When compared however with the truely great International footballing Nations such as Germany, Brazil, Italy, France, Argentina, all of whom have won multiple trophies at International level England are simply not in the same league. And yet , and yet , despite this, despite all the stats, all the evidence, all the history of failure in international competitions every 4 years the English convince themselves that they are at the same top table as these Nations and make themselves favourites to win the thing.
It beggars belief but there you have it.
And by the way take out the foreign imports including Managers( Scots Included) and the Premiership would be a bog standard competition as well.
So do not delude yourself, you aren’t as good as you think you are.
And then there is John Terry…..
Looks like it touched a raw nerve there :)
And this was when you were at your best as holders of the World Cup
( never repeated) Pumped on your own doorstep !
And In case your wondering, this is what happened last time England Played Scotland at Wembley. Oh Fuck didnt go to plan did it Nigel !
Fancy a Re match, any time Nigel any time!
And while we’re at it, another drubbing at Wembley for the morris Dancers.
Ah yes 1975 you were so good during this time that you never actually qualified for any of the world Cups between 1971-1985. Scotland had a bad day at the office that day whereas England had a bad 14 Years.
@Anon
Heh.. “pumped on your own doorstep” (i.e. scraping home by a single goal)? Should hate to see a beating by, say, a 4-goal margin. (Oh, we just have.)
Reason Scotland has never got very far with World Cup / Euro’s / Champions League is that Scots evidently don’t understand basic concepts like rules:
“Ock aye, 1967 is when we won the World Cup of ya..”
“No, mate. That’s not how it works. First you have to Qualify (something you rarely accomplish), then you have to pass through the group stages (something you’ve NEVER accomplished), then through the knock-out stages (obviously, you can’t do this without the previous 2 stages), and then win the final (well, we’re just wasting our breath, talking about Scotland and Finals)..”
You see, 0-2 (Hamden) & 0-1 (Wembley) = ENGLAND WIN (and yet you hold this up as a triumph?!)
Had some great players in your time, but Scottish Football is sh1te.
To the level accusation of, “There are only 2 teams in Scotland”, we always used to hear, “Well there’s only 1 team in England – Manchester United!” Really? I thought it was “Top4″?
Bring Celtic and Rangers down to the ‘EPL’ and watch them basejump freefall through the divisions, down to Doctor Martin’s Sunday-Pub-Side League where they belong.
@Axe the Telly Tax
Where’s John Barns beating Brazil in the Maracana? Gazza’s little Euro’96 Goal? Or 5-1ing the Germans 2001? Beckham sending the Argies home in 2002?
Did you manage all this on a free computer given to you by that fucking homosexual Brown?
Egurland, you are the World Champions at Knuckle dragging Hooliganism I will give you that. Hooliganism is of course perpetrated by Fat Balding men with small dicks, Suits The English to a tee : 0
So what will you fucking ginger inbreds be doing this summer? Fighting in Blackpool (Glasgow week) spending your dole money on shit beer and deep fried Mars bars no doubt.
Laughing at England crashing out of the tournament at the hands of an African Nation I expect. By the way think of something original other than deep fried Mars Bars you Morris Dancing twat. How about “hey Jimmy” or something suitably lame for those viewing in Nigelshire ! Fucking cock !
Where’s John Barns beating Brazil in the Maracana? Gazza’s little Euro’96 Goal? Or 5-1ing the Germans 2001? Beckham sending the Argies home in 2002?
All of which led to the square root of fuck all, no silverware. Dream on you under achieving piece of wank.
Neither will anybody else it seems – the South African World Cup Committee is worried that there is a massive shortfall in “foreign fans” booking accomodation/flights and tickets apparently
They have seen the crime stats for South Africa’s cities.
No I havent but I am sure a visit of Football thugs from Nigel Land will put them through the roof !
Get a fuckin’ job you lazy jock Hoon :)
Why don’t you have a deep-fried mars bar to go with the chips :)
Murray is a truculent personality free zone scotsman..yuk
Ennnnnnnnngeeeeeeerllllllaaaaaaannnnddddd.
Yon Guido’s a’dain his January stats – but thar’ puffle basaed mine!
In tha last munth ah sav’d tha’ wuld agen, ye ken!
An’ ah razed 67,000 million UK chuldrun oot o’ abject povertuh!
An’ ah created 67,000 million UK jobs!
An’ mah factrys praeducted 67,000 million tractors!
An’ nuthn’s ma’ fult ye un’stn.
In what will be a final act of desperation, Broon is already planning to publicly wish Cameron well in the forthcoming general election.
turkey sends christmas card so to speak
Andy Murray? Let’s move on shall we.
Truclulent, bitter, self censored, rude, racist (toward the English), S
Great English Tennis Players of our time…err……..umm…….let me think…….Ok forget that what about Great English Premiership Football Managers of our time…….err…..uumm……..hang on hang on…….Forget that what about Great English Footballers of our time…….er……Oh yes There’s John Terry !
He’s not very good at penalties though.
I just heard he was good in the box.
The English invented tennis and practically every other sport.It would be bad manners to win too often.Golf,which is a game rather than a sport,was invented in France.
So was Muff Diving but the English win at this activity heads down.
Its all a matter of taste
cocksucking is another sport devised in the English Public Schools
That’s a bit rich coming from a small country were the men folk prance around skirts, tossing off their cabers.
And the difference between a game and a sport?
The present Labour government deemed that Darts was a pasttime so they would not have to spend £45 000 doing up a venue while at the same time giving £120 000 000 to Wembley and making a mess trying to get an athletics track put around it while it could never be used for international events.
Didn’t Kate Hoey and Shaun Woodward used to be Tories?
Evil Thatcherites in the poeple’s government!
What !!! Did you say the English Invented Tennis ?
Did they fuck you stupid prick , I’ll give you a clue who did, now listen carefully you prize twat, why do you think the scoring in Tennice uses French words ? Now think hard you fucking imbicile.
Whats ‘TENNICE’ ?
Your are right, French monks invented it but the Dutch invented Golf. The A rabs taught the crusaders how to distill wine to make spirits but I’m not sure who taught you how to batter mars bars, you have to take responsibility for that one!
“Pond Life” you are well named, you pick up on a typo despite the fact my main point was correct. You are just as stupid as the Nigel who thinks the English Invented Tennis, stupid c unt of the first order. Keep majoring in minors you little twat while the rest of us slay dragons !!!!
Oh dear, another foreign leader upset. It’s called diplomacy, you know.
Link
Give the boy a banana. Milliwit that is.
New Balls please.
wonder how many of the saddo ‘celeb’ labour supporters will suddenly change sides when the present shower exit.
Anybody want to listen to Eddie Izzard’s 10 Downing street podcast on Europe?
http://www.number10.gov.uk/output/Page9684.asp
Thought not.
Fat,dyslexic and hating.
Well let’s face it he was poncing around enough in Downing Street in “Day of the Triffids” playing against type – actually eyeing up the female lead suggesting she may “like to have dinner with me”…………………… Amazing what an encounter with bloody walking plants will do
He must of thought he’d be playing a walking pansie when he took the gig.
Makes no difference if Murray lost or won – when the hurl-burly’s done!
Did someone mention Birnham Wood?
I thought he was playing mixed doubles.
you have stayed too long for any good (etc)
then what happened
The Camera panned out, the music swirled to a crescendo -the Director shouted “Cut!” and Richard Harris went back to his trailer ?
Cult or сunt?
“Look, you know he’s not a sort of TV personality. He’s not sort of Terry Wogan or Des O’Connor in the way that some people see David Cameron.
Gordon Brown is actually a rather more authentic figure than that and I think when people evaluate the relative merits of both leaders, they may well come to a different conclusion from the one people are assuming now.”
Oooh how very dare you…
Can I just add that all that is missing from Poster Boy David Beckhams tattoo collection is Love/hate/mum/dad on his knuckles and the obligatory spiders web on his neck and the metamorphasis into tattooed fuckwit is complete.
World Cup Winner 2010 will be tattooed over Beckham’s heart.
..And you think anybody will be able to see it? (What with all the other black ink and crossed tattoos, ‘1998′, ‘2002′, ‘2006′… on his stained torso?)
MHoon what evidence is your rather optimistic assesment based on exactly ?
And VicHtoria on his arm!
Are all British sportsmen kunts?
No, just the jocks
Ok take away all the Gold Medals won by Scots at the Last olympics and see what your left with. Prick !
Quite right.
Cut non-essential, taxpayer-funded spending on Sport right now.
Here’s the plan. Vote in Cameron and then replace the prat with a real Tory.
Another plan:
Vote UKIP
Hung parliament results
Wheels fall off everything
Total mayhem
Labour fucked for ever
Vote in proper Tory.
…
Hung parliament results
Labour form coalition with LibDems
LibLab coalition enact PR resulting in permanent LibLab coalition
The wheels have already fallen off.
Or hadn’t you noticed?
Nothing could be worse than the current shower of shit in parliament.
Apart from voting for the KKK grandmaster homosexual Nick Griffin.
You obviously haven’t noticed, the wheels are being held on by one almighty loan after another, which cool Dave intends to continue.
The great unwashed still think everything is going just great.
We’re out of recession now by 0.00001%, and Dave’s gonna keep the money presses going just so we just get richer and richer.
Why didn’t we think of this before.
The similarities with Zimbabwe/pre WWII Germany are frightening, soon we’ll be able to build house with stacks of useless £20 and £50 notes.
I’ve got my wheelbarrow on standby. Just think we’ll all be billionaires.
What an embarrassing kunt that Murray is. Crying, temper tantrums, ugly as sin, a gayer. What shithole produced him?
Oh I’m so sorry,
I’ve just farted
At least you haven’t done a ‘mess up’ again.
Oh fuck, the Cameron deniers are in. He’s going to be PM, get over it.
He’s going to open all our borders, sign away any last vestige of sovereignty to the EU, spend, spend, spend like a drunken sailor given a rucksack full of counterfeit money, create another 1 million jobs…….in the public sector, award all our illiterate children worthless uni degrees, pay doctors more for doing less, and beat up his own staff.
Oh wait a minute, Blair and Brown have already done that.
(I haven’t even scratched the surface, but there’s only a few hours of the weekend left, so give me a break)
‘ I’ve just farted ‘ versus, asking a question at PMQ. Is there a difference?
I look even more vacant when I fart.
When you all leave saddos corner, please turn the lights out.
There should be a possessive apostrophe there, sunshine.
Ejewkaytid unduh Laybur, wurr wee?
Go claim your benefits! Go on! Go on, boy! Go claim your benefits! There’s a goooood boy!
I said please turn the lights out fucko.
Yes, most definitely a prime example of NooLiarbore edjoomikashun – or whatever it might be praised as these days.
Try “saddo`s corner” – there, that wasn`t really so difficult, was it?
Just out of interest, where is the light switch?
Cammers’ heart doesn’t seem in it. I’m not sure he wants to win the election. But who can blame him? Who, in their right minds, would want to take on the poisoned chalice of governing GB now?
You forget that Cameron went to Eton -he sees it as his “duty” to serve if called upon irrespective of the odds
“This is the word that year by year,
While in her place the school is set,
Every one of her sons must hear,
And none that hears it dare forget.
This they all with a joyful mind
Bear through life like a torch in flame,
And falling fling to the host behind -
“Play up! Play up! And play the game!”
[...] Guido Fawkes notes: “Andy Murray Cursed (Again) Loses Open [...]
“· In further disappointing news for the hon member for Witney-on-the-Water, we have the answer to the row that is increasingly dividing our once-great nation: we refer, of course, to the vital question as to which of the two Boy Davids, Miliband or Cameron, is the greater gay icon? It is, and by a considerable margin, our dashing new foreign secretary, whose “Gays for David Miliband” group on Facebook (where would we be without it?) has a massive 62 members. The increasingly beleaguered leader of the opposition’s “Gay Men and Women for David Cameron”, however, can rally just six. Ominous.”
pmsl gotta love it !.
Bitch!!
Is it not beyond the wit of King Mong to use this curse for our benefit?
After declaring “only 50 days to save the world”, climate change and the the climate mafia/cartel are f**ked.
Surely he could wish all our state-owned banks a miserable and skint new year so that we get all our money back – when they turn a profit?
Can he not set up an prospecting company to explore the UK and tell them that they have no f**king chance of finding oil, gold or uranium – so that they will?
Reverse Pyschology works, so why not a reverse curse of Jonah McDoom.
WOW! WHAT A SCOOP!!
Kicking Andy Murray when he’s down takes priority on this blog, so take a hike.
If it makes you feel better for having fuck all English Tennis players worthy of getting to Slam Finals then wire in. We can live with it.
Yes it does actually.
Ed Miliband declares war on climate change sceptics
That is a good enough reason in itself to be a sceptic
wikipedia The word skepticism can characterize a position on a single claim, but in scholastic circles more frequently describes a lasting mind-set. Skepticism is an approach to accepting, rejecting, or suspending judgment on new information that requires the new information to be well supported by argument or evidence.[3] Individuals who proclaim to have a skeptical outlook are frequently called skeptics, often without regard to whether it is philosophical skepticism or empirical skepticism that they profess.[4]
Only the Septics spell sceptic, ’skeptic’, otherwise totally agree.
You’d think Wiki would sort itself out in the land of Shakespeare.
Well Professor Pedant, maybe that spelling has greek roots rather than roman one’s. Would that perhaps make it still correct?
Do you have any evidence to support that theory?
I’m not a climategate scientist. It was a question not a statement!!
UEA Norwich/Climategate – scientists suppress /discount real scientific data that disproves their assumptions.
Himalayagate – The UN’s IPCC found to have used an unproved assumption to underpin their declaration that the himlayan glaciars are melting. IPCC now forced to accept that the glaciars are not melting
Link between floods and hurricans and climate change – IPCC forced to withdraw this assertion that there is a link when their data was shown to be just a statement made by a journalist who had no scientific evidence to prove it.
Pachauri – head of the IPCC – found not to be a scientist but a railway engineer!!
Ed Militwit – found not to be a scientist but an unscrupulous career politician with an ability to use truth economically and a keen eye on keeping the generous benefits of his job.
Not exactly. Their data accurately foresaw that if they spouted a load of pollux which justified massive tax rises and minute intervention in the private lives of citizens, such as making their cars carry tracking devices ostensibly so they could be charged per road mile but really because the control freak in No 10 wants to know when I go to visit my mother or my secret toyboy, then they would be on for a cut of the take.
Their initial predictions were vindicated when they got a whacking great centre to play in and plenty of money when physics departments everywhere else were being cut. So as not to show out, and because the last thing you want is proper physics buggering up a delicate predictive operation like this, UEA shut its physics department anyway and spent the money on PR.
And they’d have gotten away with it too if it hadn’a been for those darned hackers….
Haven’t been about much this weekend. But what is this I hear that YouGov says – we are going to get a hung parliament at the next election!! Well that’s the best labour can hope for so all their little beaver’s , including YouGov’s kellner are working to try and manipulate that to happen!
YouGov are so blatantly pro labour that their results are always questionable. Peter Kellner their President is the husband of that completely hopeless labourite margaret beckett type EU foreign minister person with the laughable title of Baronness Ashton of upholland. Odd that she is struggling to get high level security clearance in order for her to do her job?? French Press is all over that at the moment.
Went and had a look at the YouGov result. Approx. 25% of those polled said they wouldn’t be voting anyway. That rather throws the YouGov result into chaos doesn’t it??!!
GORDON BROWN IS BONKERS
Sensational claims that Gordon Brown has physically attacked his staff in a series of outbursts in Downing Street – and once in America – have rocked the Government.
Well-placed sources say the Prime Minister has been accused of hitting a senior adviser, pulling a secretary out of her chair and hurling foul-mouthed abuse at aides while distraught over an alleged snub by President Barack Obama.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1247357/Angry-Gordon-Brown-hit-aide-yanked-secretary-chair.html?ITO=1708&referrer=yahoo#ixzz0eDPJKWgf
Bonkers or not,
according to Nell’s information
30% of 75% = 22.5% still want to vote for him.
Yeah, yeah the usual suspects….jocks, immigrants, public sector knob jockeys, loonies, etc etc
Let’s face it gordon needs psychiatric treatment and should be sectioned under the Mental Health Act.
Why are the staff at No.10 allowing him to continue in this way??!!
Okai the noo!
It is not the staff Nell. Why are 645 other MP’s allowing him to continue…….
Lemmings! Mindless, spineless lemmings!
Because they have got shit for brains, no doubt some of the other 645 also need sectioning but the vast majority are just talentless nonentities but with a much higher predilection towards thievery, fraud and moral turpitude than your average citizen.
margaret moran and jacqui come to mind!!
you read the Mail and quote from it almost every day
Irony where is thy sting ?
fuckwits
Mail. Spectator. Sun. Times. Guardian. Telegraph. Sky. UK Polling. and on and on…..
One needs to take an across the board view
I suggest one also looks at the New York Times, the Times of India , China News etc etc .
You’ll find that all of them have the same view of gordon as a rather incompetent, failing, wretched man in need of anger management counselling!!
Tell him nell, this guy is a fucking moron.
Just caught the disturbing sight on BBC News of the “Murray Roar”
What a freak! I thought the tv had got stuck in freeze frame till I saw his racket moving
Brown & Murray. A pair of arsey Scottish losers
I thought only snakes could dislocate their bottom jaws and open their mouths wider than their heads. His mother seems to have the same abillity too.
Not all scotch are twats. Fair enough, they are.
I did indeed catch the tennis ball, as will become apparent in the second quarter
Seen before, but always a favourite.
Murray losing. Best news yet, otherwise we’d be subject to the next few days of nothing else in the news. This way he fades out fast. And how many give a fook about a knocking a ball over a net instead of into one!
So well done Gordon Brown, for once you were a Jonah at just the right time.
Its not like the Morris Dancers ever mention 1966 is it !
a bullet
Crikey I didn’t know England had won the world cup, when was that then? They kept that quiet.
I read on a previous post that Andy Murray was racist towards England. Hmmm! Can a Scot be racist towards England?
I heard the newscaster earlier today on BBC News say Andy Murray had FAILED today. I was sure he had managed to get to the final of the Australian open. Some failure that was then. I guess all the other players trying to get to the final, and didn’t manage it, were failures too.
Did Laura Robson fail too? Poor little mite, just 16 and already called a failure by her own country. How many winning tennis players in the UK do we have? When did the UK last win a grand slam? It’s funny really this country does not support it’s athletes financially, most have to go abroad to train at a very early age, and yet they expect their sportsmen to win everything. It’s never enough to get to the finals, Oh! no, you have to win.
The Government are happy to be photographed with successful sportsmen/women but they won’t lift a finger to help them financially.
Andy and Laura may not have won but they have done more than any of those idiots who have done nothing more than sit and read an auto cue – without it they are useless just ask Fiona Bruce. What have they done to be able to call Andy and Laura FAILURES?
Well done to both Andy and Laura – they are young and their time will come despite what Aljabeeba and other naysayers spout.
Fuck off jock.
“Well done to both Andy and Laura – they are young and their time will come despite what Aljabeeba and other naysayers spout.”
Not if I have anything to do with it.
Listen to you you prick , bet youd piss your pants if you met the guy you just offended from the safety of the internet.
Is he your boyfriend?
John Terry Toweling Nappy Shitter – I would lace him like a boot
Ooh get her!!
Well said – our sportsmen/women do well for us despite the poor support they get from government and especially compared to the support that us sportspeople get.
But your comment ‘can the scots be racist towards England’?
Politically they have proved that they are! C’mon look what gordon and his scots labour pals have done to us!!
What have they got in cotland , that gordon et al has allowed? Free Prescription. Free care for the elederly, generous cancer care and treatment and on and on…..
All of which we don’t have in England!!!!
Don’t worry, I’ll put a stop to that!
*snigger*.
You’ve got my vote Dave.
cotland, the land of the rocking horse.
Plenty of English Racisn towards Scots on this forum.
‘RACISN’ Whats that?
The sports lobby does very very well out of the taxpayers, actually. There will be millions of taxpayers pounds disappearing into the greedy parasites’ wallets between now and the Olympics.
…you forgot to mention free parking at Kirkcaldy station!!
Knob JOCKey
Sausage Jockey
Haggis Jockey.
Scotch Bonnet
Scotch Egg
When Brown was chairing the NI political talks in Belfast last week, they almost collapsed
Then he left and there was suddenly a remarkable in the atmosphere. Indeed, we now seem near agreement – but, desperate for some positive news and for someone to talk to, Jonah’s threatening to come back.
Please please please Gordon , stay away. Give us a chance!
A remarkable what?
Free radical?, get back to me by e-mail on that one, but delete everything on the command “Operation reputation shot”, Met office says this one could blow up to be a force 10 on the Beaufort scale (leave out any Michael Fish gags please).
Perhaps Gordon will follow Andys example and come second at the next election
God forbid!! I hope that the LibDems can become the 2nd Party.
In order to do that Clegg has to up the LibDems Game. At the moment he and they aren’t doing that !!
Trouble is they don’t believe in anything, apart from PR and the EU, and Dave has parked his tanks on their fence now.
The ten questions , currently, and likely to be forever!!!, unanswered by gordon and bliar – Post Chilcott.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article7007052.ecethe
Handbags at dawn at the BBC’s creative department.
Take a look at the picture of the squit of a producer further down the page, and tell me he’s not one of the mafia of gay producers who drive the agendas at the BBC. I hold no brief for Poliakoff who sounds like a pompous oaf who’s just been given a dose of reality, but this reminds me of an episode of ‘Extras’ where Ricky Gervais’ character falls foul of one of these gay bitches, and ends up having to apologise to the little shit to save the show he’s trying to pitch.
http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/article-1247412/BBC-bosses-forced-security-blazing-row-Stephen-Poliakoff-writer-told-scripts-vetted.html
Brown Bull
You see, Andy – it’s all your fking fault!
If you’d just have done the decent, fking, simple thing and beaten the best fking Tennis player who’s ever lived, none of this Anti-Scottish sentiment would have broken out..
Was it too much to ask?
For a Nigel yes, . Never mind you are still the world Champions at getting your girlfriends up the duff and having the baby aborted as well as covering yourselves in fuckwitted tatoos. England Footballers dont ya just love ‘em !
Eh, Guido.. Your CSS looks a little bit kerfcked
Fuck me. Is everyone at the BBC on drugs? They said (about Murray) that he mounted a come back. So let’s remind us of the score again Federer won by 3 sets to 0. I call that a thrashing.
The BBC can’t get anything right can they?
This from the nation that went into exstacy and wild celebrations( medals all around, trips to Number 10) when their Cricket Team, not for the First Time, won a DRAW against Austrailia !!!!!!!!
Since when was a 2 test to 1 victory a draw?
2005: England 2 Aussies 1
2009: England 2 Aussies 1
I’m so pleased the rubber knecked jock twat got stuffed, anyone but a fucking jock.
Oh fuck you must live in Fear as there is no fucking chance of a Nigel winning any major tournament for many many years. Murray will come good eventually as you full well fucking know soft boy !!!!!
You are right there I want the Scots to take up cricket like the Engrish – at the very least they could draw with their opponents!
you have yoy indi, now fuck of out of England
Murray needs to win because he’s as ugly as a Scot can be (well okay excluding Brown and Rab C Nesbitt). There no chance of any James Bond role for him in the future.
Nell,
We don’t have free prescriptions in Scotland. I think that is the plan for the future but with the enormous cut in the budget this year from Whitehall I suspect this is a pipe dream. I think the Welsh may get free prescriptions. I believe our prescriptions have been reduced in price. I wonder how many people pay for their prescriptions. I am afraid I can’t remember the last time I needed a prescription, thankfully, so I don’t even know how much they cost.
As for free care for the elderly. A nice mantra I have to say but I wonder just how many people actually get that free care. Once again I am not sure since my family care for their own and haven’t needed to have that level of care. If the Scottish Government are spending money on their young students, elderly and sick in our society it means that money is not being spent or wasted elsewhere. I can’t argue with that.