Saturday Seven-Up
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You are either in front of Guido, or you’re behind…
In front.
Of us but not of Guido
In front of everybody. I shine the light to help others stop bumping into the walls and to help you escape your cave of ignorance.
But after receiving gormless comments from cretins like you sometimes I wonder why I bother.
Philosophers know shit.
Not just philosophers…
Indeed.
We mustn’t forget coffee tables
why do you?
Why does anybody?
If a philosopher falls over in a forest, does anyone give a shit?
I laughed.
Me.
“If a philosopher falls over in a forest, does anyone give a shit”?
And would we hear it if they did?
A man walking into the woods one day with his dog, meets a bear coming out.
“I’d give it five minutes if I were you”, said the bear.
Are you a member of the Amalgamated Union of Philosophers, Sages, Luminaries and Other Professional Thinking Persons?
I’m a tit man meself.
Did yer see me on’t telly wiv them birds wiv the big tits . . ? . .didya? . . . didya?
Phwooooorrrr!!!
Anyone got a sandwich . . . ? . . pasty . . . ? . . . . . pie . . . ? . . . anything . . . ?
I definitely like it behind!
Suck my cock loony troony.
Racist.
My cock will be more than enough pork you’ll ever need, bitch. And don’t talk with your mouth full.
In my spare time I play for England and Chelsea
I support England and Chelsea
Loasahhhmoneyy!
Gordon Brown
sociapath
http://www.mcafee.cc/Bin/sb.html
OH, your post is a must read.
Very very scary.
Especially with the news that the man is intent on staying on whatever happens.
“Gordon Brown
sociapath
http://www.mcafee.cc/Bin/sb.html
Just too bloody accurate for my liking.
Doom is a stooge, Heath was a stooge, Mr grey was a stooge, Phoney was a stooge and Dave will be the next stooge.
blackmailed and bribed to destoy the west for an evil elite.
Mad – Nah, they have destroyed Britain with great skill and control, they just appear mad if you don’t know their gameplan.
The only ones mad are the ones who think Dave will be any different!
All very well, Guido, but what think ye on this?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1247357/Angry-Gordon-Brown-hit-aide-yanked-secretary-chair.html#ixzz0e8o1kcUE
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2010/jan/31/ed-miliband-climate-change-scepticism
Oh and `Dave` (Goldspliff and Rottenchilds NWO stooge) also backs this totalitarian bullshit that is designed to send us back to the dark ages, tax everyone to death and impliment a 85% cull of the population while making the bankers super rich untouchable dictators!
Not quite the marxism the Labour party had planned eh, much more like fascism.
What ever happened to the Labour party, defenders of the poor against the elite manipulators?
People who vote Labour and Tory would lie in their own shit if the BBC told them to!
EMILY for PM
EMILY for PM
EMILY for PM
Does anyone know how to mount a campaign?
So what sort of goat are you rogering now?
Not by the hair on youir chinny chin chin , Billy
Flintoff
Is he a hooning tax exile?
Why the hoon is in Dubai?
He can’t play Indian League why is he there???
This democracy thing that Blair says it is worth killing at least 100, 000 innocents for. how come it fines you £60 for blowing your nose in a stationary vehicle?
I’m beside you all the way.
It’s my turn to be on top.
We’re beside ourselves.
For all your civil liberties to be removed and several trillion pounds pissed down the drain and plenty of green taxes – vote ZaNuLabour.
We can fix it so you go for free!
Your medication isn’t working, that’ll be another £150.00. Now fuck off you dumb socialist simpleton.
It’s worse than I thought. It’s probably better if you just shoot yourself.
Eh, Jock, as an Englishman, why do I never get the chance to vote for Scottish independence?..
31 years of the Barnett formula – “Spending on the basis of need, rather than ability to pay” (according to Cyclops in #10) – and now, 31 years later, everything is wonderful, nothing could be any better, and all problems have been solved.
Err, no. They haven’t.
Here’s an idea, how about, “Cutting your cloth” / “You get what you pay for” / “If you can’t afford it, you can’t have it”?
Like, say, it is for most in England.
Hows the rust problem on the firth of forth bridge and will you be needing the English to foot the 2.5 billion quid bill because
a) you didn’t look after the last one, its only 40 years old.
b) you got rid of tolls on it that would have paid a large percentage of the replacement costs.
So the potless Scottish Independent party intends to move from sucking the tit of the English taxpayer to sucking the tit of the EU.
Suck as hard as you like you will not get a drop from those corrupt bastards. Au contrare, the EU will take you for everything you haven’t got.
And then you will come crawling back to us.
You will only become independent when you and your fellow Scots grow up.
And considering the dwindling band of taxpayers you have and the inherent sectarian violence and number of turncoats and work shy wastrels the country contains I judge the Scottish nation will not be grown up enough to be independent for another oh, let’s say fifty to a hundred years.
Thanks to Broon and Blur the UK is one of the largest contributors to the EU. So as most of the UK’s population is in England it will mean the Scots will still be sucking on the English tit for a long time to come. Its a great headline grabbing political move getting rid of the toll on the firth of forth bridge but at great cost to the uk tax payer. 24 Million vehicles cross the bridge each year, at a average cost 120 million revenue each year.The people of Hull, Cardiff/Bristol, Dartford have to pay for their bridges, the tunnels in Jarrow and Mersey have to pay and people in the Midlands have pay for the M6 Toll road. Broon and darling live with in a few miles of the Firth of Fourth bridge, funny that! and you wonder why the English are sick and tired of the Scots whinging about independence, it only became a country in 985 A D and spent most of that time conspiring against the English. So fix your own bridge and then do what everyone else does , put a toll on it.
And let us not forget that the reason this country is still in recession and everybody else is out of recession is because the English Taxpayer is underpinning everybody elses’ economies: we underpin the EU, the American economy, the Scottish economy, the Welsh economy, the Afghan economy etc etc etc.
Gobalisation has proved to be against the English national interest.
RSB in the shite so UK tax payer bails it out because it was run really badly. This put LLoyd’s up shit creak and so they have to get rid of the staff at Cheltenham and Gloucester because don’t want to loose any valuable voters in Scotland. Still in the shite RBS then loan a few billion to Kraft to buy Cadbury’s , that way RSB ‘s balance sheets look a bit better for their boss, the UK tax payer but sod the 6500 people who will loose their jobs at Cadbury’s.
Well we’d like to ‘cut/ paste’ from Scotland but we won’t bother to do the paste bit!
and what the fuck are battered mars bars all about it just proves my point you represent a nation full of pissed up crack head living in the past – PARASITE
Parasite sounds like Paris eeeeeerrrrrrrr I got it but then you have the advantage your humour is at a much lower level – pre school. Have you ever said anything constructive on this site or just what’s between your ear-holes – BOLLOCKS – or are you so pissed up on meths that you have no idea what planet you’re on.
NO, just pour yourself another bells, fill your syringe and lie back on your piss stained mattress and reflect on life and how shite it is for you, a waste of a good POST
What do we all need to cheer ourselves up on a Saturday, apart from some buckfast and a blow job? Oh I know, Militwat practicing his glottal stops on You Tube.
Millibland..
Milibanana – desperately trying to encourage bumfluff on his upper lip so he doesn’t look perpetually as if he should be back in his short trousers. Twit.
He looks like he’s been airbriushed in – like one of my son’s computer games.
Perhaps he has.
Sounds like Mr Bean, looks like Mr Bean, made as much sense as Mr Bean.
See
http://www.amazing-planet.net/slike/sidekick/beanteddy.jpg
Grande Theft Auto?
militwit – I hadn’t realised he was such a monotonous boring speaker.
David Miliband?Milliband? is one of the Labour drones who has risen without trace.Why are dreary prats like him in authority?
Conservatives (to my sorrow and in my constituency) are playing Blankety Blank as well.
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/goldlist/2010/01/matt-hancock-george-osbornes-chief-of-staff-selected-for-suffolk-west.html#comment-6a00d83451b31c69e2012877356c54970c
I despair.
Susie is one of Mandy’s girlfriends.Susie Q. as a Labour Cabinet.
No. I am afraid you are very wrong.
I would vote for ANYBODY who will get rid of this disastrous government. But I will not vote for more of the same, whatever the colour of their rosette.
Last week — a married couples’ allowance, this week — maybe not a married couples’ allowance. Last week — we’ll cut public spending to tackle the deficit, this week — maybe we won’t cut it very much etc. etc. Cameron needs to be told he needs to wear crampons and carry a map if he’s got a prayer of winning this election, not swan around in flip flops as if he were in an election for Head of House at Eton — for God’s sake, man, get a grip!
Miliband’s failed Labour government cannot supply a decent education to English students, how exactly do they intend to supply it to Afghan pupils.
What a load of bullshit. Isn’t it.
Super new boardgames
Now in stock
Deluedo – Someone has murdered 150,000 Iraqis. Was it Miss John Scarlett, the Spy? Professor Plum, the schools secretary? Maybe it was Colonel Goldsmith, threatened in the library with a lead pipe? Or Reverend Blair, on the comfy sofa, with the cabinet?
Battleshits. – Classic game of sinking your opponents manufacturing industry.
Made in China.
“G-20.”
” You sunk my balance-sheet!”
Pass the Pigs. – The hilarious game of MPs expenses. Claim as much from the trough before the public gets wise. Deluxe version features pewter hand painted character pigs. -David Chaytor,-Geoff Hoon–Jacqui Smith–Elliott Morley–Alistair Darling and the lovable Douglas Hogg
Snakes and Leaders – Climb the political ladder, but beware of snakes bringing you down. Don’t hit the long McBride one that sends you right to the bottom.
Crappy Families – Install your relatives into the most imaginative positions possible. Special Advisor, Accountant, Secretary, Web Designer, Press Officer, Twitterer, Party Blogger or Personal Assistant. And all at the tax-payers expense. Fun and employment for the whole family.
Top Chumps – Peter Mandelson’s Top Chumps A mixed pack of politicians, union leaders, journalists,commentators and broadcasters. Features characters from the hit Kids TV show “The daily politics..”
Pick from six categories.
Charm, Attractiveness, Competence, Honesty, Ability, Insanity.
More games in the comments at http://cityunslicker.blogspot.com/
Super new boardgames
Now in stock
Deluedo – Someone has murdered 150,000 Iraqis. Was it Miss John Scarlett, the Spy? Professor Plum, the schools secretary? Maybe it was Colonel Goldsmith, threatened in the library with a lead pipe? Or Reverend Blair, on the comfy sofa. With the cabinet?
Battleshits. – Classic game of sinking your opponents manufacturing economy.
Made in China.
“G-20.”
” You sunk my balance-sheet!”
Pass the Pigs. – The hilarious game of MPs expenses. Claim as much from the trough before the public gets wise. Deluxe version features pewter hand painted character pigs. -David Chaytor,-Geoff Hoon–Jacqui Smith–Elliott Morley–Alistair Darling and the lovable Douglas Hogg
Snakes and Leaders – Climb the political ladder, but beware of snakes bringing you down. Don’t hit the long McBride one that sends you right to the bottom.
Crappy Families – Install your relatives into the most imaginative positions possible. Special Advisor, Accountant, Secretary, Web Designer, Press Officer, Twitterer, Party Blogger or Personal Assistant. And all at the tax-payers expense. Fun and employment for the whole family.
Top Chumps – Peter Mandelson’s Top Chumps A mixed pack of politicians, union leaders, journalists,commentators and broadcasters. Features characters from the hit Kids TV show “The daily politics..”
Pick from six categories.
Charm, Attractiveness, Competence, Honesty, Ability, Insanity.
More games in the comments here
*laugh* My ribs have been tickled..
Go for Broke – The aim of the game is to get rid of all the government funds before the election. Played online by all world leaders. Current champion G.Brown.
I like playing Party Poker. Oooo…
If the Tories win the general election, will George Osborne write Gordon “a fucking thank-you letter” when he takes over at the Treasury?
He should, you know.
He has already composed said letter!
The thank you bit was missing however.
Enjoyed that Bill
what abour “house trap” crank the wheel , watch the ball bearing , up pops the second home expenses , get booted by fawkes , over to leg and its “house trap”
or “operation” take the tweezers , make patients wait on ambulance trolleys , A&E performing within 5 star ward settings .
and not forgettting “state monopoly” chose either the metal cast icons of “the CCTV camera” , “bust of stalin” , “clunking fist” or “marxist banker” , throw the dice , move around the board , pay tax on every square until you cannot own anything , if you land on community cheque recieve handout , go to jail/gulag if you disagree .winner of state monoply is declared when hotels on mayfair become dosshouses and drug rehab centres.
Category : Largest cock
Harriet Harman narrowly beat Margaret Beckett
Brown chumps everybody with 100% fuckwittery
I am honoured CW. Praise from Caesar – Well his missus anyway.
State monopoly is worth patenting.
Have you tried RBS monopoly from 2008? Everyone gets no money at the start and the bank won’t approve any mortgages. You have to get a HIPS before you can buy a house. Never really caught on.
Then there was one similar to House Trap. MouthTrap.
Each player throws the dice and moves around the board. They have to construct the most outlandish and unlikely reasons for taking the country to war. Once the diabolical excuse is constructed from all sorts of odd bits of internet gossip, false inteligence, rumour, oil contract promises and the like, the players have to pretend they never said any such thing and try and MOVE ON to the next game.
I think mouth trap was a TV show hosted by Mr Robinson in the 80s all though then it was the called , call my bluff .Blair is extremely good at it .
I didn’t watch Tony B Liar’s appearance at the Whitewash Inquiry. Does anyone know if he used his favourite phrase “What is important is”? As in, “I don’t want to answer your question, so I’ll just obfuscate by saying ‘What is important is, is what is important is.’”
Many many times
I thoroughly rehearsed every aspect of my appearance at the Chilcot enquiry. What more obvious sign do you need of an innocent man with nothing to hide?
My appearance was to solely to promote the truth that the world is a much safer place thanks to our attacks on Iraq and Afghanistan, as all the evidence shows; that we are less of a target for terrorism now than ever we were before; and that the hundreds of thousands of innocent men, women and children who have died or been maimed as a result of our actions are grateful for what we’ve done for them.
He was well away on his next project which is to wage war on Iran. As a ‘religious’ man he wasn’t satisfied with the 100,000 Iraqi dead plus our lads and the American lads. He wants to repeat the exercise all over again!!!
As he said , he has no regrets!!!
The more he says these things the more money he earns.
If Cameron wins I think he should put a windfall tax on Blair and his cronies.
Question is who’s he earning it from?
I can’t help feeling that companies that make bombs and bullets are paying him loads for his “let’s bomb everybody to hell’” beliefs that he’s making so public!!!
You know, I just don’t think we’ve screwed the TaxPayer over enough yet…
I think there’s of plenty scope for pissing away endless more £millions£ on pointless enquiries, like this, which deliver absolutely no new information, verdict or conclusion of which the average man in the street wasn’t already already aware.
And if even if – shock horror – in the final analysis that Blair is closer to being a war criminal than not… What’s going to come of this conclusion?
Nothing.
Lots more of these, then, please. It’s not like we’re short of money, is it?
Please, let’s have some more time and money wasted by MPs on the MPs’ expense fiasco, so that MPs can try and place their expense fiddling in the best possible light… Then not punish them at all when they are found to be as guilty as hell.
ITYM ‘Inquiries’, an ‘enquiry’ is a question or query.
And of course the timeless phrase that he has made his very own – “Look can I just say…….”
He kept droning on about 9/11, Iran and “Calculus of risk”.
What the fuck has 9/11 got to do with invading Iraq when the perpetrators
were Saudis?
And why hasn’t the media reported AT ALL the contents of the memo Blair sent Bush via his foreign affairs advisor in March 2001 — a full 6 months before 9/11 — advocating regime change for Iraq.
The secret memo was released 10 minutes before Blair started his Chilcott evidence and starkly contradicted most of it… Blair lied again, Blair gets away with it again and nobody points this out.
Keep pointing it out Susie!
What I want to know is what the hell is “binary distinction”.
The choice you get when a UK government is elected: Labour or Conservative. It contrasts with the sort of complexity you have to deal with when deciding what sort of breakfast cereal to buy, or which website to read next.
Black or white, in a world with 64 million million colours.
Caroline Flint, Harriet Harman, Margaret Beckett:
Shag Marry Kill?
I’d swap Harman with Flint.
You dirty little shit.
Snog marry avoid
And who wants to ban the licence fee? Money well spent…
You can get all the hardcore porn you want on the internet for free.
Why would anyone pay £142.50 a year to a bunch of anti-british marxist scum to produce softcore rubbish like this.
This isn’t porn, it’s a cockumentary.
Eugh
Its way too soft for me and the missus. We like to cuddle up on the sofa with some real hardcore shit. Jacqui likes to see these young Tory boys taking it up the dumb trumpet and begging for mercy.
AVOID ARGHHH.
Why pay when xhamster.com is free, just a thought.
Explains why I never go to lap dancing clubs
I would pay those sluts to go away
Those tarts don’t know what they’re missing Beast.
When you’re so detached from reality, you can start to get strange ideas about your own importance, value and worth.
No, not that blonde slapper… The BBC!
Blonde?
Gordon Brown has bought up the entire UK holdings of corrugated roofing sheets. He claims it’s for Haiti but we know better. He needs it for the Downing Street Bunker.
I’m happy to test the structure out… See him buried alive.. Who’s with me?
(in translation)
Stupid ***!
We’ll hang him from the highest crane when we catch him.
That will please many.
Also give a message pour encourager les autres
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/iraq/article7009478.ece
dear old tone’s getting hammered for his warmongering views on Iran .
How somebody like him, professing strong religious beliefs can keep wanting to bomb other sovereign nations is beyond my ken.
But since all this warmongering seems to be a labour philosophy lets hope we don’t get a labour government next time round – otherwise, according to tone we’re likely to find ourselves fighting in Iran sooner rather than later!!
We shall have to see what the Brownadder has to say on the matter of Iran. he won’t say anything about Iraq.
Strong religeous beliefs like say George W Bush Baptist? /Christian, Tony Blair Catholic/ Christian, Osam BinLaden err..
Lose religeon eh?
Exactly – what’s the difference between tone and members of AlkyAda.
They all disregard the law and use ‘religion’ to excuse their warmongering excesses.
Wow, that brain really is racing. You are an amazing human being.
we’re right by your side Guido taking up the sword of truth.
Who’s sword and who’s truth?? That’s the issue!
I just hope it’s not brown’s or bliars’s because they are both tainted!!
Somebody later tonight will be taken up by my pork sword of truth nell, that’s for sure.
Pork sword?
Oooohhhhhh – can’t wait
The fat yank left wing c*nt is chatting wank again.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/theguardian/2010/jan/30/michael-moore-capitalism-a-love-story
I’d love to pour salt on that fucking slug!
Jo Brand’s fat, ugly sister.
http://www.spiked-online.com/index.php/site/article/7976/
will straw – the next leader of the labour party – I Hope!
(in translation)
The prick is going to pay us money for laying off.
Gives us more time to plan and re-equip, – and the dosh to do it.
Mr S. Bellyscone, an Iti mate of Bliar says:
(in translation)
Our bruvs in Sicily have had that scam going for years – kno wot oi mean?
Active to-day aren’t we? Speed does screw your brain.
Hogmanay in Troon?
Why did no one at the ‘Chillcot inquiry’ ask Blair,that if his belief was so strong as to the danger Iraq presented to the UK,would Blair have committed Britain to invade Iraq unilaterally, had the USA demanded stronger UN resolutions instead of us?
Blair has a lot in common with Mussolini.
Worships the Vatican and hitches his wagon to a greater military power to achieve his aims.
New Labour = Nuovo Ordine.
C.mon now he did say that 90% of the assets used in Kosovo were American and he had to talk very hard to convince Pres. Clinton to commit forces and that it was the “right thing to do”(now we know where Gordon got the phrase from). I hear you ask what the fuck has that got to do with Iraq other than to sidetrack the panel and waste time ?
As indeed Sir John did but in a much politer turn of phrase but he was a novice really against “the master” Blair
I think Tone did awfully well.
I’m sure a lot of other people think so too.
He is still counting the cash from selling both his Grandmas.
For a religious man, he really has an uncommon love of the filthy lucre.
Or is that the false god of the slot gobbed one? She really is a most despicable creature. Highly Intelligent, and yet vacuous at the same time.
Proper job. Real smooth operator.
FFS
At least Blair did what he thought was right. And Mostly it was RIGHT.
Brown just dithers and the moment passes by.
While Cameron flip flops on what is right on an hourly basis.
Blair like Thatcher put their country first and of course their country protested.
Following on the heels of the YouGov poll to-day for Telegraph which puts Cons only 7 points ahead of Labour another YouGov poll for tomorrow’s People puts Cons at 9 points lead over Labour. – definite “Hung Parliament” territory. Not looking too good for “Call me Dave” & Co. If he can’t sustain and build on lead when this is the most unpopular PM and Government then he’s truly fucked along with the country
A few more polls like this and McBust could just screw his courage up and go in March as has been suggested by some pollsters
http://ukpollingreport.co.uk/blog/
This is the crux. BROWN is Dire but Cameron is is only slightly less Dire.
Surely there is a real leader out there somewhere?
It certainly isn’t a comforting thought having Mr Flip Flop and his sidekick George as the dynamic duo. Still ANYTHING is better than Brown. And I mean anything!
Even me?
Even you!
To be honest with you, I haven’t got a clue what I stand for …….
I’m sure a lot of other people think so too.
According to bliar yesterday at Chilcott gordon must stand for a new war with Ir+++n asap.
According to gordon, as of Thursday, he’s going to get tough with the Northern Ireland poiticians on Friday afternoon if they don’t come to an agreement.
Hang on a minute! This is Saturday night! ….Has gordon done anything about NI’s inability to agree????
Nope! he’s hiding in his bunker and not likely to come out any time soon!!!
As for a war with Ir+++n??…………..gordon over to you????…………………
There will be no invasion of Iran nell because the outcome of the General Election will be a hung parliament and therefore the main party in a coalition government will not by definition have a mandate and will therefore be unable to take the country to war.
Utter bollocks, as per usual tat. Back to the secure unit it is for you then.
Who is this tat that you are so afraid of? Why does he scare you so?
Regardless of your paranoia you will have to make stronger arguments than you currently offer.
Actually, don’t bother, it will make no difference to the outcome of the next election.
Looks like this tat person you talk of has completely outmanoevered all of the parties.
What a fucking genius that guy must be.
If there is a hung parliament with all its attendant wranglings, the one they will agree on is … to go to war!
Francis, no party in a coalition government will have the mandate necessary to take the country to war.
You are very dim. Perhaps politics is beyond you. Try knitting instead.
Fuck off tat, you know shit to fuck all about politics.
and you do, a confused little boy living with his parents masturbating over pictures of lingerie in your mom’s clothing catalogue, do you rifle your moms dirty laundry basket for a fresh pair to sniff whilst rubbing away like there’s no tomorrow )!(
Someone’s evidently got first-hand experience of this!
Also an intersting insight into the lowly background of the writer: in our house the laundry was whisked away everyday at 7am, to return as if by magic, straight into the linen cupboad. No opportunities for sniffing there, I’m afraid. My masturbation fantasies had more to do with healthy, vigorous young vaginas offered freely to me in haylofts.
Maybe if you stop copying other posters views and comments and thought up some original stuff you might have a mind of your own.
But you probably are incapable of original thought.
Climate chief was told of false glacier claims before Copenhagen
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article7009081.ece
My glacier claims were always necessary and solely for the peformance of my duty as a climate scientist
Climate Chief – Ah! you mean Mr Pachauri the illustrious climate change scientist who is Head of the UN’s IPCC?!
Hang on a minute! – he has finally had to admit that he isn’t a scientist at all – he is a Railway Engineer!!!!
Question is why did the UN employ him, at great expense, (ie our expense) to head up the IPCC??
Contacts!
Besides all the Climate Scientists are due a big bonus soon. They work in very dangerous enviroments. Just like the deskies at MoD, and of course UKBA.
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Pachauris-IPCC-didnt-research-Amazon-climate-change-Report/articleshow/5502549.cms
First we had the UEA East Anglia Scientists suppressing real data because it disproved their fantasies.
Then we had climategate, then we had glaciargate and now we have amazongate.
Do no scientists want to properly research and tell the truth anymore??!!
Of course not!! They just want to draw large salaries for telling lies that government’s want to hear and at the same time enjoy five star hotel luxury (at our expense) when attending world conferences at which they spout lies and rubbish!!!
And yet the politicians and the BBC still treat AGW as gospel. Are they fools, or have I just answered my own question?
You missed off Saharagate…
The research grants only go to the faithful and are dependent on expressing opinions and results which support the “consensus view”.
There is no funding for any research which might produce results contrary to the consensus view. That in itself should be sufficient to cast extreme doubt on the IPCC. All the scientists on the IPCC know that their pronouncements would not stand for one second if they were thoroughly tested by scientific investigation.
Railway Engineer! Eminently qualified I’d say
Well versed in 19th century technology, repackaged as rocket science!
First privately funded, by shareholder subscription, absorbing cash from the public, then nationalised, absorbing cash from the public purse.
Then privatised, by shareholder subscription, absorbing cash yet more cash from the public, then nationalised again to form Network Rail
Nell-I think he ought to stick to cricket!!
Just because everything is free in Scotchland.
The quicker Scotland gets full control of its own destiny within the EU the better.
Hadrians Wall renovated, and a fully effective Tartan Firewall will do nicely.
You scotch are always moaning and carping. Just give us a chance to work out the divorce details and the English will be delighted to jettison the whole subsidy that we have had to endure for so long. Pity that the Yanks have stopped buying stuff from you. There is always Libya, I guess.
It will clear out the tired old farts choking GP surgeries. Often there for a bit of a social gathering, but mainly because it is completely free, and they are obsessed by their bowels.
Your marxist god is dead. Get over it. 20 years of Tory rule to follow. Enjoy.
S-KRAAAAWWKK!!! (flutter) STAZIRAUS!! FREIHEITS!! (ping)
Space Cadet. You really are a Cosmic Twinky aren’t you?
SKRUUUURRKKH!!! (flutter) EEEEZANUTJOB!!
The Tories will win but only by a handful of seats which means both Gordon Brown and David Cameron will lose their jobs.
You can’t always get what you want but sometimes you can.
Happy days!
Sweet wet dreams retard.
Angus Reid Poll
CON 40% (40)
LAB 24% (24)
LD 19% (20)
Also you’re suggesting that a good proportion of the electorate are cretinous enough to vote for another 5 years of Gordon Brown. In Scotchland maybe, but not in marginal seat England.
I am presenting the facts.
There is no popular support for the Tories.
Probably because the party is stuffed full of dopey c’unts like you.
Isn’t it.
Ps. your narrative is not credible. Please try to make it more believable.
Conservative computer programme:
Oh, and your numbers only add up to 84% of the electorate.
Again that proves my point that there is no popular support in the country for a Conservative government.
Thank you for helping to prove my point.
Yeah, let’s see how believable it gets if and when bottler Brown calls an early election based on the polling figures you quote, shall we tosspot? I’m not holding my breath.
Well, I’m waiting………
To Mr A Parliament-is-now-inevitable Hung
直到天投票变得强制，总和少于100%是完全地正常的
That may me so but it is still possble to win the election, labour did not have popular support at the last election either
Fucked up programme, you are behing the curve, you quoted the poll figures not me, get with the fucking programme, the memory programme!
40% are pro-Tory?
Fucking useless, pitiful numbers, just not good enough mate.
GrobJ, fuck off to China if you like it so much. This is an English speaking site. If you do not want to converse in the master language then fuck off.
Mr Plum, again you prove my point. The party mandate is decreasing, not increasing. People have seen through the party bullshit.
Thanks for re-inforcing my argument.
“If tat says it’s OK to call an election, then that’s OK with me. The figures are looking good, let’s go.”
Gordon Brown.
You are obsessed with this tat character.
I suppose it fills a void because you lack your own personality.
Character substitution transference.
Isn’t it.
“If tat says it’s OK to call an election, then that’s OK with me. The figures are looking good, let’s go.”
Gordon Brown.
Enter the very lovely Dan Hannon — the true and rightful King over the Water.
Dan Hannon is one of those round headed little toys frustrated old Tory biddies like to pleasure themselves with. If only he came supplied with everlasting batteries, instead of the wind up mechanism of his thrusting profile.
If only he came up with a full head of hair!
“King over the Water.”
More like the cake in the urinal.
Gordon Brown: I will go on and on
GORDON BROWN is making secret plans to stay on as Labour leader after the general election even if his party is defeated.
The prime minister has told close colleagues that he will refuse to quit unless the Conservatives win a significant majority. ”
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article7009745.ece
by Me January 30th, 2010 at 9:53 pm PB.Com
I see no icebergs!
…….as the ship goes down accompanied by the dulcet tones of Miss Celine Dion
We seem to be ruled by untouchable people that can do as they please, if they are caught out fiddling and lying or fail to get elected they just keep coming back in a different guise. We do not have any rules or anybody in authority with any power to challenge them.
Scary.
Gordon Brown PM, June, 2010 = Civil War.
David Cameron PM, June 2010 = Civil War.
Balls, Harman, Milliband as potential political leaders? A Tory government ousted for taking the necessary tough decisions that Brown was too much of a coward to do?
Enough is enough. If this really is our future then I will ensure my family will leave this country. There will be no future here for my children. Finished. Kaput. Fuck it.
note caveat : unless labour suffers massive deafeat ! I enjoyed the take on him paving the way for Ed Balls to become leader just as Ed milliband ups his green clarion call , for deniers with a surprisingly lite rebuttal CW almost fell out off the chair “the himalayan glaciers are melting ” yes Ed but can you tell us the cause and if its any more than useual ??
Mr President. As you are aware, Special Agent nell was unmasked yesterday by those commie bastards running the show over in the UK. But thankfully the Limeys haven’t cottoned on to Special Agent tat, who has gone deep, deep undercover in an attempt to destabilise the regime calling the shots over there.
He may be a son of a bitch, but he’s our son of a bitch.
Shit! Tat said he was working for us the dirt double-crossing bastard, we need a hung parliament to carry on providing convenient tax havens for the Limeys we want our Vat back now so we can carry on charging our islanders half council tax compared to mainland Britain!
Dad says William Hague is as gay as a may pole
After fifteen pints at the first drop, William didn’t care where he poled May .
Fucked up programme, you seem obsessed with this tat fellow, are you gay?
And you will have to learn English before you talk about politics.
Please come back when you have achieved the former.
You really are fucking shit at this under cover business aren’t you tat? I’d stick to rimming the arses of tramps if I were you.
“rimming the arses of tramps”
Well, you seem to be enjoying it.
“Get a decent fucking monicker to start with…”
What like, “Get a decent fucking monicker to start with…?”
What a fucking knob jockey….you must be the tramp.
If i’m the knob jockey, you must be my mount.
No, you’re confused, you’re the tramp waiting in the queue to get his arse rimmed by tat……OK?
Now toddle along, I hope you haven’t wiped your crack for a while, tat loves ‘em crusty.
After tat, you’re next. Word has it you like seconds.
Get with the programme is possibly the most shit pseudonym ever.
Get a life FFS. Yoy seem to be stuck in the 1980′s, only a c’unt like Bill Gates would say get with the programme you retard.
And go see a psychiatrist about your compulsive disorder of referriing to this guy tat all the time.
You fucking weirdo.
Ooh ‘ello……
Fuck off tat you ignorant Huhne. Do you seriously believe you can hide behind such a ridiculous mong name, you dumb fuck? The fact is you’re wrong, and I’m right. The Tories will get in with a comfortable majority, and I just hope you will turn up on here on election night so I can kick the shit out of you. Suck on that creepo.
I don’t know who this tat guy you keep going on about but you should really see your GP and get him to refer you to a psychiatrist.
You are not all there.
You are suffering from paranoia and obsessive compulsive disorder.
Hope you get better soon.
Look punk, I’ve called you whoever the fuck you are; just get your skanky arse down here on May 6th and make my fucking day.
Get well soon loony.
That pesky Global Warming again. Cover up your Glaciers. Tax the Volcanoes. Paint your house white, and submit another 5% tax to help pay for the unfunded Golden Pensions of the paper shufflers.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8489123.stm
A Google earth searches team that fines people for allowing birdshit or moss on the white roof of the extension. Whole new revenue stream created. Which pays for the Google earth roofwatch team.
In one stroke , employment for the useless, taxes to pay for them and an end to global warning by painting all the roof tops in Europe white.
This is a socialists wet dream. Employment,taxes and ecology. Lib Dems will love it as the bigger the house, the more white roof, the more likelihood of getting a fine.
Tories won’t touch it.
Green Dave might though.
The next Conservative government will hit the ground running. George Osborne’s emergency budget will,
1. Cut all public sector budgets by 20%.
2. Cut all public sector wages by 20%.
3. Cut all politician’s wages by 50%.
4. Impose income tax of 99% on all equality and diversity employees.
5. Expense claims for ALL taxpayer funded employees to be examined by the Inland Revenue under the same criteria used for everyone.
6. All benefits cut by 20%.
7. BBC Board of governers abolished and replaced by HYS unmoderated poll. Licence fee cancelled. Advertising industry called in to maximise revenue replacement.
8. Public sector bonus’s abolished for all admin staff.
9. The debt incurred from the bank bailout transferred to all board members and asset seizure enacted immediately.
10. A one off Gordon Brown windfall tax applied to all flipping MP’s.
Go to mail on suday
Andrew Rawnsley is writing a book to be published 1st March in which it is alleged
Brown Hit/pushed aide
Pulled secretary from her seat as she was not typing quick enough
scolded aides, whilst in a state of undress, when his machinations to meet Barry O failed
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1247357/Angry-Gordon-Brown-hit-aide-yanked-secretary-chair.html
No one is surprised by this. This vile little Scottish homosexual mong has always had a violent side, we know about his habit of phone throwing, printer throwing , but anyone want to guess which bunch of state funded wankers won’t be reporting this story tomorrow?
“The aides are said to have found him in his room, semi-clad and in a state of extreme agitation. They were then allegedly subjected to a stream of obscenities as he blamed them for the public-relations fiasco….”
EEEEEEuuuuuuuwwwwwww….
Seen this already. It was all in German but I got the gist. Chap playing Brown had him down to to a T.
Film was called Downfall I believe.
Hugo McChavez!
Like the cocksucker Rawnsley hasn’t got a book to sell. “My contacts tell me”. “Sources within government say”. “I have it on authority”.
If he was so fucking clever, he wouldn’t be relying on the kick the bastard when he’s down bandwagon. Where’s he been for the last 13 years?
Up Brown’s arse, the c’unt.
I liked the aid that was thrown out of the chair , still eh another timed for the ruins election run , cant wait.
Take a look at that clip up at #16 posted by 45 minute comic relief.
Labour’s dauphin, age 44 going on 12, lined up to replace our nuttier-than-squirrel-droppings emperor/PM.
And, on the other side, ideologically separated by less than a hair’s breadth, the Tories’ Invisible Man.
If they pinned a red rosette on Mr Blobby’s bum and a blue one on his crotch and put him forward for election instead, is there just a teeny, weeny chance that somebody, somewhere might finally get the joke?
Hit a senior aide who got in the way as he rushed to a reception at No10.
Physically pulled a secretary out of her chair as he dictated a memo to her.
Hurled foul-mouthed abuse at two aides in his hotel room in America in a state of semi-undress after reports that he had been snubbed by President Obama.
All confirms what this Mr Fawkes and his co conspirators have been reporting for quite some time now.
The country is run by a Scottish Marxist loon who should be sectioned and restrained in secure accommodation. Instead, when not chucking phones at people he’s throwing trillions of our money at failed banks (all now downgraded by Standard & Poors to Portuguese level).
“Hilly” made a funny to “Milly”.
“Milly” was waxing lyrical about his “grace and favour” pad with 150 bedrooms at Chevening. “You must come and stay” he sighed to “Hilly”. “Sure thing,” sighed back “Hilly” ” but,” she said with a mischievious glint to r eye, “you’d better make it BEFORE 6 May!”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1247391/When-Hilly-snubbed-Milly-Mrs-Clinton-writes-Labour-poll-hopes-better-May-6-jibe.html
And it gets worse:
” …of the 2.24m jobs created in Britain under new Labour until 2007, fewer than 1m were true private sector jobs, while 1.27m were in this wider public sector”
http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/economics/article7009695.ece
Andy Marr will not be discussing the John Terry revelations.I wonder why?
Guido :surprised you havent made any comment on Hank Paulsons remarks on freddie mac and fannie mae bond sell off that sent market tumbling.funny that how execs from these two companies rushed to Obamas election .
The ruin is to go on and on , Ed milliband to tell climate change sceptics they are bonkers , Ben bradshaw blows 700k/yr on press office spin advisors , Audit commision spends 60k (very sith) on report to help local councils beat the tories. David Cameron does think there is a green policy for the conservatives to take up (so does CW) .
darling say the Uk is on the road to recovery but refuses to give the likely co ordinates of the destination , CW has punched in the likely cordinates on “debt nav” and arrives at cliff top under darling ideas . interesting to note john redwood thinks that QE is little more than a cushion rather than remedy , falsey covering the problems !. Then goes on to say tory plans would be disatrous , Cw thinks if that is the best explanation of labour s ecnomic theory , the treasury must be on sedatives but hoping the public wont notice .
The bank situation continues to tax CW , home market small business lending is still not good , some of toxic liability may improve , but is intrigued by the bank split argument in that some people must now realise , pan global banking has problems , in that Uk banks have now underwrtten bad investments in other countries on a scale that jeopardies the safe countires assets . In the USAs case they managed to make home investments high risk compared to the obvious effects of the mounting debt . Casinos are exciting places where its rigged (by probebilty) that most people will lose money , so why run casino banks where it is rigged (by runis regualtary incompetnce) where the tax payer loses money ? The insurance of these risks is perhaps even more of a troubling market , when too many banks are taking on too many high/bad risks . Darling still does not seem to have any case that his position is sound or why it will deliver what he says it will .
The BBC are wetting their knickers about Andy Murray – he is the distilled part of the Scottish personality that is very hard to like
The British Broadcasting Corporation need a United Kingdom of Great Britain & Northen Ireland.
That’s why they support jocks like Gordon Brown, Andrew Marr, Andrew Neil and Andrew Murray.
The English Broadcasting Corporation just doesn’t hve the same ring about it and with an independent Scotland I would have to repaint the tailfins of all my planes, yet again.
Murray (another jock mong) just got thrashed. Tee hee.
On behalf of Guido I have telephoned Andy Murray to wish him the very best of luck in the Australian Open tennis finals.
I have every confidence that he will win the title.
God bless you all
If BOTH Gordon Brown and Alex Salmond wish Andy Murray good luck, does that mean he will just lose, or lose so badly he dies from embarrasment?
Brown will go “on and on”
He is like a dose of the shits, a combination of jalfrezi, muesli and extra large jaffas.
You think there can be nothing left inside, when suddenly it comes over you with another half a pint of pan splatter
oohh lovely, I’ll be right over there with a spoon.
Prime Minister Gordon Brown told BBC 5 live it would be “great news” if Murray were to triumph.
“He’s a great tennis player and a great guy,”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/tennis/8485282.stm
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah
How come the crowd are supporting Federer and not gordon’s “great tennis player and a great guy
I have been misquoted.
What I actually said was
Prime Minister Gordon Brown told Daily Politics it would be “great news” if David Cameron were to triumph in th eGeneral Election
“He’s a great politician and a great guy,” he added.
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Luciana Berger Labour’s new candiate for Liverpool Wavertree FAILS to know who Bill Shankly is
She will go far in Labour
She also allegedly doesn’t like Football very nuch either although she knows that they play it with a spherical Ball and use a round bat AND she is looking forward to visiting “Old Trafford” very soon !!
Why does Andy murray always take his mum with him?
So she can wipe his tears away and give him a big hug
because that nasty Federer kicked his arse !
You can piss off back to the village along with the women and children, We will fight this battle without cowards like yourself. In football terms you would support Man United. Come on Andy Murray !
Another useless jock c*nt !
Scotland could be given a bye straight into the World Cup final to be held at Hampden Park, be gifted a 5 goal lead up front by the Faroe Isle part timers, and still lose.
Thats What they would like !
only chance they’ll ever get of being in the finals !
Big old cuddly friendly Gordon attacks his staff….no, I just can’t believe it
But he’s never touched Sarah.
Because if he did she’d “chin” him
Hi! – Trust me!! I’m a straight kinda guy!
I went to Worship this morning.
It was The Right Thing To Do.
People want to worship me in person.
Then he went to “confessional”. “Have you anything to confess, my son ?” asked the priestly Sir John Chilcot lookalike. “No” replied Blair. “Have you. My fees are quite reasonable !”
Looks like bully boy Brown needs the shit beaten out of him.
He only does it to people who can’t hit him back like most bullies. It’s just another example of why he’s totally unsuited to be PM(leaving aside the policy issues). Still it won’t hurt pre-orders for Andrew Rawnsley book I expect
Andy Murray – Yet another anti English bastard Jock. I hope he gets slaughtered at the tennis-what is it with the Jocks? why can’t they stay in their own corner of the UK and stop annoying us?
You cant stand it can you, all those millions of Nigels and yet it takes a Scot to compete at the highest level for GB. Come on Andy Murray !!!!
ps Just stick to your wishful thinking about having an England Football team that can win the World Cup. NO CHANCE. By the way how is your captain doing these days ??
England 1966 – 0 Scotland.
Nigel Mansell was World Champion unlike David Coultard.Nigels shit on jocks.
Your wish may about to come true
It’s the son of the manse wot lost it.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1247357/Angry-Gordon-Brown-hit-aide-yanked-secretary-chair.html
has this been linked yet?
Osborne on Marr just pissed off Harriet by saying we went to the same school and the Paulinas were always so aggressive – Raworth repeated re same school in case point had been missed, Harman’s face a picture!
A picture that, in her case, paints a thousand very unpleasant words.
Here are just a few of them:
Sour
Passive-aggressive trout
Ano-sadistic
Man-hating
Quimcentric
Lezza not be friends
Supercilious rich-bitch
The fanny you can keep
Smug, overprivileged rugmunching tyrant
Snatch like a malfunctioning Stargate
First Apostle of the New World Order of Psychotic Feminists
Estrogenic pollution on legs
Face like a big lesbian mule
Well, we know where we can find her
O/T On Sky : Interview with Baroness (Ashdown) Adam Boulton :most people in europe dont even know who you are,
she:”i’m getting on with the job,its the right thing to do etc !
you have been criticised in the press for not flying straight out to Haiti
she: well the last thing they want is”VIP’s on the ground !ha ha ha Who the hell does she think she is ?
Has “Paddy” had a sex change. We should be told
Her name is Ashton But she is so well known that Brown welcomed Baroness Ashdown to the job O K ?
Why does Andy murray always take his mum with him?
Reply
Because he has no knackersack to carry his balls
Well, she thinks she’s a VIP.
She must think the letters stand for Vaginally Impotent Princess.
I see John Terry has been”Playing away” and foraging in “the box” again before “slotting it home” and “Scoring” a bit of an own goal
No 10 denies claims Gordon Brown attacked staff
a source close to Mr Brown pointed to author Rawnsley’s close links to allies of Tony Blair, with whom Mr Brown had many angry clashes.
He added: “You have to wonder what the motivations of some of these people are.”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/gordon-brown/7114834/No-10-denies-claims-Gordon-Brown-attacked-staff.html
“You have to wonder what the motivations of some of these people are.”
They obviously hate the little shits guts you wanker.
Brown plays out his “Thatcher Complex” and “privately” admits he is likely to lose election but vows to stay on as Labour Leader especially if Cameron’s win “not decisive”.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article7009745.ece
Tat is talking shite, it will be complete wipeout for Labour and everyone knows it
O/T The Americans claim to have killed Mehsud the head of the Taliban in Pakistan that’s twice he’s been killed by the Americans and three times by Pakistan
anyone else want to claim they killed him ?
He’s the one driving about ina captured American Humvee shoulden’t be that hard to spot really should he ?
BABY P’s TYRANT HAS THE NEEDLE
Acupuncture in jail to relieve HIS stress
Martin Coutts
Baby P fiend Steven Barker is having costly acupuncture sessions in jail – because he’s feeling stressed.
The 33-year-old brute is also having needles stuck in his ears in a bid to quit smoking.
But the sessions are costing YOU £50 an hour every week.
O/t anyone seen the pictures of those American men trying to smuggle 33 orphan children out of haiti ? look to me like a right gang of Peado’s hope they do background checks on them !
Sion Simon alert:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1247403/Labour-war-Blair-sons-glamorous-friend-chosen-safe-seat.html
She obviously doesn’t give a shit about street cred going out with a quasimodo like Sion Simon. Come to think of it, is she really all there?
How are you getting on with your 4 days dry,3wet Guido because I’m doing the same thing and after the third pint on Friday I’m pissed as newt?..
is Sion Simon sponsored by Greggs?
He appears to be stacking it on it a bit
So there you have it. Mr David Cameron, Leader of HM Opposition. Well eduacted, articulate and not stupid.
But, he’s a eunuch. He doesn’t have the balls to do what is needed. He won’t make the swinging cuts needed to our loated public sector to reduce the deficit.
So my lefty luvies we now know Call Me Dave has bottled it so where does that leave us?
We the plebs, the tax taxpayers are in for a period of whatever it takes to keep interest rates low. So all you savers, pensioners, prudent people get used to living on air.
The feckless, indebted, irresponsible will continue to be bailed out.
So put everything into your spouses name that is paid for, ring fence it and go borrow. Borrow as much as you can. Buy whatever real estate you fancy. Buy that nice car you always wanted. But we aware it will go pop and when it does make sure you put a little away, not in currency (it will be worthless, but liquid class A commodities. Make sure you have food and shelter somewhere where HMRC can’t get it.
In the meantime the party contines until the banks decide we are no longer a Triple A nation and cannot pay our debts. The day of reckoning cannot be too far away. Iceland, Spain, Greece……..who is next?
Pip pop and remember a vote for Dave is a vote for Labour with a blue rosette
I’m so pleased the rubber necked jock twat got stuffed, anyone but a fucking jock.