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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
I would just like to wish Guido great success with this weeks Guidogram
You are Iain Dale and I claim my Tunbridge Wells teatowel.
All sold out Tony, will you accept a signed copy of Al Campbell Diary!
Would that be “Delusions of a manic depressive” by Alki Ali
SKREEEEERRKK!!! EEEZANUTTER!!! (squit)
Fettes gives an English education in Scotland.Blair went to Oxford after Fettes.Brown is an example of Scottish education.Within the Scottish system Brown was regarded as a prodigy of academic prowess.
Serious Question.
Do we think that the current Debt Crisis that we are still in, and likely to see worsen, a result of these over educated Lawyers and Historians getting Millions and Billions mixed up?
I honestly believe that they have gotten confused, as they do sound quite similar.
Interested in other posters view of their ability to commit £12 BILLION to a computer software system for the NHS. Hardware aside and accepting that there would be communication costs. £12 MILLION sounds a lot more realistic.
Oh dear Troon.
Put the cap back on the flagon. Or is it THC that keeps you floating? pity no-one thinks your web area is important. How about selling Tumbleweed on-line?
GIT.
Thanks for your free advice.
Remember, if it costs nothing it’s worth absolutely nothing!
Geddit.
I would concentrate on your very weird blogarea. You need to stop being so fucking weird.
Just fuck off GayLord Scotch Twat.
Actually, UNsigned copies are much rarer !
Alan Douglas
Richard Curtis wrote that line
Yours
Hugh Grant
Dave is panicking over the swing to B+P and UKIP, so too are Broon + Clegg.
They saw question time when a member of the audience made the point that none of them were worth voting for they are all the same. Another person said that he didnt feel British anymore as we were swamped with immigrants to which the audience cheered.
They have ignored the publics view over the Lisbon Treaty, Immigration, Political Correctness the stupid Human Rights shit and took the piss with expences, now voters are about to get their own back
About time too
The first Gulf War happened during John Major’s premiership – nothing to do with Maggie. Th UN resolution authorised the use of force to liberate Kuwait – nothing more. The coalition stuck to the terms of the resolution. Continuing to Baghdad would have been unauthorised, and therefore a war crime.
Good point Engineer, John Major is of course a Saudi Arabian stooge and a traitor to his country.
“it is free and this week Dale won’t be putting the Guy News video on his blog before Monday.”
Handbag fight?
How?
I would feel insulted. Because that is what was obviously meant. Scrote.
You boys need to meet up soon! You are textually drooling over each other.
Or you could go to Guido’s youtube channel.
That would be an 18 hardcore gay channel?
Vaccines contain Mercury, which attacks growing nerves. Watch real time nerves being attacked by Mercury on video.
Not true, mercury is added to some vaccines but not all. In fact most Germans refused to take the vaccine because the army and the politicians all received the better vaccination that did not include mercury. I don’t know, whoever would of though of politicians adopting a one rule for them and another for us? http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,656028,00.html
The wider issue is very remiscent of the Bristol Heart Scandal
I told you they would get away with it
SUCCESSFUL EXPENSES APPEALS
Jeremy Browne (Lib Dem, Taunton) – £17,894.24 in mortgage interest
Ann Cryer (Labour, Keighley) – a “substantial demand”. But will repay £1,600 for household items
Patrick Hall (Labour, Bedford and Kempston) – £260 in parliamentary expenses
Martyn Jones (Labour, Clwyd South) – £1,100 in rent
Roger Hall (Tory, Thanet North) – £2,470 in rent and phone bills
Frank Field (Labour, Birkenhead) – repayment reduced by £3,000
David Clelland (Labour, Tyne Bridge) – undisclosed sum
Charles Clarke (Labour, Norwich South) – £750 in mortgage payments
**********TWENTY HIGHEST EXPENSES CLAIMANTS**********
—————-Total claims 2005-08 (excluding travel)—————
Liam Byrne £ 478,536 LABOUR
Joan Ryan £ 469,893 LABOUR
Dan Norris £ 450,985 LABOUR
Shahid Malik £ 446,314 LABOUR
Charlotte Atkins £ 443,244 LABOUR
David Wilshire £ 438,377 TORY
Tom Levitt £ 436,686 LABOUR
Diana Johnson £ 436,632 LABOUR
Fabian Hamilton £ 435,999 LABOUR
Jacqui Smith £ 434,909 LABOUR
Margaret Moran £ 434,456 LABOUR
Ian Austin £ 434,409 LABOUR
A. Rosindell £ 434,149 TORY
Andrew George £ 434,062 LIBDEM
Dawn Butler £ 433,865 LABOUR
Roger Godsiff £ 433,298 LABOUR
Tim Farron £ 433,260 LABOUR
Peter Hain £ 431,905 LABOUR
Norman Lamb £ 431,683 LIBDEM
S. Hesford £ 431,527 LABOUR
Source: The Sunday Times 17-05-09
Greed. It’s what Labour do best.
Never really found much to agree with Billy Bragg…. Until now and his “Let’s-not-pay-tax-because-the-Government-just-gives-the-money-away-to-the-MPs” stance…
Or was it to the Banks? Well, same thing, I s’pose.
How does that wealthy little NuLab scroat Billy Bragg know which part of his tax would be going to MP’s, and what proportion would be going to his beloved “Tory oppressed” underclass? I think the hypocrite just loves to help the poor but does not like paying to do so with his own money.
Blair repeatedly lies in a blatant and in-your-face display of grotesque pride in his criminal activities and the newspapers tomorrow lead with???
A footballer having sex.
WTF? They should be calling for Blair to be put on trial in the Hague and then to hang from the gallows. But instead, they have a non-story about a fucking footballer. WHO GIVES A FUCK WHO JOHN TERRY FUCKS?
FUCKING HELL!!! Blair has mesmarised the same old braindead, fuckwit media c’unts as he always did.
I know, I know. Blair was always going to lie his ass off, it is ALL he ever does, but I was hoping that the mainstream media would, for once, not give him a total and complete pass on it this time.
Even the Daily Mail has given him a pass and lead on the footballer. Their headline should be BLAIR: LYING SACK OF SHIT, OFFICIAL!
Whom, Mr. Ned. WHOM John Terry fucks. Franz Anton Mesmer (1734-1815) gave his name to a variety of therapeutic hypnotism.
Those small quibbles aside, a very good essay: B++. Collect two gold stars and a sticker at the end of class.
You see? THAT is what fucking winds me up enough to murder. I hope and pray no politician’s lackey comes to my door. I don’t like the look of Maghaberry.
Rant over.
One Tory,
One Lib/Den,
SIX Labour,
Says it all.
Ahhh.. But they’re definitely worth it. (At least x6 better than the next.)
[*Still can't be bother to invest in a 'SarcMark'*]
Statistically of course there should be more Liebour troughers as they have more seats than anyone else (but not for much longer I hope).
Not really expressing solidarity with their comrades though?
We half expect the Tories to fill their swag bags, given the opportunity. They are greedy Capitalists, and Carpet Baggers.
From the original founders of the Labour Party, this would surely be seen as a total departure from their aims and vision.
Quite useful to re-vist the Labour Party rulebook.
They are unrequited Thieves and Vagabonds, now with extra arrogance and control freakery.
No matter what Labour do or don’t do before the Election. Blair’s performance to-day was a good reminder of how unelectable Gordon Brown actually is. Labour’s best people have all been sidelined. All that is left is the sycophantic dregs of a discredited Government with an Addiction to dangerous debt levels to pay for collapsing Tax Revenues, and Spending on wank jobs taken up by useless, PC, Grads.
The true Old Labour voters are switching to the BeeNPee in their droves and long may it continue.
That’s a dirty trick to play, Jonah, wishing Guido well..
All about the risk?
Well Tony, the risk had existed for a decade and so it is safe to say the risk was so minimal that it could have existed for another decade.
You also said that six months after 9/11 George Bush told you action must be taken or America would be made to look weak, well it took two whole months before George Bush sent special forces to hunt for the man who organised 9/11.
Doesn’t add up Tony, your testimony does not make sense. If Bush wanted to show strength then why did he give the guilty party two months head start?
Smoke Osama Bin Laden out of his cave? No, it is Tony Blair and George Bush who have been smoked out.
Blair’s testimony was the most pitiful defence from a war criminal that I have ever heard and is completely insufficient to prevent Blair from facing war crimes in the Hague.
Addendum:
The world is a safer place now?
Tony Blair must be mad.
We have been told that the terrorist threat in this country is severe but Mr Blair the war criminal insulted the Inquiry by telling it that black is white.
He also said it was not a deceit but a decision, that is not true: the illegal invasion of Iraq was a decision based upon a deceit.
Tony Blair’s testimony simply does not add up and is not factual.
Blair will hang for his crimes, of that I have no doubt whatsoever.
The Blessed St. Anthony will answer only to a higher power
I pity ALLLLL you fooooos! Now spread those cracka asses for some Mista Teee treatm’nt. Daaaamn, uhh!
Now where ma damn milk biiitch?
I’ve just received my Guidogram and there’s NO PICTURES OF EMIILY!
I am a combination of FURIOUS, BROKEN HEARTED, and IN DESPAIR!
I WANT MORE EMILY!
EMILY FOR PM!
Rip-off Britain strikes again.
No ‘Dale’ won’t, because you are such a media slut and just want to make money, so I expect you’ve threatened him.
How on earth is Guido going to monetize his mailing list of crackpots, crackheads, Libertarians and concerned or desperate citizens? Maybe a dating service? (waves at Emily)
Oooo !!
I’m hoverin over my in-box in anticipation , hun .
E x .
And I am still hovering, Em.
Nick, a word to the wise. Ewanme posts as “Ron Broxted” at Old Heartburn’s bilious blog. Suggest a quick visit to the GUM clinic. They’re very understanding these days, not judgemental at all.
Still?
I’ll show some inbox hovering! Nice legs, what te do they open…? Boom boom.
As the polls stand at the moment, it’s more likely that I’ll lose my seat than I won’t lose it,
http://page.politicshome.com/uk/article/5206/jacqui_smith_she_likelyto_lose_her_seat_at_the_next_election.html
Oh dear , darlin .
Still , it’ll give ya more time to put ya feet up an relax in front of a good film , I spose .
E x .
Erm…have you only just realised this? Bit slow on the uptake for an ex-teacher.
Yeah … teachers are really clever, aren’t they?
These simpletons are sent to institutions where they can do the least harm. Let’s face it, the kids have got all the education they need on the internet.
Yeah, the ync and youporn.
Pornhub is far superior. Especially on iPhones. Porn in your pocket, to take away.
Time to pop a bottle of fizz in fridge then……….!
More Emily Nomates! Woof!!
-and don’t forget the weather girl!
Does she do tricks with her pointy stick.
Well, she might do with yours…
Havent seen it yet but if Emily Nomates Was on There would be a” Very warm front ” moving in !
Now. Reach around under your bunkbed for an old sock, cleanse your fat gut of your smelly muck and fucking keep your wank fantasies to yourself from now on please.
TaT how your web site ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
I have visited tat’s site and it is excellent.
WooHoo! Exciting! Will the link work this week? Or will I have to click the link in Hyena’s Twitter feed again?
I’ve now watched the amusing video. Posh Alistair Darling really is a lying bastard isn’t he? It really is patronizing to think you could get away with lies like that. Labour are an absolute shower!
Guido.
Have you got the link problem sorted?
Do all old men smell of urine or is it just me?
Have you run out of carbolic?
Try a clamp dear.
Hang on a mo while I finish cleaning him up – he shat himself again – then I’ll bring one over.
If you prefer something broader:
..that’s a woman?
Good job the other one’s arse didn’t burst out
last time i saw an arse like that
the Lone Ranger was strapping a saddle on it !
She would never get past airport security with that much crack up her skirt…
She seemed to burst it lots of times.
I’ve never seen the likes.
Check out the grin of the bloke with the brush!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8487532.stm
I thought this was to be an inquiry to answer and investigate specific questions of fact, but instead it appears more like a “what if’s” scenario of persuasion being peddled by the most mendacious twisted spinner of contortion.
It almost sounds like an election strategy.
What if we hadn’t elected Bliar & Bruin in 1997 ?
What if George Bush had lost the Presidential Election against Al Gore ?
What if Saddam Hussein and his sons had died in a car/plane crash/assassination ?
T.BLIAR: Q. What if earoles were arseoles ??
CHILCOT A. You’d have shit running down your neck,Tony
And if your uncle had a c*nt he’d be your aunty
Auntie
Aunty
Anti
Ant-y
Untie me.
The Spectators at the Chilcot enquiery are complaining because their clothes are getting splashed with whitewash.
Bliar has to do “what-ifs” because he can’t give straight answers without convicting himself of (at least) a spectacular lack of wisdom, failure to properly consult Government officers and senior civil servants of the time, and slightly exaggerating the known intelligence.
The man is, was always, and will remain a con-artist. The Chilcott report may or may not whitewash this, but the public has heard enough to make it’s own mind up.
Tried to watch it but found it difficult to stay awake, whole things seems a waste of time and money.
The Inquiry has only had one result.
It confirms Labours ability to lie. Cover, lie, Cover, lie.
I hope it will have tipped a lot of hardened core Labour Voters who know service folk, into quite rightly questioning the morals of Blair on this, and then the deliberate ethnic dispersal of the British by planned mass immigration of Muslims.
I vote Labour because I am a schoolteacher my husband is a schoolteacher and our parents were schoolteachers.
Despite being more intelligent than most people, especially the ones on our village we somehow always feel inferior to them.
Thanks very much!
With those voting habits I guess you must live in Lemmington Spa
Intelligence comes with not voting Labour and having the nous to think for ones self.
Labour gives everyone who supports them an inferiority complex.
Instead of trying to educate the people in the village it may be quicker to interbreed with them.
Eh ??
I’m so glad you didn’t teach my children. They’re obviously far more intelligent than you are.
19 You are fucking inferior if you vote Labour you twat
I do hope you aren’t an English teacher, love. You can’t punctuate a sentence.
Obviuosly* she didn’t go to a “good” university like wot Dave did
* Yes I know – it’s deliberate
Didn`t go to university full stop.
“especially the ones on our village”
eee – tha doesn’t make sense – and I should know.
Anyway – didya see me on’t telly – didya? . . . didya?
With that bird wiv big tits?
Didya? . . didya?
Phwooorrrr!!!!
Anyone got a pasty . . . ? . . . . pie . . . ? . . . sandwich . . . ? . . . anything . . ?
I had a little chipolata.
Very modest of you to claim that you are more intelligent that”The ones on our village” ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
You couple of fucking cocksucking motherfuckers
How can a mother have a cock?
Ask Ma Broon.
I never seem to get the guidogram til Saturday/Sunday Guido. Is the problem at my end or at yours?
Usually the problems are drug related.
good stuff
You think a Fat, supposedly minted motherfucker like Gaydo would have better things to do than delete humble windowlickin posts that go against the LIB LAB CON and tell it like it is…
Y’know – maybe his money, doesn’t come from,where we think it does after all eh? The illusion of openness and accountability. Most popular anti establishment blogs find their zenith and get the big shut down… but not Gaydooo dooo eh?
Anyways – You drink up Dear. Cameron’s watered down jism must be pretty nice with sixty Mars Bars and a case of pork scratchings to be getting on with. You’ll get your 400 a week food expenses soon love… don’t fret!
Whenever there’s amajor political event, you always need to watch what government press office put out. And true to form, today the Department of Health is trying to bury bad news. At 10.06am an email dropped into my Inbox with the alluring headline – Iain Dale
The number of inpatients, for whom English commissioners are responsible, waiting over 13 weeks at the end of December 2009 was 57,600, an increase of 12,300 (27.3%) from November 2009, and a rise of 18,000 (45.3%) from December 2008.
The number of outpatients, for whom English commissioners are responsible, waiting over 8 weeks at the end of December 2009 was 74,100, an increase of 11,700 (18.8%) from November 2009, but a rise of 26,900 (57.0%) from December 2008.
To get the headline grabbing claims that Nu Lab revelled in when boasting reduced waiting lists. nu Lab had to farm out delayed opperations, at great expense, to private sector hospitals, such as BUPA. Now, because there of the state of public fiannces, this is no longer a option.
Thanks for the link, now on National Death Service.
Indeed, when Obama decided to try to implement socialised health care, which was the one health service, out of hundreds that could have been chosen, that was chosen as an example of the worst socialised health care in the world to frighten Americans into not supporting it? Ours!
Which health care system did Obama specifically refute as being a model for his vision of a socialised health care system that works? Ours!
How come labour have spent 3 times as much on the NHS as the tories, yet the cancer screening centre at our major general hospital has closed and we have to travel for over an hour to have breast screenings? How come the ENT clinic has gone from a being open every weekday, to being open only one day per fortnight? How come I used to be able to phone the doctor and he would come out and visit me at home when I was ill, Now I have to phone them, give up trying to get an appointment, and then make my way up to the emergency doctor on cover at A&E? My experience of the Health service is one of a system collapsing under the inefficiencies and waste and political interference.
You could cut the NHS Budget by 40% and by spending the remaining money better, you could improve the health service massively. CUT THE WASTE! CUT THE PISS POOR MANAGEMENT! GET THE POLITICS OUT OF IT!
20 month wait from original hearing test to receiving hearing aids… and 6 appointments, each with another hearing test replicating the others at 4 different venues, involving a total of 8 specialists, plus 4 different but identical sets of testing apparatus.
The NHS hearing aids are crap btw, hideous, uncomfortable and the batteries only last 24 hours.
You grubby plebs !! https://tipit.to/arrestblair.org
Is this the weekend that Gordon Brown commits suicide?
Yeah, tomorrow night apparently. The Beeboid are going to show the highlights in-between Hole In The Wall and Total Wipeout. Good family viewing.
Oh!! “Total Wipeout” is a TV programme.
I thought it was a prediction of Labour’s chances at the coming General Election.
That was fucking hilarious mate. You should be a political commentor with that dry wit.
The U.S. economy appears to have moved on to a much faster growth trajectory in the last quarter of 2009, exactly a year after the Wall Street turmoil in the last quarter of the prior year.
According to numbers released by the Commerce Department this morning, the U.S. economy grew at a faster-than-expected 5.7% rate in the final three months of 2009, handily beating the expected 4.8% growth rate. This was the fastest growth in the economy since the start of 2006.
now compare that to the uk……….best placed?
fuck off brown!
Er, it all started in America ???
57% higher growth than Broons Britain – Still better than the do nothing Tories eh!
like all mps your grasp of maths is sadly lacking!
5700%
Yes but ours grew by a massive O.O1%
Yes – but you have to pump air into it to read the right value
Stop talking the economy down you retards.
SELL! SELL! SELL!
No capitals in concrete pump.
silly billy.
What economy?
Which is much better than Gordon’s last forecast of 0.00% growth or should that be slouth?
That would be the zero percent increase I forecast.
Well I subscribe
You see? – shit doesn’t stick to my blanket!
Sorry lads, – but you’ll have to look in Gordon’s sleeping bag for all the jobbys.
Mandy always has sh*tty sheets after a good felcthing.
It only takes one assassin to be lucky. You will live the rest of your days wondering if this wil be the day you are taken out. All the bodyguards in the world won’t save you. They didn’t do Kennedy or Lincoln much good.
We have stopped taking bets on Blair being assassinated.
It is too probable……
BANG!
One day,somewhere.
He’s on my shopping list…
Blair faces life imprisonment and so does his odious wife.
The bars of his cage are his bodyguards who will have to accompany the family everywhere for the rest of their lives; keeping humanity away from him, and him from humanity.
Legal verdicts no longer matter; humanity has decided, and there will be no appeal.
I don’t care how many bodyguards Bliar and his odious wife need, as long as I’m not paying for them.
Well you can’t possibly expect socialists like Cherie and I to pay?
Didn’t stop Berlusconi getting whapped in the napper with a marble statuette.
I thought ’twas made o’ bronze.
Nitpicking you may say, but this is an organ of record. Future generations will refer to it for the definitive history of our times.
I hate to be picky but I think it was made of Pig Iron
I think that it was made of lard.
Just don’t quote me on that.
I was wondering what had happened to Iain Martian.
Seems like the lad done all right for himself.
The WSJ is probably safer ground than Daily Tellytubby land
right now.
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Angus Reid Poll confirms 16 points lead for Conservatives – unchanged from previous polls
http://ukpollingreport.co.uk/blog/
Uz thuh pope the auntie christ?
Undeed he is
o/t but,
Somebody in the block of flats I live in keeps sticking snippets (on the ground floor notice board) from Daily Newspapers about Immigration issues, today I saw two PCSO’s taking down details in their note books from his latest post, came back from shop and the said newspaper clip had disappeared to be replaced by one advertising a home made bread maker (£25) who are they thinking to prosecute? and for what offence?, the Blunkett boys.
Thoughtcrime. Labour empty the prisons of criminals to fill them with those opposed to the party line.
You are FREE (to think as we tell you)
I gonna do you gooooood Mista Ned!! I gonna show thos craka asscheeks sum lovin’!! Oh yeeeeah, uh!!
Now where ma damn milk whiteboy caspa biiitch??!
No, you are just a cock.
Suzie Squire is leaving the TPA.
Shame, top totty.
All very CNN in the end I thought . “i did the right thing to make the world a better palce ” . this idea of using him in the election campagne may do labour further harm , I donthink the public are in much of mood for greeting the man who oversaw the biggest bust/debt in history and is now a multi millionair .
Isn’t it.
Bolton is on Radio 5 right now lying his motherfucking ass off.
thought you left tat?
I don’t know what you are talking about.
Who is this tat you talk of?
You bash tat? You bash bishop more like.
The question is was it legal to depose Saddam Hussein?
The answer to that question is no.
Who enforces International Law – International Bobbies?
I saw two just yesterday……they were discussing the finer points of the Law of Gravity
Who enforces International Law?
The Hague.
The only way we’ll get bliar to the Hague to stand trial for war crimes is if the UN itself sets up an Inquiry into the legality of the war and rules that the war was illegal.
Trouble with that is – then they’d have to insist that not just bliar but bush too be prosecuted. Upsetting the US is not in the UN’s interest so it won’t happen!!
Well if the UN decides to harbour and protect war criminals then it will have to be abolished.
Well have you seen any signs that the UN is going to set up an Inquiry to examine whether what saint tone and half brain dubya did with the Iraq War was legal?
Then the UN will have to be abolished nell.
We cannot be party to an organisation that condones and harbours war criminals.
The UN is a terrorist organisation just like AlQaeda.
On a previous thread I expressed my outrage that Blair was arguing that the war was justified because of the potential that Saddam could subsequently re-arm, so I’m pleased to read on the Channel 4 web site that Mansfield QC states that such a justification is not allowable under international law. So hopefully, there’s the case against Blair. Who’s going to press the prosecution button? I’d have a go if I had the funds.
Well an Inquiry by the Dutch Government did rule just a few days ago that the Iraq War was illegal.
If the French, Chinese and Russian Governments were to do the same maybe then the chance of a prosecution would be good.
Actually, the USA is not a signatory to, nor under any lawful obligation to, the international criminal court. Bush had the foresight to refuse to sign up to it. Blair DID sign up to it, and he should stand trial at it!
Of course true but you should declare an interest. No?
No sign of the email yet Guido – what’s going on, still waiting for my dose from Nomates…?
Me too.
Tissues at the ready.
It must be like wanking off a cocktail stick.
I suppose your cock could always be used as a toothpick, concrete pump.
That was rather cruel, i’ll have you know my tallywhacker is much girthier than a cocktail stick.
(sniff).
What, is it like three cocktail sticks sellotaped together?
(sob)!
What do you think he uses to stir his 3 parts stone to 2 parts sand and 1 part cement?
wss -is that the recommended ratio? I only ask because I need to lay a floor for a new pergola in the Spring.
Try 6:3:1 (by volume, or more practically, by shovelful) for mass concrete and non-load-bearing foundation work, and 4:2:1 for more critical areas. That’s aggregate:sand:portland cement. (You won’t need the stronger mixes used for pre-stressed beams and in-situ cast structural columns.) Info from Kempe’s Engineer’s Year Book, 91st edition.
Can’t say you never learn anything on this blog….
After being laid,i did experience some dampness and a crack opened up.
Does that count as a recommendation?
You get a much smoother surface if you use a vibrating poker whilst laying it. Failing that, tamp well with a suitable tool.
Every morning when i brush,I have noticed some flaking. Should i call in a specialist or is this just a natural process?
If your initials are GB or ALB, flakiness is entirely natural. A Chilcott test might help to determine the extent of the problem, but there is no known cure other than complete demolition.
Will the PFI clinic refurbish my shutters as i may opt for reinforcing?
The prospect of stiff rods to retain structure and keep the walls from collapsing can only induce my C spot to go off.
No Nomates!! A scandal. Tissues sadly unused.
So 100,000 Iraqi civilians dead plus the loss of 180 of our soldiers and the silver tongued con-man Tone has no regrets. In fact he said he’d do it all over again and if he got the chance now he’d move against Iran.
Watching him today he came across as an emotionally very shallow man of immense evil.
I do hope mandy does bring him back to campaign for brown at the forthcoming election. I’d love to see him doorstepping and trying to meet the great British public.
We’d all welcome the chance to tshow him what we really feel about his lies, his self-serving decisions and his disregard for human life that have left our international reputation for decency and integrity in ruins.
Blair will hang for his war crimes nell.
His performance today guaranteed that outcome.
Well I’ll be happy to settle for him having to use bodyguards (though not at our expense) for the rest of his life for fear of reprisals.
And never being free to just enjoy a quiet night out in a restaurant or to walk down the street because of the fear that a member of the public might attack him.
I wish the same on gordon.
He seemed to be enjoying himself at Nobu last week
Yes but I bet his armed bodyguards were nearby and his laughter was forced and for anyone watching.
Pity he didn’t choose to partake of some blowfish and have an anaphylactic shock wasn’t it?!!
“I’d love to see him doorstepping and trying to meet the great British public.”
Oh nell! You’re priceless. The idea of St Tone pressing the flesh with the great unwashed public is a real ribtickler. Crikey,it costs a couple of tons just to have your photo taken with him.
Are you suggesting I’m unwashed!!!
As for having my photo taken with saint tone – God forbid!!!
Someone must still love him
http://news.oneindia.in/2010/01/26/tonyblair-secures-2000-pounds-a-minute-speech-deal-withlo.html
More money than sense. Why would you want to listen to this con-man without a conscience.
I’ve killed 100,000 Iraqi’s (men women and children) and condemned 100′s of our own armed forces to death in Iraq and Afghanistan and I……
…..HAVE NO REGRETS!!!
what a shallow man. How lacking in emotion, how lacking understanding of the grief of families who have lost their loved ones, how lacking any sense of responsibility for the people who lost their lives on his decison to commit to an illegal war.
What an evil!! evil!! ‘man’
When you think about it, both Blair and Brown come across in equal measure as a pair of psychopaths.
No shit?!!
The audience will be w/bankers with our money to burn
Non, Je ne regrette rien
Iain Dale again proving so very clearly why he will never be an MP.
I love the Guidogram. Supercool animation, glamorous presenter and exotic locations. It’s better than A Place in the Sun.
Is Tory Bear still in Tripoli waiting for Abdelbaset al-Megrahi to buy the farm?
Is Abdelbaset-al-Megrahi still with us? What a surprise!!
He’s terminally ill with ageing.
I doubt he’s terminally ill at all.
mandy, I suspect, has made loads out of his connections with Gaddafi’s son.
al magrahi’s release was all about putting money into certain’s people’s accounts and nothing about compassion for a ‘dying man’
C’mon! the last thing you are going to get out of this labour government is compassion!!
Life is a sexually-transmitted terminal disease.
organic life is mutation, we exist on two planes.
Life is a terminal sexually transmitted disease even !
After the take down (blocking of funding streams) of Wikileaks are you next to go?
http://www.holyrood.com/daily/2010/01/29/108-irish-cuts-chief-says-savings-body-a-political-exercise
Colm McCarthy, chair of the body established by the Irish Government in 2008 to propose public spending cuts has told a Holyrood conference:
that Scotland was fortunate to have the UK government to take responsibility for its banking collapse: “The banking system collapse in Ireland is worse than in the UK. You should be very grateful that the Sassenachs are responsible for your banks incidentally. Being a sovereign and independent nation is great fun up to a point but if you can lumber somebody else with the cost of the banks that’s a pretty shrewd move.”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/7093702/MEPS-vote-yes-to-allowance-increase.html
MEPS voted yesterday to increase monthly allowances for assistants by almost £1,300 to compensate for the extra work the Lisbon treaty has created.
An even better story in the same paper.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/environment/climatechange/7054986/Tony-Blairs-climate-change-project-paid-for-by-Oleg-Deripaska-oligarch-who-entertained-Lord-Mandelson-and-George-Osborne.html
AGW is a scam is like Dog bites Mann stories.
bliar and mandy making More money from Lies!
But then we all know now that the UEA ‘Climatologists’ have lied and lied again.
We also now know that there is no scientific evidence to show that the Himalayan glaciars are melting.
And it has been proved that there is no scientific evidence to show that hurricanes and floods are linked to global warming.
The Anthropogenic Global Warming bubble has burst !
Just like labour it’s about to crash!!
It’s a good thing we’re not going to elect any other party that believes in this rubbish.
what a jolly good ‘common purpose’ you politicians all have
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article7008713.ece
No agreement tonight in Northern Ireland on the Policing and Justice issue.
gordon threatened to take control and sort them out if they didn’t come to agreement by this afternoon.
Where is gordon now that his initiative has failed!!
Hiding in his bunker – amazing man!!!
Let’s bomb Belfast and force regime change. I am sure Brown and his bunker buddies can cobble together something about Sinn Fein and the DUP possessing WMDs. Iris Robinson alone has two WMDs that can easily be employed within 45 minutes,
Moreover, a khaki election will benefit McBroon.
We,ve tried that one in Northern Ireland. It ended up as a score draw, with several fouls on each side. In the end, match abandoned due to everyone being thoroughly pissed off with it.
There is absolutely 110% no troof in the rumour that we plan to transfer Anjem Choudary to Belfast FC. His ability to sell a dummy to you boys of the press is in my ‘umble opinion just what the provincial league needs,but he could cause ructions in the dressing room.
I thought Anjem was a rather good tv chef!!
He certainly cooked up a good story for the IPCC…..
You exoect gordon to come out of his bunker and do something??!!
No I don’t think so.
gordon is hiding and if he does come out of his bunker to do something you can guarantee it will be the wrong thing and it will go pear shaped!!
I saw Dale today and he was limping.
Any connection to his decision not to post the guidogram?
He must have sat on something very large and injured himself – bless
I got home the other night and gave the wife a bunch of flowers…
“I suppose I’ll have to open my legs for these” was the snide reply..
“Why” I said, “Haven’t you got a vase?”
We wouldn’t mind so much if you had any decent jokes, Labour troll.
But you don’t.
So fuck off.
Do you have any jokes about gordon hiding in his bunker from his Northern Ireland failure or Tone trying to escape from his ‘No Regrets’ Chilcott Inquiry gaffe??!!
Brown and Blair are the biggest jokes ever seen in Government or politics.
The idiot who posts jokes on here under a false name will never ever surpass them.
Q. What do you do if Gordon Brown throws a pin at you?
A. Duck sharpish, he’s got a grenade in his mouth.
Brown,Blair and New Labour are the biggest disaster to befall this nation since the black death. And the opposition are only narrowly ahead in the vox pops.
bliar and gordon!! What damage they continue to do to Britain’s image.
bliar’ the mega egocentric’ who is still trying to con us into thinking he is striding the world stage and gordon ‘the incompetent’ who is hiding in his bunker!
We still ok for sunday dinner nell?
sunday brunch ,mushrooms, tomatoes, egg’s , bacon, heinz beans …..darlin’ enjoy!!
Alright if we bring Pete? He’s had get by on Brussels for so long, he can’t stop sprouting.
Nell surely you mean the” incontinent “Brown?
The first British Prime Minister to pee his pants in public
No wonder that he has a liking for nappies
Gordon Brown walks into The HOC restaurant
“Id like two mince please”
Caterer
“Prime Minister, walk how you like”
Don’t you mean, “Walk this way?”
If he could walk that way, he wouldn’t need the cream…..
Economy. QE.
QE. Economy.
I met an old pal last week. I did. I said “What are you doing nowdays?” He said “I’m a faith healer. I cure people by the power of positive thought” “Oh right” i said. “How’s your brother?” he said “Not too good. He’s been ill” “Nonsense” he said,”Tell him it’s all in the mind. He only thinks he’s ill”
I met him again today. He asked me “How’s your brother?”
I said “He thinks he’s dead now”.
Do you know what I think ???
Moley, gineer, the Beast and me should meet somewhere , sometime to discuss our views on political figures!!!!
Er. Will that be out on DVD?
nell is probably cia and will mark your cards and have you all killed.
Mr President. Our operatives in the Uk have been outed by Limey commies infiltrating the bureau we set up under the pseudonym Guido Fawkes.
Special Agent nell, code name Deep Throat, has been rumbled as our top hit woman. A sleeper cell undercover in deepest East Anglia waiting for the chance to rub out that singing canary Brown and his constant squawking of “It all started in America”. We may have to send in Delta Force to pull her out.
The CIA could not find their own arses in a well lit room with flashlights and mirrors and great big illuminated signs pointing to their arses saying THIS IS YOUR ARSE and with a whole team of expert proctologists telling them exactly and clearly with coloured in diagrams where there arses actually are.
Here in the FBI, I never had a problem with finding my ass. It was always under my deputy’s dress.
Looks like Guido is slowly starting to realise he has been stitched up like a kipper by the ruling elite.
Labour-Conservatives-Lib Dems= different heads of the same corrupt entity.
Well Guido welcome to the club with the rest of us mugs who the big three expect to vote for them.
Unlike the big three’s poll ratings, Fawkes’ stats continue to rise.
Mark my words Terry. In every downturn, there’s an earner to be made with those of us who are ahead of the pack.
Sorry Arfur, I’m busy watching Teflon Tony’s back from now till the day he transcends into Heaven.
Its a problem isn’t it? Is your solution not to vote or to go for one of Fondling Farragos Farmyard Favourites or Dick Sniffin and the Pink Panzers?I admit it is a problem when you have the village idiots of Labour and the kiddyfiddlers in the Tories.
Are Jedward the barclay twins?
You couldn’t make this up. The ghost of Osama is now lecturing the west on global warming and economics!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/environment/climatechange/7104143/Osama-bin-Laden-enters-global-warming-debate.html
Osama’s photofit (using a spaniard!) was hilarious, now the CIA are just taking the piss…
Somebody tell Osama that his opinions are like arse holes – everybody’s got one err… except the ones he sends stuffed with dynamite, eventually.
I knew all along that the decision to invade Iraq was based on a tissue of lies.
That’s why i voted in support of it.
Must be chucking out time from the pubs; Labour trolls on patrol.
Us Lib Dem trolls are high on fibre and ready to rumble.
CW often tries to understand the barrage of ecnomic thories and data , after a while any thought on the Uk economy flies out of the window and i find myself in best guess . Its all very troubling when the treasury cant really explain when growth above 2% will appear , but is certain we must make cuts , and it gets like shrodingers cat .
The USA is seeing growth saying that the stimunlus is working and everything is better than it would have been without it , yet when you look at debt you wonder how they will halve it .
By now and plenty of bounuses later , the idea that the debt will dissapear over time with higher assett prices is seen by some as the way to go , as they think the mechanics will power out the debt , and by keeping moving at least you are not stood still , off loading weight untill you can move again .
Cw is not an expert and doesnt have a portfolio to lose , but is puzzled why the people who make money in finance are putting forward theories that assume , that the finance system was ok and it was all a problem of incorrectly valuing the economy . The virtous circle of credit rating , lending and bank profits is perhaps more a story on playing with equations rather than ecnomics . CW is reminded that one physics theory on black holes was that if it was rotating you may pass through into another universe . Either way of course rotating or not , it would be a one way trip with no way of communicating if you had made it or not .
The marxist fabians may indeed be working to as yet unmentioned theories on finance , Darling has staggered from the arrogance of Ed balls “so what” moment to almost a nod that Thatcherism still holds true.
The ruin may have had some distractions from the economic problems much of which were created under his watch , and left the incoming goverment with an equation to fill out .
Blair, like Brown has some type of mental illness
Blair’s mixture of socialism and religion and lies and death is cocktail of evil
CW, we all know there is nothing wrong with Thatcherism. Maggie simply was torpedoed by Labour Councils over local taxation and Tory Grandees thought it was their “turn” so ousted her. Shot themselves in the foot as Blair then capitalised and we know the rest.
Come back Maggie, all is forgiven…
Indeed. Never took a holiday, never took her PM’s salary and this is what she thought about the EU after her first few months as PM, having endured Chirac’s rudeness (served himself first at a State dinner instead of his guest). Suggest you all read the seen elsewhere link.
“But from the very first, her wary and critical view of the European Community breaks through again and again. Sent a table of Eurocrat salary levels she noted grimly in the margin: “They are paid much too much – from our taxpayer’s money. It looks like a real gravy-train”. She took a very close interest in who was selected as Conservative candidates for the European elections in June, reading profiles of every candidate and noting (with suspicion) the presence of a number of BBC journalists on her own party’s slate.”
Good Morning
Now why don’t you all just
FUCK OFF
Guido :When we having a post to vent our anger Post Blair/Chilcot
Or is it just 7up today ?
I don’t see why everyone is giving Tony Blair such a hard time.
We found the WMD’s, oh….
Osama Bin Laden has been captured, oh…
There is now no violence in Iraq, oh…
Ok, forget that. I think we’re forgetting the fact that he made tv license’s free for the over 75′s.
Iran is now shitting itself
the palestinian problem is solved
the terrorists aren’t spreading into pakistan and other countries
we’re preventing any terror attacks in our own country
Ok forget that : more important than that
we did bring in a law that makes it ilegal to willingly disturb a box of eggs in a shop ,
4800 new laws under Lie-bore all as shit as that one
Still no email, Guido.
i’m still waiting with tissues.
Stop calling me shortly
I’ve always said that Blair’s a bloody class act – If only I was working for him and not Dave we’d be 35 points ahead in the polls NOT just fucking 7 points !!!!!!! . Christ if we can’t even make inroads in the worst recssion in living memory against a one-eyed twat who’s hated by 90% of the voters we’re totally fucked. I give up !! I think I’m off to see if there’s a vacancy for Director of Communications at The Blair Foundation
Although polls do have their place and over a period trasmit a trend anyone who looks at one or two graphs without checking how loaded the questions were and what your neighbour and workmate thinks is still whistling in the dark.
Blair’s fan club is an endanged species in this country and his mate who has proven time and again over the last couple of years just what an incompetent prat looks like
after everything he touches turns to dust would probably struggle to start one.
Brown is a fxxxing useless liar who sold out on his own manifesto and a large number of voters are looking forward to registering their contempt for a cnut who sold us down the river and our children into bondage just to try and save his own worthless political neck.
He’s still better than “Dave” though – and I am no fan of Broon!
Of course you aren’t, Mike.
guido , could you explain what your idea of shortly is ?
Its a geological concept, gfm.
unless it was sent by royal mail
To say, see you shortly! is now an arrestable offence as Snow White found out to her cost at the employment tribunal.
Correspondence from the Thatcher years released, Maggie castigates Russian premier over disastrous invasion of Afghanistan and resolves to get the Eu to reduce our disproportionate payments, fast forward to 2010, Britain engaged in disastrous war with Afghanistan and Blair has handed back our rebate to the EU on a plate. BBC only fascinated by her diet sheet, is it healthy to eat that many eggs in a week? FFS.
See!! wrong ,wrong, wrong. What a woman.
Yes, and they didn’t even mention the spinach – that was why she was an ‘Iron Lady’ you know.
I need help with this one please
Which ITN anchor once enjoyed the pleasure of Mo Mowlam in a car park during a parliamentary by-election campaign in 1991?
If Mo Mowlam ever had sex it would have to be with an Anchor.
Will a wanker do?
Was it Reginald Bosanquet?
Polly Toynbee?
My predictions for the next government regardless of who is in power:
1) The wars in the middle east will expand, our troops will not withdraw.
2) Infringements on liberty will increase, public demonstrations will be curtailed
3) Price of gold to hit $5000/troy ounce by 2020
4) UK cedes foreign policy completely to EU/multinational organisations like NATO, UN, IMF, World Bank and WTO, and we cease to be sovereign by any conventional definition of the word.
5) Economic freedom effectively ends and we become a corpratist state.
WOW that good,
The futures so bright we gotta wear shades
Thanks Gordon
Perhaps Cameron will institute a widening of the income gap, which is something that comes naturally to the old Etonian? Why not follow tradition in this respect? Thatcher widened the income gap by 60%–yes sixty per cent–which is the biggest gap ever known in this country. The legacy of all this crap is hers though Brown and his lackeys have done nothing to check this inequality
“Thatcher widened the income gap”
You mean she felt that if people worked hard and earned their money they should be able to keep it? Shocking.
Socialists: “We’ll take most of your money and give it to the poor.”
Yeah, right.
No, I mean that she widened the income gap by openly discrimminating against the poor and the lower paid. She also smashed many communities to pieces. If anything stops the Conservatives winning the election it is the legacy of Thatcher. Cameron knows this and this, more than anything, is what he fears.
But under Thatcher social mobility increased….something labour has never forgiven her for. Thatch allowed people who worked hard to climb the ladder, wheras labour likes to keep the poor as poor as possible, and tied to the state, thereby buying their votes. Look at social mobility over the last 12 years….it has stagnated under NuLabour, just the way the Marxists like it.
Ratsniffer, I presume by Thatcher increasing social mobility you actually mean “sold off cheap the council houses the taxpayer paid for but didn’t let the councils keep the money and began the housing and credit bubble by giving people a false impression of their own wealth by increasing debt”?
Isn’t it.
For every council house sold a new one should have been built but the Tories didn’t want to do that because then the bankers and estate agents would not have been able to create hyper-inflation in the housing market which distorted the financial sector and led to the melt-down in the banking sector.
Satan could not have planned it better.
Bullshit.
In the 1980 and 90s I had a well paid job and my credit limit was £3,000… fast forward to 2010 I’m not working don’t have any sort of salary or pension and my credit limit is £15,000.
Oh dear Susie, what a silly-billy you are.
The credit card company have incremently increased your credit without checking your income and without asking your permission.
All of which they did thanks to the credit bubble started by a Conservative government and carried on umonitored by the Labour government.
You are arguing as if your credit card was issued yesterday you idiot.
“smashed many communities to pieces”
Emotive words, by which I presumably mean the coalmining ones. First, the whole edifice was run on direct and indirect state subsidy. Second, politically-induced reliance by power stations on coal meant the organised labour was able to exert an unmandated influence over everyone, and boy did they exert. Third, these communities stirred up antipathy to the nuclear programme which was seen as clean, direct competition to coal, and worse stilll, competition that employed articulate intelligent engineers rather than knuckleskulled gruntfuttocks. Fourth, if you are familiar with the huge hguan cost of coal and the substantial compensation scooped in by coalworkers, you’d know that to suggest continuing reliance on with this form of energy is madness.
And fifth, it seems a rather patronising Luddite attitude that suggests when one souce of income dries up, another can’t be take up. Many of these communities have elected Labour politicians for the best part of a century, which suggests to me it is social politics stifling and smothering these areas.
So, more council houses needed to be built did they, Mr “rip off britain”? And NuLabour have been in power how long…and built how many?
Next.
You make some reasonable points but the fact still stands that the reasons you offer are no excuse or justification for smashing communities apart with the use of government policy and police brutality.
Ah, so you use the failings of the New Labour party (and you are quite correct, Labour did in fact build less council houses than the Tories) to hide the failings of the Conservative party.
You’re argument is rather like saying as one rapist raped less women than another rapist then is not such a bad fellow. You offer a useless and perverse line of argument Ratsniffer, you are talking bollocks.
And you have not addressed the point I raised; the lack of council house building in this country has directly led to hyper-inflation in the housing market. Get out of that one dumbass.
And another question for you: do you pay tax?
If you do then why the fuck are you arguing against more council houses being built? Would you prefer the farce that is housing benefit payments to continue. Is it right that private tenants pay double the rent than council tenants and that you are footing this bill?
You are arguing against your own position you moron. Tories witter on about a smaller state but if the cost is higher taxes then you are actually arguing in favour of a larger one.
You idiot.
RIP off britain, where have I argued against more council houses being built?
I pointed out that – under your darling Nulabour – less council houses have been built. In my view this was a mistake.
I should also point out that those house prices you talk of – being kept artificially high under the tories – do rather seem to have boomed considerably after more than a decade of NuLabour and Princess Prudence, who was quite happy to take credit for the feelgood factor this generated.
And finally, your silly, childish petty insults now make you unworthy to debate with.
I had already won the debate and so it was already over.
Dimwit.
I am intrigued that you turn to a neologism such as “unmandated.” No one wreaked more havoc without a mandate than Thatcher. She was elected on 27%. Second, Thatcher provoked the miners’ strike not because of mines or coal but to break what she called “the enemy within.” The “huge human cost of coal and the substantial compensation scooped in by coalworkers” is a contradiction. Perhaps you might care to consider “substantial compensation” in light of bankers? Your fifth point blames the victim and moves the goalposts. Given that so many communities were completely wrecked by Thatcher you actually go on to blame them for subsequently electing a politicians opposed to the person who caused the harm!
Perhaps you should have a look at China’s death toll of 2-3,000 miners killed annually before you get all misty eyed about Britain’s mining communities. They were and are uneconomic to run unless you ignore miners’ safety like (socialist) China.
Rip of Britain you are Tat and I claim my fiver.
Anon, I’ll do a post on this on my blog over the next few days: would be interested to hear more of your views if you can drop by.
Tell me that story again of how she stole the milk from our children – I like that one.
Anybody thought of creating a Nice party?, as opposed to three lots of C’nuts.
Like an NHS kind of party you mean?
Vote SCUMbags!
Vote for the 3 Rs
Repatriation of undesireables ( throw them out of helicopters)
Revenge on all troughers and war criminals
Restoration of the Holy Catholic Church as our national faith
Vote Beast
No one expected the Spanish Inquisition (again).
Soorry, didnt see Snotty’s same.
No Emily in this issue of Guido News!!!
That’s terrible Guido.
I did miss my dose of “eye candy”…
Has “Emily” been quietly dropped?
Guido obviously hasn’t worked out why half his audience watch Guy News.
Breaking News – Dale undermines Guido again! He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!
Shock horror No Nomates in this week’s Guidogram!
Reinstate Shirt Spuds Instantly!
“..this week Dale won’t be putting the Guy News video on his blog before Monday..”
He posted it at 3.36pm on Saturday!
He’s a boy, isn’t he?
He pulled it but you can find it elsewhere (including below)
Another online petition well worth signing. Time to close down this hypocrisy that is the CRU:
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/UEACRU/