Austin Mitchell has an EDM up supporting Scams Awareness Month,
“this House welcomes the Office of Fair Trading’s Scams Awareness month blah blah blah”
By coincidence this week Austin Mitchell was ordered to repay £10,000 he over-claimed on his mortgage.
At 4 p.m. today MPs find out if Legg has rejected their appeals to be allowed to get away with such scams…
Piers Morgan is a Tory – Fraser Nelson
The Bunker Bod Funded Entirely by Unite – Standard
Welcome to the e-Election – John Harris
Mad Nad: Declaring War on Scantily Clad Women - Devil’s Kitchen
Cameroon Cliquishness is a Weakness – Matthew Norman
Youth Crime Stats Suppressed Until After Election – Indy
Factcheck: Labour Sure-Start Spin Untrue – Cathy Newman
Bercow Loses his Rag in Chamber – Paul Waugh
Cameron Casts Himself as Obama – Political Scrapbook
Brussels Attacks Darling Deficit Plan – FT
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Michael Gove said…
“There can be few more powerful forces of conservatism opposed to the flexibility, freedom and choice of the post-bureaucratic age than the Whelanist tendency now in control of the Labour party.”
+ Crude (June)
As of 16 Mar 2010
-Gilts (Mar)
As of 26 Feb 2010
Flat – No Positions
As of 23 Feb 2010 +30.81%
Do as I say, not as I do.
Nope. Not listening. Had enough. Take your policies to financially and morally bankrupt the country and stick them where the sun don’t shine.
I’m off to have a freer, less taxed, simpler life in Mongolia.
Dinnea hurry back, laddie…
So what is wrong with this?
Row over MP’s rape case comments
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8485113.stm
It could well be that the lad’s background influenced the way he behaved. What is so wrong in stating the obvious?
Bloody hypocritical whitewash…….well it’s just politics.
Don’t get depressed, cheer yourself by watching Pat Condell’s latest video about Islam.
Wow that bloke is saying exactly what the politicians are not saying. This Guy speaks for the people.
A case was reported recently where a woman received 101 lashes for being raped and becoming pregnant, and the rapist was forgiven. The victim was also ostracised by her family if I remember rightly.
Stone me!
“There do seem to be some people in some communities who don’t respect women’s rights at all, and who… without necessarily saying that this is the case on this occasion, who have imported into this country barbaric and medieval views about women “
And now they are stoning him for telling the truth.
On last nights crimewatch 7 out of 8 of the ” MOST WANTED ” were ethnics
good old labour
A case was reported recently where a woman received 101 lashes for being raped and becoming pregnant. The rapist was forgiven.
Sharia Law in action.
The MPs comments were and are entirely justified, and to pretend otherwise is a betrayal of all the standards of modern civilisation.
Are you racist? Have you “changed”?
Nu Labour.
Chains you can believe in.
ID cards.
Chains you can believe in.
More than £230 million of British taxpayers’ money is spent every year housing the tidal wave of utterly fake asylum seekers, official Government figures have revealed.
There are no legal asylum seekers at all in Britain. International asylum law states clearly that people have the right of refuge in the first safe country neighbouring the one they are fleeing.
There is therefore no excuse at all for people to cross 20 safe countries to get to Britain and then claim asylum. The government should declare Britain closed to all such scrounging criminals and turn them back at the border without any exception.
Those already present should also be immediately deported without compensation. They have broken the law and cannot be rewarded for doing so, as is the Tory/Labour/Lib-Dem plan for dealing with these criminals.
According to news reports, immigration officials have “authorised the use of public money on more than 25,000 council houses for claimants to live in while their applications to stay in Britain are processed.”
This figure has nearly doubled from £132 million three years ago, the reports claimed.
The outrage of allocating social housing to scrounging fake asylum seekers is made even worse by the fact that nearly two million British families are on the social housing waiting list.
The official figures showed that £584 million has been spent on council and other social housing for asylum seekers over the past three years. This translated to 16,550 homes in the 2007–08 year alone. The next year this figure had risen to 19,050 houses.
* According to a Freedom of Information Act request submitted to Middlesbrough Council, “asylum seekers” in Cleveland get £40 per week for gas and electricity and another £35 per week per person towards food, clothing and toiletries. Failed asylum seekers don’t get money to pay for food but they do get vouchers worth £35 per week.
This means that a family of four gets £140 for food and another £40 for gas and electricity, a total of £180 per week. In one year a family of four will get £9360 in direct benefits. This is more than many British families spend on household bills.
* NHS treatment will be available for tens of thousands of failed asylum seekers to ensure their human rights are honoured, it has been announced. There are understood to be around 450,000 failed asylum seekers who have not left Britain.
Nick Leeson and James Clavell – Changi you can be locked up in.
It’s time for the big sweeping changes back to sanity. Sadly I can see no one who is capable of doing it.
The only way out is an apolitical society, but who will set that up?
A 16-year-old girl who was raped in Bangladesh has been given 101 lashes for conceiving during the assault.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/bangladesh/7073191/Rape-victim-receives-101-lashes-for-becoming-pregnant.html
Pakistan’s real problem with rape
Aamer Khan
By Aamer Ahmed Khan
BBC News, Karachi
rape victim
Rape victims often find it difficult to get their cases heard
Women’s rights in Pakistan are once again in the international spotlight as delegates attend a high-profile two-day conference on the issue in Islamabad.
One of the key objectives of the talks, according to Pakistan’s women’s development ministry, is to improve the country’s image in the context of women’s rights.
But activists argue that crimes against women are not an “image problem”.
They say such crimes – especially rape – result from a combination of tribalism, retrogressive cultural values and a criminal justice system in a state of deep rot.
Back to sanity? If only. Take Job Centre Minus or whatever they call themselves, for initially rejecting an advert for a reliable cleaner, as that would have been discriminatory against the unreliable type.
Christ on a bike, is this what we pay public servants for?? I hope the jobless total has been increased by at least one for such ludicrous crap.
I never have and never will support any conservative thoughts. I will modernise the BBC by stopping it being hideously white. If you vote for UKIP instead of Tory then you’re a fruitcake racist.
Ha ha I’m going to be PM and you can’t stop me. New Labour will win.
Gae on Jummae!
Gi’us anather 5 yars!
Ar’ nad’ fi’ mae yars tae finsh tha’ jobby!
Wasnt he the MP filmed coming out of a Massarge parlour in Northampton a few years ago WANKER
Vote SNP
Vote for anyone but the LabLibContrick.
I vote Labour because they let me stay, give me money, a free house and they let all my family come over here as well. Three cheers for Labour, multiculturalism and community cohesion!
oops – sorry — some good points amde there – is Tolly Poynbee on the loose?
Can’t argue with anything you said there Troonite. My only slight criticism is that it may be a bit light on content.
That’s nothing, I raped an entire country because a big ugly b*sterd told me too
Austin Mitchell: I joined Labour, because I knew that I could commit any Crime, and get off Scott free. Labour Party Membership is the ultimate, “Never get Prosecuted Card”.
Hear hear.
I can highly recommend it, it worked well for me.
And me (so far)
Tha mo bhàta-foluaimein loma-làn easgannan
Bloody immigrant. How did you get a hovercraft never mind the eels?
http://www.thisisgrimsby.co.uk/news/Austin-best-man-job/article-1761703-detail/article.html
I’ver never known the locals get so anti a Labour candidate. Could Labour really lose Great Grimsby for the first time since the war?
Why not? Grimsby was lost to the rest of humanity decades ago.
Why not vote Labour out in places like Grimsby? After all it is not as if they have transformed the place for the better in the last fifty years, is it?
You would think that would be a winning Tory strategy in places like that. Wouldn’t you?
Just drive around with one of mobile advertising hoardings.
50 years of Labour – is it better yet?
From the readers’ comments, this made me laugh:
I fitted a new avacado green bathroom suite in Mr Mitchell’s home in 1983 and by an oversight installed two baths instead of one. It was only after checking my books that I realised the error. Only after confronting Mr. Mitchell at a later date did he agree to give the extra bath back. He claimed he didn’t notice it. This guy has previous.
S. Piper, Gy
for the first time gy people are beginning to see the light i think
Beware of the biggest scam of all:
Gordon Brown as PM
He’s my hero…..
Shit, 130 characters left. Can’t think of anything else nice to say about him
Tell us about the ‘British’ roast you cooked up. I fucking love hearing about your ‘British’ roast.
I always wash my turkey baister before use
On the turkey?
Austin Mitchell – the man of the people, the independant thinking voice of reason? Not fit to bear the name of the Spitfire creator. Get thee hence like the rest of them.
Or of the Austin 7!
Austin Healey 3000 GT for sale.
Hairpiece for sale on E-Bay, one previous owner.
I thought it read – ‘herpes’ for sale on E-Bay
Give us a twirl, love.
I prefer a Finger of Fudge.
Scalp not included?
I bet thay all get away with not paying all the money back, its fucking obvious
Legg is one of their own. BRING ON THE WHITEWASH
BASTARDS ALL OF EM!!!
“Adam Crozier has been confirmed as the new chief executive of ITV”
Fucked up the Football Association
Fucked up the Royal Mail
Watch him fuck up ITV. He’s got the FUCK UP FACTOR.
Ooooo, lovely.
Shouldn’t he be Prime Minister
Crozier exemplifies all that is wrong with this country under ZaNuLab and it`s culture of cronyism. If he has any discernable ability, he has kept it remarkably concealed from view, during his entire career.
Exactly what I thought, Fees Office Clerk!
Blimey. The death of ITV. Who’d ‘a’ thunk it?
You basterd, I was going to announce that next week!
I would just like to point out that none of the above inviolved the great Gordon Brown who will lead the labour party to viclabour in the next election and to prosperity
I vote Labour becuase I am a criminal and I have a better chance of getting away with it under a Labour Government
Improve your chances a thousand-fold and become an MP.
Hi! – Trust me!! I’m a straight kinda guy!
Everyfing’s building up to my climax as Star of the Show tomorrow!
They say it’ll cost a quarter of million to protect me – but Hey, – I’m worf it!
And remember – you probably voted for me!
So don’t forget to vote for the rump of Noo_Lie_Bore in Spring!
“And remember – you probably voted for me!”
No I fucking didn’t, you smirking wanker.
Lord Fondlebum has said that Phoney Blair will be involved in the Nulabour Election campaign.
Oh Lordy! Are you trying to get down with kids?
Keep the street jive in Wandsworth. Mofo!
I thought you were a shyster in 1997 and nothing in the intervening period has changed that original assessment but it’s nice to know that from being in the minority I am now in the majority
Gordon Brown being made PM is the scam equivalent of waking up one morning to find that pikeys have tarmacked your drive BADLY, and they’re on your doorstep wanting fucking paying.
I didn’t ask to have my drive tarmacked. Just like i didn’t ask to have you as PM.
C*nt.
And the pikeys would probably do a better fucking job than Brown.
Andy Murray has just been jinxed into losing the final.
” the Prime Minister praised Murray’s achievement.
He told BBC Radio Five Live: “He is in the final, probably against Federer, and I hope he wins this major tournament.
“It would be great news. He is a great tennis player and a great guy.”"
http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/home-news/dunblane-celebrates-as-murray-battles-through-to-final-1.1002151
I’ll bet Ladbrookes are really chuffed.
There’s a program on TV about 6 MPs who went to live in a council house/flat for a week – one of them was Austin Mitchell.
Maybe sizing up his lifestyle after the GE?
6 MPs in the same flat? Room for another 300 at least. Just before I throw the napalm in.
You cruel bastard!!!!
Far too quick! and quite inhumane.
Seal the ******s up for a few days first, – surely? – so they ‘get to know one another’ (though not in the biblical sense).
Then they can ‘discuss the ishooss’
Me? Cruel? Never!
There’s a housing shortage don’t you know. Can’t be having a council flat unavailable for a few days. I’m not putting some fecking Somalian pirates up at the Savoy while I wait.
Single mother with seven children received highest housing benefit last year of £147,000; add on council tax, dole and child allowances, total say £180,000 post tax for her ‘family’. How many taxpayers worked hard to pay for this one ‘family’, that came from Somalia?
Guy and his wife in my village have seven children, but they live in a three bed council house and I have never known him to be out of work.
what like celebrity big brother – won’t catch on ……
One of them was Mark Oaten, probably sizing up Mitchells arsehole.
Huh, I bet they all claimed second home expenses on it too…
Oaten cracked up and burst into tears after three days, saying he could not take it anymore! To think these worthless cowardly shits make the laws that supress us all.
I dreamt that I dwelt in marble halls
With servant and slaves by my side
And of all who assembled within those great walls
That I was the hope and the pride
I had rubies to play with and money to count
My name was renowned with fame
But I also dreamt, which pleased me most
That you’d vote for me still the same
That you’d vote, you’d vote for me still the same
(Note: ‘Chester White’ is a breed of pig)
Leave it to us.
We will take care of these thieving c’unts.
Tony and I are filthy rich off the backs of taxpayers and dead Iraqis and there’s sweet FA you can do about it! I’m off to get some botox and buy three pairs of Manolo Blahniks!
You’ll need 3 pairs to cover that fat arse of yours
Figures. She’d need three pairs. Being a cockroach.
Austin Mitchell is just like Dennis Skinner: a twat with the undeserved reputation of being a “maverick” who in reality is a total sell-out who feeds at the trough. I hope both Hoons lose their seats.
Booyakasha! I iz here with none other than me main man, Austin Rover. Him be an MP. Now Austin, why iz you an MP? Iz it cos it’s a well easy way to get rich?
And many more Destructions played
In this ghastly masquerade,
All disguised, even to the eyes,
Like Bishops, lawyers, peers, or spies.
I am not an MP.
Give me a job.
You’ve already got a job.
Some kid has pissed all over the floor in Year 4.
You know where the mop is. Get busy.
The British government is seeking to raise more cash by selling its 71.5 billion-pound ($116 billion) stake in three crippled banks than Margaret Thatcher generated by disposing of state-owned businesses during her entire 11 years in office.
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601102&sid=aLtzgen8S8b4
Now there’s food for thought.
OT but this post does involve the words ‘Labour Party’, or lack thereof
Here is a BBC story highlighting a report into bad law making by government.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8481943.stm
Given the outpouring of shit from labour you would expect they might get a mention. They do not. The word Labour does not appear once in this story, not a single time (I checked using a search function!)
However, you will find examples of tory law cited such as the 1990 poll tax and 1991 dangerous dogs act, the CSA (set up in 1993 to implement a 1991 Act).
Charitably the bbc does mention Labours hunting act and the millenium dome as does Blair and brown ‘informal’ method of doing whatever the fuck they like.
Good old bbc!
you’re from the daily mash aren’t you?
you right of course
I believe in equality – fair shares for all – regardless.
And boys – I’ve got something you might like to share!
So if you want a portion, come round to the tradesman’s entrance and knock loudly twice.
Here’s a few oxymoron’s for you champions:
Honest Labour
Caring Conservative
Public spirited banker
Caring, sharing Britain
Oymoron = incorrect spelling
Oymoron, you forgot intelligent Lib Dim.
You forgot Lib Dem.
Their neither Liberal nor Democratic.
They’re.
FFS.
JGM2 calm down and have a pint.
Its only a website.
When you start correcting other posters’ spelling it really is time to step away from the keyboard have a nice cup of tea and take a few deep breaths.
I meant to say punctuation.
Fuck.
And it’s oxymorons, no fucking apostrophe you moron.
And it”””’s AINSworth you moron
smig
“it’s only a website” wiv an apos trophy
Years ago this disgusting chancer was a TV reporter with an especially holier than thou attitude.I recall that as an MP he has picked on various professions as exploiting the workers.What a surprise that he has been found out troughing off the rest of us.
This was his finest work. All downhill since…young man.
I vote Labour because I am a trade union official.
As a trade union official I have to secure my own job. The increase in employee protection legisilation, minimum wage, health and safety, equality, race discrimination etc in recent years effectively make a large part of my own job redundant.
I have long been of the opinion that the ‘ success ‘ of NuLabour should really be that it has legislated itself out of existence. There is no longer a reason for the Labour party to exist.
With the Commons made of marble
And armed police on every door
MPs are safe to rape the silver
That the taxpayer sweated for
anyone fancy bashing Harriet?
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23800147-harriet-harman-i-dropped-my-cut-glass-accent-for-labour.do#readerComments
I’d rather bash my bishop
Or a Cardinal or two.
On a completely unrelated topic, how are the “Justice for Jacqui” contributions coming along?
I vote Labour because I work in PR for the local authority
I know my job is a waste of public money so I have to take Prozac becuase of how I feel.
I have lots of days off becuase my department is full of people on medication with personality disorders onset by doing work of no value to society. I don’t like lying for a job for there is no work in the priavte sector that pays these wages.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAYLD06MefI
A million of the fuckers hired at vast expense since 2001.
[Kenny Everet] We should round them up. Put them in a field. And bomb the bastards [/Kenny]
Grant from EU to North East England to help small high tech businesses: £2 million
Cost of local ‘enterprise’ quangos to administer the fund: £1.5 million
Its a safe bet that almost all of those quango employees will be loyal Labour voters.
So here we have the govt using EU funds to buy votes.
Bastards.
I vote Labour because I got made redundant from the Steelworks in Wales, my Doctor was instructed to sign me off as unfit for work in order to keep me off the official unemployment statistics.
I wish I had a job with the lads on the local industrial estate but it would mean me losing most of my Government funded income
Because I stay at home all day, i have lots of medical problems which must cost the NHS a fortune
It’s Margaret Thatcher’s fault.
Vote Labour.
I agree it’s all down to Thatcher.
She should’ve sent in the army with big fecking tanks instead of Police horses against Scargill.
Interesting that yesterday’s report on the staggering levels of inequality and unfairness in the UK attributed much of the massive disparity to the levels opened up by Thatcherism. As Cameron knows, this legacy still haunts his party. The terror that Thatcher visited on the Midland and the north may yet trip Teflon Dave.
It’s interesting to note that three Labour Governments have completely failed to address any of the problems claimed to have been left by Thatcher.
Child poverty still with us, social mobility worsening, the gap between rich and poor even bigger. Midlands industry savaged, all under Labour.
Not exactly a platform of outstanding success from which to launch a campaign for a fourth term in office, is it?
Bollocks, social mobility is at an all-time high, people are leaving Britain in droves.
Here’s a few oxymoron’s for you champions:
Honest Labour
Caring Conservative
Public spirited banker
Caring, sharing Britain
Liberal Democrats
the scandal and the scam of our reduced pensions
Brown has a lot to answer for and here’s some figures to show the outcome –
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23800147-harriet-harman-i-dropped-my-cut-glass-accent-for-labour.do#readerComments
sorry wrong link, should be
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/pensions/7091879/The-recession-cuts-your-pension-by-10000.html
TONY BLAIR wearing PURPLE VELVET JUMP SUIT with BERLUSCONI
Some of you will recall earlier in the noughties ‘that’ photograph of Tony Blair meeting Berlusconi whilst on holiday when he wore what was surely the most absurd attire ever donned by a British prime minister, setting or retired.
His decision to dress like a perfumed pratt was clearly influenced of CAROL CAPLIN, the Blair’s New Age life coach/adviser.
http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2004_03_11_3233.php
I have searched everywhere for this photograph and have failed to find it. It does seem very strange that it has apparently disappeared from public view. Can anyone please post a link to this photograph. Someone must know its source. Many thanks.
How many of these MPs have second jobs, consultancies etc. I would bet that any review of their expenses at these second jobs would reveal that they claimed the same expenses as they did from the taxpayers. Given their avarice, lack of conscience etc. they are sure to have done just this with travel, accomodation, food etc. This would be hard to prove because these expense statements would be hidden, but they couldnt then claim they didnt break any rules. It would be clearly a case of double dipping and fraud.
Will the MPs have to pay income tax on the money they stole. Wouldnt buying a television, fridge, furniture etc. be considered income from an Inland Revenue point of view. Wouldnt the money they are paying pack, belatedly, be considered an interest free loan from the IR viewpoint. Or does this only apply to the honest workers.
Is it possible that Bliars expenses, hardcopy and computer were deleted. Is it possible that his lucrative new career in the USA is not connected to his taking the country to an illegal war in their support. Is it possible that the lives being lost are his end of the deal to make him very rich. He left the UK to live in the USA. If his Labour party had done such a good job of sorting out this country, instead of rising violent crime, poverty, failing NHS and failing schools it may have been worthwhile him staying. But, like many more MPs to come, he used his position to feather his nest, then exited. At the next election, many more will follow in his footsteps. On the one hand, good riddance, on the other, they are laughing all the way to the bank at our expense. We have to live here in the awful mess they created.