Why wasn’t he questioned by a trained silk?

I now realise why Milidunce committed the UK to such savage carbon emmission targets. There will be no jobs left by the time McCretin and his gang of imbeciles and thieves are finished.

All hail the great achievements of our glorious ruling claque, the destruction of the UK!

Therefore you don’t have a problem. The skills of your workers are nothing but a Conservative Lie. Once you accept that, you can get anyone off the street to do any job.

I’m off to be a surgeon next week – they think they are so special, but I know different.

Two MPs who lodged appeals against demands to pay back expenses have had their appeals upheld.

With some 80 MPs due to hear if they were successful, Lib Dem Jeremy Browne has learned he will not have to return nearly £18,000 he was told to repay.

The Taunton MP contested auditor Sir Thomas Legg’s ruling on claims for mortgage interest on his second home.

Labour’s Ann Cryer also won her appeal against a “substantial demand” but will repay £1,600 for three household items.

Sir Paul Kennedy, who was appointed to hear appeals, said Mr Browne acted “openly and honestly” when making his claim.

Mr Browne said he felt relieved and vindicated, but “not elated”.

He was the first of the 80 MPs who challenged Sir Thomas’s requests to repay money to make the results of his appeal public.

Labour’s Frank Cook, Frank Field and Patrick Hall and Tory Bernard Jenkin are also among those known to have appealed since the orders were made in October.