No Deal Despite Gordon Ducking PMQs
No wonder Gordon was so keen to stay in Northern Ireland today, he knew he was due a battering over banking at PMQs and poor Harman had to take the flak. Surprise, surprise that within an hour of PMQs finishing, the BBC gets tipped that Brown will be returning to the mainland today, before any deal has been reached. So what was the point of him staying another night?
In a last deluded bid to exert influence on the world stage Gordon has once again been sounding off about the deluded global Tobin tax. Melvyn King put the boot in yesterday: “I don’t know anyone on the international circuit who’s enthusiastic about it … Of all the measures being considered, the Tobin tax is probably at the bottom of the list.” Gordon would have known that this was going to be raised at PMQs today and forced Harriet to take a bullet for him. Once a coward…
By cowering across the water Gordon has even let the Tories gain ground on him and his relationship with his beloved Obama. Hague was able to ally the Tories with Obama’s ideas for banking reform and slam the government’s notion that people would actual listen to anything Brown suggests anymore. Harriet was poorly briefed and floundered, Gordon must be wondering if, had he fought, he would have been able to defend himself better. If only he had a little courage.
With modern commnications, there was no need for Brown to go to Stormont. Woodward, useless bell end that he is, could have done most of the work for Brown.
Unless of course Brown was trying to hide….
Brown is a coward, Cameron is the couragous man of the future.
Now pad it out a bit and puff for your stipend please I have real work to do at CCO
Full Spin Ahead
Toot! Toot!
At last a Premier that is uglier that Gordon James Brown. The other prat that took their country into the EU with a white flag waving!
Is that Irish bloke for real? Was he beaten by the ugly stick? Guess his Mummy loves him. Unlike Gerry, where it was mainly his Daddy.
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Where’s Paisley to castigate a fornicating Jezebel when you need him?
Paisley is ever so quiet. Iris really could be responsible for the total breakdown of everything in NI.
Not that the `Gruesome Twosome’ would ever take advantage of a moment of weakness?
Tiocfáidh ár Lá
You had to cut and paste that ‘chucky ar laa’ didn’t you Old Holborn? Fuckin dickhead.
War Criminals: Arrest Warrants Requested
Timothy Bancroft-Hinchey
Pravda
January 27, 2010
International arrest warrants have been requested for George W. Bush, Richard (Dick) Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, George Tenet, Condoleeza Rice and Alberto Gonzales at the International Criminal Court, The Hague, Netherlands.
Professor of Law Francis A. Boyle of the University of Illinois College of Law in Champain, United States of America, has issued a Complaint with the Prosecutor for the International Criminal Court against the above-mentioned for their practice of “extraordinary rendition” (forced disappearance of persons and subsequent torture) in Iraq and for criminal policy which constitutes Crimes against Humanity in violation of the Rome Statute which set up the ICC.
As such, the Accused (mentioned above) are deemed responsible for the commission of crimes within the territories of many States signatories of the Rome Statute, in violation of Rome Statute Articles 5 (1)(b), 7 (1)(a), 7 (1)(e), 7 (1)(g), 7(1)(h), 7(1)8i) and 7(1)(k). Despite the fact that the USA is not a signatory State, the ICC has the jurisdiction to prosecute under Article 12 (2)(a) of the Rome Statute.
When he was born I did not slap his arse, I slapped his ma’s face.
We only do Mecca bingo here.
Its not betting its prediction, so no holy laws broken.
I fear you’re mistaken Bill.
Prediction is Haraam (forbidden), since only Allah knows the unseen.
Really? They are mad for it in Dubai.
“Predict” the correct number and get a discount on a Rolex.
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NO KREDDIT
NO DEAL
THAT IS HAO THE BANQK WURQKXSZ SUKKERS
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Please name the only two countries who at the last OPEC meeting voted in favour of reducing the price of oil?
Iran and Venezuela.
Correct.
But hold on, they are supposed to be the enemy.
KNOW THINE TRUE ENEMY – THE ENEMY WITHIN.
“At last a Premier that is uglier that Gordon James Brown.”
I’m sure he used to serve in the shop on The League of Gentlement – This is a local shop for local people!
I used to purchase essential commodities from a regional shop for regional people, You know the one next to the British shop for British people.
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KONNAEMARA HAM ASKING FOUR MORE
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talks a lot of sense compared to our chap
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Not only beaten with the stick you speak of, but overdosed on the ugly pills to boot. A face like a slapped a***. I refrain from foul language on Guido’s blog.
The Irish Premier ‘beaten with an ugly stick’ is disrespectfully nicknamed ‘Biffo’ (Big Ignorant Fecker From Offaly.) Biffo does not like his nickname.
Pig eyed Mick works well
Was he involved in the Long Good Friday Agreement?
Gobshite anti-Semite c’unt works well too doesn’t it Old Holborn? Away polish your crappy wee scattergun in your bunker bigman.
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Pay Attention. It could save you thousands
http://bishophill.squarespace.com/blog/2010/1/27/why-do-they-want-to-know.html
Move along, Sir
A pity it’s utter bullshit, as usual, eh? You fucking paranoid schizopenic.
schizophrenic* (just a typo OH, just a typo, don’t read anything into it. Juuuuuust a typo)
Indeed Brown is a coward, when was there any doubt?
However I am really confused as to why Hague would latch onto the apron strings of a rapidly discredited, third-rate Marxist failure by the name of Obama?
Pushing an obscene tax that will hurt lots of banks that have also been stuffed through the last economic fuck up!
(before you all cry outrage) I refer to the few banks who have behaved responsibly, lent responsibly, kept money in reserve and survived the crash WITHOUT a government bail-out.
They have gone through the shit caused by the weak political frameworks put in place by successive governments, who allowed the irresponsible banking brethren to fuck all of us over. Many banks world wide did NOT survive and have been taken over cheap by the bailed out banks. Now those that DID behave responsibly, and needed NO bail out and just about survived, are facing being taxed to buggery.
How the fuck can Hague support that? Hanging off the apron strings of a useless lying Marxist to win an election over here? Hague you twat! Grow a pair and start supporting CONSERVATISM again, you wimpish excuse for a wet fart.
I guess the tories really really do want to lose the next election.
Being friends with Barry makes Brown cross. As good a reason as any
It was good politics, because Brown cannot say anything negative about his beloved 11inch Blackmans cock in teh WH. A masterstroke (no pun intended).
Also the trap that was set about spending freeze was absolutely classic but wasted on the lesbian in Purple clothing. Does Jack really take her up the aisle?
I think the Cable is suffering from Parkinsons or his hand was still shaking from a pre PMQ wank. I do find it funny that Clegg has a stand in when he is probably more equal to Halfperson and Billy than he is to Daveboy Cameroon and the mental scottish imbecile
Hague knows that Obama’s bluster will not lead to any changes in the law. Its like the Lisbon referendum promise, Hague and Cambo, knew that the EU would come to their rescue so they could promise whatever they liked. Same with the banks. Obama won’t do anything and so Hague and Cambo will not be able to do anything because it would not be international.
Barry’s priority was to close Guantanamo Bay and a year in he’ still not managed it. Us bankers can sleep easy Gordo is looking after us!
Cameron wasn’t there either – and nor was Nick Clegg.
That’s how important PMQ’s is.
If a deputy stands in for the PM at PMQ then the opposition parties do the same. Did that not occur to you?
Oooh get him!!
Excellent piece Guido, I should have thought of that then I might have asked you to write it but you always seem to be one step ahead of me.
By the way did you hear about Miliband in Kosovo! That was funny.
I have been sent to your planet to rescue the most unfortunate individual in the Universe. We have heard his name is Gordon Brown. Can anyone tell me where he is lkely to be in six months time.
Um… up yours?
the kirkaldy sunshine home for the bewildered delusional and criminally insane..
If only he had a little courage
And if only Cameron had a little of Hague’s quick thinking and oratory skills.
You would fuck off
And you would be a shiteating brown-nosing Dave lickspittle who’s afraid to admit the obvious
A little courage, a little heart and some brains. I smell a musical.
Indeed. Cameron is ‘ Hague-lite ‘ it would seem.
And Hague is nowhere near conservative enough for my liking.
They are all copying labour for fucks sake!
Not enough Nazi more like, crackpot.
Sid, You clearly have not even begun to have the slightest spark of recognition of a nueron firing in understanding of what Nazism is.
I hate Nazism. It has no place outside of one of the darkest episodes of human history.
I prefer real conservatism. The kind that frees people and allows them the freedom to realise their ultimate potential without the cruel and heavy yoke of state interference and fuckmuppetry.
The tories have put forward NOTHING that supports conservative thinking. They are just slightly a cigarette paper’s width to the right of Brown’s labour party.
Nazism? You fuckwit.
This is the first time Hague has used his debating skill on Harriet, on all other occasions he has held back. I wonder if this was because he did not want to show his boss up?
I think I may have peaked too soon.
No, it’s down to the opposition now starting to wind the handle on this shower of shite of a Govt. PLP know they are stuck with Brown, the chances to get shot of the arse have effectively gone. PMQs are going to get steadily more and more fun from here. The only option they have is calling the election early and avoiding PMQs making them look increasingly happless. Why do you think the planted questions are about such minor issues? They’re just seeds to try and help MPs keep their seats.
I would bet Brown will try to miss as many PMQs as possible between now and whenever he goes to see Brenda and ask to close the shop. He knows he’s got so many laser beams pointing at his chest he can’t move for being shot at, and the last thing he wants is to be supplying the varnish for Cameron to look better. Mandleson must be desperately filling his dear friend’s diary with ‘important overseas visits’ by now.
And with Bercow under threat you might see him start to make Brown answer some questions too. A longshot, but might happen.
Animal
*applause*
Animal, I hope you are right, but I have not seen any evidence to support your faith, yet.
Well, I hope to God I’m right too, because if the next few PMQs feature Cameron holding back from increasing the pressure on what must be the most vulnerable PM I can remember then I’ll be very worried about the PLP getting some confidence in the run-up to the General Election.
Most of the Govt’s sitting MPs will be looking for any crumbs of comfort they can lay their grasping fingers on. The last thing they should get is that bumbling halfwit leader of theirs putting in any decent performances for the next 12 Wednesdays.
At least the dismal failure to sort anything out in Northern Ireland will be another rock to hurl at the clown.
One thing did occur to me earlier on. Is Cameron an co attempting to try and rise above the shrieking noise of the likes of Balls and Harman in some quiet attempt to win power by looking more composed or intelligent? Are Cameron and Osborne concerned that if they lay the boot into Brown they may be portrayed as Bullingdon Bully Boys? If that is the case then they really need to think again.
There is a yawning gap in politics right now for someone to stand up and say they will be responsible, shoulder the burden and be prepared to lead this debt ridden, unfocused, disoriented nation and make decisions for the interests of the country and not their party. Decisons that may make Europe howl with anguish, America squirm and China annoyed. Decisons that the tree huggers, the bleeding hearts and the religious fanatics will oppose, perhaps violently. Decisions that the troughing legal system – for it is they you should fear, not the banks – will despise for the termination of their obscene rewards. Decisons that anyone who wishes to be allowed to live peacefully and work without fear of intrusion, manipulation and handcuffed by immoral taxation would welcome. It’s a gap anyone can see, clear as day. A shame no-one seems to be ready to step into it.
you fucking braindead lickspittle
Dave is crap at PMQ’s
Accept it, get over it and stop with the lunatic excuses
He is shit
There’s enough people round the flippin table to have a meeting without McBottler having to be there as well.
In the NI bunker….coward.
Quite so. And although he saved the world he was completely unable to sort out a few squabbling NI politicians. No surprise of course but it was an ideal way to avoid not answering any questions at PMQs. Oh, sorry, that’s the norm for him isn’t it?
The curse of McJonah rides again, poor bloody Belfast.
…If only he had a little courage.
Instead of just a little cock.
In truth, you cant let those Irish lads out to play nicely, can you? It took Y front man to whip into order.
“Little Cock…erell”
Is that what they call a turkey baster now?
But Bill, as Camp David once told me: “EVERYONE likes a bit of cock”.
MY GOD JUST WATCHED WOOLY WOOLAS ON THE POLITICS SHOW IS THERE ANY LABOUR MP WHO DOES NOT TALK UTTER SHIT PLEASE DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND PISS OFF THE LOT OF YA!
They can all go and stick their heads up a dead bears bum!
How much have we paid so Kneecaps can get his hands on the RUC? Easy into the billions. And isn’t that Bloody Sunday still racking up the millions? Unbearlievable.
We know where you live
HOW’S the shagging of brothers and sisters going Adam.
Please note I tyoed that in a different voice. Oh we do not have to do that these days since you er gave up being a fucking terrorist .
Fight the British foir Ireland and then see it sial away to the EU great win not!!
He had to give it up after his terrorist fundraisers in the USA did a runner after 9/11.
Shut up beardy or I’ll set ya dad on you.
***applause***
Just another bullying blustering politician. This time with heavy duty Incest.
FU Adams. We know where all your family live.
Buying people off with other peoples’ money is the Labour way.
Brown’s much pubicised Yemen Conference has been downgraded to a simple 2 hour Meeting. Oh dear, everything’s going to pot.
Everything went to pot when Blair won a second term in 2001 – he should have sacked McDoom straight away and wrested control of the domestic agenda from him. But that is all history now – what beggars belief is that Labour managed to get back in for a third term – it was already clear by then that Labour was bankrupt in Government and that McDoom was busy bankrupting the rest of us!
It’s the in-built electoral advantage enjoyed by this shower. Strangely, they don’t seem too keen to sort it out. Can’t imagine why. Pity DC hasn’t concentrated on this – it would be worth a good few seats but this one appears to have passed him by. No change there.
I’m in
Haha.. And how is your sex-pest uncle?
Haven’t kept up to date on the Straw family’s illegal activities..
I’m in.
Love
Osama the Lad
I’m very interested in Yemen.
Not yer women then?
Confirms my suspicions.
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He’s got one big name to come to his conference.
Clinton arrives in London for Yemen, Afghan talks
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5itElvGuXBEg53MnCir-t1tlvOLQg
Hillary meets Gordon
http://www.daylife.com/photo/0fHP4H0aXX9AG?
I am only coming to see that gorgeous Milibanana!
I come to the USA as a proud friend of Canada…
What’s there to talk about regarding Yemen?
We just need to send the Argylls back to Aden, backed with a couple of Destroyers. Enforce a bit of “Argyll law”. Job done!
It worked last time, until the Government chickened out.
What do you mean, “we haven’t got any Army or navy to spare”?
UKIP are committed to increasing the army to 125,000 soldiers. What a splendidly sensible policy. Meanwhile check out the reports in the papers(Daily Mail among others) today that the Royal Marines have boarded no less than 6 pirate vessels in recent months. They’re so hamstrung by yuman rites and dithering in Whitehall they just merely send them on their way and replenish the pirates supplies of Food and Water COMPLETELY UTTERLY EXTRAORDINARY. WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON!!!!!!!!
PS no mention on the Beeb
Giving pirates supplies of fucking food and water? Surely that’s aiding and abetting criminals? Arrest that RN Captain and confiscate his frigate immediately.
Apparently we have to, either that or put them up in a nice pad in Belgravia with 60″ Plasma screen and the rest. No seriously that was the implication of the article!
Capture the pirates, seize their weapons and dump them over the side, sink their boats and fly them directly to a secure little place in Cuba. I hear Obama wants to close it but I’m sure he could keep it open a little longer. You can’t claim asylum in GITMO.
Don’t fly the pirates to Gitmo – Blackwater’s publicly mused about parking freighters in the area with a proper helicopter gunship on the deck – one could quickly cover a couple of hundred miles to an ‘incident’ and blast several large holes in (through?) the pirate mother ship.
As their islamic friends constantly assert – you only need to carry out a few public executions to deter the other wrongdoers…
“UKIP are committed to increasing the army to 125,000 soldiers.”
Quite possibly, but recruitment has been stuck at around 108,000 for some time now (against a target of about 114,000) and shows no sign of increasing, despite spending shed-loads on advertising. Where do you propose to find the extra?
It must be possible. Treat our soldiers better, to increase retention rates for one.
She’s over to shag Millipead’o the man who loves Serbia so much he mixes them up with Kosova. What a braion he has.
Yes, I heard this to what is the point. It was built up as an importance conference like affair now a 2 hour round table meeting. I am sure Hilary by now thinks its a total waste of time. Surprised she has turned up.
She and the others just doing their bit for ‘global warming’ (well, after all it’s a bit bloody cold again this morning). Wonder what Millitwat Mk2 has to say about HC crossing the Atlantic just so that she can get all moist over his brother??
He really is bottle it brown! Every time.
The Brown Bottler wrote the book on ‘Courage’ you know.
Perhaps he should try reading it.
I wouldn’t fucking bother – it’s terrible.
I can thoroughly reccommend the hardback version.
Cheaper than a lump of coal and burns twice as long.
Still available for a penny on Amazon, but I think I’ll wait for the price to come down.
The publisher needs to find a hold and jump in. A waste of valuable resources as well.
..and I always thought Courage was a Scotchlander beer – more fool me.
Tories being in Obama’s gang will really get the office equipment flying.
I bet he dithered for ages about whether to come back or not. Will dither about the election – the cards are stacking against him but still expect a late one
I’m still expecting none. Why do you think the security threat level was raised this week? Start the slow build up to a national emergency now and it seems far more plausible.
A new security threat level has been invented by HM Government…
The Nokia level (expecially for No 10 secretaries, flunkies and Zanu Labour window lickers….)
Our politicians are very slow to learn. They still believe that Obama is some sort of messiah, whereas the rest of us just think he’s a lying, over-rated, under-talented Marxist c’unt!
Here’s a tip to the out of touch political elite. STOP SUCKING UP TO FOREIGN ELITIST BASTARDS! It does not impress anyone and it tells us, the British electorate, that you do not give a fuck about us.
I shall vote for a party that puts Britain FIRST. Can anyone guess which parties that definition excludes?
All of them, Mr Ned. No political party puts Britain’s interests ahead of their own.
Mr Ned. Try one of the longer comments in
http://order-order.com/2008/01/18/story-you-wont-get-from-bbc-guardian-or/
for the cut of a Stanislav jib.
Cheers for the link…
… interesting.
Stan the man has gone down the pan, see his blog.
Obama does not matter what matters is ol Gordo loves him so if Dave becomes his best mate Gordo will be well gutted big time anything that gets up the twats nose is ok in my book
It wasn’t within an hour of it finishing, if you scroll back through the chat archive I tipped you off that the news he was leaving Belfast came DURING PMQs. He really is shameful isn’t he?
Frankly the talks are probably better off without him…
And I mentioned the report on the BBC web site before PMQs actually rolled into inaction.
Staying in NI “was the right thing to do”. Our great leader was sure after saving the World NI would be a piece of cake – not.
If he had any style or panache, he’d have left insouciantly after a long breakfast, and taken the scenic route. Everyone knows he bottled it, so why not pretend for public consumption that he doesn’t care?
But hat exactly did he think he’d be able to contribute? He almost certainly did more harm than good. He’s not exactly known for his powers of persuasion or grasp of historical nuance; but at the same time he is vain enough to think he knows best and will doubtless have blundered in with patronising bribes. Pour a few million more of English taxpayers’ money down the public sector drain to bribe them to murder each other quietly so the BBC don’t notice, then blame the Unionists for intransigence.
Oncew he leaves – they will probably come to some sort of agreement.
Yeah, last one out alive – turn off the lights!
yeah right and Hagues Questions were lethal
Cameron couldn’t score an open goal if his life depended on it
or is it all still a cunning plan for Dave to be shit on purpose ?
failing against a loser like Brown week after week in PMQs doesn’t exactly bode well does it?
Prime Minister’s Answers are an irrelevance
Give us a twirl
Lose the wig, grandad.
Was I with Brucie or Larry?
Both. You naughty minx!
Who am I?
Poor Gordon, maybe he was hoping Mrs Robinson didn’t have anything on last night!
After all, he nehaves like ateenager when he doesn’t get his way
Apprently she doesn’t have anything on quite often.
She needs to slap on the polyfilla. Thats all she needs to wear. She got a cracking pair of charlies
Surprising what can be done with a good bra. Remember, all that wobbles isn’t blancmange.
Very true. Modern bra design is more akin to one of Telford’s or Brunel’s engineering projects.
Support, underwires, padding, strapping, tension and compression in the same structure, amazing.
What factor of safety do you think, Anon? That would be fun, a bra with a SWL !
Me thinks a boulder holder with a maximum cup load rating would be an interesting proposition.
The maths would get complicated as there would be a dynamic load to be taken into account. The acceleration of the breast during walking running would be fairly straightforward, but then there is also the direction of acceleration.
Not all movement occurs while the woman is vertical. Sometimes leaning forward, in which cas the banding around the chest has to be tight enough to prevent it all falling fowards, while also allowing the woman to still breathe.
Complicated stuff I can tell you.
If any kids could pass A-Level Maths properly these days it would be worth having a Degree course in Bra Engineering.
No good if the all the juices have dried up.
While we are on this slight thread drift, may I just take a moment to record my admiration and appreciation of Emily Nomates’ magnificent chest potatoes, as revealed in the latest video. Posh and stacked, a splendid combination… now where’s that damn box of Kleenex?
Please remeber Anon. The forward locomotion, say, for walking would involve the CofG taking on harmonic motion in two planes. Bracing to prevent sideways as well as up and down displacement would be required.
Running for a bus. Oh my goodness !!!!
More like suspension than compression surely.
Brown departs – harmony reigns.
That is obviously a post-general election headline!
80 million thrown at it, more quangos created, taxpayers money pissed into the wind. Jonah curse strikes again. All the way to NI to discuss parades – when does the first gay arade start? Are there no beginnings to Gordons talents?
He always wanted to be PM one day. And one day would have been enough.
Excellent observation.
Don’t you mean the Gay Gordons? Grab your pumps, you’ve pulled!
Come back Gordon, you cheeky boy!
He wouldn’t know what to do! Plus he certainly wouldn’t enjoy it. Mind you Iris probably likes it up the ghastly gully.
As a New Boy on this forum and sadly OT can anyone say whether it is generally known that our present PM has not got a Driving Licence which makes him ill qualified to pass judgement on the rest of us.
Doubt he would know what to do at the Petrol Pump although I would gladly tell which orifice required insertion.
Eh? Let’s not let the fact that he’s a psychotic, ignorant, bullying, harping, odious, vain Hoon of the lowest order take us away from the serious point of not having a driving license due to his cycloptic (and quite amusing) rugby (well deserved beating round the head as he’s a twat) injury
he can’t even drive!
I expect it’s more to do with him being an uncordinated robotic ‘tard than the excuse with the eye – he said the other eye was fine.
I bet he’s just one of them people that like to have everyone do things for them and if they don’t get to see places because the bus doesn’t go there then he doesn’t care as he’s no interest in learning new things.
Did the retard ever have a driving licence?
No.
So a Marxist, carries brick in carrier bag party pooper. Unable to see in one eye, because of an unreported ‘Rugby Accident’. (God knows how hard I have looked), who then has a soccer injury to the other eye (ditto), with failing eyesight in that last ball. Who has only ever been a city dweller. Has allegedly never had a driving licence and we are supposed to believe that he will treat Motorists fairly?
What about the Fucking Potholes you Snotgobbler?
The multiple choice questions were to difficult for him.
You are too generous to him. You omitted the overweening sense of entitlement, and a spiteful and vengeful loathing for anyone and everyone who gets in his way.
Brooding, malevolent, snidey, black eyed, black hearted, bumbling, indifferent, autistic, cold soul, treacherous, backsliding, venomous, scathing, philistine, and all round top bloke in Politics in the UK.
WTF have we done to deserve this?
Not keen then?
I saw a man fitting his description driving a Jag X type estate during the summer. I flicked the V’s just in case.
Surely you must know that Brown fails the health requirements.He has only one eye(after losing one in a sporting accident whilst in his teens) and has sight problems.Hence his “bad” writing and his briefing notes at PMQs are written in large letters in black tip felt pen. However that doesn’t stop the British electorate hating his guts !!
He is a liar and a coward and we only have his word he damaged his eyesight playing with odd shaped balls.
My old boss lost an eye and a hand in a tank during WWII. He drove with no problems.
njb
he just is not qualified
incompetance personified
we all know he lied and lied
big fan of gay pride
Welcome to this Forum newjerseyboy.
I think you will have to up your game somewhat to keep up with the level of invective and sheer hatred of the snot-gobbling piece of rectum-faced, necrotic brained object of mouldy shit known as the arch coward and retarded spunkstained fuckmonkey Gordon Brown.
Keep reading the forum and you will get a flavour of the sheer unadulterated and absolutely pure hatred that Brown invokes in people.
Welcome indeed, njb.
You will have noticed already that Mr Ned only gives us the merest suggestion that he doesn’t quite like McBust very much. Personally, I think Mr Ned is holding back from letting us really know how much he dislikes the Brown Ruin.
You have to stop beating around the bush, Mr Ned. Let us know what you really think!
OK,
The right dishonourable Gordon Brown, MP, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland is (take a deep breath) a maliscious, cowardly, craven, mendacious, base, deceitful, dishonest lying, incompetent, foul, perverted, malignant, sick and evil caricature of a lame brained dick faced feitid peice of shit stained piss-soaked necrotic flesh torn from the diseased and rotting foreskin of a seriously rotting and fungal infected weasel that has been the subject of experimentation causing a disgusting genital growth of the most wretched, foul-smelling and repugnant weeping pustular kind. He lacks any sense of decency, honesty, compassion, warmth, generosity, or anything commonly associated as good. He is a mentally incompetent, retarded fuckwitted twatmonkerous cretin who takes regular fuckmuppetry to an entirely new and exasperating level of such elephantine cock-uppery that he bends the fabric of space-time around a gravitational well caused by the vacuacity of his brainless empty-headed bollocky braindeadedness. The depth of his venal corruptibility and pusillanimous despicability is only matched by his rank incompetence and gross negligence in the performance of his statutory duty. His is a wankmizzened twatilliory bastard fucktard on steroids. He is the most awful, fucking waste of atomic nuclii ever concieved by a God that must have been pissed out of his tree the day that Brown was concieved.
I hate him to the ends of space and time itself. I hate him with every sub-atomic particle in every part of every universe in every dimension.
He fully deserves to be killed to death multiple times, each being more slow and painful than the last, resulting in a final cataclysmic end rending his body into fine slices to be burned, broken down in acid, and the resultant goo placed inside a box placed on a rocket and fired into a distant sun.
I think that almost begins to hint at my absolute and utter and complete hatred of every single aspect of the man.
He will of course take heart that you have given him more attention and care than his Beard. You could be on for a date there Mate!
Not so bad as politicans go then!
Pop you down as a maybe then, Mr Ned?
Ned – your getting very snippy again and I am worried this could be bad for your health. In your case as in mine GB needs to carry a Health Warning.
one or two spelling mistakes in there MrNed, but I forgive you.
don’t let the pranny wind you up, we need you alive to VOTE
We are always very polite about our Polititians in New Jersey so I will have to learn new ways.
Should I go to Special Nightschool Classes?
No, simply pay close attention to his forum.
It might be worth checking just how many times the words ‘We believe…’ were used in the post…er… fizzle press talk to.
Not sure if PM Brown and his merry band have sussed that what they believe doesn’t necessarily convince, much less reassure the rest of the world outside the BBC.
‘Friend’ is getting recent over usage by Politburo members, part of the subliminal message
Who’s Melvyn King?
One of the few apparachiks who’s prepared to turn round and tell Salvatore Mundi that he’s a pig-ignorant chump. This personality defect has ensured that he’s probably the only chairman of the Bank of England who hasn’t been knighted on agreeing to a second term on Office.
Good point GoM. Surely, Ol’ Merv deserves a Peerage for services to the Country by way of publicly humiliating McBust at every opportunity.
The Govelnor of the Bank of Engrand.
the governor’s twin brother who fills in from time to time when Merv is too busy sticking pins into g brown dolls and stuff…
Does McBust always insist that they take his photo from his right side so we dont have to stare at his glass blob ?
No, he was turning round to say, “Shut that door.”
“Chase Me!”
Caption Contest:
Would all the useless, fat, ugly bastards turn round and face the camera, please.
SMC
(spilt my coffee)
How About:The Belfast singles night was a total flop after Iris Robinson Cried Off !
Gordon Brown was already out of the running because, he’s already had “A poke in the Iris” !
that’s the corneast joke…..stop lashing out and put a lid on it …….
bit ighbrow for me
IGMC
Like the War Picture Library comic books!
“Bottler Brown, Man of Courage”
“A weakly (sic) series retelling the story of Wee Jimmy Broon, son of the Ponce, a man notorious for hiding behind women’s skirts.”
£1.00 ONO, no Scottish notes accepted.
It’s not Semtex he needs to worry about it’s NITROGLYCERINE!!
And nitro is a lot more unstable.
Yes and it has to be said that Hague missed a trick there because throwing some nitro into the mix would have made an already shaken (not stirred!) Harriet look even more out of her depth ! :)
Read more here http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100127/tbs-uk-gilts-on-bed-of-nitroglycerin-war-327c223.html
Mr Fawkes, that’s hardly kind to Gordon. Utterly merciless would be better.
How about Gordon Brown’s Face Toilet Paper? Technically straightforward, and satisfyingly functional.
I bought some on ebay, he couldn’t even get this right, it was fucking Izal, you have to tear a hole in it to use it. The centre piece, with his wonky eye on it, is ideal for cleaning out under your nail
Terrorists on one side of the table, a drugged up depressive on the other. Sounds like a great laugh!
What about Gordon? Isn’t he supposed to be on those as well. The F’Ugly Irish bloke would have to be on maximum Dose, maximum intake, hourly meds to contemplate looking that weird. FFS Narnia couldn’t come up with anything that Grotesque. Is he a Socialist perchance?
More or less, his party are Liberal Democrat, pro green, pro EU traitors.
A bit like Dismal Daves version of green / red conservatism.
A little bit of courage is all he ever had.
Wednesday Caption Competition:
“Gordon, as you demanded, we’ve found a photo op in which you’re the looker.”
Terrorists to the left of me
murderers to the right!
here i am stuck in the middle with you !
Here I am, stuck in the middle with ME…
The only country in the world that can out Gobshite a British politican is Ireland. Their politicos are beyond parody, description or anything else in the lexicon. There simply is not a sufficency of language English or otherwise to describe the Gobshiteness of the surrender monkey Irish political class!
Expect Haiti like scenes of destruction in Ireland within the next fortnight.
Having just watched Sky News, I was convinced I was witnessing an explosion in an ugly factory. Imagine my surprise to discover it was the two ugliest bastards in politics (correct me if I’m wrong) standing on the steps at Stormont – Bottler Brown and Cowen the (insert appropriate word)…
Presumably you are restricting this to men? If not, what about Beckett?
You bastard!
Well hello Pretty Lady.
You are of course forgetting Margaret ‘Arkle’ Beckett.
Or Ann Widdecombe – remember the spoof election poster: next to a picture of Ann the caption: “Vote Conservative or next time she’s naked”
We have all come to an agreement that meeting those two fuck ugly bastards on a dark night would scare the bejasus out of you..
if by some miracle they get adeal and ring the bells in celebration at least they’ve a choice on hand as to who gets the gig………
My impression from watching PMQs for a few months are that
1) Gordon Brown & Hatemen always attempt to score (lame) political points when answering questions – especially when responding to questions that aren’t overtly party political.
2) The vast majority of questions from Labour backbenchers are dismal plants, always far too long & almost always either almost totally unfocussed or concentrating on irrelevant minutiae. Even when ex-ministers are putting the boot in for the government their delivery is lamentable (eg Blunkett & Dave’s plywood promise).
3) Conversely Tory (and some other) backbenchers more often than not deliver short, focussed questions. Today’s PMQs had examples of Tory questions that were too long (womens’ medical screening) and short & hard hitting (SNP & Lib Dem).
4) Finally, William Hague’s PMQs responses to Hatemen effortlessly upstage David Cameron’s efforts with Gordon Brown. Why do the Tories persist with Dave?
I know what you mean about Cameron v Hague performance wise. Whilst it’s true that those looking for a quick hit of Chateau Le Shadenfreud will get more mileage from a Hague response – Camerons restraint does highlight all the more Brown’s Ya Boo type inane non answers (Tory Toff’s ad nauseum). Does the electorate on the whole also see this contrast is the question and so the jury is out on who is the most effective in the long term I think.
“the electorate on the whole” never ever watches PMQs.
Harperson was dropped in at the last minute and it showed.
It also shows that GB must spend hours in the bunker preparing for PMQ’s to bulldoze his way through without answering questions and smearing the oppo.
I get the impression the tories have almost given up with it and don’t spend too much time worrying about it.
If DC had been there today I think it would have been a similar ‘rise above it all’ performance like last week
Harman did very well at PMQ’s today. She managed to read the non-answer to every question without once looking up during the 30 minute reading of the prewritten tractorstats.
It’s a pity that Hague peaked early a few years ago- he’s clearly a man who would now lead the Tories to clear victory. But.. vote for Cameron and you’ll get Hague free. He might even replace Cameron in a few year’s time.
5/1 ladbrokes
William Hague. Does he still want his county back? Remember that load of old shite. Give up on these no hopers and vote UKIP
Possibly because Hague resigned from the Party Leader job?
Which party was that? The surrender everything to the EU party!!
Guido – can’t you organise a million white feathers or something fitting to raise awareness of Brown’s cowardice
Splendid idea! Count me in for a tenner if you’re fundraising for it.
(nibble) (preen) (pluck) A-UUURRKK!!! (ptoo!)
(ping)
That parrot format’s getting a bit tired now bird brain.
There’s a lot of them about, in case you haven’t noticed. You don’t get out of the bunker much, do you?
Even the fully hackneyed Oaten comments look fresh compared to the friggin Parrot.
As we get nearer to the biggest UK Political Event even in a decade, that might just infuriate. A lot!
I’m a cock!
I’m a cock-a-too!
(ping) blah blah boring repetitive bullshit (skuttle) etc etc yawn….
Thanks for asking these horrid people to stop cruelly mocking me, Mr Buttplug… You obviously have the same tastes and interests as I do.
I’m liking that idea…………
Whilst we are at it, we can commission a Chinese firm to make a million plastic Gordon Brown Pinocchio noses for people to wear whenever they hear Gordon talking about the economy.
I have sent a white feather to Gordon every weekday for about 5 months following an post on here, second class, never had a response but at least I feel a little satisfaction
Good on yer, bravo!
i hope you’ve turned the heating up for the cockatoo’s sake……..
Madame Tussauds unveil their new exhibition of The Most Evil Men In History !
Room only for one im afraid.
Is that Gordon’s Guide dog?
http://www.daylife.com/photo/04BsfIv11FfQk?
Caption competition: Sketch my prick , Cocksuckers!
It was there this morning ?
Looks like he’s adjusting the catheta tube going down to the bag on his left leg.
No: he thinks he’s back in his father’s Kirk, and is approaching the Harmonium.
Either that, or he’s trying to remember how The Hokey-cokey goes.
Is the Shadow behind Gordon the elephant in the room?
Since his suites seem to be cut to be worn over flack jackets I guess he’s adjusting the matching Cobham ceramic armour cod piece.
Cod piece?
Thimble shurely
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…his suits aren’t well-fitting either, are they – more like ‘loose covers’, really.
Gordon ‘l have courage’ Brown is a fcuking yella-bellied sand sh ‘ite
Gordons flag a white cross on a white background !
Peter Robinson Say’s to Iris
tell me something that will make me Sad and Happy at the same time
Iris say’s Gerry Adams Cock is Smaller Than Yours !
That is funny, east of the Irish Sea.
What a nasty piece of work Gordon is.
A coward, a liar, and a failure.
You omitted ‘psychopath’
…Sorry – I stand corrected.
you also missed…
a socially inept, one eyed fucking scottish twat, a bully, a tosspot retard, piece of shit…
Ignorant, rude and narcissistic.
I would like to make a full and unreserved apology to Guido for having a right fucking go at him or whoever was moderating the PMQ’s thread.
The PMQ live feed just drives me fucking crazy.
Know what I mean?
Anyway I am now going off to thrash myself with a birch as penance for my sins.
Not becuase I get any enjoyment from it you understand.
Once again sorry. I will abstain next week to be on the safe side.
I did wonder what on earth had swung your perch so hard to come out with all that invective.
Yes. Great negotiating strategy
Yesterday Brown was in meeting negotiating with DUP
Outside his press spokesmen were attacking Tories for having dared to chair talks between the DUP and UUP in an attempt to persuade the DUP to do the deal on devolution. Brown’s acolyte span this as terrible and improper and that the DUP was not a party that any sane person should do business with. I am sure that helped create a wonderful atmosphere
Never mind. Jonah’s now flown home so we have 48 hours to seal the deal
I take a lovely snap, to be sure, not like that ugly fecking hoor next to me.
How many saw the Eric Pickles contribution to the ‘Daily Politics’ this morning, just before PMQs?
Eric has not learnt to stop digging when he has fallen into a hole of his own making.
Harman cannot resist a jibe, and today was no exception. The only problem for her is that it pushes up her ‘Nasty’ Party rating.
Pickles made a complete twat of himself on the Daily Politics, trying to browbeat Andrew Neil. Neil is not an interviewer that can be messed about lie that, and he gleefully turned the tables on Jabba, the coup de grace being not giving Woolas the last word, because as Neil explained ” It would shooting at an open goal”. Collapse of stout party.
The quicker that Fat Fucker fucks off the better! He sounds like a hard nosed Mill Owner, and is a Smug U Like.
He gets about a bit Pickles. Didn’t know he could run.
Pickles is a one-man disaster zone
I’m amazed his party handlers let him anywhere near a microphone
What on Earth was Pickles doing on the Daily Politics? He obviously decided at the start of the interview that he wasn’t going to answer any questions. By turning up to sneer he looked shifty, stupid and out of touch – exactly like Prescott used to.
He even tried to engage Brillo with repeatedly calling him ’snarky’ or similar – just like Prescott used to.
He richly deserved the final put down that he received.
Maybe he plays well with a key demographic in the same unfathomable way that Prescott pushes some people’s buttons.
he’s the antidote to the tory’s are smooth highly educated toffs line………and what a fine job he’s making of it…….short of shagging his secretary and declaring a totally unbelievable eating disorder he couldn’t do any more to remind the great unwashed that Prezza could have made it in the tory party too……it seems everyone in politics is scared of bunteresque figures…..go figure
This photo should be your caption competition for this week.
My entry is ‘My deficit’s bigger than yours”
I feel the hand of history on my…………….is that yours Woodward
Guido,
The Lynx video advert -’ keeping Keeley interested’ is excellent……. it is good of the advertisers to add value to the site as well………….
I see Jersey Jack Straw ( aplologist and protector of peadophiles and abusers of children in “care”) supporter of an illegal war is “relaxed” about his performance as a a cabinet minister for the last 12 years.
I think we will be the judge of that. Minister for Justice? What a joke.
Anybody support this sanctomonious little shit?
What will Butler achieve? if there is no court in which to prosecute Bliar etc. what is the point?
BBC: “Labour, of course, argues that government spending promotes growth and therefore reduces the public spending cuts needed in the future.”
hmmmm.
With fucking idiot wankers like that in charge of the economy, it’s no wonder we’re in so much shit.
Labour never did understand maths or economics.
I always wonder how grown-ups can spend their whole adult life clinging to ideas that are self-evidently complete shite to anyone with half a brain. I guess all labour supporters/MPs must have a intellectual mental age of about 2, because even my 4 year old would recognise the flaws in their logic and tell them that what they’re saying makes no sense.
The complete opposite of what labour say is true.
In the instance above when labour say “spending”, they mean spending as much money as possible on the public sector, they don’t mean taking-in less money by lowering taxes (although both things are technically spending)
The former is insane in the current situation but is what they want to do regardless; it would no have any effect at all on real growth, and only serves to increase the structural debt to the point of total economic collapse.
The latter would actually create huge genuine growth, inspire confidence in the economy, and ultimately pay off the existing structural debt.
They need to do 2 things at the same time:
1) Cut spending on the public sector
2) Cut taxes
That’s the only way out; there is no alternative unless you want to cause the complete collapse of the economy and send us back to the stone age.
Have you had a secret look at their master plan?
The secret, is to keep banging the rocks together guys…..
Government spending *can promote growth* short term and only if there happens to be a surplus from which to plunder.
Long term it is as useful for promoting growth as having a diet that solely involves eating one’s own faeces promotes long life and good health.
Ah, yes, but I wouldn’t see that as “spending” as such in that instance (and I don’t think it’s what labour, or the BBC see as spending either) – I’d see that instance (government spending a surplus) as a form of simply returning overpaid taxes.
It is spending, but it’s a form of spending which is completely alien to labour/bbc.
So, what you’re saying is, I think, entirely correct. It’s just that that’s not what labour or the BBC mean when they said what they did.
I was using the assumption that when they said “spending” they meant increasing the size of the public sector by indirectly borrowing more money from the private sector; a double-whammy of increasing the public debt while also increasing tax taken from the private sector via the inevitable tax rises.
“a double-whammy of increasing the public debt while also increasing tax taken from the private sector via the inevitable tax rises.”
It’s a double-whammy for the public in the short term.
It’s an infinite-whammy for the public in the long term due to the inevitable economic collapse that that approach uses.
In the medium/long term you have negative feedback loops going on regarding the value of sterling, the confidence of international organisations in the uk economy, the private sector going bust and moving abroad due to being overtaxed and due to nobody having any real money/confidence.
and so on….the inevitable effect of labour’s approach is basically just a negative feedback loop of various factors leading to total economic annihilation. You need to break out of that loop by taking big brave (and relevant) steps, otherwise collapse is inevitable.
or, as I said on the BBC blog:
“it’s like doubling your stake at the roulette wheel on every spin and continuing to play/double even when you win.” (borrowing at each turn; sooner or later you’ll run out of money and won’t be able to borrow any more, and you’ll be thrown out onto the street, penniless, and completely fucked)
And where is the democratic mandate for all this spending and debt servicing. If McDoom had proposed giving everyone in Britain £5,000 to do as they please with, he would have had to get it through Parliament. The end result would actually have stimulated a lot of economic activity. Although we would eventually have to pay for it.
But no instead he adds to the debt by throwing money at the Banksters. We the public are left to pay for it though we were never consulted. “Its socialism Jim, but not as we know it” From each according to their powerlessness to each according to their lack of need!
In electronic circuits, negative feedback is used to cancel out distortion in a system.
Components such as most processors inside PCs have fans attached. The fan runs faster as the component gets hotter. If the fan fails, the component fries and PC ends up toast.
By analogy, we have a bunch of fannies, handsomely paid both individually and as a party, to act as Her Majesty’s Loyal Opposition. Their nominal job is to regulate the excesses of a muckheap of marxist lunatics determined to avalanche the country into destruction.
The Tories are about as effective an Opposition as a leaf of wet lettuce would be inside your PC.
Democratic Mandate, Dr Evil?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
These fuckers actively and positively hate democracy.
Following Dr Evil’s lead…
Just a single year’s basic overspend by this government (not taking into account qe or the bank bailouts etc) is equivalent to around £3,000 for every man, woman, and child in the country.
If the total structural debt and qe etc (ie well over a trillion, probably nearer 2 trillion if you count all the things that you should count) was given to people directly instead of just being burnt, that’d be about £40,000 for every man, woman, and child in the country.
That puts it into perspective I think, and helps illustrate just how badly labour have fucked up. It’s going to take a fuck of a long time to pay that back.
Obviously I hope labour lose the election, but more than that, I hope that the labour MPs (especially Brown) get tarred and feathered and then hung up on lamposts.
What they’ve done is more than just criminal; it’s verging on a crime against humanity for uk citizens; they’ve fucked us all up for generations, and it’s been entirely deliberate, and only done because they’re too arrogant to admit that they don’t understand how things work and didn’t let competent people have a go instead.
They’ve deliberately destroyed the country purely out of spite to the tories and to try and hide the true figures from the voters.
Brown/Labour; you truly are abso-fucking-lutely evil.
This is am amazing picture. You have captured an image of Sean Woodard in Northern Ireland – just about the only part of the UK where he doesn’t own a country house – its provided by the taxpayer instead.
PS if you look carefully you can see Robinson and McGinness kicking each other under the table
Ah yes ….. and Robinson gets Italian Designer Water (with bubbles) while Gordon and Biffo make do with Tap. More extravagance
India plans manned space mission in 2016
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.b2bf77de17a9aaed90c52bff5566ace6.781&show_article=1
So why is our Glourious leader giving India foreign aid and Dave rinfencing it?
We can’t even afford a simple space mission, let alone a manned one.
Good point – we even give aid to China which owns trillions of our debt. Bloody farcical isn’t it?
Yes.
India be winning the Asian space race, as the Islamic Space Programe has hit a unsurmountable technological brick wall:
Because the position of Mecca is rapidly changing relative to the spacecraft, the pious Islamic astronauts would need to be constantly praying, leaving no time to fly the spaceship
Can Spaceships fly blind in the fog
I thought when they opened the envelope it had a note saying
‘feed the monkey’
Where would we get out groceries when we colonise the moon
Tesco
from the asdanauts….? IGMC
Has Dave given the Indians an Iron Caste Guarantee?
*claps*
Honky guilt money for sins of colonialism. That’s what western aid amounts to.
In a similar vein, why aren’t leftists collectively made to cough up millions in reparations for the murder and mayhem their ideology has brought around the world in the last 100 years.
All the money in all the world could not begin to repair the damage they have caused. I think we will just have to accept a polite apology.
Because the Left, collectively, doesn’t really ‘do’ money. Or contrition. Or regret, at least so far as their own actions are concerned.
It’s true what they say “They Fucking Get Everywhere”
Biffo to Gordon:
“This speed dating doesn’t really work does it”
New Labour were willing to do a peace deal with the IRA who murdered British civilians but they are not willing to do a peace deal with the Taliban who are involved in an armed struggle against an occupying force.
Doesn’t make any sense whatsoever does it.
A highlight of this week’s “what do we do about Afghanistan?” conference in London will be the announcement of a $500-million program to bribe low-level Taliban fighters to quit.
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/opinion/opedcolumnists/taliban_for_sale_UZnkj117GyD7XmrQ8uN6LK
Fucking hell,if they offered me a few million to leave the country,I would take it.
What about an exchange scheme with a Taleban? Yes Helmand is a shit hole but it’s not run by New Labour.
When you occupy a nation and then are forced to offer the local people money to lay down their guns it means you have been defeated and have lost the war.
They will lay down their guns, take the money, buy new guns and make a profit.
Utter, utter madness on Brown’s behalf. No change there then.
Troops out.
“The sum could be as much as between $500 million and $1bn over the next five years”
http://english.aljazeera.net/news/asia/2010/01/2010127102734689234.html
I read somewhere it costs a million bucks to send one US soldier into a warzone for 1 year, so 500 million bucks is cheap in the grand scheme of things
500 million bucks buys a lot of AK47s which will kill a lot more of our soldiers.
So is not cheap at all.
Unless you consider the lives of our soldiers to be cheap which you do by the sound of it.
Danegeld ?
Viking pay off.
Fantastic! If we have gone full circle, when was the peak?
Terrorism is the price of empire.
The US Empire.
Even stranger is Nulabours peculiar moral stance in all of this
They are totally against capital punishment within our own country no matter how hideous the crime. Yet when it comes to a far away country of which we know little and care less, they dont give a stuff about killing foreigners on a flimsier pretext.
They carry on as though we still living in the days of the Raj. yet they are such Gobshites they dont understand the enemies they are making and consequently our dire need to buy bigger and bigger sticks to defend ourselves with.
New Labour = Moral Inversion
258 – Yes: odd, isn’t it: against Capital Punishment (Corporal Punishment, indeed, against any form of Punishment) and opposed to War (they had the old Ministry of War re-named The Ministry of Defence), and stridently opposed to ‘The Merchants of Death’, yet blithely and without a real thought, send our men off – inadequately supplied – to kill and be killed; all for ‘The Preservation of Life’, but acquiesce in – indeed, encourage – Abortion and the killing of the Elderly and the ill; extremely vocal in their devotion to human rights, yet determined to extinguish the inalienable (we thought!) rights of the English to be free of tyranny, of the abuse of power and office, of foreign power, of arbitrary rule. In the name of Freedom, they have curtailed it. In the name of Equality, widened the gap of inequality. In the name of Life, sentenced untold thousands to death – and are avid yet further to increase the number. In the name of Protection, they have stripped us of that simplest, and most basic one, of privacy. In the names of ‘fairness’ and ‘prudence’ they reduce all of us to abject poverty – but themselves! Proud of, indeed, flaunting, their lack of knowledge or understanding of History, they condemn us all to repeat it: not just the 1930’s, or cynical Walpole’s “Every man has his price.”, but Danegeld, The Barons, even ‘The Year of The Four Emperors’ when, as Tacitus sourly observed, ‘cuncta venalia’ – everything was for sale.
Very thought provoking stuff Jethro. A lot of issues there!
I’ve always thought it odd that a political movement (i.e. the left ) which is always at such great pains to stress the collective solution or response, is so willing to do a complete volte face over the issue of abortion and declare unambiguously for the supremacy of individual rights i.e for the woman concerned.
I can only conclude that its part of their masterplan to destroy the family and traditional values.
It is as decreed by Eric Blair
I imagine theres a lot of people who are labour supporters that didn’t want the war.
But on the other hand, Tony Blair did get to go on American TV a lot. He liked that. So not a complete disaster.
Yes it does, one group are white, christian and western, now let me guess which one…..
They thought of sending Peter Hain but decided that he was too orange.
I’m too French polished.
I’m French Polish.
You radiate charm
still
Yes William, let us avoid the subject of Afghanistan completely.
Just as you Tories wish to avoid the subject of Iraq because you lot are as guilty of facilitating war crimes as the Labour party.
You’re a joke Waad. You Tories are a total fucking disgrace and have betrayed our troops as surely as the Labour war criminals.
Chilcott has stopped for tea but just prior to tea Lord Goldsmith deployed the lawyers defence i.e. that his opinion as to legality of the war was based on confirmation from his client which as we know from evidence yesterday from Sir Michael Wood was written confirmation signed off by Bliar that Iraq was in “material breach” although Elizabeth Wilmshurst’s view was that that could only be confirmed by the UN Security Council NOT the UK government in isolation or in partnership with the americans.
When Lord Goldsmith was asked why he particularly asked the Prime Minister to confirm IN WRITING he replied that he wished “to concerntrate the prime Minister’s attention on the matter”
Should be alright for Bliar though as Phil Woolas has given his considered view on the Daily Politics Show that British Law is not bound by International Law and so whilst the legality of the war under INTERNATIONAL law may be questioned it was legal under BRITISH Law presumably it being authorised by Parliament who voted on the baisi of what they were told by the Prime Minister(keep up at the back).Things must be desperate if ministers are falling back on the old “Hitler Defence” i.e. BUT it was legal under GERMAN legislation etc…………
I’ve only recently started watching the DP on Wednesday – think last week Norman Tebbit was on it, and this week Michael Heseltine. I’ve got nothing against Norman – but why are the Tory reps so old?
Lord Tebbit may be old but he is pure gold!
Anything which is rubber stamped by this Government is legal (even if it isn’t).
I am reminded of an old moot point: What is the difference between ‘law’ and ‘orders backed by threats’?
The ‘correct’ answer boiled down to procedural correctness: is the rule arbitrary or capricious, rather than being the result of ‘due process’ being followed. Troublemakers at the back of the class brought up the tricky subjects of Nazi Germany and Apartheid South Africa.
Their disruption of the reigning consensus was not appreciated.
Oh dear. I spy a death trap for Blair.
He claims that British Law trumps International Law but of course ever since the European Parliament and Courts came into existence that has not been the case.
As a consequence of handing sovereignty to the EU Blair will be unable to avoid being tried at the Hague and hanged for his war crimes.
How exquisitely ironic, isn’t it? He will quite literally be hoist by his own petard!
You should have kept up with events Mr Blair and your American handlers should have sought better constitutional advice and then you would have been able to evade the rope.
I never thought I would say this but God Bless the EU!
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
String him up.
He should ask his letter box wife, her chambers specialises in the International aspects.
Mrs Belvoir thinks that the invasion of Iraq was justified because of the Halabja poison gas atrocity, when 5000 civilians were murdered by the late Chemical Ali.
I had to point out that if Saddam had been left in power, he would have had to commit a Halabja-type atrocity every year for twenty years to get to the estimated hundred thousand Iraqis killed as a direct result of the Bush/Blair adventure.
198 – Sorry, old chap, but wasn’t a ‘petard’ the old equivalent of a land-mine (a.k.a. ‘anti-personnel device’: the Germans had a wonderfully designed one in WWII, that would shatter – shall we say – a man’s lower abdomen); to be ‘hoised/hoysed/ or hoist’ was to be raised in the air. A Pioneer’s task was as fraught with danger then as bomb-disposal officer’s now: plant your ‘petard’, carefully cover it, add some life-like camouflage – so life-like, that you tread….. and up you go!
So, perhaps not “quite literally be hoist by his own petard!”
What is this INTERNATIONAL LAW that everyone keeps harping on about?
Who has jurisdiction? Who can punish if these alleged laws are not adhered to?
The UN. Don’t make me laugh. They’re a bunch of milquetoasts; set up so that America could dominate the world economically in the aftermath of WW2.
INTERNATIONAL LAW? Just fucking stop it now before I piss myself.
The Hague discharges justice to those who commit war crimes.
We can’t hang Bush but we can hang Blair.
Next best thing.
Is not British law trumped by EU Law. What if the European Court found the war illegal?
Yes it is Sting. And the best part is the only way Blair can prevent being hanged is by arguing it is unconstitutional for the EU to have supremacy over the British Parliament because the British people with whom sovereignty lies have not had a referendum to give their permission to their sovereignty being handed over to a foreign power.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
I am laughing my fucking ass off dude.
YOU COULD NOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP!
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
This is fucking magic.
Oh Irony of Ironies. We will be getting Blair applying to join UKIP next!
Sting’s Beard – Why does he keep spoiling things for me? Here am I thinking of becoming a left-footer, then he’s accepted; I’m about to vote UKIP – again (always assuming there is an ‘again’), and you threaten me with Blair! What next? Dare I flee to ANOTHER PARTY? Or will he be grinning there, as once his grinning face used to appear in the HM’s study at North Britain’s Eton…?
Do you reckon Purgatory would be safe? Heaven safer? Hell…?
Lord, I repent, in sackcloth and ashes; I repent of all the sins of the flesh, and of all spiritual sins: please, please, Dear Lord, do not condemn me to spend Eternity with His Archinsincerity and Her Awfulness: indeed, Lord
“Take me away, and in the lowest depth there let me lie!”
I take back (if it is not now too late) all the wicked things I said about John Wesley – all the captious things I said about ‘The Italian Mission’, the harsh things about Anabaptists, the stinging things about Evangelicals, the uninformed things about Pentecostals, my criticisms of ++Runcie, of ++Coggan, and of ++Carey: give me Eternity, and I might even be reconciled to the ‘hairy, beardy lefty’… but the… THEM! Please send me to the lakes of boiling Asphalt, the mountains of red-hot cinders, the deserts of hot, parched sands, the inspissated and tenebrous gloom of that Other Place, rather than where I might have to endure their insufferable company…
An apology to Jethro.
Sorry old chap, I know not what I do!! Perhaps it wont be as bad as all that. I suspect Blair will be the focal point of a major schism within the Catholic Church
As for UKIP he will probably be another Kilroy Silk. An establishment plant sent to discredit a worthy institution. We can all see through him.
Forgive me if I am wrong, but was not the invasion of Iraq launched because Saddam and Co where in defiance of international opinion, the UN and international law?
So, Saddam may well have argued ‘I am the leader of iraq and what I say is law’ and therefore, in iraq at least, international law can go fuck itself.
So, the US and little old us invade iraq at the cost of thousands of lives and much treasure and eventually Saddam dangles at the end of a rope. Great (cant say he didnt deserve to dangle, but was it our place to put him there?)
We invaded Iraq because they where in defiance of international law, BUT now it turns out that the invasion may well have been as well, but that doesnt matter because it was legal under British Law! Brilliant!
So they are trying the ‘Nuremburg defense’ are they, that so long as its legal under our own laws we can do what the fuck we want. But if some loony with a bad tasche and lots of oil defies international law its a pretext for an invasion?
Im confused. my IQ stops at 125 and therefore im incapable of telling the fucking difference here, can someone help? Why is the ‘Nuremburg defense’ OK for blair et al, but not for Saddam, or the Nazis?
er, the winners decide?
Calm Down Dear – it doesn’t count after all it WAS Phil Woolas who claiimed the so caled “Nuremborg defenceon the Daily Politics Show
I suggest that we’ll just have to send for Miss Lumley again (Philip you’ve let down me;you’ve let down your colleagues down and even worse you’ve let down yourself) who’ll make him sit on the naughty step until he’s admitted he’s been a very very silly boy
Saddam was the first oil producer to trade in Euros not Dollar, long time
Oh dear. Somebody hasn’t taken their Olanzapine.
oh dear, William got a good hiding!
Don’t argue – its what the terrorists would want
Good intent Groucho but flawed thinking.
I am arguing in favour of dividing the terrorists by ending the occupation of Afghanistan which causes our enemies to form a coalition.
If we leave the local fighters will kick out the foreign Alqaeda fighters because they will no longer need them as allies and don’t want the heat they bring. No Afghan has ever attacked this country.
William Waad however is arguing in favour of perpetuating the enemy;s The outcome of Waad’s and the Tories’ argument will be more dead soldiers for no good reason.
You’re a fucking traitor Waad.
Will you go to the front-line and fight the Taliban?
Then shut the fuck up.
the ‘enemy’ are breeding and training from birth the next generation of Mujaadeen, are we training the next generation of ‘protectors’?
It’s not just the debt we are leaving our grandchildren to deal with
Do any of these side effects look or sound familiar?
Rather than constipation I understood Gordon suffered with wildly unpredictable and violent voiding of the bowel
Tobin Tax? As in Peter Tobin?
Time tobin it
So Harriet was poorly briefed? No suprise there – can you imagine if she had done a fantastic job? It would have made her look all the more a suitable candidate to replace Jonah. Perish the thought.
Sorry – can’t imagine her doing a fantastic job at all.
Please -don’t mention Harriet’s briefs -I have just finished lunch.
McFuckwit killed two birds there. Avoided embarrassing questions about the economy, and contrived to ensure Harperson gave a crass performance, thereby neutralising her usurping threat.
You mean he got something right for the wrong reason!
180 – And isn’t this exactly what makes us all want to put on our kicking-boots and not just stamp, but jump up and down all over our Politicians?
I’ve forgotten who, and am too tired (aka lazy) to look it up, shouted out “Speak for England…” at the beginning of the Debate that (I think) ended Neville Chamberlain’s Prime Ministership: will no-one now ’speak for England’? Is it all now, merely down to the play-ground business of ‘He hit me, so I’m going to hit him… If I do a feint to the left, that’ll get him over the line… I’ll aim for the pink, and then…I’ll not take his offered Pawn, because in his follow-up moves, he will leave his Bishop exposed…
Obviously, neither The Ruin (whom Cromwell knocked about a bit) nor Harpoon will speak for England: will the Hague? Will ‘Woodbine Willie’ Clarke? Osbournvita? The Borogove? No!
Small wonder we want to take each and every one of them by the neck and shake them, shouting, “Speak for England, damn you! Speak for England!”
I think it was Leo Amery.
Not only do we need someone to speak for England we could also do with a spokesman for the South saxons.
i have it on good authority that harriet is never briefed…lingerie being a sign of the paternalistic hegemony we all strive to eradicate….oh yeah..and jack likes her commando…..
Almost makes you feel sorry for the daft bitch Harlot Harridan.
Almost!!
I’d only feel sorry if she had a serious car crash.
My sympathies would be with the car.
Harman always has an extra airbag in any car she drives – herself.
She could improve her public standing by contracting a terminal illness…
http://toryardvaark.wordpress.com/2010/01/27/the-i-bet-i-screwed-up-my-country-more-than-yours-caption-competition/
21st century bounty hunt: get paid for the arrest of Tony Blair
http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/286441#tab=comments&sc=0&contribute=&local=
The reward would go some way towards paying MY legal (and probably medical) bills for trying to arrest him – but I’d still do it for free! (If slotting him on the spot wasn’t an option…)
£6 million per annum of our finest smackers spent on the Hoon’s security suggests that attempting to slott Blair would achieve the opposite, and slot you.
Sadly.
There are times when one regrets that we don’t have the same taste for political assassination possessed by our cousins across the water.
The Dutch?
Wasn’t I fragrant at PMQs? I think that William Hague is in love with me and that’s why he let me thrash him through and through.
How camp does the Prime Mentalist look in that photo?
Does he actually swing that way?
We should be told.
I did not have sexual relations with that man.
Are we related?
Where HAVE you been?!
As camp as a row of tents
…or a yellow duster?
Look Bill, Dave,Ken.
Everyone really hates Brown & co.
Why so calm and measured.
We’re desperate. Whats fucking wrong with you.
Now, Next week, get really nasty. It’s easy.
Forget writing books. Forget after dinner speaking,
put aside Chet Baker. Put the boot in.
You have our permission.
Poster No 1 said “with modern communications’
Quite so.
There is no reason for Brown to be present in the HOC. He could have taken 30 mins tea break and appeared on an internet PC Screen to answer in real time. Of course that would take courage…….
Not as stupid as you would think. I saw the demolition man so I know it can be done.
PS Sandra Bullock look absolutely gorgeous in that clinging uniform
ARREST ME.. pllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaasssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..
Thats not right ya feckin gob shite
Brown has 48 hours to leave
With that maladroit, inept, psychopath on the case I fully expect the bog trotters to be out on the streets with M16’s, PKM’s and heavy M50’s firing on full auto by nightfall.
It’s gonna get bloody but the British Army can wipe out some scum, which they were prevented from doing by Mr ‘Peace’ Blair ten years ago.
FUCK DAVID CAMERON AND THE CONSERVATIVES
OFFICIAL LABOUR PARTY POLICY
Leave it to me,comrade
Oh that’s fucking brilliant Derek.
Should I cancell the 48 sheet cross tracks?
Has Gordon missed his much trailed Yemen terrorism summit today? Doesn’t seem to be getting a lot of coverage and I imagine Hillary must be a bit miffed. Mind you, it was only going to last for two hours.
INTERNATIONAL summit, please
Global Summit? Sounds much bigger and somehow blameless.
OT, but now we have Goldsmith’s explanation for why he changed his mind and said that invading Iraq would be legal – some big boys told him to.
FFS.
All they had to say was: ‘do you want your wife to find out about the affair you are having?’
Breaking news: Attila’s chief lawyer Lord Horsebutt declares ‘invasion of Western Europe by Scourge of God legal’. Phew! That’s a relief.
Has anyone ever been allowed to investigate the Cellars of No. 10?
Just as I thought.
Take your average map of London, and a straight-edge. Draw a line from The Tower to Madame Tussaud’s (Baker St.). Draw another line from the site of Tyburn to The Tower. Guess where the intersection of the lines of these two places of torture and execution, and the place that celebrates them is?
Forget ‘The Da Vinci Code’ – forget, even the strange death of ‘God’s Banker’; forget that Sir Christopher Wren (like Sir Isaac Newton and Sir Francis Bacon – as, indeed Friar Roger Bacon) were members of the enlightened ones: ask yourselves, who were the hereditary torturers and executioners? No marks for ‘Ploppy’! No: no marks for the Cecil/Salisbury’s either! Now Walsingham… typical double-agent: Elizabeth the First’s spy-master – but also, obviously, in the pay of Philip of Spain, Francis of France, Hungaro of Austria, Liszt of Eiffel, Ludwig of Bavaria, Schleswig of Holstein, and Herzo of Govina – among others! Think of the name: Walsingham – a small place in Norfolk; Norfolk, a County in which lies the apparently placid little town of Holt… And now, we have an Airfield named ‘Northolt’: is this the place whence ’special rendition’ flights have been flown?
In ‘The Tower of London’, the feared Gaoler’s name is given as ‘Nightingale’: only approximately 500 years later, a song was popularised, apparently innocuously, ‘A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square’: is this an attempt to trivialise a far more sinister event, when ‘a Nightingale’ -like a Pierrepoint – privy to all those family secrets if torture and execution, had himself been ‘examined’ and had ’sung like a bird’?
So, if the man at the door, claims he has come to clip the Parrot’s claws, do not let him in; if you hear an Organ-grinder playing the ‘Berkeley Square’ tune, resist the temptation to rush out and shower him with money, and, if a man, dressed in flying-gear, knocks at your door offering you a free scenic flight to sunnier climes, or a rigor-mortis faced sort of fellow comes smiling eerily, and ’solicits your vote’, put the chain on the door, and say ‘Just a moment, please’, go straight into your kitchen, pick up your heaviest frying-pan, undo the chain, and give the full force of it.
If you have any difficulty with with ‘the-boys-in-pastel-blue’ afterwards, say, ‘Self-defence, Officer: now, you just draw your weapon, and threaten me…’ and beat the living daylights out of him too…
Just make sure you never accpet an invitation to No. 10!
Was not the name of Berkeley Square derived from the family who also owned Berkeley castle, and it was in that unfortunate wisteria clad abode that the poor unfortunate monarch Edward the fourth ( I think ) had the misfortune to have a red hot poker shoved up his arse while sitting on the Kazi.
A direct trail of evidence which leads straight back to the supreme sanctum of the ditherati. 10 Downing street lies in the very run of terraced housing errected by Sir George Downing Collector of Excize. It is widely known hat the Customs & Excize departments were frequently used to finance the nefarious activities of the ditherati , msquerading as the Government. Im afraid the link is all too blindingly obvious and we are all in great peril!! Quick I take me to a library.
How you doing mate? Heard any good tax avoidance tips lately?
Ciao Bono. Tax avoidance, now you’re talking!! I’ve heard death has its advantages but there maybe one or two difficulties with that one. However im sure that a man such as yourself who wields much influence upstairs could wangle his way around that.
Incidentaly what happened to the make “Bono history” campaign, Have you seen them off?
Hey Mate, How’s Holland or whatever hell hole it is that you’re shacked up in. Creating a false identity is always a good ruse for avoiding the clutches of the revenue. Look at that Gordon Brown, only a select few know he used to be Howard Hughes!! The ditherati move in mysterious ways. Hey that would make a good song title
And his brother too I think, a royal brace of bowels
I have just had a horrible image flash across my mind involving Harriet Harperson, a plastic bottle of talcum powder and and a roll of cotton wool
When things like that happen to me I just imagine the meeting of Neil Kinnock’s head and a baseball bat with nails hammered through it.
I’m in it over my head.
Boy it’s good in here! – specially when she wriggles
Ahhhhhgggggghhhhhh!
I woz jus abart ter ‘av me tee wern oi?
Amy Winehouse bumps into Jeremy Clarkson and says “What do you do?” He says “Top Gear” She says “Fucking brilliant I’ll have 3 grams”
Are you sure he didn’t say, ‘I deal in crack cocaine?’
Fucking good!
The potato munching fuckers spent years blowing us up and now its pay back time
A cancer ridden slag
A knob Jockey
A Bi sexual with a Transexual brother and now worst of all McMental to help sort out their “troubles”
Nuke the place, its full of sponging twats
No wonder all the snakes had the good sense to fuck off
Give me some credit I got rid of that bunch of snakes.
I have a long lost brother residing in Ireland somewhere
So do I
You can’t kid me. 243 is a made up identity of 245.
Or the other way round.
So do I.
So do I. Oh yesss.
Me an’ all
Sainsburys have a special offer on transexuals
Sort of like bogof
You get a son who is a c*nt and another son who was born wishing that he had a c*nt
LoL!
I think I had his brother in a bogof once.
Ive seen the freak
Even if you like lady boys or were jacked off ure tits on cocaine
YOU Wouldwoudnt even if you had wood
Oddly enough this thing looks very similar to a certain ministers wife
Every lttle helps even when its been snipped off
The bloke on the right proves what happens when you leave Billy Bunter in charge of the tuck shop
It is a still from the next cgi Pixar fantasy ‘The benefits of Socialism’, Shreks new come back extraveganza
Last night Mandy was heard singing this song
Ooh wee chirpy chirpy cheep cheep
Woke up this morning and the PM was gone
Ooh wee chirpy chirpy cheep cheep
Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep chirp
Where’s the PM gone
(Where’s the PM gone)
Little baby bird
(Little baby bird)
Where’s the PM gone
(Where’s the PM gone)
Far far away
Where’s the pooper gone
(Where’s the pooper gone)
Little baby bird
(Little baby bird)
Where’s the pooper gone
(Where’s the pooper gone)
Far far away far far awayayay…
The farther the fucking better. The bastard stole my pension too and then frittered it.
He doesn’t know how lucky he is that I’ve got the flu…
Can I help?
Just tie the ****** to a tree and give me a clear sight line please.
Well, – a near miss will do.
So don’t worry about clearing too big an area, – I’ll move in step by step.
More fun to watch.
Can you sing far away?
Hey – trust me!!
I’m a straight kinda guy. And I’ll tell me ‘ol mates just wot they wanna hear at th’inquiry.
And remember – you probably voted for me – once!
So hey! – vote for the rump of Noo_Lie_Bore in Spring! </b
As the old adage says – there is no one more vengeful than a man who realises he’s been played for a fool
I think you’ve gambled once too often, Tony.
Chilcott has built up an unassailable case(abetted it must be said by your previous colleagues and government officials/law officers – special thanks go to Lord Goldsmith) hopefully you’re looking at a ticket to “The Hague” in the not too distant future
Who the fuck voted for that Irish bloke are they blind!
He’s a very handsome fellow.
Who the fuck voted for the Jock?
The Guinness slogan used to be “Guinness gives you strength”
Old Gordie Blowhard obviously didn’t consume enough to make it to PMQs today.
Guinness?, Don’t tell me he’s an Irishman after all who has been masquerading as a Scotsman all this time.
It seems child poverty has increased whilst Gordon was away!
http://whogoeshome.co.uk/?p=72&preview=true
303 – Whoever’d have thought that he actually paid them!
Looking at the pic of the conference table, for the first time since I’ve been aware of his existence I actually feel sorry for Gordon. I’ve always wished on him self-awareness, and now he appears to be close to achieving it a degree of pity has overcome me. Hope he doesn’t top himself, and instead finds happiness and a true sense of fulfilment post-election as a firewatcher. Or possibly a crossing guard. Or even a fluffer/clipper in an Anchorage poodle parlour.
what do you do with Walter Mitty .
he could always be a leadership candidate for North Korea , I could just see him clapping on the balcony as they celebrate chairman ruins day .
Hope he doesn’t top himself”
God-I pray every night that the useless ugly no hoper utter nonentity DOES top himself!!
A lighthouse keeper?
Nooooooo! That’s really tempting fate!
Did you know that in parts of Ireland they built the lighthouses upside down so that the submarines would know where they where?
Maybe Gordon could look after one of those.
Proctologist’s assistant?
your dream job mon brave
Proctologist’s victim.
No – on second thoughts, he’d probably enjoy that.
A wank booth cleaners jizz mop wringer.
I simply hope he dies very very soon – utter piece of shit.
Once again look at the state of Browns Left Eye. Someone must be pouring some irritant into it to cause it to swell up so badly. Looks like they are giving him an excuse to retire on “Health Grounds”.
Look into the state of the Left’s brown eye.
Twitching with fear.
Is that one the marble then?
Manhandlesons is in fact Rasputin!!
So Gordon bottled out of something? Don’t think that’s ever happened before. He didn’t bottle out of a leadership contest, and he didn’t bottle out of holding an election.
Good analysis Guido , remember the “he could walk away from this job at any time” , there is some truth in the fact that he is facing the results of his own chancellorship decisions , and the looming poverty .
only 99 days to go before he has to call a general election , treasury putting out weak info and no idea where economy is going, wonk legislation being brewed , PM no longer able to answer his critics .
Labour are losing the arguments and it may reach some of the long standing arguments , by the time it is over
BREAKING NEWS.
Boris makes Kit Malthouse Deputy Chairman of the Met and will hand over the day to day running of the job to him.
http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2010/01/27/boris-makes-kit-malthouse-dep-chairman-of-the-met/
Didn’t he write Billy Liar?
344 That wasn’t Kit Smallhouse, that was Van Smallhouse (“We have Crabs!”) – no, hang on, that was Squit Stallhouse – no, sorry, got that wrong! I believe it was P.G. Porterhouse – no, just a minute, it was… NOT Julian Fellowes… nor was it Victoria Wood.
I know: it was The Performing Woodlouse… or was it Flanders and Swann – or Bryant and May?
No! Don’t tell me! I know this one, I really do! It was…
What was the question again?
Someone PLEASE buy Gordon a Listerine!
Retardex would be more suitable.
http://www.dentocare.co.uk/Specialist/Fresh-Breath/Retardex-Oral-Rinse-500ml
Jeyes Fluid?
Tell him he needs Kaolin and Morph.
Oh please get me some for my husband as well, actually get a box of them.
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Are we sure Gordo was there? His head looks like it’s been photoshopped onto someone else’s body.
My defection to Labour had nothing to do with the fact that my wife happens to be a Sainsbury, or that I had my eye to the main chance knowing that the Tories would be out of power for several years.
I was merely concerned that the nasty Tories would string my brother up by his balls and pistol whip him for being a tranny.
His Brothers balls have gone as has his cock
Now we as a country have two other balls and a cock to rid ourselves of.
http://www.arrestblair.org/war-crimes-reports
I see today mandy has announced that bliar will be campaigning for labour during the next election. Good timing! Just as Chilcott is hearing that the Iraq War was illegal and bliar and cronies knew it but went ahead anyway. Don’t think bliar will be winning many votes for labour.
But at least bliar on the campaign trail will give the arrestblair campaign some chances at a citizens arrest. I see after 48hours the campaign has raised approx.£9500. Not bad!!
And, Nell, just think of the sacrifice: he could have netted £480000 in that time!
i think mandy must be hoping someone slots him on the campaign trail and gives the marxists a sympathy boost to get a hung parliament……….tony’s itinerary lined up by mandy…..bradford, preston, blackburn, leicester, luton, tower hamlets……….
Stop knocking “Flash” Gordon! What do you nerds want from him. He’s saved the world, solved the banking problem, revolutionised education, stopped boom and bust and first to see the green shoots. And starved the forces of money and equipment, bought a load of votes by way of Government employees and deprived areas, soaked the rich bankers (not)….
I could go on but I am lost in hero worship of the Scottish nana.
Hey – Popeye me old mate – ain’t you forgettin’ the FLOODS – them as the Great and Glorious
OneW anker saved the world (from) as soon as the G. and G. One ‘took’ OfficeHail Gorgon the Economically Illiterate Moron!
‘n that
innit
http://www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/news/2010/01/100127_brown_karzai.shtml
And here’s gordon tonight trying to grandstand on the International stage again! Yawn!
Of course he’s the only leader of a western nation there – the others have sent their foreign ministers or less in order to avoid being seen with him.
Unfortunately karzai has had to attend. And as the photo shows he is less than happy to be seen side by side with gordon!!
Looks like the central heating is off in Downing Street. Poor old Hamid looks right miserable sat there wrapped in his blanket.
Typical Gordon – even the Gas Board have cut him off for not paying the bill. Total economic and bugetary incompetence.
The sad thing is that I can actually belief that McFuckwit would actually be that incompetent to do just that. And he runs the *loody country. Jeez.
Mind you, I am incompetent to spell ‘ believe ‘ like that.,
Put it down to stress. After 13 years of this government, the odd spieling mistake is probably the least of the symptoms…
Even Guido misspelt ducking
He’s torn down the curtain from the single bedroom he is sharing with Brown tonight.
So the gay one eyed mong now wants to save Ireland. What a fucking tool.
Up till now, Ireland was about the only area of government responsibility he hadn’t managed to totally scupper. So he thought he’d better make it a clean sweep before the election.
Northern Ireland.
Eire is slightly less a shithole.
Both part of the fucking EU, both FUCKED.
That Willy H. . . . . !
Wow!!!!!!! . . . WHAT A BOY!!!!!
He found cracks and crevices I never knew existed!
I’ll sleep tonight
Optimistic forecast from BoE, but a warning of probable interest rate rise to counter rising inflation.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/recession/7083648/Britain-should-avoid-double-dip-recession-says-BoE-rate-setter-Andrew-Sentance.html
Speaking a day after a weak return to growth was confirmed, he said: “As long as the international economy continues to grow healthily, I believe we should avoid the feared “double-dip” recession.”
Seems to be saying that as the economies of the rest of the world continue to grow strongly they will drag Britain out of recession.
The announcement rather has the flavour of an attempt to reassure the markets. There seems much in it that could be debated – the projected recovery in house prices, for example. I’m no economist, but it failed to reassure me.
If the rest of the world grows strongly (if) it may be good for our manufacturing sector, given the weak pound. However, manufacturing is only 13% of the economy, so it won’t drag us out of the mire on it’s own. Construction is still badly affected, and the financial sector won’t grow back to it’s previous levels in a long time.
I think we’ve got some way to go before we see real growth.
Presumably theres other things to export other than manufactured stuff.
Are farmers happy? For once.
‘The rest of the world grows…=
Yeah, sure. What drove the world economy for the last 10 years? The US consumer. Who’s about a sfucked as the UK? The US.
So I guess the world is going to be driven by those billion Chinese on an average daily wage of $2, eh? That’s OK then. Sorry, everything solved.
you are flucked then
Goldsmith’s very considered performance today sets a perfect stage for Blair on friday…steadily all his past cohorts have left him the hospital passes..’you will have to ask Mr blair himself that’ etc etc. Can just imagine Blair and Comical lothario Ali discussing them over a glass of wine…that bastard…that twat…and that wanker…how can we fix them ? Get your dossiers out Ali…what we got ?
Blair is in very very deep shit.Today,for first time,I believe he is going to be hung out to dry by the establishment.Thank God he has God.
And the ability to self-flagellate. Or get Mrs Blair to do it.
Even if he is forced to admit that he knowingly sent British forces off on an illegal invasion, that the evidence was fabricated etc, and that many people have died as a direct result of his lies, what then?
This inquiry has no teeth. What needs to happen in order to get the slimy amoral fucker locked up?
Surely if we won’t prosecute him then The Hague will step in, as they would in any other ‘minor’ country..?
I dunno Steve. Someone has to arrest him and hand him over I guess, but as he is surrounded by umpteen gun-toting security guards (at our expense of course) that could be easier said than done.
Groucho – Nicolae Ceausescu thought his security guards would help him in Bucharest Christmas 1989! we can always live in hope
theres less than no chance of him being prosecuted Steve..not going to happen
mandy today told the mirror, in an interview today, that he was the James Bond of politics!!
Laugh!!Laugh!!
Oddly enough I can’t now access the actual story on mirror’s website. Presumably the mirror have realised what embarrassing rubbish they are printing and how stupid it has made them look and removed it.
mandy as James Bond??? hubby is howling with laughter in the study. And my son is just getting into his car, talking and laughing on his mobile phone to one of his pals about it. They think it’s a real joke!!
I don’t the story line wold be the same with “James” mounting NikNak
Bottoms Up!
James Bond ??? I meant James Pondlife.
More like Blofeld
Blofeld + Odd Job = BloJob
Take a bow sir!
Mandy’s driving….
Failed !! – Absolutely Labour ! Well Done Eng!!
OK !! I know the exclamation mark person on here – I’ve used up my quota of exclamation marks tonight!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing wrong with a good excl
amation mark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its not a Excl its a Lotus elite. The Excel was based on the Lotus Eclat which was a fast back version of the of the Elite. The Excel used many components from Toyota and in turn Lotus did some tuning work on the Toyota Supra. Sorry to be so picky but if a post is worth doing its worth doing right.
Mandy is more of a Maserati man, according to demands he made whilst on the EU gravy boat*
* Like a gravy train, but even bigger and slower
Dave Allen = comedy genius. RIP.
What would Mandy Bond do with Pussy Galore?
Mandelson is a joke .
In 1997 he was an unkown to the electorate and got away with murder in terms of the lies he told.
Now .in 2010 even the most dimwitted Labour supporter knows that he is nothing but an emotional crippled lying bastard who also happens to be a corrupt crook in hock to Russian oligarchs and the despots populating the European Union .
He will lose buckets loads of votes for Labour—just ask Mike Molloy,the former editor of that well known publication masquerading as a newspaper which trades under the name of the Daily Mirror.
Mandelson is the main crooked spiv who stole the Labour party from its rightful owners
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WAAARRRKK!!! TADPOLES!!!
O/T but people may be interested to see the smoking gun in this evening’s Waltham Forest Guardian – leaked documents about £2.5m contractual irregularities at Waltham Forest Council. Councillors who ignored legal advice to unlawfully award the contract include former Leader Clyde Loakes, who is one of Labour’s Parliamentary candidates in Northampton.
http://www.guardian-series.co.uk/news/wfnews/4875480.WALTHAM_FOREST__Cabinet__broke_the_law__over___2_5m_contract/
Northamptonshire has been consistently going blue for the last few elections.
Suspect clyde and his ilk are for the boot next time around!
With luck philnohope of corby and east northants – that mega troughing labour mp, will be going the same way!!!
I’ve managed to get myself registerered in a Northamptonshire marginal – and I won’t be voting for the red rosettes… ;-)
Well at the rate East Herts Council are going they are headed Lib Dem or Independent.
Been in power too long. Jobs for the boys et al.
Serious chatter in the neighbourhood about dodgy Planning Apps, terrible roads etc etc
Forgot to add Tory Council been troughing hard on overpayment of salaries and expenses.
Not an apology, admission – nothing.
Never been so ashamed to be a Conservative Party Member
Tat will be pleased – Independents is good!!
Blue rosette
If you are a consertavie party member Iwill donate my body parts to the
Fabian Society . The standard of Labour trolls is abysmal
anonymous,
are you saying that conservatives are beyond criticism?
are you saying all conservatives are honest, decent, law abiding people?
if you are, you are much mistaken.
east herts has some of the worst councillors in the uk on their executive. it is more who is a conservative, they are in it for themselves and will be politically whatever the electorate ask of them.
as an example we have one cretin who other than being a councillor is also chairman of the east of england quango. conflict of interest or what? troughing hard, duplitious and deceitful.
i’d start donating your body parts!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iraq/7084957/Lord-Goldsmith-approved-Iraq-war-to-protect-soldiers-from-prosecution.html
Goldsmith has finally admitted that he ruled the Iraq War legal because he was, he said, told by Army Commanders that bliar was going to war whatever, and if he didn’t rule it legal, the soldiers that were being forced to go out there and fight would become war criminals!!
bliar the saint!!
More likely the Chief of Defence told him the Army wouldn’t be going otherwise. Is Boyce giving evidence to Chilcott?
nah he only did because he was threatened with exposure of his shagging the QC barrister. Blair forced him to rule it legal or be exposed, in the end they did it to him anyway.
So what do we think about tony ‘conman’ bliar canvassing for gordon in the forthcoming election ?? Will he and james’mandy”bond win the election for gordon’pansy’brown??
It’s rather ironic that Gormless Brown spent ten years of his time in government undermining me only to come running to me for help when it all went horribly wrong.
Never mind, as you know, I charge extortionate amounts to read out speeches which other people have written for me.
Depending on Bliar’s performance in front of Chilcott (and Bliar is slippery enough to come out smelling, if not of roses, then at least palatable), he may well lose votes for Labour.
I suspect many people, even the ones not taking much notice of politics, have pretty much made their minds up about Bliar and the Iraq war. I think he’d be wiser to disappear back to the Middle East and keep his head down.
Keep his head down? no, keep his head up so someone will put a bullet in it by the will of god.
If he comes canvassing round here, I’ll set the dog on him.
Brave decision by Labour to allow Bliar anywhere near their election campaign. They need him like a drowning man needs a lead weight
People associate Bliar with only one thing ——– IRAQ
Everytime he appears in the media you can already hear the interviewers spending 10 minutes on Iraq and 1 minute on Labour policy for the election. Everytime he appeared at any hustings etc people would be asking him about Iraq.Everytime he was on “the stump” people would ask him about Iraq.It would drown out everything else and seal Labour’s electoral fate
Bliar and the one eyed Scottish idiot are finished.
They know it. We know it.
Just a question of how big Camerhoon’s majority will be and how much they will increase tax by.
If the Tory majority is massive,they will be able to cut taxes.Labour face jail time and the Liberals will be HMs opposition.Woolas looked scared today,so he should be.
If they win I’m afraid they have been given a hospital pass bit like Obama.
13 years.13 years of Labour.13 spells doom.13 years to give them enough rope.
I didn’t think the invasion of Iraq was legally justified until the Septics told me it was.
Can i have the money now?
I’m looking after it for you. Gordon told me to invest your money in Northern Rock shares; he told me he’d abolished boom and bust. Hope that’s OK ?
Wow – Mandy the unflushable turd thinks he is James Bond eh?
“So Goldfinger, you expect me to flush away round the U bend after my latest scandal?”
“No Mr Bond, I expect you’ll just keep bobbing back up like you always do”.
Another example of Gordoom galloping to the rescue in NI,by the way exactly why was that Cowan there,its not been handed over to the free state yet.
Needless to say the curse of Jonah strikes again with the usual result,what a surprise NOT.But he has put them on notice that they have 48hrs to sort it or else he will issue a method of sorting it,you couldn’t make it up,I’ll bet Adams and Co: are pissing their pants over his ultimatum.
Of course McBust may have had another reason for buggering off,like PMQ’s but I dont really buy this seeing he doesn’t answer any bloody questions anyway.
Completely OT, read in the DM that since police rounded up a crowd of Irish travellers that caravan theft has dropped 50%,worth a read.
The wheels on our house go round,round,round
I thought it was “celery” ?
brown on newnight….gggrrrrrrrrrrr
Put Mad Men on BBC 4, its fictional but a lot more believable.
Anonymous.
Does it matter?.
Bags i Brown. You can have his ugly mate.
To 469.
McMental is a knuckle dragger,I wouldn’t bag him for anything other than a sudden shock.
When Peter was here,he remarked that Gordon looked very seductive in lippie.stockings and pumps.
Why would I want to buy off the Taliban. Anyway what are they selling?
heroin. mostly.
We have already paid for the guns to fight our troops with – now we will give them cash to try and stop them as the one chopper or something the government can afford out there is not enough (although we can throw 80 million at NI to try and help them make a decision).
Anyway must go off to work – tax is due.
So Brown’s last legacy is going to be to hand Kneecaps McGuiness and his band of jihadists control of the police, and the keys to the filing cabinets containing all the records of every person involved in the security operation for the past umpteen years.
No doubt there’s a lot of retrospective justice to be dispensed.
http://climatequotes.com/2010/01/27/gordon-brown-claimed-glaciers-could-disappear-entirely-in-25-years/
Kelvin McKenzie really annoying Anna Botting while doing the paper review on Sky News – let’s just say he’s not Harperson’s best friend when it comes to giving fathers more paternity leave…
He looked really wazzed off tonight and trampled straight over Anna. Still, she did ask for it.
who were all those illegals on news night, including the UN elected FRISP
Great track, should be bust jock bank’s in the video
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gordon bwron- the worlds most transparent cock!
last week the doctored unemployment figures showed a small HEADLINE improvement and there he was parading around like a fat felcher………
this week after the big build up they couldnt get any more than 0.1% growth out of £££££££££££££ billions……………………and where is she?
mccavity strikes again.the man of courage……….the big tough rugger man……
PATHETIC!
Okay guys. What everybody is forgetting while the Maximum Imbecile picks up yet another picture with a foreign premier is…..
… that for some reason the self-proclaimed ‘Saviour of the World’ isn’t at Davos.
Unlike Sarkozy.
You’d think the bankers, statesmen and captains of industry would want to give Brown a standing ovation for ’saving the world’ but the guy just kicks off to NI instead.
It’s the dog that didn’t bark gentlemen. He’s not avoiding PMQ (although that’s a bonus) – he’s not welcome in Davos.
Still, at least Karzai and Hilary showed up for his ‘conference’.
Fucking lunatic.
but are the french not in charge of EUSSR finance now, watch all the embassy’s go (sold off) the EUssr is in charge
McTwat’s mere presence ensures failure, again.
Wherever this dysfunctional apology for a leader appears, failure is the inevitable result…
Having a degree in the history of some jock commie that took seven years to achieve grdnon bwron is the right man for every job………
a bag of manure would be more useful…….and doesnt stink as much!
I hate this fucking country.
Fuck off back to your own then and wreck that instead.
England you mean ?
Thought so………
Its not funny but the head of Davos security , topped himself a few days ago .
No global warming in Davos , if he has shook hands with Taishoc could irelands debt get worse ??
Mandy as james bond : licence to ruin or perhaps hes M
Mr Molloy former mirror editor has said Labour have failed the working class and hes going to vote conservative for the first time. CW on the other hand voted labour in 97 and knew it was crooked by 2002 and will never vote labour again , along with millions of other people , they have totally ruined democracy and the UK .
In the picture Brown says
Adams you killed british troops !
Adams says Not as many as you Gordon !
What a fucking country.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/7079231/Advert-for-reliable-workers-banned-as-discrimination-by-Jobcentre-Plus.html
On one hand I condemn their banning of the word “reliable” if they’re only banning that word because it discriminates against unreliable people.
However, the word “reliable” doesn’t really have a place in any job advert because it’s implicit for any job.
Asking for “reliable” people on a job advert is like asking for “competent” people, or for “people who won’t defraud us” – it’s implicit and shouldn’t need to be asked for.
The job centre’s approach was all wrong; instead of banning the ad on discrimination grounds (which is absolutely insane), they should just have said “you don’t need that request for reliable people, it’s implicit on every job ad. delete the phrase to save space and make it easier for people to speed-read the ad amongst all the 100’s of other ads”
Job ads can usually be boiled down to a handful of words if the person writing them is competent; 90% of the text on most job ads is either meaningless management-speak-bullshit, or already implied by what the job title actually is.
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ARMCHAIR GENERALS IN THE EUNIGHTID KINGDUM SAY:
RAELAIABULL INTELLAEDGJHENTSCE IS THE FAOUWNDAYSHAN OF STRATEDGY
TO GO TO WAR WITH SPOOF INTELLyDGJENTSZ IS INHUMANE
IT AMAOUNTS TO KILLING PEOPLE FOUR NUFFING
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PHONY TONY BLAIR IS GUILTAE
AS WELL AS GILTY
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You do know that all papers just make things up for fun?
As it says at the bottom of the article – its not job centre policy, and the advert did get used in full, unedited (daily mail says so (!!) ). So we’ve got a second hand account of a phone call, to a low end employee of the job centre, and we’ve not had any sort of quotation of what was said.
Of course it is banned…
Have to unreliable, bent, and adept of buggery to qualify under Zanu Labour…
Maybe he has no courage…
The problem with socialists is that they would rather have the poor poorer.
At risk of being ridiculed on here – if only, if only the Tories and the Country had a leader like this again.
When Thatcher came to power, the government was the route to the improvement of the UK’s standing. We have suffered from the mirror image effect for the last 12 years.
I am not sure that the change from a communist trained leader to one with a soft focus blue -green outlook will work this time.
From a ginger wig to a blue rinse, think I’ll get rat-arsed and sleep down the tube-station tonight.
Seconded.
Thirded ! Nobody f***ed with Britain when she was PM
OT
That Karzai bloke is the spitting image of Ben Kingsley.
The Election fraudster and Rape Law enacter President Karzai says he wants the UK and US there for another 15 years to “keep the Taliban out of power”.
Yet insanely, at the same time who have Karzai and Brown proudly announced they are trying to make peace, have talks, and bring into the Afghan Government…
…the Taliban
The other “brillliant” idea they think will solve a bloody occupation in one of the most corrupt countries in the World ? Pay off the Taliban with UK and US Taxpayers money.
Absolute fucking madness.
Troops Out Now.
We have happily been party to the destruction of Afghanistan, and the creation of a resilient Afghani resistance movement – either indirectly or directly – since 1979, so it’s obvious that the country is in the ideal position to be able to look after itself very soon.
Since 1839.
I was most impressed by the way David Miliband sat down first at his press conference yesterday before either of his guests had the chance to sit down. No doubt Hilary Clinton and Abu Bakr al-Qirbi were suitably impressed at his politeness. What gentlemen these socialists are.
BREAKING NEWS
CONFERENCE OUTCOME
Talaban to be given money and houses….in the UK!
Superb
Another Zanu Labour safe seat in another Zanu Labour Tribal Area…
This called DIVERSITY you know, silly boy…
I thought they were all reserved for the pirates. There aint no justice in the world!
Brown has to be surrounded by genetically modified pigs to make him look normal…
Standard PR advice you know…
Must be Mandelscum at work again..
What a genius…
FUCK OFF, THE LOT OF YOU.
Good Morning
dont blow your nose while stationery and have the handbrake on in united cluntdom
see daily mail
i hope that YOU all have contingency plans
la honte
how do you change gear in u cluntdom or are automatics compulsory?
I’ll take the blame for Iris.
Give me a job.
This photo, of these old fat and ugly bastards (all at the tax-payers expense) very nearly induces me to vomit…