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This week’s Guy News exclusively reveals who is to be the new chairman of the Lobby.
Guido sent Emily Nomates undercover in a Burqa to see UKIP leader Lord Pearson. No really, he thought he was being interviewed by Al Ja Guido. Tory Bear went to Brent to doorstep Sarah Teather at her rent-free (to the LibDems) constituency office paid for out of expenses.
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I hope you’ve got a parachute attached to that ejector seat.
You tit.
Breast is best!
I bet your grandma gives you good head with her teeth out, you wanker.
Well I had fun today
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8476918.stm
Talking of You Tube, I can always cheer myself up with this on of Hague’s
Interesting how Gideon and David don’t look at each other and share the joke when they laugh. They just ignore each other.
What very strange behaviour.
Pillock
They are like a pair of Bilderberg robots.
Nice one Admiral!
Ah, your cabin boy has arrived to service you Captain Birdseye.
Good lad.
How very odd, If wit was shit you’d be severely constipated, its time to squeeze your blackheads and get ready for the under 18′s disco in the village hall tonight . Then perhaps if you insist on reproducing, it be with someone other than your own SISTER…… Banjo playing Nu Lab Troll
As most Brummies know, the inhabitants of Kings Heath are very odd – how else to explain that they named their local golf club Cocks Moors (they also tend to be dyslexic).
See the ‘Fighting Cocks’ in Moseley has gone too.
FFS.
Fettes, dyslexic as well it seems – ‘how else to explain……’ should that be ‘how else do you explain…..’ as for Cocks Moor Wood Golf Course it could be worse there’s one up the road in Wythall called Gay Hill Golf Course.
In that video, who’s the oik to the right of wee Willy Hague, not Dave, but the giggling boy on the other side?
I’ve not seen him around for a while.
It was on UKIP.TV yesterday:
http://www.ukip.tv/?p=977
Little Sarah Teather on the fiddle?
Now that is truly shocking.
Sorry to be O/T already but YOU will like this, honest…
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8476450.stm
Even the Civil Service can’t cope…
Or you can read it here in the Guardian: LINK
Christ – there are so many of these reports coming out that I have to check that it isn’t one I have already seen!
But it is ANOTHER civil service body talking about how there is just no idea of how to do things.
Gordon Brown had 10 years to prepare and he simply makes it up as he goes along.
Now with Ball’s talking about his stutter (and that he wants to be PM – he’s only been a (terrible) MP for 4 years!) – they are planting the seeds for the Ball’s Premiership – will it be a football league?
Balls going for the sympathy vote?
Pleading for sympathy ‘cos he’s on the ropes re full report of serious case review. He seems to be able to stammer out an unending stream of crap despite his speech difficulties.
It’s part one of his leadership bid – they will all start soon.
Harman;
“I was kept in a kennel until I was 15 yrs old – that’s why I am barking”.
Straw;
“My father was a coward and I was called custard face at school”
Darling:
“I was forced to paint my eyebrows white with Typex as a child and they have never changed”.
“….and I’ve only got one usable eye”, tell that to the marines!
Hey! I’m a straight kinda guy. Ask Peter.
‘Cryptorchism doesn’t sit well with a name like mine…’
‘Just imagine being called ‘Duncan’, when ‘Dunkin’ Donuts’ came in! I mean, no M.P. had the misfortune to be called ‘Wimpy’…’
‘Hello, Darling!’ -Just think what that’s like when you’re at a Prep-school – in Scotland.’
‘Where I grew up, every Town had its Band – the bigger,the better! There were not only ‘Macro-Bands’, but ‘Mega-Bands’: imagine how the boys used to scoff – let alone the girls! – to a couple of ‘Millibands’
Milli Vanilli – another pair of fey fakers.
Talking of which…
Better to be called Rentoul than Rentboy…
football league no chance…..shame its not a raffle with his, one eye’s and that ascerbic yvette’s snatch as prizes
Sod Off Ballsdrick has as much chance of becoming PM as DC has of suppressing the Natalie Rowe memoirs – and each will be trying equally hard with equally little regard for the law.
I would like to use Sarah Teather as a punch bag. Vent all my political frustrations on that annoyingly shrill and hysterical liberal.
Leave her alone for goodness sake, my pint is on top of her head!!
Personally I’d ride that big old arse of hers all day. I’ve a thing for short but curvy women. She’s my House of Commons novely fuck. Bet she’s well dirty in the sack.
Actually, now I think of it, she isn’t my HoC novelty fuck. 2nd place maybe. 1st would be Hazel Blears. Always wanted to try a midget.
The perma-grin would be a bit offputting
You’d do it doggy…
Avoids the grin…
It would be like shagging Chuckie.
She reminds me of a character from Tales of the Riverbank
Did they have a hedgehog?…
The ‘Liberals’ are not liberal – they have just stolen that term for marketing purposes.
Remember Chris Huhne’s article in The Guardian (spit) supporting Jackboots’ banning of Geert Wilders?
Teather has a large Muslim constituency — and it shows. Liberal my arse. They are ‘social democrats’ just like the other two main partys – tax & spend & authoritarian control freaks.
I must have been one of the first to see this, and may I say it’s a little cracker.
Hmm i didn’t say that.
I’m right behind you Guido
A-AAARRRKK!!! BANDITSATSIXO’CLOCK!!! BACKSTOTHEWALL!! (squeetle)
Sounds reasonable.
Quite frankly, my suspicions were aroused when I noticed she was wearing a pair of green wellies, what? Ha ha….
Mild Muslims eh!
Lord UKIP must have been thinking of his curry lunch.
Islamists are extremists, bearers of a violent creed.
Its our Western values against unreformed barbarism.
We better win.
Hey !
I’ve got a great idea:
Why don’t we take direction from our leader and all just fiddle as Rome burns ?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8476450.stm
Fiddling the books, fiddling with his atrophied cock……..etc etc.
Dyslexic, would you like your Country to be run by One?
Apparently the threat to Labour at the next election has been raised to “severe”.
Yes
It is imploding before takeoff…
“Tory Bear Doorsteps Sarah Teather”
I’d love to give Sarah a good doorstepping form behind.
Fuck off that’s my job.
yuk. Fat wide body load.
Yes ?
UKIP have shot themselves in the foot over this policy. If someone wants to dress up in a tent it’s up to them. If you don’t like foreigners sponging of you, cut their welfare. The economically inactive will leave and the productive will stay. It’s government intervention that is the problem, not the solution. Banning things only leads to resentment and a sense of martydom.
Having to work for a living would test the practicality of the full body cover as apparel. Imagine what would have happened to the dams if Guy Gibson and his crew were all tooling about the sky sporting niqabs. Or the Red Arrows pulling 5Gs with wings 10 feet apart, shrouded in burqas. Spud-faced footballer Wayne Rooney’s career would be a complete disaster.
Cant wait to see Burka clad local council employee’s with additional hard hat and dayglow vest.
They wouldn’t get much in the way of tips if they opted for lap dancing.
What sort of tips are you talking about?
Also can you imagine the difficulty they create with blind dates in Riyadh.
That one looks a bit butch?, Kinky on down.
Every date in Riyadh is a blind date.
…and always a ‘hands off’ affair.
> Imagine what would have happened to the dams if Guy Gibson and his crew were all tooling about the sky sporting niqabs.
I dunno though – Maybe those narrow eye slits would have helped them line up their coat hanger contraptions better, and reduced the distracting glare of tracer fire.
On the other hand compulsory burkas would deal with the threat posed by Crazy Horse Beckett and her Tory clone Theresa May.
Nonsense the Burkha is a political statement made and used by religious extremists.
Try walking into a bank wearing a balaclava or a petrol station with a helmet on and see what happens.
What would be the reaction of the House of Commons when we get Lady MP’s of the Eastern Faith wanting to wear them in the House. How much fun would that be?
“How much fun would that be?”
Lots!
Just wondered if someone would get on at a golf club wearing a Burkha.
Handy for storing spare balls, could easliy drop one in the event of a lost ball without anyone knowing.
Hole in my right pocket is what I use.
We expect to have the first female newsreader in a burkha on screen shortly after the general election.
Brilliant – the MP could send their cousin twice removed to cover for her while she is busy troughing on an MP’s fact finding visit to Barbados etc etc.
Bangladesh, surely.
Totally agree about the Burkha.I do not remember seeing anybody wearing them in London,say 35-40 years ago.Also in the north in the 60s and 70s in places like Bradford,never saw them.Never saw them in the Gulf in the early 80s,also none in north Africa. If you look at any old film say of Beirut, women just wore scarves,same in Pakistan and Bangladesh.The only people who did wear them were the servants/peasants/old Bedouin women.Now these ghastly, ghouly, creepy outfits are worn by many young women.They wear them because they can. They are sticking two fingers up to the West. They are just a fashion statement. It has nothing to do with their faith.
O/T Has anybody seen the Muslim Driving School Al-Jabeeba programme? Al-Jabeeba are trying to show that Muslim women are just like you and me.Well,I haven’t married my cousin from Pakistan who can’t speak English,I haven’t had ten children with special needs because of said inter-marriage. I didn’t get married when I was 14. Al-Jabeeba are trying to show that this is normal behaviour.There is not one of these women on the programme who has actually married a British Muslim. They have all gone to Pakistan to get a husband (including a young English ex-drug addict who has converted). It’s just a scam so that they can import all their brethren.
“Nonsense the Burkha is a political statement made and used by religious extremists.”
And if we ban it, who gains credibility? What exactly do we achieve? And how would it be enforced…fashion police? Why not ban all clothing we don’t like: Che Guevara shirts, the hammer and sickle motif etc.
“Try walking into a bank wearing a balaclava or a petrol station with a helmet on and see what happens.”
If I step onto someone’s private property I accept the conditions of the owner. The government has no right to dictate what we can and cannot wear.
“The government has no right to dictate what we can and cannot wear.”
Try telling that to the ex Marine who keeps getting banged up for not wearing anything.
“The government has no right to dictate what we can and cannot wear.”
Up to a point, Lord Copper, up to a point.
Wearing nothing at all in public can be deemed an offence; wearing medals which you are not entitled to…
Impersonating a Police Officer is still, I think, an offence.
*Ahem*
Unless you are Ian Blair.
“Try walking into a bank wearing a balaclava or a petrol station with a helmet on and see what happens.”
Just a mo — how do you wear a petrol station, whether it has helmet on or not? And would it fit in a bank? The canopy wouldn’t go through the doorway, shurely.
The Burkha was used to hide the faces of the young girls in the old nomadic days, so the local rulers, they were tading with, would not steal the good looking ones from the tribe.
Having done afew Gulf wars, back in the day, I can now say:
“Trust me chaps”. “They are nolonger needed. Your women are safe.
Well, the ones I’ve seen anyway.”
“trading with”. Sorry was down in that there London today and had some beer with the locals.
Nice people, streets are just the same as at home ? Where’s that gold ?
British Militia shoots themselves in the foot here.
There are 40% of the electorate who dont vote.
Where there is a view, therer is a vote.
I think Emily Nomad would look good in whatever she chose to wear: period.
But at the risk of being lumped together with the rest of the priapic puppies in the neighbourhood (who keep me awake at night with their howls) I will state the obvious before forgetting what I used to feel when I had the energy for someone to exploit my involuntary instincts.
It was a give away. Emily’s burka does not fit to the back of her head in the normal fashion.
Has the rapidly swelling Tory Bear doorstepped Nigel Lawson and asked him for a paternity test?
That would him Nigella Lawson’s curvaceous step sister.
Great work Guido. Particularly over saint Sarah Teather(don’t forget she knifed Charles Kennedy in the back). Love the Lord Pearson interview as well!
A good Guidogram, loved the Emily Nomates piece. I subscribe to this ‘exclusive’ service. But exclusive? Dale has it on his blog. Should I cancel my subscription thingy and just follow his blog?
Will Guido send Emily to interview me please?
Going for number 31, Mr. Cleggover ??
Dale is a naughty boy.
As are Bear & Hyena.
OK not exactly.
The subscription is so that Mr F has figures and stats to offer advertisers to sponsor the vid – do try to keep up (Emilyplentymates costs yaknow)
I have to say I never look at the ads simply because of the disgusting graphics.
Just old fashioned that way…
@ udderly ‘orrible
A point I was trying to make, albeit obviously too obtusely for you. I sense our Guido is a-gnashing..
Guido.
This is the second time you have sent me a duff link. I must inform you that if this continues I will be canceling my subscription and asking for a refund. You can make amends by kitting Emily out in this one.
Please kindly accept a full refund and fuck off.
I am sorry but it will do you no good to try and sweet talk me now.
Kindly? You’re going soft Fawkes.
What on earth is THAT!?
A burqhini?
Ah! I did wonder…
We should all support eurosceptic Muslims.
Tony
I think that you are being very unfair to Tory Bear, he is just ” big boned”
Not fat
He also seems to pick up the kind of woman that you profess to like
Well padded and with a dusky hue.
I pity the poor girl, having sex with TB must be like being crushed under an avalanche of Dominos pizzas that happen to be topped off with a bog brush.
And then finding out that the coleslaw wasnt as big as you imagined
I’ve wondered for some time if tat is the Beast who was once Hitch and is in reality Bernard Manning writing from beyond the grave.
The hitch whatever happened to him?
An ex of fatty Soames famously commented that “It was like a wardrobe falling on you with the key sticking out.”
And added “a very large wardrobe with a very small key”.
Beware The UKIP, as you should all other establishment subverted political parties.
IMO The UKIP which stared off as a libertarian type grouping of disgruntled Conservatives, has now become an extreme right wing party of co-agitation.
We will not defeat our enemies by ever more division. We much unite against the old enemy. Which is our own Banking system, and more especially the internationalist establishment powers that have long since controlled it.
Or perhaps defeat is the wrong word to use, as we plainly cannot actually defeat these people. What we can do is mitigate their behaviour by peaceful means. This by showing our ruling elites that we are not so divided on the fundamental issues of individual freedom and general property rights as they would very much prefer to keep us. We must not continue to see the political debate in terms of right or left, but of slavery or freedom, right or wrong, good or evil.
We must do this or go down, so quick and terminally that all of our feet will not ever again touch the ground.
Actually, it rather makes UKIP / Pearson’s point.
How can he tell who is interviewing him? It could have been Martha Kearney or even Paxo
Question: Do I add to the gaiety of the nation?
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601102&sid=a5NPz8dDJk2Y
you’re doing something right
In the coming decade, Labour will “unleash a wave of social mobility not seen in this country since the immediate aftermath of the Second World War”. Downwards.
By that do they mean enabling failing students to become Doctors and Dentists?
So instead of 2 A’s and a B at A level for Dentistry,lets select the students that got D’s and E’s.
Cue Ed (I am tough cos of my stutter) Ball’s – “your discrimination is disgusting!”.
This shower have ensured I have no photo’s of my kids playing sports (forbidden),my pension is ruined,I have no job,my kids will be bankrupt when they leave University and on and on.
Looking forward to the time (and it will happen,it may be in a decade),when I come face to face with Straw,Blair,Brown and Balls without their protection thugs.
They will need the best surgeons they can scrape together.
and to quote Bloomberg;
“In a list of nine global political, economic and financial figures, only one person does worse than Brown: former U.S. Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin”.
Wow – Gordon “unelected” Brown is just ahead of a deranged person from a wild country!
You couldn’t – as they say – make it up!
Brown can see reality from his house. He chooses to ignore it though.
Brown IS a deranged person from a wild country!
Well you’ve certainly given us a few laughs, but I don’t think you really meant to – your YouTube video was brilliant.
Bit off topic BUT, am I alone in thinking that the sudden increase in the security status comes rather conveniently a day or two after Glenys Kinnock let slip that they have cut back intelligence gathering in Afghanistan/Pakistan?
Is it just a really convenient way to “bury” bad news by exploiting terrorism fears – if they can think of 9/11 as a good day to bury bad news, they are capable of anything.
If Broon told us that day follows night, I would immediately Google it to make sure – thats how much I trust these hoons!
NON-SEQUITUR
This video was not as good as previous attempts on Guy News. It didn’t seem to me like there was much dirt on Sarah Teather. I’ve just looked her up on wikipedia, in fact, and she was one of the “saints” of the expenses scandal. You should go after bigger fish imho.
Emily’s interview of Lord Pearson was interesting, but her first question to that “moderate Muslim”* (“What do you say to people who say that democracy and Islam don’t go together?”) was a complete non-sequitur. I don’t think Lord Pearson had suggested that at all.
Banning the burqa isn’t as ridiculous as people may think. The move has widespread support in France, for example. Even Jack Straw has suggested banning it in certain instances.
* I’d be interested to hear what that “moderate Muslim” thought about apostasy. Even the most enlightened Muslims seem to think changing one’s religion is a crime worthy of death.
Agreed, the entire thing with Pearson was pretty lame. So you got a highly intelligent if slightly old-fashioned lord to say that he isn’t in favour of Britain being turned into an islamic state. So what? Only wish we could see Emily’s face to betray the fact that she had no idea at all what the Council of Trent was. As it happens I don’t want to see those costumes everywhere – I’m not in favour of banning them but I am in favour of stopping immigration.
On the other hand, getting one over that sanctimonious cretin Sarah Teather is very worthwhile.
On the contrary dear boy the vid showed up the sanctimonious Sarah’s, and other Lib Dum’s, hypocrisy. Excellent initiative. It should be investigated further maybe by the Sunlight Centre. We don’t have tax payers funding of political party’s offices as yet.
As for Lord “Nice but Dim” Pearson, that was just a bit of fun. I like the “eurosceptic muslims” reference pure python. It went above the Lord’s head.
Hey, I can state categorically that wasn’t Emily, Guido. She was with me at the time.
Beware of false Emilys wearing burkhas
Just wondered on the correct spelling for burka, seen lots of variations.
burkha, burqa, burqha, berka?
Bercow.
Is that the umpa lumba model
Burk.
Berk.
Krab.
Death Mask
You know these Arab Johnnies might be onto something. Personally I find the thought of a dark skinned, black eyed female wearing a flimsy see through burqua quite erotic.
“dark skinned, black eyed female”
I shall send Amy Winehouse at once provided she can get the thing over her beehive.
“…black eyed female”
Yeah, keep ‘em keen with a few left hooks.
Like to see my routine?
mohammedan
Quite apart from Ian Dale showing this week’s Guy News Guido himself also gives a link to Political Scrapbook which shows it as well. Is the problem perchance that Guido has been on a Geoff Hoon Business Efficiency course? I think we should be told.
Great to see Reading beat that c*unt Campbell’s Burnley!
Вы политические кочевники будут пожинать награды Вас сеющий такие грехи .., мы приедем там и покажем Вам, как stasi должен быть организован … любители. Пошлите г. Брауна нам, мы будем знакомить его с энергией .. очень энергично .. caputnik
Is this the new look for The Independent?
No – it’s Brown’s latest condolence letter to a war widow – Brown’s fluent in Russian as he is a Soviet spy.
The Dashboard on my Mac translates it thus:
You political nomads will reap rewards you sowing such sins:., we will arrive let us there and show you, as stasi it must be organized… amateurs. Send g. Brown to us, we will acquaint his [s
Steve Jobs. What a genius.
You will reap the political nomads awards you soweth such sins .. we’ll come there and show you how to be organized stasi … amateurs. Send Mr. Browne us, we will introduce it with energy .. very vigorously .. caputnik
according to Google
Da.. Go ahead
Totally agree.
Think you need to increase the dose or cut the whacky backy intake..otherwise u got a problem houston
Hey JC how ya’ll doin’ there in hell, mofo? You got yerself a big anger thang goin’ there with them jewish brothers, one of ‘em must have whupped your sorry ass when you wuz a kid. Get some therapy, bro. Have a nice day now.
You cheeky **** – I had a bath this morning! Smell my feet: that’s your wife, that is!
Let’s face it, he never really had it.
The terror threat has increased.
We cannot tell you on what basis we have come to that conclusion because we do not want to give our enemy any information about our intelligence.
The terror threat has increased.
We cannot tell you on what basis we have come to that conclusion because we do not want to give our enemy any information about our intelligence.
The terror threat has increased.
We cannot tell you on what basis we have come to that conclusion because we do not want to give our enemy any information about our intelligence.
Intelligence? You are joking………?
Fuck off you pair of lying bastards.
Your intelligence has been conclusively proven to be a load of fucking shit.
The terror threat is at its lowest level since 9/11.
And that is all thanks to our courts handing down heavy sentences to home-grown terrorists.
Concentrate on securing our borders Gordon, instead of trying to falsely scare the populace to score political points and as a prelude to stripping citizens of any more of their rights.
Do your job for a change. The only way to increase national security and protect British citizens and residents is to re-establish border controls which you removed. To do so we will have to leave the EU.
Fulfill your primary duty for a change and desist from pumping out anti-British warmongering fear propaganda you useless fuck.
I can’t believe the terror threat indicator thing is real. If it is MI5 have taken leave of their senses.
The ‘indicator’ was a left over clapometer from 70′s game show New Faces, the higher the threat the more pretty lights light up.
Is a clapometer what DC uses before Bullingdon Club meetings?
The next meetings at the ‘KNOB’ are you behind the bar that night or collecting the glasses?
I assume the KNOB is the Kings Heath No Balls Club?
he continued…
‘at this very moment I am wearing my new WMD (wheres my dick) detection underpants’
Next stop martial law and the Civil Contingencies Act.
No election. It’s the right thing not to do.
Yep and you’re not joking.
These shitbag marxist traitors use overweening power to command, control and manipulate the country, at every step.
They must be stopped.
Their latest trick is to deploy aircraft drones to spy on your rubbish bin habits and on motorists. !!
Unbelievable.
The terror threat level has been increased in order to distract the public from the omnishambles that is Gordon Brown.
Don’t rule out ‘special powers’ being invoked, leading to postponement of the election.
If it has been asked once it has been asked a thousand times:
Why the fuck is Prince William in the catholicmatch advert?
It is so so wrong.
Cos his mother owns Rome you fuckwit she leases it to the Goldschmits and their lacky pope Benedict
The Redshields cornered the online dating market years ago it helps to them find people to screw that they arent related to
Not working is it Zac?
Im getting to like normal muzzies
And let us be clear, we will not win in Afghanistan because we are occupying the Afghans’ country without the permission of anyone but a Bush stooge who is a former employee of an American arms company.
We are in the wrong.
Would we allow people to occupy this country?
There-in lies the answer to Gordon Brown’s bullshit.
Troops out.
we have allowed them and lots like them to occupy this country…and our Great Leader will be appealing for their vote shortly.
Why would they vote for Gordon Brown?
He authorises the torture of Afghans and the occupation of their country.
They are not reasons for muslims to vote for Labour, they are reasons for them to not vote Labour.
irony is obviously something u use to beat the wife with matey bubble bath
You sound like the wifebeater mate.
- appealing, + buying.
That must be why megamouth Her Highness, Mrs Cherie Booth Bliar has just given an unemployed nice religious man a suspended sentence. Said unemployed nice religious man had just left a place of worship (you know the one where you have to remove your shoes and face east)when he violently assaulted another nice religious man and broke his jaw. They were queuing at a bank when the violent assault took place. Mrs Cherie Booth Bliar recognised him as a nice religious person,just like wot she is, so decided to take pity on him. So in the eyes of Her Highness,Mrs Cherie Booth Bliar if you say you are a nice religious person of the eastern persuasion, you can do whatever you like.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1245506/Cherie-Blair-spares-violent-queue-rage-thug-religious-man.html
Look. This is, I think, the sixth war we’ve had with these troublesome bastards in the last 100 years.
You’d think by now they would except the fact that we are not going to give in until they addmit they were wrong in the first place.
Good God, I do’nt even remember what they were wrong about in the first place anymore.
It’s gone beyond a joke now…….. Give in you bastards, you know it’s the right thing to do
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23793487-as-gordon-brown-faces-meltdown-so-too-does-labour.do
Talking of aliens – gordon and mandy ‘On the Way out’ Well thank the Lord!!!
I can’t put up with them for more than another few more months!!!!
As for moderate muzzies – Beast – I am disappointed that they do not speak out . They have a case to make – they are decent, caring, hardworking and they have have been terrorised by an evil minority who have hijacked their for evil purposes .
If they are to survive and thrive then they must overcome the fear of the terrorists in their midst and start to fight back.
Hardworking? I think you’ll find that pakistanis and bangladeshis pretty much take up the rear for every ONS statistic regarding employment. More nonsense from Norfolk courtesy of Nell!!
There’s as many Moderate Muslims as there is tons of rocking horse shit.
And theres plenty of that as you would realise if you saw Crazy Horse Beckett at a Stones concert.
O/T – A piece in the DT about the moral vacuity of the career politician; Straw in this instance, but the argument applies to many on all sides of the house.
We really must select people to represent us who have done something constructive and non-political with their lives.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/simonheffer/7055721/Politicians-such-as-Jack-Straw-abandoned-principles-long-ago.html
PS – Norman Tebbit’s blog in the DT calling for a divorce between the UK and the EUSSR is a masterpiece of clarity and common sense.
Dr Lee Rotherham – “Ten Years On – Britian without the European Union”
Worth a read!!!
This is off topic but I just looked at the book add on the site for Obama, Americas, first, “african american president.” Forgive me for being stupid but isnt his mum white?
If so how the fuck does this make him african american. I am so sick of this politicaly correct bullshit. He’s mixed race and if people want to be proud and no reason why they shouldnt be, be proud of that.
I thought we were all from Africa originally, its just a PC way of saying black American.
It does not leave much hope for Britain if in say 300 years time people will be still referring to their origins
Not me, my dad came from Bow.
And Mini Mouse ?
Her dad came from Arrow
my dad was kimosabe..or was it trigger..oh well one of them anyway
‘Would we allow people to occupy this country?’
Our country’s been occupied by The New Liebore, War and Torture party for 12 years. Now the EUSSR. T@&ror threat? Ha. McMental is now ‘severely’ t@&rifying, so he can impose a state of emergency in time for a GE. Just like all good dictators.
You make a fair point Nell….
the muslims in the uk are a vibrant part of this country with much to offer and with everything to gain by engaging more with their fellow Brits.
The radicals know ultimately they cannot win here but in their homelands they still control with a ruthless hand and without outside assistance will never be beaten by home governments.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/simonheffer/7055721/Politicians-such-as-Jack-Straw-abandoned-principles-long-ago.html
Truth is they are not helped by this government. The terrorist elements of the muzzies are being used as political pawns by labour – just look at the way they raised the threat level yesterday!!
The labour government – as jack straw demonstrated at the Chilcott Inquiry, showed what an unprincipled , unscrupulous lot they are. He would have done anything, including selling out his own mother! , to hold onto his job.
Labour sees no purpose in promoting working, caring, moderate muzzies. Labour think’s it is bolstering it’s position by highlighting the extreme element of the religion!!
Herbs aspirin, aspirin herbs.
Lord, it was AWFUL wasn’t it!…
souded like how do u fuck a turkey.
Chilcott will never get at the truth because the witnesses are not under oath. Like Campbell last week they can lie and bend the truth all they like as there is no threat of being accused of perjury. However, they take us for fools at their small minded peril.
Exactly. But at least we all got to see Jack Straw as the unprincipled shit that he is.
Groucho,agreed runs in the family.
OT,just read that Bill Wiggin Con Mp Leominster speaking on an interview with BBC Hereford and Worcester,came up with he thinks Cadbury’s workers who are worried about losing their jobs are a bunch of whingers.Takes the biscuit that one seeing he was identified as one of the top troughers.
I believe the interview was titled Wally Wanker and the Chocolate Factory.
what the fuck does your comment have to do with Chilcott or am i missing something not translated from baboon
From the Times:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6999728.ece
Jonathan Baume accuses Prime Minister of ‘government by announcement’
Gordon Brown’s government has become “utterly dysfunctional” according to the head of the UK’s top civil servants’ union.
First Division Association general secretary Jonathan Baume accused the Prime Minister of “government by announcement” without any consideration of the cost or practicalities of his policies.
He claimed top civil servants were now preparing for a new Conservative government, while Labour ministers had “given up the fight”.
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Unfortunately the country is completely fucked.
Sadly McSnotty is doing his best to fuck up everything, give all the money away, get us into more debt so that the country becomes practically ungovernable…he has his union marxist chums waiting in the wings to strike and generally make life as shitty as possible the second a non NuLabour regime gets in. By any other name what he is doing is sabotage….it’s the equivelent of a retreating army putting sugar in the fuel supplies and booby trapping their equipment.
I think we are dealing with a psychological problem here, Brown (Mr Unelected by anyone) can never live up to Blair’s ‘charisma’ hence the endless search for yet more summits and international conferences in the desperate hope that someone might eventually listen to this….. words fail me!
What will we do without the Plastic police and diversity coordinators?
Bet the country improves whilst those parasites have their union organised holiday.
New Poll out:
Tories 45%
Labour 24%
Lib Dems 19%
you take my pole whiteboy. you take it gooood. you take 100%.
All very well, but WHO’S! Where’s the LINK mun, where’s the link…
The poll troll is back! Yipee!
Known prat then. Ah well. Thanks for the head up…
Ignore him/her He/She’s an absolute t*w*a*t and is always trying to work the betting odds.
True picture is ComRes poll Con 38(-4)Lab 29(nc) LibDem 19(nc) just published – Dave’s pigs breakfast on “green taxes” aetc causing some damage to Conservative support.See also NOTW ICM out tonight too Poll see link below for detailed percentages/ breakdowns
http://ukpollingreport.co.uk/blog/
Thanks for that. How long before beeb catch-up.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8280050.stm
Glad to assist
“Pravda” is always behind the curve updating their figs.
Probably the “Snotties” in charge of the web page don’t work at the weekend ?
Severe threat …………….probably a bag of Mothers Pride.
Stand down
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/8476864.stm
Mother’s Pride, hmm. Do they still make it (Milling is a loose term it this instance) I once did a test on the little lumps they sieved out. It was all high grade high protein flour. I always wondered who they sold it to and what for.
Keep that bowler it must be worth a fortune
Bet he has a proper topper…
Sarah Brown twittering that she can’t stop Gorgon from making snowmen. He refuses to accept there is no snow. Sounds like a cry for help.
Guido, FFS!!!!…
Agree
How much is the black pudding?
What has Keith Vaz got to do with this thread?
Nell
Your average Muzzie doesnt want to kill us all nor stop us having a glass or two of wine
A friend of mine lives in a Muzzie country, there are lots of racial problems (caused by govt) but everybody gets along well enough.
They venerate Jesus and let Christians be
Absolutely Beast!! My Grand-daughter who has struggled with health issues has been Blessed with Doctors who are Moslems’s. So Caring and Inspirational !!!
Trouble is these Quiet Moslems , who are in the majority, don’t choose to put themselves into the public domain!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1245453/Schools-secretary-Ed-Balls-reveals-stammer.html
Interesting timing but I know I can rely on the Guido readership to be showing sympathy and sensitivity and not let down the high standards of this blog.
yeah, right…
Keep up…..this was put to bed this morning
drat. sorry.
bbbbballs is aaaaa wwwwwwwwwwwwanker
Ccccccccccccccccccccnnnnnnnnnnnnnttttttttttt!
A s s s s s stammering hoon is no less a hoon, (twat, chump) for all that.
Boogyeye is going to lose his Testicles in May.
h h h h h h h hurrah.
not falling for the idea that crap marxism is linked to stammering , besides it must offend a great number of stammering ordinary people .
To 236.
Balls stammering what an f—–g tosser.
Maybe he lost his f—–g way,jockey springs to mind,by the time he said geeup,bloody race would be over.
Balls as PM on the hotline,the nukes are coming our way,ffffffffirrrre,shit that’s it then.
See It didn’t seem a problem to him with his SO WHAT.
isnt he now SO WEAK !
He used to be known as ‘Donkey Balls’ apparently.
Why? I hear you ask.
Hee-aw, hee-aw, he always got called that.
This is utter cock.
SQUWARRRRRKK!!! (flutter) A-UURRRKKH!! (ting)
FFS why don’t ” you F off”….. Now now I’m talking to a …. I need an asprin!!
Ho I give up!!!
Too Far.
Suggestion,why don’t you get your brain in gear before your fingers,please don’t give up we likes a challenge.
I want to take you hard whiteboy. tat is split open and has hole like wizards sleeve. he less useful to me now. I need new whitemeat for my huge one. you want some somali meat you let me know casper.
For God’s sake, blog!
Pope Benedict told George Osborne on Saturday, saying he must learn to use new forms of communication to spread the Conservative Party message.
Go forth and blog. George
Contacts in Foreign Office;
Brown will call election before the date for the Chilcott Enquiry.
This will be finalised depending on how Bliar’s appearance goes next Friday.
Word is that Blair is going to take Brown down with him next week – implicate him and leave Brown no way out,hence nothing but calling election for end March to escape Chilcott.
We already know Brown is the bottle king, so which ever way it goes we can relax in the knowledge that Mc Ruin will fuck it all up as usual.
Broon’s ringpiece will be sucking like a goldfish’s gob at the thought of facing that inquiry. Stand by for a snap election, a massive defeat, then after a few months of therapy, some sort of Euro-nonjob as a pay-off for preventing us from holding a Lisbon treaty ballot.
“Word is that Blair is going to take Brown down with him next week”
Why will Blair go down? He’ll do the old “I’m a straight sort of guy” “God told me to do it” “It was the right thing to do ” routine. Is Chilcott clever enough to nail him? I doubt it myself.
I think he ‘got his retaliation in first’ with Fern Britton. He will also do a ‘Straw’ and ‘send them a memo’..
He will keep two or three cards with Brown’s name written on them. If he gets into a tight spot they will be strategically deployed. Change that, “WHEN” he gets in a tight spot.
Brown will be toast. Blair has little to worry about as he is not running for election.
Milliband here.
Are you able to name and shame the hoon who breached The Official Secrets Act please?
It’s a female,you banana arsed nothing.
Yawn
Move along, nothing to see here
If I was a politician, I’d regard a trip to Chilcott as a day off from proper work
I hadnt thought of that one , unless the dodgey dossier is in the same handwriting as the dodgey expenses excercise book ?
OK, c’mon… who borro’d ma black felt pen???
Now that’s more like it. Finally a funny one.
Errmm….my allowance from Aunt Dahlia hasn’t come through as expected…..could any of you chaps out there be so good as to lend me five hundred punds and some lapsang souchong?
I’m a Socialist, drink Earl Grey.
Get Well Soon.
A British blogger has been intimidated by the police. The Reverend Stephen Sizer didn’t like comments and criticism made on the Seismic Shock blog, so got the police to physically intimidate the blogger, to take down that mild criticism.
This is a clear freedom of speech issue, the police should not be used to intimidate bloggers.
I urge you to publicise this issue and support Seismic Shock, as “I too am Seismic Shock”
For more information see http://modernityblog.wordpress.com/2010/01/23/reverend-stephen-sizer-uses-british-police-against-a-blogger/
And http://engageonline.wordpress.com/2010/01/23/anglican-vicar-uses-police-to-intimidate-blogger/
CW wishes News Night a happy 30th anniversery and thanks the producers for an all too short mix of events and insight .
The clip of Michael Howard attacking Alistair Campbell was perhaps more watchable than the prison govners one , CW couldnt help but think how true that one has become . A.S Byatt was sublime and beautiful (didnt know she had a quaker upbringing) , Martin Amiss grappled with some very interesting questions which I find disturbing also in what we may be creating but perhaps most people will not have grapsed what he was illuminating .
Neil Kinnock I felt was staring into the abyss of his own creation , the modern world perhaps not turning out as he thought it would in his favourite reading material . Chris Pattern was not particulary engageing parhaps considering 30yrs of events .
I was surprised at how little we revisit the cold war 70s and 80s now and how very different it all was , and surprised that Neil kinnock had thought the fall of soviet communism was good , when i dont recall him ever offering a usefull left crtique of it .
The progress of femminism , grated a little as it only really touched the surafce of the value of natural role models , and how they have been reframed more into badly upheld rights or dissilutions . Tracey Emmen enjoying Dphne Dmourer and trying to miss all the cheap chick porn is perhaps a preservation move in that depth of what it is to be human is being lost in the froth of 24/7 everything else and the loss of self , as we superimpose ourselves on celebrity and the replacement of religion , with intense drama , violent , pornographic images of life , having a monster life of its own .
For anyone watching it , it was possibly mind blowing in that ther may be a canabalistic nature to modern society , or perhaps detachment . A S Byatts view of it creating suspicion and resultant turnoff or perhaps distrust is another symptom .
Populist money making ecnomic mind control is perhaps a line our politicians have failed to speak about , our house of commons not really understanding how legislation was becoming a sticking plaster for personal experience of life becomming undone and not enquiring if it was any value being quietly dissloved whilst the tills and bounuses kerchinged away .
I am begining to wonder if the moderns have any right to accuse it as irrelevent nostalgia , certainly seems to be less emotional depth even if we are all superglobalinterconnectedcyberpresences . As MArtin Amiss almost suggested , living in the shallowness of the mechanism is completely everywhere with very differnet mental behaviours , some of which we are seeing.
Paxo tucking into a swan !! I bet he was
Not forgetting a fleeting appearance by Rebecca Front aka ‘Nicola Murray’.
Phhwwooaarr.. Nice chassis, lovely breasts – doncha just lurrve these Jewish women.
I am still reeling from finding out Kylie prefers girls
Good piece CW I enjoyed it too, after being told off by my other half for hurling expletives at the excuse for the elder statesman that is Kinnock (why, after troughing for decades at our expense, does he still feel driven to end every sentence with a partisan comment?)
Falklands War – Gulf War – Berlin Wall – Iraq War
Kind of missed an awful lot out, between dizzy Rascal and Charles Wheeler out-takes
No Yuppies, No Toxteth Riots, no Poll Tax, no economic miracle, no financial collapse. Are the BBC beginning to re-airbrush history before our eyes (again)
You forgot to mention Jarvis Cocker, rather more subdued than usual, but still spunky enough to spark the Tracey Emin/Daphne du Maurier scenario which was the highlight of an event which should have delivered more
caesars wife….. are you sure you’re not brian sewell switching subjects…do you believe this bollocks you’re writing or have you been round a puesdo philosopher’s dustbin on your day job
C.W. Some of the comments of your “comments” seem to be come from …. well the educated less informed… or eddowed… woops been down the pub!!!
shame you didn’t stay there longer tubby dip your pecker in the cider longer next time or is your wick too short ? nothing worse than a comment from someone ‘too far’ away that you can’t kick them when they’re a clown
Brian sewell couldnt understand such things, by the time he had paused over 18th century rocco embellishments on cotswold inns , a decade would have flown by .
basically either you enjoy Byatt , Emen and Amis or you dont , cant help you much if you didnt see the program and enjoyed the little mental morsals , still if lite comments liight your fire , perhaps i may have been to the pub , although anotherone round here has come up for let so they are getting fewer in number, soon have to book .
listen caesars missus you should stick to fiddling with nero quoting high brow stuff to us ‘up er….in our neck of the glades byatt builds nissen huts, we say amen after praying to him up there and amis were a fruity aftershave we drank in the 60s.
O/T I see that Mark Hodson, a man whose only experience had been as a manager of meat pie,pizza and sausage production was given the responsibility for Children’s Services at Donacaster council. Yep,the council which allowed two feral underclass brothers to commit heinous crimes against two young boys, employed a man who had absolutely no experience WHATSOEVER of working with children.He was paid in excess of £100,000 p.a.
Ed Balls should resign.
Mark Hodson has since returned to food manufacturing but during his time at Doncaster there were serious problems in the department he was responsible for.Apparently,Doncaster did not think that the person in charge of the department needed experience of working with children. £100,000 p.a. and no experience necessary.
Jan,absolutely unbelievable,so next time I want an examination for an illness,I know I’ll call a plumber.
This bunch of incompetent arseholes who are going through the motions of wrecking this country are really beyond the pale.
This is standard procedure in Doncaster Council. Other departments suffer from the same problem – the “managers” have no experience whatsoever of actually doing the job of the people they are “managing”.
Children’s Services were/are no more dysfunctional than the rest of the council. Allegedly.
CV: production, manager, meat pie, sausage, children like pizza
Interview: manager, production, meat pie, sausage, pizza, like children
CRB check: we have plenty of meat pies, OK
You’ve got the job
When appointed, he felt moved to mention Doncaster Finnigley airport, approved by the Deputy Pie Minister John Prescott, not sure what this had to do with neighbourhoods and children’s services
you know I meant to say Doncaster Finningley/ Robin Hood airport, of course
250.Did you mean Little John Prescott Airport were they sell pies for bulimia.
God forbid that an airport ever be named John Prescott, the planes would never get off the ground (even though Finningley is one of the longest runways in the country!)
But I’m sure they sell pies there
Isn’t Prezza a professor of pies in China or summat?
sorry jan still enjoying “chatterati” , although i would say that it is perhaps not evaluting the boys correctly that was the problem , even if the pie man was a care home manager . I mean its not everyday that you have an asnwer from teenager that he didnt kill the child beacuse his arms were tired . ed balls wants sacking for being part of the cabal of money making marxist control freaks that have undone society , i might possibly drift to capital punishment , but i would prefer the whole sorry inept bunch to see the ballotbox justice first.
and the guillotine shortly after
Calm down, dear, it’s only a conspiracy by the Illuminati to reduce us all the slavery.
as far as I can see, all Labour are about, is that they believe that the people who actually make the money cannot be trusted to make the correct decisions on how and when to spend it
the reason manufacturing is destroyed because in a global market there is no longer a margin for the “maker” and the government machinery to distribute it to third parties, often, as with the working families tax credit, it involves “taking” money from the maker “giving back” to him to give to his workers.
Manufacturing will only return the makers do not have do give the majority of profit to the government
You will soon understand why fabian solutions deserves trashing on every post .
however i think your eluding the harriets “redistribution of wealth” ideas .
Still pleased you will be hitting the buffers along with the rest of us .
LOL fabian solutions has just said hes going to report a blogger to a labour MP on dan hannahs blog , class!
Something to go to sleep on:-
Aussie PM
Good on yer Aussie
He’s done it again. He sure isn’t backing down on his hard line stance and one has to appreciate his belief in the rights of his native countrymen.
A breath of fresh air to see someone lead ..
Australian Prime Minister does it again!!
This man should be appointed King of the World.. Truer words have never been spoken.
It took a lot of courage for this man to speak what he had to say for the world to hear. The retribution could be phenomenal, but at least he was willing to take a stand on his and Austrilia’s beliefs.
Whole world Needs A Leader Like This!
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Prime Minister Kevin Rudd – Australia
Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia , as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks..
Separately, Rudd angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation’s mosques. Quote:
‘IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT.. Take It Or Leave It.
I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali , we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians. ‘
‘This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom’
‘We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society . Learn the language!’
‘Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.’
‘We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us.’
‘This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom, ‘THE RIGHT TO LEAVE’.’
‘If you aren’t happy here then LEAVE.. We didn’t force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted.’
Maybe if we circulate this amongst ourselves in Canada, USA and the UK, WE will find the courage to start speaking and voicing the same truths.
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should replace the Lords Prayer.
Strewth! If only that Dingo’s dick had been standing up for us Aussies when that pompous pommie pimp,Captain Cock dropped anchor in Pooh Bay a few years ago.
Dreamtime? We’re fucking in it.
Strimey Blimey Mate, I thought Rudd was a wussy
Who needs a Prime Minister when you’ve got a Donk?
the aussie pm is a dick. we can do better. vote scumbag.
Thank Gordon we have a more enlightened regime.
“Iraqi who killed two doctors ‘wins right to stay in UK’”
“An immigration judge ruled Laith Alani, a 41-year-old paranoid schizophrenic, could pose a danger to people in his homeland, the Sunday Telegraph reports”.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8477346.stm
you couldnt make it up, could you…
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1245599/David-Kelly-post-mortem-kept-secret-70-years-doctors-accuse-Lord-Hutton-concealing-vital-information.html
Thereby Hutton books himself a place in hell, too
He obviously cares little for his own children, to leave them such a legacy
Hutton, you amoral, spineless piece of shit.
Hutton’s always been the goto guy for Labour stooging.
Yet another poofta from Team Poofta. Just name one person in Labour that had continued to bat for their own side without defection on a permanent or semi permanent basis.
without defecation on a permanent or semli-permanennt basis…
Not that I ever doubted it,but now we have formal proof that the Hutton report was indeed a bucket of whitewash.
One day I hope we will find out the truth of what happened to poor Dr Kelly.
surely the family should also get involved and take this all the way to the european courts
each step of the way this government will be squirming and making any excuse not to release them
and as a result even more little secrets would come
out digging labour deeper and deeper into a hole
it would make good viewing !
A song for Gordon.
Rest in peace Jean. Thanks for the memories.
Me too…
Left wing propaganda Out now!
http://anti-citizen-one.blogspot.com/2010/01/unbeleivably-one-sided-aljabeebya.html
Stats a bit low this month are they?
No, they’re never high.
UN climate panel blunders again over Himalayan glaciers
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article6999975.ece
Deliberate blunder. Would have been hailed a success if they hadn’t pissed off so many honourable scientists with their smears and lies.
They just are getting their comeuppance. Anything the UN is involved with can rightly be viewed as totally suspect.
I’ll put it out there: lets leave the EU AND the UN.
Thousands killed in Haiti.
Yeah! Let’s have a party so the “common folk” can dig deep into their pockets for much needed aid. Not forgetting our back catalogues.
They never seem to be able to disclose how much cash they have donated. They just donate their “oh valuable time”, and are available to endorse the poor peoples contributions. They are just so shallow, and pathetically vacuous. Tiger Woods gives money and lets it be known. But there again he was too busy having treatment in a secure unit, and all his phones were broken.
The Guidogram is a bloody nightmare. It hardly ever works. Stop being so tight and put it up there for everyone. Oh and whilst we’re at it, whilst this is a cracking blog I’m not prepared to put up with those awful adverts.
Censored for greatness
So the Government that has nothing to hide, uses draconian measures to hide their cover up.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1245599/David-Kelly-post-mortem-kept-secret-70-years-doctors-accuse-Lord-Hutton-concealing-vital-information.html
70 years to cover up the Murder of Dr Kelly. I accuse Tony Blair, and his close advisors of conspiracy to murder this man.
Bliar has a lot on his conscience it seems
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1245614/Nervous-Blair-works-till-3am-prepare-Chilcot-grilling.html
seems he’s lost his memory as well !
if you were responsable for the deaths of Ten’s of thousands of people through telling lies would you forget what you did ?
Bush’s poodle nothing more nothing less
BLOOD On Your Hands Mr B-LIAR
I watched it yesterday on google and again this morning on another blog
Guido you have more leaks than the parliamentry fees office !
“…..an incident in [Gordon] Brown’s student days when his mother visited his digs……..Mrs Brown found some items of female underwear in the bathroom. ‘“I don’t know how they got there,” exclaimed Brown with embarrassment,’. ‘“They must have come by mistake from the laundry.”
Everybody Sing Along !
Blair’o Blair’o off to the Hague you go !
With Straw and Brown your going Down !
Blair’o Blair’o
I can see at least one use for this garment