January 22nd, 2010

Devilish Gordon Looks Down on Labour Candidates

Guido knows what you are thinking.  Here is yet another puerile, disrespectful image of the Prime Minister which reflects more on the producer of the poster than our great leader.

Perhaps.  However the poster is not hanging on the wall of Guido’s office.  It is not hanging on the wall in CCHQ.  It is  hanging on the wall of Gisela Stuart’s Birmingham Edgbaston constituency office.  She is a Labour MP.  For now…

Credit : from an amusing video report by John Harris in the Guardian.


111 Comments

  1. 1
    Praguetory says:

    Don’t mention the war.

    • 36
      Sir William Waad says:

      Historically, Moseley has always been a part of Edgbaston.

      • 64
        the fettes/eton axis says:

        Maybe the parliamentary constituency but any Brummie will explain the difference to you.

      • 73

        Historically?

        They are very different areas.

        • 77
          Kings Heath Lad says:

          Mosley,Edgbaston, Kings Heath,Stirchley etc are all part of Kings Norton, which was a Royal hunting estate.
          I have a yatch( a small crew of 28) moored on the river Rea just by Cannon hill park and often buy supplies from that quaint little fishing village called Balsall Heath, were Gisela comes from.

          • Don’t forget to pop in with your boat to the Gas Street Basin, old chap!

            And a visit to California is a must, at bthis time of year! That’s on the 21a or the 647 or 883 bus routes, by the way.

          • Kings Heath Lad says:

            You must pop round one day to my land base residence ,Wheely Castle or pop over to my summer residence in Hollywood, just catch the No.50 to the Maypole and I will pick you up in the Austin, our kid!

          • davew says:

            I spot a faker! A Brummie can spell “Weoley Castle” properly.

          • Kings Heath Lad says:

            That’s a bit embarrassing sorry but I really am from KH, clearly you are though or local to there, my dad’s from Bearwood and mum’s from Mosley I was born in Kings Heath.

          • davew says:

            Of course not sweetie, I live in Solihull ;)

          • Kings Heath Lad says:

            Cheers!

    • 88
      Rupert says:

      Of course Gisela Stuart is German, so she feels happier working ubder someone with a Hitler moustache.

  2. 2
    EC1 PhD says:

    She doesn’t deserve to be re-elected.

  3. 3

    Why can’t gobshites like Sion Simon learn the amazing powers of Brum from their parliamentary neighbours?

  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    He’s a FREAK

  5. 5
    terence patrick hewett says:

    Watch out for Intercontinental Ballistic Nokia, Gisela.

  6. 6
    Beelzebub says:

    How bloody insulting is that?

  7. 7
    concrete pump says:

    Fuck me!

    He looks like he’s been snuffling through shit to get to a turd truffle.

    What a c*nt.

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha !

    • 12
      concrete pump says:

      And John Harris is a twat with a stupid haircut.

      Beat THAT for political insight.

      • 33
        Grumpy Old Man says:

        Send that remark back to the Fabians – it needs some polishing.

      • 65
        Anonymous says:

        Remember that Cadbury’s advert ?

        “A figure of fun is just enough to give MPs a treat..
        a figure of fun is just enough until it’s time to eat.. “

        • 86
          Pierrepoint says:

          We called a girl in my class at Whitehaven Grammar School “Fudge” as she was a very friendly girl, and the original words to that kinda suited her.

  8. 8
    La' says:

    Ive never seen that hoon Brown smile like that – is that what’s been doctored on the photo?

    • 41
      Lawd Snowdon says:

      I think so too.
      I like the way that the photographer has captured the oozing snot from his nostrils.
      ‘A picture tells ….’

  9. 9
    genghiz the kahn says:

    will any poster of mcstalin-brown be within reach or arm’s length?

  10. 11
    Steve Expat says:

    They obviously got so fed up with defacing Cameron’s posters, that now they’ve turned to defacing their own!

  11. 13
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Gisela Edgbaston

    items i’m selling.

    gordon brown artistic makeover kit

  12. 14
    Knees_Up_Mr_B says:

    The miserable f*****r in that state almost evokes pity.

  13. 15
    Sungei Patani says:

    If you also want to help get rid of Ed Balls try:

    http://www.myconservatives.com/campaigns/antony-calvert-for-morley-and-outwood

  14. 17
    backwoodsman says:

    Where’s my T shirt ?
    Fawkes, has any consideration been given to pushing Jilted John, for the pre-election number 1 ?

  15. 18
    Between jobs says:

    That’s how he dresses when he is on the rocking horse;

    Devil’s horns, Hitler moustache and Big Boy Pampers.

  16. 20
    Anonymous says:

    Overtime at the Nokia factory again.

  17. 22
    Gordon Brown says:

    It’s all a storm in a teacup

  18. 23
    mondeoman says:

    This an old photo, his hair is to dark and surely the smile is airbrushed, very topical!

  19. 24
    Sir William Waad says:

    Gisela Stuart is one of the brightest and most honest Labour MPs, hence she is not in the Government.

    • 40
      Brownbadger says:

      you mean that there are two honest Labour MPs?

    • 55
      Moronwatch says:

      Well said,
      Don’t forget that she was one of the few MP’s of any party who exposed what the “Lisbon Treaty was all about
      It didn’t make her very popular in NuLiebor!

      • 108
        Section D Notice says:

        I concur; say what you like about Gisela, Frank Field and Kate Hoey but they demonstrated some integrity over the Lisbon Referendum issue.

    • 70
      Damon From Edgbaston says:

      If she’s the most honest then we’re in even more trouble than I thought. You should see some of the rubbish she puts in her election leaflets.

  20. 25
    The Dirty Rat says:

    That is very disrespectful to our leader.

  21. 26
    Elvis Cameron says:

    …….. and he the Devil in Disguise ………..

  22. 30
    RestandBthankful says:

    Speaking of Nokias. Will there be a notice outside the Chilcot enquiry when McDoom gives evidence saying “No Nokias”.

    • 42
      Brownbadger says:

      and speaking of Chilcot, if he really want’s to get the truth out of Brown why doesn’t he try waterboarding?

      • 48
        The Dirty Rat says:

        Or some electrodes on his nipples.

      • 61
        streamfisher says:

        Chilcott enquiry, those doddery old c’nuts. Suspected treason was dealt with very differently in Elizabethan times…. we will start with the privities, pass me the red hot iron.

  23. 34
    Anonymous says:

    “t is hanging on the wall of Gisela Stuart’s Birmingham Edgbaston constituency office. She is a Labour MP. For now…”

    And she will remain so. It cannot be proven that she did it, and there is now simply no leadership strong enough to punish people for tolerating pranks like this making Gordon look silly. Anger the PM could take, pity and satire not.

  24. 35
    Anonymous says:

    Surely it is meant to be a cat, with whiskers ??

  25. 37
    albacore says:

    The pic’s unaltered.
    It’s Gordon with a dead rat on his head, auditioning for the role of Davy Crockett in a remake of The Alamo.
    (Mr Omaha got the part of Santa Ana).

  26. 38
    Anonymous says:

    Why is it that when I look at that picture the theme tune for ‘Top Cat’ starts going round my head ??

  27. 43
    Katie Price says:

    How handsome he is in that picture.

    I want his babies

  28. 47
    Passed by on the other side says:

    Gordon leads the world, as confirmed by Bloomberg: http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aUd0O2lbk0AM&pos=5

    • 52
      anon,anon,anon.... says:

      Did I hear somebody say on here ” We’re Fucked”?

    • 59
      Sarah Paline says:

      Can’t believe he is rated higher than me.

    • 68
      Rexel 56 says:

      The prime minister’s struggle to win re-election and protect himself from dissent within Labour is “becoming more important to Gordon Brown than controlling the budget deficit, building confidence in the consumers or controlling inflation,” said Andrés Caballero Gálvez, a fixed-income and equities trader at BT Casa de Bolsa in Caracas

      Venezualan banker gets it in one……….

      • 72
        Anonymous says:

        ABrownI.S.M eg I ,SELF, ME ME ME ME ME ME…..Aren’t we lucky to have such a principled,courageous,forthright individual representing us.Vote Labour.

  29. 49
    anon,anon,anon.... says:

    O/T
    But It’s one problem Gorgon doesn’t have to face
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8473974.stm

  30. 50
    streamfisher says:

    Its just sillyness, says Gordon… Smack!, Thonk!, Nokia hits wall again, more shot holes in the plaster at No.10 than at the Winter Palace 1917.

  31. 51

    Well done to Gisela for having a sense of humour in difficult times.

    I would be surprised if this is a hanging offence.

    I am sure that New Labour stasi will be round with some re-education literature for her in due course.

    Brown has probably been told to stay off the nokia round her.

  32. 53
    Joey Joe Joe says:

    I’ve always found Gisela Stewart one of the more objectionable New Labour automatons. I hope this kills her political career. But I’ll love to see how she tries to explain this by using all the skills she acquired at the New Labour Spin Camp.

  33. 54
    Gordon Brown says:

    Unlike the Conservatives,we in the Labour Party have a sense of humour.
    That picture was taken after a local production of “The Producers” in which I played the part of Herr Hilter.
    I htink it is better than that Elvis impersonator,David Cameron

    • 62
      the fettes/eton axis says:

      Sounds like a good idea to me; Brown as Hitler, Cameron as Max Bialystock (hes already mastered the accounting), Mandelson as Roger DeBris and Osborne as Leo Bloom. And just to complete the line up – the assorted nutters of the BNP as the chorus line (the Pink Panzers).

  34. 56
    Hugh Janus says:

    She said: “I think the big mistake, as a party, was not to have a leadership election when Gordon Brown took over from Tony Blair. I just hope what we have now – and in an odd way, I think we do have it – is a settled position.”

    Hardly a ringing endorsement of McBust’s leadership, is it? It’s about as convincing as the ‘support’ from Millitwat when the last coup fizzled out. Perhaps (as someone has pointed out) she’s just being honest…

    Not a good career move in NuLiebour, being honest – she’s a former minister and likely to stay that way if she can’t make a better job of lying like the rest of them.

  35. 57
    James Gordon Brown says:

    I wanna run, I want to hide
    I wanna tear down the walls
    That hold me inside
    I wanna reach out
    And shift the blame
    Where the funds have no name

  36. 60
    Joey Joe Joe says:

    Labour’s election slogan:

    “WE’RE SO DESPERATE TO WIN, WE PROMISE A HANDJOB FROM CAROLINE FLINT FOR EVERY MALE VOTER”

  37. 63
    presumably a vision of how he will look in hell says:

    ha ha the only person less popular was Sarah Palin – he really is a moron – anyone else with a shred of decency would have resigned but he thinks he is brilliant – why doesn’t anyone tell him? It is a joke. NuLabours Britain – just look at Edlington!

    It looks like he has a nasal hair problem.

  38. 71
    Anonymous says:

    The phone company should have tested it on Gordon Brown first…

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8450385.stm?ls

    Then they wouldn’t have been embarrassed like this..

  39. 74
    what a kvnt says:

    This the same Gisela Stuart who made the papers for regarding the English as a “threat to democracy”? Looks like she’s starting to see sense when faced with a party leader from north of the boarder who’s there by undemocratic means. Or maybe she regards anyone who isn’t a kraut as a threat to democracy FFS. Even stranger that to counter this threat her answer is to support an illiberal authoritarian fascistic c*nt of a government who have done their best to ruin British freedoms, democracy and the country as a f*ckin hole. Maybe she should advocate Britain having another Welsh PM. Or find the nearest roof top and do the honourable thing.

  40. 75
    Old Nick Heavenly(real dimwit) says:

    ********BREAKING NEWS (Well it’s news to me)**************

    The Rotating Presidency of Europe has moved to Spain!

    Slappy Zappy is President of Europe for the next 6 months.

    WonderBelge is President of the European Council for the next 30 months.

    Barroso is President of Something else or something

    So all you EU experts, who the fluk is President???????????????????????????

    Mystery to me!

    • 92
      A Pensioner says:

      It doesn’t matter. Its like the Euro-song thingy. Lots of faces, and lots of voting etc., but the winner has already been decided.

  41. 81
    Thrusterbuster says:

    far too real looking to be anything but a spoof

  42. 82
    rparker says:

    how long have we got to put up withis baleful buffons ugly mush, on tv awards jedward were the high point could things get worse, yes they could sarah brown waddled on

  43. 87
    Colonel Nut says:

    It’s an Aberdeen Angus or perhaps an Aberdeen Anguish.

    • 95

      Nicely spotted, Guido! I enjoyed looking at Edgbaston and Moor Street Station. A Brummie in exile appreciates this kind of thing…

      If Gisela does lose her seat, it will be Gordon who helped take it away from her. Many people vote for her not because she is Labour, but because she is Gisela. However, if people see the need to remove Gordon, the situation might exist where people vote against her with real regret, but do vote against her.

  44. 98
    Must get some new spectacles says:

    With that moustache I briefly though it was a take on Clem Attlee – until I saw the horns, then the face fitted…

  45. 103
    Anonymous says:

    “I abolished Boom and Bust,
    So I’m the one that you can trust.
    And it its’ place, as you can see,
    I’ve given you Catastrophe!”

    G. Brown, Poet Laureate Elect (Insofar as I’ve ever been elected to anything!)

  46. 109
    Anonymous says:

    So our Greatest Leader Of All Time has taken to wearing horns – is that a comment upon his marital circumstances perchance?

  47. 110
    Anonymous says:

    Thought for the day,

    “If I can cancel a promised referendum with a wave of the hand why can’t I do the same with a General Election?”


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