So from www.EyeSpy.MP Guido learnt that Lembit was on the razz in “the Sports & Social* Weds night regaling a pretty, leggy brunette & a blonde”. From there out of Facebook via a co-conspirator we get this picture…
*A bar in the House of Commons.
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Max Clifford says…
“Most people want to read nasty things about people, not nice things.”
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
aw bless
Lembit Opik brings great dignity and statesmanship to the office of MP.
He will be hailed as a great seer when the asteroids come.
Do you mean haemorrhoids?
spotted – Lembit Opik ram-raiding a local branch of Lidl in a shopmobility scooter while wearing a fez
Who voted for this pointless vile creep?
A Typical Lib/Dem no doubt. What a waste of a vote.
It’s like end of Uni for some MPs. They’re not coming back, it’s the last few days where they don’t have to live in the real world so they’re determined to make the most of it.
Big difference of course is that some students then come into the real world able to make a contribution to society.
That’s not Tracy, is it ??
Students come out of their false reality in serious debt.
JUST like 340 Labour MPs.
Make them pay it back. It 61 million of us versus a few hundred of them.
They stand NO chance in the car park.
PS WE own the car park
I’m the 118 24/7 guy!
Looking for directory heaven
So thye taxpayer is subsidising lembit’s legover?
Thats a bit… cheeky
[badum tisch]
Subsidised Bar.
Subsidised london pad.
Subsidised women.
little wonder there is no shortage of wannabe MPs
spotted – Anne Widdecombe conducting a human fox hunt round the commons offices riding on the back of a naked Geoffrey Howe seeking out prey from amongst the cowering PPS’s and SpAds and tazering those she flushes out while crying “Tally Ho you shitbiscuits!!”
Why start a list just say EVERYTHING.
I bet he pissed on a war memorial on the way home..
Don’t worry my MP friends – there are plenty of cushty media jobs and columns for any outgoing chaps that want ‘em. You won’t have to go into that hellhole of the real world and, y’know, be around real people or anything
I would so do that Sarah Teather. I bet she has a vice-like grip downstairs. Dirty fucking bitch.
tat’s back
You are wrong! Fatso.
Concrete
Rich mad ley is sprouting on about the law and order which is rich comming from a convicted shoplifter..Cheers Rich nudge nudge wink wink
One Word ! SPECKSAVERS !
That Richard Madelely (or whatever you call it) can go fuck himself though. Oooh in Tony Blairs mate. Oooohhh. He needs to remember we all saw his wife’s tits. C’unt.
I’d still do that Sarah Teather.
He could do with washing his hair the scruffy git, no wonder they kicked him off telly. Sarah teather has a very square head and no chin, nice paps though!
Mad Leys daughter has a vocabulary that only a trooper could understand. Got a job in TV, and is utterly talentless. Wonder how that happened? Ju dy looks like a bag lady now. She shakes and sweats an awful lot for a girls that says she doesn’t drink. What was it that Rich knicked again?
drimk, drink, feck, drink
Apart from the – Blair I looked in his eyes moment. I thought Madeley came across pretty well last night on QT. That Liam Byrne though is a W Midlands MP and with the Cadbury’s comments he better not have a marginal or he is toast.
I prefer GTK+ myself
You can have 12 days of that at February half-term LembitontheSide!!
‘ello girls, fancy a night of fun with me and in the morning I can sort out your visa to stay in the country by return. Sounds like a fair deal.
Looks like 2 really cheaky girls on his arm!
Wot a dirty lucky bastard.
How does the ugly mug manage it?-is he 3-legged or something?
They were told he has a 9 inch tongue
Hairy back, jumbo cords and a big mooses head, its all the rage with the Julies, it works for me!
And can breath through his ears, and turns into a Pizza at Midnight.
Lucky?
One of them is described as pretty………..?!
The brunette looks like Jade Goody and the blonde looks like a fat Vicky Pollard.
Rather Lembit than me………….
Two fat birds on Lembit’s arm is worth one fat bird with a bush.
Put simply:
http://cameronizer.com/?1=What%27s%20Lembit%20got&2=that%20I%20haven%27t%3F&3=BLONDES
Where there is alcohol there is hope.I hope this man survives the coming cull.
Good luck with your methanol. Drink and be happy. It works for everyone on me estate.
Booze, is the opiate of the masses. Stops them from seeing what is going on, and rioting as they are screwed relentlessly by the Government.
Just add a dose of soccer, and X-Factor, strictly, come ice skating idol. Voila a content and numb society that will be compliant.
Meanwhile and off-topic, I see BO is having a hissy fit! If the great unwashed dont like him anymore, then his whipping boy (oddly enough not Gordon this time – much to GB’s chagrin no doubt) will jolly well feel the pain too – so there!!
While he’s pissed and grabbing and handful, they’re relieving him of his expenses.
We pay, either way.
Brown to give Iraq evidence to Chilcott before election!
It’s true.The manic phase is bearing fruit.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/default.stm
We need another inquiry into how a deranged lunatic got to be our Prime Minister.
You got that right.
Sarah Tether has finally been useful. She attacked Brown and he folded up.
She convincingly bashed the marriage policy too.
Looks like the BBC’s insistence that she appears every other week has finally paid off.
I might look like a hamster but I get on every fourth Question Time and will lecture anyone who opposes me and call them racist anti-european males. It’s my human right.
Your QT career might be short lived after that withering look that you gave Dimblebore last night.
What she doesn’t know about shit isn’t worth knowing. Opinionated, hobby horse riding, comfy shoe wearing, hair stylist dodger.
Quick, spotted off the port bow Sarah Teather, get the explosive harpoon lined up.
It is totally immaterial what her views are as a liberal MP they will never be put to the test and have the power to implement a thing. Populist views are great when there is no fear of ever having to put them into place.
I guess it’s better for him to get it out of the way now, rather than risk either being called in the middle of the campaign or facing questions about why he won’t appear until afterwards, what does he have to hide etc.
Further supports my theory that the election will be March 25th – no need for a Budget or the Q1 economic figures that way… 63 days and counting…
At long last, after bombarding Chilcot with so many requests to appear, they have finally given in. I am now rehearsing my evidence morning, noon and night:
“It wasnae me.”
Where are all the really good snipers when you need one?
C’mon Guido you’ve gotta comment on this one.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/conservative/7047828/Tory-tax-on-drivers-to-pay-for-marriage-allowance.html
I saw this headline on the newspaper roundup on Newsnight. I could not believe it. Is Cameron an idiot or what? If he wants money, why not cut the benefits bill. Why does everything with modern politicians equal tax rises instead of cuts?
Is it something in their subsidised booze which means MP’s see our money as their money?
The UK has some of the worst roads and motorways in Europe, it’s a disgrace considering how much money is stolen from drivers either directly, or through parking charges, or indirectly from people throwing money by going too fast past visible speed SCAMeras.
Hands down, the best roads and motorways in Europe are in Germany, it helps their economy to have it that way. The UK throws money at the cradle to grave benefits wasters instead.
This country makes me sick!
He’s an idiot. Stock up on tinned goods.
Dismal Dave is a socialist, what else would you expect? The heir to Bliar is following the fabian script very nicely.
And now following O’Bummers lead on banking.
It seems pretty clear to me the tories want to lose the GE. There doing a fine job of it right now with few sensible policy statements coming through. They wpould be beter off shutting up and saying nothing. What does that tell you about the state of our political elite. We are in a total mess – god help us cos no politician will.
spotted – Tony Blair weeping at the News that Brown intends to stitch him up at Chilcott should Blair develop another ‘memory lapse’
Send Brown and Blair to the Hague or even better the Tower of London.
Certainly.
Send all the stupid cun’ts who agreed with Blair about Iraq to the Hague.
And that obviously includes the Tory leader at the time and most of their MPs.
Richard Maddley = the most light-weight person ever on Question Time.
Richard Maddeley says he knows Blair wasn’t lying. The rest of us know different.
I love going shopping, I just don’t like having to pay for it.
possibly excepting Jarvis Cocker
He really is up his own arse, like Blair and Ross Kemp
4 hoons making Sarah Teather look sensible. Apart from the fact that she probably doesn’t put out on the first date, she’s very sexy.
Will you be stalking her anytime soon?
You’re having a laugh? Sarah Teather
What an ugly fat legged bint.
Thank you, nothing to see here
I’ll have you know that i pretend to be turned on by ugly fat legged bints.
I so agree. Those guys must have cataracts. Pincher Madeley made more sense than her.
She is 4’10″ and rather wide. Nice tits on QT though, she does know how to dress…
Know how to dress????
You guys are just not getting enough from normal women!
I’d just like to say, much as I support UKIP, I think they’ve got it wrong this time with, ‘ban the burka’. I think Ms.Teather would be an idle candidate to wear one.
Oops, ideal not idle.
Have you ever seen a diminutive,fat gutted,moon faced Arabic looking woman in a mask performing the belly dance?
Neither have we,but we’re hoping Sarah livens up this years conference.
^MP’s make that same mistake all the time
Ms Fe…Fea…F……Featherstone is gentle on the eye mind Granville.
Madeley was better than Izzard
Married couples to be taxed more on motoring and air flights to pay for their own tax breaks.
New Conservative policy. Just when you thought that Labour idiocy could not be beaten, Cameron ups the game with something truly imbecilic.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/conservative/7047828/Tory-tax-on-drivers-to-pay-for-marriage-allowance.html
Green taxes are a confidence trick that have been exposed. Any politician who suggests them is asking for a severe electoral kicking.
Is Cast Iron deliberately trying to lose the election? What an imbecile!
One really couldn’t make it up.
Cameron is headed for the rocks.
Always thought he was a nincompoop, now it’s confirmed.
Maggie, where are you?
Oi ! Oi ! Oi !
Out! Out! Out!
He gets worse by the day, of course he won’t be paying for his fuel, so it isn’t a problem for him. Vote for cast iron Dave and get BluLabour.
The imbecile vote is not to be neglected; it usually represents a three-tenths fraction of the electorate.
And a nine tenths fraction of government.
Anyone who thinks taxes are not going up whoever wins the election, is seriously deluded.
£178bn down this year, £175bn next year by the government’s own figures, that can’t possibly all come from spending cuts
Can’t well sell the Nation’s gold? That should raise a pretty penny.
Would have raised a few billion more if the Chancellor had not announced it in advance and sold at the bottom of the market..
All that glitters is not tungsten.
But did naughty Gordon sell a pig in a poke?
There are ways of raising taxes that do not penalise the poorest in society, like green taxes and VAT do. Whatever happened to cutting government spending?
Dismal Dave IS a Bliarite, third way, social fascist.
Obviously a laser-guided Voter Vault (voter tracking software they use, first used by me in 2004) policy, targeting some %1-2 of voters who actually count in the electoral mathematics.
Gannon to right of them……
It does show a “I allow you to keep some on the money you earned” mentality (which is not how a Real Conservative TM should think ).
Surely this is a dirty trick, no one could be so stupid…
When he’s not making seemingly very odd decisions concerning the cost effective selection of tradesmen, Opik is making a total cow’s gash of himself
And I am unanimous in that
The fucking arseholes, how low can they go, the insincerity is bowel collapsing, Simon Cowell to make huge money-making Haiti fund raising ‘single’ after a ‘request from Gordon Brown’ (Allelujah)
Simon requested that it was reported as;
‘Simon agreed following a request from the Prime Minister’
Now planning a global live event FFS!
WE’RE ALLLRIGHTTTTTT!!!!
Every time i snap my fingers a British taxpayer dies.
spotted – Geoff Hoon roaming the streets of Westminster in leaderhosen screaming ‘the future belongs to me!!!’ while drinking toilet duck and eating cabbages
Every time Lyme Byrne tells a really big lie his throat drys up and he has to swallow…………
Like Straw, Brown, Mandelson, Benn (both), arman……zzzzzzz
It’s tough for him being Jasper Carrott’s little brother with the comedy bypass.
it’s tough for him being William Hague’s little brother but without the intelligent, charisma or sheer beer swilling capability
More like when he has to imagine the answer, pure make believe
Streeeeeeeeeeeetch…………..and flop.
OK. It’s all agreed that we campaign on a policy of shoot on sight. It works for the Met.
Makes a change from charging the homeowner unfortuanate enough to be targetted by criminals.
Oh wait a minute, law abiding, tax paying, hard working folk are criminals. What would the Police do if they couldn’t target those people trying to go about their daily lives with a few speeding tickets whilst every pikey in the land is robbing whilst you’re out at work.
“There’s no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals.
Well, when there aren’t enough criminals one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws.
Who wants a nation of law-abiding citizens? What’s there in that for anyone? But just pass the kind of laws that can neither be observed nor enforced or objectively interpreted – and you create a nation of law-breakers – and then you cash in on guilt.
Now that’s the system, Mr. Reardon, that’s the game, and once you understand it, you’ll be
much easier to deal with.”
Atlas Shrugged, Ayn Rand.
It works in Texas
Texas has the lowest rate of burglary in the western world
because every householder has the the right to own a gun
and to shoot and kill any intruder
the potential burglars know this, and act accordingly
Simples!
(p.s. you may not like “Simples!”, but that’s your problem)
Gordon Brown clearly likes Simples. He appointed Ainsworth to Defence.
Order, order. Questions to the Prime Minister. Er… You. Fifteenth from the right, two rows up.
What a Berq
Why is everyone on QT confused between a burqa, a headscarf, a hijab and a niqab?
It’s the niqab that people don’t like, as it covers the face. A burqa is a large dress designed to hide the shape of the body.
What do the wrap around shades come under?
Perhaps it’s because they don’t give a toss about what the islamic names of clothing are
also, there are many different names for the same items in different islamic countries
Yes, you with the eyes!
succinct. However I must disagree.
Indeed so. I couldn’t agree more.
He can’t speak. His mouth is full of Sarah Teather’s beaver.
Fuck my old boots
That little dust covered Haitian darkie looks to be in better order than Limpdik optic
Lembit may be many things but at least he’s not a gay one eyed Scottish idiot
Well he’s not one eyed yet, nor scotchist
He is my cheeky boy who looks like he has had a stroke. Ooo matron
Roll on an hour and we ave Andrew Neil promoting Robersons’ jam FFS
Had the misfortune of watching a Childrens BBC television offering today called ‘Guardians of the Museum’
I have never seen such a disgusting piece of thinly veiled political indoctrination before, and I have seen Triumph of TheWill, the entire episode, which presents itself as a kind of juvenile Crystal Maze, takes the form of a lecture on how evil and vile white British Victorians are, and how they tried to cover up the incredible achievements of black Africans, in this case the people of Benin, who had made some amazing pieces of tat.
here it is on iplayer, I would draw your attention to a sequence staring at 14:50
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00q9jr8/Relic_Guardians_of_the_Museum_Episode_1/
This organisation must be destroyed.
Yes I’m sure as you’re defending a mud hut missionary station somewhere in the veldt as ten thousand mad zulus are charging you you’ll say “Hang on a minute old chap.I think that you’re absolutely spot on with your grievances especially about that horrid Lord Chelmsford.How about we sit down and discuss this sensibly ?”
Just listening to Diane Abbot on This Week.
So.. a large part the PLP of NuLab extending their scorched earth policy by promoting PR after 12 YEARS in government.
Pandering to Libs and leave a mess for the Tories.
By even proposing this they are publicly acknowledging defeat.
Vicious, odious, bast*rds.
“Just listening to Diane Abbot on This Week.”
I never get past staring at the tits.
Yep, her and Portillo, complete pair of fucking tits.
Nothing compared to Mcguire! How low can he go?
The way she rests them on her belly ?
No thanks – I’ll pass.
She gives me goosebumbs so big that’d ladder my jeans.
As Andrew Neil say’s to her “Just a leettle wafeer?
Abbot’s just there to make Portillo seem intelligent
Grrrr
Calm down, the girls are tagged have to be back at the half way house by 10pm
Are there any Lady MP’s who need local activists? That Margaret Beckett’s a sweetie. I tried to cover that bitch Kay Burley but she was a real prickteaser. Can anybody recommend a worthy candidate for my particular brand of shadowing?
So bitter and so twisted!
true
That’s because we see more clearly than you
Fuck this shit .
Dig this , darlin x .
http://my.telegraph.co.uk/ewanme_b/gallery/view_gallery.one?pid=99126785
I ain’t no self publicist . If I woz , I would of posted this crap at 10.18 pm , darlin .
Guido ; hope you rot in your own excrement .
Love E x .
I remember seeing Lembit on a night out in my first year at university in a certain Welsh sea side town, chap bought me a drink and never was without a lady!
Odd, for a libdem MP.
Perhaps he’s overcompensating.
wtf is toilets mcguire doing on brillo’s show? Brillo get a grip man.
Falsey collecting air miles ?
Was that the first ever QT to be held in a shopping mall ?? probebly wont be the last , so whats going off ?? Blair is to face chilcott next friday , jack straw raised more questions and looked rather creaky , Baftas may be required , no doubt some people have been waiting for a very long time , and history is not going to be kind namely in the suspicions that too many important holes have not been filled .
Fever on the blogosphere of election dates and physciometric gassing of flawed fundamentaliism and see who can construct the more intuiative your the nutter question . Right from wrong posed a simples and let the hertics stand up and be torn down , while the moderns say its cognition stupid !
CW wants to pose this question cognition for who ? and then what happens when you cognition the wrong answer , or behavoir , what may have been done then . The case against mental sophistrey (and i think there is one) is its debilatating properties and the reliance on its masters pumping it out or in and the supreme question of if they might have flaws themselves.
So is making the case that right from wrong loosing its grip ?? given we are supposed more free from religous dogma and are civil , the cognits have already determined the answer , there is no god only feeling . looks like being a bad few weeks for church worshippers , Ed balls was right then you just need to survey everyone to death and sift out the incorrect answers for expulsion from paradise oh and run up a huge debt.
The debt tackling is going to create a huge ammount of right from wrong , very interesting stuff , I wish had an immediate block buster answer , mystarting question though is how do you stop the further dissolution of the family unit ??
lotta censorship going on ’round here
show business for ugly people.
http://the-tap.blogspot.com/2010/01/drive-your-car-for-nothing-free-energy.html
Lembit here.
In an earlier Post below I asked for help in creating a tax free income of £150k pa since the ungrateful voters of Montgomeryshire are likely to evict me from my sinecure in May.
All I got in reply were abusive anagrams linking me to bottom fishing activities.
Thanks to Guido you can see that I am strictly a front bottom man.
So there you wankers. East your heart out Chipolata Prescott.
Next thing this guy is going to be trying to get into the pants of one of the Cheeky Girls or something!
er, hang on
Most readers probably know this, I’m sure, but it’s a point that should be reiterated at every opportunity.
The Sports and Social isn’t just “a bar in the house of commons”, it’s a taxpayer subsidied bar in the house of commons exempted from the laws and duties its members impose on the general public.
There is no more case for subsidised booze in the HoC than there is for subsidised fanny.
“BLACK FRIDAY” anyone ???
Another bad day shares this morning
Bail out before it gets worse and it will
Don’t worry, they’ll panic for a bit, but before long it’ll be back to something more like normality.
baaaa.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/conservative/7047828/Tory-tax-on-drivers-to-pay-for-marriage-allowance.html
“Motorists and air passengers face higher “green taxes” under Conservative plans to fund tax breaks for married couples”
A textbook excercise in postmodern politics, perhaps, but not necesarily a winning election strategy.
Dave obviously forgot the 1.8 million people who signed the No10 petition re road levy a couple of years back
“Whenever destroyers appear among men, they start by destroying money, for money is men’s protection and the base of a moral existence.
Destroyers seize gold and leave to its owners a counterfeit pile of paper. This kills all objective standards and delivers men into the arbitrary power of an arbitrary setter of values.
Gold was an objective value, an equivalent of wealth produced.
Paper is a mortgage on wealth that does not exist, backed by a gun aimed at those who are expected to produce it.
Paper is a check drawn by legal looters upon an account which is not theirs: upon the virtue of the victims.
Watch for the day when it becomes, marked: ‘Account overdrawn.”
This is robbing Peter to pay Peter…er hang on…
This is madness pure madness…that’s better.
Fuck it. Couldn’t watch whole of last night’s Question Time because that shrill and hysterical Sarah Teather was get on my bloody wick.
Must say I enjoyed watching my friend Richard Madley
Pervert.
i hope that the tag “totty watch” was ironic? something to do with snouts might have been more appropriate.
LimpDick Lipstick walks into a bar .
Hi girls my name is Lembit But my girlfriends call me BEAUJOLAIS !
One girl says Beaujolais isn’t that a fancy liquor ?
Yep! Thats why they call me Beaujolais !
Opik in the Commons as opposed to on a cruise!
How does he pull the chicks with a boat race like that??
rumor mill is that he is a tripod
joolz
‘Sports and Social’ = ‘Last Chance Saloon’
He looks sober, the one on the right looks well….
I don’t know how this ugly and seemingly charmless man does it, but hats off to him!
I suppose “lucky man” would be an inappropriate comment.
Signed, a 50+ nobody who would never fiddle his expenses.