In Ted Kennedy’s old Massachusetts senate seat it looks likely that it will fall to the Republicans. Obama has pushed his face on to the Democrat branding in a risky bid to retain the seat and crucially his filibuster blocking sixty in the Senate, but polls are showing America’s former “Sexiest Man”, Scott Brown in the lead. Well if a comedian like Al Franklin can do it…
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Max Clifford says…
“Most people want to read nasty things about people, not nice things.”
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
Looks as if he had a botched appendix operation.
This really would kick off a massive round of the winter vomiting virus if Gordon Brown was pictured on a similar poster.
Now my brain needs bleaching, THANKS!!!
Massachusetts Miracle:
HE WON!
http://michellemalkin.com/2010/01/19/massachusetts-miracle-election-night-liveblog/
Even Obama went up there to support the Democrat, to no avail.
Obama & MA Senate race – Repub wins.
Obama & Copenhagen – zilch of any importance.
Obama & NJ Governor race 11/08 – Repub wins.
Obama & Olympics for Chicago – Chicago voted out in first round.
Obama’s a jonah, does he remind you of anyone else ? LOL
you backed the losers john mccain and sarah palin didn’t you Guido?
nuff said.
those who take tips from Guido lose their cash.
those who take tips from top boy are quids in.
check the record.
Is that why you still live in a block of Flats?
And drive a metallic brown Nissan Micra?
Yep, you are the man.
I hope you backed Coakley in a big way then tat because she’s going down like a cheap whore.
…and don’t forget “there will be charges” over donorgate.
Don’t you mean Al Franken?
Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
ANyway, the lady readers of this blog we no doubt be happy with your sexually inclusive attitude to the Totty Watch tag Guido.
Mass suicide, more like. Jonestown II here we come.
Anyone else expecting the BBC to just pretend nothing has happened if this guy wins?
IF they have to report it, I guess that they will spin it as ‘image obsessed Americans vote for image and looks over substance’.
Whaddya mean IF. Their 530-strong election night coverage team has already chartered a 747 and reserved the entire local Hilton to bring you breathcatching blow by blow commentary of how his opponent does. Cheers license fee payers.
It’s the BBC’s little contribution to climate change. Hypocritical bastards! Fortunately for all of us, the whole CO2 AGW thing is bullshit, so instead of frying the planet all they are doing is pissing away public money and pouring a few tons of oil into the atmosphere.
It’s amazing to see how unpopular the Obama administration has become with the American people in the last 12 months. Still, the BBC, Cameron and Brown will continue to heap undeserved praise on him. Gitmo still going strong. Two wars ongoing with several new ones planned. True US unemployment at 20%. The occupation of Haiti. Amazing.
That Scott Brown looks nothing like our Scot Brown
No, its a hernia scar – I know ’cause I have one just the same!
Yeuch.
Which our great putative leaders will be the first politicval centrefold of 2010?
Margaret Beckett … in Horse and Hounds
Gordon would require a full ‘Back,sack and crack’ session if he wanted to pose like that.
And a crash diet and face lift.
Great strides have been made in the field of face transplants of late.
Maybe even a trip to China could be arranged. Discounted kidneys, livers and faces.
Jesus, imagine being the poor crim shot in the back of the head to harvest your organs, only to end up in Gordon Brown!
And we haven’t even started talking about his mental state and the overhaul that would need.
Gordon Brown – the nastiest man in politics.
He may be a Republican but he certainly left me in a red state.
Oh dear, I rather like that picture, but would puke if it was GB.
Can I get help, please?
Obama’s stardust was heavier than expected and has fallen, therefore, more quickly!
Obama.
Goin’ down, down, down.
What a fuck up. I was actually conned by his pre election spiel.
FFS.
Some of us were not, I knew the guy was a complete fake, it was obvious.
Obama is probably going to be a worse Pres than Dubya and that takes some doing.
If the Republicans win the seat today or run even close then god help every other Dem running this year in Nov because this is the bluest democratic seat as they come.
Carter V2.
I wasn’t. Nothing to do with race either, more the people who he surrounded himself with, who funded his campaign and what clubs and societies he belongs to.
All the top democrats and republicans are all in the same societies, and all take their policies from the same think-tanks funded by the same elitists puppetmasters.
Obama was always going to be a disaster. I really wish America had been allowed to support Ron Paul.
Ron Paul was too much against the usual vested interests to stand a chance for the presidency. He even wanted to reform, if not eliminate, the Federal Reserve. It is thought in some quarters that ideas such as these may have contributed to JFK’s early demise.
America was allowed to support Ron Paul, but thank Christ, it decided not to. He’s a lunatic. Would have been a bigger disaster than Obama, and that’s not something I write lightly.
Obama is God’s punishment for not making Condi Rice President.
Discuss.
Thanks Sunonmars and Ned, now i feel stupid.
(sniff).
I didn’t know that people in Massachusetts knew how to vote Republican. Voting Republican to them would be like how THEY would think of the UK voting against the Queen. Unimaginable.
They usually don’t, however Mitt Romney won there in the 90′s and the state is actually registered 51% independent, 34% Democrat and 15% Republican so actually its really not a democratic state if it doesnt want to be.
Romney won in the 2000s actually, but he did succeed Celluci who was elected in the 90s and Weld who was elected twice in the 90s, the second time with the largest margin in state history.
The Independents usually break fairly heavily for the democrats, but Coakley has run a shit campaign while Brown has hardly put a foot wrong.
Oddly, Coakley’s “my sister lives in the middle east” response on forein policy experience didn’t attract the same criticism that Sarah Palin’s comment about seeing russia from parts of alaska did. Odd that.
the same criticism that Sarah Palin’s comment about seeing russia from parts of alaska did.
You can.
Check your atlas.
He will certainly appeal to the lady voters.
Ooh get her.
Surely Al Franken ??
Another one for my album. Thanks Guido.
These pictures of Gordon have not been airbrushed. In private, he is a delightful, charming and witty man. You are all being beastly.
Delightful, charming and witty? Is that whilst he’s throwing nokias, or sweeping his arm across his desk in a temper knocking printers and laptops to the floor or whilst he shouting foul obscenities at members of his staff??
Er nell….you do know that’s not the real Helen don’t you?
+++smile++++
Yep. Like I’m not really nell y’mean?
Nell,
Really he is sweet, especially when chatting with darling Damien. I am sure you enjoy his wit at PMQs as much as everyone else. He is bringing out a book of jokes next. Called the Labour Party Manifesto.
I hear that Sarah likes to us a hairbrush
Wash and brush up, sir?
Hmmm. I suppose that new image guru gordon has just appointed will be advising him to try a similar centrefold poster stunt?
This one’s made my day – don’t think gordon would have the same effect!!
I would love to his crotch hammered with a staple gun.
You’d need good aim. A staple would be rather large in comparison to….
Sounds like the sort of guy you would not mind living next door. (Pity non-Christians have such a taboo over the body positiveness)
Didn’t Gordon formerly figure into “sexiest men” polls (before he became PM)? I used to wonder what the people who voted in them were on…
Sexiest Mong? Now let me select a few from my list of Mong totty.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yKl83luU2oU/SDfnDg132NI/AAAAAAAABOc/IDTg3wvAYOU/s400/gordon-brown-ugly.jpg
http://www.harrietharmansucks.com/images/Harriet_Harman_sneering.jpg
http://www.backingblair.co.uk/images/john_prescott.jpg
http://efrafandays.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/beckett.jpg
http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1052591735653_2003/05/12/wld_short_clare.jpg
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_01/DianeAbbottREX_468x480.jpg
Take your pick Mong face of the week. Be armed you are advised not to click on these images if you’re easily upset.
they were not on this planet – probably Your Anus.
self-imposed Twitter ban while I go through in-tray – so hoping that only takes a few hours!
http://twitter.com/SarahBrown10/statuses/7941556470
If it’s anything like the size of Cherie’s in-tray, she’ll be there for days.
Get lost you grotty saggy baggy ugly cow – piss off and take that criminal with you.
Obama has a habit of popping up just before a loss (see recent US Olympic bid)
Well, the olympic bid – Obama shoed up, Chicago lost.
NJ Governorship – Obama showed up, Dems lost a blue state by 10%
Virginia Governorship – Obama showed up, the Dem lost by 20%
Climate change conference – Obama showed up, stuck his nose in , China bit it off.
notice the pattern yet.
Massachusetts Senate election – Obama showed up Sunday – ??????????
Jonah-Bama
Do you like the picture of me walking on Obama beach?
Boooooooooo
say the war veterans.
What an achievement – booed by his own country’s war veterans – a world first.
Ah but you will hear a loud cheer when he is hanging from a rope.
Do you realise the MALE population of the BBC won’t get any work done today? They will all be off wanking themselves stupid in the transgender toilets at the BBC.
O/T as usual, but Gordon bouncing out to the lectern with we are determined British jobs will not suffer… Cadbury gone now as well (when was the last time he visited a factory and cursed them), Kraft is an American company and wont give a flying fuck about British Jobs arsehole, just like Tata and Corus, plenty of corporate investors very happy though with £8.40 a share, well thats socialism for you, keep funding the Labour Party Union suckers!.
I think you are missing the point.
About 18 months ago jonah gave a debilitatingly turgid speech to the assembled Kennedy Clan and their associated New England liberal Democrat cronies, somewhere in Boston (no doubt). The content of said speech has now long since completely passed into history and been forgotten. I strongly suspect that many present , those who remained awake, were strongly contemplating that a better alternative would be to eat their own entrails by its end.
The point …
Within days, if not hours, Ted Kennedy came down with a brain seizure and subsequently died. And now his old seat is heading for the Republicans.
Gordon has that effect of giving oaps brain seizures
He’s not as sexy as Gordon in the buff.
I thought it was only the Kennedy’s who showed their c”cks to New Englanders!
Imagine if Hillary Clinton did a similar pose – shudder – shudder
Coakley is toast today when the results come in. Serves the arrogant Dimocrats right…
Comments in the NY Times suggest that America is falling out of love with Obama and that he may be a one term president come 2012. The comments are the same as here – they’re fed-up with big-spending government, they see that wherever the Democrats are in power that taxes creep-up all the time, they don’t think (having never had a proper job) that he understands the problems of unemployment and they don’t like a Health Bill which will insure those people who’ve never paid a penny into the US system. And in Mass, they don’t like the idea that the democrats hold the Senate as of right. Don’t call this Ted Kennedy’s seat … they say. The change to 41/59 in the Senate might just accelerate Obama’s decline.
PS The Beeboids are trying to put a positive spin Obama’s first year in office – quote ‘ … moving from the poetry of the election to the prose of governing’ – and other such New Labour drivel.
It’s just a shame that the prose is copied from das kapital and the little red book.
Coakley has conceded defeat…toast!
I thought Obama was the most popular man in the world. Wise and wonderful. Thats what the BBC say.
He couldn’t have lost.
is it politics as usual or people as usual? what the fuck america. lets just have palin and be fucking done with it. fuck people with preexisting medical conditions. fuck those who don’t want their neighbour to have a semi-automatic assualt weapon. fuck 4 billion years of existence (except for the last 6000). fuck research on autism. fuck the gays (metaphorically). fuck pregnant rape victims (again metaphorically). fuck the penguins. fuck russia (literally, wherever it may be). in fact, lets just fuck everything, except each other with condoms – especially in africa.
neighbour to have a semi-automatic assualt weapon.
Why don’t you borrow it, look down the barrel and do us all a favour ?
I hope one of your kids borrows it, and has a look down the barrel (accidently of course).
Rejoice, Rejoice, Rejoice – a slap in the face for the Manchurian Candidate – oops – President.
I was trying to think of Gordon in that pose ………
Oh God ……take me away now ……………………… please