Dirty Tricks – the Suspects
Interesting that another letter purporting again to be from an anoymous Tory backbencher gained little traction last week and has thus now appeared on the left-leaning FT. How did they get the text when ConservativeHome couldn’t? The whole thing reeks of Labour dirty tricks again and the fact it appears on Commons paper makes Guido wonder who could the author be?
The letter picks up on media angles such as “We can’t go on like this” and the continuing drip drip of bile toward Steve Hilton making the authenticy look more and more dubious. Who has a track record in this sort of thing?
Guido’s top suspects:
- Alastair “Dodgy Dossier” Campbell
- Tom “I ♥ Dirty Tricks” Watson
- Damian “Gents, a few ideas…” McBride
- David “I’m Back!” Taylor
Your suggestions welcome…
Dirty tricks have to have a basis in reality to be effective. This certainly has.
But the Tories are all uniting in order to win the election. Liebour are divided and mainly shitting themselves about the loss of their jobs in a few short months.
My money’s on Watson, or possibly even Mandlebum, so despressed is he that he can’t hold his own party together long enough to get to the election…
Believe what you want pal, but the problems exist and Dave meddles too much for his own good.
Bang on! Can you imagine what a Dave/Hilton could get up to in Downing Street?
I see the Labour trolls are out in force again.
The country is even more desperate to be rid of Brown than his own party. That’s why millions of people will vote tactically to remove Labour in their own constituencies.
ODFO. If there is one towering achievement that Brown can trully call his legacy, it is how deeply he has sunk politics in this country. No one has ever run a Government that has behaved with such mendacious ferocity to dissenters and suck so hard at the teat of the public purse. No one will match it either.
From the Collected Works of Confucius:-
Deal with cancer in stomach before treating Boil on Bum”.
Not McBride so it has to be Watson.. How many other people habitually put a comma before and ie:
,and
have a look at his website.. games up!
Gently Helping Gordon Towards Retirement
What are you doing here, caked with your own dried spunk, other than trolling?
He’s the leader of the Tory party ‘pal’ and therefore has a pretty good mandate to meddle. And he’s also not in power so his ‘meddling’ has little effect on your life and has certainly not brought us to the brink of personal and national bankruptcy. Why don’t you concentrate some of that devastating ammo on the architects of this failed Socialist toilet we currently swim aimlessly around in? That would be a good start.
Too right… see what’s been happening in the Suffolk seats.
Democracy is not a concept which is understood in Dave’s Tory Party
At least – probably as a result of his minions reading the DT ‘s and this blog/s – he has discarded the ludicrous idea of standing again as the ‘David Cameron Conservatives’. What vanity that was… but it’s only the named which has been discarded, nto the concept
More fool him, He’s not yet grasped the fact that hie is not the solution, but the problem
oh, and Gorgon doesn’t meddle? Get real!!
No the Tories are NOT uniting. What is the point of winning an election as a so called Tory government but committed to socialist schemes?
It would be better to let Brown crawl further into the swamp than let Cameron carry on with his New Labour policies.
You left out the word “almost”
No way Mandeljockey: the letter isn’t eloquent enough. Looks to have been written by a CSE Grade IV pupil.
Tom Harris supports Eugenics
http://www.tomharris.org.uk/2010/01/19/sixty-is-too-old-to-be-a-mum/#comment-36186
“Having a child, becoming a parent is a privilege, not a right”
It’s neither a privilege nor a right.
It’s often an accident.
Or a career option for many.
It’s a chemical reaction and that is ALL it is.
It’s money in the bank for me, pal
It is rather fun at the time and well worth while if you can remain friends with your offspring when they are adult.
Obtaining IVF treatment at an age when your fanny should be in the butcher’s dustbin may be a privilege rather than a right, but procreation itself is, for most heterosexuals, a genetically encoded biological imperative, not something Nu Labah dreamed up using a focus group.
Tony is Mandy sly enough to write it in such a way that no one would think it is him?
Don’t underestermate the Prince of Darkness, the like of his powers have not been seen since King Arthur was a lad.
Though even his and Merlins powers combined couldnt help old Jonah, he has the mark of the Devil on him.
W.W.
ARe you casting Mandy as Morgan le Faye?
linguistically very interesting; not well drafted but that’s because it reads like someone trying to disguise their normal writing style. Short, clipped sentences and poor imagination. The phrase that leaps out is ‘just get nonsense from on high’.
The whole thing reads like the kind of syntax and sentence construction you get with hoax virus warnings.
Pitched at the same level of gullibility too …
Yes, Mandelslime must be on the list of suspects, and close to the top in my view.
If he isn’t then he’s losing his touch.
No way Mandeljockey: the letter isn’t eloquent enough. Looks to have been written by a CSE Grade IV pupil.
So it must be an MP of some type of shade of Blue, Yellow, or Red.
I am sure that there are many Conservative MP’s that are already in despair over Camerons policies, especially his commitment to MMGW super-taxation, and The EU.
However this letter does not ring true in any other ways.
Please be reminded that ALL major, and minor political parties are subverted by several establishment stooges. Which have NO loyalty to any political ideologies or parties, but only to said establishment. These types go by the name these days of MI, or Common Purpose agents, they used to be called ‘Those Bastards.’
IMO it is not in the establishments interests for there to be a massive Conservative Party majority in the HOC. A hung parliament is what they want, along with all of the utter chaos, and confusion that an unclear result would undoubtedly bring.
It is not an accident that the establishment long since arranged that the Conservative Party has to win by 5-7% simply to gain a working majority. These types of things are always arranged many years in advance of time.
Time will indeed tell, however don’t be surprised to find that the establishment, and its BBC have some rather nasty surprises for Cameron up their establishment controlled sleeves, to be leaked, and vastly over reported on, a week, or two before the coming election. A sort of later day Cash for Questions, possibly involving corruption, farm yard animals, drugs or very expensive call girls, or indeed far far worse if required.
AKA you’ve been tangoed
Got it all planned then Atlas aka McBride?
Swop a few of the names & it could be a Labour MP complaining about Jonah. Illiteracy level about right for that too. Wouldn’t be surprised if that was its original genesis & someone on McSnot’s Dirty Tricks Team swopped the names around & re-issued it.
In an ideal, real world where sanity rules the “buck stops” in only one place.
Another clue is “who has most to gain”?
Answers on a postcard with a £5.00 attached inside a “brown” enevlope.
Brown Envelope Flat.
Sounds about right
he has collected all the money and then wasted it
As Boris and David Davies are patient
Davis
The Tories are so far awash that even the slightest dissent could scupper them
you wish
SLEAZE AND SMEARS – IT’S IN OUR D-N-A.
It’s all we have actually!!.
As much as I am against the concept of Eugenicsm I would hapily make an exception for spotty little trolls. Note the handle used; blue on blue, inspired by his love of man-on-man action.
Now get back to your p0rn, or even better, revising for your Media Studies exams, and stop trying to play with the adults otherwise it will end in tears. Yours.
It is becoming clear that from the increasing number of trolls, Labour have a eugenics program. From the standard of posting, the program is quite clearly work in progress.
And not showing very much progress.
Yep, in a real state compared to Labour! Behind in all the Polls, utterly divided, no frontman, no money in the bank, 13 years on the opposition benches have made them useless. Please pass it on to your Fabian friends. Time for bed Ladies.
The text in the letter reads like an illiterate wrote it, ergo a New Labour supporter.
Only Simon Sion could write such in such a clumsy adolescent manner.
There is simply no way half the people on Guido’s list could write that bad.
Sion Simon, sorry. You would think I would remember this striking household name. Not get it back to front.
Well we all mistakes.
Look at Gordon.
Is that what Gordon’s father said too, that we all make mistakes?
His early years would make an excellent scenario for a Roald Dahl tale of the unexpected. Local Preacer Man’s wife gives birth to te cild of the devil
It has the imprimatur of Sion Simon – it is just the kind of crass escapade he would be involved in.
Watch for the next YouTube episode, letter’s got SS spit marks all over it, illiterate scum.
… so badly.
I’m surprised Guido hasn’t spotted the curse of Jonah again today – 2pm he releases a statement that he is determined that Cadbury won’t be harmed and the workers will be safe, then 4.30pm Cadbury confirms UK job losses are inevitable…
as a brummie I was hoping that Jonah stayed away alas he did not an Cadbury`s were doomed
Doomed I say – Doomed
Was the Kirkaldy Gerbil ay Man Citeee this evening as well?
Man Utd are doomed to.
And he’ll be at Anfield next!!
we’re all dooooomed
You’d have to have a heart of stone not to laugh
As a non-Brummie, I wished the same.
As a fellow Brummie, so was I, mate. But it never happened, so 6,000 people will be out of work.
Will have to independently verify what looks manifestly like clear JONAHISM.
super. Glad to be of assistance.
‘Why sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.’
it’s that sweaty fat c’unt tom watson innit.
the curry king.
Watson is totally unacceptable, not fit for purpose and should be rolled out going forward in the short to medium term.
leave my mate alone you nazis
fair cop he has banned me from his website but he is still a good lad.
read and weep
http://www.tom-watson.co.uk/2010/01/taking-video-games-seriously/
This is a spoof site, isn’t it?…
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Please??….
What’s wrong? Games make more money than films, mostly because the government doesn’t subsidise (i.e. anoint their mates with extorted cash) it.
30 billion and growing, Tom won’t let me comment anymore on his site though incase the libel lawyers get him.
Sion Simon writes like a typically deluded sixth former. He pointlessly use long words and florid styles as he is just an attention seeking oxygen thief. If he had written the letter it would be packed with some choice french phrasing and badly chosen words for their syllable count. So I doubt it’s him, although he is still a grunting munter who richly deserves some humility soundly kicked into him.
Now Tom Watson on the other hand……
Comparing a sample of copy from hs blog and the excerpt shown on this page, there is an extremely similar sentence structure.
If I recall correctly, isn’t this letter writing known as malicious gossip and is a punishable offence?
And surely an investigation into this matter would not take long to resolve either. Finding the writer would be pretty easy in fact.
Yet nothing happens.
Dear Animal. Malicious gossip is the lifeblood of political blogging. Start dragging plod into it and the blogosphere will be a poorer place.
Sion “I’m a Hunt” Simon.
Draper doesn’t even get on the list of low profile dirty tricksters these days.
He must be ready for I’m a celebrity by now..
Ah yes — Draper in the jungle. He would do well there. Normally it takes the contestants 10 days to look as dishevelled as that.
The producers do their utmost to keep snakes, creepy-crawlies and vermin out of camp.
So, no, no Drippy Draper in I’m a (Berkeley-trained) celebrity, get the window-lickers out of here.
I’m morally convinced that Simon is behind this childish prank.
http://www.newstatesman.com/blogs/conference/2007/09/labour-majority-increase
He’s a bell-ended functional illiterate, so yes to Sion.
Naw on second thoughts its probably House of Straw’s lad the Wailing Willy. He’s over in the Evening Standard tonight beating his hairless chest and moaning about spliffs. So probably the spliffhead.
My money is on Nick Gibb – he is such a whiner!
The schools guy? How did you arrive at that logic?
Am I the only person that wants to smash Gordon Brown’s face to pulp with a baseball bat?
Or are there more than a handful of us fed up with utter excrement and his thugs?
No, you are not.
Way more than a handful
Yeah, way,way more.
Wouldn’t you stick hot needles in his eyes first?
Eye surely?
Eyes plural – don’t forget the japs eye..
6500 Brummies from Cadbury’s are first, the moods Black, very Black here in Birmingham tonight, report that on the state sponsered ONE SHOW Adrian Charles if you dare TRAITOR!!!!!
they’re reporting instead of the woman in charge of offsted who can’t read and purposely makes letters illegible…. and is proudly saying so.
Whilst on the BBC; I counted THREE different journalists on the 6.00pm news yesterday reporting from Haiti ( George Aligiah and two others). Then on Newsnight there was another…Matt Frei. And then on tonights 6.00 pm news came the journalistic equivalent of Gordon Brown….Orla fucking Guerlin. Wasn’t the earthquake tragic enough for Haiti that they then had to endure the arrival of this personification of an Irish wake spreading gloom and misery and fashionable, but batty, left wing sentiments all over the place. But five reporters on the same story, not counting radio staff, across the other side of the Atlantic, plus crew, and all getting in the way of the aid workers and needing food and accommodation….
Exactly, every journalist is takign food and water from the Haitians. Par for the course
Just turned him off, Cadbury’s is less than 3 miles from BBC Birmingham, its like switching GIUNESS production from Dublin to Poland its a no no. For over 250 years it has been the pride of Birmingham and in a heart beat Nu Lab has tossed it to one side. Cadbury’s pioneered workers rights and working conditions, it was the Cadbury’s and the Chamberlin’s who led the way forward with social housing and the introduction of public parks for recreation on massive scale,
This is a good profitable British company employing British workers,
BRITISH JOBS FOR BRITISH WORKERS remember that one BROWN,
how can a debt ridden American company buy a blue chip profitable British company and then that PRAT thinks its ok their jobs will be safe. There is real anger in Birmingham and the West Midlands tonight that’s about 7 million people, Brown is about to regret his APATHY!!!
They said that about Jaguar and Browns Lane Coventry and no doubt will say it about Land Rover and Solihull…
Oh and Rolls Royce and Crewe
And HP Sauce and …
I remember watching a documentary open mouthed and in awe of how well the Cadbury factory took care of its workers. It was a model that has been copied to a great deal of success in Japan. You give the company your labour, and they take care of you and your families needs. This has built up the loyalty to the company in the children, grand children and so on until it is in the DNA of the people of that region.
Brown fucks with that at his peril!
There are some Brands that should NOT be sold. Even 18 years of tory rule did not see them sold, but under labour we have seen iconic brands sold or go bust. Britain has lost Rolls Royce, Bentley, Woolworths, and now Cadbury’s.
Well, good people of the Midlands. Remember Cadbury’s at the next election and give labour a kicking!
In my part of the world, years back, there were several companies that gave the workers housing, sports facilities, a social club, free medical and dental care on site and bloody good pensions as well as training schemes and apprenticeships. They were all started by tough industrialists who knew how to make money and look after good workers.
These men were true philanthropists who genuinely did more for the “workers” than the shower that infest left wing politics in Britain today. Names like Fry, Terry, Cadbury, Bata, Leverhulme and Owen could never be linked with a sponger like Marx. These families had a social conscience that was derived from a Christian duty not some political theory.
I am saddened to see Cadbury’s being bought up. Peter Mandelson will stand there and wring his hands and say there is nothing he can do. Just like Patricia Hewitt when she stood outside the Rover factory not so long ago. New Labour; protecting British Jobs for British People?
British companies for British workers???
Not a fucking chance. They will happily close them down for the carbon tax credits though.
The guys from Corus are ahead of you, so just form an orderly queue, thank you!
Just saw that – so the person heading up the organisation that ensures the standards are maintained/improved in our children’s schools,blithely tells us that she has a single Biology O level to her name as a qualification and deliberately writes illegibly so that the words that she cannot spell are simply not able to be read anyway.
As we say so any times,you simply cannot make it up.
Brown who cannot write in any shape or form employing a person in charge of education standards who also cannot write.
I thought I’d misheard that this lady was in charge of maintaining standards and improving schools. I heard the bit about how proud she was of her Biology O Level. How can she possibly do a high powered job? How did she get the job – was she the best of a bad bunch of applicants? The mind boggles!
Ofsted woman came to our local primary school and complained that there were no pictures of black children on the wall.
There are no black children in the school she was told.
response – get pictures of black children on the wall or fail
Diversity = madness
The teachers should have put in a complaint against the inspector based on the inspectors offensive and bigoted racist views.
Typical extreemist Cow !!!
hahahhahaha
thats hysterical – and quite frightening
But Gordon has just been on the box and said that he is determined that there will be no job losses as a result of the takeover. That’s it then more long queues at the job centres.
kiss of death there then
No job losses=more diversity officers,
If Brown says that Cadbury jobs are safe then all the Cadbury workers are FUCKED BIG TIME.
The Curse of Werelabour is upon you
Werelabour!
Quick Gromit we have to invent something to get rid of the Curse of the WereLabour gang fast
Oh dear, in this video clip we find out why there are so many take-overs of British companies compared to when the Conservatives were in power. New Labour REMOVED the “public interest” clause from take-over competition law.
So now we know why the UK has been sold to so many foreigners, it was in New Labour’s master plan all along in their destruction of the UK economy.
The clip at 3 minutes in is very revealing.
Great bit of info, nice one
So the next time some lunatic lefty fuckmuppet goes on about Thatcher selling off the family silver, at least she sold it to the people, stopped paying for it with our taxes and ensured that the national interest was upheld.
Labour have privatised MORE than the tories did, BUT sold stuff off to foriegners or their cronies, and after these things were sold off, kept using tax money to pay for them.
Typical fascists. Privatise the wealth and keep that wealth within the elite. Socialise the costs and the losses. A clear example of fascism.
Yes. I had, years ago, family working at Cadbury’s.
Bloody Kraft. Let’s hope the government puts a stop to this! Oh, wait. Gordon and Mandy won’t, will they? Bastards. All of them.
You guys have got it all wrong. We don’t want to stop these types of deals. British shareholders must have the right to sell their shares in Cadburys if offered a good price. We shouldn’t be expected to stop that, after all British shareholders can now go and buy up some American company. We need to have a free flow of capital in this globalised world.
And the workers in Cadburys? Well they can move to Slovakia can’t they? We now have free movement of Labour in our glorious EUSSR. On your bikes mates go looking for work.
And what about the bankers, there’s more opportunity to add more money to your bonuses next year. I am the bankers friend. We need fewer workers and more bankers! Ha ha ha.
You’re not the only one…
Gordon however wants to go on forever….
http://fridaynightsmoke.co.uk/no_change.jpg
Class absolute class!
Bloody Marvelous!
You are not alone. England expects every man to do his duty and smash Labour’s tyranny.
The more I think about this tonight the more madder I get.
LABOUR – all the things that claim and have claimed to be since it was formed is exactly what CADBURY’S PIONEERED 100 years before them. Its not just about chocolate its about how we as working class want to be treated. The Cadbury Family recognised the welfare of its workers. This meant access to good education, health care, good social housing, recreational park lands and worker rights. All this happened at least 100 years BEFORE LABOUR was even formed. The CADBURY model has been much copied, CADBURY remains a great company and something we are very proud of in BIRMINGHAM if the Tories want to win votes then get of your arse DAVE support us at PMQ tomorow .
wasnt that what the unions were for……. sorry i forgot they were only in in to fuck the tories and the working class.
call me Dave will i`m sure but old gordo will blert on about a good investment it will be for Cadbury`s & Britain NOT oh and then about the tories inheritance tax as usual anyway Selly Oak will be Tory in 3 months so what does he care the TWAT!
There will be a lot of west midland marginals pushed over the edge by this . The Tories will need both sides of the House with Labour reduced to the cross-benches. and DC hasn’t had to twitch a muscle.
So will the May election now become Brown’s Bourneville Bust-up or his Cadbury Meltdown?
More like
Brown’s Bourneville Cockoa Up mate
oohhh – fed up with utter excrement, sounds like my idea of a fun time.
Don’t know who the f”uck you are, but give it a rest. You are just taking up space on a blog area better populated by sensible opinions.
I think there are several of you and all mildly amusing
I want to smash Brown’s face to a pulp with an English cricket bat – but not until he and his stupid party have been crucified in a General Election!
Ahhhhhhhhhh the English Springtime.
The smell of freshly cut grass, the sound of the late spring cuckoo, Freshly pressed whites, the village green and the satisfying crack of willow on nasal cartilage.
Don’t forget the widening patch of red on the freshly pressed whites…..
Join the long queue, but I am at the front. Beware all get out of the way its a jolly good Babe Ruth swing.
Get down Ghandi’s for a proper plot against the biggest threat to Labour – Gordon Brown! Pass the the chutney, Patricia
Oooh room for a little one ??
It doesn’t matter that much who’s behind it because anyone could have done it given that DC has handed them the opportunity on a plate…
Speaking of plates.. these chocolate fingers taste a bit different today. Any reason?
oh sorry you should have taken them from the other container
I bet it came with approval from the top though, this is going to be a dirty election with lows never seen before in British politics.
I wouldn’t bet against that.
As ever my advise is that they can all go and stick their heads in a dead bears bum!
Are you his facial hair or Trudie Styler?
Just asking.
Brown will be behind it, he will know all about it.
He probably drafted the theme of it whilst not actually writing every word of it…. so he can deny it is his work.
The dirty rotten fucker will be up to his filthy stinking armpits in it.
how true less we forget “he had no idea what Mcbride was doing” although he sat next to him at no 10 yawn yawn
It would seem in the case of the Prime Minister we really can judge a man by the company he keeps.
Always been the case. now Gordon thinks he can protect british jobs and intervene in Kraft takeover of Cadbury’s how! The man was chancellor for christ sake yet he has no idea how the city works or how takeovers occur. The man is clueless and totally inept. Remember “british jobs for british workers” more hot air from a man that everyday looks to insult everyones intelligence.
Oh I read this fucking bollocks last week. Unless you’re totally insulated from reality (like an FT hack) it was obviously complete crap.
This does illustrate what a fucking poisonous organization The Red ‘Un is.
I don’t care who did it. Some stupid fucking leftist party or Nigel ’80s’ Forage probably did it.
Was it Alex “Why the fuck are you friendly with him Guido he’s a fucking toad?” Hilton?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
labour all over it, you can tell from the start
it should read
“none of us ARE allowed to be involved in policy making”
not
“none of us IS allowed”
reeks of balls…..edukaysun init !
Unless it’s a double bluff.
Actually, “none of us IS” is correct – “none” being short for “not one”.
In the other section, the comma after the “and” is incorrect (both instances).
From the differing styles, I suspect two different authors.
if it was short for then it would have an apostrophe!
http://dictionary1.classic.reference.com/help/faq/language/g11.html
No, it wouldn’t because it’s a contraction, and a word in its own right. None of us “is” is correct.
‘Some of us as frontbenchers’ is a bit clunky as well.
Absolutely right.
It was written by an arrogant mong who does need feel the need to listen to the grammar check on his word processor.
Such an arrogant mong, above listening to a mere mortal (or machine) who know better, bears all the marks of ZaNuLiebour.
Will they ever learn? They are so transparent. After almost 13 years they do not realise that we are all fluent in NuLabour bullshit.
“Things have got worse, and are now critical.”
Even at my prep-school, that appalling Ingerlish would have resulted in detention and 1,000 lines.
Whoever wrote it was almost certainly state edewkayted. Probably under this useless Labour administration. Ergo, it must have originated from the Labour side.
“listen to the grammar check on his word processor”
Well would you? Its American after all and MicroShit to boot.
I think Gordon Brown will eventually take full responsibility for this and that he will take the appropriate action and sack someone different.
Lessons have been learned and the government is getting on with the job of getting the country out of this recession, which is a global one.
[Baseball Bat from Post 4 Hits Bong Eyed Cnut In Face. Crowd Cheers]
That mad me laugh, thanks.
sweet
Don’t forget they’ll draw a line in the sand and lessons will be learnt.
Let’s wire Gordon’s bog up to the mains.
It really does read like something written by a Labour intern.
Why does it have to be Labour? What about that fat grinning toad from north of the Border? And i don’t mean Brown. I mean the other one.
Alice are you single? fancy a date
It wasnae me
Och they’re all the same, uptight McPresbyterian Marxists.
I can’t imagine a true Tory (ie someone who doesn’t think Cameron is one) writing stuff like ‘pass the sick bag’ and ‘little gang’. Sounds like suspect number 4 to me.
Toilets will be in this somewhere.
It is a very telling document.
There is no such thing as fiction. Every word that appears on paper came from the author’s mind and is based on the author’s thoughts, experiences, opinions and backgrounds.
Change a few names and you get a very accurate picture of the thoughts and opinions of Senior Labour MPs. We’ve been hearing it for months. It’s a description of the state of the “We’re all fucked Party” with a few names changed.
True.
“There is no such thing as fiction”
Of course, I made it up
You nailed it.
It was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
An immature Labour MP – Alex Hilton, Tom Watson or Sion Simon or someone who wants to please Gordon because they know how his moral compass works.
It has Sion written all over it. He is a delusional fantasist and sees himself as a Machiavellian mover and shaker. When in reality he is a total fuckwitterised knobjockey twatwanker fuckmonkey gobshite on steroids.
Say what you mean, Mr Ned. Don’t hold back.
I couldn’t have written it better myself
[Pauses at the door and turns back, raising cigar in the air]
Just one more thing, Mr Ned, sir. How do you know he’s a total fuckwitterised knobjockey twatwanker fuckmonkey gobshite on steroids?
Yep, I hate him too!
Mayor Carcetti of Baltimore was at least likeable initially
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeett!!
One should never forget twat faced Labour activists like Jonty “he punked Guido” Pryor……………
Remember him:
http://order-order.com/2009/06/15/who-punkd-guido-over-purnell/
His gingerness alone make him a prime suspect.
Ah yes the fragrant Jonty, gone for ever from Liebour List you’ll note.
Poor delicate Jonty, career-ending moment it was.
back again……..tell a friend…………Taylors back once again……..
I’m Spartacus, I did it.
no i’m spartacus !
No I’m what’s his name.
He was spartacus.
Looks to me like it was written by someone who received their education under New Labour.
You mean ‘ It looks to me as though it was written’…
Using ‘like’ where you should use ‘as though’ or ‘as if” is always a giveaway and if you wish to be considered civilised, then you should amend your ways. Otherwise you may remain a clerk all your life.
The ineptitude of the grammar is strongly suggestive of a sub-standard education deficient in the common rules and demonstrative of the contemptible deterioration of the standards and quality of the communicative arts and stands as a clear example of the rueful state of labour’s education policies.
It’s all bollocks!
Mr Ned.
I was waiting for you to get to the point.
You need to learn,how to write proper english like wat I dun.
But I understood the last three words perfectly because it reminded me of my english teacher.
OT,I watched ALLY CAMBELL giving his spiel to Chilcot,and I now see he has issued a clarification of his evidence,he won’t stoop to say he got something wrong,so instead he see’s the need to clarify mistakes.
This is what Cambo said:- reading the bald words gives the wrong impression of what I thought I was saying in response to what I was being asked.
It struck me that in the past I used to hear another person(Donald Rumsfeld) who came second only to John Prescot in his ability to f–k up the english language,I think that even he would have been proud of Mr Cambell,have missed the P out on purpose, P meaning PRAT and a lying one at that.
The old, I did not lie, I miss-spoke or was misunderstood ploy…
I agree, his clarification was just more lies on top of previous lies about the original lies.
Today, Mr Hoon blamed the former head of the UN’s weapons inspection Hans Blix and stated that Blix assured them that there were tonnes of Bulk Liquid Anthrax “unaccounted for”. That would be because it never existed.
ALL the BLA that Iraq produced was accounted for and destroyed. The unaccounted for stocks were the result of the UN’s calculation of the maximum possible theoretical output of BLA.
This figure was entirely theoretical to create an upper limit of what Saddam MIGHT have been able to produce. (so as to prevent inspectors having to keep on searching beyond the discovery of this amount of BLA)
The difference between the destroyed accounted for stocks and this theoretical upper limit was the “unaccounted for” stocks.
They never ever existed in reality.
However, even IF they had existed, they would have been rendered inert by the laws of physics and the passage of time. BLA has a short shelf life. It would have gone off and been utterly harmless.
The UN knew this. The Western leaders knew this. The media knew this. YET not once was Blair (or any Minister) asked, “What is the shelf life of Bulk Liquid Anthrax, Mr Blair?” Without the capability to import or grow any BLA of their own (fact) Iraq’s “unaccounted for” stocks of BLA could NOT have been a threat AT ALL.
They knew this. I emailed every correspondent and news anchor I could find to implore them to ask Blair or any pro-war minister what the shelf life of these “unaccounted for” stocks was. It was a completely taboo question. It was never asked.
Just been watching Sky News papers reviews with some silly bint Julie Bindel form The Guardian, which I suppose says it all really. What a complete nulabour troll without the redeeming feature of being good to look at. Hope they drop her quick my thumb quickly hit the button on the remote!
…and if I further imbibe I shall become over-intoxicated by the exuberance of my own verbosity.
Is that what you meant?
Even the Today programme presenters speak a wierd version of English. The other day one of them said that a certain person had, “Authored” a report on something. I was tempted to call them and say that I had “carpentered” a table out of wood.
Train Station!!! Pah!!!
Turning nouns into verbs is an abomination and is sign of sheer laziness. The first (and worst) example I can remember concerns the golfer who ‘carded’ a 69.
Not only do these morons desecrate the countryside by sticking eighteen flags all over the place and randomly dumping piles of sand on the grass but then they go and vandalise the English language.
four!!!!!
Any noun can be verbed.
Verbing nouns is a good olde English tradition. Suggest you read Bill Bryson’s ‘Mother Tongue’
The English used on comments is more like verbal English than say an essay.
Use your nitpicking skills to work out if it’s a fraud and whodunit.
The English used on these comments is more like being buggered by a train, if you arsk moi.
Not for one moment do I think this anything other than a Labour dirty trick.
The childish prose for one thing — “It’s not fair!”, the other is the fact that the memo holds a mirror up to the known situation of the PLP under Brown… demonstrated last summer and again just this month. Perhaps it helps the PLP psychologically to imagine the Opposition in the same predicament as themselves — but that doesn’t mean it’s the reality.
Freudian Projection is a core symptom of the current leftist mental illness.
Its been that way ever since Socialism was first propounded.
Cosmic ordering on a grand scale innit
I have found DCs conservatives often open to new ideas , besides I dont think its the conservative way , the slight at Steve Hilton is all the more unusual . We know the ruin is expecting to play on his bruiser world class (cough) experience , just looks like hes trying to make Cameron someone who doesnt consult his experienced people which i doubt , some polices are always relevent to the the time , but some aspects of democracy are timeless .
Considering the ruin has had 3 coups does whiff a bit of labour trying to blurr things .
Gove is spot on for me on why education matters in such a neccessary way we all benefit from it in the long run , providing it doesnt make too many introverted woolie lefties and liberals.
Even Steve Hilton must realise a party is more than a message , its a living thing
“Even Steve Hilton must realise a party is more than a message , its a living thing”
I don’t think so. Todays party leaders have little to do with their grass roots and all to do with their propaganda machine.
Aint that the truth.
Labour, collapsed into ungovernable internal warfare 3 times inside the last 3 years.
They have brought the country to the very edge of total bank-rupt-cy.
Have committed treason against the sovereign people of the UK
Have committed war-crimes against the sovereign people of Iraq
They are the most inept, grossly incompetent, criminally negligent, corrupt, arrogant, hypocritical, racist, sexist, abusive, offensive bunch of wanktwattery addicted bollock-brained fuckmuppets ever to darken this sovereign, green and pleasant land.
This stinks of Balls.
Mind you, it could be any of Gordon’s clique, although it is unlikely to be the great man himself because the prose is not stilted, riddled with clichés and full of spelling mistakes.
That this has been written on HoC writing paper means that it ought to be investigated by the Commons authorities, of course.
Was it written in crayon?
Salvatore Mundi learnt one thing from Stalin. Never be in the same house as the dagger. whoever the culprit , gordon will be fragrant, accept responsibility, then sack the person wot did it.
YES, GOOD, KEEP TALKING ABOUT THE FALSE LETTERS.
DON’T MENTION THE WARS!
Well….there are no mistakes in the English, tending to rule out yobs like McBride. ‘Pass the sick bag’ suggests somebody over the age of 50 to me.
It can’t be McBride as he has a job gritting playgrounds and picking up dog shite and he woudn’t have the time.
Somehow Kraft Dairy Milk Chocolate doesn’t seem quite right…
Nope, this is from within the Tory party all right..
This is a shot across the bows following the Tim Montgomerie kite-flying exercise about ‘energy bills not carbon cuts’ nonsense…
They are testing the waters following newspapers warming to the idea that Tory MPs will not be bossed about by Cameron if he has a wafer-thin majority..
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/will-climate-change-be-the-tories-new-europe-1871970.html
Cameron needs to read the Riot Act NOW or find that a small number of ‘bastards’ will make life in Government impossible later…
I understand that some Tory MPs have already been sent for ‘Green Re-education’..
Meet the new boss same as the old.
If Cameron wants to implement lunatic policies, the more bastards he has, the happier I will be.
MPs doing their job. Parliament performing as it should and ensuring that we have a Parliamentary democracy, not a Presidency in all but name with no checks or safeguards.
Fine, but don’t put a fucking fifteen foot high picture of Cameron on all the posters and pretend he is going to be the one deciding all the policies.
Put some pictures of Michael ‘neocon crazy’ Gove, Nadine ‘Palin’ Dorries, Tim ‘fundamentalist’ Montgomerie and the rest of the Rogue’s Gallery of Tory Toff Tossers like Oliver fucking Letwin, and see whether that is what people want.
Preferably with a picture of a polar bear in the cross-hairs, to show what moving away from the Cameron mandate would look like.
From speaking first hand to a polar explorer (at an exhibition) I can tell you that the best way to view a polar bear is through cross-hairs.
Nobody should mourn the passing of such a beast. Unfortunately they are breeding like rabbits and therefore are forced (by their increasing numbers) to seek food beyond their older habitats. Polar bears are solitary animals and travel for many hundreds of miles.
Shhh. Greens haven’t worked out yet that everyone knows they’re lying about polar bears.
It’s the one good way to identify a loser proselytising for Gaia.
In that scorching summer of 03 (?) I saw polar bears from inches away – swimming in a glass tank in a zoo in the middle of France. Were they bothered by the AGW? Like hell they were! Very elegant creatures in the water, I had the impression there was not a lot in the predator business that could scare them. Gore’s soppy bear propaganda could get some tree-hugger killed very easily.
Cyco, I saw polar bears in a tiny enclosure in San Diego zoo. A majestic and ferocious beast who naturally wanders a terrain covering hundreds of square miles.
It was so sad to see it trapped in a small enclosure, reduced to repetative swimming loops in it’s pool and rocking from side to side as it had been driven clean out of its mind by its imprisonment.
San Diego being south of LA. A very very hot environment. The bear had survived their for years.
Polar bears have survived all the previous warmer periods in the last 250,000 years of their existence.
Google Timothy Tredwell
The ringed seal, their chief prey in large areas of the Nearctic, sleeps on average for … wait for it …
EIGHT SECONDS
or bananas.
How much does the FT subscription cost?
No idea. I’m in business and I wouldn’t afford it…
put it on the tax payers…..it’s what we do………..woof woof
top financial paper in the country….didn’t spot the credit crunch coming…do they still have the same editor….yes ? bloody hell that’s scary
More on that ‘gulags for green refuseniks’..
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/david-cameron/7024176/Climate-change-doubts-threaten-to-undermine-David-Camerons-pledges.html
http://www.thegwpf.org/news/431-tory-candidates-sent-on-green-re-education-course.html
This could re-bound on Cameron though – the letter is definitely not a ‘black ops’ thing from the Labourites – they are too thick to do that without cocking it up..
Labour dirty tricks at it again huh?
Well it’ll be the whelan, balls, mcbride and twatson circle ramping up their unsavoury activities ready for the election. Let’s not forget they intended to have that red reg site up and running ready for this moment in time.
Let’s also not forget that mcbride’s girlfriend is a civil servant working for balls. Wheels within wheels!!
Crumbs, I forgot her…
All this dirty tricks shite detracts from the real issues like this:
Gordon Brown forced cuts on the defence budget that reduced the number of helicopters available to British forces today, Geoff Hoon told the inquiry into the Iraq war.
The former defence secretary revealed that in 2003, Mr Brown, then the Chancellor, insisted on a reduction in Ministry of Defence spending, which forced him to make “difficult cuts” in orders for equipment including helicopters.
He also told Sir John Chilcot’s inquiry into the Iraq war that he delayed ordering body armour for British troops going into Iraq after being told by Tony Blair not to make any visible preparations for war.
Put the thief Hoon up against the wall – execute him and take the proceeds of his theft – his housing empire built with OUR money – for a good purpose,like a couple of new hospitals or a load of grit warehouses to prevent the thousands of broken limbs.
Geoff Hoon – a thief,a liar and a thug from the Labour Party.
yup, I would happily become the executioner and I would even do it for free.
I’d claim the execution as an expense. Come to think of it, I’d claim for the wreath laid on Hoon’s grave too.
Just to prove the point, of course…
Interesting to note that the four key witnesses from today onwards, Hoon, Straw, Goldsmith and Blair, share a common pre-government occupation. They were all lawyers.
Is anyone stupid enough to expect the merest hint of truth to pass from their dissembling lips ?
Only Goldsmith was a career lawyer.Blair practised at the Bar for a few years but Straw and Hoon simply qualified to make their cv’s appear that they had once had a job.
I understand Blair specialised in Media Law, ie the art of deception and spin !
The letter is factual. Dave has ignored real and genuine concerns about his chasing the Green Dragon.
Could be one or several of a long list. Guido’s mentioned a few, others added by commenters. Maybe we could add Nick Brown to the list – he’s a nasty piece of work, sort of thing he’d do to one of his own MP’s, so wouldn’t think twice about doing it to the Conservative party. As others have said, it sounds very Ballsian, and as he’s apparently lost the argument about class war, he needs to kick something.
We’ll find out soon enough – the truth will out. It usually does.
but not on the BBC
Could it be the work of the jock mong by chance?
That’s a long list. Could you narrow it down?
Very true. How about this jock mong?
http://blogs.ft.com/westminster/files/2008/05/gordonbrown2.jpg
Yep it was me
It’s getting really dirty. There is nothing so desperate as a group of cornered rats, what about Operation Stop Boris, where Ken has risen from the grave to get his job back and Labour are in cahoots to assist in the evil plan?
http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2010/01/14/i%e2%80%99ll-fight-him-any-place-any-time/
Fat chance sunshine, and when it fails, you will all turn on each other and eat your own entrails! And the worms will crawl in and the blood will run out!
I: Ape Man Commeth, do solomly swear that I do truly detest the vile whining lizard who (it was reported) hits women, namely the ex mayor of London known as red newt.
Good to see that ‘poison pen messages’ are part of the recycling initiative..
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1193838/Tories-receive-poison-letter-slamming-Cameron-Osborne-Stalinist-practices–genuine-Labour-hoax.html
Still work, years afterwards..
After 8 comments accusing Labour of dirty tricks, this appears at the bottom..
“We are no longer accepting comments on this article.”
Oh FFS ! 8 Comments in and the clampdown kicks in !!!
O/T but it took 5 days to get this response
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“None of us IS allowed”
Tut tut…poor grammar!!
See above, numbnuts.
It could not have been anyone from Labour, they would have signed it
O/T
Hoon’s evidence to Chilcott:
The former defence secretary revealed that in 2003, Mr Brown, then the Chancellor, insisted on a reduction in Ministry of Defence spending, which forced him to make “difficult cuts” in orders for equipment including helicopters.
If my son had died because of this,this c*unt would have a visit.
He would be given a shovel and taken to a nearby wood.
Time for this country to start biting back at these thugs.
Broon the Hoon, or Hoon the Hoon?
He also told Sir John Chilcot’s inquiry into the Iraq war that he delayed ordering body armour for British troops going into Iraq after being told by Tony Blair not to make any visible preparations for war.
Sir, sir, a big boy done it but he run away, sir, so I don’t know who done it, sir, honest.
The writer knows that “none” is singular, which leaves you in the clear.
Stephen Fry maybe?
In English none can be singular or plural.Stick to Scotch maybe?
p.s. Apparently the envelope was postmarked “Harwich” if that’s any help.
http://www.channel4.com/news/articles/politics/domestic_politics/lib+dem+candidate+resigns+over+racist+email/3508037
Definitely going to be a Feb election
hope so
http://www.channel4.com/news/articles/politics/domestic_politics/lib+dem+candidate+resigns+over+racist+email/3508037
So is this another example of ‘dirty tricks’ ?
Who did send this note then ? Surely not Ed Balls again ?
Muslims have to earn their dole money somehow, so honey trapping rival MPs for Labour will keep the brown envelopes coming.
If he didn’t send it, he was wrong to resign.
The trick will be repeated.
How many people knew the log-in details for the account?
Awww we really wanted to do another story about racist white males but then we find out it is a Lib Dem hence a person who has his heart in the right place. Next time some random Tory says something silly we can run our “has the party really changed?” story.
Bunch of odious turds……. The Great Leader and leabour, that is !!
Remember me?
I am up and running again.
Dave Boy – beware!
DOLLY!!
We’ve missed you, you sad, fat, pathetic, sweaty Hunt
In or At?
”Gordon Brown refused to give the Ministry of Defence the cash it wanted in the run-up to the Iraq war”
Why no mention of this on the BBC
Did they mention that tractor production is up 15%?
Glorious Gordon marches onwards, confidently making the big important decisive decisions that will pull Britain (and [hushed tones] British jobs) out of America’s global worldwide recession.
Or, at least, that was David “apparently still alive” Blunket’s take on it.
It was me.
Guilty as charged
Gordon’s Election Battlebus:
classic
That’s toenails, he’s done it before!
With immaculate timing from Lib Dem Voice..
http://www.libdemvoice.org/its-lets-make-nice-month-experimental-change-to-ldvs-comments-policy-17596.html
It looks as though most of the mainstream dead tree press, including the left-leaning FT and the daily mail, believe the letters are part of a labour dirty tricks campaign.
I suspect only maguire of the mirror will try and promote it as coming from a genuine disgruntled tory . But then we have to remember that maguire has links to mcbride who has links to twatson and mcbride through his girlfriend to balls and balls links to whelan . And this also is gordon’s inner circle.
And please don’t tell me that you really believed that mcbride had gone away!!!
a piece of paper tory dissent its got labour spin allover it-suspect the likes of kevin maguire the mirror’s answer to uriah heap
Chinook going overhead – mus be one of the two new ones out for a test.
Odiham – that’s HOW many thousands of miles from Afghanistan?
There was two at RAF Cosford in Shropshire the other day as well.
New and only 9 years old!
Here’s a few more who would be barred from teaching under the Tories’ new plans:
Dame Alice Munro, the celebrated head of St Paul’s Girls School from 1964-74. She got a Third in PPE from Oxford.
* Fiona Shackleton, divorce lawyer for Prince Charles and Macca
* Evelyn Waugh
*Christopher Hitchens
* Harold Nicolson
*Siegfried Sassoon
The list is endless.
Gove and Cameron. What a pair. Politicians are idiots.
Wot a div u r.
Cameron was making the point that teachers have the lowest A-level grades and the among the lowest-ranked degrees of any ‘profession’.
I think we can live without Dame Alice (Hattie’s headmistress? – you a Labour troll?) because it would mean that 999 third-raters would also be denied entry to the nice, safe, lifetime job that really crave.
Teaching has been destroyed over the last 10 years by admitting huge numbers of box-ticking, risk-averse, arse-covering dollies.
Why the hell do you think children are being forced to spend most of their time training up for the SATs tests? Because they have incredibly weak, box-ticking teachers with third-class degrees.
Div
Freud would say this was written by the id of a supreme intellect desperately trapped inside the body of a Labour MP.
Maybe it’s a cry for help
Yes as in a revolver and bottle of whisky type of help!
A firkin of single malt wouldn’t stop his dither on the trigger
My job has melted away
No, it’s ok, McFuckwit says your jobs are safe….
But he did say it in a Whispa
Yes, and we all know he’s a fruit and nutcase.
Try to Stay on Topic you Flake.
I still say it’s tom watson let’s put a bounty on his head.
Mr Fuckwit? Sounds like a sensible kinda guy.
My wife wrote it. She says she alays feels left out
sorry I meant always – wife normally does the typing – except when she’s left out
I’m beginning to have some hope that this Chilcot Inquiry is going to be a spotlight, finally, on the truth. The Hutton Inquiry that should have delivered justice for Dr David Kelly was a complete whitewash and allowed bliar, campbell. p++well and sc++rlet to completely bury the truth.
Chilcot has exposed campbell and there are now calls for him to be given a 2nd grilling.
Hoon to Chilcot has exposed gordon’s indecent treasury cuts that led to landrover, kit and helicopter shortages as men were sent to war.
Even p++well was hung out to dry. Roll on straw, g++ldsmith and bliar.
And well done Chilcot for holding the hearings in public!!!
Oh and by the way well done Holland !!- Their Inquiry has just ruled that there was ‘ no sound mandate in International Law’ for the Iraq War.
Chilcot – McSnotty cutting defence budgets should be lead story on BBC Pravda tonight…is it??
BBC Pravda have their comeuppance coming!!!
I hope Dave’s planning for the breakdown and selling off of the Beeb is well advanced.
I’m not holding my breath….there should be a massive rooting out of all the lefties…and a huge slimming down….leave all the commercial stuff to sky and ITV and the Beeb can concentrate on wildlife and documentaries. But not sure dave has the balls for it. Might upset his mate Polly.
Nope! pollytwaddle’s looking very old and wrinkled these days and sounding even wearier.
She’ll retire to her luxury villa in Tuscany for her old age.
With luck those very persistent meditteranean ants, those wonderful 2″ brown cockroaches that inhabit that part of the world and those death watch beetles that eat all that pine furniture they so like to buy out there will see the end of her!!
Their sport coverage is pretty good. Certainly their F1 coverage was far superior to anything ITV offered, if only to the extent that the BBC does not interrupt the race with adverts.
As for all the other stuff, they need scrapping!
he’s not and Dave supported the war
because he’s THAT stupid
like you Mrs turnip
Hah! here comes damian and his labour trolls for the evening!!
You’re late tonight – no doubt you have all been having a circle meeting in 10 drowning street, bit like a weja board thingie, all holding little pinkies, to decide what to do next.
who put grit in your vaseline nell, just because someone is a troll doesn’t mean we are evil.
Post in haste, repent at leisure. I should send you some flowers nell.
Mrs Turnip can’t answer because she knows Dave was as pigshit stupid as her and supported Iraq and now the slaughter in Afghanistan
Dave’s he’s already on record as saying the BBC is safe with him and it’s a ‘national treasure’
Mrs Turnip doesn’t like the facts and can only bluster and smear because she’s THAT stupid
FUCK BROWN – FUCK LABOUR – FUCK BLAIR AND FUCK THE HEIR TO BLAIR AND HIS BROWN-NOSING CAMEROONIAN ROBOTS INCAPABLE OF INDEPENDENT THOUGHT
Look if you really want to talk about real countryside then talk about venison steaks or rabbit stew or maybe jugged hare.
But for crying out loud stop talking about sausages because mostly they are made from breadcrumbs and fat and all sorts of thingies that are bad for you!!
don’t worry nell, I think you’re wonderful and would like to fill your ballot box with my spoiled ballot
ok nell just for you, can’t say i don’t accommodate public requests!
Dave supported the war because bliar told him he had evidence, as in EVIDENCE, that saddam had WMD. Bliar convinced the country that was true. We all, now know, that he’s a con-man – but none of us knew it then!! The evidence proves it now!!!!
The evidence now emerging at Chilcot will forever condemn this failed labour government.
Look what happened to the EXPERTS who ‘unwisely’ spoke out against bliar and campbell to say that evidence for wmd did not exist. Don’t forget Gilligan who dared to stand against the establishment and was pilloried as Dr Kelly died.
The memory of Dr David Kelly will stand for all time as a monument to this lying, evil government that bliar, campbell and especially gordon have been , cutting funding to the armed forces, deriving them of body armour, armoured vehicles and helicopters just as they were going to War!!
And let’s not forget that gordon’s cuts to the MoD are still depriving our Armed Forces of support that would save lives.
Cameron may have made the wrong judgement because of labour lies but bliar, campbell and gordon and their henchmen committed men to death by their decisions.
And gordon and his henchmen are still doing it.
The electorate is NOT going to forget or to forgive .
nell why not vote for Nick Clegg he is a safe and clean pair of hands?
A safe pair of hands??? – He’s not bad . And I like him – but the truth remains that the libdems cannot form a government and won’t get enough votes to do it.
All the same I’d like to see him and the LibDems overtake labour as the Main Opposition . At the moment Nick and his party are not playing that game to win it.
What we do not want to end up with, because of failed tactical voting, is the failed incompetent gordon and his cohorts for another five years.
NO THANKS!!!!!!
“Dave supported the war because bliar told him he had evidence, as in EVIDENCE, that saddam had WMD. Bliar convinced the country that was true. We all, now know, that he’s a con-man – but none of us knew it then!!”
Not true Nell, I knew it and protested against the war at the time. I was very uncomfortable protesting alongside people from the far left in opposition to the war, but we had a common aim in those protests. However, in spite of the need to create a combined, unified group, the lefties soon started to have a go at anyone who was not left wing. They wanted to ‘own’ the protests.
I also know of blogs run on pocket change that produced more truth AT THE TIME, than the whole output of the establishment mainstream media. If these blogs could establish with a high degree of certainty that Saddam did NOT have WMD, then why the hell could not the leader of her majesty’s opposition?
It was a deliberate lie and the mainstream media was complicit in knowingly passing it on.
Some tories who also supported the war are now conveniently hiding behind these lies, but they should have been sure to be informed of the facts, and they should now state that knowing what they NOW know, that they would not have supported the invasion.
Actually, Cameron and Hague have both said that if knowing then what they know now, they would STILL have voted for the war. Just like Blair, they are admitting a support for an entirely and wholly illegal war crime.
They CANNOT hide behind Blair’s lies.
Well Mr Ned everything you say is true. But for many of us who were not, at the time, politically aware, we simply believed what we were told by bliar.
Not everyone has the time to examine political motives in detail. People are looking after elderly relatives, or fighting for disabled children or simply working long hours.
Sometimes we only come to look for the truth years after the event .
I think that’s what happening now with Iraq and Afghanistan – people are now really beginning to question the veracity of bliars and gordon’s government and finding it wanting!!!!
Nell, I agree that you should not have been expected to look into every aspect of the claims made by Blair at the time. In fact with the Government and the mainstream media all telling the same lies, I would not expect the public to know when they are being lied to to such an extent.
However, the leader of her majesty’s opposition SHOULD have been ensuring that he was informed as to the facts regarding what the actual known state of the threat.
If I and other bloggers could, I am damn sure that HE should have.
Dave should have (I expect would have) had a briefing from the security services on Privy Council terms. If not, then that would be a major breakdown in Govt, and CMD should have insisted. If he did, then either the security services lied, or CMD stuck his fingers in his ears.
The Leader of the Opposition at the time of the run up to the Iraq War was Ian Duncan-Smith who despite his valued work subsequently on social cohesion was let’s face totally useless as Leader of HM Opposition.
But in his defence as an ex-Guards Officer he undoubtedly assumed that the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom would act honourably especially in such crucial matters as committing the country to war. If he was told that even on Privy Council terms the “intel” was so sensitive that it couldn’t be revealed but the PM assured him that it was absolutely essential for national security that the invasion went ahead what would you do ? If a Prime Minister got up at the Despatch Box and told Pariliament and the nation essentially the same.Would you think a PM could lie over such an important matter ? Or that the decision to go to war had already been made by a small cabal who had steam-rollied it through Cabinet ? Before the evidence started to come out it would have dismissed as a work of fiction.
Sir John Chilcot I think is determined that he will not face the public opprobium that his precedessors faced and will deliver a pretty damming verdict particularly on Bliar.The evidence is mounting against Bliar and although the Inquiry will not apportion guilt and is not a court of law I hope it finally destroys Bliar’s reputation forever and ensures he never receives any sort of honour,peerage etc from this country.He should on balance feel himself fortunate not to be in the dock at The Hague for waging illegal war
The Prime Minister is planning to go to war but doesn’t tell the Secretary of State of his plans. This does not compute.
Geoff Hoon and Patricia Hewitt? Well they didn’t have much success ousting Brown did they?
No and I’m glad. I want gordon to stand for the next election – he has never put himself to an election as Leader. It’s right he should do it now.
Obviously his guru and his psychologist need to prepare him for the massive rejection that is coming!!!
Nell I will be recording his defeat
Then will watch it in slow motion for years, the moment it dawns on him and he sees his life in ruins will be sheer bliss.
Yes! That’s it exactly!!
The thought of that removal van in Downing Street, is the only thing keeping me going! Mind you, life will be a bit dull, when Gordon’s no longer allegedly in charge, but I can live with that. Did somebody once say “life can only get better?”
Sorry to be pedantic, but the removals van will be out the back of Downing Street, so the new incumbent can enter by the front door.
The Ceausescu moment…
It’s pathetic regardless of it’s provenence.
o/t liebours judges continue to support the burglars who burgled Munir Hussains home. They refuse to grant them leave to appeal against their convictions.
You can only hope that some judge or well known politicians or any of their family members are stabbed to death, after all, it is their policy they are following. burglars have rights, introduced by a liebour government who are soft on crime and soft on the causes of crime.
And the Hilton/Coulson directive to key Conservative MPs and Spads to cut all unauthorised information flow to bloggers regardless of affiliation until cleared by them at the top lest they lose control of ‘the message’ ?
Feeling that information drought yet Mr Fawkes ?
This is just the beginning.
Brassica oleracea. Completely abandoned them this Christmas .
Like labour, everyone hates them ! They smell unpleasant, they are tasteless and are completely lacking in substance!!!
and everyone knows that Brussels is full of Beligian tax cheat wankers
Imposter.
You are a cad.
amateurish attempt. news is dull today.
This reference to ‘gang’ and ‘cliques’ is strangely similar to the language of BNP internecine warfare – it isn’t those bastards trying to ‘stir things up’ is it ?
Read Douglas Carswell and John Redwood’s Blogs for a more accurate picture of the Tory party.
Douglas Carswell is quietly proceeding with a Private Member’s Bill for a Euro Referendum and John Redwood speaks his mind on the economy without problems.
Where are their equivalents in the Labour Party?
Well there’s Frank Field and ….
Kate Hoey, maybe Bob Marshall-Andrews, and that’s about it.
Backbench Tories don’t have a tradition of anonymity. Far from it!
How did i get my job?
Well i used to walk into HOC lifts and let rip and then walk out and leave the people in the lift with watery eyes.
As you can see ich bin overqualified.
Whoever they are, they must be complete hoonwits. They can’t even get the tone right. It does rather read like Alex Hilton, though, doesn’t it?
The point, I suppose, is that Tories know how to do plots, and the Labour Party doesn’t. Which rather proves that this pathetic attempt is a Labour hoax.
Couple of snooker balls in a sock. Job done. Come on ya bastards who wants some.
wait your not the disco biscuit i think you are? are you………..
The letter is from within the Conservative Party and from a leading Eurosceptic.
I am unable to give further and beter particulars at the present time.
100% guaranteed NOT a dirty tricks letter by Labour
Yeah, right….
“Douglas Carswell is quietly proceeding with a Private Member’s Bill for a Euro Referendum”
as another poster reminds us
and so is Bill Cash MP bringing a British Sovereignty Bill.
Douglas has been flirting with the left wing. So much for your real conservatives lol.
Are you adding 2 +2 and getting 27?
Not Douglas’ style of writing; it’s obvious.
You cheeky bastard, nicking one of my NDP’s
How very dare you.
I have heard too that if Gordon is (re) elected there will be no more boom and bust, and Prudence will return.
100% true. guaranteed. Labour tells us they do not lie.
” better” if you use the correct spelling. You are the letter writer I claim my £5
Personally I dont care if it is, It cant be worse than the clusterfuck of an economy this lot have delivered. Vote Tatical, do what it takes to get rid of Labour !!! One battle at a time.
Can’t think a tory front bencher would spell better as ‘beter’- sounds very twatson to me!!!
Has anyone got any Lithium or Cynaide? I can’t go on like this until may, please someone put me out of my misery. Any women want to run away to somewhere sunny? it’s the end of days i tell ya we are dooooooooomed.
I’ve got plenty lithium, but I’m saving the cyanide for May 6th.
I am thinking of writing my memoirs; ‘Life After Labour’
I have a decades free time on my hands coming up shortly.
Will anyone buy it?
Of course they will if you are darling or balls, or one of the militwits or the ginger topped one or maybe jacqui with her spicy revelations !!!
Yes I expect a publishing house will be around to make decent payments for your porno, cheap revelations of why you were, collectively, a corrupt, sleazy, failed government.
In fact I suspect there are going to be reams written about the bliar/brown 12 year disaster and it isn’t going to be forgotten for generations to come!!!!
In fact I suspect 200 years from now this labour government is going to be a serious study of history for uni students on ‘ how not to govern’ !!!!
‘cept for global warming or over population
Not even your own mum would buy it you little shit. BTW, why are your socks all sticky?
New Poster ready for next week – 2,000 ordered.
http://www.andybarefoot.com/politics/poster.php?line1=We+can%27t+go+on+like+this.&line2=When+will+Gordon+answer+any+of+my+questions%3F&logo1=SOON&logo2=TO+BE&logo3=IN+POWER&tagline1=The+Conservatives.+Trying+to+get+an+answer&size=3
tell him to put a tie on the scruffy bastard
Sorry about my tie
http://www.andybarefoot.com/politics/poster.php?line1=We+can%27t+go+on+like+this.&line2=Sorry+Woof+Woof+Rabbit+Stew+-+I%27ve+lost+my+tie%21&logo1=SOON&logo2=TO+BE&logo3=IN+POWER&tagline1=The+Conservatives.+Trying+to+get+an+answer&size=3
http://www.andybarefoot.com/politics/poster.php?line1=We%20must%20end%20labour%20fuckmuppetry.&line2=And%20replace%20it%20with%20our%20own&logo1=SOON&logo2=TO+BE&logo3=IN+POWER&tagline1=The+Conservatives.+Trying+to+get+an+answer&size=3
Love this site
” The attached memo” ………..
What attached memo?
Whoever it is, I bet Guido will out them by the weekend.
http://blogs.ft.com/westminster/2010/01/tory-poison-pen-letter-no-2/
Count the semi-colons.
Looks like a fake.
Nell.
That woof woof dementia sufferer,ain’t worth the bother,one short of a six pack,don’t you think.
Rambling and inane.
It’s the latest incarnation of that psycho, s’pedo short of brains
no it’s you
Gordon’s buttplug, Nike, Mr Nick Heavenly, Carry on don’t lose your head, and many more
your a shitfaced cun’t with the IQ of a slug
Aha! It seems likely that it IS a fake.
There are several blunders in it. The major one is that throughout the ‘memo’ it refers to the 1922. Not the 1922 committee, but the 1922. Until right down to the end where he (or she) obviously copies and pastes from a document or web source and refers to it as the 1922 Committee.
As with Red Ken’s Operation Get Boris, this reeks of desperation.
Whoever wrote it should stop wasting their precious few moments remaining and consider retraining.
Only the likes of Douglas Carswell can even remotely be said to be “getting on with job”. See the stuff he doing on trying to undo the mess on Britain’s EU referendum and so on. Everyone else seems to be trying to tax me to buggery.
OK I’m going to bed folks
Two thoughts -
1. Our lads are still dying in Afghanistan from IED’s whilst the American troops are being protected from them by their armoured vehicles – Why is that ??
and 2. There are many thousands still trapped, dying, in collapsed buildings in Haiti … We have just so failed them……………
on tye plus side Nell think of all those Millions Blair is making on his speaking tours around the Globe.
Er, what are you wearing tonight, nell?
+++++BREAKING NEWS+++++++
Gordons Election Speech revealed.
A vote for Labour is a vote for more hospitals, better Schools, more Police on the beat, better public services, all mothers to be served Breakfast in bed everyday and a pink fluffy bunny rabbit for all children under 5.
If you vote for me I promise you unlimited prosperity beyond your wildest dreams unlike those evil Conservatives and their Rich posh friends. A vote for them will bring thermo nuclear war and Armagedon.
I am a son of the manse, my Father was a minister of the Kirk dont you know.
Son of the Manse = Son of Man. Gordon isn’t a very naughty boy after all – he’s the Messiah!
That goes some way to explain his favourite party trick: feeding the entire nation on 5 loaves and 2 fishes (and £1.5 trillion of borrowed money).
He can also turn water into shit !
I am on my second coming.
said the beer bellied twat.
It’s official. We face rising inflation, rising interest rates, pay freezes and the rest according to the Governor of the Bank of England.
Brown and Darling will be pleased…..
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/banksandfinance/7030904/Families-face-years-of-pain-says-Bank.html
It’s called “stagflation”.
It’s what all labour governments eventually do.
It’s like there a massive debt to service and an unproductive class of people the government extorts money for.
We face: they do not.
The economic rocket scientists who were handsomely remunerated by the taxpayer: the politicians, the regulators and the Treasury who all stuck their index linked thumbs up their expense account bums while this clusterfuck descended on us.
And when their taxpayer funded meal tickets run out owing to electoral toilet flushing or retirement they`ll simply oil their way into more cushy numbers. Our patience will be sorely tried, said Mervyn King: the man who looks like he dropped through a time warp from the outer reaches of Neville Chamberlain`s government.
http://www.andybarefoot.com/politics/poster.php?line1=Gordon%20Brown?&line2=Well,%20he%27s%20just%20a%20Hunt!%20%20Vote%20for%20me&logo1=WELL&logo2=HE&logo3=REALLY+IS&tagline1=The+Conservatives.+Telling+the+Truth+for+once&size=3
Cast iron dirty tricks in a boom n bust free economy.
The pre election nastiness is just warming up. Time to pull up a chair, crack open a sixpack and enjoy the fireworks.
Niced to see our elected representatives indulging in this infantile shite while 19 year old servicemen come home in flag draped coffins.
It’s the right thing to do, and utterly brilliant Damien.
Should fill up three minutes of PMQ’s tomorrow. How many bodies would it take to fill half an hour?
Written by an intern, probably a 16 y/o school leaver.
But it was promulgated and authorised by Gordon Brown.
May he be nailed to a tree.
New liebore at its finest.
Heres a quick quiz. Who would vote for someone
Who fiddles his council tax:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5293369/Jack-Straw-apologises-for-bungling-claim-MPs-expenses.html
Whos brother is a sex offender:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/jack-straws-brother-guilty-of-sex-assault-698818.html
Whos son is a drug pusher:
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23727074-jack-straws-son-sacking-as-school-governor-traumatic.do
And whos father is a coward:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1183450/My-fathers-spell-jail-Jack-Straw-Secretary-State-Justice.html
What must really sting Straw is that he was sacked after his friend Condi visited Blackburn and reported back to Bush that a massive proportion of his constituents were Pakistani muslims from the rural backwaters.
Bush rang Blair and told him to remove Straw as foreign secretary because his reliance on the Muslim vote compromised him. So Blair sacked him.
Young Will was mouthing off about it yesterday.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1244481/Jack-Straws-son-demands-apologies-Blair-Iraq-War-shoddy-way-betrayed-father.html
Now you put it like that – it does make one wonder about the value of ‘hugenics’
Well, that’s where the battleground lies now:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/8469735.stm
It reads like a fake and is the sort of thing that Labour would like to think about the Tories rather than Tories think about themselves. Can’t imagine a Tory wrote this and don’t believe they did. The words are too carefully contrived.
Fake.
Another successful operation. Well done everybody.
AliCam the source it is
May the farce that is Brown go with him to hell.
next attacked osbourne will be
Went into Halifax earlier to get a mini-statement.
Before I knew it, I had fallen violently, and hit the floor.
Apparently my balance is terrible.
I know the feeling. Last time I looked at my grubby exercise accounts book, the Labour Party was bаnkrupt, and that was 5 years ago.
Just think of a training or diversity reason to give the Unions loads of money and it will find its way back into the Labour Party. Worked since after the war. Less of course the usual handling charges, and favours promised
It has got Watson’s pukka pie prints all over it
I have actually been to the Congo. Both of them, and I can promise you that they do not drink Um Bongo. Fact.
We’ll lend you government for five years. With a small majority and a hospital pass of the economy, as dear old Bill Mclaren would say, “They’ll be dancing in the streets of Islington at the fumbling of the Blue’s three quarter backs, as they struggle to control the greasy ball “.
Anyone fancy being Chancellor facing the Garry Owen?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/election-2010/7030157/David-Camerons-Tories-are-a-one-man-band-thats-playing-out-of-tune.html
The comments after this piece reflect clearly what I have been seeing increasingly over the last two months – many Tories are now ex-Tories. Whether they return to the fold with great reluctance just in time to vote for Cameron remains to be seen – I doubt it as these people have simply moved on into the new reality and left the old world of political delusions behind.
We now have a politics of despair. It is a comfortable fantasy that there exists a solution to every problem, but when something starts to truly unravel the process becomes irreversible. This country is now unravelling and the few that don’t realise the implications of this will do soon.
The “banking crisis” was an outrageous scam – in which a manipulative elite scooped up yet more of our wealth, under cover of much distracting drama. Now we are just left to fight over a few scraps, alongside an ever-more demanding, ever-more increasing immigrant population. There is now no political solution to this or the troubles to come, none that I can see.
Business opportunity: import electric security gates from South Africa.
I agree it is unravelling, mostly due to labours divided strategy mind bendings .
Ex tories I dont think so , from what I can tell people are moving away from wet blanket spin even if they havent quite over pop culture Brittain cult .
Mmm bit of a change the heff thinks , Dave having a re tune ?
apart from laughing my socks off at new meerkat ad , this may well add another dimension to him . When lady Thatcher came to be PM i was able to vote ,the lefts portrayal of her as cold and uncaring was just the thing for young “right on rebellious minds” like mine . It was only later when i came across a subject called ecnomics that I began to see what her government had been trying to acheive , wether socialist or tory or liberal they could all keep arguning till they passed out so long as the economy was allright, we had a long phase of growth based on modernised manufacturing and services . To this day no one has told me how labour would have sorted the economy out back in 1978 . It was unpleasant , difficult to convey but we were heading the wrong way .Here we are in 2010 with far more dangerous labour lagacy than in 1978 , as we have a huge debt which is tied to currency and perhaps a more difficult situation to rectify .We ask Darling what is going to happen and all we get is “deepest cuts for 20yrs” but little beyond that which means he doesnt know what to do , which doesnt soothanyone .
We have new political languague and understandings from those very austere times , but the ecnomic message remains the same , conservatives have no wish to see or run a basket case economy as it always undermines the ability to invest in the country . Hitting the buffers in the way have labour set us all for is going to be very unpleasent indeed and uncertain in how long it will take to sort this out . Experienced people have somthing to offer , honest ones are even more valuable , there is perhaps a language articulation difference but that can be learnt . There are two schools of thought 1) we have reached a limit in how you can run a stable society and finace it 2) growth will cure all the problems .
I am with the 1) school but can see how any 2)s may see it .
It depends how you view the history of manufacture and banking , with many on the green side still reeling from faked gov sponsored science , it still doent make the energy resource depletion question posed by the greens any less important , clean energy and manufacture and recycling are no brainers , some want to wait for nuclear to develope , some want renewables and lower energy home use built in .
being as the electric 747 was none starter then some things will always need liquid fuels , so there is a mix needed as we are certainly near peak oil .
If the ruin had not run his dodgey accounts department for so long , whilst grinning at the conservatives , we would be well prepared for the investment in the new thinking , there is also the social defiects which need money again the runis dogey accounts has failed us . thes last 2 years of dither and closet accounts by the ruin have been critcal and he has not used them well in some ways hes made the totally wrong decisions .
When I was young I was regretfully wrong about Lady Thatcher and what her cabinet were trying to do . I feel a bit conned by Blair he was given such a good set of books to live off . The young can be wrong the old too complacent , what an artfical construct about life that would be without them, when I lasted looked good minds always had somthing useful to say even if pleasing faces are more fashionable .
wow Masachusetts has gone republican !! Dont worry people of Kirlcady and fife there is hope after all !
It was worth waiting up for ,time for bed !
How come it has only taken the yanks 1year to discover socialism is crap.
We’ve all stopped reading the nonsense that this ‘government’ produces in terms of its attacks on the Tories.
Yet we all read this letter. Got their message out. You betcha.
Hoons.
Oh yeah. How about “Not a single one of us is going to vote Labour”? Surely that works? Not a single one of us are going to vote Labour doesn’t sound right to me.
“Gat” can never be correct, even as a an order (is that the vocative?). You might find that “Get” works best in these situations.
Anyway, I bought the council house off Maggie, sold it and now live in chav-rich Spain.
Thanks for the clarification…you also make a very fair point re illiteracy, innumeracy, corruption, perversion, depravity and Satanism as well. I would add binge-drinking to the list, what with all those subsidised bars and late votes etc.
Modded, so here goes again……
Thanks for the clarification…you also make a very fair point re illiteracy, innumeracy, corruption, perversion, depravity and Satanism as well. I would add bi*ge-d*inking to the list, what with all those subsidised bars and late votes etc.
o/t but on the subject of spin/dirty tricks I see that Brown pomsied to safeguard Cadbury jobs yesterday, but on the same day the Cadburys’ Chairman says job cuts are inevitable. Can Brown possibly have overstated his case here, perchance?
Sorry…Promised, not pomsied. Too much chocolate on my cornflakes.
He continues to be whiter than white. Labour can see all those Birmingham marginals going blue very soon. Look what they did at Rover. Paid the wages for 2 weeks and then let them go to the dogs. Political expediency and cynicism at its very lowest.
In his (Brown) Cadbury will be presenting brown with a chocolate teapot.
Yes, of course.
But what’s the betting the thick-as-sh!t midlands voters will *still* vote Labour?
Much better to get f*cked over by a champagne socialist than a Tory toff, eh?
Read this bit from the letter;
“Rather than wait until the outcome in Government is obvious and we (if any of us are left) all get blamed for letting it happen, we should act now.”
We are reading the thoughts of a Labour MP.
Who else would say “If any of us are left”?
Sion Simon has to be a favourite for this piece of work. Surely.
If I did that
you twat
you wouldn’t no
Give me a job.
That’s because “one of us” is a singular idiom.
It is quite obvious that this communication is not that of a well-bred, educated, influential Tory MP writing to ‘colleagues’.
It is, without doubt, the work of a NuLiebor ‘brain’ working for an equally sub-normal person in the NuLiebor food chain!
It is a clear indication of how the NuLiebor hierarchy sees its current hopeless position and its future prospects!
Let’s not be sidetracked! We have but little time to save our Nation!
Its very badly written. A poor attempt.
Wasn’t Balls an FT Journalist before he entered politics?
Initial textual analysis shows it to be clearly written by someone who is not an MP, on an individual basis (ie not on behalf of a group), and whose vocabulary demonstrates is not a member of the general group (in this case, Conservative) to which he purports affiliation.
More interesting is the detail that it is an abuse of Commons paper, and therefore reprimandable. A chat with a GPO worker might, as a long shot, bring some clarity on which building and floor of the Parliamentary estate it came from, if the idiots posted it all in one box.
The KGB reference is rather wonderfully ironic, given Zinoviev.
I would be fascinated by Luke Akehurst’s take on all this.
It’s me wot done it.
More to the point, when is one of the more Tory sympathetic newspapers going to pick up on this and put forward the story that’s suggested here. The more reporting there is of labour’s dirty tricks campaigns, the more unpopular they will become to all but those terminally thick morons who would vote for a paedophile provided their rosette was red.
Those poor MPs excluded from policy meetings and being run by a little gang. Buff and Patsy gave them the opportunity to get rid of Gordon “Do You Want to Be In My Gang” Glitter, the other week. No-one took them up on the offer.
Writing to Little Lord Fondleboy might illicit a better response. There’s not much the 1922 committee can do about internal strife in the PLP.
The letter is written in quite aweful English.
The grammer, again, is very poor.
This is either someone “clever” trying to hide, or somebody really dumb !
WOW…. I feel like Hercule Poirot !
The more dirty tricks deployed against the tories the better. Oily Dave with his Eton education and millions in the bank cannot govern the masses with any authority or credibility. His view that unemployment is a price worth paying is easy for him to say. Try living on 62 of her majesties lager tokens for a full week. Unemployment = poverty and any working class person is one pay packet away from that, ask the steel workers on Teesside. Greedy horrible people, always have been, always will be, I only hope the dirty tricks campaign is succesful and I hope Campbell is responsible.
Fucking Damian McBride is the only cnut thick enough to write like this…
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