January 18th, 2010

Quote of the Day


10 Comments

  1. 1
    Al Lane says:

    Did not realise you subscribe to the unattributed briefing system Paul. On that basis you could say anything …….. and you do you minx

  2. 2

    Apart from the fact that a neighbours cat pissed over my computer keyboard this morning; this is the best news of the month. Now if we could get Jeremy Kyle – King of the Pykies to host the leaders debate my world would be complete.

  3. 3
    Dick the Prick says:

    My mum askd yesterday – is Jackie Ashley Jack Ashley’s daughter?

  4. 4
    Historian says:

    If you are not one of the 100,000 voters in marginal constituencies then your opinion is worthless.

    So in the words of our dear leader – Fuck off you toffs.

  5. 5
    ditzy says:

    He must be a reader of this blog.

  6. 6
    Concerned Voter says:

    This was also said by Iris Robertson…

  7. 7

    The Haiti Rap

    Just wanna dedicate this topical rap
    to a country that has always been crap
    sorry for da earfquake and da billdins fallin down
    but none of dem was worf more dan arf a crown
    re-build quickly wiv no if an buts
    but next time stick to dem old mud huts
    coz when the concrete comes down and falls on your ed
    it will hurt then turn you very quickly dead
    now there is all that robbin and looting
    watch out coz dey might call the tonton macoutes in

    the original with accompanying masterpeice cartoon is here

    http://www.political-graffiti.com

    eat your heart out rich and mark !!!

    Reply

  8. 8
  9. 9

    yeah i bet you are

  10. 10
    Marchamont Needham says:

    All constituenticies with troughing bastards are marginal this time – and that’s most of them. Don’t underestimate the public’s repugnance.


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