Telegraph’s Kirkup Cocks-Up Online Again
Guido has been most amused with the Parliament Spy twitter account that was gaining quite the cult following in the village for its erudite and irreverent exposing of MPs eating habits and choice of hot caffeinated beverages. It was catty and witty, and exactly what was needed to keep Westminster’s finest looking over their shoulder. Obviously MPs were getting hot under the collar about their baked potato habits and afternoon drinking sessions being revealed. Most intriguing was the reporting of who was dining with which journalist and where. The whole operation was clearly run by bored Parliamentary researchers.
An unnamed MP complained to James Kirkup of The Telegraph who promptly wrote a piece about it for this morning’s paper. Well inevitably Parliament Spy has been forced underground and silenced. Kirkup has a track record in online based cockups, he was the one that revealed the entire Lobby’s group email address to the world, opening up the door to midnight abuse. Back then he dismissed his blunder to Guido with a simple “the wonders of modern technology”. Kirkup has just blogged about what an idiot he is…
Idiot
The Telegraph has had it. What a pile of long past the sell by date crap.
He’s not the only one……
I see a long and glorious career for him, as a Labour MP.
It would be rather nice to get a few web cams into their bars, purely for security reasons of course.
O/T
Earthquake in Haiti blamed on man made Global Warming
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jamesdelingpole/100022430/haiti-disaster-caused-by-failure-of-copenhagen-summit-says-actor-danny-glover/
Lol. What a dick.
Yes of course it was. Co2 and the resulatant effect on the Molten core of the earth, caused catastrophic tectonic plate failure. As predicted by Al Gore, the original inventor of the Internet. (In his head). The Earth core is hotter than the sun. Stands to reason doesn’t it?
How long before GuidoSpy crops up on Twitter?
oh mee-ow
“An unnamed MP complained” What a killjoy.
Nope, not me.
Nor me
This trembles on the brink of becoming snide.
Quite.
Well, yes. Sour grapes on Guido’s part. He wishes he was a proper journalist, but he isn’t.
Nor can he ever be. The D-Tel &c are just low-brow pap now. There is no island to which Guido can swim, so he has to shout and scream and have pissing contests with other self-important semi-literate bloggers. Bloggers? Can anyone think of a more derogatory noun?
Rapists, maybe. But that’s about it.
Politicians?
So why are you on here? Er, blogging? Think you are a bit rich there.
Labour voter?
Are MPs really complaining about being subjected to a surveillance state? How ironic! Congratulations to the intrepid Twitterers
Sauce for the goose not sauce for the gander then? Didn’t think so.
At last a legitimate reason for Twatter. Must be plenty of others on the parliamentary estate who might be encouraged to leave twits about the twats? Come on the teccies help them out.
“In Surrey we learnt a long time ago what to do with The Telegraph”
rip
rip
rip
R.I.P Telegraph R.I.P Dead Tree Press
Do they not have proper toilet paper down your way,pet?
The Telegraph is such crap these days I personally wouldn’t want to wipe my arse on it
Especially the Saturday magazine. Too shiny by far, and you’ve got to watch out for the staples.
you Huhne, kirkup.
Cock up by Kirkup.
I would be interested to know the Rockwell hardness of his forhead
Eleven
Twitpics of MPs hoovering the odd line, whipping the Whips and counting their dosh would be nice.
Andy Burnham makes election date cock-up: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/8457568.stm
So that’s an early election then! Labour obviously thought it was too hard to kill another advisor, and drop him off the coast of Spain, with forged documents about a May Election.
They are going to find it almost impossible to get beyond the Budget and Spending Review questions without really sinking like the water level in Jacqui’s Bath.
I interpret that as them calling an election in May. Which I thought was when it had to be called in any case.
As for the water level in Jacqui Smith’s bath – what has she done with the fucking plug we bought her?
Overflow! Displacement of Massive volumes of Skanky water.
Would there be room for any water?
Is there a special bathplug MIWLTF Xhamster category?
You disgust me!
June 3rd is the last possible date I believe. So May is hardly early.
I think an early election would be wise. Citi Group are predicting the following:
(economist speak,hence the verbage)
‘Upcoming price data are likely to mark another milestone on the UK’s inflation
uptrend, with CPI inflation in December rising back above target (we expect
2.6% YoY) after a brief tax-driven inflation undershoot.
Such a figure would
leave Q4 inflation about 0.2% above the MPC’s forecast — the fourth
consecutive quarter of overshoot.
We expect CPI inflation to rise close to 4% YoY in mid-2010, averaging 3.7%
for 2010 as a whole. Tax effects are playing a role but the difference between
our 2010 CPI forecast and the consensus (around 2.0%) mainly reflects the
lagged effects of the weak pound and resultant surge in import prices. With the
economy picking up quite strongly, the MPC is likely to be among the early
hikers in 2010, especially if inflation expectations rise significantly.
Pay rises are averaging less than 2%
Translation – we are now fucked.
Double dip recession anyone?
Broon won’t want to campaign with this happening and he will have to spend much time getting the trade union comrades to stay calm in this scenario.
I’ve had 5 quid on an early election (now worth 3.75)
All that I was trying to say, is that the Burnham comment was staged. May is the easiest month to talk about publically. He was making out that this was some kind of ‘special secret’. March is far more likely, but with McBust anything is possible. Depends on his medication level really.
May is NOT an early election. March would be an early election. May means having to put up with these crooks for another 5 months!
Less than 4 now thank goodness, less than 5 months if the coward goes the full monty and leaves it until the 3rd June, the drop dead date.
Returning Officers and Poll Clerks who took part in the last Euro elections are quietly being asked if they can keep March 25th or May 6th free….
March makes more sense. Too many really tricky questions to answer by May. Really difficult questions, and McBust still likes to think he is prudent, and a careful pair of hands. Pity he has no formal qualifications in Economics, and can’t actually count!
March does make more sense. But then October 2007 made even more sense for Gordon Brown. He’ll flirt with March. Then he’ll bottle it (possibly costing the party another 1.5m they don’t have) and go for the last possible date.
If they do plump for March (or any date other than the last possible date) then you should very definitely borrow all the money you can and buy gold. Because it will clearly have gone beyond hoping for something to show up. It will be signalling that collapse is going to occur before May/June rather than after it.
Agreed. The trouble is the unemployment stats for March aren’t going to be good and the retail figs for December that were OK-ish at 6% are going to look dire in Jan with the snow stalling everything. That will put the genie back in the bottler until May.
A March election psychologically speaking will be before the tax hike and NI contributions increase showing in peoples pay packets. So this would make sense combined with the other thoughts but GB does not make good decisions hence my money is on May and a resounding loss for our great leader.
Of course it’s March 25th
They’ll have to hold a by election for the recently deceased David Taylor otherwise the blogosphere and Tory press will sue them in the courts.
The last thing they want is a high profile anihilation 8 weeks before the real thing.
The smart money says March 25th.
Naaaaah. This is Gordon Brown we’re dealing with.
If we’re not in danger of economic collapse before June then he’ll hold on till the last second.
He’ll hope that something turns up for the by-election. That the Tory PPC has been blogging rude words about Labour MPs or something. Or is gay. Or made a dodgy financial deal. Or ‘played away’.
Or that the postal voting operation works as efficiently as it did in Glenrothes.
Or failing that he’ll simply brush it off as the electorate ‘sending a message’ but that come the ‘real thing’ they’ll all come back to cudlly Gordon.
The election date will be the last possible date. And possibly some years after that too with this fucking nutter.
Also it means they don’t have to answer questions about the end of the financial year.
I thought there was a limitation on this kind of thing, like Iris Robinson’s seat too, when you are in the territory of an election
So Brown might delay everything until the actual event
Nah, I don’t think he’ll hold an election at all. I think he’ll declare a state of national Emergency and say that it would be too dangerous to have elections, and so hold on until the IMF have him taken away in a straightjacket.
Can’t count, can’t write, can’t speak, can’t read, can’t lead, can’t breed,
Can’t believe how he got there.
Says a lot about the rest of them.
Personally I hope they igve the leadship to Burnha after the election.
Not because I like him, (he’s a dick, but they all are) but because he is one of the very weakest ministers of state this country has ever had and will walk whats left of the Labour Party over the cliff.
W.W.
Bluff?
The i is pronounced as an o and the r ….
Our esteemed leaders are ever so uncomfortable for being exposed as being just as ‘normal’ as the rest of the educated world.
They are certainly no better, certainly work no harder, and no less prone to Gaffs.
Constantly hiding behind the cloak of secrecy to elevate their projected superiority and mystique.
Bastards.
Gaffes. Sorry, couldn’t resist.
Next time I spell ‘incompetent’ wrong you can have your revenge. Shouldn’t have to wait too long.
You are welcome at my gaff.
Or on my gaff.
I’ld love to use my gaff fishing dead former MPs out of the Thames, the thieving hoons.
“Its too bad he won’t quit. But then again, who does?”
Apology accepted. Hard to type whilst hoovering and making beds.
Oops! At least he fessed up!
Leave it out, I’m busy captaining the Starship Enterprise
RMS Titanic
“Captain..Its the Wrongulans”
Does he have a daddy in politics?
Or publishing?
I see he was the Parliamentary correspondent for The Scotsman.
Says it all really, bunch of Labour Party cut and paste wankers.
What about Ed Balls’ balls-up online?
Ed Balls Praises N-Dubz Anti Bully Campaign
N-Dubz Apologises For Bullying
Crikey if you can’t rely on tattooed up kiddy rappers who can you rely on, Ed?
Its a mite sickening to see the BBC pushing forward inarticulate fuckwits such as these as role models for our “kidz”. Was there a more surreal sight on TV last night than seeing Brillo interviewing Dappy? Dumbed down TV at its best or as the BBC would say – “Keeping it real, bro.”
props
Rassclart…
Speaking of Dappy (if it’s the same one — I have no real idea who he is when he’s @ home, and nor do I have a telly), it would seem he has dragged the hallowed name of Mr Ed Balls into the mire.
N-Dubz rapper who left death threat on Radio 1 listener’s phone is Ed Balls’ anti-bullying campaigner
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1243304/BBC-new-Sachsgate-Radio-1-listener-receives-abusive-phone-message-N-Dubz-rapper.html#ixzz0chvTHvhX
It’s in the Mail so it must be true …
Oops, didn’t see the post above, appypollylogies.
“The whole operation was clearly run by bored Parliamentary researchers”
Do you really think so?
I imagine it would have heated up quite a bit in the run up to the election IMO
Doesn’t like you very much, does he Guido.
Handsome devil isn’t he.
Was he a boxer in a past life, or a chimp.
Darling preparing a budget ! have clean underwear ready .
could be like jesse diets “today i am mostly wasting ……. your money”
Blogging wasn’t invented when I was at Parliament but if I was still there now, rest assured I’d be getting the low down on the showdown on the net every fucking day.
Things were going sour in the Major years but this bunch of corrupt cu*nts take the biscuit.
I was not an MP but I understood better than most of those wankers what Parliamentry duty was.
Having the mandate of less than one third of your constituants dont make you god for a start.
When will the MSM get it? One of the great appeals of online media like Twitter and blogging is the ability to speak anonymously and without fear of being caught out or disciplined for supposed “misconduct”. We don’t need these idiots with their elephantine feet stomping all over “this internet thingy” in the vain hopes of finding a scoop.
Burnham seems a charming man, laughed off the election date gaff. The Tories don’t seem to have such normal people in their line-up. This could prove to be their un-doing when the dubious Tory ‘talent’ is exposed to election type media scruitiny.
Are we back on straight pro Labour anti tory commenting now?
Yesterday was so confusing for me, trying to get the divide and conquer message across.
PS Who’s buying the drinks tonight – Charlie? Peter? Alistair?
The ring-fenced Foreign Aid money. Same as it’ll be paying for their election campaign.
Ring fenced?
That will be the millions that Labour funnel to the TUC from DFID who then funnel it back again minus their cut?
Yes. That’s the money I’m talking about.
The Labour Party is can only survive by stealing money from the charity box. What a bunch of parasitic, criminal vermin.
[looks up, confused]
Oi. When Cameron gets his photo airbrushed y’all shriek about him being vain but when Andy Burnham spends his entire life wearing eye make-up it’s ‘normal’?
Come on.
Was it Burnham who claimed for womens clothing or Woolarse?
Woolarse…and for Tampaxes…
He’s got a seven inch cock.
Andy Burnham is Melvyn Hayes.
He doesn’t wobble, shake, gurn, bellow
or provoke extreme violence like Balls or Vaz.
But he does like a well padded expense form doesn’t he.
The naughty little monkey.
Burnham always reminds me of Hermann Goering….probably because he was minister for culture once.
Burnham is a knob with all the intellectual capacity of a CBeebies presenter.
Toss up between him and David Lammy for stupidist MP, Lammy probably just about gets it, but then he came 3rd in an IQ test to a ferret and a Goat. A Lobster came fourth and went home and thew himself in a pot of boiling water in dispair
W.W.
Sion Simon get my vote for stupidist.
Sion Simon came 43rd in the intelligence compition, just behind a whelk, I believe he went home and celebrated with a party for all his firends.
The party consisted of him sit alone in his underpants watching Home and Away.
W.W.
O/T
If you are as fed up withe BBC Bias as me – eg the One Show last night, then fire off your complaint at
http://www.bbc.co.uk/complaints/homepage/
Have tried twice to make a complaint today.
On both occasions I get the message:
‘The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to maintenance downtime or capacity problems. Please try again later.’
Why do you think its called the One Show? its because there is only one show in town (BBC Town).
What happened on The One Show last night? I don’t watch it on principle – the ex Mr Jane Garvey aka Adrian Chiles strikes me as a fully paid up member of the socialist persuasion. Plus the once vaguely attractive Christine Bleakley now strikes me as a ladyboy version of Cherie Blair. Not a good look…
What an original show.
“Nationwide” 2010. Sparkling, innovative and shit.
They did an article about wether we are ready to vote for someone upper class and very well off. Very one sided as you would expect.
Adrian Chiles has a face that would be much improved by meeting my fist.
The BBC, this is what we do.
Thanks. Glad I didn’t see it. Regrettably I only have the one TV screen to put my boot through.
Cheapskate.
Gypo
Judging by their recent divorce settlement Chiles and Garvey were hardly searching down the back of the settee for loose change to pay the milkman. I love it when nu lab supports make jibes at the Tories calling them Toffs when most lab M Ps are considerably richer than most, Blur, Plebcott etc
I just watched their non apology on tonight’s show and am disgusted that they think they can get away with this.
Had the scotch toff, socialist bint made the same blatant stereotypical remarks about a minority ethnic group the whole bloody lot of them would have been in a gaol cell tonight including that overpaid prat Thompson who sanctioned its viewing.
Cameron really has to get a handle on this lot.
BBC Pravda is not only taking the pixx out of the tories but by default the public as well by making us pay for this labour propaganda shite.
Perhaps as balance on next week’s show they can run a report under the headline…
‘Are the people of Britain ready to vote in a complete sociopath who is drugged up to to eyeballs to counter his manic depression and is also probably in a sham marriage ?’
They could get Carol Thatcher to do it.
The One Show was the BBC’s reaction to their gaffe in giving McBride oxygen, Chiles and Bleakley are a pair of sad puppets
Next up: Lord Snooty on CeeBeebies goes foxhunting
Class war jibes are good: they show we are governed by partisans, supported by broadcasters unable to think for themselves, even the peoples hero Chris Evans has fallen for the poisoned shilling
See what you mean Guido.What a boy scout he is! Do the Barclay brothers give him money at the end of each month?
What are you on (about)?
My guess is the 12 year old John Bercow wannabe in last night’s QT audience. I’d willingly hand him over, bound and gagged, to my friendly neighbourhood pederast.
He was a special child. Mummy was very impressed. Was it the same namby pamby that didn’t want to risk ‘Call me Dave’?. The usual, not agreeing with Gordon Brown too much, but am shit scared of change for the better!
No wonder Liebore want the voting age down to 12 or whatever. I suggest doubling it to 36 and throw in a basic IQ test too.
Also should have tick boxes for:
1. Raise taxes to 50% I am willing to pay it
2. I will cover my MP’s expenses personally
3. Please charge me for climate change
The above only falling due by specific opt in. Regardless of who wins.
Labour also wants convicts given the vote I believe, which will be well handy for them, seeing as prison’s a 2nd home for half their core supporters.
I’ll see if I can fit him into my schedule, but it’s cockablock at the moment.
Can I help with your heavy schedule?
Now my spots have cleared up any chance?
Hello! You sound yummy!
“I do remember… the corridors of Broadcasting House were strewn with empty champagne bottles. I’ll always remember that”
Jane Garvey
BBC Five Live, May 10th, 2007, recalling May 2nd, 1997.
Garvey was married to Chiles of the oneshow fame, who made that party political programme last night for the liebour party on tory toffs.
The Scot david tennant, dr who fame, like ross, who has lived off us bbc licence tax payers, also wrote of his committment in a bbc inhouse dr who magazine to gordon brown. then you can fuck off back to scotland too after the election and do some real work for a change.
last night on QT there was a 12 year old professing his love for gordon, and smiled at his minder once said, to make sure he had said the right things!
All being done to influence the young persons vote. cant wait to see the floors of the bbc strewn with anti-depressants and nooses, once they get the result of the next election.
lets hope its not just the end of liebour, but all those institutions that have helped them peddle their lies, just like beeb has done. especially that twt robinson. hanh him out to dry like brwon did to peter watt!
need to be slimmed right down and get it on subscription, hope they get fucked!
re QT, there was that supposedly independent iranian comedienne, who then admitted she is strong liebour and goes on to run down the institution of the monarchy. So many immgrants like her come here, take our money then run us down. if she doesnt like the monarchy she can always fuck off back to iran and suck up to ahmedinnajhad. or go to australia and she wouldnt be welcome there either. hardly articulate either, found it hard to answer any question. fuckin cheek. you are why many people vote for the bee-and-pea, you twat.
“Have you got any of those funny shaped balloons?”
“Well if you think round is funny,yes”
She falls into that category of comedian so loved by the fucking Liberals.
never saw roy chubby brown or bernard manning get an invite to QT. just want to tell those bbc c u n t s how much they are hated. everything comes to he who waits, and yours is on its way!
I’m hoping Jo Brand self harms. If she can reach.
Stasi bitch that Brand. I am sure she has dropped the “t” from the end of her surname.
John Sargeant isn’t it though. Or are they the tragic consequences of a failed experiment in stem cell development from the early 50′s?
John Sargeant you fahkin’ kahnt, wot the fahk? You fahkin’ kahnt
I’m hoping Jo Brand self harms. If she can reach.
fucking priceless!!
Why would the BBC be worried over the result of the next election. Dave has already referred to it as a “National Treasure”. Business as usual regardless of the election result…
He has to get behind the wheel before he can cleave the fucker into small bits. He has the best excuse ever for an IPO x 12. The country needs the money because Brown spent all of it and borrowed like a Psycho Bitch shopping in Milan, Napolean Street.
12 component parts will do nicely. Well broken up and a shit load more manageable in it’s constituent parts, and unable to withstand the obscene amounts of salary, pension, and expenses currently paid out to the top table.
Bastards
National treasures should be buried.
Perhaps it should be sold off with the rest off our national treasures.
The nature programmes are good, though, if you ignore the plugs for global warming, and I keep watching Antiques Roadshow in the hope that one of Tony Blair’s old policies will turn up. I suppose that’s a bit like saying the Leni Riefenstahl was a very good film director.
Er…she was a very good film director, even if the subject matter is not to everyone’s taste.
Why is Surviviors so PC shit? Not content with apocaplyptic superbug, end of civilisation the Beeb feel the need to try and add hidden messages and scary conspiracies within conspiracies.
Some intern level producer saying “maybe a bit more like LOST. Maybe add 25% FlashForward? Can we Life on Mars it 10% or so too?”
Even in the dead zone of Tuesday evening at 9pm, up against nothing but a repeat of Friends it couldn’t interest. 4.5 million loved it?
Can’t wait for the big finale? It will be evil oil companies killing the masses so they don’t have to reduce CO2 emmissions.
Jane, suggest you download ‘The Power of Nightmares’ for torough explanation, get some popcorn and open some home-made wine!
Yes, the BBC is a national treasure, just like our gold reserves, wherever they are now.
China.
I used to read the torygraph.
It’s shit now, i only read James May’s column at the weekend.
I take my friends’ copies, and give them to my budgies to crap on.
Budgies, or a Parrot with political views?
(cuttle)
‘Crivens’.
Not likely, for you like to post under rather horrible sig’s involving dead children and dead MP’s.
You try to make your posts strange and enigmatic, but it doesn’t work.
I post shite here all the time (my understanding of contemporary politics is nothing compared to nearly all the regular posters here).
But my shite posts are nothing on yours.
And your ‘joke’ was shit!
Need I say more?
fucking handbags at dawn innit.
calm down ladies or fuck off.
well done.
a lot better than yours.
no, you disprove it motherfucker.
you have proved nothing apart from the fact that you are retarded.
you may go now.
What a cock. He looks like Brian Peppers!
In 1997 the country celebrated, not just the BBC. Just watched One Show clip about Toffs, first of many I fear.
Andy Burnham does not wear eye make-up. He is lucky to have a set of gorgeous, long, eye-lashes. I have seen him in public and can verify this.
There will be complaints, and if they don’t work then the BBC seen as being unbiased, partisan, and feckless will be broken up. Dave may walk and talk softly, but he has a big stick!
Cast Iron will do nout ’bout Auntie.
He is status quo personified
Are you calling me a сunt?
definetly
Burnham looks like he could burst out crying at any moment.
Sure to get the scouse skank vote.
Would you like to form a partnership?
Oi! I resemble that remark!
Apparantly he burst out crying quite a lot whilst at the Treasury, as he couldn’t take the pressure.
Well so one of his relatives told me.
W.W.
In 1997 Liebore got 13.5 million votes out of 31.3 million votes cast. I reckon there’s at least 17.8 million reasons why the whole country did not celebrate their win despite the BBC trying to tell us different for thirteen years.
Not too sure about the whole country celebrating but I’m certain the long running sleaze campaigns the beeb ran every day on the radio and tv played a big part in Blair’s majority.
I can remember news bulletins running all day with lines like ‘more Tory sleaze’ even thought it was nothing compared to today’s standards.
I think if Cameron wins they will soon revert to this tactic if nothing is done.
Andy looks like Alex deLarge from A Clockwork Orange. Initiative comes to thems that wait.
One MP targeted, who asked not to be named, told The Daily Telegraph he was concerned about the site. We said: “We all like a joke and anything that stops MPs taking themselves too seriously is welcome, but if we can’t go around the place without our meetings and conversations being spied on, it’s a problem.”
Fucking cocksucker. And how do the rest of us feel? Roads watched, phones monitored, emails recorded, browsing tracked and try going to a bloody protest meeting! Mother fuckers. God I hate these bastards.
They should try and keep even more secrets? Wow, is that even possible?
This absolutely makes my blood boil.
They still don’t get it, do they!
Cromwell them then
http://www.youve-been-cromwelled.org/
See what they have to say
http://www.youve-been-cromwelled.org/responses.php
My favourite?
Are you saying that I am corrupt?
Philip Woolas
Yes phil thats what we are saying, and in your case also an odious little shit of the very worst kind.
W.W.
They do not pay the taxes they mandate for us, or have to pay any cost`s that the people they allegedly “represent” do either.
Council tax? Fine, raise it as much as you like, I will pop it on expenses. Green taxes and fuel taxes? Not a problem just place them on expenses too. Pension stolen by the government? Terribly sorry to hear that, mines gold plated though, so tough luck.
Utter, utter bastards.
Even their fucking booze is subsidised. Remember that the next time these vermin drone on about the need to jack up drink prices.
The reason we will not win the hearts and minds of the Afghan people is becuase they don’t want the heart or mind of a Scottish coward.
…and we have quite an abundance of scottish cowards to choose from.
and we have quite an abundance of scottish cowards to choose from”
See that Jim Murphy who sits beside Broon at QT?
He’s called “Skeletor” up here!
latest FAWKES NEWS
brillo an jihad musical at end
so good
Noticed on Newsnight couple of days ago closing credits was to background music of The End (Doors), some little tinker at the BBC must have sneaked that one through.
“I’ll never look into your eyes…again”,
I feel the need to go out and look at a copy of Grazia
Blimey – things must be bad, mate.
Fuck off. My New Year sale ended yesterday. Don’t you know what your right hand is for, you dogbreath fuck?
High-class hookers? Anyone know any honest MPs?
..an honest MP. Now that’s a difficult one.
If you don’t mind the prosthesis there’s one you could skate away on.
Smile, you’ve got the clap.
Oh Gawd, Andrew Marr introduces Mr Brown for a talk on Politics, Terrorism and Immigration. Thinks? can these things possibly be linked ??????
Shouldn’t take long though
Its not Gurns night already is it
You lot don’t get it do you?
Remember when the “economic cycle” start and end points were moved to keep gordons fecal rule bollox going, well the electoral “cycle” for McMental started (in his mind) when he was carried into Downing street by his massive landslide victory over the hated Tories(blair).
So unfortunately we have 3 more years of this fuckwittery to endure before he is re-elected by even more people, some of whom have been dead for years.
Simples!!
Please don’t say “simples”
It makes you sound like a cnut
That reminds me, where’s nell tonight?
sausages
6.47pm, I do not use my acronym in the evenings.
keep up or fuck off.
thankyou.
I’m busy tonight trying to work out how best to support the people of many nationalities who have been caught up in the Haiti tragedy.
What really bothers me is that our poorest people that labour keep wittering on about are on benefits that pay them more than most people earn.
To boot they don’t have to get up in the morning from their comfortable beds and centrally heated homes , and when they rise after lunch paid for by the state, they can play polka online and drink vodka – courtesy of brown’s government.
Contrast that to what is happening in Haiti!!
I’m busy tonight trying to work out how best to support the people of many nationalities who have been caught up in the earthquake tragedy.
What really bothers me is that our poorest people here, that labour keep wittering on about are on benefits that pay them more than most of us earn.
To boot, they don’t have to get up in the morning from their comfortable beds and centrally heated homes , and when they rise after lunch paid for by the state, they spend their time gambling online and consuming large amounts of russia’s favourite tipple – courtesy of brown’s government.
Contrast that to what is happening in the caribbean.
well said nell.
Well said nell, time to turn the tables.
As I’ve just explained to young nell, we have to do our bit and look after the rest of the world when it needs our help. And haitians and all the other international people , who are many that are caught up in this tragegy, sure do need our help!!!,,
At the moment I am thinking that the best place to put any donation I make is to the Salvation Army (they take the least amount of money from your donation for their administration costs and they are strong on the ground in haiti helping those most in need).
gordon , it is said, is throwing nokias at his wall, uncaring twit that he is, because obama has convened a conference to discuss haiti reconstruction and invited the leaders of france, canada and brazil!!
Fancy , he has not thought to include gordon!! I wonder whyt??!!
Barry must be getting smarter Nell. He does not want the curse of Jonah. It makes Haitian Voodoo look weak!
Because he is irrelevant, being neither the former colonial power, his upstairs neighbour, nor the outstanding economic success story of the region.
“To boot, they don’t have to get up in the morning from their comfortable beds and centrally heated second homes , and when they rise after lunch paid for by the state, they spend their time gambling online and consuming large amounts of russia’s favourite tipple – courtesy of brown’s government.”
It’s a tough life being a parasite,but someone’s got to do it.
I think Nell, you have your cynical head on.
I really don’t see how the two issues are related.
To suggest that all people on benefits rise late, gamble and booze, just blinds yourself to the harsh reality of some people’s lives. It’s not much of a lifestyle.
The welfare system does need reform and those that can make a contribution to society, however small, should do so or have their benefits stopped.
This is a problem created by successive governments.
Let’s hope that your new Messiah, Davey “Boy” Camoron, addresses it. Maybe it is politically expedient to have an underclass.
If you wish to make a contribution to the earthquake victims then there is noone stopping you but yourself.
You have food, shelter and warmth. Many of them do not.
Let’s all show some compassion and make a contribution, however small. It all adds up. I know you will.
Most of the earthquake victims lived in tin shacks and existed on less than $600 dollars per year.
Do you blame them for that?
Have you ever been to the slums of mumbai firkinL??
I have!! For all of my life those Bombay slums will remain my vision of hell. And I suspect that what is happening in Haiti is even worse.
As for making a contribution . Yes! Of course we should do that.
But we should make sure that we make that contribution to a charity that takes the absolute minimum from our donation for their admin costs!!!
In Haiti, Bombay or London, the elite live lives of pampered luxury off the back of the people. From a Presidential Palace to the second homes allowance, they are all recognisable by their insistance on “serving” the public.
My point really is that from what ever “Political” persuasion you come from, unemployment is resolvable if indeed there is the political will.
Most unemployed people want to better themselves. Ok some are happy wallowing, but the majority are in a catch 22 not of their own making.
Successive goverments have failed to address the problem for whatever reason. So we are left with the social consequences.
We need a fast track vocational training programme and a system whereby people “earn” their benefits. Blaming the unemployed in general is blaming the wrong people.
The country can always find the money for war etc. We need to introduce a system which gives people at the bottom of the system some hope of clawing themselves out of the gutter into a meaningul existence.
It’s called the second home allowances.
Good point, well made.
hear hear Nell
our Government’s pledge of aid to Haiti equates to just 18 minutes of our increasing deficit
a plane may leave Britain tomorrow to help
thank goodness for our firefighter volunteers who are already out there, under their own steam
Grobdj. Our Pararescue People are Heroes and this government doesn’t even tell us about them!!!
You won’t find me tittle tattling on which hack is eating an MP.
Give me a job
and I will tell you who is pissing on who in the House of Horrors
“Absolutely totally brilliant Damian. I’ll think about timing and sort out the technology this week so we can go as soon as possible.”
I’m not copied in to this thread. honest.
What is that utter pîg Watson up to now ?
Another unofficial adviser to the Bunker ?
That’s an offer you can’t refuse retard.
Who the cocking hell is Kirkup?
Sort of a Gallagher mashup by the photo
I love the way all these journalists have read Guido asap and then try to play down bloggers. I can only hope that from time to time when Gordo manages to get Sarah off twitter that he reads these pages and if he does I would like to say ‘sod off’.
Hey people, I’m gonna fuck you over, and I’m gonna fuck you over good.
That is all.
… can you?
I am trying so hard to lose the General Election for the Conservatives.
What more can I do??
Yeah well, you’re not doing a very good job of it are you, you knob wipe?
Another meeting with Mandy on a billionaire Israelis yacht?
I am likings the cuts of his jib.
http://www.georgeosborne.com/2008/11/george-osborne-bullingdon-club.html
Thank the fucks for zat he’s not ze ‘little people’.
this is просто полнй пиздец какой-то и взрыв мозгов!
More people will die here this winter, than died in Haiti, because of a silent disaster that the MSM will never touch.
Fuel poverty.
Not keen on that pungent smell really. There are more fragrant choices.
Even more will be dying in the years ahead because eco-loons and shysters fully intend to drive up the cost of heating dramatically.
The election will come when Gordon decides there’s nowt left to fuck up
JONAH STRIKES AGAIN
“I am determined that Britain’s digital infrastructure will be world class”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/mediatechnologyandtelecoms/5546288/Gordon-Brown-pledges-broadband-for-all-amid-claims-millions-will-be-denied-service.html
“With an average download speed of just 3.5 Mbps, Britain has been ranked 26th in the world by Akamai’s ‘The State of the Internet (Q3-2009)’ report”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/broadband/6994775/Britain-ranked-26th-in-global-broadband-race.html
Which should be any day now
Thames valley police officers say loving it, toboggan down the hill on the riot shields, PCSO’s say sonny (aged 12) you are not allowed to toboggan down hill, name and address please, your details will be kept on file until hell freezes over.
I am the law.
not round here you’re not.
top boy is the governer.
don’t you forget it.
Those who try to use class as a political weapon do so because it is something of which they they themselves are lacking
stick it up your trumpet posh boy
Would you like some salt and vinegar on that shoulder of yours, dearie?
I bet you hate being middle class… Soft shite.
LIEbOUR DESPARATE FOR THE MUSLIM VOTE
The government caves in to the Muslim Council of Britain
http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/5709183/the-government-caves-in-to-the-muslim-council-of-britain.thtml
Ha! the real charl35……. is still sulking afer his hissy fit about ‘drive by shooting posts’ to guido last night, I got modded for about an hour last night for bullying in the ‘cyber’ school playground. No doubt the twonk will be back with a new name over the weekend.
I would like a shit sandwich please
Me first – no pushing in!
Breaking news… Shit sandwich shop goes bust after serving Prime Mentalist.
wikipedia – Sandi Toksvig has been a supporter of the Liberal Democrats
dropped my pie at that one
Sandi Toksvig has been works better for me.
Spark Up
I’ve met him. Trust me, he’d be a lot fucking richer than he is if he was. I’ve never seen anyone faster out of a cab yet last to the bar in my life.
fucking hell Guido this thread will disappear if you keep deleting it.
when thick as thieves comes out to play the party trolls they run away!
get back under your fucking bridges trolls.
I’M THE DADDY NOW MOTHERFUCKERS!
That’s the effect you have on this blog twat. It’s been normal and like it’s old self for the few glorious days you’ve been away, getting acute mental healthcare or wanking your little two incher repeatedly til you bled, or most likely, both.
Where is your long promised tat-blog anyway? I will enjoy leaving skidmarks over it as you do here.
And ‘Daddy’ are these ‘motherfuckers’ fucking your wife, mum or granny? Or all three?
You bring out the worst in me sausage munching boy. Not that I disagree with much you say but your ‘i’m top gay’ bullshit is so fucking contrived it’s beyond annoying. Just fuck up or revert to concrete pump permanently, that alias is bearable. You c’unt.
Ps. Sausages.
if you don’t like it here then fuck off.
simples innit.
I do like it here and will remain until such a time as the landlord asks me to leave. His blog his rules.
However. You are not tat. Not even the real tat would say ‘simples’. Even he is is not that fucking spasticated.
thick as thieves has achieved that pinnacle of fame that decrees you have your own tribute band. Like the Bootleg Beatles or eighteen stone welders dressed as Marilyn Monroe, you know you’ve arrived when bloggings equivalent of Barry George shows up.
PS. Lawyers, do not read this.
’tis true, I have many, many fans and doppelgangers.
I suppose I must be the most famous contributor of any political blog in the country, perhaps the world.
quite a feat, innit.
my presence prevents any of the parties gaining traction during the election campaign and ensures the outcome of the election will be a hung parliament.
again, quite a feat.
my contributions may seem at first glance to be crass and contrary but like the artwork in the pyramids it is not really two dimensional at all.
one must just look closer for the hidden meaning.
Ok you can be “Bottom Gay” then.
But of course we knew that.
said the double spacing wanker with nothing of worth to say.
Love your posts, your invective is cathartic, you call NuMarxist scum exactly what they are.
I am starting to appreciate CH’s contributions.
and that confuses me.
Go back to bed then.
Where’s your fucking blog?
it operates on a strict need to know basis.
you don’t need to know.
you dick.
So between you,your mum and the gimp,it’s a closely guarded secret then?
said the gimp.
Pipe down champ while i roger your mum. Your turn will come next.
the gimp aimlessly added.
It prolongs the pleasure. So Ma says.
Cripes! What a twerp
The twerpiosity of him is terrific.
charli boy is in a class of his own.
Hey, Charlie, try the Fire Sutra… Here’s the petrol, and some matches.
Lickey boom-boom, scatty bwoi!
:
Being well versed in talking shite and having a personality disorder that leaned in
no direction I “got” the Kama Sutra almost instantly, i really liked the bits where willies got shoved up bums, i nearly got a little stiffy
No need to read through pages of legalese or handwaving.
If I recall, one of the key lessons of the Brown years was cause and effect of him totally fucking up thr country, the one eyed fuck.
one may argue and posture but if you slam my head into a wall it’s going
cheer up an awful lot of people. It’s no more complicated than that.
Casually skimming these replies one sees grander and grander claims from deluded wankers like me.
Who’s up for a scrap then?
Scrap the Labour tyranny ??? Yes please !! General Election now !
I’ve had a skinful and i’m ready to bounce some Tory bonces off the pavement.
Did you spill my pint, Horace?
New recycling strategy. Plant a tory.
Plant them? Doesn’t Dave clone them from Central Office in his own image?
Oh dear,
charli boy, troon’s greatest shit and the thing without a blog are all back!
Sad isn’t it!
Pimples!
you are sad nick.
do you plan on ever posting an interesting comment?
it would be a first for you.
Nick’s cool!
He’s in Belgium.
we know that is you nick.
that is so fucking sad and desperate.
Jesus.
Sorry tat. Wrong again. But, from the fleshpots of Antwerpen to the pig fuckers of the Ardennes, Belgium is one vast knocking shop. Everything is available for the right price. Why do you think Nick relocated there?
Thought he would have gone to the Ardennes.
It’s a hard life, living in the Ardennes with a long legged Latino beauty who is 21 years my junior.
Almost 58 and have a 7 week old daughter.
Sad and desperate enough for you?
Did you purchase it in Euro’s, Nick? Let’s hope you’re not 36.
paid 16 months of income taxes since I left school in 1970!
I know you are all so happy paying for this shit.
Makes you feel proud I guess!
Great place to retire to, when you are my age.
Belgium is fucking GREAT, well round here anyway.
Clean air, pure water and my 1500sq mt garden is in the edge of thousands of hectares of forest!
Would I swap it for your bedsit Tat?
LOVE THE EURO!
How’s the pound sterling doing boys?
Like yourself we all learnt the maxim of “It’s not what you can do for the country, it’s what you can do the country for”
Anyway,you will have to carry on without me!
Will check out your insults in the morning.
The ‘jesus’ word is new for you Tat.
You have been ready during your marvelous absence, haven’t you.
Some new big words for your blog.
Can’t wait to see it.
Ask charli boy for help; he’s a genius. Now you have become his second fan!
Tout à l’heure! ( That’s laters in Frog, Tat)
ready…reading.
Guess you just love the system!
Working your bollocks off your whole life to make Tony into a multi millionaire!
WELL DONE!
YOU MUST BE WELL PLEASED WITH YOURSELF?
Pimples
For Nick.
http://mrishmael.blogspot.com/2009/10/ex-patriot-game-hanging-on-in-quiet.html
After i’ve won the world cup and saved some kids in Hayti wiv replica kits and stuff, Victoria and i would like to return to Engerland and stand for Parlermant representing the conservative party. We feel that as ontrepenurial examples of upwardly mobile phone Britain, we would be an asset to the next government.
What’s the Bullingdons away strip like?
Fuck off you heartless bastard. Some of us have a social concience to maintain.
For fucks sake haven’t the Haitians had enough bad luck
Gordon Brown has praised UK officials dealing with the aftermath of the devastating earthquake in Haiti.
Yep, I thought the same last night on QT. Sheppi something or other and listed as a comedien or something I thought downright stupidly funny. She was awful and the 200 billion is nearer 300 billion and if you take into account PFI it is much worse.
Shappi Khorsandi. Young enough to realise the error of trendy student politics.
I think the ‘Parliament spy’ is doing a brilliant job…letting politicians know what it feels like to have your most mundane activities spied and commented on.
What he needs to do now is tell them how to hold and use their fork and hold the cup.
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