McBride Predicts Labour Won’t Win
Grasping at straws, but still loyal to Gordon, Damian McBride told the assembled Beeboids in White City earlier today that he thought Labour could hold on to enough seats to secure a hung parliament. 
Paul Waugh and Ben Brogan have done follow-ups – Ben was actually there.
Damian slagged off Blair, claiming that during the mad cow crisis Gordon was sat with the Chief Veterinary Officer counting cows whilst Blair was only vaguely interested. Some might think that Blair looking at the big picture rather than getting bogged down in micro-managing details was sensible for a Prime Minister.
Asked about the possible effect of “citizen journalism” on the general election, Damian said he thought the ubiquity of camera phones might cost a candidate dearly. There was much smirking when Laura Kuenssberg cuttingly interjected that Damian himself “had an incident with new technology”. Guido remembers her rottweiler-like pursuit of Damian during the opening weekend of Smeargate.
Do you think Damian is missing being in the game?
UPDATE : Danny Finkelstein is calling Paul Waugh on his somewhat, how shall we put it, well “spun” version of events – Waugh wasn’t there – Danny is implying that Waugh’s “BBC insider” source is not truthfully reporting events. Fancy that. A while back Paul Waugh was the only hack to report information that could only have come from Nadine Dorries, her lawyers, Guido or McPoison. When Guido teased him that he must have Damian’s new number, Waugh denied it. Clearly Damian still has his number…
so damian mcbride is reduced to copying the lines of the great thick as thieves.
note to mcbride: come up with your own stuff you fucking spastic.
Admit it, you are McBride TaT.
I’m the real Mr Nice, you’re Nanzi boy from earlier aren’t you tea leaf?-I must have really upset you gaylawd? tee hee
said the namethief
Of course they won’t win. Everyone can (finally) see through their lies and deceptions. No amount of promises, smears, or rehashed pledge cards can save them now.
http://cogitodexter.wordpress.com/2010/01/14/what-price-the-pledge-card/
You still at it thief?
4.12 is an imposter namethief who gets his cheap kicks from doing strange things to poodles
as you sow so shall you reap
you thought it was fun impersonating everyone else didn’t you?
but now you aren’t so happy for some reason
you don’t like it, don’t do it
Now you know you’re the namethief Nanzi boy-I must say that imitation is the greatest form of flattery!
Just because you were outed by me earlier as a P.AD. (Pederast, Anti-Fascist) with a taste in cheap rent boys and cried a few tears after your boyfriend left, there is no point you being a bitch.
I guess you must wear your keys on the left, or is it right?
Also I notice how keen you are about all animal sex stuff?-is this something you do with the rent boys, a kind of menage-a-trios so to speak, or is it a solo “affair”
You should know it is a criminal offence.
Come on Nanzi, I think we should be told!
@4.12 BTW , I don’t impersonate anyone.As a left wing pederast, you have no natural allies here on this forum.
You will be slated for what you are, and I take a certain amount of contentment knowing that I upset a degenerate poltroon like you.
Now fuck off to you anti-nazi meeting down the gents.
so what did Finkelstien say ?
Guido, seen this?
http://www.saveportland.com/Climate/index.html
LOL. “Penguin Startles France”.
“Allo. Allo. Eez thees Le Batman? We ‘ave a problem”
We surrender !
We need a hung parlament. preferably from lamposts
I bet he is missing the money and the expense account boozing!
Florid, fat hoon!
Labour’s core vote speaks out
She’s eaten them
Tell us more about those Jooooooooos OH.
You fake Hunt.
OH, you sure seem to have upset the four b’twos – what did you say?
I merely mentioned that not one of the 59 Jewish UK Parliamentarians voted against an illegal invasion of Iraq to change the regime of Israels number 1 enemy in the region. Using British troops of course. Not the IDF.
Then I mentioned that the Tories received £15.95 Million in donations from Jewish Donors. And how much Labour has received from Jewish donors.
Of course, I am now branded an anti Semitic, vile bigot and am being hunted on my blog by various loons, wannabee Mossad agents and pizza salesmen from the IDF.
Like I care.
http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2010/01/little-known-facts.html
‘hunted’ – pooor poor you.
Of course its the Joooos fault British troops died in Iraq. Of course! Why did no-one see it before!
You think you are smart OH but when it comes to this you are just another brainwashed fool toeing the BBC line.
I think you’ll find Yentob and his mob at Mount BBC not critical of the regime change in Iraq one iota.
Ham sandwiches have been off the canteen menu at the BBC ever since Lord “Low” Grade ran the place. His nephew, Sir Michael Grade now tows the Party line as Chairman and Cheif Rabbi.
The excrement in the BBC is no excuse OH. To try to present the BBC as biased IN FAVOUR of Israel really takes the biscuit. You are not being rational and your bias is showing. In all seriousness OH, I admire you blog and your commitment to freedom but on this you are just plain wrong. Please reconsider.
Okay, I have a question.
Has anybody figured out how far those sperm must have swam to get to that woman’s ovaries?
It must be about ten times the normal trip. Did they have to do it in relays? Establish base camps at intervals and then just leave the Edmund Hillary’s and Sherpa Tensings of sperm to go for the summit. Or like a pelaton, taking turns at the front?
Still, she got a brown one. Or three.
So that’s nice.
LMAO , darlin !!
An I thought my mind was strange .
E x .
I reckon he just knocked one out into her knicker pile whilst leafing through Razzle.
I actually blogged this land whale a while back
http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2009/04/ignorant-bastard-of-welfare-state.html
Excellent organ you have there Old Holborn.
gross sight and even grosser site
It’s african sperm init. They jizz on the woman’s feet and let the flies do the rest!
Let’s face it, even the biggest black cock would not fucking reach into that!!!
She must keep a bookmark in her c*nt so that any one pissed enough to want to give her one can find it
Must be a strong bloke.
First of all she’d have to be rolled in flour – where it sticks is where you aim for
… and lifting all that flab off the ‘access point’ is no job for a weakling.
I prefer the hop skip and jump approach but I try to avoid foreplay it over complicates the procedure
I forgot to mention it can be a bit awkward with a plank strapped to your arse but with practise full intercourse can take place.
AID did it.
I’ve just seen who the fat slag’s father is!
28 A scene from the bunker on election night as the Brown/Balls axis of evil realise the electorate despises them.
Such a pity the doting Father wasn’t able to take part in the interview – clearly he was out working hard to support his Wife and offspring…
He legged it after three weeks. I amazed he managed to get out the house.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1174210/30-stone-mother-feeds-baby-triplets-junk-food-diet–admits-McDonalds-just-months.html
I strongly suspect he legged it after he woke up.
That ‘three weeks’ baloney will only be to kid on that she was in a steady relationship and that somebody found her attractive. My guess is that when she says he disappeared after three weeks that’s because he finally tossed his old SIM card away and got a new number so that she stopped bothering him.
Kids don’t look too fat.
Yet.
But with an imbecile like her as a role model we can safely say that their life chances are not great. They won’t be doing much to help the GINI index.
Investigating, corralling, numbering, transporting and solving, no doubt.
Where’s the dad? Done a runner?
“Runner” sounds a bit speedy to moi.
“Waddler” is more like it.
BTW, nice front garden she’s got there. Obviously a fan of Monty Don.
“nice tits” shame about the rest of the … well!! the rest the “bloke who shagged that got to be a 20 pint man along with a load of bottle(s) of!!!!!!????
They’ve cut the bit when the GMTV Breakfast sofa collapsed…
Kerry Katona is looking a bit rough these days
I hate that Emma Crosby. Bitch.
So scum like McBride are welcome at the BBC & the Catholic Church.
Got it.
Read Danny Finkelstein for the truth.
Point is WTF is Pravda doing, using our money to stage a shindig where the lowest form of Liebour scum and pondlife is even considered to be worth inviting.
They may not have spent a penny on him (they say) but what are their standards when they can even consider resuscitating this pile of untreated sewage.
>Point is WTF is Pravda doing
Grooming the sheeple for the NWO, that’s the general view hereabouts.
Well that is what the balance of the evidence suggests.
Is Blair’s ‘big picture’ a lifesized photograph of Dr David Kelly dead in the woods or just a few arial shots of dead Iraqi women and children ?
oh, nasty!
No, it’s a lovely picture of Cherie pleasuring herself.
well it’s not like Tony could do the job is it ?
He was too busy giving that Caplin woman a good seeing to.
‘lovely’ and ‘Cherie’ in the same sentence?
Oxymoron
Sad thing is Guido, we’re missing McBride…only in abuse and amusement terms though.
I’ll wager Brooon is missing his incisive sparkle!
What a surprise, Labour is no longer interested in governing, only in creating chaos for the nation and making life difficult for the Tories. And now we learn it’s straight from McBride’s playbook!
TORY BEAR – Will you be tracking the Labour Battle Bus to catch Camera-Phone footage for the inevitable Labour Break Down Bus story ????
Better still buy a police ‘stinger’ and sabotage its every move.
Why not a stinger missile?
Why not indeed.
Nah. Too quick.
Nothing less than complete and utter electoral wipeout, spread out over 24 hours or more.
Portillo moments right across the cabinet.
Bring it on.
I would, but labour’s recession has left me a bit skint!
What about a stinger cocktail?
Harlem stinger?
“Damian missing being in the game”,more like on the game.
He just can’t tell gags like me
The F.A Cup.
Take out the cup and you’re left with what Liverpool will win this season.
“Do you think Damian is missing being in the game?”
… or on the game?
We’ve all got Damian’s number
This is no time for a novice.
But the perfect time for an invoice
26 – I always find it curious how Brown labels Dave a novice when Daves got a degree in economics.And Brown has no economic qualifications whatsoever.
Ahh but Bruin’s is the University of Life –
Lesson 1: How to bounce your rent cheque – Graded A+.
…
Lesson 101:How to bankrupt Britain – Rated D– (junk bond)
Trostkyist shitepile.
Anyone for coffee?
Just about the only saving grace about the BBC is its crass stupidity-this is a real gift of proof of its Labour bias.I hope Cameron has the balls to dismantle them.If he doesn’t,he won’t be thanked but will still be treated as the enemy.
Why would Dismal Dave do anything to an institution he describes as a “national treasure”?
Treasure tends to get buried on some remote desert island and forgotton about
Cameron never challenges Labour or the BBC.
His job is to look pretty.
You and Brogan can get nothing right!
What I actually said was Brown would be hung by Balls in Parliament.
Give me a job.
I’d settle for Brown to be hung with Balls outside Parliament
Then the rest of his G.O.(N).T. can follow, one by one.
You’re hired. We’ve got a vacancy in our hysterical health scare section.
Dacre, you’re fired.
That’s Sir Alan to you.
Damian can predict whatever he likes…………
I PREDICT A RIOT
Recycled` Joke!
McBride really is Tin Tin – he isn’t he?.
Mcbride predicts labour won’t win – well, thats hardly likely to have Mystic Meg worried about her job security is it !
Funnily enough governments who ramp debt upto £1.4 Trillion.Don’t tend to be too popular at the ballotbox….
Is an American Trillion and Billion a different calculation from the British Version?
It seems to me like a US Gallon Less volume and much more affordable to the Yanks
Yes.
A British billion is a million millions and a British trillion is 1 billion billions and a British Quadrillion is one trillion trillions. It increases exponentially.
BUT the British government and banking and industry use the American billions and trillions. which are one thousand millions (billion) and one thousand billions (trillion) one thousand trillions (quadrillion)
Debt makes you free.
Work makes you free.
Working off your debt makes you free.
Go on ‘Arry, enter a not guilty plea
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8459969.stm
Gordon Brown: “1 cow, 2 cows. 3 cows, 4 cows, 6 cows”
Chief Veterinary Officer: “You missed out 5 cows”
Gordon Brown: “Don’t interrupt, I’ve got 10,000,000 cows to count”
Urgent call from Bank of England: “There’s about to be a World Economic and Financial Crisis”
Gordon Brown: “I said don’t interrupt me, I’m getting on with the job. Anyway, haven’t I abolished Boom and Bust”
WE CAN’T GO ON LIKE THIS
Labour can win. They just need to head to Haiti and hand out fast track British citizenship in exchange for Labour postal votes.
You honestly expect that the Poor Haitians haven’t heard of McDoom? The Worlds unluckiest Country by any way of measurement really doesn’t want anything to do with our Gordon.
Can you imagine the synchrotic carnage that would ensue? The Americans would never allow it. There would be a Cuban style blockade.
Just wondering if he’s been there recently
Oi mate!
That is Conservative Party policy and our secret vote winner
They’re already doing that…in London.
what do you think is happening??
How do you think Labour can poll 30% if it wasnt for the 25% ethnic vote?
Britain has 20 miles of sea surrounding it, How did all those illegal immigrants get here?
I don’t know. How did all those illegal immigrants get here?
By travelling through safe nations that had a legal obligation to home them before we do…
Perhaps if Brown goes then so will all this ‘Global Warming snow. Spin rate in the bunker 78 RPM.
Now that sort of headline in tomorrow’s papers I like.
David Cameron’s appalling jokes ‘hits 13-year low’
‘allo mate
bit windy out ‘ere lend us your ‘airbrush buddy.
didnt you know there will be a hung parliament?
So, relax. Your job is safe.
My cunning plan will have worked then!
“I do remember… the corridors of Broadcasting House were strewn with empty champagne bottles. I’ll always remember that”
Jane Garvey
BBC Five Live, May 10th, 2007, recalling May 2nd, 1997.
Millions!
Just move them on to Tory areas.
Does anyone know what they mean when they say, “New Labour, New Danger?”
It’s all a bit of a mystery to me.
It’s the New Tory slogan.
Blair 2.
The scond coming of the messiah, only this time I’ll be president Camoron.
Shit…innit?
Do you think Cameron is rubbish on purpose? He isnt that clever.
It isnt a cleaver ploy, he really is lightweight.
And I am Gordon.
Old Labour, Old-New-Old danger.
It’s called irony!
Guido, the foot and mouth crisis was the big picture. It was Britain’s most expensive peactime disaster, until the banks goofed up.
Today’s Standard reports that Labour are parachuting in Ken Livingstone to fight the general election in the capital and they have set up a special unit to “Get Boris”. The Mayor is going to be under ruthless scrutiny, hoping to come up with ammo to destabilise Cameron.
Boris will fight Ken any place any time and after this bout, there ain’t gonna be no rematch.
http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2010/01/14/i%e2%80%99ll-fight-him-any-place-any-time/
Can someone clarify, was McBride on a televised program or some internal meeting with BBC people? what was the context for these reported comments? I don’t think this is explained in the story, but apologies if this is and I missed it.