January 14th, 2010

Exclusive : Mcbride’s Back! Advising the BBC!

Damian McPoisonDamian McBride is back giving advice, and this time it is to the BBC.  According to Guido’s co-conspirator in White City he is speaking  (off-the-record terms) on the 5th floor at the White City HQ about now to an invited audience of BBC luvvies and executives on a discussion panel with Nick Robinson.

Guido has not been able to confirm from the BBC press office if, or how much he is being paid.

Surely the BBC hardly needs advice on doing Downing Street’s dirty work…

UPDATE : The BBC’s press office has just emailed:

It’s important for people to have the space to take stock, keep up with new developments and ensure we are providing the best possible service for our audience. The event allows staff across the whole of the division to come together to debate and discuss industry and editorial developments – including hearing from outside perspectives.

They also say Damian ain’t getting paid.


128 Comments

  1. 1
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    PANIC! Surely not?

    • 4
      jgm2 says:

      Not at all. Maximum use of resources. One hours free indoctrination of BBC trumps half a million quid worth of posters any day. How can a few posters compete with suitably nuanced ‘news’ being beamed into folks houses 24/7 from the good ol’ ‘impartial’ BBC.

      It doesn’t matter how little money Labour have – they’ve got hundreds of millions of pounds of free propaganda every year from the BBC.

      • 16
        troglodyte says:

        if the BBC said the sun went round the earth I would believe it. But I am very gullible and also insane.

        • 96
          Max the Impaler says:

          No, the sun orbits the mammary system.All data is received from the Bubble telescope, hence the term ‘bubble-head’.

      • 18
        Lobby Journalist says:

        We’d tell you our source but that would mean evidence and proof

      • 22
        Al says:

        Bye bye Beeb if this is how they want to play it.

        • 30
          Dave will end the BBC, and have a European Referndum, and lower Taxes, and get rid of the NHS.. NOT! says:

          I’ll watch out for Dave’s U-Turn appearing in the Manifesto since he’s aready said the BBC is safe with him and he called it a “national treasure”

          • Dave will end the BBC, and have a European Referndum, and lower Taxes, and get rid of the NHS.. NOT! says:

            When not being a snivelling cheap rate Goebbels for a bungling and not long for this world Labour administion…

            I enjoy collecting Nazi memorabilia and slamming my bijou ballsack in the fridge door.

          • Al the namethief dogworrier says:

            Brown’s a cun’t and I’ve never voted for Labour in my life you retard

            go back to interfering with small dogs you dripping little toryboy weed
            you’re woefully out of your depth

          • The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

            National Treasures should be buried, shouldn’t they?

          • Unsworth says:

            The BBC is a national treasure – not the bastards who currently inhabit it. Cameron hasn’t committed to privatisation of the BBC – yet – but that doesn’t preclude him demanding the resignation of the entire Board in due course.

          • If want to make a stand against Pravda, then rather than blog about it, do what the New Zealanders did – they forgot their sheep for a while, stopped paying the telly tax en masse and soon the government scrapped it.

            You can stop paying it today and there’s not a thing they can do about it. Just google the sites and see how.

          • Al the namethief dogworrier says:

            I get very upset and very angry.

            I need help relating properly to other decent folk.

    • 10
      Bullet Magnet says:

      Are they interviewing for a new presenter for Jackanory?

      Or, as it will be rebranded if he gets the job, “Jack-a-f**kin’-ory you c**ts”

      • 21
        Anonymous says:

        McBride could be the producer with Peter Capaldi doing it ‘in character’ as Malcolm ‘Bala-fuckin-morey’ Tucker..

    • 82
      Biffo says:

      Has McBride failed to pass his CRB for the school he was working at & now has to spread his ‘talents’ elsewhere?

    • 83
      Anon says:

      One more good reason not to pay the licence fee!

  2. 2

    Is that why the report says the BBC Trust should be abolished?

  3. 3
    BBC editor says:

    You didn’t realise that we’re supporting Gordon Brown?

    Really?

  4. 5
    Mr Nice says:

    BBC=New Labah=no surprise.

    • 43
      Mr Europe says:

      DAVE=Blue Labah=no surprise

      • 53
        Mr Europe says:

        Well that’s my troll shift over for today, I’m handing over to another lonely and spotty little twat. I’m off to spend my wages on a bag of chips and a copy of Razzle.

        • 67
          Mr Nice says:

          Well that’s my Dave rimming over for today, I’m off to find a poodle to interfere with then spend the day pleasuring to tramps and crackheads for spare change to buy a bottle of meths and then peer at butch men in the park while rustling and panting in the bushes.

          • Mr Nice says:

            I do like talking about sexual activity with dogs. A spot of trolling for Gordon, then a trip to the park.

            Woof! Woof!

            Yummy!

            XXXX

        • 123
          Mr Nice says:

          Those last 2 comments weren’t from Mr Nice-they were not “nice” enough”-Oh its you again Nanzi, copying my name again?-have you no other anti-nazi duties you could be performing up at the public lavs?

  5. 6
    MI5 says:

    Is the BBC hellbent on destroying what is left of its reputation ?

    If Call Me Dave has any balls (the jury is still out), he will privatise it within one year of taking office….

    • 23
      Throbber says:

      It needs to be broken up into little pieces before being sold off to ensure it has no weight any more. The small pieces should all be sold to different buyers with legislation ensuring there is no chance of it ever reconsolidating and wielding the power it abuses today in the service of the evil Labour party..

    • 65
      Qui Bono says:

      The jury is really, really NOT out

  6. 7
    The Dirty Rat says:

    Is he doing Blue Peter? “Here’s one I mailed earlier”

  7. 8
    Anonymous says:

    Fine work !! From the “You just could not make it up..” playbook…

  8. 9
    Anonymous says:

    I am SO looking forward to seeing Dolly Draper reading the One O’Clock News.

  9. 11
    Geoff says:

    FFS what a way to spend the licence fee! Can you find out who instigated this from a FOI request?

  10. 12
    Peter Grimes says:

    So he was only on gardening leave in his caretaker’s job, was he?

    No change of paymaster if he is ‘consulting’ for Al JaBeeBa!

  11. 13
    Strange but true says:

    Who is the odd man out why?

    1. Lord Stevenson: former chairman, HBOS
    2. Sir Fred Goodwin: former chief executive, RBS
    3. Andy Hornby: former chief executive, HBOS
    4. Sir Tom McKillop: former chairman, RBS
    5. John McFall MP: chairman of Treasury Select Committee
    6. Alastair Darling: Chancellor of the Exchequer
    7. Gordon Brown: Prime Minister and former Chancellor
    8. Sir Terry Wogan: presenter of Radio 2′s Breakfast Show

    You’re probably thinking Terry Wogan…..

    .and you are right . However the reason might surprise you. . . .

    Terry Wogan is the only one out of this motley crew who actually holds any formal banking qualifications.

    • 52
      Anonymous says:

      So is your point is that Sir Fred Goodwin should have a morning radio breakfast show alongside his old buddy Tom McKillop.

      The Fred and Tom morning show on Radio 2

  12. 14
    Anonymous says:

    Whatever next, BBC to give licence fee to Labour party

    • 17
      Bring on the election says:

      They already do. Loads of lefty wankers at the BBC fund the Liebour party. Try playing spot the Tory at the BBC.

      • 75
        Moley says:

        All those media luvvies who support and donate money to Labour are doing it with Licence fee money.

        They have lots of spare money because they are grossly overpaid; they have to try and find some way of spending it.

      • 76
        Spot the Tory says:

        Well there’s Andrew Neil, then there’s….. er….. er… I think that’s all the presenters that are known Tories in the BBC.

        • 121
          cant hunter says:

          I think Andrew Neil’s allegiance is to the strength and benefits of the free market ,rather than an attachment to conservatism per se. Although a Unionist, I suspect he’s a bit of a republican, in so far as his beliefs are given expression, now that he’s a BBC presenter. And he is impartiality personified; he’ll give any politician a good going over. Compare with Naughtie, the adulterous Marr, and that banshee faced woman who shares Newsnight with Paxman.
          But if Cameron post election avoids the opportunity of BBC reform then we might as well give up. Its not just the political bias, the senimentalisation of serious issues, the promoting of yoof, trash culture. The BBC is also scared stiff of annoying the mozzies; three times in the last two days the BBC has run the same story of the Tipton taleban jailbirds becoming, awkwardly, reconciled with one of the Guantanamo guards–once on the 6.00 pm news and on Newsnight on SUCCESSIVE NIGHTS. Can’t you just feel the lurve.
          And the sight of Paxman treating that livelong freeloader on the public purse, Roy farting Hattersley with deference will rankle until judgement day.

  13. 15
    Bring on the election says:

    Nick Robinson and McBride. I bet they have a fucking big jar of VASELINE to hand then.

  14. 19
    Idea says:

    Can Andrew Neil run down with his mike and do some impromptu interviews as the one voice of reason at the Beeb?

  15. 20
    Sir William Waad says:

    The Beeb should remember Machiavelli’s principle. Never harm your enemies in such a way that they can recover. Either be nice to them or crush them utterly. If the Beeb can’t bring about a Labour victory they would be wise to start sucking up to the Tories. As it is, they risk everything.

    • 35
      Mine d'Boggles says:

      Just William,

      Yes, indeed, but with NuLav support via the welfare and union vote they can hold up two fingers to anyone. And they will. Nobody voted for Florentine princelings.

  16. 24
    Anonymous says:

    What next ?? Ed Balls becomes a Tellytubbie ??

  17. 25
    Watch the foam and spittle fly says:

    COMMUNISTS!
    SOCIALISTS!
    TRAMPOLINISTS!
    MARXISTS!
    BICYCLISTS!

    BAN THEM ALL AND GIVE OUR AIRWAVES TO THAT PATRIOTIC BRIT RUPERT!

  18. 26
    Operation_Overlord says:

    I take great pride in the fact that Nick Robinson regularly removes my posts from his Labour Information Conduit – or blog as we call them.

    He hates questions about his expenses. And his cosiness with Labour. And the fact that he has openly admitted keeping information out of the public domain.

    No surprise that the BBC is hiring McBride – the BBC propaganda is not working so they need a new attack dog strategy.

  19. 28
    LABOUR PARTY STATEMENT says:

    SO WHAT?
    NEW LABOUR IS PRO-WAR AND PRO-TORTURE
    GORDON BROWN IS PRO-WAR AND PRO-TORTURE
    DAMIAN MCBRIDE IS PRO-WAR AND PRO-TORTURE
    AND THE BBC IS PRO-WAR AND PRO-TORTURE
    IT IS A GOOD FIT – GET WITH THE WAR PROGRAMME YOU PUSSIES
    TORTURERS, WAR CRIMINALS AND WAR PROPAGANDISTS MUST STICK TOGETHER
    OTHERWISE WE WILL END UP BEING HANGED LIKE SADDAM HUSSEIN
    INNIT

  20. 31
    Anonymous says:

    Perhaps they are pondering how to reply to this report.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/jan/14/privatise-channel-4-policy-exchange

  21. 32
    Four eyes says:

    Shouldn’t McBride be out gritting the school playground?

    • 66
      Animal says:

      you’d lose count of the number of people in this Government who like playing with council gritters

  22. 33
    Gordon Brown says:

    Thats ma boy

  23. 36
    The IMF is coming says:

    He has been in the wilderness for months – how can he ‘debate and discuss industry and editorial developments’

  24. 37
    EU = Willkommen zum Vierten Reich! says:

    And you thought he wouldn’t be involved in Labour’s Election Campaign…

  25. 40
    Anonymous says:

    Damien McBride is a very naughty boy and ought still to be sitting in a corner wearing a Dunces’ cap.

    The trouble with the BBC is that it will have to be broken up *because* they’re so clearly biased. Reportage on the recent attempted coup was to the left of the Guardian, and actually resembled a Pravda in the way facts (especially in the days afterwards) simply went unreported. At the same time, they went on and on about Cameron’s incredibly trivial marriage tax allowance fuckup, whilst totally ignoring Labour’s completely fuck-witted “critique” of Tory spending plans.

    And the BBC/Labourites will go all passive-aggressive — their stock reaction to anything and everything — when it happens. Whinging, treacherous little toerags.

  26. 41
    Doc Trough says:

    ” It’s important for people to have the space to take stock….”

    They are going shoplifting?

    Perhaps later when Damian’s in his cups they can sniff him and have a ‘Guess the Beer’ competition for a Marr show mug.

  27. 42
    Anonymous says:

    It really is time this nest of overpaid biased vipers was sorted out once and for all. We are all compelled to pay for your cocooned lifestyle not just the minority of labour supporters!!! Dont forget that!!

  28. 47
    Seasick Dave says:

    It’s important for people to have the space to take stock, keep up with new developments and ensure we are providing the best possible service for our audience. The event allows staff across the whole of the division to come together to debate and discuss industry and editorial developments – including hearing from outside perspectives…

    From a fucking school janitor?

    • 57
      jgm2 says:

      A school janitor who doesn’t work Thursday mornings.

      Somebody needs to ask if he called in ‘sick’ or took a ‘holiday’ or if his contract allows for alternative employment without prior consent from line manager.

    • 68
    • 103
      Cyco Billy says:

      Guido: you ought to run that quote in the masthead from time to time, as a change from the tittle-tattle line. Same tease, just a different form of words – and far more true here than at Brown’s Berks & Chumps.

  29. 54
    Anonymous says:

    Robinson and McBride, that figures. Birds of a feather……….

  30. 55
    Disco Biscuit says:

    Isn’t it term-time? Shouldn’t he be at work?
    Fucking teachers – first sight of snow and they all fuck off.

  31. 56

    I’m not surprised.

    Rats prefer the company of their own kind.

    The taxpayer is still paying his wages regardless of where he works.


    Don’t trust the bastards!

  32. 58

    So the BBC’s press office says the BBC listens to “outside perspectives”. This doesn’t seem to apply to critics of manmade global warming.

  33. 59
    strapworld says:

    One would hope that Cameron on hearing about this has contacted the Director General and asked for a full briefing on how and why this discredited man who told lies about the conservative party is being used by the BBC. Also a dig at Robinson by suggesting this shows his bias!

  34. 61

    In response to your update.

    “They also say Damian ain’t getting paid.”

    Define paid. I’m betting on a big lunch and a load of Chablis for starters.

    • 114
      SarumSea says:

      He’ll have a job on with a shovel clearing snow after a light luncheon like that. Questions needed.

  35. 70
    English Liberation Front says:

    Interesting. The BBC are running scared of a Tory election victory, but if they want to appease the Conservatives, this is hardly the way to go about it.

    The BBC must have a death wish!

  36. 72

    “I do remember… the corridors of Broadcasting House were strewn with empty champagne bottles. I’ll always remember that”
    Jane Garvey

    BBC Five Live, May 10th, 2007, recalling May 2nd, 1997.

  37. 79
    Unsworth says:

    McBride ain’t getting paid by the BBC possibly. But he’s never been a charity, has he?

  38. 85
    Damian McBride says:

    I am not getting paid by the BEEB. They don’t do cash.
    PS Give me a job.

  39. 86
    Turdsronhim says:

    Mcburgerturd suits the beeb…shits together such a pleasure

  40. 89
    backwoodsman says:

    ‘editorial developments – including hearing from outside perspectives.’

    You guys are just so cynical – they are obviously planning a topical , indepth and hard hitting critique on comparable gritting techniques and wanted valuable input from someone with front line experience , step forward janitor mcbride.

    This is so suicidally stupid, I can’t believe my fucking luck – drops everything to write polite but insistent letter to MP, requesting him to ensure matter is raised in house and asking for commitment to bbc reform.

  41. 92
    Jimmy says:

    I hope he at least got a taxi home. He appears to have a stalker.

  42. 93
    Daimen McClinton says:

    “I have never had political relations with that broadcasting company”

  43. 101
    Apagusta says:

    no suprise that bunker brown’s dirty tricks maestro is back on the circuit.

  44. 106
    Dingle says:

    “It’s important for people to have the space to take stock, keep up with new developments and ensure we are providing the best possible service for our audience. The event allows staff across the whole of the division to come together to debate and discuss industry and editorial developments – including hearing from outside perspectives.”

    Next week Sarah Palin.

  45. 107
    Marry Whitebouse says:

    I am not paying for the Brown Bullshitting Corporation. It’s pure filth!

  46. 108
    Raptor says:

    The solution to the problem of the BBC is simple. Soon after the next Conservative government is elected, it should announce that the TV Licence tax is to be abolished. That would be electorally popular.
    The BBC’s radio stations should be separated from its television stations, much as tele-communications were separated from the postal services at the BT privatization. They can be sold off individually, or merged in the case of Radio 1 & 2. It might be decided to keep a single radio station as a “public service” outlet, for serious news/arts/documentaries — a combination of Radio 3 & 4. This could also become the British arm of the World Service radio. It would be paid for by Government (i.e. the taxpayer), with a strict commitment to impartiality.
    The BBC’s television channels should be sold off (1 & 2)or closed down (the rest). Ofcom or the Monopolies Commission should ensure a variety of ownership. A single Public Service channel might be started up, paid for by subscripion or sponsorship, linked to a television British World Service.
    This would preserve what remains of the best of current BBC broadcasting, and dispose of the rest. As long as the BBC continues to be subsidised by the Licence Fee, it has a vested interest in promoting leftist, high-public spending
    policies, and is thus incurably biased.

  47. 124
    Squarebullet says:

    Liebore is achieving millions in terms of media help- and not just from the Broon Broadcasting Club. All news events which get public attention are being marked by an appearance from the Mentalist or a minister acting as if they had orgainised something successful (gritting!), or showing fetching sympathy and life saving organisational skills (Haiti, Yemen defence).
    Of course, all lies which could be deconstructed if anyone were allowed the time to comment- no one ever is given the broadcast time. Naturally,these Liebore figures hardly ever appear in a debate- nearly everything is presented as a truthful statement which doesn’t conceivably require questioning. The public is a becoming nicely habituated to this, and that is the idea.
    The Tories don’t seem to understand the power of these simple tactics- Thatcher completely neglected the growing media/Liebore marriage. Surely we are reaching the final tipping point where either this matter is sorted out, or Liebore just becomes the only group which always controls the country because it has become the only official voice.

  48. 125
    Simon Cowell the Sheeple Shagger says:

    ITV is so shit I’m forced to make my own entertainment!
    Simon: Hello Dolly, what are you going to sing for us today? Take it away Dolly!
    Dolly: Sheeple who need sheeple are the luckiest sheeple in the world…

    You can buy this song at the sheeple market.

  49. 126

    [...] Guido Fawkes then ran with an exclusive story about the BBC inviting Damien McBride to give a speech….  In the meantime, almost unnoticed, the BBC were amusing themselves by getting Anjem Choudary, no longer a member of the proscribed Islam4UK (one assumes) on to Daily Politics to talk to Andrew Neil. The Financial Times waded in with… The return of Damian McBride? and gave a platform for Eric Pickles to do the outraged slings and arrows bit and trot out the old impartiality trick…which I am sure he just does to wind up the liberals and Guardian readers. I have no idea, of course…  “Impartiality must be at the heart of what the BBC does. This raises serious concerns.  Did Mr McBride get paid, were his travel and other expenses paid, did he receive any gifts for attending this event? The BBC must come clean on all these issues.” [...]

  50. 127
    Down with Brown! says:

    McBride’s perspective being that of a disgusting liar.

  51. 128
    Yentob says:

    I cannot begin to tell you how delighted I am to welcome this

    (select your choice):
    a) piece of shit
    b) demented psychopath
    c) ginger tosser

    into the bbc. I’m suggesting he gets a £million at least.



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