McDoom and his cabal of crooks would just blame someone else or let the IMF waltz in and set fiscal targets and blame the IMF for all the hardship everyone will have to endure.

These unspeakable cowards, perverts and thieves, will do anything other than take responsibility for their sociopathic actions.

Classic

He would definitely tell UK convicts to fuck off as well then

There appears to be some confusion related to our forecasting, so on behalf of the Met Office Unit for Global Warming, I would like to clarify our collation of statistical references and methodology.

First, the assumption that winter in the UK is from December to the end of February, is entirely false. We at the Met Office take our work on behalf of the Global Warming Industry very seriously and our statistical analysis of winter, has led us to conclude that winter is in fact from November to March and our records for winter now reflect that fact.

Secondly, to analyse the temperatures, we eliminate all unnecassary and confusing readings, such as low temperature and replace them with the ten highest readings for this period. This ensures clarity and best practice on behalf of our clients and paymasters alike.

I trust this brief outline of our complete impartiality regarding MMCC, will help you all in future, understand the important work we at the Met Office undertake every day, on your behalf.

if Dave took a dump on the Dispatch Box you would try to retreat into some desperate loony conspiracy that it was somehow a wise strategic move

he’s shit
and you know he is

BBC having to carry news of Policy Exchange’s modest (too modest) proposals for a short back and sides.

Auntie’s response: “The BBC Trust said any proposed change must not put the public value of the BBC or its independence against inappropriate political or commercial influence at risk.” – an independence they make no use of under Labour but which will be the grounds for much squawking under the Tories.