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Another video! Woohooo!
Nice Vid Guideo on weird Gordon but it dos not Tackle Dave’s so obviously airbrshed poster campaign.
Dave’s poster ony tells the observer that Dave is a phoney, your pictures of Gordon show that he is real even if Knackered.
Goodness knows how much money and damage has been consumed by the Airbrushed Dave campaign.
Piss off anonatroll
I must have some real cock!
You may not like it but the fact is that Dave’s airbrushed camagn is a massive own goal. Even Tebitt says Gordon has grit and Cameron an open kneck.
Hey anonapenis,
Tebbit is a past it old dinosaur, like Gordon.
Now off back to your Labour masters slave.
And Fuckwit.
Tebbit is a real Conservative, unlike “cast-iron” Dave. We need Thatcher-Joseph-Tebbit to get us out of this mess, not Dave-Gideon-William.
Thatcher-Joseph-Tebbit
It’s even worse than that. Anyone in advertising will tell you the power of subliminals for creating a positive or negative “vibe” about a product.
Having Cameron’s face repeatedly up there with “we cannot go on like this” neuro-associatied with it is a really really stupid message. Brown’s face should be on those posters.
Here is how it works:
After reading the poster once, people know what it is about and stop consciously “reading” it anymore. Every time they see the same poster after that they don’t actively or consciously read it, but sub-consciously they see the face linked to the message.
Every time they see the poster after that they see:
Cameron, we cannot go on like this. Cameron, we cannot go on like this. Cameron, we cannot go on like this. Cameron, we cannot go on like this. Cameron, we cannot go on like this. Cameron, we cannot go on like this. Cameron, we cannot go on like this. Cameron, we cannot go on like this. Cameron, we cannot go on like this.
Cameron, we cannot go on like this.
Cameron, we cannot go on like this.
Cameron, we cannot go on like this.
Why are the tories trying to lose the election?
They gave away about 8% of their support to UKIP, they are putting off their own core support by stealing useless, expensive labour policies and now they are sub-consciously telling the country that we cannot go on with Cameron.
What the FUCK do they know that scares them so much that they want to lose the next election?
By the way, Guido. Please lose that stupid, annoying, pain in the arse full-page advert Layer. I will NOT buy any product that pisses me off when I am browsing and trying to post messages on here.
Mr Ned,
what they know is that United Condom is so deep in the shit that it would take a political Hercules with a silver tongue to get you poor bastards out of this shit!
I know, I know, where is Mrs T when you need her!
Gone do lally I believe!
Old Nick, Thatcher went doolally before she was stabbed in the back by her party. No Prime Minister should serve more than eight years. There is no way that one can remain inside the protection and advisor bubble and remain in-touch with the realities of everyday life for normal people.
Anyone withheld from reality by the lifestyle of a Prime Minister for that long is going to have seriously messed up judgement.
Samantha likes to watch Dave and the bullingdon boys take it up the arse
Fuckwit
Better than wasting £1.5 on the ‘2007′ election leaflets
£1.5 million
Not entirely sure CMD was airbrushed, just shows how low Gordons starting point is, no policies just jokes eh Gordon? continue digging, along with kind
Is there any actual evidence that he was photoshopped for effect?
It’s not so much the airbrushing (which does make Dave look artificial) it is the presidential style. The poster was supposed to reassure the public that the Tories will not cut the NHS (silly policy, it is the first thing that should be cut) but it did make you think “where’s Andrew Lansley?” (yeah, I know he’s the weak link on the front bench and will get the chop soon, but he is supposed to be the health spokesman) and “where’s George Osborne?”. Isn’t George supposed to be cutting the deficit and Andrew supposed to be protecting the NHS?
The presidential style is very Blair-like, and I for one, do not want to go back to the days of Blair.
Broon has a face that could have worn out two bodies.
To Troonite.
OT,see that Burnham let slip date of election,May6th before realising what he had said,this is reported by the Express.
After the election it will be more than just his hair that’s died (Burnham’s got a face like an arse he gets on my tits).
How would a bottom-feeder like Burnham know the election date, apart from reading about it in the papers?
Pull your lips apart and suck my cock, Troonite.
attention seeker
Yeah, well the only thing going for him is, he’s bio degradable. Apart from his eye that is.
See I don’t give a hoot about the airbrushing. I am more interested in the policies of all the parties. If that’s the best Brown has he’s obviously struggling for content.
Picture this: On the News just before. A Cavernous Council Store on a Massive Council Compound with a couple of small piles of Road Grit in the far corners.
The Council official stated that they had to have security in place to protect this valuable commodity. Apparently people wanted to break into a store, and steal some grit. Even without a wagon.
So let me get this right, a stingy plan to limit Road Grit has resulted in the Country grinding to a halt. Costing Billions. The Met Service have royally fucked up again, and the story is that some low lifes want to steal Grit. WTF.
Those stores should be totally full all year. Why else were they built that big?
Not just the roads grinding to a halt. The orthopaedic surgeons will be flat out until July fixing all the broken limbs from street falls… other ops cancelled while they deal with the backlog… so Auntie Mildred’s hip replacement will have to wait and the carers, either relations or NHS will be working an extra 6 months to support her while she waits to be mobile again…
The country is crippled, on its last legs, fucked. This is an ex-country.
Talk about the pot calling the kettle black? So now shitface thinks he’s a comedian.
That’s probably just about right…because he’s not a politician.
He’s got a new scriptwriter, was probabaly practising that all day.
Goiod. While he’s practicing that he’s not conceiving some new fucking muppetry to further destroy the economy.
I wonder if he’s been air brushed?
He deserves to be wire brushed. Slowly and protractedly.
Hey – fair’s fair – Broon’s not a bastard, he’s only illegitimate – his mother’s the only one he got a mandate from and even then it was only a one night stand at a bye election with a Scottish Nationalist :-((
I think, you would benefit from examining your world view and self image
before getting too certain about that. Certainly, this statement can be
considered arrogant and grossly insensitive. Unreal. La-la.
Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhh. Aararrrgggggggghhhhhh.
NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Charlie boy, tell us that you are COOL again, please!!!!!!!!!!
That was absolutely the funniest thing that I have ever read upon this blog!
Go on, please, pretty please!
Charles
You forgot to mention the Graphic Fidelity chip and sign off with “Be gone grasshopper”.
Your not the real Charles H your just another irritating little rebuttal unit troll.
You’re a troll. That’s the beginning and end of it. Idiot.
Jesus. Will that inane fucker not just die.
Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrgggggh.
Without turning into a ramble, I tend to view the world through a Doaist, Buddhist, stoic philosophy which doesn’t always translate to the West without some explanation. It’s a kinda wierd perspective but pretty much compatible with game theory. Most blogs are a bit dry for me but adding some novelty and personal stuff helps round it out. Adding a touch of material like that might help it speak to new audiences.
Charlie
TELL US THAT YOU ARE COOOOOOOL AGAIN!
Self Image…LARF!
You are funny.
Be still Ted Bundy
Charlie boy, you are talking to yourself!
The rest of us are laughing at you or thowing up in disgust!
As one of the rarest of beings on this planet, a Fully God Realised Soul, I have to tell you that your fashionable spirituality makes me want to vomit in your face!
You are as much a Taoist as I am a Tory!
The Truly Free do as they choose!
Sad bastards like charlie boy follow fashion slavishly!
You never listen, keep posting shit, and suck more out of the social capital than you put in. Stop trying
to rationalise or excuse it like some fucking social worker.
CHUCK-BABY-IS IT NOT TIME FOR YOU 9.45 WANK?
His run of the mill Wednesday evening wank, you mean?
To be correct , run of the mill 9 o’clock evening wank(9am wank is down in his diary but optional) at the a pic of Clement Atlee on his wall.
Chuck what have I told you about playing with your cock?-er sorry you don’t have one- but you ARE one aren’t you , you pretenious poltroon?
To Hold Down a Pillow
Book of 5 Rings Musashi
What has your blather and personal issues with me got to do with the topic?
Nutball.
Chalie boy, I think that you might be a bit of a fascist!
and PRETENTIOUS, Charlie boy, very, very pretentious.
It is not very attractive at all.
Charles S Wankwidge-you replied on the wrong thread you imbecile-come back this instance to I have some fun with you!
I am a being with a higher plane. A sort of super being. i am Zen, or maybe Ben? I am Ben -10.
Did I tell you about how I worked on Elite for the Atari dragon HX-5.
Vector graphics are the future. I’m working on GTA Libert city stories with wire frame graphics right now.
It will be a non violent game too. Instead of car jacking you go to AVIS and fill out the forms. Instead of murder, you street mime someone into a coma and then take them to the hospital.
If you want to invest call me at home.
I’m always in.
he’z a lfukin nutah
reverse evolution in action
Whoever fed Gordon that line obviously didn’t think it through…
Probably Al Cambell fed him the line.
Al appears to have a nose problem to me!
As an unreconstucted hippy I know about these things!
Of course Gordoom is such a moron that he would put the tube up his nose and then blow instead of suck!
Nick
see the Belgians have produced another mass murderer. We couldn’t borrow him for a short visit to Westminster ?
Yes indeed, absolutely horrible!
Strange that YOU should mention that. Not that I have been waiting all day for YOU TO COMMENT since it made it into the Teletubbygraph!
My 7 week old daughter (French, by my choice, with not a Frog gene in her body) has not shaved her armpits yet!
Should I be worried!
Nothing is too terrible for Gordoom and his bunch of unmentionables, nothing!
You’re probably better off where you are.
I suppose you’re in 3 ft of snow with howling blizzards, but the schools are open and the buses run on time.
Here it’s 2 inches of snow and Captain Scott has gone out for a long walk.
As you say Res!
We had the first serious snow here today and the gritter popped along.
This is a street on the edge of the village that leads into thousands of hectares of forest, but snowploughed and gritted;everybody gets to work and of course the schools are open!
Eventually you will have to consider emigration seriously.
How could you regret it?
What a fucking disgrace the United Condom has become!
Very,very sad!
But Nick
haven’t you heard of Global warming ?
In 10 years time while you are sat in the sandy wastes of the Ardennes I shall be tending my olive groves and picking oranges. You will have to emigrate back here and may be forced to live in Kirkcaldy.
You utter bastard Res!
With any luck the evil mother in law, who we have no contact with, will be dead in 10 years time and we will have moved to Portugal to claim the inhrtiance and avoid the frogging Ice Age that is coming our way
The Crankies
hey – leave the crankies alone, geddit?
As cameron asked in the HoC this morning ‘ how many labour MP’s are going to put a picture of gordon on the front of their election leaflets’ ?
Likely answer none because as cameron observed gordon is being airbrushed out of the campaign.
That was a funny moment Nell. Labour MP’s who put their hands up sided with the Tory’s, those that kept their hands down were seen not to back their leader!!
For heaven’s sake – it’s a plural: TORIES.
And while you’re doing your lines, reflect on the fact that ‘champing at the bit’ is English as spoken in England.
Mr Chips: perhaps he’s referring to the predeliction of Mandy’s Brazilian rather than an indicator of equine impatience ?
Thank you for the English lesson. Champ v Chomp is merely a variation of dialect apparently. Both appear right. So if it is alright with you I will stick with my tag. Is it really that important to you to comment on it?
I’ve heard there are some George Osborne pics just waiting to be released for public persual sometime before the election too.
A rumour older and more dustier than I an.
Nice try
But utter shit.
I said George Osborne, not Mark Oaten. And they were the subject of the yet-to-be-released McBride emails as I recall.
Do you really believe anybody will give two hoots.?
Look at the mucky antics of all those famous Labour perverts.
They don’t call him Chief Whip for nothing you know.
They’re in the same scrap book as Grodon in a nappy on a rocking horse.
Peter Hain wins this contest
He is an ugly lying bastard !!
The Great Leader, that is !!!
Skin colour is important.Of course it is.
mmmmmmmmmmmm mr speaker, I I I I I…..think….
dick head !!!!
As the ‘Verve’ record goes ‘ when the drugs don’t work, they just make it worse…………..’
I’m not into ‘image’ politics but please – please – can all pictures of Gordon be airbrushed before being released for public consumption?
Airbrushed? Several thick coats of two-pack epoxy, or at the very least, a damn good daub of Hammerite. Preferably something nice and opaque like black.
dear engineer, May I suggest that the word, “Redacted” Descibes your idea with a certain economy of effort?
Excellent suggestion, G.O.M., and with any luck, we can make it permanent in May.
Wrong word
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/redacted
re·dact (r-dkt)
tr.v. re·dact·ed, re·dact·ing, re·dacts
1. To draw up or frame (a proclamation, for example).
2. To make ready for publication; edit or revise.
Deprecate is the word you want.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/deprecate
Oone word is worth a thousand pictures:
Hoon.
Gordon should keep his trap shut about airbrushed photographs. It’s not that long ago that he was seen on American Idol wearing more slap than Lily Savage and promising yet more millions of British taxpayers’ money for mosquito nets.
I love you Sheherazade
Yes we can,and I reckon Gordon can win the General Election
And the War in Afghanistan.
As if anyone wants to see ANY of their smarmy faces looking down on us from billboards?!
I agree with Tom FD, clearly no one thought that fantastic one liner through..
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8457266.stm
“UK economy ‘returns to growth’”
The UK economy grew by 0.3% in the fourth quarter of 2009, a leading economic think tank has said.
Can you guess which one??
Say’s there independant
Broon’s Gran reads tea leaves!
Independent of Reality.
the Met Office
Nope – the met office are too busy still trying to spin their AGW prediction that we are having a warm winter!!
Don’t be negative, Nell, and get that BBQ out into the garden!
Well I tried but the shed door’s frozen solid so I can’t get in there to get the BBQ out!!
Quite so Nell – if it’s so warm, maybe those helpful people at the Met Office would like to help with shovelling the several cubic yards of (apparently imaginary) snow that I have had to shift this afternoon in the tropical South of England! Still only another day’s snow shovelling to go in order to reach the BBQ!
I’d better head back to Melbourne to see if there’s another half day “heatwave” coming for the benefit of the BBC Weather Service…
I wonder how many councils relied on Met Office forecasts in order to plan their stocks of salt.
It seems many did just that Ken – see comment #68 below for just one example.
To Ken.
Probably most of them and on the Icelandic banks as well.
“Nope – the met office are too busy still trying to spin their AGW prediction that we are having a warm winter!!”
Yeah, so “vote blue get green” Dave can bring in Green taxes after the election.
The warm winter is already established in the records at the Met Office, based on the readings from November only.
November was quite warm, so they will just use those. They don’t want to corrupt their already corrupt statistics by introducing accuracies into them.
Correct and they have admitted as much already. Never mind the fact that November is the last month of Autumn!!! Winter is December, January February.
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
There appears to be some confusion related to our forecasting, so on behalf of the Met Office Unit for Global Warming, I would like to clarify our collation of statistical references and methodology.
First, the assumption that winter in the UK is from December to the end of February, is entirely false. We at the Met Office take our work on behalf of the Global Warming Industry very seriously and our statistical analysis of winter, has led us to conclude that winter is in fact from November to March and our records for winter now reflect that fact.
Secondly, to analyse the temperatures, we eliminate all unnecassary and confusing readings, such as low temperature and replace them with the ten highest readings for this period. This ensures clarity and best practice on behalf of our clients and paymasters alike.
I trust this brief outline of our complete impartiality regarding MMCC, will help you all in future, understand the important work we at the Met Office undertake every day, on your behalf.
Simples.Allied to labour.
It was a prediction – ahead of any actual facts to support it. Don’t think that the economy will return to growth before the market has confidence of the UK’s deficit reduction plan. And that does not look like that will happen until either Brown is forced out – or the country rids itself of the current government. And, of course, Cameron actually has a plan.
gordon has told his cabinet that there will be an official announcement, presumably from ONS, on 26th January that Britain has moved out of recession and into growth.
He says this will be their springboard into the election as he can then claim he has led us out of recession and laid foundations for strong growth.
One can only assume that he has told the ONS how to tweek the figures so that he gets the result that he wants.
300bn quid of borrowing (5,000 quid each – man, woman and child – PLUS interest for ever) buys you 1bn quid of ‘growth’.
The economics of the nuthouse. And the deficit still completely out of control. And if we don’t borrow another 180bn quid next year the recession will be back again.
Idiocy has run its course. We are now into pure Terry Pratchett economics.
The BBC Radio news reader was onto this like a kid let loose in a sweet shop this evening. I have never heard someone sound so excited reading a news bulletin. She so desperately wanted to tell us that McDoom had saved the world, but has obviously been told to wait until the “official” figure is released and could hardly contain herself.
Sorry, to be clear, “this” refers to the GDP figures, not the deficit of course (which the BBC doesn’t like to talk about).
But as you’ve said, jgm, the solace of the Grinning Gibbon winning the next election would be to see how the f**&3r deals with an imploding economy as the world shuns UK debt. No blaming the Tories, it would be down to him and him alone.
“No blaming the Tories, it would be down to him and him alone.”
McDoom and his cabal of crooks would just blame someone else or let the IMF waltz in and set fiscal targets and blame the IMF for all the hardship everyone will have to endure.
These unspeakable cowards, perverts and thieves, will do anything other than take responsibility for their sociopathic actions.
As welcome as the recovery I expect It’ll make little difference.The average family knows their going to get the bill.They know Labour never acheives its supposed “efficiency savings” and the country will continue to be flooded with immigrants they’ll get the bill for.Say as they may they back “aspiration” their record reveales otherwise.Asking the hard working mases to vote Labour is akin to the Kulaks voting for Stalin it ain’t gonna happen.Turkeys don’t won’t vote Christmas.
I’m sure if I through a few billion quid at my business it would grow. My business has grown but without borrowing just good old blood sweat and tears. Nu lab are a insult to the working man, the dirt on my hands is from grafting not corruption.
I meant threw, sorry I was educated under the last Lab government!
Labour: Paying off the country’s credit card bill…..
…. With the country’s credit card.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8455089.stm
We’re bankrupt.
TT,Sorry for the Pravda link.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8455089.stm
The U.K. has run out of money!
TT,Sorry for the Pravda link.
“cast-iron” Dave has a plan? Please tell me that it does not involve any more “look at me!” posters. He is such an attention seeker.
Do please stop linking to the BBC: their commentary and views are about as impartial as a 1970s copy of the Morning Star and as steady a reference point as the volume of saline solution Jordan carries about in her chest.
You impugn the Morning Star, sirrah! At least the loonies writing it had the decency not to pretend they were anything other than communists.
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Their web site is surprisingly good. Especially hootworthy though is the article suggesting the Tories should leave Gordon alone to die in peace, likening him to an old bull elephant. A very clumsy and lumpen conclusion regrettably. Nil Pulitzer for that one mes braves.
TT,
I like to think of it as studying the enemy.
SO, since the recession officially started in 2Q2008 we have had 21 months of recession – although that may be cut to a mere 18 months of recession if the figures come in to show 4Q2009 was the end of the recession.
SInce 2Q2008 we have borrowed 300bn quid (and printed 200bn quid of that). That 0.3% ‘growth’ if true shows that for 300bn quid we have bought approximately 1bn quid of growth.
Not exactly what I’d call a commercial return on investment. That 0.3% of growth has cost every man, woman and child in the UK 5,000 quid of after tax money. In the case of my family that is 20,000 after tax quid (plus interest) pissed up the wall to generate 0.3% of growth after 18 months of recession.
And do you know the killer? Those fucking labour jackasses and cocktrumpets will be swaggering about giving it how they ‘took the tough decisions’ to ‘bring about recovery’.
300bn quid buys you 1bn quid of ‘recovery’.
Jesus Christ. What utterly lamentable arseholes.
The word ‘Incompetent’ does not even scratch the surface of their idiocy.
the phrase good money after bad springs to mind
a closer look at the NIESR press release shows a 0.5% increase in industrial production over November
swine flu vaccines maybe?
Maybe the 250,000 “jobs” from the dept of Makework and Underwater Basket Weaving had something to do with it, plus the DT-induced cut-back in Parliamentary expenses. That’ll be about 0,3%
No no no no. Parliamentary ‘expenses’ contribute to GDP. Every dody claim. Every mock tudor beam, every bathplug, every gentlemans relief video – all contributing to our GDP.
Next they’ll be telling us they’re robbing our expenses for our own good and that by asking them to save money we’re ‘trampling on the green shoots of recovery’.
The jackasses.
Ugly little spud isn’t he?
Fuck me.
Useless stuttering c*nt.
I’d like to pull his fake eye out and skull fuck him, whilst Sarah watches.
Yes, I just bet you would.
Make a change from sticking your dick into farm animals wouldn’t it?
You should know.
Yes it would,
Farm animals take what they get.
Brown, however, would wriggle like a bitch, heightening my pleasure.
Wanna watch with Sarah?
You should know.
Like condyloma acuminata, Gordon is the gift that keeps on giving.
He’s more of a Idiobiont IMHO
Oh whoops, another minister has accidentally revealed its going to be a May election. It really is shit when you do that. Accidentally, that is. And you really didn’t mean to. Which they didn’t.
Expect Feb/mar snap election, i’d say
Agreed…I don’t think they’de survive a budget…..the horrible awful truth of their fiscal fuckwittery will be more than Joe Public can take….
Q.E.is about to stop, and Gilt sales will not hold up until May.
Any financial advise I’m sitting between cash and safe shares at the moment (for return of money not return ON money).
Might buy CHF.
When are we all going to buy the “GORDON IS A MORON” song and make it number 1 ?
Only when he steals Julie from Jilted John…
Worth 69p of anyone’s money, even if you don’t actually evrr play it
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Jilted-John/dp/B001N4VVHI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1263415614&sr=1-1
NB Available from most (but not all it appears) outlets
A national co-ordinated effort is required
I’ve downloaded one.
I coud possibly run to 10 more
save it for the election
I only talk about policy not personality and I must say to the leader of the opposition that he looked airbrushed in a poster.
He only talks about personality – he was airbrushed – where we in the Labour party talk about policy.
Aribrush.
Constitooency. Airbrush.
Why doesn’t the leader of the opposition tackle the issues and not personality politics which I oppose on principle. He was airbrushed. The Tories with the polciies of the 80s and the airbrushing apointed Damian McBride and tried to abolish the NHS and airbrushing.
Airbrush.
(Thinking to myself … hope Lord Mandelson can think of another joke for next week – even I, socially inept tosser that I am – realise this one joke is wearing thin… Maybe a photo op with Obama will save me?)
No Gordon, the Obama photo-op won’t work, you’ll inevitably look like you’re masturbating under the table, because you will be.
Besides which, it’s too dark in a broom-cupboard, and too steamy in the Kitchen, for decent photos. Besides which, by now Beach Ohama will have surmised that things were just dandy until he shook Jonah’s hand.
lol – good point, had forgotten about that, Obama was still popular with many before meeting McBust, all gone wrong since then, looks likely to be one-term president… surely the curse of brown deserves some kind of wikipedia article we can all add to – the brown bottom (gold price bottom) has a wiki page…
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.b616ae00a24ef8e49d06735e1603c648.3f1&show_article=1
When voters were asked in a CNN/Opinion Research survey published on Tuesday to rate Obama’s performance since taking office, 48 percent judged it a failure, and 47 percent saw a success.
In addition to all of the above there is the ‘beyond doubt’ fact that Gordon has been crap at his job. – for this alone he deserves to be sacked.
Camoron is certainly looking very “orange” at the moment.
Thought his performance at PMQ’s was very lack lustre.
Has that embarrassed look of a six former who knows he is out of his depth.
All a bit Punch and Judy.
Gordon’s Punch so who does that make the Conman?
Not looking too good is it?
So Brown’s Mr. Punch ?
A mindless puppet with Mandelson’s hand stuck up his arse and dictating his every move. .
Sounds about right.
Gordon Clunk is fisting all of us. It ain’t looking good at all.
Poor trolling from Labour.
It must almost be bedtime for this spotty little cum rag.
Its Scouts tonight so he’s allowed to stay up to 8.30
Scouts? Shouldn’t that be Brownies?
Shouldn’t that be Brownites ?
The gorgon might look better if he were orange.
I hope that Brown’s prejudices about skin colouration are not articulated in his dealings with President Obama.
Are you wearing Geordi Laforge’s uniform, Guido?
Gordon you’re such a complete Hewitt.
Guido, It was great to see the Mr Blobby photo again. That’s the one I think those few Labour MPs planning to use the Brown Brand should use; if only to get some sympathy votes.
I have a tiny bit of sympathy for Brown. He always wanted to be prime minister and found out very quickly that he’s shit at it. He knows he’s going to lose the election, followed by a quickie divorce from his beard, and he’ll only have writing his memoirs and going into the Lords to look forward to. Not that anyone will want to read his memoirs.
Come to think of it, no, I don’t feel sorry for him. He’s shit. Call the election NOW, you useless tosser!
And of course Camoron will be all things to all men.
I’m looking forward to seeing you all whinging about the Tories when they fuck up.
Bring it on.
Dave does have a built-in excuse though.
Have you seen the economy he’s about to get handed? Brown has squandered 300bn quid we don’t have in the hope that it will buy him 1bn quid of ‘growth’.
Nobody has seen the economy he is about to get handed.
He would be very wise to say
“All bets are off until we have looked at the books”.
It will be infinitely worse than they could possibly imagine and far worse than they have allowed for in their calculations.
The starting point is not to believe anything Labour has said on the subject.
It follows automatically that things will be far worse, not better.
To put it another way….
Funding the 300Billion debt will cost about 9Billion a year in additional tax.
So it’s “only” a 9 to 1 loss ratio…
Cameron’s not the messiah. I think you’ll find Cherie already has bought the copyright on that for Tony.
Gordo’s done a SPLENDID job, hasn’t he? He’s helped the poor just as much as Thatcher did!
Not quite. The Baroness gave them hope. Gordo took 10p in the Pound.
And let them buy their council houses at 2/3 market value.
Why Oh Why didn’t the tories use one of those weird pictures of gordon with the caption ‘ we can’t keep on like this’ on their poster instead of the one of cameron?
It would have been a huge vote winner.
LOL! You are so very right. The problem is that Steve hilton is too busy writing gobble-de-gook emails about “gurus” to pay any attention to something like a poster for us plebs.
Sorry to be so blunt, Guido, but that has to be classified as a Video Nasty. Haven’t seen so much sheer ugliness, vileness, brooding malignancy and terror since I last saw a photograph of Ed Balls.
No Emily or Weathergirl, either.
Camorons heading for a coronary.
Mark my words.
‘Tis us who are heading for a coronary because it’s us who are going to to work to have pay the bill for gordon’s profligacy.
Tsk!
‘going to have to work to pay the bill’
It’s OK Nell. Lie down and relax for 10 mins, then check blood pressure. I can almost guarantee that your hypertension will vanish at the beginning of May.
I filled in my self assessment form online last Friday. My missus get really worried about me, convinced that I would have a coronary. I had to have a lie down after seeing how much the taxman wanted, and that’s before Darling’s taxes (Osborne’s after the election) have come into force. And what about Dave’s green taxes? I need to get some blood pressure pills before Dave forces those on us.
Perhaps you need to invest in an accountant?
You, heading for a coronary when you face up to what a sad bucket of medical waste your life is.
Ps: have you seen the ghastly Gordon jogging photo?
Twat.
I jog regularly.Another lie.
It’s a chemical skin peel causing the reddening. Takes years off you. Hurts like heck and causes temporary reddening but leaves you looking election-fresh.
Couldnt you have flashed up a warning first Guido – my dinner nearly came up!
O/T…sorry
Had a telephone call today from a Mumbai call centre. The call went as follows:
“Good afternoon Sir. Have you had an accident in the past two years?”
(I smile as I realise that I’m talking to Mumbai Muppet of the Year)
“Well, yes I have actually”
“What sort of accident was it?”
“My head fell off!”
“Your head fell off?”
(Extremely long pause whilst he consults the list of potential accidents he has in front of him)
“One moment Sir, I will pass you to my supervisor”
“Hello Sir, I understand that you have had an accident in the past two years?”
“Yes, my head fell off”
“Did it happen at work or in your home?”
“I can’t remember since I lost my head”
(Call ends. I’m laughing too much to continue)
I like that, I usally tell them that MR………. is in the west wing and I will just go and get him, the longest someone has stayed on the line is about 20 mins!
My favourite technique, one of many:
Me: Hello?
Git: May I speak to the householder?
Me: I am he.
Git: Hello, my name’s Simon and I’m calling on behalf of Pilkington Glass. I wonder if I might tell you something about our new range of products.
Me: By all means, Simon, I’d love to hear all about your double glazing, but first of all I’d like to ask you if you have welcomed Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ into your life.
Git: [click]
Why do the Nepotists never knock on your door looking for joiners?
Selling doors, door to door, must be the hardest job.
But shurely if you’ve really lost your head you woynt have a mouth and wont be able to speak
LARF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(in a thick German accent) Hmmm, (strokes goatie) Interesting, you say your head fell off, I think this might be a case of wish transferal. Tell me is there anybody, perhaps in a postion of power, that you would like to see decapitated?
When a Labour canvasser knocks on your door:
Invite them in, have a chat, ask some questions, hear some answers. Be nice, take as much time as possible. Cup of tea perhaps?
‘Can I assume you will be voting for candidate X?’
‘No. Get lost’
Much more demoralising than
‘Get to F”ck’ straight away
To IMF.
This one happened to me at the last general election.
Scenario,the missus has been pestering me to dig out a tree in the front garden.
Hard at it and sweating for fun and not best pleased,then this guy wanders up with a handful of leaflets.
Can I give you a leaflet sir,I say who are you canvassing for,answer labour party,my response I am neither interested in the labour party or anything you want to talk about I’m busy.
Does he take the hint does he bloody hell and starts prattling on about labour and their achievements and sticking a leaflet under my nose.
With this am afraid I lost it and said to him,see that bloody big hole were that tree has been,well If you dont f–k off right now with your labour claptrap you and your leaflets will end up in it and I’ll fill you in.
Wife see’s me talking to him comes out and says who was that,oh only a guy who had lost his way,put him on the right track though.
I hate to say it but our dreadful ghastly PM scored over Cameron on the video Guido.
Not the smartest question from Call Me Dave and the ad lib from our moronic Leader was quite good.
Reverse the players and you would all be howling in laughter and praise of CMD
Dougie
you said what you said, it’s too late to creep back now.
You think that was an ad lib do you?
That is very very unlikely.
That was no ‘ad-lib’ that was rehearsed and shoe-horned in at the first opportunity. It was completely out of context.
Just like the ‘playing fields of Eton’ jibe.
If he was as good a politician as he is a comedian he’d still be shit.
You got me, latest Bunker attack line is attack, attack, smear and attack Cameron despite old scrotum face Brown’s weasel lies about being above such things.
Brown is maxing out on the pills guys.
Well it certainly isn’t Viagra! thank God for Duracell
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection
In classical psychology, projection is always seen as a defense mechanism that occurs when a person’s own unacceptable or threatening feelings are repressed and then attributed to someone else.[1]
An example of this behavior might be blaming another for self failure. The mind may avoid the discomfort of consciously admitting personal faults by keeping those feelings unconscious, and redirect their libidinal satisfaction by attaching, or “projecting,” those same faults onto another.
Projection reduces anxiety by allowing the expression of the unwanted unconscious impulses or desires without letting the conscious mind recognize them.
The theory was developed by Sigmund Freud and further refined by his daughter Anna Freud; for this reason, it is sometimes referred to as “Freudian Projection”
He’s Bonkers.
you are an imposter, sir.
but then why should i be surprised. oiks without a brain cell let alone an education.
look cmd will be the greatest disaster ever. he is no tory. hague and davis are the future.
this is all treading water and the sooner the tsunami sweeps these useless hopeless shallow wannabees out to see the better for our country.
now i need to go to work, pay my taxes to pay for my children’s education and obscene taxes to keep the public sector in jobs.
ciao
Some time ago, puffing Guy News, Fawkes promised us a shaggy dog story.
The shaggy dog story joke is essentially very long-winded and ultimately pointless and absurd; and the butt of the joke is the listener.
Did nobody watching that PM Questions pantomime notice how Dave and the Toytown Tories enjoyed Gordon’s rollicking piss-take just as much as the Labour side did?
O/T Leader of Kirklees Council on local telly explaining why they’ve run out of grit. They followed Met Office advice of a “mild winter” and cut their order by 50%!! Now they are under Whitehall orders as the socialst government has nationalised road salt and grit and are not allowed to grit roads of their choosing!! Result – absolute chaos this morning.
This is the cu*t who put a video on You Tube with his jaw swivelling in all directions and eye protruding in one of the most embarressing displays ever seen by human beings (including his own party) and he comments about airbrushing and blushing…there is a special place in hell for him
Yes, it is already reserved, nice and toasty!
” by human beings (including his own party)”
That is one hell of an oxymoron, old son.
DURR – I thought it was a clip from the Batman movie.
Well fl*ck me rigid…… Gordo has said
Defence cuts will shrink UK armed Forces !
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8455754.stm
However The Great Leader has just promised relief money for Haiti ……. WTF ?? the c*nt is promising more of my money for overseas, has the daft twat not seen the potholes in the roads here, local authority budgets cut, the elderly and other bed blockers going without healthcare and long term care ??
Oh….. it has just clicked, The Great Leader is saving the world…..again and again and again and again !!!!!
twat!!
He’s probably paying it through the TUC. ref:- Money Laundering.
I see no signal
Yvette Cooper was showing a bit of leg in PMQs today. Very nice. Ed Ballsup certainly married up when he got her.
Shame about the boat, though. Always looks like a slapped arse.
Stand up Davey “Boy” Camoron.
You’ve been Tangoed!
Bedtime Labour troll.
That sorry excuse for a cock won’t wank itself you know.
I’d hit it…………………………………. with a baseball bat !!
Quality, pure gold Olaf!
If all our PM (allegedly) can do is sling personal insults in the mother of all democracies (excepting Greece, of course), then we are lost as a nation.
Oh that is not all I can do said the Twat
I can fuck things up too
I’ll fuck this and fuck that
I’ll run up a defict
You would not believe
And fuck up the country
And then I shall leave
A massive great debt for your children to clear
When the voters sling us all out on our ear
But the damage I’ll do will be permanent see
You fuckers will not finish paying for me…
etc etc
…of my true loves hair.
Isn’t Peter Hain is head of the Orange Order ?
NO!!!
Obama is orange
I imagine the front bench was pretty flaccid when this one was still there:
http://efrafandays.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/beckett.jpg
Never look at the mantelpiece when you’re stoking the fire, Son.
I’d hit it……………………………….with a baseball bat !!!!!
MEMO TO GORDON BROWN
‘Technology, not policy, will win Election 2010′
If Labour pull off the heist of the century and win the election then you’ll find it will be stamps that will win the election. Lots of postal votes and lots of stamps.
hmmmmmmm postal voting? delayed counting to following day to allow for manipulation of voting papers?? Almost like Zimbabwe ??
Just as long as you don’t get paranoid.
Nice vid – although a shame my personal favourite shots of Brown didn’t make the cut:
1 Wearing body armour and multiple helmets in Kandahar
2 “Dissing” the PC outside No 10 by not shaking his outstretched hand
3 Gurning on Youtube
Plenty of a material for feature length vid next time.
You have to feel sorry for that woman The Great Leader married, she has to jump into bed with him every night and give him a bb bj cim !!
Whilst you wank into a smelly sock!
Then again, i am a massive cock.
She sleeps in a different room (and floor).
…and the door firmly locked!
What about the expression Brown always wears.
The ‘I look like a scrotum with a badly drawn face on it’.
Ooh you bitch!
So if i was right then why the hair dryer treatment ?
Why has assett sale annoucement not been annouced in parliament ?
Higher interest rates in the UK soon ??
You saw it here first
The pound strengthened against all 16 major counterparts, rising at least 1.1 percent versus the Japanese yen and Brazilian real, on speculation the U.K. central bank is preparing the market for higher rates. The Bank of England’s Andrew Sentance was cited by the Guardian as saying policy makers may have to increase U.K. borrowing costs
We need Davey Boy Camoron to get it back up to 15%.
Raging inflation.
Raging unemployment.
Record businessess going tits up.
Street riots.
Oh the joys of a Tory government.
They do it for fun you know.
They inherit these benign economies and they just do it for fun.
Really.
Yes better to stick with
Raging debt
Uncontrolled immigration
The worst recession in 100 years
and invading foreign countries
Go Gordon !
You forgot highest national debt in history.
Highest deficit in history.
Highest unemployment increase in history.
Highest rate of house price falls in history.
Bank rates slashed to lowest rate in history to prevent total economic collapse.
Plus First debt downgrade in history.
To be fair ‘THATCH’ was only born 17 years ago and would not have witnessed Lab’s last effort at trying to run things and the mess they left us in last time, before Tone came power inflation and interest rates were under control, which meant that when you saved money to repair the leaky roof, it was worth something, along with your pension. The mess you TROLLS have committed every man, woman and child to is just the same mess you left the country in 79, so get back to homework preferably maths or if its history homework look up WILSON!
Sounds more like the Labour Government of the 1970’s actually.
Double-dip here we come
Yep. Practically nailed on. The only way we’ll avoid a ‘double dip’ is if Q4 2009 was still in recession. That way it will still be officially the same recession.
300bn quid is an awful lot of money though to buy 1bn quids worth of ‘growth’ doncha think? Just so we can then borrow another 180bn quid next year to kid on to ourselves that the ‘recovery’ is under way.
It could only be more fucked up if Brown had called (and won) an election in 2007 and we had two more years of the fucking imbecile instead of just a few more weeks.
$5000 per troy ounce of gold by the end of the decade. You heard it hear 1st!
If Brown wins the election it’ll be £5000 an ounce by the end of August.
and 500 quid for a bag of potatoes.
I’m not joking. Folk getting all excited about coming out of recession and we’re still borrowing 200bn quid a year and printing the same to buy the bonds.
That’s not ‘unconventional economics’. That’s fucking nuts. It’s ‘can’t see the wood for the trees’ time again. The same jackasses who marched us into this recession on a tsunami of borrowed money are completely reckless as to the consequences of printing 200bn quid every year.
When do you stop printing money? What happens when you stop?
Fucking lunatics. This can only end badly.
It was bad before but borrowing 300bn – 200bn quid of it printed. PRINTED FFS. Just to avoid public service ‘cuts’ and generate 1bn quid of growth is utter insanity.
How are they able to get away with it? Why aren’t The Sun, The FT, The Telegraph etc screaming from the rafters about the lunacy. They’ve seen what a ZIRP has done for Japan. Stock market at 25% of where it was 20 years ago. Property at 20% of where it was 20 years ago. National debt at 250% of GDP.
Fucked.
How are we, with less social cohesion, less of a manufacturing base going to get out of this fucking enormous Labour-shaped black hole of debt?
Utterly fucked.
I worry about your blood pressure jgm2, I really do. Good job there’s a salt shortage.
I heard Broon is trying get the country a IVA worked for Iceland
My blood pressure is fine. Bang-on in fact. GP has one of those automatic blood pressure jobbies in the reception area so have a go just for fun when picking up M-I-L’s prescriptions.
That’s put the pox on it – probably drop dead of a stroke now.
gordon the man without a plan.
He bottled out of calling an election in 2007 at the very last minute despite having spent £1.2million of the nearly bankrupt labour party’s monies in preparation for it by saying that he ‘needed time to set out his vision’
What vision? We’re still waiting!!
gordon the man without a plan.
He bottled out of calling an election in 2007 at the very last minute despite having spent £1.2million of the already empty labour party’s coffers in preparation for it by saying that he ‘needed time to set out his vision’
What vision? We’re still waiting!!
Pass the cyanide capsule.
Happy Nell is on the warpath!
No doubt cyanide is gordon’s drug of choice – metaphorically speaking, in that he seems to have a political death wish.
He has destroyed labour with his uncontrollable rages, by his inability to form coherent policies, by his criminal neglect of the troops in Afghanistan, by fuelling an internal feud within labour that is tearing it apart, by his economic incompetence, by his indecisive non-existent executive management skills that means even militwit has more power than he does…………………..
gordon has done immense damage to Britain per se and history will mark him down as the worst PM we have ever had.
I don’t think they’ll do History in future. It’ll be too depressing.
Besisdes, all we have to look forward to now, is the Past.
I hope Eeyore they don’t do politics or government in the future either because after this criminal, dismal, arrogant, uncaring, troughing, deceitful, 12 years they don’t deserve to ever be in government again!!!
Wake me up when it’s all over.
I think the only thing you’re waiting for is a lobotomy.
No thank you gordon’s already had one and it doesn’t look attractive!
Nell I’ve been waiting for you for years.
Nice one, Nell.
A complete pile up on the M1 is what this government is, problem is it has destroyed Britain in the process.
They have taken fuckmuppetry to a whole new level.
I wish someone would find one of his election leaflets from 2007.
It would be a collectors item and a source of bellyaching laughter for years.
£50.00 offered here!
The only good redskin is a dead redskin.
Strikes me that Dave is as aware as Guido of the ” more to follow” No need to try too hard lest Gorgon starts to get a sympathy vote. Long way to go yet. Slowly, slowly eh Guido?
I felt frustrated at cameron’s gentlemanly performance today – but you could be right
’slowly slowly catchee monkey’
I wasn’t thinking that as I watched PMQ’s
Yeah, look what happened when the Sun went in too hard. Boo hoos all round from the squishy side of the media, the hypocritical bastards.
Did someone say something? Hello? Anyone there?
No, must have been the wind.
He who smelt it, dealt it.
The picture I’m looking forward to is the one of Brown leaving Downing Street to issue the Queen his resignation.
The picture I’m looking forward to is him skulking out of number 10 with Labour holding less than 200 seats. His face drawn from the realisation of the loathing the voters have for his party of all the imbeciles.
The policemen and office staffers all flipping him the bird as he makes his way to his minicab (0207 MINICAB) – a knackered old Datsun Cherry for his trip to King’s Cross.
Kid’s giving it – ‘Isn’t that Gordon Brown? – Didn’t used to be important mummy…?’
Off you fuck Brown you useless, mendacious sack of shit.
I understand that he has said that in those circumstances – if he had the courage – he would text the Queen and jump in the Thames – but he thinks, he says, perhaps that he may possibly dither or…………
Thought I saw the Gorgon with his arm round George Osborne, or was it Piers Morgan?
Hard to tell who your friends are these days.
No it was maguire of the mirror – he’s the only one who’ll give gordon a hug now!!
The UK has a range of laws that might govern this including terrorism and
harassment laws but the main one is it’s unlawful to publish photos that may
identify an individual without their consent. This is fairly loose and
there’s a public interest defence but there’s limits of stupidity and
carelessness I’d rather avoid.
My personal line is that I won’t publish anything that compromises an
individuals integrity or ridicules them. I’m not in it to make people look
ugly or stupid, pull stunts, or leave them feeling exploited. If there’s a
“must take” shot I’d probably take it but would hope they’d sign a release,
or where it’s unflattering that there’s a strong public interest.
I think, this is important from a personal branding point of view. Also, if
people start pulling stunts that makes photography involving people more
difficult in general. Contracts and the heat is a PITA. People are entitled
to some dignity and provoking trouble isn’t good for society. I might never
be a pap but it’s sunny in banana republics… o_O
Speaking of which, I couldn’t resist it and nearly got caught doing it but
got a money shot of a Punk couple on the way home from my afternoon shoot.
(What is it with me and gooey couples?) It was fairly close and from the
rear end so nicely framed and anonymous. (Every time she walked her hips
wiggled a set of bells. It was bloody annoying and loud.)
Aaaaaaarrrrggggghhhhhh.
Aaaaarrrrrgggghhhhhhhh.
Guido. Doooooo soooooomethiiiiiing.
My eyes. My eyes.
No point in asking Guido. You need 3 professionals to section somebody
Nah I read it because it makes me feel very good about myself!
That is why The Infinite created dullard halfwits like Charlie boy ( tell us that you are COOL again) so tha the rest of us could feel that we are not so bad at all!
I didn’t read this because…
a) Too long.
b) Utter cock ( Well, it is a Hardwank production, so nuff said)
Anybody else think this might be the deluded gordon?
There seems to be a tiny minority of bigshots and armchair mouths who do
their best to obstruct progress or make people feel bad.
I think, that’s due in part to the management classes getting arrogant and the usual spoilt office wallahs taking their snotty crap out on everyone else. The feral
media is there to stir it all up to grab a cheap headline.
Yes indeed edballs darling and we know which ‘bigshot’ you think you are don’t we? You poor finished labour party gordon
It’s been staring us in the face all week
Hardwidge is Campbell
This is a problem with not having a fully thought through position and
dealing with the media. The pressure to get a headline or meet a deadline
can fuck things up, and journalists with little life experience or agendas
don’t help. Caveat emptor. Better luck next time, etcetera.
I’ve done stuff and met people so am in the slightly funny position of
knowing some of the real truth behind a whole stack of headlines. I’m
slightly amazed that some Hollywood movies (and comics) contain more truth
than some of the “important” big media articles I’ve read.
Who is irrelevant? Does it matter? Who cares? In an age of cynicism and
information overload it’s difficult to have an opinion about anything
without adding to the crap. I guess, that’s why I’m just trying to tune it
out and focus on what’s important to me and enjoy it while I can.
Got to be related to David Ieke ( spelling?)
Let us have your address and we’ll send an ambulance.
Its Camoron writing his daily diary.
I caught some of that pain at the time and the misery of Thatcher-Reagan monetarist economics and won’t forget it in a hurry. Until I see real proof the
Tories have changed the Dorian Gray act won’t wash.
Charli boy, you are FUKIN HYSTERICAL
you do bring a big smile to my face
you are a BRAIN WANKER of the highest order
DO YOU ACTUALLY WORK FOR A LIVING
New Labour New Brittun
this hoon is wacko
Brown’s current PMQ performance smells less of Mandelson and more of Campbell.
I saw Campbell being interviewed a while back on TV and his overwhelming advice to New Labour was “attack the Tories”.
This is what Brown is now doing at PMQs. No longer struggling to answer the question but rather ignoring it and making attacks on Cameron as personal as he dare and littered with as many lies about Tory policy as he can stuff into them.
And very effective it is too!
So easy to make Camoron look like a complete twat!
President Camoron!
Has a face like a slapped arse.
The only people who have been tangoed are peter hain and tony bliar – I’ve never seen such ridiculous tans on elderly unattractive men .
Then again maybe they should persuade gordon to go off to the tanning shop with them and give it a try – he couldn’t look any worse with a tan than he does now, could he??
It gets more like Eastenders here every day. Let’s nip over and get Nick Robinsons take on things.
A friend of mine is a journalist here in B’ham and met Tone close up. He confirmed Tones Tan is definately out of a bottle, he’d over done it in places, so had patches. My friend tried to take a photo on his mobile but was ushered away by one of Tones guards.
Some good points but apart from the strategic aspects of systems and
personalities, lots of entities in between like companies and marriages barf
up.
Language, products and marketing, and the internet has dipped in
measureable quality as “freedom” and the number of players, or power and
scope, has increased. However, global economic fundamentals remain sound and
leaders are developing at the margins so the overall direction is positive.
One notable thing about Thatcher was the economic improvements she is
alleged to have brought around aren’t that noticeable when compared to
Labour over a similar cycle, and the changes most people take for granted
would’ve h
appened anyway due to internal political and external trade
pressures. However, Britain has only *just* managed to rebuild its core
infrastructure and get fair society back on the agenda for, wait you guessed
it, the Tories to pull the same BS as last time. This is not change.
I just thought, if it weren’t for a limit on the American Presidential term
it’s possible that Clinton would’ve gone down the tubes like Blair over Iraq
or, more likely, the whole stupid thing would’ve been avoided and Clinton
and Blair would still be in office.
This would’ve left a big question mark hanging over the right who’ve shown a dogmatic refusal to change in any
meaningful way. The fact that the Republicans and Tories are so brazen and
able to easily con so many with politicking and marketing would be
remarkable if it wasn’t so utterly dumb.
If any American company with a British subsidiary wishes to donate about $10
million to Labour’s election warchest now would be a good time. Why? Because
only Labour have a strategy for emerging technologies and more cordial
relationships with Europe and Asia. Oh, and that’s a good reason for Tata
Industries and Sony to scrape around their biscuit barrel fund as well.
That’s it Davey boy.
Get it all down.
Get it off your chest.
Did Mr Brown give you a good twatting today then?
Never mind, you’ll still be president one day.
Now try to sleep, there’s a good little boy.
We’ll get sweet f.a. from CameleonDave but at least he is honest enough to admit it….Scoltand has had enough of your NuLabour Cultural Genocide Committe. SNP ya bass
There is a new toy coming out just in time for the election.
The Gordon Brown Inaction Man.
Anything you say to it at all and it spouts the same crap every time.
It does absolutely nothing except scowl and throw mobile phones, but has loads of body armour, ten helmets, and none of the clothes fit properly.
As opposed to the Camoron “Boy” doll which turns orange and shits itself.
As opposed – AS O Fooking POSED? Boy Dolls?
As OP-POSED – you *WANKER*
Labour has a strategy?!! Since when??
The only strategy they have is for gordon to throw nokias at secretaries in his uncontrollable rages, balls to spend spend spend on giving pupils the right to dictate to teachers what they want to learn and how often they want to go to school ( edballs new education bill) , postmanpat on banning waning muslim organisations that have already been sidelined by mainstream communities, aintbustingut’s plan to produce helicopters for 2013 and 2016 AFTER he says we will have left Afghanistan, ………………………….
Failed government . Big Time!!!
Feck me Nell. I think it’s catching.
I think you’re losing it.
Whatever next.
You’re wailing like a banshee!
Calm down Nell.
Take a chill pill.
Bless! It’s gordon who has lost it – haven’t you noticed. What a twit you are!!
Mind the roads tomorrow- travel safely- good night- God Bless!
Are you related to that bloke who used to speak rubbish that sounded quite reasonable until you analysed what he’d said.
Was his name Stanley Unwin or something like that, or are you some kind of mad psychologist, or Professor Strangelove.
Anyhow I’m going to take a copy of your writings to bed tonight in case I have trouble sleeping.
Perhaps you specialise in curing Insomnia. If you aren’t already employed in that field I recomend you take it up, you could make a good living.
That was a reasonable appraisal of the situation. It also shows the clear
split in our understanding or personalities. My personality and inclination
I lean more towards directing than teaching. If I was being snarky I’d say
you were parroting but would also have to admit issues. “Routine” and
“chumming” are not strengths of mine. In that respect I’m probably the Lucas
to your Spielberg (or Hitler to your Stalin on a bad day).
Difficult choice, Hitler or Stalin, but I think we’d all agree that the Germans definitely had the better uniforms.
‘Hitler to your stalin’??
Surely you mean gordon to your mandy??!!
Think that was Camoron. Compared to him Unwin was completely rational.
charles = gordon . Perhaps gordon is trying to forge a new means to make a living after he loses the election by portraying himself as some sort of philosophical nonsense doctor – would fit wouldn’t it?? !!
Do you ever have a day off nell?
Charles = Dr. Gordon, definitely Nell.
PS Whatever ~ It’s cheered Eeyore up, still surrounded by snow in this gloomy corner of the wood.
Good night Nell.
Now that was too long for me Charlie boy!
Look, try to make it short and sweet, you know, sort of Taoist.
You could try!
My name’s Charlie Boy, I am cool!
I would laugh!
Fuck this. You’re on your own Kate, I’m on the next plane out of here. Again.
Twat of the first order.
Indeed you are!
So you agree with 279 Nell?
I’m truly shocked.
No Dear – I agreed with your own comment that YOU are a twat of the first order.
Thanks Nell, form you I take that as a compliment.
Complete nonce.
don’t mock people like me you cripple cuunt
Fair play. Good point well made.
Brownie point for knowing you are a nonce.
Now let me get back to these fucking airhead Tory twats.
The real tat wouldn’t make such an elementary spelling mistake.
As I remember the real tat used an apostrophe in the word c’unt.
He has obviously made such a deep impression on his fans that they wish to rip him off.
He truly is a blogging legend.
innit.
Thatcher’s snatch is too dim to know the difference between a genius like tat and a pale imitation like the above copycat.
What a fucktard you are snatch!
Well said Tat!!
Please don’t mock fucktards.
(flapflapflapflap)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8457067.stm
Aintbustinagut has just announced that he has finally, after much indecision and delay, managed to get two, TWO!!, chinooks ready to go to Afghanistan.
They aren’t there yet you understand – guess it’ll take another six months or so, and they might not need them by the time they get them, but you have to give him credit for his lies, prevarication and laziness don’t you?!!
Just hope they had an airline that worked to pump the tyres up, and also that there was enough left in the kitty to put some fuel in the tanks.
Fuel in the tanks probably but no funds for crew to fly them!!!
I’ve still got some 7.62 somewhere – every little helps.
Oops, you need a proper rifle for that.
That’s reasonable. In political terms this might be, say, like comparing
Wedgie Benn (genuine but wrong) and Daniel Hannan (presentable but shitty).
Genius and insanity are merely an atom apart but like the 0.0001% difference
in DNA between a chimp and a human that 0.0001% is important.
check your %s charles, they are well out
Just as I thought, you are obviously some escaped psychologist.
The guy’s got a valid point. People like Tony Benn or Boris Johnson. Are they mad as march hares or just lovable eccentrics. And does it matter either way?
Charlie is in fact a chimp, or is that chump, anyway he told me that he is COOOOOOOOOL!
Without wanting to write a thesis on British politics, the economy, and
society this is a pressing issue. It’s not just about sclerotic policies and
emotionalising on the left, or bullshit and campaign groups posing as
charities on the right, but really is about real opportunities and real
peoples lives.
I had more to say but trimmed it as it started to ramble and I couldn’t get
my head around how to conclude it. I was lurching off into politics again so
snookered myself on a Matrix style thing like you had going. But, yes. I
agree there’s value in seeing this bigger picture. Whether individuals or
the hive mind buys into it is another story.
Memories post Crewe & Nantwich
David Cameron says – on the Labour campaign which painted the victorious Conservative candidate Edward Timpson as a “toff” –
“It was in many ways the end of New Labour. I think it was a great mistake.”
Labour backbencher John McDonnell
“Things are just going from bad to worse for the Government. It would be an immense misreading of the situation for New Labour ministers to dismiss this result as simply mid term blues.
“The Prime Minister’s re-launch after the disaster of the local election results has proved to be totally ineffective.
“This result demonstrates the overwhelming anger and contempt in which New Labour is now held by our traditional supporters.”
“The lesson tonight for the Labour Party is that it is change or bust.”
Harriet Harman
“The Tories were the beneficiaries of people’s concerns ……they do want action on the economy, they are worried about the increasing oil prices and food prices and they have objected to the way we dealt with the 10 pence tax issue.”
It’s bust !!! innit
New Labour and National Socialism. Two sides of the same coin.
No. How about Blair and Cameron?
Handsome is as handsome does…
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Sorry about the lack of Tinyurls. have you seen the time?
What happened to the ‘Dave is shit on purpose’ conspiracy theory Guido?
Everyone knows Brown is safe after the botched coup attempt so there was no reason for Dave to continue being shit this week even if the theory wasn’t apologist bollocks.
In fact it was the biggest open goal he’s faced in ages and Dave ran up to the ball and fell over. Yet again.
William Hague will be crying into his beer tonight at Dave’s performance as he would have scythed into Brown and done him like a kipper.
The way McBruin is inclined to blow a gasket with DC he could just have a coronary.
Cue all sorts of sympathy from MSM plus “look at what the nasty tories did to our beloved leader”.
pathetic
if Dave took a dump on the Dispatch Box you would try to retreat into some desperate loony conspiracy that it was somehow a wise strategic move
he’s shit
and you know he is
The tories should put a picture of Gordon on their billboards with the caption:
Airbrush this Bogeyman
… then McSnotgobbler wipes it on his tie. Ughhh…
Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia , as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks.
Separately, Rudd angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation’s mosques. Quote:
‘IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali , we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians.’
‘This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom.’
‘We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society, learn the language!’
‘Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.’
‘We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us.’
‘This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom, ‘THE RIGHT TO LEAVE’.’
‘If you aren’t happy here then LEAVE. We didn’t force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted.’
That’s what we said,but did whitey listen to us?
Hahahahahahahahaha!
Classic
He would definitely tell UK convicts to fuck off as well then
Amen to that.
Bravo
Sadly it looks like it is a hoax. http://www.hoax-slayer.com/howard-muslim-speech.shtml Was originally attributed to John Howard a couple of years back
Very unfair totally out of context , hair dryer treatment , trying to frame it that way , you cannot recognise it within the law , come on you dont give people third degree for being right ?? whats the point !
It is a big enough task as it is (slaps forehead) do you only see in one way , the ruin is a liar and his party corrupt , did you not think it would leave a justice debt . Why did you expect it to come form the village .
who do you want to drive the blind or the bonkers , strike a light guv , someone has been playing a very dirty game indeed , not that it will do them any good , how else do you explain the mass social fail , eating too many twinkies ?? State mind control is fundamentally flawed, in the final analysis it removes somthing vital for law and order . Just seeing the levers is not enough .
I would prefer it if you didnt do that again , its the wrong tool for the job
posted by fabian solutions on the telegraph/tebbit blog by fabian solutions, the marxist/liebour party.
“David Tennant: “I would rather have Gordon Brown than David Cameron. I would rather have a Prime Minister who is the cleverest person in the room than a Prime Minister who looks good in a suit.
Ouch!
Brown, Campbell and Mandelson have never lost a general election. Their last stand will not be pretty and they will give everything they’ve got.
In Churchill’s words, “You ask, What is our aim? I can answer with one word: Victory – victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival.”
The “great big clunking fist” will beat the Tories and UKIP to a pulp.”
They certainly would look good sat next to stalin. they are not fit to wipe churchills arse even.He wouldnt let scum anywhere near him. Rot in hell you marxist criminal lying pigs.
Quite right. Tebbit’s blog’s become an instant success. Lord Norm doesn’t know what’s hit him. A voice of sense in a sea of floating turds.
As I life long Conservative I’m looking forward to voting in the next election. I’ll be voting for NuLabour, so too will many of my friends. After all, it will be more fun to see that useless piece of shit and his gutless Ministers having to stay in power another 5 years trying desperately to climb out of the fucking hole he has put this country in. Another 5 years of lies, incompetence and spin will finish the Labour party for decades and will see that the whole country will realise that it was Labour who got us into this mess, and it was Labour who failed to get us out.
Cameron, send a message out to the troops, “Vote Labour”… I’m away to open another bottle of Petrus.
I see your point but can we really put up with another 5 years of that C*nt ?could you imagine him thinking that people actually like him ? armed with his magic cheque book he would bankrupt this country for eternity !
what i do want to see is how many “Day’s” into Camerons leadership it will be before the Lie-Bore scum start blaming the tories for the state of the country ! and how many “Hours” after their defeat they finally dump him ! the way i see it Lie-Bore know the real state of this countries finances and dont want to win the election but want to keep as many seats as possable so that when the tories have turned the economy round in 5 years time they are in a good position to get back in and fuck it up again history shows this to be the case !
Only Gordon could have brought us the thaw.
His carbon burning escapades at Copenhagen must have finely tipped the delicate Earth balance in favour of enthalpic change as a counter measure to the great Freeze.
Of course it was all planned – like his grin.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8458271.stm
BBC having to carry news of Policy Exchange’s modest (too modest) proposals for a short back and sides.
Auntie’s response: “The BBC Trust said any proposed change must not put the public value of the BBC or its independence against inappropriate political or commercial influence at risk.” – an independence they make no use of under Labour but which will be the grounds for much squawking under the Tories.
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Day off? Don’t be silly – gordon has taxed us so far to the hilt that , even though we’re retired, we still have to work full time. Harpy harriett is enshrining the point in law as we speak!!!!
Do you ever stop for breath Nell?
Funny walk though but killed a lot less of their own
That why you’re so bitter Nell?
“even though we’re retired, we still have to work full time”, Labour policy in a nutshell.
What’s bothering you? The fact that I’m retired, still working, and have more energy than you??!!
I actually think you’re quite sweet Nell.
Feisty and sweet
Politically off the wall, but hey, who’s perfect?
Bitter?? You idiot!!
Enjoy life while you can it’s what I do – I’m not gordon, I haven’t got time for bitter.
Try the Swim, Gym and spa club – or lunches out, in between working. Th met offices promise( at gordon’s insistence) of an AGW mild winter is still awaited and not likely to happen, therefore I won’t suggest the BBQ which is frozen into a corner of the garden!!
So Gordon is also responsibile for the bad weather?
Well knock me down with a twizzle stick!
Having said that I quite like the snow.
Still I’m sure when Camoron becomes President we will have sunshine throughout the year.
Barbecue winters!
Always a silver lining eh?
FirkinL maybe you aint too bad.
But of course you like the snow – no doubt you haven’t got to get up at 6.30am tomorrow.
As it is, I have.
Look forward to talking to you tomorrow.
Good Night . God Bless.
Goodnight, sleep well.
K-SWEEEEERRRKK!!! (ting) OOZEACHEEKYBOYZEN! (tweetle) PF-PF-PF! (cackle)
“Merrr Merrr Merrrr Mister Sp.Sp.Sp.Speaker! I am being so terribly clever!”
You can always tell when Mr Brown thinks he is being terribly clever.