Dr Anthony Seldon has written measured biographies of John Major and Tony Blair. his biography of Brown will be published in the autumn. That he intends to end the story on election day is revealing isn’t it? Seldon clearly thinks Brown’s political career is finished.
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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
BOGRAPHY Guido?-Freudian slip?
Yes, it is a crap subject.
Brown. The only Prime Minisiter to have his b(i)ography published by Thomas Crapper and Co., Ltd.
The opening sentence: “It all started in America…”
And finishes: “Sitting here, waiting for the nurse to visit, I start to wonder when or if I’ll ever again see whats-her-name, Sarah.”
Do stop talking twaddle,
Seldon is the most crawling lickspittle I’ve had the misfortune to hear in years
He was talking about Blair in hushed Saintlike tones only yesterday trying to claim Blair did the right thing in Iraq, never cared about WMD and wouldn’t dream of lying to the country
He’s a repulsive odious apologist for everything Blair has ever done
That as he maybe, what drone would ever contemplate buying a book about Brown’s failures? Just watched his appalling scowling on PMQ’s. The man is repulsive.
If I had to choose a neighbour between Brown and OBL, I’d go for the nutter with the beard.
Surely they are both ‘nutters with…..’?
I’d have thought he could rap it up well before autumn.
better to sell a meagre 10,000 of them late summer 2010 than none at all in 2025
Who will want to read Browns biography by autumn –
“Gordon Brown ? Oh yes, he was the tosser who fucked everything up”
But surely the MOD will have placed and paid for the whole print run. As soon as they are available they will be shipped out to Afghanistan, where our troops, ever resourceful but short of resources, will put them to use wiping their arses.
Fick Brown – fick him and labur infidels
Brown should be put as a permanent exhibit in the Dome.
Maybe he can be put on a treadmill to walk one revolution for every thousand pounds of nation debt he created.
We could watch all that fat slip off the sweaty bastard – two pounds of flab every day.
Surely McMental is a regular jogger and would have no trouble with a treadmill.
There is no dome anymore, that was a catastrophic failure and international Joke under labour. Under private enterprise it has been re-invented as the world’s leading concert venue and it has become a massive success.
You could not have a starker contrast between the outcomes of labour running something, vs Private enterprise.
The Tories started the Dome, didn’t they?
one revolution per penny is much fairer
go on Dave you know you want to ask him, go on, go on.
It came out last week that Dave has been going soft of Gordo on purpose. That could just be arse covering a string of bad performances.
I expect them to save any taxing questions or Gordon beat downs until the phoney war is over.
Ths one book where the subject matter will NOT have a happy ending.
Does anyone think Brown will top himself?
Hmm….it needs a measure of competence.
Don’t worry, I ‘d give him a hand!
Listen. I’m getting on with the job of slitting my wrists while the Tories are busy choking on their oranges. I’m the right man to lead us out of this mess because my cabinet is too weak to wield the knife.
You could hardly expect him to get that right and what is more he would even be late for his own funeral. Bet Kirkcaldy would not turn out like Wootton Bassett for the worst PM ever.
He’s too bloody useless – he’d never get it right.
How could he find his wrists? He doesn’t even know his arse from his elbow.
he couldn’t get that right either…would be interpreted as ‘cry for help’..best chance is sarah sitting on his kisser for a few hours and drowning the shifty rat
The Gorgon has no foresight or self-knowledge. He arrogantly, blindly sticks to ‘I will survive’, as if that were the triumphant point! When he goes he is likely to take the Labour Party with him. I don’t vote for them, but such a wipeout as is likely may not be healthy for democrarcy. It’s not merely his own political career that will be finished.
Good. I would love to see them completely wiped out never to trouble us again…. ever. They should be left as the festering stain on history they truly are.
Ditto.
couldn’t have put it better myself
I’d like to see him swinging
I’d like to see him smoking. Like in ‘The Green Mile’ where the asshole character fails to put water on the head sponge. I would have cunningly rendered unconscious the guy in the booth, so he couldn’t cut the juice.
The only interesting thing Seldon could do is to provide us with the truth about Brown’s mental illness…
The rest is just so sordid that it should not be published…
I’m sure it will all come out when the labour scum don’t have seats or expenses to worry about any more.
I wonder if the fat, scottish, one eyed berk has any idea just how alone he will be once the election is over?
He’ll always have his Beard…
Are you sure he wont have a forced shave?
at least the index will include
James Gordon Brown, Prime Minister,
and breakdown during General Election,
and COBRA Road Salt Shortages, blames Baroness Thatcher
and General Election Defeat.
and appointment of Horse to Brussels 2009.
and record Tory Lanslide May 2010.
and sectioning in Broadmoor Secure Psychiatric Wing.
and Rocking Horses.
McGuire today writing that growth stats to be published next week will show some growth. How does he know for sure. If he got told, then there is an unsurprising leak in the government, in turn implying an unsurprising but worrying leak of the (prelim) stat by the stats bureaucrats moved to wales to buy a few votes there.
More to the point, if growth has materialised in Q4 despite today’s disappointing industrial output stats, don’t be surprised if Brown goes for March elections, which still have many advantages for him (no budget update, tax hikes not yet visible, etc).
Always makes me chuckle to see middle class Labour types spit their dummies out about the Daily Mail and the Sun but seem oddly blind to the torrent of lies and awful tabloid journalism that belch forth from the Mirror every day. Hmmmmm
Agree, but perhaps more worrying is that labour have bribed the somewhat more creditable (not in my book) guardian to do its bidding through placing all those public sector job adds in the guardian – this i regard as campbell’s master spin ball – look also how many guardian islington reporters commentate on the beeb
since time began the Guardian has been a leftist puff piece pusher..just fucking ignore the twats
Labour was jumping the gun with ‘The recession is over’ back in mid-October a few days before the official figures came out.
Most folk reckon that printing 200bn quid and borrowing 300bn quid since the recession officially started 21 months ago ought to have bought us a single quarter of ‘growth’ by now and so it will be a major surprise/catastrophe for Brown if it hasn’t.
It’s not real ‘growth’ though. It’s just more ‘growth’ borrowed from our kids. 300bn quid to rig a single quarter of ‘growth’ so the jackasses can claim the economy nwas ‘growing’ when they were thrown out of power.
Christ.
What mendacious, incompetent jackasses.
You are correct JGM2, but do not expect that reality to be reported on the BBC anytime soon. Sadly, the tories are also unlikely to pick up on the fact that labour have been so intolerably incompetent and grasping as to borrow half a trillion quid to attempt to buy a quarter of growth to present the utterly false image of a recovering economy. The tories cannot hit a barn door at point blank range these days. It’s like they do not want to win the election.
(that is not an indication of any change in my feelings regarding the tories, but a realisation and acceptance of the fact that the tories are capable of giving this fact the publicity it so richly deserves, any other party would be ignored completely by the media.)
What the Labour Government is really saying is, look the economy is fine, because we have paid our credit card bill, …..with our credit card!
FUCKWITS!!!
It’s time we sent BP down to the Falklands to drill for oil. Maybe that could pay off the Nation’s debt. We better think out of the box or the country is fucked!
Borrowing a 1/4 of GDP to get GDP “growth” to rise in a quarter?
Fuckity fuck we are so fucked.
GDP is around 1.6 trillion, so borrowing just over 1/3 of GDP to get one quarter of growth.
Err, not borrowed, printed. Lenders are already turning their backs (Pimco etc). If we are lucky we’ll get one percent ‘growth’, from a low base, for one quarter. Take out the effect of the printed money, GDP has probably dropped 15-20%. And that ain’t coming back anytime soon ladies. Still, that’s the end of the welfare state within sight, whoever wins. Gotta love the irony there.
Watching the Campbell saga yesterday, I couldn’t help thinking that he increasingly looked like Nipper the dog as featured in an earlier colour version of a music company trade mark… then a devine light hit me. His Masters Voice, exactly and that is what we had….
I can’t see it selling.We’ll all want to forget him as soon as we can.Perhaps in twenty years historians may want to revisit the fall of the worst PM since Lord North.
Will it fare better or worse than Gordo’s book on Courage?
In need of cheering up I often visualise a pub quiz in 10 years time when the question is posed: ‘Who was the Prime Minister who was never elected and never won an election?’ – AND NOBODY KNEW THE ANSWER.
Alec Douglas-Home.
I claim my five pounds or a night out with Harriet Harman (second prize two nights).
Second prize.. a NIGHT IN with Harperson!
can u imagine a night ‘up’ harman…
You sick, sick, sick man!
James Callaghan ?
If only Brown’s grip on reality was as tenacious as his grip on power …
LET US PRAY
Our Pariah, which art in Downing Street,
Hated be thy name.
Thy government come,
Our Nation’s wealth go, in 2010 as in the 1970’s.
Give us this day our daily soundbites
And forgive us our tirading against those who tyrannise against us
And lead us not into another term of office,
But deliver us from evil
For thine is the catastrophe, the penury and the gloom
For ever and ever. Amen.
Hope Seldon is wrong and we have many more happy years with Brown as our master……only joking….
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
“…. and so, with Brown holding his head in his hands, slumped over his desk on which were strewn the conclusion of a Labour Party decimation in the GE 2010, I withdrew from the room, stepping carefully over the shattered remains of several Nokia phones.
I then quietly made my way along the corridor and the sounds of Brown sobbing quietly faded into silence.”
Only to be brushed aside as a dozen heavily armed police stampeded up the corridor to throw Brown unceremoniously onto the street.
Where he was greeted by a delegation of concerned citizens armed with piano wire.
STOP STOP!!! Cried the burly superintendent, motioning to the crowd that this was NOT how we do things here. “This wild, uncontrolled mob brutality cannot be allowed to stand! It is wrong, cruel, barbaric and above all, far far too quick!…Someone, fetch me a cat’o'nine tails. Let’s flail the bastard to within an inch of his life….
The crowd stood back and allowed the superintendent to take Brown by the hair and drag him over to a lamp post …
Whereupon Prime Minister Cameron emerged from the shadows and declared that a fate worse than death awaited the fallen leader. He would be imprisoned in the Bank of England and be made to shovel boom and bust until the end of his days while regularly undergoing anal examination by Prudence with a strap-on.
^^^^
Oh, I really do hope so
Just watching government live on BBC, one would have though it was the scottish parliament, not the british one !
It is the Scottish parliament. It has been for years. The one in Edinburgh is only for show, don’t you know.
Brown finished on election day shocker – blimey have you run out of anything new and/or interesting to say?
It will be delicious. The Tories need to make sure they video the moment Brown is bundled out of number 10 and into a waiting taxi. His face stained with the salt of unwiped tears. Bags under his eyes down to his knees. The realisation of just what the reward is for 13 years of economic incompetence.
Labour reduced to less than 200 seats.
The Tories could sell that and cover their election expenses in a one-er.
Set up speakers outside number 10 with that old favourite football song…
‘Yoooou’re shiiit and you know you aaaaare…’
I hope they have the crowbars at the ready to prise his fucking apeman nuckles off the bannister !
They can use a fucking chainsaw for all I care.
That’ll ruin the banist- oh.
Got it.
Things never got better!
Followed by…
‘ Are you Mugabe in disguise…’
His Shitty Book will by then be yesterday’s news
and destined for the Pulper
I wonder how much research he did on here ?
We really only need an update of Tom Bower’s masterly laceration, there’s plenty of material.
Here’s my version of his biography:
Gordon Brown is an insidious and most foul of human beings
full stop.
Brown: FUCKWIT!
’nuff said really!
Update to oldfella version:
“Gordon Brown was an insidious and most foul of human beings
full stop.”
It will be two taxi’s
one for Sarah and the kids to her mothers house
And one to Broardmoor for McMental !
‘… her mother’s house’? I think there is a special friend who’ll do the necessary.
Isn’t the creepy Seldon having it both ways? Brown loses general election – end of story. Brown wins election – contract for a further volume.
Gordo will continue beyond the election, in fact he will be full of himself even more, more insain than even now, but at the confrence he will step down sighting health reasons.
Labour will let him go quietly.
What I am sure we would all like is a kind of big bang, with Gordo going completely insain and trying to strangle someone because he is right and is always right and why don’t you understand, then breaking down into tears, but Gordo is just a little too strong to do this.
I still want to know when all the Gordo secrets are going to come out, you know all the “little secrets” that we all know but can not say because of fear.
Nudge, Nudge, wink, wink, eh Gordo…
We know!
More time for Farmy Farm for Gordo!!
the kind of big bang we would really like is the …kerbooooooom sort on a lonely scottish moor with his nuts firmly clenched in his teeth
> Brown’s Biographer Thinks He’s Finished on Election Day
He’s certainly not the only one. Perhaps the headline should start with the word “Even”.
“You don’t need to be a clinical clinical psychiatrist to see that Gordon Brown is gurning loony hanging onto his warped version of reality by the last few hairs on his shrivelled scrotum.”
No, but it does help you name all the exotic mental conditions indicated by his dizzying array of mental symptoms.
is a Redaction Defecate Plan!
Look down the list…he has never had a proper job…..no industrial or commercial experience in private industry…says it all!! W*nker!
Never held a driving licence
Never owned a car= no idea of private trasport costs
In 1185 the cruel and incompetent Byzantine emperor Anrdonikos was executed by being handed over to the mob. Wikipedia records:
“Isaac handed him [Andronikos] over to the city mob and for three days he was exposed to their fury and resentment, remaining for that period tied to a post and beaten. His right hand was cut off, his teeth and hair were pulled out, one of his eyes was gouged out, and, among many other sufferings, boiling water was thrown in his face, punishment probably associated to his handsomness and life of licentiosity. At last, led to the Hippodrome of Constantinople, he was hung up by the feet between two pillars, and two Latin soldiers competed as to whose sword would penetrate his body more deeply, and finally his body, according to the representation of his death, was torn apart. “
Too quickly despatched in the case of Broon.
A brazen bull would be fitting, given what McMental is prone to spout. We could sell tickets at the O2 Arena. From Wiki:
Perillos said to Phalaris: “[his screams] will come to you through the pipes as the tenderest, most pathetic, most melodious of bellowings”
“It started in America”
“British jobs for British workers”
“No more Tory boom and bust”
We could round up all the Quislings and let them meet a similar fate, one by one. It would take months, but think of the revenues from PPV – we could pay off the national debt.
‘I am getting on with the blow job’
Cannot be used as toilet paper as there will already be Brown stuff on both sides of each page.