Totty Watch : Hot Under the CCHQ Collar
Guess why Lord Strathride turned up to the CCHQ phone banking launch party last week:
Seems Pickles is rather fond of the CCHQ receptionist too…
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Max Clifford says…
“Most people want to read nasty things about people, not nice things.”
DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
“like being under a wardrobe with the key in…….”
who are you noncing guido? tom strathclyde or the bird?
Banking launch or bonking launch ??
Why is all this totty working at CCHQ? Who is Cameron, Pimp Master General?
They should be out on the campaign trail in Harriet Harwoman’s constituency.
if you were recruiting, who would you pick?
that’s right – the best person for the job……
it was a choice between girls who wear stupid christmas hats
or girls that look like Ann widdecombe who would you choose ?
No you give the job to the girls with the shortest skirt or biggest tits.
Exactly
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/01/11/it_developer/
Sexual harassment forms ae in the bottom drawer of the filing cabinet, love
er, unless you were a Liberal.
Yes but have you seen the size of my bazookas?
Very nice, but I will stick with Emily Nomates, thanks Guido.
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Munters
Robert Palmer’s let himself go a bit (credit to Peter Mannion)
Oh, I don’t know. He looks pretty good considering he died 6 years ago.
As a man who spent much of his Eighties in a silver wig, tight leopardskin spandex and eyelid glitter (you, not me) that sounds a little pots ‘n kettles.
My eighties?
Now then, now then, I’m not Jimmy Fucking Saville, you know. I had that Lamahl in the back of the cab once. Don’t talk to me about Sigue Sigue Sputnik (cont’d page 94)
Did I ever tell you Jimmy Saville sent my mother flowers when I was born? All very touching I thought, until a few years ago when I realised otherwise, the snowy groomer.
I am crying with mirth
Look at the tits on that….
pickles, that is.
Waste of a pic Guido; that would have been perfect for the Friday Caption: Pickled Edition.
Huntley & Palmers
Box of assorted creams?
I like the one with jam in the middle
I’m rather fond of a Bourbon or two, actually.
Chocolate finger?
Ding dong!
Cameron says he is going to stop the sexualisation of children. Will he also do something about elderly nonces like the ones in Guido’s photos?
that bird must fancy Pickles: she’s got a model of him on her chest
and she’s got the horn……
I thought you meant she had a large “Right Tit”
Enough of these bitches, let’s talk about the parliamentary totty!!! I personally favour Jo Swinson (Scotlan somewhere)-I’d ride her all day and night, breaking her in before her LibDem boyfriend could stop me, so I claimed her for the Right. Nice and succulent!!!
I’d also like to shit down Julie Kirkbride’s throat as she used to be fit but is now a big (expenses claiming) muther
Good to see Harperson believes in equality by having Barbara Keeley as her deputy – helping the minorites of the distressingly fugly.
Hmm, Jo Swinson. You’re obviously a breast man rather a face and arse.
All the blokes seem to be looking at the women’s faces, at least.
Obviously gay
You know why the search engine was named google, because they didn’t want to alienate the female search engine users with “oogle”.
“go” “ogle”
Perhaps we’d better arrange an airlift. Most of those poor souls at CCHQ look half-starved and exhausted from overwork, poor lambs.
Strathride is well known for his “appetites” as anyone who’s got a sharp eye and attended conferences these past few years will attest to.
Was Tory Bear there to shake Strathies hand?
…but it was the blue bear who followed in Strathies ‘footsteps’, so surely he should be congratulating the bear?
I never thought i’d say it but Peter Mandelson’s got more chance of shagging a woman
than Eric Pickles !
You’re right, Eric’s not that way at all.
The receptionist looks scared, maybe she is worried Pickles is going to eat her.
I love it when my boyfriend eats me….except when he hasn’t shaved for 2 days…OUCH!!
Olivery Hardy Xmas impressions,
on my DVD £9.99 via CCHQ
Thats it, I’m applying to be a Conservative MP – thats why they employ them in my view, to attract proper blokes who like nothing better than to be parachuted into blond Heaven. Tally Ho Skip!
Both those fat bastards have enormous flabby double chins. Nobody with a BMI of over 25(*) should be allowed anywhere near the Houses of Parliament.
(*) and anyone thinking of mentioning rugby players having a BMI of over 25 can fuck right off (unless a professional rugby player)
are you one of dickheads who were shit at sport when you were at school and think you can make up for the fact later in life?
Like Gordon and his Rugby exploits, perhaps?
Speaking of which, where are those team photos and team-mates’ stories?
What a blind side flanker…
A career in Politics is an ugly cu*nts way of getting sex.
I was a young,tall, slim,with a good SOH and not bad looking security bod in the 90s.
With the poxy shiftwork my seven years at Parliament was the most barren period for nooky in my fucking life.
Can you imagine my disgust to find even that ginger dwarf Robin Fucking Cook was shagging his good looking secretary.
Indeed there was a whole lot of fucking going on in Parliament but I weren’t getting any.
What!! Cook’s secretary good looking!! Sour faced slapper, more like. Get yer eyes tested.
She was better looking than my Right hand.
who is the guy who looks like the guy from Coronation street?
Wait till the Tory Boys see my thighs and arse!!
don’t do saddles that big
Why don’t the pics show anything below waist level?
Because Pickles’s waist is of infinite radius.
Like Labour’s black hole of debt.
Labour’s black hole doesn’t have a prick below it
No, but it has a prick behind it …. Gordon Brown.
When will all these fat, ugly, disgusting old men realise what young attractive girls really think of them! And it’s not come to bed with me! Apart from Prescott and Mandelson, is there anybody more repulsive than the obscene bloated Pickles
Gordon Brown?
Mrs Pickles and + of course good old Wilfred Pickles – you wouldn’t want a cuddle with him now.
Give him the money Mabel.
Plus Pickles the dog wot found the World Cup
O/T but of interest to conspirators:
Below are extracts from today’s Coventry Telegraph.
A defence of Bob Ainsworths role in the Snow Plot,
His apologist is a Labour Councillor.
The interesting bit is that councillor is also Political advisor and speech writer to one Harriet Harman!!!
“COVENTRY MP Bob Ainsworth is “angry and frustrated” by rumours that he is set to quit as Defence Secretary.
Sources close to the Coventry North-east Labour MP say he was “utterly irritated” by national newspaper reports yesterday, attributed to Cabinet sources, of tension between Prime Minister Gordon Brown and Mr Ainsworth which could result in his resignation.
It was alleged Cabinet sources believe he is “very unhappy and disillusioned” and that Mr Brown called him to a private meeting about their relations, denied by sources close to Mr Ainsworth.
But his close ally, Labour city councillor Phil Townshend, said yesterday: “Stories in several national Sunday newspapers that he may resign as Defence Secretary are without foundation.
“I talk to him on a regular basis and I can tell you his entire energies are directed to doing the best job possible as Defence Secretary, particularly on behalf of our troops serving in Afghanistan.”
Good Lord, man! Get a grip! Eric was only admiring her rack!
Her antlers, you silly Billy!
How long does Ainsworth have to wear that joke moustache until he wins the bet?
It was in my Christmas Cracker so piss off
It is his Fred Kyte ‘tash!
Never believe anything until it has been officially denied.
This crap about Brown now more determined than ever to “go on and on”.
If this was France or any other European country,this grotty piece of crap would have been politically executed ages ago.
What is it about the British that allows this nonentity to stay here – what exactly is everyone afraid of?
Just get him out – stage a coup,take him away never to be heard of and get on with the General Election.
Yes, but David Scotch Tennant thinks he’s fantastic, so he cant be all that bad
How can you get away with a title like that without it being changed to The Hoon of Monte Christo ?????? I was going to change my name to Huhnery Pies MP but it was changed by the auto mod.
In regards to Brown saying he will serve a full term if elected, that alone must be worth hundreds of thousands of votes for the Tories.
See, they changed the script. I’ll see if it works in my title.
It does work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s amazing you can get away with being a C*nt by listing it as a title.
David Tennant(s)? Who?
Assuming both Gentleman were not wearing trousers or undergarments, I would vote for them and all they stand for
Politics – show business for ugly people … errhh, improbably obese, and just plain thick masquerading as sensible, in Pickles’ case
A bit unfair on Pickles – It is Lord Strathclyde who is the only lecherous old perv in those photos…
How can anybody be unfair to Pickles? He is the epitome of obscene greed. His face resembles a beer belly with features.
Feck me, the CCHQ receptionist is Alison Angel!
If John Prescott can get his leg over with the office staff….
Is that Rudolph taking the receptionist from behind, the dirty rutter!
http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2010/01/11/boris-levels-with-george/
On the subject of the surtax on bankers’ bonuses, Boris levels with George. Straight from the shoulder, no shilly shallying, That’s our boy!
I’m no fan of Cameron(the blue labour version of a NEW MAN NONCE) but if Tory H.Q. is so full of top totty , my subscription is in the post.
Bear in mind these are tory party photos. Imagine what Strathclyde and Pickles look like without airbrushing.
…or hairbrushing, even!
Is Pickles the only one with matching collar and cuffs?
Yesh!
Have been to a few parties with Tom Strathclyde, and funny there is always some nice bits about, when you think about it.
Accommodating too.
As someone who was there I can confirm he was moving in on the ladies, Ed Hallam was the wing-man