Spot the Fake Data
One is faked-up character using make-up to appear semi-human, the other is a popular character in Star Trek…
Surveillance, Phone-Tapping and Hague – Jackie Ashley
Tory MP’s Hooker Wife – Daily Mail
The “Twin” Beds – Mirror
Hague Took Myers to the Front – Mail
Dave’s Celeb Personal Trainer – Mail
Balls Keynote at Stammering Convention - stammering.org
Brown To Return to Parliament – ConHome
Balls a Liar or Gordon is Buddha - Crash Bang Wallace
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Old Holborn tweets…
“Prostitute “horrified” to find her ex husband now works as a Tory MP “I’m shocked and disgusted” said Miss Whiplash today”
Flat – No Positions +38.2%
As of 26 Mar 2010
Outstanding!!
Or is Dave infact Datas’ evil twin whoes name I can not remember but who joined up with the Borg
Do you mean Data’s Twin Lore.
I do mean Lore. Untill DC does something how can we tell which one he is really like?
They’ re both artificial media constructs – where’s my prize?
Fuck off to FOX News in the America and spam their boards for a change Mr conspiracy nut
this is a BRITISH Political website
all you ever do is post US conspiracy tosspots or paranoid Obama rants or in this case spam us with Al Gore
I much prefer the UK Climate skeptics on Guidos site
at least they live here
“this is a BRITISH Political website”
Really Dave? you see i would have sworn it was a blog off trivia and personalities, no politics to be seen most days. more celebrity big brother than politics going on round here, not that you would know the difference!
Plus if you hadn’t noticed all the real politics is done by unelected goons through brussles with no mandate, what we have in the house of treason is overpaid rubber stamping aparatchiks greasing your ass for the EU.
As for America – you sound rather ignorant – did you not notice Dave and Gordon banging on about compulsery youth groups, same as Obama aqnd crudd in australia?
all just a coincidence huh and certainly not part of a globally orchestraited sceme. bit like the hitler youth – which was my point, a shame you dont have one seeing as youre too busy stalking me, calling me nasty names!
I seem to be touching a nerve Dave – you protest too much.
did you also not note that the global warming hoax was globally orchestraited, with NWO dave carrying out his orders like a good little soviet apparatchick – there he was standing in the snow selling us a big lie that would tax and control the west into oblivion, pumping out the big lie for his masters – were you not paying attention to Dave the windmill eco loon toff snake oil tosser?
small goverment eh! taxing air!
the tories died decades ago, same for labour, what remains is a corporate whoring society.
now run along Dave you may just catch up with celebrity big brother!
far more on your level!
British politics he says – ho ho.
in the meantime lighten up,watch the clip and laugh at the bastards selling us lies and taxes.
wot part of fuck off dont you understand?
innit?
Albert Square says:
January 11, 2010 at 11:38 am
wot part of fuck off dont you understand?
The part that destroys democracy, stamps on our rights, commits treason and tries to indoctrinate lies rather than science on our children backed by eco loon, the part that wages war and invades countries killing thousands of inocent children, the part that tears down our boarders and can now make all our laws without anyone having a say in the matter – which went on broadly europe wide – just another co incidence off course.l
now lets join hands with Dave and give a standing ovation to bilderberger and war criminal Tony, come on bilderbergers osbore and fat ken get up and applaud your fellow bilderberger tony, dont worry no one knows we all whore for the same poeple – Dave.
Now blue rinse ladies, no need to get your pre-menstral knickers in a twist over the uncomfortable truth, just do your blood pressure a favour and run along to Conservative home like a good pair of useful idiots, you can fawn over Dave as he tries to tax the air – yep the nasty stuff that makes trees grow!
you see the horrific babbling result of eating far too many bilder-burgers.
Complete dissassociation with reality and the inability to listen or even acknowledge any point of view other than the narcissistic self reinforcing delusional paranoia the sufferer has fallen into.
He cannot view the world other than in his simplistic black and white fantasy of persecutors or fellow cultist categories.
Cut down on the bilder-burgers sonny, before it’s far too late!
innit.
Faking it:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_y2tNRaA7Lu4/S0pGloWTAwI/AAAAAAAAAJE/jT3AgGikgWs/s1600-h/voteforchange.png
Cromwell your MP
Great new campaign to send abuse to MPs and wear a pig mask in Parliament on “Cromwell Day” April 20th 2010
http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2010/01/cromwell-your-mp.html
“Mad Cow Disease says:
January 11, 2010 at 12:24 pm
you see the horrific babbling result of eating far too many bilder-burgers.”
Reply – YAWN! Dave you must try harder at humour, try something less obvious and less crass.
“Complete dissassociation with reality and the inability to listen or even acknowledge any point of view other than the narcissistic self reinforcing delusional paranoia the sufferer has fallen into. He cannot view the world other than in his simplistic black and white fantasy of persecutors or fellow cultist categories.”
Answer – Very good Dave, some phychobable that sounds like it is coming from someone living with an acute case of denial aggrivated by hiding in a 1970′s bubble of old Tory nostalgia that was unfortunately just an illusion, rather than face the cold hard realities of the real world. I know it was hard for you when Thatcher got pushed, but please try and move on!
Now let’s get back to business -
Did you not hear Fat Ken Bilderberger and whoring corporate fat cat trying to sell us and our democracy out to the Undemocratic EU at every opportunity? odd that!
Small goverment Tory huh!
TORY BILDERBERG TREASON
Or how about Bilderberger paddy assclowns account of the Bilderberger Tories selling out Thatcher and trying to get us to adopt the Euro – yes from someone who was there – Tory treason against Thatcher and the country being plotted against – he got some nice fat job for his troubles -odd that!
TORY BILDERBERG TREASON.
“Cut down on the bilder-burgers sonny, before it’s far too late!”
Answer – You already did that one, now you are getting tedious.
Back to the meat not the gas -
Remember Tory Bilderberger Heath?
The one who did all he could to help the EU take over the UK, while lying about it to the British public, telling them it was just a trade agreement!
Heath – Tory builderberger
bilderberg stated aim – one world goverment and the end of nation states.
Oh look Heath was a rabid supporter of the EU takeover of this country.
pure coincidence, to suggest other wise would be paranoid right!
after all it is just a trade agreement – that controls our borders and who we pay taxes to.
TORY BILDERBERG TREASON
Would you like me to go on? how about Osbore and his little boat trip, with the media and the bankers?
Perhaps we are all imagining the EU now running our country and it being stuffed full of Bilderberg stooges and their related groupings such as the trilateral commision, is that it?
Perhaps we are all imagining the tax on air they tried to pull off based on a lie? that looks like it might go through against the peoples wishes and perhaps we are imagining the fact that all the main three parties have the same anti public opinion policies?
Let’s here it from king bilderberger and banker Rocketseller himself for the one in denial -
“We are grateful to The Washington Post, The New York Times, Time Magazine and other great publications whose directors have attended our meetings and respected their promises of discretion for almost forty years. It would have been impossible for us to develop our plan for the world if we had been subject to the bright lights of publicity during those years. But, the work is now much more sophisticated and prepared to march towards a world government. The supranational sovereignty of an intellectual elite and world bankers is surely preferable to the national autodetermination practiced in past centuries.” David Rockefeller, founder of the Trilateral Commission, in an address to a meeting of The Trilateral Commission, in June, 1991.
Yes I think you could be right, it is all just paranoid fantasy!
Let’s hear some more from Rocketseller, the global banker, big chief NWO, and man our leaders take their orders from at the Bilderberg group -
“Whatever the price of the Chinese Revolution, it has obviously succeeded not only in producing more efficient and dedicated administration, but also in fostering high morale and community of purpose. The social experiment in China under Chairman Maos leadership is one of the most important and successful in human history.” David Rockefeller, statement in 1973 about Mao Tse-tung: (NY Times 8-10-73)
Mmmm nice guy let’s just ignore the millions murdered and the continue oppression of freedom in communist China – hell it is the bilderbergers role model!
And some more warm words from a bilderberger heavy -
Kissinger referred pointedly to military men as “dumb, stupid animals to be used” as pawns for foreign policy.
Yep these lovely people call our leaders to to be their lapdogs!
Still have any respect for the Bilderberger attendees who are meant to represent you and our democracy, not hide away with the elites plotting against their own countries demise as they did with the EU.
Is this a Conspiracy website now?
Can we all post youtubes about aliens, satanic cults, secret government psychich programmes anciaet civilisations on mars and the whereabouts of Illuminati Burger-eating Elvis.
I know these are all true BECAUSE I CAN POST IN CAPITALS.
IT’S A FACT.
IT’S A FACT.
see ? easy
childlike assertion, constant repetition is far less troublesome than any of that plausability or real evidence nonsense
I would bore everyone to death with a rambling babbling rant but no-one would read it anyway.
oh let’s not go all Trekky, for God’s sake
The original; Star Wreck was best.
Do you remember when Captain Kirkaldy destroyed British Enterprise by flying it down a black hole?
I thought Labour were going to ring-fence that fucking black hole. Another broken promise.
Then there was that one where he visited the planet where the inhabitants had equal half black and half white faces. Obamaland i think it was called.
Kirkaldy tried to emulate the Obamians.
I believe the episode was ‘The wrath of Yes We Khan’
lol!
Oh yes !
Aristoteles, how do you get the aspirant?
And do know your name shows up as a series of rectangles on an iPhone?
BQ. And lots of laser-like focusing.
Incidentally, was the Labour version, a few days ago, merely another of Brown’s mis-spellings? Was it actually meant to be,’We are going to fucus loser-like…’?
Oi! Why ring-fence me?? Leave me out of it!
Talwin: Quite so.
Captain Kirkaldy, beam me up snotty. Warped factor of 10
Want to shag my wife? I’ll watch, being a cuckold! She likes teenagers. Teenagers most welcome. She says “yummy!”.
Fellow Alpha Centaurians… my time on the USS OLIVER HARDY has not been wasted, we shall be ready to implement a NEW GENESIS project come the next GE.
Blair2.0.exe is a remarkable NEW and exciting program of reforms.
Credit where it’s due.
If that was your own realisation and lookalike idea then it’s an absolute corker.
Well done Mr Fawkes.
Extremely funny.
Now how about Dick Sniffin and Jabba the Hutt?
That is hellova lot funnier than anything Mark and Rich have come up with.
At least Data was useful.
Why did Dave allow such a stupid poster campaign to go ahead? Crap slogan, crap airbrushing, crap tining. What does Samantha Cameron think about having her giant airbrushed man plastered on every street corner?
Obvious. Crap slogan, crap airbrushing, crap timing, crap leader.
For the past two years the running of this country has been financed with a giant credit card. The vast majority of people have not been affected by this recession, ie, no job loss, lower mortgages etc. So they will be influenced by spin. This Labour Party spin wise are well practiced. This is not the PR disaster party of the Micheal Foot era.
With a weak Tory leader, unknown, ungifted shadow cabinet the Labour Party could well win.
Absolutely, for many this recession has been a time of plenty and Dave says he is going to end all that.
38 If your worried about NHS cuts (which most are) then this poster serves to quell the publics fears and nullify Labour claims of “Tory cuts” without getting into a slanging match and thereby refusing to go down Labours route of negative campaigning.Also Cameron is a well balanced decent fellow and someone who the public have taken to more that any other Leader.
Free scotland NOW
With every 4 gallons (or should that be 21 litres?)
the VERB “free” – don’t you understand Scottish?
Proof that the Poster dave is an aibrush
http://www.daylife.com/photo/03uC0abfQEafq?q=david+cameron
About the only leading politican to show any these days seems to be the much-abused Prime Minister Brown. Grittiness and the stiff upper lip seem to have been replaced with emotional incontinence, political correctness and open-necked shirts worn with well cut suits.
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/normantebbit/100021822/a-shortage-of-grit-youre-telling-me/
Cuckold, cuckold, cuckold.
Cameron admits he’s been airbrushed on Andrew Marr show (after telling us he’s really quite good at football).
LOLOLOL!
that was jocular
i go for the jocular every time
Jocular – a Scottish vampire
:-))
Ex-cell-ent
(Temples hands)
It’s ok, I know that you are the victim of this horrible capitalist society. Would you like a playstation?
I’d prefer the Haywayne Constable
“I think I need to go for a Wii” is what the little scrote actually said.
Any old iron, any old iron, any any any old iron
……….. and?
cruel… rather him than fucking brown
Exactly. I would not lift a finger to do Brown’s work – no matter how much I disliked Mr Cameron.
Quite right. Brown deserves the piss taking on a grand scale. He also deserves placing in front of a brick wall and removing from the face of the earth.
Very old news now, but a journalist acquaintance in London recently told me of the story about Cyclops getting so steamed up at a press conference last year that he was suspected of wetting himself . Well I only found out recently, why the blanket ?
FCUK the Cameroons and Bronites
Same shite.
You missed out the Cleggites. They’re all the same.
The SNP are the difference that makes a difference
I doubt it.
cruel !?!? FFS you oversensitive twat. Will we have to get the smelling salts in case you ‘get the vapours’ and swoon with the sheer overpowering unkindness of it all ?
Brown get’s 1000 times worse on here every day of the week. Were you overcome with sadness and remorse for the cruelty of it all then ?
Cameron’s just another Politician.
If you can’t take him being mocked you should fuck off now because this isn’t the first and it’s certainly not going to be the last time you’ll have to hear someone take the piss out of him.
Quite so. If, after 13 years of government the ‘cruellest’ thing to be said about Brown was that his air-brushed picture looked like some Star Trek actor then I don’t think Brown would be looking at electoral annihilation right now.
The cruellest thing we can say about Brown is not to take the piss out of his Scottishness or his missus or his glib, gurning, fuckwitted fizog. No, the crullest thing to be said about Brown is the truth of his actions.
This is a man who has presided over the quadrupling of national debt. The longest recession/depression in UK’s recorded history. The highest increase in unemployment in history. The largest peacetime deficits in history. The highest annual declline in house prices in history. The first run on a UK bank for over 150 years. A man who is reduced to printing 200bn quid a year to pay the civil service. And on. And on.
And he reduced the |UK economy to this in less than 10 years after being gifted an economy in the rudest of health since Queen Victoria.
Brown would love it if the only criticism he could justly face was folk laughing at his fucked-up fizog.
When a person goes bankrupt they get all their plastics taken away from them. This government’s gone bankrupt but just goes on spending, spending, and spending! When’s it going to be retribution time for NEWLABOUR?!
When a person goes b…..pt they get all their plastics taken away from them, when this government went b…..pt they just went on spending, spending, and spending! When are Newlabour going to get their ‘come uppance?’
Most people cut their cards up. We’re gonna have to cut Brown up I’m afraid.
Most of the spendaholic wasters in the UK are doing just what Brown is doing: continuing to spend like there’s no tomorrow.
These irresponsible wasters have seen their mortgage payments slashed by up to 90% and are now being offered new loans and new credit cards, while savers and other taxpayers are bearing the brunt of bailing out Brown and the 30 or 40% of the population who have spent the last ten years living well beyond their means.
Enough is enough!
I watched Where No Man Has Gone Before and The Corbomite Manouver, the other night. Got a third one to watch, too. All on the same DVD bought at at local Pound shop.
With Gordon it would be: Where no man has minced before…
I hope you’re not suggesting that my Gordon is gay?
Gordo’s had no cock since he finished with Mandy.
Except for those boys in Cape Cod three years ago.
“with” or “in”
Ainsworth to resign!! LOL
just heard it on the radio. will this finally finish Brown off?
The BBC are obsessing about Peter and Iris Robinson in a desperate attempt to distract attention from the rebellion within the Labour Party against Brown.
beats talking about what really happened at wooton basset
No, that will require a stake through the heart and removal of the head.
Looks like Ainsworth may have walked out. Who’s next?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/44/Whosnext.jpg/200px-Whosnext.jpg
perhaps sarah could sit on his face for several hours and drown him
perhaps sarah could sit on his face for several hours and drown him or peg him with a baseball bat
Moral hazard? What’s that?
like I said, no place for oversensitive twats
Agree. Much more conducive to overcallous twats like you.
“or his missus ”
I think you mean his beard.
I know what I mean. She may or may not be a ‘beard’. But if he hadn’t utterly arse-fucked the UK economy then he could ‘beard’ away till his hearts content. He was elected and re-elected on a promise of ‘prudence’ and what we got was quite the opposite.
Imprudence on a truly epic scale. The golden gift of a healthy economy – an economy that took 18 years of social unrest, sacrifice, belt-tightening etc etc to get to that point and he unleashed the full force of his epic idiocy and managed to destroy it all in under a decade. Truth be told it took him a single year. 2001 – 2002. The damage was done in 2001. (That rhymes – maybe the Tories can run with it).
I’m not about to let the Bankers off the hook for their shitblasting incompetence just because Brown shares the blame with them
and I doubt the public ever will either
which is nice
True, but how many people have been affected by this? job loss? increase mortgage costs? home loss, this recession has been the best “managed” in my lifetime. Pay back time will hit in the third quarter… a lot can happen before then…
Just timed nicely, to start hurting after the election.
Yep the bills in the post all £179,000,000,000 of it.
want to go out sometime contessa? you and me could make waves on the dogging scene! though you’ll need to bring the car.
shut the fuck up jgm2 you boring c’unt!! you’re like the arsehole everyone dreads being stick beside in the pub. yak yak fucking yak. like some moaning bitch. just shut the fuck up before I backhand bitch slap you.
Apart from being the man who , as revealed by airforce documents shown to the ST, personally refused to approve expenditure on troop carying helicopters. Net result, hundreds of badly maimed and killed soldiers, hurt in ied explosions, for which he bears direct responsibility.
uncanny
I wonder what does the slight tilt to the head signify?
one ear heavier than the other?
I don’t think politicians leave anything to chance these days. image consultants (who still amusingly get many things wrong. like trying to get Brown to smile).
My guess: listening hard to try and understand (it reminds me of the similar dog body language).
ie not quite understanding human beings.
lead in the left side of the brain?
forehead to big to fit in frame
I can’t wait for the next Cameron poster where to re-dress the balance they will go a bit over the top and show it in High=Definition ‘warts and all’ with a few blemishes and wrinkles added-in during ‘post-production’ for that authentic look..
This is the problem with Cameron, the airbrushing is just a proxy for his policies.
Once he is power he will use those lines about ‘gosh I didn’t do the budget cutting, I left that to the No 11 ad agency..’ or ‘My wife said if that was a tax increase I should ask for my money back..’ and show he is not authentic but just ‘faking sincerity’ Tony Blair style.
And in the Iraq inquiry we are soon going to see where that leads us…
Politicians – they are all the fucking same.
Oooo, get ‘er. ^^^
Handbags, madame.
Yesterday upon the stair I met a man who wasnt there He wasnt there again today Oh how I wish hed go away.
Have you forgotten James Photoshop Purnell?
Even Adobe haven’t devised software to remove Dr. James Gordon Brown’s defects, but Brown went Private for the cosmetic dental work.
Cameron’s a good looking guy, why the hell does anyone have to give him the air brush treatment. Let’s have him, warts and all!
I can give you warts, if that’s what you are into!
Sensational stuff Guido.
Sarah and myself wet our knickers laughing
You mean she actually wears them – I am surprised.
Don’t real men wear pants?
Real men go commando. At least until their prostate gives out.
Broon wears Pampers.
I like to wear a lacy thong and tuck my willy between my legs. Hee hee.
So do I!! ;-)
And I promise to serve the full term when I’m elected.
so, your ‘colleagues’ won’t leave you alone for 5 weeks but you reckon they’ll let you rule for another 5 years?
besides, the amount of schizo pills you’re on will fry your brain long before then
It is safe to say that Brown’s brain is pre-fried.
fuck off you gaylord. we’ll have no cross-dressing tranny panty wearers around here. you fruit.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/gordon-brown/6962538/Gordon-Brown-in-plea-to-Labour-MPs-as-leadership-attacked.html
Peter Watt, Labour’s general secretary until 2007, claimed the Prime Minister was so unpopular that one close Cabinet colleague urged an early election before the public got to know his true character.
He said: “There was no vision, no strategy, no co-ordination. It was completely dysfunctional.
“Gordon had been so desperate to become Prime Minister that we all assumed he knew what he was going to do when he got there.
“I imagined there was some grand plan, tucked away in a drawer. But if any such document existed, nobody seemed to know about it. Gordon was simply making it up as he went along”.
*****He is shite and they KNOW it*****
Douglas Alexander, usually seen as a Brown “ultra,” was said by Mr Watt to have warned that an early election was necessary so that the public didn’t get time to learn to dislike him as much as those around him did.
He was encouraged to call an election by Mr Alexander, who is said to have told Mr Watt: “The truth is, Peter, we have spent 10 years working with this guy and we don’t actually like him.
“We have always thought that the longer the British public had to get to know him, the less they would like him as well.”
*****They HATE him and we hate him even MORE*****
The Prime Minister has dismissed the plot as “silliness,” saying in an interview that he took inspiration from Nelson Mandela’s favourite poem Invictus to find the courage to continue.
The verse, by William Ernest Henley, contains the lines: “My head is bloody but unbowed” and concludes: “I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul.”
Mr Brown said: “It is about determination. It summarises my view”.
“And that is what I am all about – determination. I’m not going to spend my time dealing with things that in my view have been a form of silliness.
“We are obviously all working together very closely on the election campaign.
In a defiant move, he also promised that, if Labour won the election which must be held by June, he would serve a full term in office.
*********
It is unbelievable that the Labour Party continue to promote this failed specimen as the saviour of the country and that they want him to ‘lead’ us for ANOTHER five years!
beter still do us a favour…. take ‘em off reverse yourselves and drown each other
Aaah, that is a bit unkind. One thing you have to admit, David Cameron has the most fantastic skin and complexion. Glowing with health, flawless. What skin cream does he use, because I want some.
Because he’s worth!
it!
I’m worth it! four long inches of prime peckham pecker for your pleasure!
I should be writing for the sun with my illiteration skills. but ho hum, jobcentre tomorrow again it is then….
Grease of course! Same as all politicians.
Castrol haven’t invented the grease that will hold Mandleson,
BP have
So you’re saying we’ve got a straight choice between a rather nice and gentle android and a one eyed swamp monster reeking of piss?
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00799/Gordon-Brown_280_799527a.jpg
Is anyone really going to vote for this?
These, probably.
Error 404.
Reboot Blair2.0
Forward with SOCIAL CONSERVATISM
Vote for The Sun ?
I shouldn’t think so unless they are exceptionally stupid
Hmmmm… that would be a probably then.
Fuck off Maguire.
Fuck off Lord Snooty.
We rather like toffs round our way.
well hello nell. given any more thought to my offer of a rustlers cheese burger and bottle of white lightning round my place? Got my dole reinstated so I’ve got electric again. let me know.
still haven’t had my hobnob
What I cannot wait for is the inevitable banana skin cock-up on the campaign trail…
- Battle Bus Breaking Down
- Hot Mic Incident where Gordon / Cammo calls one of the campaign team a ‘fucking spastic’ or worse…
- Tripping over camera / power leads at an ‘impromptu’ press conference.
- A REAL PERSON makes it into the ‘carefully selected party apparachiks’ and starts a ‘Do you know what it’s like to clear up your mother’s piss ?’ tirade.
I, for one, certainly don’t know what it’s like to clean up my mother’s piss, heaven forfend. In fact I wouldn’t even know how to change the bag on a vacuum cleaner.
But how many 19 year olds could you catch Cherie, without falling over straight into your mouth?
you’re filthy contessa. I bet you suck like a dyson.
shove the pointy bit up your chuff..you’re a god enough bag for most models
This is all going to be such fun!
Right up until the IMF gets involved.
Well it really doesn’t fucking matter does it? As the Big Three have all agreed they’re going to pack the next parliament with candidates approved by the Central Soviet of Harriet, and the EU governs everything else, it really doesn’t matter a shit who leads which aprty. It beggars belief that a thousand years of developing democracy is being surrendered so meekly, not only without a fight, but without even a fucking complaint.
I hate what this country has become. A country where you can be arrested for making a planning complaint re some pikeys, where fake climate change science is so adored that the councils refuse to buy bloody grit, where the national broadcaster is wall-to-wall propaganda, and waving a knife at intruders in your own home gets you a police warning is NOT the country I want, or grew up in. Fuck social justice, fuck equality, fuck out international obligations and treaties – I want my fucking country back. I want it back, and i’m not voting for any c’unt who doesn’t grasp that.
I’d like a country where the people look and dress a bit like I do, if you get my drift.
A cross between Amy Winehouse and Boy George it is then.
I’ll put you down as “undecided”, then.
One thousand years?
Was the first great breakthrough in democracy in the UK when we got taken over by the Danish?
The breakthrough was culinary.
The Danes introduced bacon, as everybody knows.
Lager. Which inevitably led to the invention of the unruly mob, and hence mob rule – AKA democracy.
Lager? LAGER?
The true sign of giving your soul to the continentals.
boldly going where no one else has feared to tread
You’d know all about that ducky…..poor thing.
I’ve just finished watching Joanna Jebson on the Sunday Christian show. She privately sues doctors who perform legal abortions and defends other christians who think homosexuality is wrong.
I’d like to fuck her face for an hour as punishment then juice on her titties.Then I’d get warmed up….
there may be other more suitable sites for you
Yes, Harriet.
she wouldn’t have you
She privately sues doctors who perform legal abortions
No, she sought to sue doctors who performed what she considered *illegal* abortions – past the time limit, for medical reasons that parliament (in 67) had already ruled out as reasons for late term abortion. Why shouldn’t she sue them? She’s sticking to he convictions, even though others might oppose them, she’s speaking out – isn’t democracy supposed to tolerate opposing views?
Why, Frank? None of her damn business, perhaps? Something along those lines?
There’s nothing so illiberal as an ‘erm, liberal.
Ain’t that right, Don?
Jebson? Sounds like a Hillbilly!
That’s A brilliant observation Guido.
Check out Data Dave’s new video.
He’s dodging those laser sharp new policies of NuLiebore.
White and nerdy
Thanks, Mr Fawkes. That made me LOL!
And I need cheering up. I’ve just spent the last half hour on the phone to the local Jobcentre Minus tring to sort out benefit payments for a disabled relative.
Not the best way to spend one’s time. Let’s hope there’s no DWP in the 24th century!
Bugger! I can’t spell my own name! Such are the trials and tribulations in phoning the local Jobcentre Minus!!! Arrrggghh!!!
Your IP address has been noted and you will be visited this afternoon by a Re-education Officer.
Provided his car can get up the hill.
LOL!
show me your love clam contessa! show me your flappy goodspot!
My balls need a severe GRITTING!
try a mallet
You didn’t visit, did you?
Good job I didn’t wait in for you otherwise I might not have got any work done in order to pay the tax necessary for your generous salary and pension package.
A massive 10,000+ poll survey by YouGov puts the Tory’s 12% ahead.
http://politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2010/01/11/its-no-change-in-10344-sample-yougov-poll/
30%? 30%? How can it be possible that 30% of the voters are such self-harmers that they would vote this shower of incompetent jackasses in again?
It’s a very sad indictment of the state of the nations mental health I’m afraid.
And then you’ve got to add in those who would vote Tory.
Altogether it doesnt add up to a picture of national sanity.
It was the Tories who let all the nutters out of the mental hospitals, then used the buildings and or land to please their pals in the building trade.
I think that you’ll find that these are the “factors” which are added to smooth out poll results…such as the effect of the last election
I know who are these 30% of immigrants….. er i mean voters that could ever contemplate voting Labour.
Dave Cameron: “My mission: to baldy go. “
…and split infinitive. The old ones are the best.
The split infinitive rule is an urban myth.
I suggest that English verbs do not really have an infinitive. There is nothing corresponding with aimer in French, lieben in German or amare in Latin.
“Baster aimer”
Colloquial address of the Prime Minister.
Ich liebe dick.
any truth to the rumour Guido has had a falling out with a certain Tory?
nah! we’d have noticed by now
Nice one AB – I thought Guido’s success was affecting both his attitude and the amount of alcohol consumed – maybe your right !?
Getting a bit above himself – proving power corrupts rather!
And he doesn’t work for the Barclay Bros – does he?
Who are this pair, Abbott and Postello?
better than being Syd Little’s stunt double
“better than being Syd Little’s stunt double”
You poor thing.
I see I hit the mark
The only mark you hit on a regular basis looks like a rusty sheriffs badge.
’nuff said !!
So gordon is set to tell his backbenchers today that they can win the next election and that he pledges himself to serve them with his superior social skills, exceptional management techniques and economic wizardry for a further five years.
In other words, win or lose the next election, gordon intends to remain superglued to the leadership of the labour party !
I bet they are all ‘absolutely delighted’ to know that he isn’t, willingly, going to desert them!!
mandy on the other hand is said to be quietly negotiating for a very lucrative directorship with BP, so we all know what he thinks is going to happen at the election.
Mandy is many things nell, but he’s not daft or deluded.
Brown is Klingon.
Clapton is God.
It’s such a laugh when he smiles!
SRV is God, Clapton’s just a bearded wannabe
Buddy Guy has Buddha-nature.
Link Wray’d blow ‘em away…
Send in the away team…
make it so…
Not NO Stewart!
Cyborg reboot
Run error code…
Run Blair2.0.exe
you’ll get a 404 error
No! Blair2.0.exe is a particularly nasty virus which will empty your bank account then delete all evidence of wrongdoing. It is especially hard to remove. As soon as it is deleted from one location, it appears in another.
I give up!
Which one is Cameron?
the one in the middle
Guido should have included an example of the real one.
He’s the paleface who speaks with forked tongue.The other one is a redskin.
Are you for Panda Rape?
only if you’re wearing the costume
Two digs at Dave already and it’s only 11am?
Either:
a) McDoom’s finger men have their, er, fingers round GF’s throat
b) Tory Central Office are paying GF for some last minute market research
c) There’s a big job going somewhere that needs an Independent stance
I’m between b and c; if it’s b, Guido, I hope the fee justifies it!
Its all done to show some balance in readiness for the huge kicking Brown gets in the next post. Either that or Guido has Lord Mandy temping as an intern.
I’ve erred towards (b) now; Central Office doing a bit of resilience testing amongst GF’s demographic which includes various Liebore trolls, B’n'P, Ukippers etc as well as basic right of centres, the odd libertarian, the very odd libertarian and of course the straightforward nutters. Throw in a “Dave is a Bald C’nut” article and see which way the blood flows by lunchtime.
Can we have a picture of Bonkers Johnson next to a tribble. I am pretty sure the relationship will be obvious and, of course, Johnson does have the breeding habits of a tribble.
Better than punching tribbles down a flight of stairs for smoking…
Dave’s on the telly now, giving a speech from Demos. He’s going to fix our broken society by concentrating on supporting parenting. So that’s something to look forward to, guys. In 50 years’ time when Dave’s new initiative comes to fruition, we can look forward to a better Britain. Shame most of us will be dead by then.
but al jebeeba want to know why Frank Field was invited, and actually came
Harman you ****ing brainless **** who the **** are the ‘wellderly’? For ****’* sake!
Fuckity bye!
Data: There’s something strange off the port bow captain. It appears to be a humanoid effigy.
Pat: Stewpot: Put it up on the screen Data.
Data: Findings confirm the object is of human origin, 100% plastic, hopelessly devoid of sincerity, Earth origin, Band “H”, chattering aimlessly, even in space……
Pat: What drivel! Not another Cameroid!…. Sound Red Alert!
Data: Shall I fire the ship’s phasors Capt’n?
Pat: Whatever for Data? They’re still on work experience!
Give us Warp factor ten Worf! Let’s get outta here!
I want to know more about the media’s lies about what happened at Wooton Basset yesterday. The pig fuckers turned up and were turned back by the police and nationalist groups – what did we hear about that – fuck all. Bastards in government and lackey bastard traitor media.
Kids and Parents all over the country clear snow from playgrounds so schools can open. Now can they tackle the roads and rail networks please ?
Are you serious? The religion of peace showed up on a Sunday to rub folks nose in it? And the police and media have conspired to keep it quiet?
Between the coming economic meltdown and the ethnic tinderbox we really do have a great deal to remember this jackass Labour government by.
Why was yesterdays ‘event’ in WB hushed up by the media?
Are they in league with the new, would-be Caliphate?
Do you remember the phrase;
“Depriving terrorists of the oxygen of publicity”?
It had some point to it.
Moley, it’s all about conning the rest of us that the ‘religion of peace’ is moderate and poses no threat to outr culture, society and way of life.
The sad truth is we’re already Balkanised and the muslims are breeding their way to dominance.
“Are you serious? The religion of peace showed up on a Sunday to rub folks nose in it? And the police and media have conspired to keep it quiet?”
Yep, the religion of peace guys were stopped from entering WB, harder to spot were the EDL who got around 100 into the town and some locals out to probably kick off, if Choudrys mob had managed to get past the road blocks. Of course our Lamestream Media reported nothing ala, the old soviet regime.
It really is the end of real freedom, when real events, officially did not happen, even if they did.
The Residents of Wooton Basset did not want a running battle in their streets involving two gangs of extremists being chased by a media circus.
Their wishes should be respected.
Something about that too difficult to understand ?
The censorship of the truth bit.
he doesn’t
christ! we’re not going to get another foaming at the mouth insane rant about “dirty j*ws” and “subhuman journalists” are we ?
spare us for god’s sake
were talking about moslems mate and the controlled media, were not interested in you anti semites
All on Guido’s on Sunday from around comment 270, two thirds down the page.
IMO Dave looks *much* more like Londo Mollari from Babylon 5 than he does like Data from Star Trek. All he needs is the silly fan-shaped haircut.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Londo_Mollari
so that wiki photo: I thought i was looking at a photoshopped dave for a second.
More of aMinbari, methinks.
Come to Troon
You’ll never leave.
Keep banking on about dead children, and people will. To look for you.
Dave has got to stop this bullshit, he should decimate the public sector (wikipedia – Decimation (Latin: decimatio; decem = “ten”) was a form of military discipline used by officers in the Roman Army to punish mutinous or cowardly soldiers. The word decimation is derived from Latin meaning “removal of a tenth)
I am sick of the mamby pamby public sector workers who live in my street
This safe from decimation – doctors, nurses, teachers, firemen, maybe a few others, the rest can wath out
I’d put teachers on double secret decimation…
gravy baster insemination
Newlabour’s only concellation from the thought of losing the next election is the thought of the Tories facing horrendous strikes by the over paid pampered public sector.
Big mistake!…….consolation!
That’s not their consolation. That’s precisely what they’re engineering with their wilful failure to publicly state how dire the economic situation is and start taking the necessary steps right now.
It is all about deferring the necessary steps to Cameron and the Tories and then pointing to their comedy ‘recovery plan’ in which no public servant has a single hair on their head harmed, a single penny of overtime stopped or a single penny of their pay taxed and shrieking ‘I told you so’. We wouldn’t have done any of that. The Tories just cut, cut, cut whereas we would just have kept spending forever. Because it’s the right thing to do.
I started a job in the NHS at the beginning of last year, and was immediately entitled to 35 days of paid annual leave. Not that I’m complaining mind.
The point is, how much public money could be saved if that was reduced to what could be expected in the private sector?
no offence, but a week or two on your probable salary is really only a drop in the ocean
Yes a friend of mine told me the same, I was staggered. When you consider the pension, the security ( for now). 7 weeks holiday a year.
its not worth working for 35 days off a year..prefer 365 with the jam roll
Why should thos in that list be safe?
There is an over supply of Doctors (because Labour is paying them twice or thrice the going rate)
Nurses do not Nurse anymore, they have care assistants for that lowly stuff.
Teachers can’t be bothered to turn up for work when it is cold outside and have far too long holidays.
Firemen spend most of their time at work just hanging around waiting for a shout. Safe gas installations and the demise of the coal fire has cmeant we have too many full time firemen and stations.
anon 11.40
You are dead right!
Nurses: arrogant and lazy.
Teachers: stupid, chavish, and lazy.
Fireman: part-timers.
Police : politically-correct, crypto-Stasi, lazy pen-pushers.
Doctors: Drug pushers, vastly overpaid and on the make.
good job you didn’t remember politicians and social workers
The suit with a business shirt but no tie is naff, don’t you think? One should either dress up properly or dress down.
“Spot the fake”
That’s easy; call me Dave would never be seen on the Right!
In truth there is little difference, a bit like all the main parties their message is all the same “vote me into a job” (so I can sit on my arse and loot the public purse).
Meanwhile ALL main party led councils have spectacularly failed to keep the UK open for business, paltry grit stocks run down while taxes soar to pay for their plush offices and large salaries they arranged for themselves.
A bit like the foot and mouth outbreak, all because of cutbacks in funding.
Substandard equipment in schools and on the battlefield.
I laughed till my sides hurt when I heard about Government “SALT CELL” central management of salt supplies, what a hoot, everybody now knows most in Government would drown in the bath if left to their own devices.
The country is “on the whole” run by failures all too greedy, dippy or idol to hold down or do a proper job.
Happily I have many years to judge past Governments and opposition, they are all the same.
Woefully unfit for purpose, long on hot-air short on action, expensive and mostly ineffective before and after the fact.
Getting on with the job, what a joke!
Pause and think for a while little humans. You may see faults in “Dave”, but do you really want another 5 years of the alternative? If that is your wish, so be it – you will have the “government” (and the oblivion) which you deserve, so speak now if you prefer the Scottish moron and his milliband (that’s a small band to you) of dysfunctional morons! I HAVE SPOKEN
I’m going to hold my nose and vote for Cameron. We can’t afford the nightmare of five more years of Brown and Balls.
Your’e right – it’s gotta be “Dave” however much he’s a clone of Bliar and all PR The fact is that the country CANNOT afford another 5 years of Labour and Brown. Sometimes you have to vote for the lesser evil(?)
In politics one can never do more than decide which of two evils is the lesser.
Spot on Miso.
Exactly. No one except Brown’s payroll vote wants another 4-5 years of Brown.
Brown and Cameron are like drowning men locked in a fatal embrace. And they’re pulling Britain under the waves
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1242151/Brown-Cameron-like-drowning-men-locked-fatal-embrace-And-theyre-pulling-Britain-waves.html
Says Mad Mel, the dual passport holding loudmouth who thinks another country (Israel) should be running Britain.
Israel running Britain?
Now that seems a good idea, it would sort out those pesky Muslims.
You may want to be a shabbat goy, but I don’t.
Plenty of well-paid jobs for dhimmi’s…
Save money: sack all PCSO (police community support officers) and teaching assistants for starters. That’s around 200,000 useless wasters off the public payroll.
Dump all the diversity officers, climate change advisers, foreign language translators, recycling enforcers etc
Then take the axe to the quangos. It will save billions and remove some of the blight on our lives.
but who would I then abuse when my dog is on its’ toilet?
Pick the shit up and put it in your Gucci handbag you arrogant, raddled old bag.
Ironic if Jobsworth resigning brings down the government. He did fuck all governing to begin with.
In our local paper last weekend we were informed that the two people in the area to make it onto the New Year Honours List are:
An ethnic minority cultural advisor, for his work on helping the local community understand the cultural and religious requirements (yes, ‘requirements’) of immigrants.
A manager at the local council, basically for simply doing the job she is being paid to do.
So no people doing good charitable work? No successful entrepreneurs? No acts of selfless bravery?
I tried photoshopping Brown, but the result was more disturbing than the original.
You know what’s even worse? Take a still picture from one of his videos. If you can’t do it with your software, use a camera. Oh, my goodness, unposed Brown in
mid flow, you have never seen anything so horrible!
Cameron is so sexy, he needs no improvement, so leave him alone, please!
[...] From Guido Fawkes’ blog [...]
The Prime Minister and Schools Secretary Ed Balls have announced plans to give 270,000 low income families a free computer and free broadband access.
http://www.number10.gov.uk/
This is the third time in 2 years that Brown has announced this particular sweetener and still nobody from the BBC has pulled him up on it.
You are correct this is a re-announcement of a re-announcement of an announcement.
That’s because the BBC love repeats.
Bit like the lagged lofts…
I hope they don’t ask the MoD or the NHS to undertake procurement, or we will end up with computers costing £20,000 each and internet access at the speed of an elderly snail and even then only at 3 in the morning, in 2019 if we’re lucky.
I will better that. If elected I will give the poorest, hardest working, deprived ethnic families an android replica of myself.
“Free” is it, so someone is going to work for nothing the make the computers then? Oh right, so you’re going to tax someone to pay for the computers and t’internet then. So it’s not really free then is it, you c.unt.
who the fuck said Brown could do that !!!!!!!!!!!. They are already eating the food I pay for drinking smoking and feeding their fucking devil dogs. Whats the betting they sell the laptops to buy more stalla
AlJaBeeba are giving the story attention again. Complete with commentary from Blinky.
Just wonderful, isn’t it ? Broadband tax to pay for the gummint to provide online access to some sink-estate lowlife.
Those votes don’t buy themselves…
Not only is this about as blatant as vote buying gets, I would love to know where they are getting these computers from. The scheme is costing the taxpayer £300 million, which works out at over £1100 per household.
You can get a perfectly decent laptop for £350 nowadays and broadband access is not expensive now either.
Gordon, my firm can beat this price, no problem, so if you would like a quote please let me know. However we are an efficient private sector company, so I’m afraid we won’t be able to create loads of non-jobs to administer the scheme.
Westminster – it’s life, Jim, but not as we know it.
Unbelievable.
Four policemen broke down my front door at 8.0am this morning. A neighbour has reported that she has seen me “brandishing a knife” near my wife.
It was a 2″ butter knife, blunt on both edges, and all I was doing was pointing at the marmalade and asking he to pass it over. DPP is considering charges. Police say I must use a spoon to spread butter in future.
Klass
What are you? Some sort of fucking vigilante!!?
Our multi-cultural society needs protecting from maniacs like you!
Are you the same arsehole who had the temerity to clear your driveway of snow this weekend?
There I was doing so well across all the icy and snowy driveways and then I came to YOURS – just dry tarmac and I almost tripped over in surprise!
I am reporting you to the council for having the sense of purpose and indeed common sense that the rest of us are too scared to show,in case Brown’s thugs arrest us.
Ooo Guido sweetie you’ve changed your tune!
Welcome!
He is not the real deal and never was.
They don’t get it! How could they?
After all this, the wars, the spin, the lies, the bullshit – and we’re still just a few points ahead! Not good enough.
The Party faces two problems – there is no leadership talent available at this stage and the posh boys have cash and many years ahead of them.
They will be bugger to dislodge.
Would you believe it??
Gordon Brown will aim to make a show of Labour unity today as he unveils his general election campaign chiefs and insists the Tories can be beaten.
The Prime Minister is to address his MPs at the first meeting of the Parliamentary Labour Party since last week’s attempted putsch.
He will seek to boost morale with an upbeat analysis of the party’s prospects and, signalling a more collegiate approach, be joined “on stage” by Guido Fawkes,Old Holborn,Thick as Thieves and Lord Mandelson
I heard Brown had bottled it and Mandelson was going to the meeting instead.
This ain’t over yet – in fact it’s just the end of the beginning.
Expect more attacks – after all,a day is a long time in politics for Gordon Brown.
Daily Telegraph;
“Gordon Brown will today stand before Labour MPs and plead for his job after he was accused by a senior party insider of presiding over a “dysfunctional” shambles”.
This git is supposed to be a leader of 60 million people and yet he is so bad,so hated,so despised by so many of these 60 million people that he has to beg to keep him in his unelected position.
This has gone on for long enough.
The time has come to perform the political execution of this odious fraudster.
He will not last until a General Election.
Bob Ainsworth could perform the Geoffrey Howe moment very soon.
Wonder if the backbench Labour MPs will have the bottle to do that thing where they all bang their desk lids in unison and tell the Gorgon To GO! Chance ‘ud be a fine thing, I spose.
Eh, Guido, to remain ‘fair and balanced’ you really should publish a snap of the PM and an elderley chimp for us to compare and contrast.
Might as well use a freshly laid pile of dog turd for a better comparison with Brown.
Snotty will do anything to stay in power buying votes in public service.
A electrician with Birmingham shity council is on £124,000 a year- more than some Government ministers.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1242041/Council-pays-electrician-124-000-year-thanks-bonuses-bonanza.html#ixzz0cItuQISj
I predict a hung parliament.
Ho ho ho… I do hope so…
Gordon and his morons (plus a few kids) tune in to the world famous Guido website to get the real views from their scum electorate.
http://www.number10.gov.uk/
It’s what the internet was invented for.
Just wish these laptops came with protective covers.
The Number 10 site is a Government site, not a political site and it is an abuse of public funds to use it for election campaigning.
The business of Government needs to be kept completely separate from politics.
It is not appropriate to use the No 10 site for the relaunch of old policies with a bit of tinsel and a few party hats.
I pred1ct a hung parl1ament
Breaking News: Rumours around Westminster that Bob Ainsworth is on the verge of resigning.
The same Ainsworth who everyone thinks is a useless fucker with a hitler moustache ?
Astonishing
Meanwhile, the BBC are still trying to think up a positive spin to cover the shit splattered fan.
Really, but he was doing so well?
Breaking News: There are rumours around Westminster that Bob Ainsworth is on the verge of resigning.
Harman is behind all of this.
oh to be behind harman…with a one iron
I’ts all a storm in a tea cup, and the PM is totally relaxed about all this silliness.
“Silliness”;
A Mandelson word if ever there was one.
We’ll run that line too.
fake pm.fake opposition.
fake accounts.fake news.
orwell got it so right.
knew you were a closet Trekkie. Welcome. LLAP.
We don’t understand why the rich and mighty Tory PR machine used a poster photo that was so obviously airbrushed.
Why can’t someone airbrush someone who really needs it FFS?
On election fakery;
“The Straight Choice.”
A site to watch.
http://www.thestraightchoice.org/
“Election leaflets are one of the main weapons in the fight for votes in the UK.
They are targeted, effective and sometimes very bitter. We need your help to photograph and map them so we can keep an eye on what the parties are up to, and try to keep them honest.
All you need to do is take a photo of a leaflet and tell us a bit about it.”
Dating leaflets would be a useful addition. I found the site whilst looking for the content of the 1.5 million missing 2007 Labour Election leaflets.
And in the other corner we have Gordon Klingingon by his Finger nails
Defence Secretary Bob Ainsworth met Geoff Hoon for a curry as coup plot simmered
Peter Dominiczak
11.01.10
Just took a delivery from a Courier who tells me the lads round at the nearby massive M3 motorway works depot at Junction 5 have absolutely NO grit left at the depot.
Now then,on BBC Breakfast Time this morning, they did a piece from the North Hampshire Hospital about the massive rise in broken ankles,torn knee ligaments,broken arms and concussed people who have fallen over on un-gritted pavements etc.
You may remember that Gordon Brown,at last week’s PMQ’s was asked by our local Basingstoke MP,Maria Martin;
“Given that the severe weather, which has hit my constituency badly, is predicted to continue for the next five days, what action are the Government taking now to make sure that supplies of salt and grit-including the stockpiles held by the Highways Agency-get to where they are needed most?”
to which Gordon Brown answered;
“The hon. Lady is absolutely right. I think the whole House wants to be assured that, in this difficult period of weather when some areas are more hit than others, those areas that need to grit roads will have the salt necessary to do so and all the support that other local authorities that are not so affected, and central Government, can give them. I assure the hon. Lady that salt supplies have been built up as a result of what we discovered and did last year.
At the same time,I can announce that there will be greater co-ordination of the distribution of salt, so that those areas that need that salt will not be denied it. I hope that I will be able to reassure her constituents that they will get the salt and the grit that are necessary”
This man lies so much,he does not know what day it is.
Apparently you don’t know who your local MP is either.
not a great fan of Anderson but this makes interesting reading:
http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/bruce-anderson/bruce-anderson-all-of-browns-cabinet-now-want-him-to-lose-the-next-election-1863918.html
I would also like to know what exactly happened at Wootton Basset yesterday afternoon? What is preventing the MSM from reporting this? In whose interest is this embargo? Does this confirm that democracy and freedom of expression no longer exist in fascist UK?
What happened at Wootton Bassett is that the muslims had a march and the controlled UK media have been told to keep shtum about it for fear of riling the indigenous population.
no
what happened was the march was called off and stopped by the police and the 100 or so National Front and EDL made a nuisance of themselves after realising there was no-one to fight
500 knackers were waiting for 5 bus loads of pig fuckers. An itn crew spotted them and were persuaded not to report. Various nationalist groups were aware of women stoners intentions and rallied to wooton basset to prevent it. Knacker eventually had to arrest the chief pig fucker to assure his own safety. The nationalists then held an impromtu moment of reflection by the war memorial to honour our lads and then left.
It is reported that thre are growing incidences of desecration of war memorials by our freedom and democracy hating friends.
Looks like times are tough for the real Dave.
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/03Db8IM1LH17E/610x.jpg
This bloke is actually Gordon Brown’s Doctor – you can see the drill he uses daily on our “leader”.
Dave is asking him how long he can continue patching up Brown before he simply falls apart.
“Just a few days more and then he will explode – be ready to duck”
I’m no fan of Brown but I fear that the departure of Ainsworth will only strengthen Gordon now that he is getting rid of the dead wood like Hoon and Ainsworth.
Thanks for the good news. I was getting worried that this was curtains for my greatest electoral asset.
I was having breakfast yesterday morning while watching the Andrew (I shall ask you a question and then interrupt you after 3 seconds) Marr.
They showed a piece about Brown evidently visiting some police offices and then they focused in on his hands,clenched together.
I nearly vomited across the carpet as these grotesque hands appeared,the nails terribly chewed with the thumb nails bitten almost to the root with scabs hanging off.
Makes me shiver, reporting this sighting even now.
Was there snot on them?
No – he must have eaten it already.
fire that piece of shit ChameleonDave – bring back Michael Portillo QUICK – hold the front page.
don’t be silly hes too busy knobbing diana abbott…
Guido: there’s much praise for you today at The First Post……
http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/58171,news-comment,news-politics,the-mole-bonkers-gordon-brown-peter-watt-book-rekindles-depression-talk
Trust the fucking LibDems to go back on all their promises
VOTE LIBDEM….YOU KNOW WE DON’T MEAN IT
The real Data cannot use contractions like Can’t whereas his evil twin brother can.
It matters not who leads the Labour party, but it matters who runs the country. Brown and his Brownies have made a enough of a mess of running the country to date. What we really need is a General Election and if Brown really had any courage he would call it.
what we need is the vision of gordocreep packing his belongings (old conker and used condom) into margaret beckett’s caravan and fucking off back to scotland and his prodigious roots… some f…ing chance he’ll be joining the IMF or somesuch entity
I just sent this to the PM via the no 10 website
What gives you and that mad lttle twat ed balls the right to give laptops to chavs. Its blatant vote buying and a waste of money.
You and your corrupt self serving government are so hated I cant believe you even have 1 % in the polls.
You need to watch out for Harman she is a nasty thicko that wants GB’s job. Dont worry about Dave Miliblandward he hasnt got the balls and Straw is senile. Please dont resign or get pushed out Gordon you are of most value to the country right now by carrying on in your uselss way so that the party is decimated at the GE.
This is far too well spelled for Gordon the moron to be able to understand it.
I am getting distinct nudges that Bob Ainsworth is about to resign in protest at the treatment of Jock Stirrup.
you are right about the spelling but i fawt thats wot they tawt these dayz
You wait I will show you once I get my degree in texting innit?
Why would aintbustinagut resign his lucrative job at which he has been such rubbish? Surely he’ll want to hold on until the GE to maximise his personal income? And then no doubt, along with jacqui bathplug person, he’ll be made a lord to keep that other useless twit, martin, company.
aintbustinagut to Brown;
“make me a Lord or I walk”
Brown to aintbustinagut:
“Ok”
hear u r giving away free hobnobs …when ?
has Bob the Knob gone. nothing on bbc or sky websites
The other one is just DC after a heavy Bullingdon night
Up your bullingdon.
Breaking News.
Hold the front page Guido. The Bloggers dream has come true.
Someone has invented a sex doll that can talk about football.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6963383/Foxy-Roxxxy-worlds-first-sex-robot-can-talk-about-football.html
Millipede Major on WatO about Afghan Poll…70% happy with status quo….sounds like Liebour fraud tactics again been passed to Afghans!!
telegraph reporting bob aintworthbustin’agut is going to resign – surely gorgon can’t survive this! it’s getting ridiculous
Our Armed Forces will really miss me.
I’ve been an absolute prick…..ooops, I mean absolute brick.
He’s just just another prick in the Mall
So here’s to you Iris Knobinson
Kirky loves to more than you could know
Wo Wo WO
Down on your knees Mrs Robsinson
and this time its not just to pray
whahey whahey
Quality!
Not bad… Not bad at all!
THE GORD’S PRAYER
Our Pariah, which art in Downing Street,
Hated be thy name.
Thy government come,
Our Nation’s wealth go, in 2010 as in the 1970’s.
Give us this day our daily soundbites
And forgive us our tirading against those who tyrannise against us
And lead us not into another term of office,
But deliver us from evil
For thine is the catastrophe,and the penury and the gloom
For ever and ever. Amen.
I pulled a great chcik the other night Nicole shersomethingorother. She said i had a much bigger knob than her last fella but his car was nicer than mine. Shagged ans her said I would ring her today (but im not)
STAR TREK EPILOGUE (funny bit tagged on end)
Capt’n: I couldn’t help thinking we’d met your long-lost twin when we encountered that awful Cameronoid in Space.
Data: I fail to see Capt’n how those humanoid eyes could be mistaken for my fine-tuned specimens.
Capt’n: You mean, Data that you are narcissistic after all. Next you’ll be wanting to be called Gordon Brown!
Data: I do not appear to have Gordon Brown in my memory banks Capt’n
Capt’n: After Gordon we were all lucky to have any Banks at all!
Data: (Looks extremely puzzled)
Whole Crew Laugh Heartily at Data’s expense!! – Cut to 1701a Shots + Music
The fake Muslims should have tried that on a friday night in Aldershot or
Tamworth
So Data didn’t die at the end of Nemesis. He just went back in time and became a real boy?
Am I alone in thinking that Theresa May should be MADE to wear a Counsellor Deanna Troi jumpsuit in the Commons along with her shoes?
Mr Fawkes,
Could you put Nick Robinson and Sgt Bilko up on your site. They look so much a like to me.
[...] The Cricket… but I started on the Rioja a little early and had some new coloured pens to try out. Guido Fawkes has a picture comparing Cameron and Data from Star Trek. It is quite difficult to tell them apart, but I felt that what the leader of the Conservative [...]
Hmm surreal, question does he apply logic in the same way as data and has he got an ethics processor.
A slogan for honest politics………………..
where I live we have a Presidential election on February 7th……..one of the candidates winning slogan on TV and posters is..
” I am the least bad candidate”..”menos malo”
Thought it might be a good slogan for Cameron.
What do you think?
That’s bizarre. Only last night I was wasting my time doing this:
http://tweetphoto.com/8579515
For that ‘mydavidcameron.com’ site.
If you or anyone has a funnier tagline, please suggest it. Inspiration waned once I’d done the visual gag…
Weird. Only last night I was wasting my time doing this:
http://tweetphoto.com/8579515
For that ‘mydavidcameron.com’ site.
If anyone has a better tagline to go with, please shout!
Sorry bout the double post, didn’t think the first one submitted properly.
[...] Evening Standard and Liberal Vision have been patting Guido Fawkes on the back for observing the uncanny similarity between David Cameron’s latest airbrushed [...]
Thanks for sharing, I really appreciate it.