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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
I am totally loyal to Gordon Brown.
I’m one of those guys, like Ricky Gervais, who looks like I could be a butch lesbian.
D’you think this is true, and what else am I?
What a spineless lying bunch of useless fuckwits the Labour Cabinet are !
They are all waitring in the wings – no one wants to take over cos they are going to loose big time – better let Gordon go down with the ship whilst they man the lifeboats !
Useless Cabinet ministers first, then fuckwit Labour backbenchers, then women & children !
Cromwell them
http://www.youve-been-cromwelled.org/index.php
What I really don’t get. I mean really don’t get is how this Labour Party offers any hope to any present front bencher of ever being PM if they don’t carpe diem right now.
Consider the 18 years of wilderness from 1979 to 1997. Which member of the Callaghan front-bench idiocy became Prime Minister? How many ‘leaders of the opposition’ came and went.
Likewise the Tory wilderness years from 1997 – present? What of the great white hope William Hague? Portillo? Their chances all gone. Pooof – like that. Fucked by association.
Same with Milliband, Balls, Harman et al.
Not one of them worthless fuckers is ever going to be PM if they don’t squeeze in a couple of months before May. They are going to be out on their arse for a generation. The voters will not want one of tose jackasses who sat there through the Blair/Brown idiocy and trooped through the lobbies supporting every idiot policy.
This is their only chance. And it’s not like it’s being disloyal or anything. Because Brown doesn’t do loyalty. Brown doesn’t even do sanity.
This is cowardice and idiocy on a truly epic scale. Cowards because they’re afraid to act now. And idiots if they think they’ll ever get to be PM in this lifetime if they don’t act now.
Agreed, they thought the Titanic was unsinkable, The good ship Gordon is going down as we speak!
I’ve often wondered about that.There was an entire generation after Callaghan-Kinnock,Hattersley,Smith,Cunningham as well as the gang of four who were so fed up they formed the SDP who missed out entirely on office during their “best ” years.When Labour are back in power next the Milibands,Balls& the rest of the 37-45 generation will be “yesterday’s men”.
For whatever reason; every cloud has a silver lining.
Tomorrows chip paper
“Because Brown doesn’t do loyalty. Brown doesn’t even do sanity.”
Brown doesn’t even do Brown. His savage lack of interpersonal skills can only be interpreted as an extremely subtle and clever method of getting voted out of office. No serious career minded politician who wants to stay in his job could possibly be that morose and oblivious to public sentiment.
A very reasonable point. But the whole point about the Maximum One is that he has quite systematically surrounded himself with second raters and/or those who he has leverage with. This is his house style, and pretty much what he did at Edinburgh University.
He lived in Marchmont Road, what more do you expect?!
Anyone else notice Nick Robinsons piece to camera on the BBC news this evening with a copy Kilfoyles book” Lies Damn Lies and Iraq” placed strategically on the table next to him?
So did I dream it then?
> But the whole point about the Maximum One is that he has quite systematically surrounded himself with second raters and/or those who he has leverage with.
This is a classic trait of a sociopath. They rely on him for their jobs and act as a buffer. Eventually they see through the manipulation like Mr Watt did.
Very True sir I still remember the press conference announcing Hague as the NEW Leader of the Conservative Party and there behind him stood Cecil Parkinson et all and I thought same old same old. He never stood a chance after that.
What you don’t get is: only one in ten people are natural born leaders.
When your organisation prevents the one in ten from rising to their potential (jealousy, nepotism, whatever) you are left with just:
followers
and throwing the weight of office on a follower doesn’t make him a leader
I suppose it all depends on how quickly Camerons Government takes to tank and fall apart. He’s not even in power but already his Government in waiting looks pretty threadbare. In 4 years time it could be Tory civil war with Mayor Boris wresting the crown from our sleazy little spinner.
With the added bonus of being able to beat George Canning’s record as the shortest serving prime minister in UK history, thus ensuring their immortality as a pub quiz question answer.
Spineless with Blair, and spineless with the gorgon. Nothing changes.
Lucky for them, they only have to face the spineless Cameroons
Now even Guido’s Blog system has packed up.
Why is it nothing works anymore in Jolly Old Blighty
I’m a rather tragic and obvious troll.
Sorry everyone, back to the drawing board.
Mr Balls, may I have a spank now?
Oh No. Exposed to the cruel light of day.
BTW who’s Mr Balls ?
you can shut the fuck up too Huntessa. i’m sick of your jabbering, too. are you nell, jgm2 and engineer in some sort of swinging group? you are all c’unts.
Nell, JGM2 and Engineer actually produce some of the more interesting and incisive blogs here. Behind the comments I can see education, compassion and logic. Can’t see that in your rants. I guess you are not the original as even he/she was interesting. Thus I conclude you must just be a sad tosser.
If you are talking about the real Tat – he’s irritating, annoying, provocative even downright abusive, but what he isn’t is supportive of labour . And when someone posts as him with a labour bias you know that post is false.
It’s a bit like labour trying to make out that gordon is people friendly – you just know it’s not real.
put the kettle on nell…and its time you came good on the free hobnobs offer
Ha,ha,ha
Have to agree, I’ve suffered the anger of the real TaT and he does it with a lot more style and finesse. The impostor posts a Fabian, anti frank, the Boss etc, easy to spot, same style of bullshit, in other words represents a true Nu Lab Troll or ‘A’ level free loading middle classed 19 yr old ,resitting because anger issues last year which effected his grades.
I’d have thought Fabian sat the IB at his public school. ‘A’ Levels are for state school kids.
militwit , whelan or edballs
D’you want any of them as labour leader?!!
spad-u-like ed balls, with Brown tub-thumping from the sidelines would confirm the insanity
Yes, it’s true.
And you’re a c*nt.
For ages I thought that Johan Hari was a fat, butch lesbian. His photo on his execrable column at the Independent makes the odious creature look like a bull-dyke.
He makes my flesh run cold. What a slimy fucking creep.
Joanne Hari is a woman. OK not a particularly attractive one, with that big fat ugly head but a woman nonetheless. Her column in the Indie is crap though. Full of crypto-marxist, multi-culti leftist shite. Typical London lezza crap.
Ahaa-I’ve just read on the “Mole”, and I quote:-
“There is a certain well-placed lady who just might – after many sleepless nights and much persuasion – go public at last, and sink the multiply-torpedoed ‘leader’ that is Gordon Brown today.”
I have a fair idea of who this lady might well be-I’ve actually seen her many years ago and have often wondered about what she might know-but I wouldn’t name her either-but I believe she will have lots of interesting scandal re our Prime Mentalist.
I would have no doubt whatsoever he would be sunk if she opened her mouth.
Wish that more people knew who this Saviour might be. Whilst we all want the labour party to get a real kicking at the GE. Can we really afford the consequences of inaction?
I wouldn’t expand much on that except to say that Gordon himself knows precisely to whom we refer.
I would wager his anal sphincter is twitching at the very thought.
Whoever it is can’t have much of a conscience if they’re sitting by watching Brown in action as he destroys our country. Give us a name and let’s ask her some questions.
http://www.youve-been-cromwelled.org/responses.php
Are you saying that I am corrupt?
Philip Woolas
Who, what , where is Mole
http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/58171,news-comment,news-politics,the-mole-bonkers-gordon-brown-peter-watt-book-rekindles-depression-talk
http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/58171,news-comment,news-politics,the-mole-bonkers-gordon-brown-peter-watt-book-rekindles-depression-talk
or just follow link to the story on Guido’s site top right of this page
We only discuss such matters if it is damaging to a Conservative PM.
Who is Peter Watt?
I understood this to refer to Gladys Kinnock, a sort of protegee of Gordon’s back in the day. Like her husband Neil she is a champion trougher, but although more or less morally and intellectually bankrupt is not cut from the same sociopathic cloth as Gordon and regards him (one gathers) as a danger to shipping.
Go on Gladys, do the right thing for once you old slapper.
Glenys – sorry, momentary brain freeze.
I am a fucking gypo. Tarmac your drive?
Stay where you are, agents are on the way to arrest you, you are guilty of a race hate crime. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1241994/Businessman-arrested-wife-son–anti-gipsy–email-didn-t-write.html
Hello, my name is Ed Balls, and I can’t bring myself to say the words “public sector cuts”.
He’s more bonkers than Brown.
The resemblence to Adolf Hitler is uncanny. Balls will never be PM because you couldn’t dare stick his photo on an election poster. His face is just begging for a comedy moustache and whatever feeble Labour message scrawled out and replaced with
‘Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein Fuhrer.’
Actually Ein Volk Ein Reich Ein Fuhrer…
I defer to your recollection of Nazi slogans.
‘Arbeit Macht Frei’ That was another one.
Balls has no chance of being PM. Or if he does then the UK will become a leading manufacturer of Zyklon B.
“Labour Makes you Free” How ironic.
He is Bonkers, even without much responsibility. Or Drugs.
Why would Balls ever be considered PM material in the first place? Certtainly not his charisma. What attributes does he possess that would make him a front runner?
The key to Balls’s success:He’s the only thing in Britain that doesn’t make Brown feel inadequate.The boringness of Balls is supernatural.
I love the Hoon – err…no don’t really. Glad the twat may be forgotten – Hoooooooon.
I really enjoyed this one.
I enjoyed it as much as I enjoy Domino’s Pizza…..amazing offers on at the moment.
The banner is especially funny.
….amazing offers on side orders too. Domino’s Pizza
Good video although when Nick was standing outside No. 10 it would have been nice to have had an animated Gord chucking his latest nokia at Downing street’s most loved media muppett.
“I’M GETTING ON WITH THE JOB” SAYS THE LEADER (LEADER=FUEHRER IN GERMAN)
RAGES-BUNKER MENTALITY-ISOLATION-LOSS OF REALITY-ALL ATTRIBUTES OF ADOLF HITLER
AND WE HAVE THIS FOR A PRIME MINISTER????????????????
I rather like that Amazon Kindle business myself – I like to read them as I drive around London, I mean it’s not like it’ll matter if I crash or anything, is it?
Knickers off Harriet.
Assume the position.
Prepare for a tea-bagging.
Alexander, Harriet, Jack & Peter are the GE Labour team then. The incredible four, not. Just a bunch of has beens.
Oooh young man! Yes please!!!!!
How much more cock till you’ve had enough to put a handrail round Belfast?
You offering, young man?
Great video on xhamster.com you can really handle those young paddy’s you old dog you
Thank you WC! I aim to please! You are a bit old for me though you never know
84 is not old ‘honey dew melon bottom’ still life in the old dog yet. During the war I bagged a few WAF’s and strays, the odd hun had it up them as well with a quick spurt from my spitfire!! Tally Hoe old bean!
WC! How dare you! I never spit!
A spoon full honey makes the medicine go down!
Knickers off? I’ll have you know I go commando everywhere.
you might but can u remove the crust next time
Milliband bravely ran away!!! i just couldn’t breathe for ages.
Love to see ‘Holy Grail’ amended suitably to cover that event.
“Shut up”, “No I didn’t”, “Untrue”, etc.
What a Gimp, and this is the best likely substitute they have? FFS.
Labour = No Money, No Ideas, No Credibility, No Chance!
I actually think the way Brown is prolonging this government’s death is almost criminal. He’s hired his “election generals”, he’s having daily meetings about election strategy, and yet he still won’t call the election now. The stupid Hunt wants to hang on till the very last minute before he’s forced by law to call it. Fucking twat. I can’t wait for this lot to be royally kicked out.
That is just too funny. I put “the stupid cnt” and the website made it “the stupid Hoon.” Accurate though!
if you want to write c’unt you need to disguise it c’unts have long been honourable hoons thanks to the biggest Hoon of the lot Geoffrey C’unt.
Got it?
Hoon is still a сunt though.
There used to be someone who posted the same reminder about Mr Hoon everyday.
In the end Guido changed the C word into the H word to reflect this dedication.
You F*cking Hunt. No does not have the same impact, does it.
Quickly mobilise the Labour Youth? Voting Callup age reduced to 16.
SHIT-HEAD is unveiling his A team shortly.
A Team started in America fool.
I ain’t gettin’ on no plane he’s on.
I have seen the man you call Prezza and I know as Big Boy recently.
We were discussing policy issues at my cottage nicely sat in front of a roaring fire listening to Jim Reeves(She’ll have to go) and sipping Asda Reserve Sherry.
FFS don’t tell Pauline.
Glad to be of help.
Think being really rogered by a man, might just be too much of a shock for the Lady with huge thighs.
The next time she,s shagged will be her first time.
Imagine Sarah on all fours bellowing like a bull whilst Gord slips her a big black strap-on from behind.
Gordon would never get closer than a handshake to his beard.
I don’t know why Guido tolerates this onanistic filth.
Thats cos you dont know Guido
I think you’re right, Beast. I must have offended the leader in some unfathomable cyber kinetic way.
Never mind there’s always tomorrow’s news to look forward to.
BTW why are some posts not numbered ? Are they the untouchables ?
Nor me…
She’s more likely to slip Gordo a strap-on from behind.
With Gordo squealing like a pig!
K-SKRAAARRKK!!! (pling) WHEEEEEEEEEPP!!! WHEEEEEEEEEPP!!! PURTYLI’LMOUTH! (cuttle) (flapflapflap)
oh god there goes dinner !!!!!!retchhhhhhhhh
I doubt she’s ever been rogered by Gay Gordo, unless he got pissed one night and mistook her for a big butch lorry driver.
I PREDICT A RIOT
But the BBC have been bigging up the one eyed goon all day.
Gordon Brown will personally buy a new laptop for every poor child in the country. We will take lots of photos of him handing them over with his lovely natural smile.
Meanwhile we will get John Redwood on daily politics and laugh at him because he thinks that we are running a deficit or something like that. He’s such a geek and weirdo and by opposing Gordon’s free computer scheme he shows the conservatives haven’t changed, they are still anti-European sexists just like Tony Benn and Michael Foot.
Oh and by the way, if you’re expecting any comment on Peter Watt’s expose of the PM then don’t bother watching our programmes.
Could Gollum not be arrested for grooming?
I imagine that the majority of Conservative supporters pay the BBC Tax and the majority of Labour filth don’t.The BBC is mad.It is said”Those who the Gods wish to destroy they first make mad”.I pray for the destruction of the BBC.
’twas ever so. The crafty separation of paying the piper from calling the tune was the best trick the socialists ever pulled.
LAPTOPS 4 LOAFERS. It just might work…
Soon to be property of Cash Converters……Tennents Super ain’t cheap you know.
FYI, quite a few blogs are down, suffering problems, it is a DNS attack on ENO and others.
ENOM
Laughing at the smug Neo Socialists who cannot bring themsleves to admit a Labour Government, a Labour Government! has tripled our national debt during a global boom with so little effect, has taken us to war on a tissue of lies, and whose main players care far more for the trinkets of office than the plight of those they rule.
It is in the nature of the Labour Parteh to spend other people’s money like a drunken sailor on ‘ore leave, but how galling it must be for the few believers left that the head man is a manic depressive, bullying, lying, foul mouthed spendaholic, who has racked up a vast mountain of debt merely to satisfy his tortured ego, and to underpin his delusions of grandeur.
The Scotch Raj in London will not be sated in it’s urge to exploit the English until the English stand up for themselves.
There will two electorates in England this May, the drones of the client state, and those who have to pay for them.
What happens when the drones outnumber the payers.
They’ll be in power for ever.
Er, they already do. However, they are now so wasted and lethrgic, a trip to a polling station would seem a huge event for little reward.
7 million public sector workers + 5 million unemployed scum + 4 million Muslims + 4 million illegals + 5 million jocks = Lots of Labour votes
My cousin, at last!
Fuck you Jack.
We didn’t CHOOSE to be unemployed.
Most of us understand the game, and unlike TOOLS like you, we hate the GAME not the PLAYER.
Now grow up. 400,000 “vacancies” don’t employ 7 million + unemployed people, and that’s the bottom fucking line, apart from the fact…
You are a tool.
Get a fucking job you idle jock Hunt.
Those 400,000 ‘vacancies’ didn’t employ 2 million Poles, Latvians and Indian immigrants either.
But they got a job while the native Brits sat at home on ‘incapacity’ benefit with their dicks in their hands wanking over the track-suit-clad, lard-arsed, zit-infested cock-holster in the ‘I think my brother might be the father of my child – help me DNA the little bastard’ episode of Trisha.
Hey Kyle how do I get on your show?
Not really. Our best brains, workers and ‘get up and go types’ will do just that.
The country will become the shithole it was in 1977 at which time the drones will vote for a Thatcher Mk11 to rescue the country, create growth following which the drones will vote Labour for a bigger suck at the teat.
Its the way we are.
Socialism like alcoholism is a disease.
I wonder whether CMD has the right stuff to be a Thatcher-like saviour? He needs to get over his desire to be popular PDQ. This country is in serious guano and we need some big league grown ups to deliver sharp doses of unpleasant medicine.
We most certainly do not need Blair Mk II nor any of the Blair like slick marketing.
No they won’t. Socialism is like a free rock concert with no fence round it: the first couple of hours are fun, but as the number of non-paying non-working people becomes too much for the industrious stadium employees shovelling the dung clear and keeping the place tidy, it all starts to unravel: they end in the same way too, with exploding sewage and the stench of human waste everywhere, the workers having left for distant shores leaving behind a writhing quivering mass of pointless poorly-prepared for life chavs.
Far be it for me to disagree with the erudite TT.
My memory of the 70′s is that bad drives out good. Many of the brightest and best left this country because of Wilson/Callaghan regimes.
Many came back in 80′s/90′s after Maggie had cleaned the stables.
Like with the alcoholic, the socialist must hit rock bottow before he changes his ways. We are just about there. NuLab have wrecked UK and we will only see the true extent of this degradaion in about twenty years. Blair and Brown will be seen for what they are – one a second rate snake oil salesman the other an embittered dysfunctional social engineer.
RIP UK
To Tuscan Tony at 34. Your analogy is absolutely spot on sir. By the way can we have a lot more totty on your blog please?
Hot yoot on cow action there right now.
What happens when the drones outnumber the workers?
Bankruptcy. Coming to a place near you – SOON!
They’ll vote themselves into economic armageddon.
Democracy depends on citizens taking informed decisions.
A democracy can destroy itself or morph into something unspeakably horrible if it loses sight of common sense.
Let me out of here. You have no right to lock me in like this.
I am getting on with the job I tell you.
Harriet ? Jack ? Peter ? Is that you out there. I know you’re out there.
Let me out I tell you.,
Emily’s had a hair do, gone is that big dry and tousseld, boyish looking thatch, now it’s all silky girl emo. Still got the rough tweedy hunting jacket though.
The real reason Labour hasn’t got rid of Brown is because the male Labour MPs enjoy tossing off to Sarah too much. She has got lovely legs, you have to agree:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/22/article-1194760-056F0C72000005DC-304_468x947.jpg
And looks what the poor sods had to deal with the previous 10 years:
http://www.topnews.in/light/files/Cherie-Blair.jpg
“I did not have sexual relations with that bender.”
Shame about the boat race.
“Glamorous” dyke Sarah Brown has legs like fucking tree trunks. Still, she performs a useful function as Gay Gordon’s beard.
Come the election defeat they’ll go their own separate ways. She to her girlfriend in Canterbury and Gordon back to see the boys in Cape Cod.
Nope, she’s a ginger crocadillapig with upside down ankles.
Now the young thing next to her would get a hot beef injection, no question…
Sean Woodward……….he makes Angband Wormtongue look like Snow White.
Reading comments on the blog it seems that those voting Labour will be confined to the blind and the deaf.
…or possibly, the blonde and the dead.
Don’t bother posting on the Coffee House blog at the Spectator if you’re critical of Israel. Fraser Nelson and his neo-con mods won’t publish your comments unless you’re suitably sycophantic to the chosen people.
When he’s not attacking David Cameron, Fraser Nelson likes nothing better than sucking up to the Israelis. You’ll never get an anti-Israel post past him and his courageous moderators.
That’s free speech, neocon style.
The Speccie has gone downhill since D’Ancona left and Nelson took over. New owners the Barclay brothers are turning it into anti-Cameron propaganda and Massie, Blackburn, Hoskin and the rest of the pinkos are just loving it.
Thank God for Rod Liddle.
At least Mary Riddell hasn’t joined up yet.
“Guidogram subscribers saw this broadcast last week…
…and the week before that…and the week before that…”
Oh dear, Jimmy’s dementia is kicking in again.
Jimmy doesn’t really get out much. The medication makes the world seem that much bigger than even when he was a child.
How can you save him from himself?
Outcome of tonight’s Brown/PLP Meeting:
Same old bollocks and spin as the last one. Brown had them cheering till the ceiling plaster started to crumble. Everbody is 100% behind him. Gordon has promised to change. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit….
….Gordon was wonderful, he’s the right man to lead us into these difficult times..whoops I mean ‘out of’..Gordon is the most perfect human being ever. He was witty and charming and not at all weird and spiteful.”
Yes, once again, I have learnt the lessons, I have drawn a line under this, I am moving on and getting on with the job because it’s the right thing to do.
Do you want Tory cuts or Labour investment because they were wrong on the recession and wrong on the recovery ??
I can save the world from those Tories who would eat your babies.
i really think you need to keep on with these snappy new phrases to get your message across…..it is lovely that you invent fresh new soundbites but a bit of repetition never did any harm…..
100% Increase in Expenses if successful in the forthcoming Election. Stupid Bastards haven’t worked out it won’t cost us any extra. In fact with Brown and his Top Team. Especially Harman getting more exposure. The Great British taxpayer will be saving over 30%.
‘made the speech of his life’ was mentioned again today. I remember that one from the last time he addressed his backbenchers behind closed doors begging them not to dump him in favour of somebody at least approaching some degree of competence, personability or even basic grasp of reality.
Shame he can never make these ‘speech of his life’s in front of any member of the public or press.
What a superabundance of gutless wankers those labour scumbag traitors are.There they are beavering and conspiring away in memory of Joseph Stalin and ‘getting on with the job’ I curse them down the corridors of hell for all eternity, the bastards.
As a matter of interest. During my life I have been called ‘a bastard’ many many times. I smile and say, ” Flattery will get you nowhere”
To Anonymous.
OT,I hear they are having a COBRA meeting tomorrow to discuss further rationing of salt.
Ah well more snakes in the grass I suppose.
It’s the same administrative principle as the Health Service.
The gritting the roads committee dedicates its efforts to issuing instructions not to grit the roads because there is no salt.
Management effort in the NHS is dedicated to rationing treatment, queuing patients up, (i.e. delaying necessary treatment) and depriving people of treatment, whilst rigging the targets to show 100% compliance and incredible improvements.
The NHS is safe in our hands; standards will be maintained says DC.
What a dismal prospect. What an acknowledgement of political failure.
The larger the organisation, the greater the scope for inefficiency. The NHS, as we all know, is VERY large. Many have tried to improve it, few have made much headway. The whole fiscally rapacious monster has taken on a life of it’s own. It used to be one of the best healthcare deliverers in the world, but no longer.
Time to take a look at how others do the job, and to learn; but changing it will be a bloody battle. No wonder Cameron fights shy.
In the NHS you’re a cost, not a customer and costs are always minimised.
For the sake of no more than 15m GBP, the savings ordered on Councils to limit Grit Salt to 6 days supply have cost this Country some 20 Billion in direct loss of productivity and income in the World Marketplace, and then double it again for consequential loss.
And these cowardly custards want another chance after 12 years of total incompetence to prove their worth. It’s not like the purchase, storage and distribution of Road Salt is particulary complicated. Those Council sheds should be full of product at all times. But they weren’t because these prats find more PC ways to spend our money. Mansions for Immigrants that don’t work, and actually can’t afford to work. Etc Etc.
50 Lorries will deliver 12000 tonnes of salt today……? Er, the maximum weight of transported goods on British roads is 38 tonnes. So that 12000 tonnes/by 50 lorries = 240tonnes per lorry…….I don’t think so, do you?
Worse still, the high grade salt now being diverted to our roads instead of Germany used to go to electrolysis plants in the North West – producing sodium (for caustic soda) and chlorine (for bleach and clean water supplies)
Still, you don’t need chemistry to import a laptop
are you trying to suggest the dear leader’s maths isn’t up to much? how very dare you…..
So Broon has a cse grade 5 in maths as well as english
Who is this Anonymous? It was I wot rote that and I am gildedtumbril.
At least the empty plinth in Trafalgar Square has something worthwhile now. Statue of Air Marshall Keith Park, Battle of Britain hero.
Fuck me this thread is slow!
How longs a piece of string?
From one end to the other.
Any ideas?
That sound you’re hearing is Tony B Liar laughing his arse off over this crumbling government. “What is important is that me and Cherie are minted. Sod the rest of you. I’m off to earn another fat cheque as middle east peace envoy! I’m doing a splendid job on that!”
Do you get cheap booze from the duty free in Saudi?
Naaah, that fat c unt Idi Amin drank the lot.
Lib Dems: “Stupid and shouldn’t have happened”
Sounds like a dictionary definition to me….
Now that I’m nearly nine I’ve been thinking aout birthday presents and stuff. Teacher is quite good at school but I do know that I want to be more eager or rebellious or something. I’ve even thought of putting chewing gum under my desk at school. Or slamming my desk top down to make a noise. I can’t make up my mind. Oh golly, so I made these comments instead:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6983876.ece
I do love Gordon in a funny sort of way but he’s not my friend, not really, I don’t think I’ve got any friends except my brother and he’s a toff….
Never mind Milipede. Just stick to your Frankfurt School doctrines, the Communist Manifesto, and the works of Herbert Marcuse and Antonio Gramsci.
I hear from Nick Robinson at the BBC that Gordon Brown has made “the speech of his life” at tonight’s PLP meeting and has united the whole of the party behind him.
Hooray for Gordon!
Five more years!
Five more years!
A speech?
A brilliant speech will change everything?
The problem with Brown is the translation of words into actions.
It never happens.
gordon said yesterday he was getting on with the job .
Sarah said today he has spent the time building four snowmen in the garden, apparently alone, she doesn’t say he did it with his sons.
Was he building them in his own image , pretending they are never going to melt as he recited the words of the poem which Nelson Mandela said had sustained him through his years in prison and which gordon claims is his inspiration……
http://www.englishverse.com/poems/invictus
Poor deluded gordon. He’s still trying to steal other people’s courage in the belief it will win him votes.
Gordoom often tells us that he’s getting on with the job, but seldom tells us what “the job” is. Until recently, it was “investment, not Tory cuts”, but since Mandelson and Darling have told him that he can’t say that anymore, he’ll have to find a new catchphrase. Balls is all for “Tories are toffs”, but wiser voices counsel against using this, so for now he’s just getting on with the job of getting on with the job.
Meanwhile, the rest of the nation marks time ’till the GE.
If he’s ‘getting on the job’ why the fcuk does the ugly cnut keep being filmed in schools, with the mad google-eyed scrote balls? what on earth can he be doing for the country if he’s spending half the day going backwards and forwards to all these schools?
Coming up with this:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/6969091/Education-guarantees-will-cause-chaos.html
They’ve missed one. Teachers are still allowed to decide for themselves how many sugars to have in their tea. Still, now it’s on this blog, I’m sure the Department for Children, Learning and General Indoctrination will specify the number of sugars, size of mug and supplier of teabags.
No wonder teachers are frustrated. Seriously, is there any scope left in the curriculum for teachers to use their own initiative?
As I’ve said no doubt: we spend all our time weighing the pig and proving (several times in different ways to meet different targets to satisfy different audiences) that we’ve weighed it – but no time feeding it.
Crap parents don’t care what the pig weighs or what you fed it. They just want it out of the house for a while.
Any government that really wants to sort education has to sort this out.
Where have we heard this before!!!!!!!!
Try this for a dose of reality.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/jan/11/gordon-brown-labour-relaunch
Nick Robinson wants to be Gordan’s special bald friend.
Bowies Opening song on Ziggy Stardust is called “Five Year” and was a terrifying vision of the madness that engulfed humanity in its final five years. Do you think he forsaw another five years of this Goverance by imbiciles ?
The track list was…
Another Five Years
Arsehole Love
Broonage Daydream
Harman
It ain’t Ed(die)
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Suffering Country
Let’s commit electoral suicide
Labour slogan: NOT FLASH. JUST AUTISTIC.
Lib Dem slogan: NOT SMART. JUST NICK CLEGG.
Not Flash just Fucked !
Will you marry me?
Yeah, only if you let me nail your knackers to the nearest tree.
If he say no, can I be considered?
Latest Poll
CON 40%
LAB 24%
LD 20%
Should nail that Hung Parliament lie being put about , but it probably wont.
Don’t worry ALJaBeebya is good at lies.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/6968900/Gordon-Brown-PLP-economy.html
gordon telling his troops tonight that his hardwon economic recovery is going to be their platform for victory at the next election.
They all duly clapped and cheered! They make lemmings look intelligent!!!
show me your fanny nell! show me your fanny now!
Sad imitation. Not even vaguely amusing.
Well said! You and I both I think would recognise that real Tat!
Anyway nell, about this fanny.
well pg I know it’s difficult for labour to concentrate on the job in hand ie on how to win the election.
but just try! Not least because all your efforts ( ie ed balls, militwit, hoon, hewitt, ainbustinagit to name but a few) to date are proving highly entertaining!
yeah get it out nell. you know you want to. and I am the real tat. not that I need to prove anything to you two cripples. especially you enginner you boring c’unt.
TaT had many irritating traits and faults, but he could spell.
engineer. do you want your troll skull crushed you c’unt? don’t fuck with me when i’m in a bad mood. i’ll fuck your wife and wipe my cock on your curtains afterwards. you c’unt.
VOTE INDEPENDENT
That’s my boy!
answering your own posts won’t make you any more convincing but at least we know who you are now since you do this all the time trying to make it seem like anyone gives a shit about your boring drivel
http://blogs.wsj.com/iainmartin/2010/01/08/labours-election-campaign-the-word-shambles-springs-to-mind/
thick as thieves = ed balls and charlie whelan conspiring with gordon over that core vote strategy / class divide thingy when mandy’s not around to administer gordon’s medicine!
nell did I not tell you to shut the fuck up? if not, shut the fuck up! bitching on like engineers little bitch. you can expect a slap. i’ll slap the fucking pair of you. little yapping bitches. you are like two jack russles, yapping away. c’unts. and yes it’s me, in a very fucking bad mood. c’unts.
Bless! Have a sherry. Rest for now. We’ll talk another time.
PS. What’s happened to your usually sharp spelling and the use of capitals in your name?
You couldn’t be an imposter could you?? You aren’t edballs or even bored damian in that catholic boys school? Are you??!!
hello Nike still trying to stalk someone who isn’t there ?
you really are a complete fuckwit
Maybe this will put you out of your misery
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/1734/1781/1600/christmas%2075.1.jpg
Hard-won economic recovery? Has he found a pound coin down the back of a No. 10 sofa?
If this is a recovery, it’s a good job we didn’t have a recession….
Recovery? so why are so many people on a three day week and un employment is still going up?
oh shut the fuck up engineer. you are as boring as that other c’unt jgm2. just dry your fucking eyes and shut the fuck up you c’unt. and take that slag nell with you.
consider your skulls crushed. c’unts.
thats fucked it for the hobnobs then tat
What recovery? Gordon Brown has smashed the British economy.
Yeah. What ‘recovery’? Squandering 200bn quid you haven’t got to buy a single quarter of recovery after a year and a half of recession is not a ‘hard-won recovery’. It’s just throwing good money after bad you incompetent jackass.
The Madness of Desperate men !
“Let’s unite to fool the People and bleed them dry through expenses claims and immoral taxation.” Don’t worry, brothers, the idiotic electorate will keep us in power.”: http://eotp.wordpress.com/
Con 41, Lab 28 Lib Dem 19%
The Angus Reid poll result today shows Conservatives 40 and labour 24 . A 16% lead for the Conservatives.
Bearing in mind that Angus Reid ask a more direct question of their participants than other polsters – ‘who will you vote for?’ rather than ‘who do you support?’ it suggests that labour has a bigger problem than it likes to believe.
Being new, Angus Reid are a real thorn in the side of the cosy cartel between most other pollsters, media and government, ie they are much closer to the truth about how the electorate feel about this government.
i’m giving you one last chance to shut the fuck up nell. no more warnings.
Listen fake labour tat I’ve been around too long to be afraid of you.
I might respect the real TaT, even whilst I don’t agree with his views, but you , the worthless failing labour troll that you are, are not worth a scintilla of beetle dung.
tat said ‘final warning’. not ‘no more warnings’. dullard.
show some respect you c’unt.
24%? 24? I suppose it’s better than 30%. But still – 24%. One quarter of the UK electorate so utterly brain-dead that the reality of Labour’s economic fuckwittery still has not penetrated their information-resistant skulls.
Maybe the Tories need to employ some guerilla tactics. Bribe Trisha and Jeremy Kyle to explain that Gordon has fucked the economy right in the middle of their shows. Or blackmail ‘em.
Or set up a fake shopping channel. The ABL channel.
‘This cheap perfume will make you smell like Kerry Katona’s sweatpants – unfortunately you can’t afford it because Gordon Brown has fucked the UK’s economy. Vote Tory so that maybe your children will be able to afford ‘Eau de Katona’
I have a spare server or two…
http://www.fasthosts.co.uk/Domains/register-domains/AvailabilityCheck/default.asp?d=anyonebutlablour.co.uk
I was thinking of an actual TV channel like QVC.
Emily Nomates could be the eager scantily clad nodding totty while some motormouth gives it:
‘This guaranteed 100% polyester underwear comes with its own tube of Canestan but you can’t afford it because this jackass Labour government has completely fucked the UK economy. Vote Tory so that you can afford to dress your pre-pubescent kids up in wholly inappropriate underwear. Your live in boy-friend (not the father) will thank you for it forever. Or until he’s arrested.’
Curse of Jonah starting to hit again (and again)
Firstly:
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/UK-Gas-Prime-Minister-Gordon-Brown-Says-Britain-Has-Enough-Fuel-To-Get-Through-The-Cold-Snap/Article/201001215517848?lpos=UK_News_Carousel_Region_2&lid=ARTICLE_15517848_UK_Gas%3A_Prime_Minister_Gordon_Brown_Says_Britain_Has_Enough_Fuel_To_Get_Through_The_Cold_Snap
and now:
http://news.google.co.uk/news/url?sa=t&ct2=uk%2F3_0_s_0_0_t&usg=AFQjCNHH4r2P9G57OtoCngOKou9VpNK5gg&cid=17593691099534&ei=jIxLS8GEMKKEjAfJo8fiAw&rt=HOMEPAGE&vm=STANDARD&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbusiness.timesonline.co.uk%2Ftol%2Fbusiness%2Findustry_sectors%2Futilities%2Farticle6984243.ece
http://news.google.co.uk/news/url?sa=t&ct2=uk%2F3_0_s_0_3_aa&usg=AFQjCNGss6fSHOsZT8zRMa3TIKE7Hg6FtQ&cid=17593691099534&ei=jIxLS8GEMKKEjAfJo8fiAw&rt=HOMEPAGE&vm=STANDARD&url=http%3A%2F%2Fonline.wsj.com%2Farticle%2FBT-CO-20100111-711798.html%3Fmod%3DWSJ_World_MIDDLEHeadlinesEurope
how much responsibility will he take?
Can I interest you in the website tinyurl?
Now on E-Bay
270,000 Laptops for sale…..will exchange for fags and booze.
Made me laugh to see old Gordon thinking that the ‘poor’ ie chavs will use laptops to do any schoolwork.I can assure everybody who reads this blog that all the teenagers I have had the pleasure of working with spend all the time on social networking sites and none on schoolwork. You could walk around an IT classroom and as soon as your back is turned pupils are downloading pictures of young women in various states of undress or pictures of violent gun scenes,(you get the drift)rather than getting on with their coursework/research. Then a week before coursework is due in they are in a state of panic as they’ve only completed about a tenth of said coursework.Unless their parents are standing beside them all the time these laptops are being used they will be an utter waste of money.I expect many of them will turn up on eBay.
A good poll for the Tories with Populus too.
http://www1.politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2010/01/11/the-tories-move-up-3-to-41-with-populus/
has Toy nbee squeezed a Christmas log out yet?
WAAARRKK!!! POLLYWANNAMACCA!!!
Guido
How do i contact you outside the blog.? I want an alliance
I just spoke to the BBC compalints dept to object that they had changed their programming to nail Iris Robsinson. She is guilty of nothing yet as nothing is proved except that she did get some young knob.
My objection as a traditional conservative (which does not necessarily mean I will be voting dave as I will probably stand as and Indi against Harperson) family man with a strong sense of fairness.,EG as an ex aspirational successful grammer school boy that has been soaked by this lot I am fed up to the point of Guy Fawkes proportions.
Iris Robsinson has done less wrong allegedly than most of the bent fucks in the houses of parliament. Young cock is not a crime. selling an aspiring businessman is not a crime even if is he is knobbing you and stops then asking for the money back is not a crime either.
When I called the BBC complaints dept as i could not access it online I spoke to a very pleasant Irish chick that was more than willing to share her “impartial” views. Namely that Iris knobinson was a hypocrite which I thought was Irish for normal. Most of the chicks there have to be hypocrites so that they dont get preganant every weekend in a world without jonnies. She was quite opinionated which i must say i respected hugely even though it must surely be a no no at the beeb.
My point was not that Iris was not a theiving , hypocrite, hot ageing cockslut but that to single her out like this instead of doing a number on the dysfunctional, nutty as a fruitcake, mad , bad genes, arrogant, architect of the new shit england was very cruel and very political as I suppose usually the double pentration party…. er sorry i mean the DUP who would normally vote with the blues of course was not exactly impartial.
Will the beeb be highlighting the madness of king gord, the banana arse of dave milibland, the senility of Jack straw, the Huntishness of harperson of the meglomania of Balls. I doubt it.
I love the Beeb mostly politics aside so cant withdraw my custom but I will refuse the fee this year
I want an alliance?
Alliance & Leicester?
I did think the timing a tad peculiar,this has been common knowledge in NI for months apparently,ditto the Adams family “problems” common knowledge for years especially with the security services.aah maybe its a coincidence
for a chuckle, re visit
“gordon brown is” on google
“harriet harman is”
“ed balls is a bully”
ha ha ha
Tories pledge a 75% cut in immigration.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2802566/Tories-pledge-a-75-percent-cut-in-immigration.html
This idea needs fleshing out
Carrot and stick
We should pay airlines/ferries to screen passengers before they arrive, fine them if they carry illegals, reward them if the passenger is a genuine refugee
He probably plans to tax all the useful people out of the country so he can get the state to subsidise importing some more for his benefactors low paying businesses.
Huzzah! Another cast-iron guarantee.
Thought you’d run out of Christmas crackers, Dave.
Tell us another one, just like the other one, tell us another one, Dave.
It was said of George Bernard Shaw that he didn’t have any enemies and none of his friends liked him.
It will be said of Gordon Brown that he didn’t have any friends, had loads of enemies and everybody hated him.
Emily, you look lovely with your new hair.
Yeah, I got it off a stall on Portobello Market. I’m bald normally due to crack cocaine abuse.
has anybody else noticed the increasing number of government sponsored ads on the tv?
watching billy connolly tonight and there were ads about speeding, ant smoking, health throughout – sick of the health fascism
this is our money they are spending on their propaganda FFS
Was there anything about swine flu ?
Apparently certain political parties arm in arm with certain pharmaceutical industries are making huge amounts of monies from scaremongering about swine flu and the need for the swine flu vaccine as the real risk itself recedes.
Our own labour party , of course, is very short of funds. Maybe this is one way to plug the financial gap??!!
no swine flu but a great one based on the ‘notion’ of MMCC – being asked to drive 5 miles less each day to save the planet. For me that would mean going to work okay but having to leave the car 5 miles from home and walk the rest of the distance on foot – irrespective of my doubts on MMCC this idea is fucking MAD
I don’t want the government in my living room
I waded through the snow to get to the cinema, and lo-and-behold there was the Gerbil Worming Propaganda ad with the “for the Children” message.
Fascism has started in this country.
Did you see tat there?
No, It was straight night. TaT is Gay4Pay.
stole £50,000
fined£1500
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6983876.ece
one law for them
another for the rest of us
So why didn’t Prick Robinson on the BBC news point out Mandelson telling Mong and balls where to sit on the sofa like two little naughty kids?
ITV pointed it out so why not the BBC?
I’m planning to enter Parliament on Wednesday at 12 armed with a pistol,a hand grenade and £10′s worth of copper wrapped in a sock.
PS. MI5 and Special Branch please do not read this.
South of the M4. Is he/she just arselicking, or is it a multiple persona?
FFS that fat incompetent bullshitter Prescot is on newsnight…. Going to throw up.
HA HA! the retards from Hull who voted for him…. just look and listen!!!
Another Newsnight love in with New Labour. WTF!! It amounted to a fucking seminar about how Labour could win the next election, and all on license fee payers money. And don’t even get me started on that superannuated cocksucker Roy Smattersley. Who let the fucker out of the secure unit at the nursing home FFS?
Oh and get this. Labour are gonna try to legislate for an AV referendum in the next parliament. I wonder why.
Newsnight was painful to watch. Those two fat, useless, bullshit merchants Dumb & Dumber with smug Paxo enjoying a chat with his old mates about the Labour Party.
He gets paid millions for this crap.
With the country broke and 3 million unemployed etc. etc. he should have confronted them with their failure.
No-one at the BBC would even think of doing that. History will.
I’ve got to stop watching Newsnight.I get so angry at the partisan nature of the programme. Jeremy Paxman is absolutely f………g useless interviewing anybody from the Labout party.Old John Prezza and bumbling Hattersley took over the show. Bloody outrageous.
he should have punched them and sucked the cock of any Conservatives on the programme live
only way to make Newsnight impartial
They’ve been sucking Labour cock for years. Why change now?
OT
Just been over to BBC Politics where the big story is still Iris Robinson – or, more correctly her husband standing down for six weeks. But what has turned my fucking hard-drive to stone is a picture of some horror called Arlene Foster.
Jesus. What’s the story with that?
Taken a severe battering from the ugly stick.
Looks like a cross between Clare Short and Harridan Harperson.
Everyone is entitled to be a tad ugly but she’s downright abused the privilege
Link?
Arlene Foster another f………..g lawyer.
Take the hint Gordon and Foxtrot Romeo Oscar.
http://extras.timesonline.co.uk/pdfs/tthtimespoll.pdf
Aaronovitch tour de force:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/david_aaronovitch/article6984198.ece
Good news for the Truth, bad news for Death Panel supporters
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8453223.stm
Superb News for Comedy. Bad news for books, witches, evolution and geographical comprehension.
BBC News website. ‘Salt stocks ‘must be conserved’
Surely that is merely a government announcement.
‘Salt stocks running dangerously low.’ Now that’s news.
Who do these government arse rimmers think they’re fucking kidding?
All eyes switch to Chilcott to-day as ” Ally” takes to the stand(sorry comfy chair complete with bottled Malvern Water and Refresher mints).Will you learn anything new? What do you think ……………….
Outraged! Where has the weather girl gone? In the worst winter for 50 years we need to be given our important forecast facts by a young lady with the right proportions to bring on a warm front and save us all from the snowpocalypse
http://bit.ly/4Ybcy4
Boris skewers Labour in a screamingly funny speech as he debates “my cousin Alan” Alan Johnson , in a clash on proportional representation. Boris compares Brown to “Marlon Brando in the last scenes of Apolocalypse Now”! Brilliantly satirical speech.