This weeks Guy News is a blockbuster, it is going out to Guidogram subscribers this afternoon as soon as Emily Nomates gets back from the pub. It is free to subscribe – thousands have already and that is why more people watch Guy News than WebCameron…
Don’t miss Hoon, Hewitt, Hilton, Harman and another bash at Nick Robinson…
Andrew Lansley Has Been Shot | Dan Hodges
Another Gay Gaffe From Ken | Standard
Pensioners Paying Price for Funny Money | Telegraph
Ken Penis Gaffe | Metro
Hague Photo Mystery | Guardian
The Iranian Model is Hitler | Lawrence J. Haas
No.10′s Andrew Cooper Should Look at this Poll | Douglas Carswell
Livingstone Has Form on Homophobia | ConservativeHome
Investors HBack Over RBS Meddling | CityAM
Riddled With It | Pink News
I Went Mad in the Seventies | Ken
Guy Newsroom Splits | Indy
Polly’s Voodoo Polling | UK Polling Report
Labour SpAd Backs the Bill | Mark Wallace
Guido Goes for the Lobby | Press Gazette
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Max Clifford says…
“Most people want to read nasty things about people, not nice things.”
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
Emily, Emily.
Why on earth is she coming back from the boozer – it’s Friday you fascist pig dog!!
What is YouTube Data2 and what do the numbers represent?
It’s a cover story, Emily was with me.
She has to stay there until she finds the video funny. She could be there some time.
One assumes that Harman backed down when Gordon offered to get the CPS to drop the driving on the phone charge. What did Staw get from Gordon?
A nice safe seat for Wills.
I thought Will was taking his grandfathers seat in Wormwood Scrubs:
Scoff scoff. Brilliant
always wondered why blackjack removed the death penalty for traitors
Ministry of Justice,……..my a.se.
try making it before you get boozed up – it doesn’t play on yootoob, fail Ms Plentymates.
Woohoo! Can’t wait!
I wouldn’t get excited.
This edition of the Guidogram is no more than a repeat of the Guy News skit for a blog post from earlier this week that attracted 339 replies.
Hardly “a blockbuster”.
Which Hoon shouldn’t we miss – there are so many of them!
That fucking hoon Hewitt.
From this moment on hoon should be spelt with a small h. In much the same way as fucking retard and twat aren’t capitalised.
What was that about those who run with the hares?
“as soon as Emily Nomates gets back from the pub.”
What, like Tuesday afternoon then?
I thought we were all supposed to be drinking less.
Thought we were all supposed to be imbibing less.
You are very welcome to my share of the reduced intake.
Does Emily drink pints of bitter? Go on say she does, please.
Oh my God. I’ve been ‘modded’
Me too – didn’t like me calling Brown a lump of dog shit.
Surely that is a very kind description of the grotty lump of poo?
I only visited to collect the milk money.
That’s my job.
Correct, but we had an objection from the dog shit which was very displeased with being compared to Gordon Brown
It started in Amreica
So did the Lindy Hop.
During the year 1943 my aunt Maude was shagged by a GI. She apparently enjoyed it but the rest of the family including her husband Jock were very upset.
https://twitter.com/parliament_spy
We always get f***** by Americans so your aunt Maude just carried on a great tradition similar to that enjoyed by the French and Germans
“ooo lalah takenzee moi up la derriere mein herren”
Yes my son, I am here.
Another bash at Nick Robinson, for real.
With cricket bats?
O/T
I’m a bit thick, can someone tell me how i can read the editorial on Guido in LeMonde.
I tried the English version and couldn’t find the story.
I’ve read it. Mainly autobiographical, it doesnt say anything that you won’t already know. But it does describe Iain Dale as his friend.
I read it as lover, but my French, est un peu!
I read it as he had a special place for Iain
I wondered why a mainstream centre-right French newspaper was interested in a self-proclaimed Libertarian blogger – until I got to the raking over of Guido’s connection with an offshore tax haven (site hosted in the Cayman Islands: boo!) and to the Anglo-Saxon evil of bond dealing.
Maybe Sarko felt it appropriate to seek revenge for being nasty to his best mate Gordo?
I tried to give you the direct link but it has gone to moderation and seeing as Guido will be in the pub by now, it’s unlikely to get released any time in the near future. Put this into Google, 6th result down, use Google translation. Le Monde guido fawkes
Cheers RH.
You’ll find out what “dodu” means.
Is it too late for your cartoonists to do a take on that old Simon & Garfunkel song, “Here’s to You, Mrs Robinson, heaven holds a place for those who pray. . . “?
I remember that. I really wanted to shag the daughter but I ended up shagging the mother. She didn’t buy me a cafe though.
You’ll never guess who Iris had in the back of my cab the other day?
you ended up doing both of them didnt you?
And Anne Bancroft was only 37 rather than 60. (I’m sure iris was 59 this morning … perhaps its her birthday).
Same age as Harriet Harman but god she looks miles more desirable than the old car pranger.
Tell me about it, you fuckers can laugh but I’m the poor Huhne that has to crawl into bed with her tonight.
Why is guidos’ bar in gay pride colours in the graphic?
It’s becuase he like a two finger twix
What other colours would Gay news use?
It’s the psychedelic drugs party not the gay party
It’s a rainbow – with a pot of comedy gold at the end of it (if Gordon ‘white knuckles’ Brown holds on).
On the widely used “subscriber per kilo of bodyweight” measure, “carbon” Cameron is way ahead of “Michelin” Guido of course.
Egypt deports Galloway. Well done but why send him back here.
I wish our government was as efficient at ejecting toe rags
Apparently Galloway backed onto an Egyptian National Guard’s bayonet. The poor guard has been executed for having an offensive person on his weapon!
Hahahaha!
Galloway is rather a repulsive person, but quite often he talks a lot of sense.
I prefer the c-nut on his knees lapping milk
France sent a mad mullah packing back to Egypt this morning, no ifs, no buts just called him a dangerous radical and banged him on a plane flying south. Now in snotbrownBritian of course he’d be holed up with yer yuman rites lot and still there in 20 years time.
C’est la vie.
Yes
and the Gyppos will probably cut his ***** off for good measure…
Thay know how to deal with this type of vermin…!
I subscribe to Guy News.
It’s a blinder and I thoroughly recommend it
WANKER
you’re nicked me bewties!!
Hear, hear !! We love it too.
Have your tickets ready for inspection please,ladies and gentlemen.
Forget Gordon ( the Fat Controller ) and the trains. Follow my example and clash with the police when you’re driving.
or distributing dog shit around the capital’s train stations
Free each week you get a bit of plastic and after 6000 weeks you get a model of the houses of Par**ment………
BBC;
“Salt levels are now so dangerously low – that the Highways Agency has been forced to stop gritting the hard shoulder of motorways”
Evidently that piece of shit Brown has told them to do this.
And the excrement cannot even drive a bloody car.
Anyway,fairly simple to stop on the hard shoulder at 40mph when it’s 2 feet deep with snow,eh Brown you fucking useless lump of dog shit?
I’d be really impressed it you got more hits than Lady Sonia.
You naughty little boy, now take off my panties and wear your own in future
It should be “This week’s”.
I also don’t think Nick Robinson was made to look as silly as you claim. This is just an opinion.
A warm welcome to order-order for Nick’s mum, please.
I’m no fan of Nick Robinson but at least he can spell
you mean at least the interns who copy out his broadcasts can spell
Fanks!
At £3.5 odd billion of tax payers money, , I should farckin hope so !
Nick Robinson made himself look silly.
I made myself look silly from the moment I stuck my bald bonce up Gordon’s bottom.
Never believe those “Stop Hair Loss” ads.
Could you post my Guidogram, I don’t have an internet connection
yes, but it won’t be delivered until February due to poor weather conditions – you couldn’t collect it could you?
On my way don’tchaknow!
Every frame of the guidogram printed on a bit of paper or do you want 10mm film?
Can I have it on transparencies
That would be cling FILM
I believe we can safely claim that you are, in our opinion, a quarter of the way towards achieving an internet connection and therefore boast that we have hit 25% of our targets.
Meanwhile please assume that everything that you may hear about being available on the so called “online” is available to you now free of charge on what we call the BBC.
That’ll be BBC1, BBC News Channel and or BBC Radio 4; if you pop us over a stamped self addressed envelope we will forward tuning instructions.
Sion
On account that I only want an internet connection to bring down this malfunctioning turd of a government, it would be better for your health if you bypassed Trev Manor altogether.
How are you doing on twatter, Guido? Hopefully better than Sarah ‘Pilates/hair do/walk in the winter sunshine’ Broon.
This will be a great broadcast! Just confirms those of us who subscribed were wise to do so!
By the way, the outtakes broadcast was very enjoyable. Hope you were not too badly hurt!
Under orders from “The Guvnor” to subscribe and read it as well.
In fairness it’s very well put together
You were told to read a video? Remarkable!
Would you credit the standard of education nowadays?
David Milliband might struggle to make the imminent Labour shadow cabinet.
http://waugh.standard.co.uk/2010/01/shadow-cabinet-elections-they-havent-gone-away.html
C’mon where’s my fix of Emily Nomates
I think that she’s probably downing a few gallons of your production – NOT over ice I’m sure.
Perhaps it wasn’t a delightful speech impediment after all – perhaps she was just pissed!
These figures are not right surely??? How the f*ck can anyone believe the Lib/Dems had 397,871 viewers
they’re mainly new labour trolls pinching ideas
Its because there’s a link to the ‘cheeky girls in 3sum Cleggy’ filmed by that new nu lab peer ‘Bendover’ with bonus feature, Irish cougar M P bangs a school boy for cash dot com
“These figures are not right surely???”
They feckin are!
Brown to go by end of January.
Gordon Brown will go very quickly,announced out of the blue.
He will have been pushed by Straw,Harman,Miliband and Darling.
Could even happen this weekend.
appears that was the original plan.
what about Peter – what will his role be?
No role for Peter – retires to Europe.
More hot air tut!
I will be retiring to become a partner in the hedge fund run by my old chum Lord Lever and the Treasurer of the Tory Party (can’t remember his name something like Fink) ….paid a few million per year and of course the Rottenchilds will supplement my capital whenever I need a new palace…(along with Alain Mink in Paris)…
British politics has got too sordid even for me…
I prefer being trendy and bling bling…guacamole sauce and all that shit …as you know…
……….wouldn’t it be nice if we were older and we wouldn’t have to wait so long………
As originally planned….
He will leave office for health reasons:
He is a drugged up, freaked out, psychotic, lying, incompetent, mincing piece of matter.
But he’s stopped beating Sarah.
But not his meat.
Agreed. The second Steve Richards said on The Brillo Show that El Gordo (that means ‘fat one’ for all you non-Spaniards) was now safe and would definitely lead Nuliabour into the GE, I knew, I just knew his days were numbered.
I thought Steve Richards was the Queen’s jockey?
Eh ? Has someone lost the plot again ?
What about Ron Davies?
He decided to stop badgering people in bushes.
Ron Davies challenge for the Labour leadership? It would be a walk in the park for him.
It has come to our attention that many citizens are complaining that we are not gritting the roads properly.
This is not true, the NuLabour stealth gritters are hard at work and getting on with the job…. Now shut the f_uck up!!
That is all.
Hey ! Buddy !! I’m responsible for True Grit, not some pathetic bunch of Labour Lost Plotters !
“David Cameron’s monster poster appearances are appalling. Shocking. An affront to public decency. An assault on our senses. Ten-foot high Lord Snooty on every street corner.
His mega-rich backers spent half-a-million quid to spray this propaganda all round our towns and cities. A thousand images of the great leader to imprint his face on our memory.
These hoardings are something out of George Orwell’s worst nightmare. Billy Graham meets Chairman Mao. It’s a hideous Cameron cult of the personality – or would be, if he had one.
The Tories’ descent into hero worship shows just how few policies they have for the people they are so desperate to rule.
They think they can turn the election into a celebrity contest between the Prime Minister and Dodgy Dave.
It won’t work. Us Brits don’t much care for political leaders parading themselves as slick saviours. That’s not our style. Offered the choice between modest Clement Attlee and showman Winston Churchill in 1945, we put our crosses next to Labour.
And if he imagines that women like this stuff, ask my wife. Her first reaction: “Is he wearing lipstick?” Don’t know, luv, don’t get round to the men’s lipgloss counter much these days.
Compare the poster with his usual portrait and it’s clear the photo appears enhanced. The thin, cruel lips have been replaced by a fuller, more generous mouth. The nose is sharper, the podgy cheeks thinner. He has more hair and it’s darker. But the eyes are dead, as in a police mugshot. Only the number beneath is missing.
“I didn’t produce the picture,” he wailed yesterday, “or the poster.” Maybe not – but he approved the whole operation. And it’s a fake, like the politician it portrays. Trouble for him is this: you can touch up the photo but you can’t touch up the man or what he stands for.
Alongside his giant mush is the slogan: “We can’t go on like this.” Wrong – he can go on like this. He can thrust his face in our face as often as he wants in the months before polling day on May 6, because City fat-cats are buying up the advertising space.
The rich have had enough of New Labour. It served their purpose and can now be discarded in favour of the real thing: an old-fashioned Tory government of the people by the wealthy for the well-off.
The only thing that stands in their way is people power. We all have votes and we can stop the prosperous buying power for a touched-up toff.
So, how about it?”
Source: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/columnists/routledge/2010/01/08/poster-boy-s-cult-of-david-cameron-s-doesn-t-fool-me-115875-21950347/
This rip-roaring, devastating attack on David Cameron in the Mirror shows the media love-affair with the Tories is over.
And you know it.
Come May, the Tories will be staring down the barrel of a 4th consecutive election defeat.
Excellent post Fabian_Solutions.
Labour are the party of the many – the Tories are the party of the few. If they get in, expect severe public sector cuts and redundancies.
You two should get yourselves a decent manager instead of sitting in the dark handling each other.
“Offered the choice between modest Clement Attlee and showman Winston Churchill in 1945, we put our crosses next to Labour.”
….and was promptly returned to office in 1951.
Fabian, you write a far too much typical Labour bollocks. You complain about some picture being airbrushed while forgetting your own dear leader is plastered in makeup.
You whine about a poster campaign purely because the party you love is so perilously close to bankruptcy it can’t afford a reply.
Your spite at being deserted by people you wooed and proudly showboated as the proof why Labour is the future reeeks of no more than bitterness.
Your non-dom backers, who were shamefully awarded gongs and made peers of the realm, have deserted you.
You blame anyone and anything except your own idiotic leader and his disastrous decisions.
You can only be pitied for your wilful acceptance of your master’s lies. Not long now before a bullet is loaded in the chamber, the barrel put between your eyes and the electorate squeezes the trigger.
How much of the deficit is down to the ‘recession that started in America’?
100%? 75%? 50%?. No try 25%;
According to the Treasury’s figures, the economic recession accounts for about a quarter of Britain’s deficit—that is the cyclical part of the deficit, which economic recovery will eventually eliminate—but three quarters of it is structural – ie Government mismanagement.
” expect severe public sector cuts and redundancies ”
That’s why i’m voting Tory.
Ya thick c*nt.
Yep, let’s get the disguised unemployment (of state non jobs) onto the real figures for unemployment.
Only when the state stops lying and stops destroying wealth will the economy improve.
Quite so. P45s all round for the one million bedwetters, boxtickers and bastards employed by Brown since 2002 in an act of economic fuckwittery that will take a generation to repair.
But first things first. P45s for Brown and his government of All the Arseholes.
You imbecile.
How dare you say what is a “non job” and what isn’t?
If your beloved Tories try to impose their “Austerity Britain” regime of public sector cuts and redundancies, they will fail.
Expect a campaign of strikes, marches, protests and mass resistance. Expect public outrage. We will fight you with every sinew if you even try to sack one nurse, teacher, doctor, fireman, ambulance worker, civil servant, etc.
Labour will always stand up for the many – because it’s the right thing to do.
Only 1 million??
We won’t notice as non-jobbers do nothing useful. They strike we don’t pay them.
A gain for the country.
As a front liner I reckon there’s at least a million could go above my level and you wouldn’t even notice. Except, perhaps, you’d save some money and get a better service as we can get on with what our jobs are meant to be.
Well Fabian we know exactly that is the scenario that this evil government is setting up. Proclaiming that ‘tough choices will be made’ and then taking the ‘tough choice’ of printing 200bn quid to pay the public service (ie the cowards way out) just so that they can blame a civil war on the Tories when they do actually have to take the tough choices to balance the budget.
Still, the miners thought they were untouchable – the ‘key-workers’ of the 1970′s and 1980′s and look what happened to them when they attempted a civil war.
The thing that really makes my piss boil though is the knowledge that that evil fucker Brown is deliberately landing the Tories with an increasingly desperate economic situiation out of pure malevolence. Look Brown – look you self-centred shower of utterly spineless Labour MPs – it’s not the Tories you’re spiting. It’s the whole fucking UK. We’re all being used as footballs in your evil fucking plan to instigate civil war.
“Labour will always stand up for the many”
Plunging the nation into the deepest debt crisis in it’s history is “standing up for the many” is it?
The nation managed adequately with a public sector about 2 million people smaller in 1997 compared to now. Given that educatio is going backwards, healthcare is much the same, and nothing I can think of is spectacularly better now than it was then, what are these 2 million extra people doing apart from costing the nation a fortune?
Oh, and for clarity – since they’re ‘public servants’ and I’m their fucking boss since it’s my taxes that are paying them then I’m uniquely well positioned to say what is a non-job and what isn’t. And, what is more, I will personally write out P45s for free if given the opportunity.
I would fire those worthless fuckers with a song in my heart.
The best Fabian Solution is one that has been dissolved in Hydrochloric Acid.
Fab4BullSh1T + HCl = Problem Solved
and you can keep your hands off all the hundreds of thousands that Labour have stashed away on ‘Disability Benefit’ since 1997 too thereby tweaking the unemployment figures to give the ridiculously false impression that all is well in the economy.
British non-jobs for non-British workers !!
Remember history FS, especially the last Labour administration.
If Gordon delays the election long enough it may be Gordon slashing the numbers of non jobs, on the orders of the IMF.
Gordon forced to destroy his works before being forced from office. Now there is something worth waiting for.
“We won’t notice”
You might notice when the refuse collectors go on strike, or when there are riots in the streets.
The Poll Tax will seem a picnic in comparison. All you Toryboys will have to leave the country.
Splendid, the lonely looney that is FS/PP is back with us, and, I’m delighted to say still talking to himself.
Fuckwit.
Surely, your comments should have been posted here.
I’ve never liked David Cameron since I caught him sacrificing a baby to Azazel.
Who writes this crap?
A paper clip pushing civil servant who has just realised he’s going to be found out next May that his nonsense over paid job serves no purpose in life, you’ve had 13 years bleeding the country dry time to move on ‘Glassback’
Fabian Solutions = Ed Balls.
Progressive Politics = Will Straw
Ed Balls = Sweaty
Willy Straw = non-entity
“Come May, the Tories will be staring down the barrel of a 4th consecutive election defeat.”
Hahahahaha.
You’re fucking mental!
I haven’t read such unadulterated claptrap since the Hoonwitt plotters letter to all Labour MPs.
Unless of course it’s a kind of New Age, ‘edgy’ type of humour which I haven’t cottoned onto. Still, when printed off it will make handy wodges of ersatz bog roll for LaboursLost’s toilets. Oh, that’s where it originated from, sorry…
Ahhhh, The Mirror. The Mirror is to journalism what McDonalds is to ribeye steaks.
I take no personal pleasure in the thought of your projectile vomitting when the election results reveal the massive annihilation of the Labour government of all the imbeciles.
Okay, maybe just a little bit.
I’ll keep it simple.
Fuck off nob rot.
Save the essays for when you finish your A-Levels and get a place at Polytechnic.
Oh No! Not you again, – Fabian’s fabrications.
That Emily is one boadacious chick.
I do not believe she has no mates.
I could be her friend.
Did you manage to persuade her to withdraw the injunction, you silver-tongued charmer?
working on it.
Tories 42 % Labour 30% Lib Dems 17%.
Projection = Tory majority 70 and no more Labour government.
30%? 30%? Fully one in three of the population is so lacking in basic maths that they still cannot see the economic catastrophe this collection of jackasses have made of the UK?
I’m weeping at the thought of the kind of imbeciles we have at large in the electorate. The same kids you were at school with who arsed around in class giving it ‘Yeah, I’m shit at maths me’ – actively boasting about their fuckwittery at basic numbers are the 30% who are so blind to the economic clusterfuck bequeathed by Brown and his jackass government that they would seriously vote for ‘em again.
Education, education and education – all that fucking money – squandered. It’s not the kids who need educating – it’s their fucking imbecile, Labour-voting ‘I’m shit at maths me -huurrr huurrr huurrr’ parents.
Keep them thick, it makes me rich.
Cock on jgm2
Too true.
I like to put milk bottles up my bottom.
So my fabian friends can see how full of shit i am.
They don’t need milk bottles, your sphincter is that stretched they can get head and head lamp up it!
Will this weeks Guidogram have the hot looking weather girl again? When is she going to get her kit off.
unlikely
Bring back L!VEtv.
I demand more Rusty Gough and the fit Norwegian bird.
A kind of ‘Allah Oooh up the greenback bah’
If your beloved Tories try to impose their “Austerity Britain” regime of public sector cuts and redundancies, they will fail.
Expect a campaign of strikes, marches, protests and mass resistance. Expect public outrage. We will fight you with every sinew if you even try to sack one nurse, teacher, doctor, fireman, ambulance worker, civil servant, etc.
Labour will always stand up for the many – because it’s the right thing to do.
Is that you Arthur
Grow up
Worst Prime Miniser ever isn’t it eh?
Eh?
Even the cabinet agree with me. Hasn’t got the balls to call an election. eh@
The public will be outraged when they find out that civil service pay has gone from being 20% less on average compared to private sector pay in 1997 to 20% more on average today. Plus pensions. Plus generous holidays.
And when the public finds out how much it would cost in taxes to balance the budget and pay these fuckers inflated salaries the outrage will be directed at the shower of economic beserkers that leyt the situation get so out of hand. The Labour party of all the imbeciles.
When the refuse collectors go on strike, or when there are riots in the streets, the outrage will be directed at the ruling party – it will cut no ice to blame the previous administration. After all you won’t let us blame Thatcher.
The Poll Tax will seem a picnic in comparison. All you Toryboys will have to leave the country.
Dream on, pal. Everybody knows, now. The only people who don’t realise it’ll be tough sorting out the financial mess are a few unreconstructed union hardliners, the Labour front bench (and I’ll bet they know really) and you.
There will be no riots, not as you predict, anyway.
You are Bob Crow and I claim my five quid.
Him and a few fuckwitted Labour Mps like Brown are the only people who could possibly be relishing the aftermath of Labour’s collossal economic fuckwittery.
The rest of us will be taxed to hell to try and stave off bank*upcy while arseholes like Crow give shit-stir and agitate at mass meetings and strikes.
It’s fucked and it isn’t just the Toryboys who will be leaving. Gold is cheap at any price the way this is shaping up and anybody with any kind of bolthole abroad (like Blair) should be firming up their flight reservations.
It’s fucked. Wilfully fucked by Labour. The evil, nasty fucking bastards.
You have to cut coat according to cloth. National tax-take £425 billion (or so) and National public spending of £670 billion or so ain’t a good idea. Especially when the National Debt is £890 billion (plus off-balance sheet PFI debts and other liabilities, and unfunded public sector pension liabilities – so total estimated at £2,200 billion).
Sorry mate, but your sums don’t add up. They haven’t since about 2002. We’re all going to suffer for Labour’s unblievable financial stupididy over the last decade.
Is this the same national debt that was only £325 billion in 2002? ZaNuLieBor can increase something phenomenally then apart from bullshit and lies!!
That’s the one – £325 billion and falling. Oh to turn the clock back….
Those were tony Teflon’s fateful words – ‘because it was the right thing to do’, when he bombed the f..k out of Iraq.
Fucking off you fucking left in dribbling mong.
OT but how many points does it take on your licence before you get an automatic ban? Harriet now has nine after today.
Apparently she didn’t go to the hearing as she was ‘in a bacinet meeting’. Hmm…
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Politics/Harriet-Harman-Fined-350-For-Driving-Without-Due-Care-And-Attention/Article/201001215517034?lpos=Politics_First_Poilitics_Article_Teaser_Regi_1&lid=ARTICLE_15517034_Harriet_Harman_Fined_%3F350_For_Driving_Without_Due_Care_And_Attention
cabinet, doh…
doh, d’oh.
Note to self:
1. As long as it is a low speed accident I can be on my mobile phone
2. As long as I believe no one is going to make a claim on the insurance I don’t need to stop
3. As long as I am a Govt Minister I don’t need to provide insurance details
Great. Obviously the last one might not work. Yet.
WE CAN’T GO ON LIKE THIS
I REPEAT
WE CAN’T GO ON LIKE THIS
I’m right behind Guido
You wouldnt be the first
O/T, but I have more respect for the Icelanders everyday
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/guest_contributors/article6979915.ece
In fact, instead of merely despising me, they made me a hate figure, Public Enemy No 1.
Reykjavik’s innumerable newspapers denounced me as the oppressor of small nations.
I thought Roy Hate Erslee was one of those people that had died a long time ago?
Is he really still alive?
Blimey – and so he gets accorded “Ancient Arsehole From A Previous Bankrupt Labour Govt” status?
In Russia he would have been shot – end of matter.
They tested Fattersley’s genes:
“You have,” the director told me, “the cancer gene, the thrombosis gene and the Alzheimer gene.”
Looking for a silver lining, I added: “And the obesity gene?” Had not my mother told me “It’s the way you’re made”?
The director did not hesitate. “No. You are fat because you choose to be fat.”
Viking wit at its sharpest.
I was in my sou’wester during the cod wars, and that was just when I was in a meeting with Roy Hattersley
Following the General Election, the remaining elected Labour MPs line up for a group photograph.
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