“Save Our Gordon” v “Labour Unity” Campaigns
Fresh from calling for an immediate general election last night on Sky News because the “government is in disarray”, LabourList editor Alex Smith has set up an email petition calling for party unity. In just under twenty-four hours they have managed to get a devastating 129 people to take part. Guido set up a Facebook group called “Save Our Gordon” a couple of hours ago and already it has 214 supporters. Labour have been eclipsed in a fraction of the time span:
Guido thinks the co-conspirators can muster up a lot more support for Gordon than the Labour Party can manage nowadays, the last thing we want is for him to avoid the ballot box fate he so richly deserves. Show your support for giving Brown the electoral humiliation he deserves here…
UPDATE 16:55 : Over seven hundred members and counting, LabourList reporting a measly 152 for their campaign…
Thank you so much for your support,Guido.
I left mine in the bedroom this morning
Forget about this trivial crap, report the fact we now have power cuts !!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2010/jan/07/gas-rationing-national-grid-factories?CMP=AFCYAH
bad weather; financial crisis; fuel shortages; weak leadership; economic collapse
remind you of anything?
L A B O U R G O V E R N M E N T S
It is the 1970’s all over again, but without the manufacturing.
Brilliant one line synopsis.
Where is British Leyland and Red Robbo when you need them?
Ah the wonderful nostalgia of a crappy British car.
Excellent. I’d also add without red smarties, John Holmes and Austin Allegros.
And in spite of this run of monumental failure by labour governments, I bet that labour will close the gap on the tories in the opinion polls to about 2 points.
BUT it will be because tories will be telling the pollsters that they will vote labour in the hope that such a result will prop up Brown long enough to last to the election.
In fact I am pretty sure that many tories are doing this already.
Didn’t the Allegro have a square steering-wheel?
One of the worst cards ever manufactured, if you exclude the Morris Moronic and the Vauxhaul Vulva.
cars, I meant.
I blame this kyebroda.
“It’s the 1970’s again without the manufacturing”
Pure class
Oh look everyone! Mr Beezley is in the room. Go and click on his website if you want to see some real action. It is a bit lacking in visitors, so every little helps.
Mr Beezley lives in the UK. Jst like I do. Mr Beezley says that I am a tax dodger. Please furnish details of your allegation in writing to KPMG, at a branch near you. Better still do it on here, and furnish full address details. That way your lawyers will be able to accept service much quicker. Hope you have at least a few quid left because KPMG and I would like to take it off you for being very silly.
> It is the 1970’s all over again, but without the manufacturing
and the amusing porn.
We could really do with the train drivers and miners and printers out on strike like we had when Ah Wor a lad back in ‘t sixties.
I’ve never forgiven the train drivers for forcing me to hang about on freezing platforms to wait for my incredibly crowded train to school in so many winters. That’s why I will never vote Labour (well, one of the many reasons).
“I’ve never forgiven the train drivers for forcing me to hang about on freezing platforms to wait for my incredibly crowded train to school in so many winters.”
Now you get the same thing, but cause by Sir Dickie Branson crap company.
Yes, what is it abour LABOUR GOVERNMENTS I wonder ?
1960’s – Wilson – £ devalued
1970’s – Callaghan – IMF bailout
2000’s – Brown – Gov’t finances out of control
3rd Labour administration in a row to screw it up – when will people learn ?
Finances out of control is really damning with faint praise. We are like a lot of other countries. Completely knackered. Is it possible for someone with graphical abilities to do comparative baloons to show the actual size of the problem on a compare and contrast basis.
who is the ‘we’ and which country is this Nike?
Spain? Dubai ? Hong Kong ?
you’re a tax dodger Nike and you don’t live in Britain so perhaps you should shut the fuck up before pontificating about this country
damning with faint praise would be not actually living here
but still finding time to mouth off about things that don’t affect you
71- Spot on mate I make that a 100% FAILURE RATE.Every fucking time they fuck us…..every fucking time.
Just wait until bluLabour David “cast-iron” Cameron gets into power. If there is one thing you can say about “cast-iron” it is that he is no Margaret Thatcher!
I’m waiting for Prime Minister Hannan to sort things out.
No Thanks to education Education education
Ermmmm there were 2 more before that still at least they are consistent.
Welcome to Labour’s Britain in 2010. Companies have their gas cut off even when they ’signed up to interruptible contracts’.
I know, let’s blame Climate Change. Don’t blame the incompetent ‘government’ that can’t provide a decent energy infrastructure that can be relied on to support the rule of law. Brown is a fucking disgrace.
Oh, it’s ‘interruptible, not ‘uninterruptible’ – damn, I thought we had them! Damn you Brown!
which PM or President do you have where you live?
20. CODLYH. I remember it well.
“We’ve started a campaign.”
“What’t is called?”
“SFA.”
“SFA?”
“Yes, Save the French Aristocracy.”
“Save Our Gordon” is sorta similar, init? But even less amusing.
Only Brown is not so competent as the Sir Rodney Effing character, nor as amusing.
“Let Them Drink Stella”
Gordon Antoinette.
I have it on good authority from an official spokesman this afternoon that ‘we have a surplus of gas – these are NOT power cuts this is simlpy the National Grid moving supplies around to ensure fair distribution’
Fair distribution? You mean they’ve got a way to cut off middle-aged white men and let them freeze to death? Serves them right.
Harriet Harman’s equality bill will ensure that it is legal to give preference to those from ethnic minorities and different sexual orientations when it comes to the provision of gas.
It is the right thing to do. We must rub the right’s nose in multiculturalism.
If you do not agree, then you clearly belong in the BNP.
That was MY idea!
Not unexpected. If you want to frighten yourself take a daily look at the demand info on the Nat Grid site. The Conservatives were right to highlight this.
Some widespread power cuts will definitely see off NuLiebour, without a doubt.
There’s a huge pile of unburied Nokias and printers piled up outside number 10 Downing Street as well.
A barbacue winter and united condom comes to a full stop!
barbecue perhaps
That prediction only cost 200 million quid! Bargain. It got the Met Office boss a 25% rise.
Not sure if I heard right, but I have the feeling that Brown accused Cameron of being a “Climate change denier” during PMQs and answer there was none.
Thanks to these imbeciles (global warmists), we are facing a severe winter with inadequate energy supplies, salt shortages and dangerous untreated roads. Councils believed the rubbish being peddled by Gore in his ruthless pursuit of billions.
The BBC has its part to play in this state of affairs too, by tearing up its charter and closing down debate on the subject; a stance which I am sure helped to bring about our current problems.
I would not argue with the premise that energy supplies are limited and we need to use them with maximum economy, nor would I argue that having to be beholden to unsavoury regimes for our energy is undesirable.
However; the whole world is experiencing unusually cold weather, it is not a local weather variation. In the past the planet moved from ice age to temperate climate without CO2 emissions; that was a lot of global warming.
The time has come for politicians to abandon this stupidity and support an impartial scientific enquiry. The scientists who falsified data need to be firmly dealt with.
I expect Brown and Miliband to treat global warming with religious fervour because they are too stupid to do otherwise.
Cameron however is different. I expect better of him. Accusations of “climate change denier” should be treated with utter contempt.
At the moment UKIP appears to be the only party that has not followed the easy path of political correctness.
Lives are in danger unless our politicians start talking sense on this subject.
To Qui Bono.
You may not be quite correct with this.
If these companies are on interuptible gas supply were they pay a lower price per therm,then they can be asked by the gas supply to stop using gas.
These would normaly be companies who have alternative power sources.
In the last company I worked for a few years ago it happened regularly in periods of heavy demand.
How can he call for party unity when the majority of them want Gordon gone? Let’s face it the real reason number 10 did not want this secret ballot is because they knew it would result in no confidence in Gordon. They could easily have called the bluff, held the ballot and proved once and for all that the party has full confidence in Gordon but they did Not because they knew Gordon would lose.
Brown would probably have won the ballot, but with a substantial anti vote leaving him up shit creek without a canoe. It would have compared unfavourably with the universal acclaim of 2007.
Yeah, Brown would have won it, because labour are cowards, one and all. BUT with a secret ballot, there would have been a big enough number of malcontents to leave Brown considerably weakened.
The last thing these labour cowards want is for a spotlight to be shone on the scale of the internal dissent, then some of them might actually have to grow a pair and get off their arses and risk doing something about it.
far easier for them to pretend to be supportive in public and hide their disloyalty and incompetence and cowardice from view.
Labour malcontents are in a terrible tiz.
They know Gordon will lose them the election. Their plan to replace him last summer, and yesterday, failed because they cannot find a replacement prepared to lose the election instead of Gordon. To volunteer would be to end their career in the commons.
Jack Straw is promised a peerage by Millbanana if he puts his head on the block, but Straw doesn’t want to go down in Labour party history as a betrayer.
Harry Hatemen is confusing the issue by attempting her own coup using Hewitt to flush out Millibanana.
Whilst these two contemptuous and spineless cretins (Harmen & Milliband) play political poker with the party, there is no hope of either of them achieving their aim, which is to replace the stool pidgeon that succeeds The Prime McMentalist.
Neither of them wants to lead the party into certain defeat, but both of them want to lead the party after it, and on to recovery and re-election.
Meanwhile, Alan Johnson, the postie heir apparent, sees himself as the vulture who eventually lands on the wounded carcass of Labour.
What a f*cking perfect shambles they are in, and yet still, they have 31% in the polls.
it’s between Straw and Mandelson.
Harman is a joke too far.
Milliband is spineless, so is Pat.
Balls is mental.
No chance for Balls. He will never get to lead the Labour party which sees him as Gorgon Bruin more of the same old shite.
Forget Frodo Mandelson too, he is only interested in pulling the stings of a Prime Minister and couldn’t give a fig about opposition. He will be off to Europe where there isn’t any opposition.
Sir Trev.
Couldn’t agree more. Mandelson has saved Gordon a second time and will again if needed. he wants to destroy Brown and the Brownites for what they have done to the party (New Labour) he helped to create.
Mandelson doesn’t want to be PM, he alone will decide who will be the next leader of ‘his’ party and all the posturing by the above mentioned candidates counts for nothing.
Mandelson is the king maker..!
>> “What a f*cking perfect shambles they are in, and yet still, they have 31% in the polls.”
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I think that a part of that 31% (maybe 5%) must be tories bigging up the PM to stop him being toppled.
why didn’t they have a secret ballot i.e. without telling anyone and then tell us the result … are they poisoning the well?,
I’m surprised they didn’t have a secret ballot i.e. not telling anyone they were having one AND not telling anyone the result. This would have been genuine NuLab skulduggery (is that how you spell it?)
By the way. The real reason the grit has run out is that Jonah personally took charge of keeping the Highways clear.
http://www.businessandpolitics.org/?p=1581
To be fair roads are connected to the Bridges that he has such expertise in. So I guess it follows.
I’ve joined your group, Guido, but I don’t suppose it will make much difference.
Brown will be Labour leader for ever.
Once the Tories cut its corrupt union funding, Labour, or rather, the National Executive Committee will be facing bankruptcy.
Once Gordon’s “milli-band” (a very tiny group of people) of supporters has deserted him, he may find himself on his own to pick up the tab after a party that nobody wanted to gate-crash went horribly wrong.
Doubtless he will continue to fight on, like a Viet Cong soldier that has been out of radio contact for forty years. Or, less glamorously, like an SDP leader.
GORDON: LABOUR LEADER FOREVER.
I,m new here. I just wanted to vent my spleen. I,m being serious here!, I hate GB soooo much, I would rather be locked in a bathroom with Gwyneth Paltrow, and be forced to watch her undress and take a bath…that’s how disillusioned I am.
When Cameron started sticking Giant photographs of himself all over the place, I said the Graffiti artists would have a field day.
And sure enough:
DONT TRUST HIM
“I’ll cut the deficit, the NHS, the BBC, Ordnance Survey, Anything whatever in fact, We should not be allowed to govern again.”
http://waugh.standard.co.uk/2010/01/yet-another-cam-poster.html
I wondered what OH had been up to
If the poster is at King’s Cross then the second comment down is rather apt
“King’s Cross you say? I blame those pesky guardian journalists.”
Gordon’s alive!-thank gad he is fit for the next election.Labour, adios!!
LABOUR ISN’T WORKING-neither is a substantial portion of the indiginous poplution?
What will the Ghoul do about it?
NuLab and Guardianistas maintain the pose that the jobless figures are “not as bad as expected”, failing to admit of course that they do not actually reflect the number of people who are not working, ignoring the disabilty cheats and those who can’t, for one reason or another, claim JSA.
Happy to have signed up. I want Brown to face the electorate. I also want the electorate to be armed to the teeth when he does, but you can’t have everything can you.
You can’t have everything. Where would you keep it?
In the infinitely large box that is part of “everything”.
I’d keep the infinitely large box in an even bigger infinitely large box. Oh, wait a minute…
No, it’s OK – you can keep an infinitely large box inside an even bigger, infinitely sized box. (But don’t tell Darling or he’ll double the Debt overnight and insist it’s still 170ish Billion)
No you can’t. There is no box larger than an infinitely large box.
qv. The Infinite Book by John Barrow
Pedantic I know.
The Book however is worth reading
I started it but never got to the end
I’ll read the book, but I’m still cheering for the infinitely larger, infinitley large box.
I prefer the infinitely large box with the large fold out compartments on the sides for when the infinately large box, just simply is not up to the job.
Infinity +1. Done it! Nyah, nyah, nyee nyah nyah!!
Is this the infinity box that is 0% larger than all the others?
why dont the few hundred areslicking dweebs from both camps just write
‘we are moronic sheep who do exactly as we are told’
and save everyone the bother?
could you possibly make this story any more trivial and self obsessed?
I like typing, so shut the fuck up!
“could you possibly make this story any more trivial and self obsessed?”
Of course, by simply adding the words Darling and Balls in that order.
“We the people demand the right to humiliate the Prime Mentalist at the ballot box.”
Now who could possibly not want to sign up to that?
I know. That has to be a sentiment that even Geoff Hoon and Patricia Hewitt and half a dozen cabinet members could happily sign up to.
with the added bonus of 6 months of disintegration first
This next six months promises to be the best for the last 12 years, and probably for the twelve years after that.
Gorgon we love you, don’t let us down, give us what we want, go all-out mental.
(whispers tunefully) gorgan, their out to get youuuu
for the next 6 months he should wear a smoking jacket and surround himself with cheer leaders – he should look to zuma for inspiration.
The labour list symbol shows a red blob buggering a white blob.
WE’LL KEEP THE RED FLAG FLYIN’ ‘ERE !!
I saw the logo as two capsules of psychotropic drugs
Cameron has a kitchen cabinet full of ex druggies , McMental has a bathroom cabinet full of drugs
Because it’s the shite thing to do.
With Brown ensconced under the table of the Fuhrer bunker, the Russians at the gates and Himmler, Sorry Milliband making overtures to the Americans, The scene is set for the Martin Bormann of British Politics to take the wheel, step forward Mr. Balls
oooh please!!
He said BRITISH politics Nike, it doesn’t apply to you since you don’t live here
go find a blog from wherever you live to troll on
Oh Beezley, 63 years old and so insecure. What makes you think that I don’t live in the UK? in fact England. In fact the North. Pension plans not quite work out right? Wife left for someone more interesting, and sick of young lads burning off your 318i?
Sad act. But your Blog does seem rather popular. At least with your Mum and friend.
Bwaaaahhhhhh
I thought it would be difficult for you to appear any more of a twat than you already are Nike but your obsession with this Beezley whoever the fuck he is is the icing on the cake
don’t you get it shit for brains?
whoever he is he definitely ain’t me
now fuck off back to your own country and leave the British politics to the Brits
Oh beezley, are you really so bitter that I am in SA in the sun?
not joining “faceslap” even for you Guido
Yeah….i haven’t got a ‘facebook’ page.
I always thought it was for wankers.
well, I’m on….?
I’ve got a FaceBook page.
Precisely. Exactly. Quite.
So have I – vote for meeeeeeeeeee
Facebook/Twitter is costing British Industry more money than Snow/Ice ever could.
what about people tossing it off on childish right-wing blogs?
Fuck off Beezley, or you will get the Black Chopper vistation.
don’t you mean, fuck off back to whatever country it is that you dodge taxes from you sponging hypocrite?
and who the fuck is this Beezley and was it he who forced you to flee from Britain with your tail between your legs?
And what’s it to you what it costs British Industry since you don’t live here you fuckwitted cretin
Yes Mr Stalker Beezley. I am a tax dodging cheat that is not resident in the UK.
And?
and this Beezley character will be laughing pretty hard when he see’s how obsessed you are with him and keep accusing someone else of being him
did he steal your girlfriend or something?
I’m going to spell it out for you dumbass
I DON’T HAVE A BLOG
but please keep flailing about as it’s funny as fuck
Guido has a facebook page then
very cutting concrete pump
Ditto. I’ve shagged all the ex-girlfriends I want to, and the missus is dead against my finding any new ones for some reason, so what possible reason do I have to go on facebook?
Just not interested in social media. In fact. I’m anti-social media. Lookit my blog, that is anti-social media. So’s this place at its best. Join facebook and the next thing you know i’ll have friends who will come round and visit while I’m making igloos or spoil my fucking xboxing, or worse, turn up after the apocalypse and eat all my tinned peaches. No. Fuck off. The peaches are for me and mine.
Join Facebook or move to the country.
Oh how Samantha and I pissed ourselves laughing
but not nearly as much as me and my Tony.
Anyone got a video of Cherie licking SamCam?
I’d pay good money for a copy, up to a tenner.
that’s because I his the Sun poll from you Dave
only 9% ahead in the deepest recession in decades and a hugely unpopular PM
you really are shit Dave
no wonder I get paid so much to polish this turd
that’s because I hid the Sun poll from you Dave
only 9% ahead in the deepest recession in decades and a hugely unpopular PM
you really are shit Dave
no wonder I get paid so much to polish this useless lump of dogshit
Coulson, you are not doing a good job, but then, for to polish a turd, it does have to be a special kind of a turd.
Believe it or not there was an episode of mythbusters where they set out to discover if it was possible to polish a turd. They found out that you could, but it had to be from a specific species. I forget which one. A lion, or an elephant I think.
I guess Cameron is far too wet a turd to be polishable.
Not on Facebook, so will say here that I want Gordon to stay, so’s I can put me feet up in front of the telly as the GE results come in (yes, I know some of them won’t be in till the next day), a fair stock of brown ale at me side, and watch that gurning git squirm as he gets everything he deserves.
I am going to book the whole day after the election off work, to really enjoy and savour the moment we consign labour to the history books.
Then on the next day, I shall launch a new website to get rid of Cameron and try to pursuade as many people as possible to take Britain back from the international fascist elite and turn it in to a little haven of democratic freedom and independence.
Go gettem Ned!
You’ll not see Gordon on TV. He’ll do his usual act of cowardice and disappear.
Fact.
Oh yes!
I just can’t wait to see his face as the dawning realisation that he is wholly detested dawns upon him.
And then, without the fear of towing the party line, all the (then) ex-cabinet disown him one by one.
A lifetime of ignominy then awaits. He thinks Obama etc. ignore him now? He has no idea…
No one will have any interest in anything he says or does at all. Hopefully it will drive him to suicide for all the lives he ruined.
I can’t wait.
….including a massive pay-off, an equally obscene index-linked pension, enormously expensive protection for the rest of his days? What does a loser get then?
can’t we do a number 10 petition demanding that the PM stays in situ as it is ‘the right thing to do’ so that we can give him a unanimous ‘up yers’ at the election.
i am worried he will try and let it – cop out at the last minute and blame the defeat on someone else.
They tried that. Last time I looked it had about 100 signatories, most of which appeared to be joke names.
I remember that. One of the best names was Chloe Sal Gerbeeba.
I think that the git is twisted enough to suddenly call an election, resign as party leader and resign from the party – all in one day – thereby:
-Ensuring he remains “unbeaten”
-Can claim that he would have won if he stayed
-Blames everyone else for the polling losses
-Will not be financially liable when the creditors call in Labour Party debts
-Thinks he is being clever
A likley daydream scenario for the pill gobbler. The only thing stopping him is the high odds of the rest of the Cabal sectioning him. They will have heaps of evidence, and a lot of motivation. No-one would bat an eyelid. Out of power, and out of favour is one thing.
Nero decree followed by a runner, and not an honourable exit is fraught with long term retribution.
Nero didn’t live in Britain. Just like you then Nike
did you do a runner Nike?
Is being a tax dodging cheat who flees abroad an honourable exit?
Fuck off Beezley. I don’t live in Britain. Tell it to HMRC then. Oh, and report KPMG for misfiling. What’s wrong your BMW 316i not very good in the snow? Bored with your own blog and wondering how to monetise a template that has no visitors.
Christmas Cards take 5 seconds to clear way? Ah, Bless.
do they have many fuckwits as twatty as you where you live Nike ?
because here in Britain, where you don’t live, a fuckwit as dim as you is rare indeed
so please keep wittering on cluelessly about this blog because whoever it is you are talking about it certainly isn’t me
Did I hear Gordon speaking truthfuly for once on the News that the attempted coup was all “a bit of a storm in a fuck-up”?
caroline spelman has just told skynews ’snow usually falls in the winter’ and with that insight is it any wonder we are screwed?
in other news – bears really shit in woods.
That voice of hers is just soooo annoying. Mr Spelman must be Mutt ‘n’ Jeff.
If you did, I hope that clip makes it onto youtube.
Going for Growth
The Government will today publish its strategy on how to return the economy to strong, sustainable, long-term growth.
The strategy will focus on increasing employment, raising incomes and supporting an improving quality of life, while restoring public finances and preventing cuts to essential public services.
The Prime Minister will deliver a speech on the Going for Growth strategy later today. We will have a live stream of the speech from 15:00 GMT.
http://www.number10.gov.uk/
wait til February when QE finishes and the REAL fun starts
Christmas has finished, now for the hangover…..
if we’re not in a recession – but will be the first out of it? what will he say when we are in a double dip one?
Been thinking along the same lines myself for some time.
What are the chances the ‘queasing’ program will be extended ?
Surely the MPC would lose any credibility it has left ?
Markets wouldn’t like it :-)
extending QE is the only option if the markets are to be maintained, but then it’s MORE fucking money
and it’s got to stop at some point
Spending more money we don’t have on more government funded pen-pushing that we neither need, nor want.
What a twat. I am guessing that he wants to create a nice round two trillion pounds of debt.
Brown’s delusional mathematics at work again. They believe that by taking on more and more people on the Government purse that they will increase tax intake and be better off. Where is the fucking money to pay them all going to come from? We are fast heading towards a tipping point whereby the productive and money generating section of the economy will be so weakened that the growing government funded section will kill off the productive section altogether.
I am seriously surprised that Brown has not actually created a pyramid selling scam to fund government.
Then again, I have not heard his speech yet, that might exactly be what he is proposing.
Apparently he’s going to suggest that he answer some of these emails from Nigerian Government ministers that he’s received.
Like this [rather appropriate] one?
from INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF).
subject INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF).
INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF).
DEPT: WORLD DEBT RECONCILIATION AGENCIES.
ADVISE: YOUR OUTSTANDING PAYMENT NOTIFICATION.
OUTSTANDING PAYMENT NOTIFICATION.
Attn: Beneficiary!!
Your Long overdue Payment.
I saw your email ( in the Central Computer among the list of unpaid contractors, inheritance next of kin and lotto beneficiaries that was originated from Africa, Europe, Asia Plus Middle east, Americans ) among the list of individuals and companies that your unpaid fund has been located to the CITI BANK LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM.
Your email appeared among the beneficiaries, who will receive a part-payment of your contractual sum and has been approved already for months. You are requested to get back to me for more direction and instruction on how to receive your fund. However, we received an email from one Mr. Virgle Lee Samples who told us that he is your next of kin and that you died in a car accident last week.
He has also submitted his account for us to transfer the fund to him including his International passport, we want to hear from you before we can make the transfer to confirm if you are dead or not. Please in confirmation that you are still alive, you are advised to reconfirm the below listed information to enable us facilitate an immediate payment for you.
1 Your full names
2 Your present contact address.
3 Your telephone & Fax numbers.
4 Your Occupations/age/sex.
5 Your Private Email Address.
6 Home Equity (Yes or No)
Once again, I apologize to you on behalf Of IMF (International Monetary Fund) for failure to pay your funds in time, which according to records in the system had been long overdue.
Yours Sincerely,
Mr. Rodrigo De Rato.
(Director of Operation) IMF.
Nahh, I tried flogging the pyramids but they belonged to somebody else and I go a rollocking.
“Wouldn’t it be better to have somebody with less pyscological problems running the country?” he asked, patriotically.
Better, yes, but not nearly as entertaining!
I have checked again and there isn’t
I see that the state controlled media that is the BBC have finally got around to addressing the publics concerns with regards to the One eyed traitors leadership, or lack thereof.
However you still need to click on the Have your Say button to find it. Apparently Jonathon Ross’s departure is front page news and is clearly considered more important than the good works of the Prime Mentallist.
How long before this hoon is out of office? Why not have a banner across the top of the page counting down the days?
yet the BBC led on the story last night while Sky News relegated it to well behind “it’s snowing” and other important matters
the only possible conclusion is that Sky and Murdoch are socialists and therefor biased against Dave
Well, I was more addressing that interactive nature of the BBC coverage, i.e. the Have your Say part of the BBC website, rather than the BBC coverage as a whole. Perhaps I should have made that a bit more clear.
Anyhoo, Its taken till 1130 this morning (Thursday) for them to start the topic, but hidden behind the far important issue of Wossy buggering off. I would assume they have been awaiting orders before starting it off.
As for the snow, isnt it exciting!
ALso I wish this site had an edit function, my typing is almost as bad as the Prime mentallists handwriting…I miss whole words out and that!
gordon, i dont like you,i think you are a twat,but at the next cabinet meeting …look around you…and think…with friends like these, who needs enemies , michael.
then go and take two of the little pink ones and one of the big red ones,and have a heart to heart with edds balls,michael.
I wonder if the TV cameras will be invited to the first meeting of the year?
This will be like saving a wounded terorrist and treating him in hospital
so you can execute him when he gets better !
Guido, you could post a photo of the Prime Mentalist to Dog the Bounty Hunter’s facebook page and ask him to exercise extreme prejudice. I’ll chip in a tenner for the reward.
Noooooooooooo…. The Prime Mentallist will just start crying and then Dog and his equally wierd family will just join hands in a fucking circle and pray for the fool. They dont even use guns… or tazers!
Instead find those anti terrorist police and have them follow him onto the tube….
No – wait until Brown picks up his prescription from his GP and heads off to the Chemists. Then just tell the anti-terror cops Brown is carrying a list of his Al-Queda contacts. The rozzers can claim it was a fair shooting because they could not read the bloody GP’s handwriting either.
Gordon’s got to stay as PM. If there is a leadership contest and suppose Mandy wins, then we will have two queens on the throne!
Mandy will be at his wits-end again, carry on court jesters, take it up the khyber as usual.
Save our Gordon, please give generously…
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I’ve invited 31 people.
I’m sure all good Tories will be signing up as we speak.
I don’t care what you beastly people say, he’s still my hero. Late at night when we are tucked up in the Downing Street bed, his snotty fingers dance over my quivering carcass and he whispers seductively “Sarah my bonnie lass, i’m going to get on with the job of fucking the shit out of you.” His proud mandate of support rises to the fore and an election gives me the fullest satisfaction.
If only he could do for all of you what he does for me.
Sarah.
He does.
He fucked me from day 1.
I love it when you talk dirty
I do hear that he is very found of chocolate stars.
I call my hero..
Dave!
isn’t it romantic? well he did ask me to
though he only says darling to Brown when someone gives him those jokes from a christmas cracker to read out
though I did catch him saying it to little Georgie Osborne at one time
men and their little jokes!
He is
“i’m going to get on with the job of fucking the shit out of you.”
There’s a big clue there, you know…..
Who do you thinked I bumped into this morning but thick_as_thieves? “Morning, Thick” I said, “a Big Mac and fries please.”
“Do you want a coke with that, you cripple?
No way. I saw him earlier pissing up the side of his drug dealer’s car outside the Elephant and Castle dole office.
He is in the ‘Deal or No deal’ hall of fame. Proud possesor of a cheque for a penny.
I hear they have Deal or no Deal in other countries apart from Britain Nike. Is that how you know what it is?
Here in Britain it’s Noel Edmonds show and he is as fuckwittedly amusing as you.
Oh Beezley, Beezley. Right now am watching a ‘Touch of Frost’ in glorious HD, and smiling about how a numpty like you seems to have gotten such a hump.
Perhaps you can requalify what your rules of me appearing on guido’s blog actually are?
Perhaps you don’t need to be an enforcer on yours because no one visits? Bless.
perhaps you really are a mental case Nike
maybe it’s some bizarre form of tourrettes that causes you to squawk Beezley! when in extremis
there are no rules though you should have remembered the golden rule when you were doing the stalking
I just can’t stand hypocrites mouthing off about things that don’t concern them
besides, nobody likes a tax dodger
See post above, Beezley. You card is well marked.
” Oh no it’s not me!!!”
Bwaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa. What a turnip.
If you can substantiate your claims that I am in fact an offshore, non-resident, ex pat NON DOM that hasn’t paid HMRC their fully computed tax payments then your are in the clear. As that is a completely false accusation, and having substantial business interests in the UK, I think you have damaged my reputation. You seem to know who I am. So publish, and be damned. It might be very very expensive. But hey, I’m game.
mandleson
if he told me im your father
id believe him
Funny how the ‘Boys from Brazil’ connection is there. Shivers………..
No fuckin’ way – and stick your Dark Side
There’s a vacuum in politics since the demise of the John Lewis List :)
We fight on !!
and on !
News just in the Labour party has come up with their election slogan
” FUCK THE POOR WE’RE OFF”
Or as Brown sang in 2007:
‘The working class can kiss my a***
I’ve got the PM’s job at last’
What a dilemma! should I be a PUP (Party Unity Petitioner) or a SOGGY (Save Our Gordon)?
O/T
Fuck me, one over left.
The bastards are appealing everything !
Guido
Please please can we have the ferrets in a sack picture up again. It just about sums all this up
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/jan/07/labourleadership-labour
Labour MPs vent anger at ‘treacherous’ Hoon and HewittEmails from irate Labour MPs obtained by LabourList show extent of dismay at yesterday’s call for a secret ballot on Gordon Brown’s leadership
Apologies to the co-conspirator who will have received an invitation to join my facebook page (“ec-one phd”), it was unintentional but the mouse slipped while signing up for backing the Prime Mentalist.
Guido, that is a real Disco Stu chart. If your advertisers knew how stupid your readers really are you would probably have to get a proper job.
You sir are Michael White and I claim my €5! – I thenk Yau!
http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2010/01/07/what-they-said/
After the coup d’etat, what Labour Ministers said to Gordon’s face…. and what they really meant, hahahahaha.
Took a walk in the cool air – Downing St way too hot with Gordon smashing his single bedroom to bits in a rage,keeps muttering “damn Hoon” under his breath.
Peter gave him a mouthful last night,Gordon uses it for mouthwash,tight jock that he is.
Had my hair done on your expenses,scum British.
Ho hum – sitting down to make another call to Canterbury while Gordon keeps saying he’s getting on with the job – not with me he isn’t.
I don’t know what all the fuss is about
I fixed the weather
It was sunny all day today
Boing Boing
Boing Boing?!!
I didn’t know that Agent Brown was a Baggie?
Don’t you mean his closet?
Culled from Iain Dales Diary
My sister rang this evening to tell me about an 82-year old auntie of a friend of hers. She sadly had a stroke on Boxing Day and was admitted to hospital in Brighton. The doctors suspected she might have dementia so they embarked on a series of tests. Eventually, the doctor turned to Auntie and asked her who the prime minister is, to which her response was “that fucking bastard Gordon Brown”!!!*
Get your groove on! http://bit.ly/4qTKmz
New song for Lab Party conference! The Back Stabbers by the fab. O. J’s. Play it !
Over 1000 members now, shame it’s being infested by Labour hoons lowering the tone and generally stinking the place up.
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