January 7th, 2010

Labour Chances Improved if Gordon Goes

YouGov’s poll for the Sun found that if Mr Brown was replaced, 19% would be more likely to vote Labour, compared to 14% who said they would be more likely to back the party if he stayed on. 

That’s why CCHQ wants Gordon where he is…

YouGov polled 4,167 British adults on January 5 & 6.

408 Comments

  1. 1
    clue says:

    Labour Chances Improved if Gordon Goes

    That’s stating theobvious ain’t it?

    • 3
      Oh Lordy Lordy says:

      Depends who they replace him with though. As far as I can see the have no one suitable other than Mandy and Gordon has made sure that he is no threat by making him a lord for life.

      • 28

        So what? Read up about Lord Home: he became PM while he was a Lord, then renounced his peerage, then for two weeks was the PM but was neither a Lord nor an MP. He then won a by-election and as Sir Alec he became PM in the House of Commons.

        Being an MP while PM is just a nicety, it is not a requirement. Hmmm, that makes me wonder, Prime Minister Hannan sounds good…

        • 38
          SNOTGOBBLER says:

          This sort of thing should be illegal. The state should be responsible for such activities.

          http://www.gazetteseries.co.uk/news/localnews/gloucestershirenews/4833682.David_Cameron_helps_Wotton_pensioner_with_heavy_suitcase/

          • trouble understandin t' polls says:

            and the vast majority who said it made no difference at all ?

          • the communist triplets - lib lab contrick says:

            what real difference will this make guido to the -

            EU fascist state
            illegal wars
            immigration and boarders

            er none!

            keep voting for the nwo stooges sheeple!

          • the deliberate dumbing down of our children! says:

        • 54
          William Hague says:

          Prime Minister Hannan sounds good

          Sounds a lot better than Prime Minister Cameron.

          • Mr Ned says:

            Agreed. I would even vote tory if Hannan was leading the party.

            However, the powers that be will never allow such an eventuality.

          • Hannannas sulking at the Euro Trough says:

            That bald bloke who had to fuck off back into obscurity with his tail between his legs because he lost the Lisbon argument to call me Dave?

            It would be like Ian Duncan Smith, John Redwood and John Major rolled into a powerball of charismatic slapheaded boggle eyed fury

            He’d be unstoppable!
            If you kept him away from the voting public

          • the communist triplets - lib lab contrick says:

            if hannan had any balls or integrity he would have joined ukip or another small party.

            still cant expect a political class fake libertarian like hannan to acvtually put his snout from the eu gravy train can we!

            if hannanan defected to ukip, took a leading role, he may actually make it to mp rather than currently be frozen out by nwo dave in the siberian gulag wilderness of the EU do nothings!

            hannan has no integrity – just another snout.

          • Brixjack says:

            Prime Minister Hannan – just threw up a little in my mouth. Thank god its as bout as likely as Gordon getting another term!

        • 61
          Steve Expat says:

          Prime Minister Hannan sounds good…

          Seconded!

        • 174
          David Boycott says:

          Home was not a LIFE peer, but a hereditary one.

          Tony Benn had already done the legwork to allow hereditary peers to renounce their peerages. There is no such mechanism for life peers, something PM was aware of when he accepted the life peerage.

          Jack Straw has some legislation on the go that would allow life peers to renounce their peerage, but I don’t imagine Nick Brown is going to find government time for it!

          • the communist triplets - lib lab contrick says:

            marxist socialist peers – you couldn`t make it up!

            bet each and everyone of these so called socialists were calling for the abolition of the lords – eh communist mandy, and other such undeserved unmandated priviledged positions while radical middle upperclass uni student tossers with their heads in the clouds, only to become everything they claimed they despised!

            almost as laughable as their workers solidarity they always claim as they ship jobs abroad and import cheap labour, selling off state owned captive essential utilities to the elites to milk the masses.

            or perhaps the fact that they still try and justify their brand of elitism by ensuring slavery and control for all – funny i dont remember the ignorant fool marx preaching slavery for the masses, but a greater share!

            it is ironic that nothing could be further from marx than than nu labour and blue labour pledging slavery and oppression for the masses to seek favour with the elite nwo banking and rayal cartels that have become the new global mafia of death, war, murder,destruction, tyranny, usery, inequality, poverty, starvation, ethnocide and hate.

            and hardman the unstable toff – calls herself a marxist – marx would have been the first to exile this evil crooked witch, along with the rest of the nwo elite whores.

            any labour crooks reading this take a look in the mirror – seewhat you have become – for greed!

            and dave will be exactly the same!

        • 257
          final salary civil servant pensioner says:

          You know… I had the same dream last night!

        • 387
          pigs in space says:

          The Labour Party constitution requires the leader to be a sitting MP, so which puts Mandy out of the running (or should that be slithering in his case)

          ‘The leader and deputy leader of the party shall be elected or re-elected from among Commons members of the PLP in accordance with procedural rule 4B.2, at a party conference convened in accordance with clause VI of these rules. In respect to the election of the leader and deputy leader, the standing orders of the PLP shall always automatically be brought into line with these rules.’

      • 35
        Anonymous says:

        Yeah.. I think many are thinking “anyone but gordon” but haven’t thought through that anyone that stands a chance of being labour leader would be worse.

        I’m sure conservatives would get more votes anyway if brown went as there’s no longer the “better the devil you know” voting as they’ll all be unknown, or even DC would be better known.

      • 49
        Unsworth says:

        Well yes and no. Mandelson has carefully avoided saying that he would not return to the Commons and he can give up his title if he so wishes. The question is, what would induce him to do so? Does he really believe that there are other benefits? Why would he want to become PM, except out of vanity? He has already got his hands on most of the levers of power – including the making and breaking of Prime Ministers. Why put himself in a weaker position?

        You really cannot believe that ‘he is no threat’.

      • 52
        Brown Hater says:

        So what, who cares?

        The vast majority of rational, right thinking people simply want to see that back of them, their party and their political credo…let them carry on with Culpability Broon at the helm; it’s only a couple more months of fun before the real work of government is resumed!

        Relax and enjoy their collapse. Brownfall, perhaps?

      • 58

        The last gasping breath of a bankcrupt party responsible for a bankcrupt nation.

        Brown will go down in history as the worst PM in UK history.

        What we are seeing now is the mad scramble of all these hoons desperately searching for a new position of troughing and stabbing everyone in the back.

        It’s going to be great entertainment over the next few months. We’re only a couple of days in and already we’re neck deep in coups.

        Get the popcorn in and sit back and enjoy!

        • 91
          Nike says:

          I am so relaxed, because nothing that I can say or do will make any difference until the GE. Just going to enjoy all the shenanigans and nervous twitching in the final death throes of the failed experiment that is the Marxist Party.

          • Anonymous says:

            If New Labour and Tony Blair is Marxist then so must his mini-me Dave airbrush Blair

          • Nike says:

            Starting to look a bit that way. Scary that the populace is also complicit in the demise of our once Great Nation. We get the Government we vote for and therefore deserve. Personally there appears to be nowt but the choice of a Hobbit.
            The National Party in NZ are currently having the same criticism from centre right stalwarts. They ran a Campaign identical to the one we see here. I am not allied to any Political Party. I just despise the current crop of Pollies. They all deserve contempt. There must be some reason why no-one will grasp the nettle, and do a Thatcher. Are we all too comfortable?

          • Beezley says:

            Nike said: nothing that I can say or do will make any difference until the GE

            Do you really imagine you can make any difference then?

            May I tender two suggestions? Take a sledge-hammer to your telly and use newspapers only to line the parrot’s cage.

          • Nike says:

            Don’t do the Dead Tree press. Just bought a new TV, so hardly an option. But thanks for the advice. You are obviously more important than me! I happen to know my limits and am only here for amusement.

          • Nike says:

            Beezer, you remind me of someone who thought getting a four cylinder BMW was a cool thing to do, that lost a shit load of borrowed money on the Stock Market, and was studiously ignored at parties. Good luck with your blog, and do let us know when visitors start arriving. We are patient.

          • Nike says:

            BTW Beezley:

            Tumbrel remarks
            3 Sep 2008 … A tumbrel remark is an unguarded comment by an uncontrollably rich person, of such crass insensitivity that it makes the workers and …
            kottke.org/08/09/tumbrel-remarks – Cached – Similar

            Seems to be acceptable with an e or an i.

            So fucking what, but if you are going to man mark me. Feel free. It is a free world. I just happen to own quite a lot of it. (Joke)

        • 111
          cant hunter says:

          But how do you think he will rank as Chancellor ? He couldn’t be both worst ever PM and worst ever Chancellor of the Exchequer, could he ? He has caused more long term damage in his former post I think–but its a close call.

          • Rick the Roman says:

            How’s about worst human being ever – I bet he’d run Caligula, Attila the Hun etc close

        • 259
          Max the Impaler says:

          Watch out for the next thrilling episode of ‘Gordon Canute and the Economic Wave of Doom’.

      • 113
        udderly 'orrible says:

        Well unlikely to be this abject specimen – perfect picture of LiarsParteh genome:

        http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/01/06/article-0-056F318F000005DC-222_233x383.jpg

      • 175
        Vaginal Bloodfart says:

        There’s no way Britain will accept a poofter at the helm(et)

      • 230
        Anonymous says:

        Since they let him in as leader and have not taken him out, Labour must think that Brown’s the best they’ve got. In that, they may not be wrong.

      • 405
        Snatcher says:

        After twelve/thirteen lousy rotten years of NuLabshit, I can’t believe any-one in their right mind would consider voting Labour – what the feck is up with these arseholes? Are they all o benefits? Bet they are!

    • 11
      The death of the Labour party says:

      Shaun Woodward when asked why Ministers did not come out immediately to support Gordon, said they were too busy doing their jobs. The reality is, those who support Gordon (Woodward and Balls) did put aside their jobs for 5 minutes to go on the Telly, those who do not support Gordon (most of them) did carry on doing their jobs.

      So we now have a Conservative defector as Gordon’s number one ally and the deputy leader of the Labour party as Gordon’s number one enemy. What the fook is going on in Labour?

      • 15
        The IMF is coming says:

        Comical Mandy sent out a text; supporting Brown… blah blah etc…getting on with the job.

        How many ministers then used that phrase ‘getting on with the job’. Interesting

        • 46
          moorlandhunter says:

          An unelected man who has had to resign twice on dodgy dealings should never be part of our government. But I forget we have a Labour government where corruption of values, ethics and leadership are rife, so it’s no surprise Mandy is there, unelected, shaping or should I say, ruining our lives.
          Makes you sick!

          • Little Lord Fondleboy says:

            I’m intensely relaxed about it all.

          • Anonymous says:

            I wonder how many supporters Labour lost through that? I was a Labour voter until I was expected to believe that Cherie had bought their son a flat for £250,000 without mentioning it to Tony. And buying another flat for £250,000, and not mentioning that, either. And failing to tell him she’d used a conman with multiple convictions from all around the world to negotiate the deal.

            Tony: How was your day, dear?
            Cherie: Oh, fine. I got some new shoes from Dolcis.
            Tony: That’s nice. Anything else?
            Cherie (thinking): should I mention I’ve just spent half a million pounds on two flats, one of which is for our son and that I used a convicted felon to negotiate the deal? Nah.

        • 56
          Gordon ( SoldGoldAtThe ) BottomBrown says:

          I have learned the lessons from Patricia’s putative putsch, I have drawn a line under it, I am moving on and am busy getting on with the job.

          It’s the right thing to do.

          • Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

            What’s that Mr Patel? You want another £800 million for your space program?

            No problem, the cheque is in the post.

            It’s the right thing to do.

      • 23
        Down with Brown! says:

        It’s simple there is a small crowd of strange people in the bunker or on the phone who are running Labour: Jonah, Balls, Woodward, Whelan, Dan Corry, Gus O’Donnell, Damian Mcbride. No wonder the party is annoyed

        • 42
          The IMF is coming says:

          Paxo asked Comical Mandy if Brown went into a rage yesterday.
          Stock answer should be: Brown doesn’t do raging.
          Answer; I don’t know.
          So Brown, as we all know anyway, does raging.

          • Nike says:

            What worries me is the Paranoid Delusions festering in the McMental mind.

            He can go off the rails very soon, and it could be even more expensive to the UK. The ability to curtail his demented machinations are hopefully fully explored by now.

          • concrete pump says:

            @ Nike.

            Definitely, after the backing by some of his cabinet, Brown is going to go headlong into an election campaign with more spite and hatred of the Tories than ever before.

            The fuckers completely unhinged.

            He will either explode or implode, i don’t care which.

      • 75
        Mr Plum says:

        Perhaps they were holding back to give Brown the opportunity to stand down

    • 97
      Mr Bean says:

      David Miliband is supposed to be next Labour Leader. Can’t see it myself, he looks more like Mr Bean everyday.

      • 110
        Brown's a Tosser says:

        Correction he IS Mr Bean.

      • 406
        Snatcher says:

        Is it me, or does Broon walk as if some-one has shoved a poker up his arse? Answers would be really appreciated, as it/s the poker or piles or a load of Balls!

    • 149
      Moley says:

      The question they should have asked is;

      “Would you be more likely to vote Labour if they had a prolonged bitter and bloody leadership election with no clear winner just before the election?

    • 188
      Rumpole says:

      Who have we currently sat in Westminster (and advising it) who are brothers in The Bilderberg Group?

    • 326
      EU = Willkommen zum Vierten Reich! says:

      If this is indeed a plot by Mandelson to go for the Leadership, it stands to reason that he needs Brown to hang on. Timing is critical – if he goes too soon, any ‘bounce’ could dissipate before the Election, so he needs Brown in place until the very last minute.

    • 381
      Why says:

      The Question that no one is asking is. Why doesn’t Gordon want the Labour party to hold a vote on his leadership?

    • 400
      Harvey Norman says:

      Go Gordon Go!

  2. 2

    Doesn’t this sort of poll come under the “ducks possess watertight sphincters – shock revelation” category?

  3. 4
    concrete pump says:

    19% would vote labour if Brown was replaced.

    Where did the sun get that figure from.

    Spurious.

  4. 5
    jaded63 says:

    This will add to the seething discontent within Cabinet. Not good for McMental, and yet more coup attempts might still be in the offing.

  5. 6
    oldfella says:

    YouGuv have no credibility at all now – the fact that Kellner is married to labour unelected Baroness of the EU highlights the appalling connections at this level of all our so called elites – shoot the lot of them

    These results highlight what we already know but really, who cares if new stasi will do slightly better if they lose Gordon at an election?

    the people, well I want an election NOW so that I can finally have my say on this cretinous band of thieves – who needs more infighting??

  6. 8
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    oh statistics.
    So approx 80% don’t care who’s leader.

    Perhaps that 14% thought “mandleson” when they said “new leader”.

  7. 9
    Shocked of Sheen says:

    Meanwhile Smooth Dave has let it slip that he mucked it up over the married couples tax pledge…a good day to bury bad news?

    • 17
      Anonymous says:

      This is the worst thing about all this. The alternative to New labour is the idiot pair Cameron and Osborne. I’ve a feeling the minority parties will do well and I do not mean the wishy washy Liberals.

      • 44

        Cast-iron will simply impose the same New Labour policies on us. Have you read their pathetic “draft manifesto” on the NHS? The majority of the policies are already government policy, so Cast-iron is simply saying “we will carry on as if there has been no change”. Pathetic.

        • 74
          Mr Ned says:

          Copying Obama. Promise change and then carry on as before.

          • Nike says:

            Change we can sneer at. Utter bollox. O’Bummer the irishman is looking very vulnerable and has managed to shift the majority of the States towards conservatism A one term wonder. Even dappy Palin stands a chance. That is frightening.

        • 107
          Gordon ( SoldGoldAtThe ) BottomBrown says:

          Remember when I became Chancer (sic) of the Exchequer in 1997 ? I just stuck with the Tories spending plans for two years but rather concentrated on unravelling a perfectly good financial system of regulation by creating the FSA.

          I then went on to save the entire Solar System.

      • 210
        Anonymous says:

        Anon 17 @ 9:18 a.m. The “idiot pair” might have avoided the marriage couples tax pledge had they made use of Ken Clarke’s economic nous.

        • 285
          Tesco is Shite says:

          PRECISELY, Anon. KC is the great, unused talent at the top of the Tory party. To have Osborne doing his job, when K has the best postwar record of any Chancellor, is like asking the cabin boy to run the ship while the cap’n sleeps below deck. If there IS a close-run finish to the general election, Dave will rue the day.

          • Bill O'Bong says:

            Just had a call from an old Labour voting friend. (I’m voting Tory next time – oh, yes!). He says Ken Clarke is that unusual Tory beast – one that die-hard Liabour voters like enough to put their crosses next to. Come on, Dave. Give the lad a promotion NOW.

  8. 10
    nell says:

    Y’know I’m beginning to feel sorry for gordon.

    mandy pulled strings to keep him in office yesterday not because he thinks ‘he’s the best man for the job’ but because he thinks its best if he’s the one who gets damaged leading labour in a crash and burn election.

    mandy wants potential blairite candidates, namely militwit, untouched by failure until after the election and ready for a leadership fight that he hopes will see labour heading back towards the blairite centre.

    So there is gordon unloved by the electorate and unloved by his own colleagues who have essentially imprisoned him in no.10 and are now pushing him towards political suicide.

    Poor gordon, his coveted leadership crown that he assassinated bliar for has turned into a poisoned chalice. Whoever knew politics could be so violent?

    • 15
      mondeoman says:

      Nell, please don’t let your guard down.

      • 280
        Et Tu? says:

        all political careers end in failure as the maxim goes

        Hague? IDS? Howard?
        none of it ringing any bells?
        what do you think assassinated Blair means?
        Surely you remember Maggie getting stabbed in the back from her loyal fellow Tory MPs?

        tell you what, ask Boris and David Davies why they both have a polished dagger in waiting for Cameron’s back if he fucks it all up in the first couple of years

        even Cleggy is nervously eyeing dear old Vince Cable’s cheshire cat smile wondering if he’s looking at his replacement if he does badly at the election

        a callow young junior minister exclaims to an experienced old Government Minister on his first day in the commons “so that’s the enemy!” and points to the opposition benches across from him. The Minister chuckles and says “that’s not the enemy young man, that’s the enemy!” and points to the backbenches

        I paraphrase from an old story but it will always be so

    • 26
      JMT says:

      Mandy’s laughing – all the plots are a BOGOF for the spin meister.

      When Brown gets toasted at the next GE, so does Balls.

      “Keep it up” is Mandy’s catchphrase.

      • 41
        nell says:

        Seeing balls fail to win his seat at the next election would really be icing on the cake but I thought he had quite a good majority last time around.

        • 47
          The IMF is coming says:

          Boundary changes.

        • 76
          Moley says:

          Balls has completely neglected his constituency into which he was (I understand) unpopularly parachuted).

          A Portillo moment is entirely possible.

    • 170
      Shocked of Sheen says:

      Shakesperian? Levantine? A tragi-comedy certainly…

    • 263
      Love your jailer says:

      Oh shit,Nell’s got The Stockholm Syndrome – better take snatch her out of the hostage house called the UK.

    • 274
      Max the Impaler says:

      It’s not violent enough for me.

  9. 12
    Down with Brown! says:

    Staff in David Miliband’s office were phoning round trying to get his Cabinet colleagues to delay expressions of support.

    • 14
      mondeoman says:

      They are weak, have no courage, no guts.

    • 19
      Dack Blog says:

      Source?

    • 30
      Brown's a Tosser says:

      Incredible interview on Sky with J Straw where he kick friendly Nick Robinson in the groin and stating the leak about him being one of the backers was incorrect. Did I hear right he added the report was subistandard reporting or word similar. Wow the BBC and the labour party are imploding. As I said previously great telly. Who needs a soap opera when you have the labour party in power.

      • 51
        Dack Blog says:

        Sheerman weighed in on them yesterday for pretty much the opposite – not investigating/reporting the backbench frustration about Brown.

  10. 13
    dr. sipp says:

    trust no poll

  11. 18
    concrete pump says:

    You just stay right where you are Gord.

    You’re doing a great job, keep it up you twat,

    Geoff and Patricia, don’t ever do anything like that again.

    Leave him be.

    Guaranteed Tory victory

    Iknow people will just say it’s one poor choice from another, But these fuckers have got to go.

    Cameron can be bitch slapped when in power.

    • 29
      nell says:

      I think the interest thing is , what is going to happen to labour after the election? They look as though they are going to tear themselves to shreds and end up completely unable to get back into power ever.

      I hope that happens , because if it does , it will leave a vacuum for another party to fill. And if the liberals start behaving sensibly they could be the one’s to fill it.

      • 57
        concrete pump says:

        Or UKIP.

      • 62
        Right Bastard says:

        Not until Hell freezes over.

      • 70
        Dack Blog says:

        The Tories have hardly been an effective party of opposition, so whatever state Labour are left in it’s not much of a difficult act to follow.

      • 86
        Mr Ned says:

        Liberals???? Nell, please.

        The Liberals are the most radical anti_British extremists in Parliament. They cannot wait to disband Parliament and get the EU running EVERYTHING here. They would immediately set out to join the Euro (because if, by some freak of polling they get into power, the economic shock of that in the financial markets would cause the pound to collapse)

        • 167
          nell says:

          Well I take your point about them being pro Europe but I wasn’t suggesting they could ever take over as the major party only as the 2nd party ie main opposition as opposed to labour who would end up , in my ideal world, relgated to third or fourth place.

      • 289
        Glaswegian says:

        If Labour lose the next election the trade unions will ensure that there is constant strife arising from the cuts in public spending. Labour will continue as a mouthpiece of the trade unions, fomenting social discord as way of weakening the resolve of a Conservative government.
        The trade unions will never adopt the Liberals as a mouthpiece, and will see electoral defeat as an excuse for returning to the agenda of Red Revolution.

        • 316
          Mr Ned says:

          That’s why we need someone who will have the balls to take on the unions and vested interests and defeat them.

    • 55
      Brown's a Tosser says:

      Concrete I agree with your point and setiment. I am no tory but I absolutely detest this labour Government and in particular Brown. They do not deserve any support and it just unbelievable that 30% still show them support in the polls. They must live in a different country to me. This sorry excuse for a Goverment needs to go, go now and go forever.

  12. 20
    Sandhurst Metrosexual says:

    Labour is working: it’s borrowing an extra 3.5 billion pounds every week!

    • 43
      Sandhurst Metrosexual says:

      Labour is working: every week it’s borrowing an extra 164 pounds per person working in the private sector!

  13. 21
    cant hunter says:

    What would be the likelihood of people deciding to vote for Labour if Brown were to be dragged out of Downing Street by the despairing but patriotic mob and given his just desserts ie being strung up at the first Whitehall lamp post they come across. I can picture this, with his tongue permanently hanging out of his ignorant lying little gob.

    • 65
      Brown's a Tosser says:

      I would like the same but lets go the whole hog and make it the whole fu*cking cabinet.

      • 90
        Mr Ned says:

        Including all the past cabinet members going all the way back to Ted Heath’s Cabinet that took us into the EEC.

        • 224
          Nike says:

          So why did Heath never get married then?

          • My memory goes way back says:

            It all started with Heath.
            The anti british PM millionaire yachtsman.
            I danced on his grave.
            And I will yet piss on Brown’s

          • Max the Impaler says:

            Heath was a total twat, a pumped up egotistical misogynist.Rude,humourless and at heart just not British.He hoodwinked the British people into the European socialist soviet state.A pox on his memory.

          • Mr Ned says:

            Because it is not lawful for a man to marry heath’s choice of sexual partner.

          • The Ape Man Commeth says:

            Just because he never married doesn’t mean he’s gay!

            Look ‘pon Sir Cliff Richard, he’s not married.

            But because he was a slimmy fat liar who hoodwinked us into the EUSSR does make him a chump.

        • 374
          Mr Ned says:

          “The Ape Man Commeth says:
          January 7, 2010 at 12:51 pm

          Just because he never married doesn’t mean he’s gay!”

          Who said anything about him being gay?

          I said it was unlawful for him to marry his choice of sexual partner. That does not mean he is gay.

    • 123
      Brown - a failed Soviet experiment. says:

      Saw on TV, Brown returning to Downing St yesterday afternoon,via the rear entrance (nothing new for Brown).

      Police Range Rover,Brown’s armoured Jag,Police car and another Range Rover.

      Perhaps to protect him from the 60 million of us?

      No – best way to do Brown away is simply let him pile each daily disaster and curse upon himself.

      Watch him on the PMQ session yesterday – he is now very,very close to the edge.

      Virtually insane when facing Cameron and then as quiet as a lamb when answering Clegg.

      No balance,no thoughtful consideration of his answers – simply shouting the first thing he can think of as he takes on all comers in a never ending tag wrestling match – the only thing being HE is never tagged because he has no friends and tries to dominate every aspect of politics,just as a spoilt child hoards all the toys at her own birthday party.

      His face resembles an old,stained cushion in a Traveller’s Fayre cafe on the concourse at Euston Railway Station.

      His legacy?

      Never elected,never wanted and hated by all around him.

      If he was a horse,the green curtains would have been put up around him ages ago.

      For some odd reason,the vet just never seems to be available.

      • 154
        The IMF is coming says:

        The vet (comical mandy) has a syringe the size of a space rocket just waiting for the moment….

        For the prick to prick the prick, with a prick now would kill any chances of victory. Better for the prick to prick the prick, with a prick after the election and the prick with a prick may be able to prick many more pricks with his prick and so clear the way for a new stable of his own.

    • 128
      oldfella says:

      the point is, it’s not just Brown, it’s the whole party, that has betrayed the British people over 13 years – used, abused and misused everything they have touched. There’s not one new labour MP worthy of being supported – they are all in it together – hang the lot of them!

      the likelihood of Brown being dragged out of Drowning Street is onlky real when he loses the election and then it will be uncomfortable because he’ll leave his fingernails scratching the front door as he’s bundled out ….

      • 148
        Boot boy says:

        At least the copper whose hand Obama shook and Brown ignored, will be able to give the Scottish git a really good kick in the head as he is led out in a straitjacket.

        Will be worth the Sky TV and licence fee just to see that.

  14. 22
    The PM shouldn't be disturbed but this cunt is says:

    I am hoping the deranged, maladroit, bullying, brooding, childish, inadequate Scotch weirdo wins an outright majority, awarded by Labour’s core vote of Scotch vermin, professional benefits scroungers, disability fraudsters, and state employed paper shufflers.

    Far better for these wretches to witness the effects of NeoLabour’s economic insanity under the same Government.
    The filth at the BBC etc would have a five year field day if the Tories were forced into making deep cuts in public services to stave off a fiscal crisis.

    No, it’s right that the insane man who told us he’d removed the economic cycle, who told us we weren’t having a recession, who told us we’d be first out of the recession we weren’t having, who has tripled Britain’s national debt in eight years, who believes ‘cuts’ dont have to be made in front line services, who is drenched in the blood of British servicemen whom he clearly holds in utter contempt, and who despises people who have made money (but not the tax from their labours), leads a grateful nation to a great future.

    The working, tax paying English electorate will then be faced with having a Government it doesn’t want courtesy of the Scotch and all the other assorted scroungers.

    A sterling crisis might develop as McDoom refuses to cut spending on benefits and stupid people, and as he pursues his dream of the total Sovietisation of the economy.
    Meanwhile the people who earn England’s money will leg it, sharpish

    Find a way out of England me chums, I don’t pay tax here any more, its great.

    • 165
      Ken Woodchef says:

      It’s “Scots”. Saying “Scotch” will just leave them disappointed.

      • 233
        Nike says:

        Scotch is entirely deliberate. About time the Jocks got their own gig. After giving us our money back, and handing back our oil and gas reserves.

        • 334
          Nike the Tax Exile who doesn't even live in Britain says:

          so you don’t even live here Nike
          what a surprise
          no wonder you hide behind so many sockpuppets

          why not fuck off back to whatever tax haven is harbouring you and leave UK Politics to those actually affected by them?

          and don’t worry I WILL be posting under this sig every chance I get

          • Nike says:

            Feel free my demented stalker. We will see who gives up at the end.
            As I can vote here, and pay most of my taxes here. You laddie, can just fuck right off.

          • Nike says:

            Beezley, the empty vessel. Come on down. If you think you are hard enough.

            Gutless wonder with a zero traffic blogsite.

          • Nike the Tax Exile who doesn't even live in Britain says:

            so what do you think of tax cheats like Ashcroft since as you are tax dodging little prick yourself son ?

            oh that’s right! you can just fuckright off with your opinions about British taxes and taxpayers because you don’t pay all your taxes here foreigner

            why not infest the political boards of whatever country you are hiding in instead of pontificating on matters that you don’t have a clue about and don’t affect you ? or have they already made you out for a complete bellend wherever you live?

            you could complain about the snow in the UK except you don’t live here do you cun’t ?

            you do realise spouting off about the ‘Scotch’ when you don’t even live her makes you a hypocritical twat of the highest order as well ?

            “About time the Jocks got their own gig.”

            What’s it got to do with you cun’t?
            you don’t live in Britain so piss off and whine about those who live in whatever country actually borders your own instead of one you don’t live in

            “After giving us our money back,”

            who’s the ‘us’ dickhead ?
            Not you for a start since Dubai or wherever you are hiding has nothing to do with the UK’s Oil reserves

            so piss off tourist and come back when you know what it’s like to live in Britain instead of poncing about in your tax haven whining about a country you don’t have the guts to live in dodging taxes like a pussy

            it’s also clear you have more than your fair share of people who also think you are a prize dickhead considering your demented obsession with whoever this Beezley character is.

            still, you must be used to being clueless inept and wrong by now sonny

            now piss off and leave British politics to those who live here and know something about it you despicable little taxcheating tourist shitbag

  15. 25
    REEVO says:

    Jack Straw confirms on Sky that Nick Robinsons journalism is sub standard.

    Nick is fast becoming the Murray Walker of BBC journalism…

    • 45
      Mr Ned says:

      Nah, Murray Walker is well loved by Sports fans.

      Toenails is held in utter contempt.

    • 49
      bergen says:

      On the basis that Straw is the snakiest liar of them all,that’s one of the only compliments I’ve ever heard about Toenails.

    • 72
      Brown's a Tosser says:

      That was something was it not. Straw sticking it to NB. Wonder how Nick feels right now. Bitch slapped comes to mind.

    • 77
      Mitch says:

      Straw is denying it because he has to. I thought Toenails was actually quite brave to name these cabinet doubters for once.

      • 104
        Mr Ned says:

        I no longer watch, nor read anything by toenails, so it is quite possible that I could have missed some “Domascene” moment.

        Is this a sign that toenails is effectively admitting defeat for his beloved party and saying something like, “well I have tried my best to prop up this bunch of incompetent, malignant fuckwits, but now I gotta save my own ass from the next tory government so labour are on their own”?

        I must admit to being highly sceptical about that, but it would be good if true.

        • 137
          Mouth to mouth last aid says:

          I heard Robinson at one point yesterday evening and got the distinct impression he has turned against Brown – this must be an indication that the hacks now know that Mandelson is engineering a prolonged public execution of Brown.

          Brown’s life support machine is being turned off – it won’t be finished in 60 seconds,but the solid line on the screen will appear within a few months and there just won’t be any more resuscitation teams available to bring the cursed man back to political life.

          • Down with Brown! says:

            I note the other five names mentioned by Toenails as pro-plot are not denying it though.

          • Nike says:

            As an arch Blairite, turning down the oxygen supply on Brown ever so gradually is no doubt amusing him greatly. Brown will be turning puce, as all that bullying is coming back to haunt him. I just hope he OD’s on as many pills as possible after shooting his Beard.

  16. 27
    Factor 8 says:

    Without people confusing Brown with Susan Boyle, he would have been gone a long time ago

    • 59
      Nike says:

      You never see them at the same venue. Bit like Wacko Jacko and Janet Jackson. Seen her recently. No, thought not.

    • 139
      Gobshite says:

      At least he/she/it can fall back on a singing career then.

      Has anyone ever seen Sarah and Mandy in the same room?

  17. 33

    That is a shocking statistic!

    14% will still vote for brown?

    Actually, thinking about it, between the bloated civil service, and those on benefits who would hate to have to get a job, I can see how brown has bought 14% of the votes.

  18. 36
    Nick Robinson says:

    “one rebel who was involved in planning their revolt told me: “We wanted to create a storm. Our purpose was to create the space for the Cabinet to act. They bottled it.”

    Sources named the potential Cabinet rebels as Harriet Harman, David Miliband, Bob Ainsworth, Jack Straw, Jim Murphy and Douglas Alexander.”

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/nickrobinson/2010/01/why_attempt_to.html

    • 66
      caesars wife says:

      bottled it ?? on top of bungled it !

      • 141
        Beveridge Boy says:

        Sounds like a Coca Cola bottling plant.

        Difference is Coca Cola is “The Real Thing”.

    • 83
      Brown's a Tosser says:

      The thing is why should they expect anything different from this government it bungles everything its a surprise to me they can find the way to the HoC.

    • 99
      Moley says:

      You can easily see why Straw was having a go at Nick Robinson.

      Straw wanted his treachery kept secret and Nick Robinson outed him.

      One has to keep reminding oneself that the professional Labour politician has no concept of truth or honour and is perfectly capable of making a succession of completely conflicting statements with a straight face.

      The Cabinet fully supports Brown, but the Cabinet doesn’t fully support Brown. That is the official position.

    • 145
      Mr Ned says:

      So the abortive coup was not a sign of a couple of delusional ‘past-it’ MP’s taking on a strong and united party.

      It was more along the lines of a very divided party wracked by internal dissent being saved by a combination of the utter incompetence and craven cowardice of it’s members.

      Labour, a party that hates itself, but is too stupid to do anything about it!

  19. 37
    Alan Jones says:

    That’s why I want him to stay.
    He’s the best PM the Tories ever had.
    See: http://alanindyfed.blogspot.com/

  20. 39
    Right Bastard says:

    Everyone, including the most diehard Labour supporter, knows that McMental is going to lose at the General Election.

    The fun is in watching all the interim shenanigans which will ultimately leave McMental twisting in the wind.

    Have fun while you can, Labour trolls.

  21. 40

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    • 64
      Sir William Waad says:

      They should call it ’3BGG’ (Three Billy Goats Gruff).

    • 79
      caesars wife says:

      do you have a product called troll Shifter Bill ?? I have industrial strength marxists cleanser and Anti Blair , but need somthing to keep shift comments from LAbour trolls .

      • 120

        That Anti-Blair was excellent. Used it in 2007 and haven’t heard a word from him since.
        There was Anti-Blair EU that has also had great results recently.

        Unfortunately there isn’t any known program that can remove Brown.
        Purnell OS 4, Blears 0.05, Clarkey Sparky, FallowField or even New Hoon.
        There are even some doubts that a new product called Election 10 will fully remove Brown.

        • 164
          Mr Ned says:

          Well according to the beta testers of Election 10.0, they have discovered a trojan in the code that means that despite a whole new interface, and a more efficient kernel, the same old flawed routines still get executed. All the power from the system is still drained to the EU.LisBon daemon by this trojan. Much of the new functionality that the user community have been demanding for a long time is blocked by EU.LisBon, (meaning that one gets all the menus leading to the new functionality, but they are greyed out and not functional, they may even removes these menus altogether before final release this spring/summer), and only a complete block on EU.LisBon and total removal of all the command directives and sub-routines that get run by EU.LisBon will make the product work properly.

          A free, open source patch, UKIP.hope is available, but it is untested. Pre Election.10 marketing (JuneEUElection.09) showed promise and even scored more highly than Labour.2.0 (Brown edition)

          It is a shame that too many users are still willing to pay through the nose for inefficient, costly, buggy software when free alternatives often work better.

          But then, Microsoft have relied on that mentality for years!

        • 177
          Anti Blair System/Failure Heir ot Blair 2.0 has infected your Party says:

          Call me Tony Cameron
          Look at my big airbrushed Blairite face on the posters
          I’m a pretty straight sort of a guy y’know ?

    • 96
      Doctor Mick says:

      The trolls keep the hitrate up on this blog. Why get rid?

  22. 60
    caesars wife says:

    Dale on form , he has news on charles clarke getting local meeting to de select him , although grandma story had me in stitches .

    CW ponders if Charles does face deselection why not erm you know consider crossing the floor !!!

    Great plastering over of yesterdays left overs and Cameron is on marr this sunday , certainly somesones chestnuts are roasting

  23. 67
    Alan Jones says:

    The longer he stays the greater his downfall…

  24. 69
    Brown and out. says:

    I watched the Newsnight interview with Mandelson – and perhaps I have watched too many episodes of “Lie To Me”.

    Am I wrong in thinking that Mandelson,when Paxman asked;

    “So Gordon Brown is the right man for the job?” answered “Yes” in a way that actually said;

    “No,but I am going to prolong his agony by playing these games for I am the real leader of the Labour Party”.

    Reptilian,smarmy and so dangerous that a new word needs to be invented to describe this man.

    • 93

      I’m starting to quite like him. He’s an evil commie and everything, but set against the rest of the cowardly incompetants he looks positively Churchillian. Mandy would make a great Bond villain.

      • 106
        Doctor Mick says:

        He’d make a fine Pink Tsar.

      • 122
        cant hunter says:

        But isn’t he looking creepily like Hitler, sans tache.

      • 140

        Sitting behind his desk, monocle in eye, stroking a white pussy.
        He presses the intercom button. “Send in number two”
        The doors slide open and a nervous Gordon brown shuffles in, nervously glancing at the shark tank. “You sent for me sir?”

        “I have had to save your pathetic skin again Number 2. The traitors have been taken care of, but I warn you for the last time, don’t fail me!”
        “No sir”
        “Send in Number 3,” called Lord Mandelson, placing a diamond necklace around the pussy.
        Harman enters in her Mao style uniform, a poison dagger can be seen emerging from the toe of her plain shoe.
        “We don’t tolerate failures Number tow, do you understand…?”
        “Yes!Yes I won’t fail again..I’ll get rid of Dave Bond, I swear.” babbled a sweating, shaking Brown.
        “You had better. Now give me two new titles and get out..”

        • 186
          streamfisher says:

          Meanwhile we are number 6, the Prisoners..I am not a number I am a free man….
          Mandy: Ha,Ha,Ha!
          Ed Balls: chase me.

    • 94
      Brown's a Tosser says:

      Hey Cal, its a good job you were not looking at Mandy’s Arsehole. That was a dead giveaway.

      • 98
        Brown's a Tosser says:

        I know where I would like to shove that Churchillian cigar and of course alight.

    • 105
      Engineer says:

      Slitherous?

    • 125
      Spank Sinatra says:

      ‘Anthrax’ any good?

    • 144
      Gobshite says:

      David Icke was right!

      Soon Mandy will tear the fake skin from his face to reveal his true scaly face of doom.

    • 266
      Grandma B says:

      I must confess I’ve had a sneaking admiration for him since the green custard incident – what style, but rather scary!

  25. 73
    Alan Jones says:

    No need to rock a boat when it is sinking….

  26. 81
    Miliband - ready and waiting. says:

    Watching D Miliband returning to his flat last night,there is no doubt he was the expected Cabinet minister to resign – and HE expected other cabinet ministers (Darling?) to resign after which he would have done so and declared himself ready for election.

    Watch the film of him – he is without any shadow of a doubt ready to take over.

    Brown will not be “leader” at the General Election.

    • 95
      Mitch says:

      I’ll jump if you do.

      Is this lack of moral and political courage what we really want from a PM?

      • 119
        Steve Expat says:

        No, but it’s what we expect from the Liebour party.

        Presented with a perfect opportunity to have Gordon replaced, the whole bloody lot of them bottled it! My money was on Darling, after his recent marginalisation and bullying by Broon over the PBR contents.

    • 129
      Moley says:

      It has come to something when grovelling cowardice is a qualification for leadership.

      It defines the state of the country remarkably well.

    • 196
      Play for Today says:

      Operator: Good morning. H & H Sporting & Military Supplies.

      Caller: I’d like to order some more ammunition. I’m going shooting again.

      Operator: Oh yes, pheasant, partridge or grouse?

      Caller: Er no, lame ducks.

      Operator: Oh, er, yes. I see that your last order was just before the EU election last year, and was for 2 boxes of blanks. Do you wish to repeat the order?

      Caller: Yes, I’d like to place another order for blanks as I’ve run out. I’ve been firing quite a few blanks recently.

      Operator: Can I check the name & delivery address?

      Caller: Yes. It’s D. Miliband, and please send the blanks to my London address as it’s a bloody pain having to go to South Shields all the time.

      Operator: Age?

      Caller: 11.

      Operator: Sorry, but we can’t supply you. You’d be better off with a water pistol sonny.

  27. 84
    Alan Jones says:

    There are five months yet to go….watch this space

  28. 89
    Alan Jones says:

    Click on the link (above)

  29. 102
    shelling-out says:

    He won’t go until he’s pushed out. The man is so full of his own self-importance that he forgets the wishes of the electorate.

  30. 108
    Anonymous says:

    SO PEOPLE WANT TO VOTE AGAINST BROWN BUT NOT FOR CAMERON.

    SAYS QUITE A LOT ABOUT THE TORIES REALLY.

    SO STILL WONT BE VOTING FOR BLAIR2, I SHALL VOTE FOR A REAL TORY.

    • 136
      Brown's a Tosser says:

      I understand your point but for me I want rid of this government and that means voting tory where I live. In truth, if I lived in a part of the country where a UKIP, LibDem or Independent had a better chance then I believe I would vote for them. It might not be the “right thing to do” but I am being straight I want this corrupt sad excuse for a government gone and with any luck gone for good.

      • 197
        Mr Ned says:

        I am confused, how can anyone consider voting for UKIP and consider voting for the LibDems? They are diametrically opposed to each other on just about every policy bar the illegality of the Iraq invasion. And even then, UKIP have the balls to state that they would take action against Blair even if they had to change the law to do so, whereas the LibDems are completely impotent.

        I understand and share the hatred of Labour, but liberals are like a concentrated form of the evil that is labour. They are utterly hateful of this country and cannot wait to get the EU fascists to come in and finish completely taking over.

        • 279
          Brown's a Tosser says:

          I appreciate and largely agree with your point. For me its about the best way to get rid of this government and here that means a vote for a tory. I admit to voting for Blair first time around which was a pox on my house. I was duped like so many about their promises and wishes for change and after 17 years of a tory government, change was the order of the day. Tactical voting will in my view be the best way to send the labour party into oblivion.

    • 147
      Gobshite says:

      One thing to say about the Tories, is that they have a few in their ranks that might be worth a punt in the top job.

      And some damn fine totty too.

  31. 111
    BillyBob ... reduce crime, national debt and carbon footprint, stop immigration? Every little helps! says:

    B8stards……….. The Great Leader is getting on with the job and saving the world, pleeeeease do not interfere !!

  32. 116
    No to 6 quid! says:

    Please could the gutless wonders of this sad country demand an election. If ever we needed an end to the current political situation it is now. Whatever the result, the country would at least start the new parliament knowing it was legitimate. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE an election!

  33. 121

    of course there is no way anyone wants to be labour leader gouing into this election. they dont want to be tainted by this government. I hope to so called candidates all lose their seats anyway at the election. I will be winning Harriet’s seat in peckham so thats one down.

  34. 124
    Public sector Teachers are a disgrace. says:

    This shutting of schools while it is Cold is a scandal. Why do teachers think they are different to the rest of us and do not need to go to work?

    And I would wager it is only the State schools that have closed.

    State teachers and socialism go together.

    • 153
      mondeoman says:

      Two words sum this issue up ‘Risk Assessment’, this is one area that needs a careful review post election who ever is in power. To many times is this being used as a excuse to do nothing.

      • 206
        Mr Ned says:

        And as another poster noted, This is more to do with massaging OFSTED figures than safety. If a school stays open and the kids cannot get in from outlying areas, their attendance figures suffer in the OFSTED report, so they close the school and that dates attendance does not count.

      • 404
        Pig Sick says:

        Please sit up straight when posting on this blog

    • 229
      Hampshire Tory says:

      I’m afraid my son’s fee paying school is also closed.

      • 392
        jaded63 says:

        You mean they kicked the boarders out into the snow?

        My public school never closed through the winter of ’62-’63 (unfortunately).

  35. 133
    Michael says:

    Labour seem to be entering self-destruct mode – when Brown is finally dragged away after the election – they will probably replace him with a turkey.

  36. 134
    Selohesra says:

    Its snowing!

    • 176
      nell says:

      Just imagine how much harder it would be snowing and how much lower the temperature would be if we weren’t suffering from anthropgenic global warming!!!!

      • 192
        Tat's 'special' Gay Stalker says:

        must be why you’re voting for Dave love
        coz he thinks you’re thick as two short planks when it comes to science

        • 217
          nell says:

          Well the only people who are going to be voting for gordon will be those living the life of riley on benefits or civil servants and local government workers doing all those non-jobs that gordon created in order to claim he’d cured unemployment.

          • Tony Camoron 2.0 says:

            the unemployed on benefits and young people are the biggest stay at home no show low turnout in any election
            at least learn the basics before you sound quite so stupid

          • Carrot Crunch says:

            nell’s OD’d on turnips again.

          • streamfisher says:

            He has cured unemployment, new initiative announced, Government grant awarded to Kipper and Arbroath smokie smokeries.

  37. 135
    Anonymous says:

    James Gordon Brown (anag)

    Now more grand jobs

  38. 143
    Postal Vote says:

    My lookalikes and me will keep him in the job!

  39. 152
    Down with Brown! says:

    O/T But Jonathan Ross leaving the BBC according to Five Live.

  40. 155
    RestandBthankful says:

    Jonathan Ross quitting the BBC!

    • 158
      Mitch says:

      but didn’t they pay him an enormous salary to retain his talent?

      • 178
        Down with Brown! says:

        In the summer, it must be about money. Graham Norton is going to be Jonathan Ross’ replacement.

        • 187
          Anonymous says:

          as chief twat?

        • 218
          Mr Ned says:

          Wasn’t Ross pro-Gay enough?

          How long will it be before homosexuality or at least bisexuality are compulsory in this country?

          I am thinking of organising a ‘straight pride’ march!

          Hetero and PROUD!
          The only good sex is with the opposite sex!
          At least we can breed normally.
          Man + Woman + Balance = Nature.

          Any more ideas for banners?

          • sockpuppet #4 says:

            your maths is a bit odd.

            What is the “balance” that is required to make the “man+woman” equal “nature”. ( An extra woman on the side? A big dildo? )

          • concrete pump says:

            You’ll get locked up for ‘hate crimes’ Ned.

          • The Dirty Rat says:

            Front bottoms rule OK.

          • Mr Ned says:

            No doubt. Gays can lambast and pontificate about straight people all they like, but straight people cannot even be proud of their own normal sexuality?

            Whilst I, and millions of other moderate people do not mind, or object to anyone’s legal sexual preference and we have no wish to criminalise, nor attack the gay community, we are increasingly feeling pissed off at having our noses rubbed in their “lifestyle choice”.

            Being gay does feel entirely normal, IF YOU ARE GAY! Nothing wrong with that.

            But there are millions of kids growing up in the UK today who are now terribly confused and are being made to feel guilty and abnormal for not being gay. I heard one young teen talk of feeling ashamed that he could not find any homosexual feelings at all and he was scared that he could be considered a bigot for not admitting to being at least “a bit gay” If you are not gay, then the whole concept of being gay is NOT normal.

            Gay people, please give it a rest, or suffer an inevitable backlash!

          • Moley says:

            Can’t remember which University it was, but one of them had a sign up in the Common Room;

            “If you must be heterosexual; please be discreet about it”.

            Explosive underpants isn’t the only subject on the syllabus of the modern English University.

  41. 159
    ButcombeMan says:

    I watched yesterday with bewilderment.

    Brown lives-but for what? To be taken into an election (at the last
    possible moment apparently) as head of a divided party, looking inwards
    and not outwards & forwards. It is plain to everyone that the Cabinet
    and many of his MPs are not behind him so IF, big IF, (but just about
    possible), Labour were to scratch by at the election as the largest
    party, we would have a leader most of the country does not want and much
    of his party does not want.

    Instead of strong government we would have a weak PM with constant bickering over the succession and doubtless other failed plots.

    Eventually Brown would be replaced by another, again
    /someone the British People will not have chosen/.

    Meanwhile we are at war in Afghanistan and we have a debt problem created largely by Brown which will affect our grandchildren and their children and our country is in danger of having our credit rating severely damaged (and thus our national economic prospects)-possibly permanently.

    I am despairing of the whole political class.

    Brown is apparently going to take the election almost to the brink, hoping, Micawber like, for something to turn up. Last thing the nation and more particularly the bond markets need. He really is absolutely barking, I thought it when he sold the gold at the obvious bottom of the market, I now think he
    is certifiable.

    • 248
      mondeoman says:

      Do you see this as part of the plot, we end up disliking them all, voting for a party that has no hope of forming a government or a one subject party so no one wins a majority, and we are left in limbo land. Plots and counter plots, let’s hope they meet themsleves coming back, one day it will all come out.

  42. 161
    Number 7 says:

    OT But may give you a laugh (even though it”s Mrs Dale).

    http://iaindale.blogspot.com/2010/01/that-effing-gordon-brown.html

  43. 162
  44. 168
    Down with Brown! says:

    Great line from John Redwood that gets to the heart of the issue:

    The coup is symptomatic of a wider collapse in government, an inability to concentrate on solutions to our problems.

  45. 180
    Anonymous says:

    and what would the tories poll ratings be if you asked the question, if our dave hadnt ratted on his cast iron guarantee of a referendum on lisbon, would you give your vote back to the tories?

    others would go down, tory vote would go up, SIMPLES!

  46. 183
    Some bloke says:

    Well they had their chance to get rid of Gordon and they blew it. Now they’ll just have to live with the adverse electoral consequences of this failure.

  47. 193
    Mind Games says:

    Re; the Wall Street Journal bit on Darling asking Brown to go yesterday,the whole way through the PMQ’s yesterday,Darling kept very quiet,very still and deep in thought.

    The person who invents a machine to read the mind will make Bill Gates and Warren Buffet’s fortune’s look like the claim for an MP’s garlic presses.

    Day 7 of a new year and the cursed Brown already has a leadership challenge added to his CV.

    Why do we all put up with this arsehole?

    • 203
      Down with Brown! says:

      Iain Martin has lots of contacts in the Treasury. Darling would have told one of his people what took place for sure.

      • 255
        Engineer says:

        Not if Brown blackmailed him, he wouldn’t. Wonder if such a thing is a possibility – I can’t think of any other feasible reason for Darling to back Brown. It’s too late for Brown to promise him jobs, they don’t agree on economic policy, and there’s a history of fighting between them (Darling having to manouvre during the last reshuffle to keep Balls out of the Treasury, for example).

        The only other possibility is that Darling calculates that changing the leader now would be more damaging to Labour than not changing now. If Labour did oust Brown, they would either have to hold a leadership election taking several weeks – a gift to the opposition at present – or appoint a leader – an even bigger gift to the opposition parties, who along with large sections of the media would raise a huge clamour for a GE to legitimise the new leader.

        Labour are sunk whatever they do now; yesterday’s failed putsch just highlighed the divisions and weakened them more. It’s pure damage limitation for them, now – and Darling may well reckon that the damage could be more if the Dear Leader toppled now rather than at the GE.

        • 261
          Mitch says:

          what could Brown blackmail Darling with?

          my view is that Darling got a promise from Brown that he (Darling) would be in sole charge of economic policy from now on and would write the budget alone.

          • Engineer says:

            Don’t know – I was thinking aloud, really.

            Someone posted a couple of days ago that the Labour leader is in part personally liable foe Labour Party debts. Perhaps that’s a factor in their thinking – none of them want the leadership. Maybe they’re Brown be the fall-guy. Bit of a long shot, I’d admit.

          • Engineer says:

            Doh – letting Brown be the fall-guy. And read ‘for’ for ‘foe’.

          • Moley says:

            Brown is telling everybody individually and in secret that THEY are his preferred successor, and that they stand a far better chance if they don’t challenge his leadership.

            They should all get together and tell each other what Brown said to them about their leadership prospects.

  48. 198
    Ed Testicals says:

    Bollocks.

  49. 209
    Centre Parting says:

    At least Jonathan Ross has at last had the decency to stand down – see Gordon, it is possible!

  50. 211
    two fat ladies says:

    Someone needs to kick the door off Brown’s office, get him in a headlock and bounce his stupid Scotch heed off a filing cabinet.

    He is the twat who got the country in the shit and in no drug fuelled absinthe drinkathon is he the person(s) to get us out of it

  51. 212
    Anonymous says:

    could some one make sure that in the next poll, they ask the following questions.

    if dan hannan was tory leader, would it make you more or less likely to vote for cameron, sorry, i mean conservative?

    if you could still have a vote on the lisbon treaty would it make you more or less likely to vote realtory?

    • 239
      The British Electorate,the sleeping giant of British politics says:

      And the majority of those asked would say – Hannan who ? Apart from the right wing of the Tory party who think he’s wonderful the rest of the electorate don’t know him or if they do can’t really get to worked up about Lisbon or the EU anymore – whereas “Dave” has had 4/5 years to work up his image! 2010 is not Hannan’s time.He’s not even a Westminster MP-yet !!

      • 273
        Anonymous says:

        and just look at at what daves carefully crafted image has taken us to? just 9 points behind the cretins who have ruined this country.

        i certainly wont be voting for blair2 or bluelabour, im voting for a real conservative.

        • 293
          The British Electorate,the sleeping giant of British politics says:

          I didn’t say I didn’t agree with you -I just said that Hannan needs to raise his profile outside of the Conservative Right etc and also get himself elected to Westminster. As regards 2010 just like Gordon for Labour Dave is the only alternative for the Tories.

        • 324
          Al says:

          Anon 11.23.

          You are a Fuckwitt. A bedroom festering, sock wanking repetative troll who leaves his obvious cock scrapings at intervals on this site.

          You Fuckwitt.

          • Anonymous says:

            Said the fuckwit who can’t even spell fuckwit.

          • Al says:

            Fuckwitt has two ts in your case troll.

            As in

            You Fuckwitt

          • Anonymous says:

            So exactly what is your point?

            Would you care to articulate (if you don’t know what that word means, there is a thing called a “dictionary” where it explains what different words mean), or are you currently still getting lessons on violence and abusiveness from Brown? If I give you my address you could come and throw a Nokia at me! I’m not sure though that it would help the intellectual battle for hearts and minds.

            Did you know this is a political blog and not a sexual pornographic site?

            Mature students can still be enrolled in English lessons, if it helps, just contact your local council for full details.

          • Anonymous says:

            Oh no! I’ve been called a troll by Al. Lucky his parents gave him a name even he couldn’t get wrong.

    • 250
      Dr Umaru Dikko says:

      Hannan frightens too many voters, which is why he’s bound and gagged bearing a label stating “Do not open until after the election”.

  52. 213
    All the Sun News that's fit to Blog says:

    Just link to the Sun Guido
    It’s not as if we can’t all see you can barely be bothered these days

  53. 232
    When Harry,Jack, Milly,Douggie,Bob & Jim didn't meet Patty& Geoff says:

    Yeah but like yeah but no it ain’t gonna happen is it ? Cos the Cabinet are a load of cowardy cowardy custards and say one thing in private but daren’t speak up in public. So Labour goes to the election with Brown ! Heyho ! Roll on the election !!

  54. 238
    Alan Rough says:

    So rather than lead the way with a positive message, Conservatives are relying on Labour to gift them victory with the equivalent of a Scottish goalkeeping howler.
    Doesn’t inspire one with much confidence in the next government. God help Britain, because none of these political pygmies will.

    • 241
      The British Electorate,the sleeping giant of British politics says:

      When did policies ever decide a modern election in the UK ? It’s always about personalties

  55. 242
    MP claims for straw bales says:

    “An arrest warrant has been issued for a Leicester man accused of having sex with a horse and a donkey, after he failed to turn up to court”.

    These MP’s really are the dregs.

    • 249
      Nike says:

      Presumably the Horse and the Donkey will be getting the MP in question to appear on Jeremy Vile some time soon. MP’s really are cheating love rats.

    • 313
      Sir William Waad says:

      It’s vile, disgusting and wrong but why is it illlegal actually?

      • 328
        concrete pump says:

        I suppose the poor animals didn’t have a choice.

        They got fucked whether they wanted it or not.

        Eeuurgh ! Imagine being a horse and then mounted by Vaz.

  56. 253

    I’m allergic to Pollin’

  57. 258
    I'm shorting sterling says:

    As Predicted by me.
    Family motto “A short priced winner is beter than a long priced loser”

    The pound weakened as much as 0.7 percent to $1.5913 today, its lowest since Dec. 30.

  58. 272
    Odds Bodkins says:

    Pleeeeeeese stay!

  59. 278
    Margaret says:

    Agent Brown must be left alone to complete his mission.

    • 315
      streamfisher says:

      Not mission impossible, still time for “this U.K. will self destruct in under 6 months”, mission accomplished.

  60. 286
    Anonymous says:

    Now coup has failed Jack Straw feels able to denounce it:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8445464.stm

    Isn’t this reminiscent of Stalinist Russia?

    • 308
      When Harry,Jack, Milly,Douggie,Bob & Jim didn't meet Patty& Geoff says:

      Rather like the Clinton Defence methinks – I did NOT have communications with that woman

      • 319
        Anonymous says:

        The old fraud knew about this coup and supported it. He wanted others to wield the knife because he believes he can become PM himself.

        He said:

        “no-one had asked any advice as far as I know from any members of the cabinet about this. Had we been asked I think our advice would have been unanimous.”

        Interesting he doesn’t say unanimously what.

    • 327
      streamfisher says:

      On the Beach boys (six months to save the Nation).

  61. 287
    Chris says:

    A party that does not want it’s leader.
    A country that does not want it’s leader.
    A party that has not got the balls to replace the leader.
    A country that will replace the leader and the party.
    Bring on the election!!!

  62. 292
    G Brown says:

    BREAKING NEWS

    “I have spoken with my Cabinet colleagues and everyone is behind me”

  63. 296
    RestandBthankful says:

    159 – Does Chilcott (sp) think McDoom will lose the GE? Why can’t McDoom give evidence before the GE? What IF he won the GE would that mean he couldn’t give evidence? It’s all very strange.

  64. 304
    All Tories are twats says:

    No doubt we are in for another day of insightful and intelligent comments.

    Get a life you arrogant tossers.

    • 330
      concrete pump says:

      Still read the comments though, don’t ya.

      You prick.

      You probably read some of these comments, and pass them off as your own down the pub, just to impress people.

      Billy fucking no mates.

    • 333
      Great British Public says:

      Compared to socialists who are all indolent dossers

  65. 305
    bergen says:

    The total ineptness of this failed coup sadly reflects how disasterous it was to have the MoD run by such an incompetent as Hoon during a major overseas war.No wonder the poor squaddies were so short of the proper kit.

    • 321
      No to 6 quid! says:

      Hoon didn’t even know the difference between the Costa Del Sol and the Costa Brava. The man is indicative of the low life that Labour have in their government. He is a spineless, chinless prat.

  66. 317
    angelnstar says:

    http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2010/01/06/the-natives-are-revolting/

    What Harriet Harman REALLY said yesterday when she endorsed Gordon. Hahahaha. With friends like these……

  67. 325
    The Real World says:

    As wonderful as these debates are, and I do love the banter, when push comes to shove millions will still vote to save their winter fuel allowance, or council tax rebates and other pittances, because as two 80+ ladies told me this week, the Conservatives will take it away from them.

    That’s it, no debate, they know the truth as they see it, the Conservatives are evil. It doesn’t matter that the country is up the creek without a paddle and the captain is a fuckwit, they will vote for Labour, as long as they can get to the polls.

    The GE will therefore be as late as possible to try & get the best weather for the frightened old ladies and the poor folk on benefits with no overcoat but a 42” TV and the best Sky package my taxes will buy.

    So for all the clever chatter do get back to the real world folks.

    • 332
      Clueless says:

      Hopefully not.

    • 338
      Great British Public says:

      That’s exactly why Liebour captured the media, thanks to Mandelson and Campbell, so that their ‘Tories eat babies ‘ message could be drummed into the gullible, soporific masses. It’s worked fine since 1997.

      • 357
        TGL says:

        It only works because Labour were able to win a 66 seat majority with only 22% of the total vote. What sort of democracy is that?

    • 339
      oldfella says:

      maybe your ‘real world’ but not mine

      I can see through the shit that is brown and new stasi

      and I don’t like what I see

    • 349
      Nike the Tax Exile who doesn't even live in Britain says:

      those over 50 are the biggest most reliable electorate there is
      they always tend to get out and vote
      Wavy Davy Cameron spent so much time copying Blair he forgot that trying to be young and ‘hip’ with all the WebCameron toss is pretty much a waste of time as the younger you are the less likely you are to vote

      • 390
        Great British Public says:

        NOBODY tries any longer to emulate Tony B£iar.

        He’s gradually been exposed for the War Criminal he was and for being one of the architects of this Nation’s destruction.

        Only a complete imbecile would believe that Cameron or ANYONE would want to model themselves on B£iar.

        That’s the REAL world.

        • 393
          Nike the Tax Exile who doesn't even live in Britain says:

          At a dinner with newspaper executives on the eve of his address, he took the comparison a step further. “I am the heir to Blair,” he said. If his hosts were in any doubt about what they had heard, Mr Cameron repeated the mantra. He also said that a Cameron Tory Government would not reverse all of the Blairite reforms in the public services.

          His hosts were, to say the least, taken aback. Mr Cameron was guest, in the Louis Room at the Imperial Hotel in Blackpool, of The Daily Telegraph, house journal of the Conservative Party. The spirit of Margaret Thatcher, who was even praised by Kenneth Clark yesterday, still beats strongly in the editorial conferences of the newspaper.

          Charles Moore, the former Editor who was at the dinner, is the official biographer of Baroness Thatcher, whose admirers include . . . Tony Blair. Mr Cameron, who was accompanied by his wife the creative director of a stationery company, was not isolated in the intimate gathering.

          George Osborne, the Shadow Chancellor and fellow member of the so-called Notting Hill set of young modernising Tories, was also at the dinner table. Mr Osborne, defending the heir to Blair boast, said: “We have nothing to be ashamed of in saying it.”

          Looks like you are a complete fuckwit who doesn’t have a clue what happens in the REAL world.

          TWAT

    • 370
      AC1 says:

      It the old ladies who are inadvertently evil.

  68. 343
    Manchester old Labour says:

    I have just learned the truth about yesterdays plot from a senior Labour backbencher.

    The Brownites discovered that several cabinet ministers (the 6 Robinson named) were planning to speak out against Brown this coming weekend.

    In a false flag operation designed to spike the real rebellion, the Brownites co-opted Hoon and Hewitt to announce a fake rebellion which had no real support and was designed to fizzle out quickly and leave Brown looking stronger.

    This took the real opposition to Brown by surprise and has now left them in a bit of a quandary as to what to do next.

    • 351
      streamfisher says:

      The Thick of it?

    • 353
      JM says:

      That makes sense. I wondered why such an unprincipled chancer as Geoff Hoon was sticking his next out. He’s obviously on a promise from his mate Gordon.

    • 356
      Ted says:

      Perhaps that explains todays Guardian headline: “The LAST Revolt.” The inference being that the rebels have been vanquished and Brown is now safe? The whole thing was a con trick set up by Brown and Balls to stuff the genuine plotters. Very Machievelian!!

    • 361
      Dave's cunning plan for a hung Parliament says:

      laughable horseshit

      Hewitt and Hoon are now ‘untouchables’ and they supposedly made utter fools of themselves to please Brownites ?

      like fun they did

      they are both weapons grade idiots who missed the boat in the earlier coup attempt and this was their last desperate and wonderfully stupid throw of the dice

      might have made a difference a few months ago but any idiot could have told them to wait till after christmas was way, way too late

      they are ex cabinet remember and have been out of the loop for quite some time
      if you rely on Charles “incompetent” Clarke for your inside info and coup strategy then don’t be surprised when your left standing there with your dick in your hands looking a prize twat when it all goes wrong

      because that’s what happened before

      • 367
        Dave says:

        The idea of a ‘manufactured revolt’ rings true. I thought it looked very odd when Hoon came on to the 6 o clock news yesterday, within just a few hours of the so-called rebellion starting, and announced that the rebellion was over. He said it with a big smirk on his face as if it had all been some sort of game.

        He has strengthened the hands of Brown and Balls against Miliband, Harman, etc. I bet Brown has promised Hoon a nice lucrative position somewhere warm and out of the snow!

        • 372
          they were incompetent stupid HOONS! the clue is in the name says:

          there was no support

          it’s not fucking rocket science
          and Hewitt and Hoon are definitely NOT rocket scientists
          some of the people on here need to cut down on the crazy juice as not everything is an overcomplicated machiavellian conspiracy

          you would have had no trouble believing both these clowns were dribbling idiots yesterday but now they are the dastardly front men in some far fetched pre-emptive counter-coup???

          they were so busy in their own little plot bubble keeping it a secret that they were blind to the obvious that it was far too late and the PLP were having none of it

          this is UK Politics not the plot of a bad potboiler thriller novel

          if something can be fucked up it will be fucked up and those two have plenty of form in the fuckitup department

    • 363
      Steve Expat says:

      That’s quite possible.

      Brown smoked out the real rebels with a fake rebellion they had to respond to, none of them having the guts to do so.

      Point still stands that how the fuck should we trust then to run the country, when they can’t even run their own party?

  69. 344
    oldfella says:

    Brown on radio solent now – questions about the ‘coup’ on radio 5 – that’s two stations covered in shit then

  70. 354
    Election Fever says:

    Ship all Labour and Conservative voters to the Isle of Wight and let them fight to the death, winner take all.

  71. 355
    Anonymous says:

    who’s Barry Shermans daughter working for then

  72. 359
    CV says:

    Frazer Nelson is on the Daily Politics going on about splits in the Tories!!

    Is there something the matter with that twat? Does he want five more years of Brown?

    • 365
      Steve Expat says:

      What the fuck has happened to Fraser Nelson?

      Did he take a magic Labour supporting pill over the Christmas holidays? Even since then he has been critisising the Tories non-stop. Does he seriously want five more years of Gordon fucking Brown?

      • 368
        Dave says:

        Nelson is a turd who says and writes what his new masters, the Barclay brothers, tell him to. They have had a similiar effect on some of those at the Telegraph.

      • 383
        Nelson is Kosher says:

        Nelson is a proper Tory, unlike wet liberal Dave who would be equally at home leading New Labour.

  73. 371
    Pass the prozac says:

    Come on everyone keep him in.

    It will be hysterical. He has to blow sometime between now and the election – no one else can be relied upon to be so utterly incompetent – 12 years at the helm of new labour and we are in a quagmire.

    For what it is worth (not much) I have a thought that he managed to call off the coup by stating he will resign soon for medical reasons – therefore they have stopped slagging him off whilst not supporting him.

  74. 399
    Not for me GorDavNic says:

    President of YouGov is married to her excellentness the Lady High thingy Baroness Ashton.
    You wanna poll? I gotta poll! And what answer would you like today then? Sounds remarkably like Shameron’s policy making strategy! Still What’s the diff?

  75. 402
    Anonymous says:

    Are we sure Mandy wasn’t behind it all in order to prove that Gordo can’t survive without him?

  76. 403
    Not long until Labour gone says:

    All this talk of percentages….Labour still have 0% chance of winning the election, no matter how many little percentages in voters they may gain.

  77. 408
    Elizabeth says:

    I think this poll illustrates a fair prediction. Brown faces tough scrutiny and criticism from multiple sources: http://www.newsy.com/videos/brown_and_out_british_pm_faces_mounting_criticism



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