Ed Balls just said he was “getting on with the job”, which today was meeting with the Fonz. The PM we are told was also “getting on with the job”. Mandelson unenthusiastically says “No-one should overreact to this. The Prime Minister continues to have the support of colleagues”. Alan Johnson said “Gordon Brown is the best man to lead the Labour Party.” No word so far from the woman yet…
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Guido chuckled at the following exchange he had with a Tory insider:
Tory: “What’s Labour’s position on the Syria crisis?”
GF: “They say you should be talking to Russia.”
Tory: “Labour have been saying that since 1945.”
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
Harman
Straw
D Miliband
have any of these nonentities got the guts?
Bit like asking if Himmler,Goebbels or Goering had the guts.
Harriet is still directing the snowstorm plot from her Dulwich bunker, the snowstorm troopers have sent several aids to a meeting and the rumor is H&H will arrive after dark.
Harriet has just arrived inside Number 10.
She was on the mobile ‘phone as she approached and, not concentrating, rammed through the door.
She informed the officer on duty outside the residence that she was Harriet, and that he would know where to find her.
Gordon was not in the hallway.
She’s broken cover and come out for Brown, the spineless cow.
That means end of story.
End of story, but Brown has lost perhaps 300 basis points at the GE. With the Bond/Gilt market in Foie Gras status, and the Budget requiring flesh on the bones, it has perhaps brought the timetable forwards. H&H struck off GB’s Xmas card list.
There are a lot more former labour voters pissed off tonight. Their bright hopes for taking over and giving labour a fighting chance at the election are all reluctantly and half heartedly supporting Brown.
This whole effort to get a secret ballot was so shoddily and ineptly organised, it really does demonstrate typical labour performance.
This is yet another dismal display of the rank cowardice an ineptitude of the parliamentary labour party.
Even labour list (in a skynews interview) admit that there is no-one but Brown to lead labour into the next election. NOT because Gordon is so good, but because the rest of labour are so utterly fucking useless.
Why should anyone vote labour when there own fanblogsite so readily admits that they should have dumped Brown last June and nothing has changed since then except that they have come to the realisation that there is NOBODY in the party who is better.
It says something when that fanblog claims Gordon is so bad, he should go, but all the others are even worse, so he should stay!
Spineless or is she positioning herself to be the leader of Labour after the electoral meltdown?
tats web page is up and running at last
Cruel, but relevant.
Don’t you mean”Cruel but relevant”?
Obviously. But there again I wasn’t trying to be ‘Special’.
C’mon 13eastie,
You know the difference.
is that what came up when you do a quick search for “tats blog”?
Yes, please, please do do follow Gordon the Ghoul like a bunch of lemming over the cliff to electorate oblivion.
I’m faced with a dilemma- as much as I want to see this ghoul battered and wrecked with his devil tail between his goats hooves, if labah get someone else their chances become considerably improved by ditching Hellboy.
So keep him sweet all you labah jerks!! better the devil you know…………….
Sky News were asking where Darling & Straw were.
Balls rushed out of No 10 to say they were getting on with their jobs.
Darling met Brown before he gave Brown his backing.
I guess Gordon took it like a girly.
Where is Straw, Darling?
Jack, Straw in the wind.
Ed Balls gave an interview outside No. 10 on Sky News late afternoon. It was embarrasing, and quite frankly, enough to make your skin crawl. Tried to say that whilst in No. 10, he and the PM had far more important things to discuss than this issue. What a total arse-licking twat.
Edward Testicles MP, takes obsequiousness (to GB in particular) to new levels.
Does anybody know whether the said Neddy Spheres MP, is behind the conversion of GMTV into the TV arm of the New Labour re-election machine? I am surprised that Guido hasn’t identified this trend and started giving due grief to the management of GMTV who clearly permit(or even encourage) their Presenters soft cushion treatment for every New Labour minister who comes on to push ther latest – dreamed up in the back of a taxi – “Policy”.
Come on Guido lets see a little more targeting in this regard !
Dither, dither,
Soil the sphincter.
Dossiers burn and core base wither.
Eye of manse and wing of bat
When shall we three hear from Hat?
Smith {witch 1} When the truth is veiled
Flint {witch 2} When the supporters have wailed
Blears {witch 3} When she knows the plot has failed.
Then when the cauldron’s potions boil
Hattie tells the Beeb she’s loyal,
Standing at the leader’s side,
But even he knows she lied.
When shall we three meet again?
The next plotting date is when?
Hmm, lets see, the diary date doth say..
The next coup date is 7th of May…
Very good Quango.
Better than Shakespeare.
MUCH better than the stuff Will has written of late.
Much Ado About Nothing…me thinks!
Excellent stuff Bill!
genius!
Very good and very true.
Peter Mandybum will be on Newsnight tonight, might be worth a look.
I hope this isn’t just a Hoon cock up. I REALLY hope it isn’t. But does he really have a master plan? I doubt it.
Never been known for his ability – nor has Hewitt. The pair of them are just ful of shit and have now been hung out to dry.
Geoff’s nickname isn’t “Buff” for nothing.
Harman finally speaks: she’s been on the job.
“We’re all getting on with the job as ministers in the government which Gordon Brown leads. We’re all united in our determination to do what’s best for the country, which is for Labour, led by Gordon Brown, to win the general election.”
Is the lovely Harriet by any chance having some wisdom teeth removed?
Yeah.
To make room for concrete pump’s balls.
No sign of a Parrot, TaT or concrete right now. Suspicious? Must be having a blog building day. Bless.
I’m here sweety.
OOZEAPRETTYBOYZEN!!! (shiver) A-AAAAARRRKK!!!
TSGF,
TwAT is convinced you’re me.
AC1 and TSGF.
You both still think i’m TaT.
FFS.
Let him continue in his delrium. He has conversations between his online personas, which is a bit odd. I have also had posters emulate me, and my 106 other personas. Keeping up is difficult.
The crank can’t believe that so many find him boring now. A bit like Dom Jolley thinking “I’m on the phone” may raise even a titter.
Had the old fashioned big girls bluse not savagely attacked me as a newbie, and then strutted up and down the threads like a puffed up Cock Rooster then I would have been more playful.
If you think TaT posts as a Parrot, I think you have more problems with linguistic recognition skills than even he does.
They’re breeding in the wild over here now: it’s Global Warming.
@ Nike.
For the last time Nike, please. Can i appeal to thee.
I am not TaT.
No – she’s having wisdom teeth fitted!
Can they fit her with some wisdom?
No, it was her VAGINAL DENTATA
Is that what they call a vicious circle?
No, she’s having some wisdom teeth fitted
When I see her seated alongside our leader on the front bench I think she looks like a candidate for those stool softening tablets that I’ve seen advertised on TV.
I AM THE BEST PERSON FOR THE JOB
OPERATION KEEP DAVID CAMERON OUT OF THE MEDIA SPOTLIGHT SUCCESSFUL………
OVER AND OUT
Weak and feeble Gordon
The Labour Parteh will get the chance to get rid of me at the general election.
She’s known for fleeing the scene of incidents, so don’t expect her to act responsibly and resign from Brown’s lame duck cabinet.
good one.
She’s probably too busy doing her hair.
I told her to pop kettle on and she still doing the dusting…
I would suggest that whilst Gordon is the leader of the Labour Party he is unquestionably the best man to take us into the next election
Storm in a teacup. Brown can’t be ‘got rid of’ anyway, so this just takes our minds off the endless fucking snow.
Nothing from David Miliband although his brother told Radio 4 PM that he thought he would share his own support for Gordon…
I would LOVE to be a fly on the wall in Downing St this evening.
“Mummy – why is Daddy’s face so much redder than usual? And what’s that printer doing on the floor?”
“Shut up son,can’t you see me Twittering”.
A grotty govt,leaderless,powerless,gutless,directionless.
General Election NOW.
Jimmy Snot will only call an election when all The Glenrothes procedures are fully in place.
…….and Hell freezes over.
That explains what all this snow is for then
Per Paul Waugh:
“Harriet Harman has just put out a statement….but it has nothing to do with Gordon Brown’s future.
The Deputy Labour leader – for that’s her title – issued this on a fire in the early hours of this morning at Camberwell Station Road:
“I was dismayed to hear in the early hours of this morning that once again there was a fire blazing in Camberwell and that residents were being evacuated from their homes. I have, once again, conveyed my thanks to the local fire brigade and also the police, council officers and volunteers who worked together to help the residents who had to be rushed out of their homes. Thankfully there were no injuries but this is the third serious fire in Camberwell within the last year and I am greatly concerned about it….”
Not a word about the political fire that is being put out on Snow Plot Day. Maybe it’s a matter of time.”
Perhaps Harriet Harman has been gagged.
Oh hell. I felt the bat-squeak of desire when I had written that.
Well! You know where to find her surely..
Look here I have my own website
HarrietHarmanSucks.com
dont you mean
http://www.harrietharmansucks.com
babe
She sure as hell doesn’t blow!
shame its not HarriatHarmanSucks.co.ck
)
Is her silence not slightly suspicious ?
Time to get nagging, Harry!
How much more of this stupid Liebore shite do we have to put up with as a nation? Brown you useless fat wanker stand down and call the election now. You’re a disgrace, your party is a disgrace, your cabinet is a bunch of imbeciles and your government is nothing of the sort. Everything it does is about party politics and your fucking ego and nothing more.
You and your useless cabinet deserve to be taken out and shot and if there was any justice left in this shite island you would be.
Justice would let us all have a round, but then they’ve taken all our pop guns away, so we’re just a nation of serfs again.
harm-man quiet ….. thats got to be a first!
McBust ! More lives than a sack of fucking cats !
How does he do it ?
Baby’s blood for breakfast.
Also asses milk.
Mandleson provides that.
You’ve been watching Bruno.
There’s nobody else who wants the job.
That’s how I stay at the top, well at least until the general election…
Tony was the Teflon PM. Nothing stuck to him.
Brown is the dog shit PM. Very, very hard to shift.
The man ‘of’ the moment, not the man ‘for’ the moment!
Isn’t the point that there are actually no “big guns” in the cabinet – so it matters little whether assorted members of the Miliband family, or Mrs Dromey, or the Straw man support a ballot or not. The whole lot of them are complete non-entities anyway.
Mandelson is the one to watch – if he would only appear on Newsround or the One Show or something.
Dale is reporting rumour Mandelson has “unexpectedly” pulled out of appearing on tonights Newsnight
So Mandelscum is a bloody coward as well as a fraud…
Thought so….
that’s rude that is. . . . unexpectedly pulling out
It prevents internal ejaculation which could cause pregnancy.
FFS Fucking Coward Straw Now chewing Browns cock On sky !
If Cameron wasn’t so utterly Shite Today this might have got further !
And why would Cameron have wanted it to have gone any further?
This way Brown the Clown is still in power and his contenders all look like a bunch of cowardly nonentities.
A very clever strategy by Cameron.
Hewitt is a mouthpiece for Harperson, according to the Beeb. Although The Harpie can scarce contain her vaulting ambition, she is probably canny enough not to show her hand before it becomes evident whether or not the wheels are going to come off this particular intended tumbril for Broon.
Did I hear Burley say on Sky that Brown had seen off the ‘coup’ with a flick of his wrist?
Now…in my younger days,’one off the wrist’ was something one did to pleasure oneself.
So..there we have it..Sky have confirmed that Browns a wanker.
And there are plenty of short clips on Youtube with Gordon Brown and The Winker’s Song.
The Dear Leader Gordon must stay in place for the election.
indeed and I hope the run up to the election campaign continues to inflict wounds – good to see the coward suffer
Brown won PMQ’s today, fair and square. Unfortunate development, Hoon and Hewitt’s petty plotting, but better out than in . Brown is a gritty fighter and will come out fighting. Better poll predicted for Labour tonight.
Carry on playing with your fanny.
Brown was a raving, evasive prick today…asking questions of Cameron who ain’t the fuckin’ PM!!!
As one with no axe to grind (Lab/Con) I have to conclude that Bruin won PMQ’s today by a country mile. “Call me ..” looked as palid as a deflated phallus.
I’m no fan of DelBoy but this time he hit the nail on the head.
No, Brown shouted a lot today, unfortuantly he was spouting utter shite bordering on out right lies.
Mind you that is a good day for him, which tells you why everybody wants rid of him.
W.W.
yeah Brown’s a fighter, perhaps he should just try and avoid fighting with his own party all the time
He is a delusional man with an unjustified sense of entitlement.
” Better poll predicted for Labour tonight.”
Still think it will be good next wednesday ?
Not likely.
Brown won PMQ’s. Hurrah. If that’s what you call a victory, your defeats will be dire indeed
Fun in the household of DUP MPs Peter and Iris Robinson if the rumours in NI are anything to go by, right now!
You are a fucking sick bastard
Idiot. You are just a twisted bastard
Why ?
Mrs R has been sharing the love.
W.W.
It’s failed. The conservatives are home and dry
Anna botting Giving it large to Straw on sky
Straw we believe Brown is the man to lead us through what is a global recession
Let me stop you there Mr Straw we are here to discuss Gordon Brown not your parties manefesto !
she should have pinned a white feather on the Huhne
Poor woman.
Harriet….. makes…. ‘rat here’…. if only i were ‘e.’ ()as they say up North!
According to “Toenails” it’s now all down to “Harry” and “Milly” – if either equivocate in their support for Brown then…………………………….
Toenails knows fuck-all.
The state of the UK is such that we can be certain of nothing until Lord Mandelson of Rio has spoken.
Mandelson is supposed to be on NN tonight.
If he doesn’t turn up, we’ll know they are in panic.
If he does, we get to kick Jonah out ourselves.
Good ole mash.
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/labour-mps-to-rally-behind-unbearable,-screeching-hag–200807301136/
Polly Toynebee on DP tommorow folks !! going to get supply of popcorn
There is absolutely no truth in the rumour that I will approach Shipla Shetty tonight to lead Labour into the General Election
The British parliament, down in the dumps over a long-running expenses scandal, is set to brighten up to a touch of Indian glamour on Wednesday when it hosts a wedding dinner in honour of Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty and her husband Raj Kundra.
The dinner at the House of Commons is to be hosted by Keith Vaz, Britain’s longest serving MP of Indian origin, and is expected to be attended by prominent British MPs and ministers led by the Leader of the House of Commons and Equality Minister Harriet Harman.
Surely “knickers” Bryant has been invited…with his boyfriend…
He could do a one man (?) show on the table to brighten up the evening…served by some untouchables to add a bit of Indian folklore….
What a fucking disgracefeul shower of bums halfwits and con men and women..
How did Britain fall this low…
I thought that the story about Vaz hosting a Parliamentary reception for Shilpa Shetty was an amusing fabrication – unfortunately it appears to be true…
Which home was it held at?
The Leicester one, the modest semi-detached on Uppingham Road. or the more extravagant residence in Stanmore, north west London, the £1.5 million home about 15 miles away from his place of work?
Were his expenses-bought £500 silk cushions in pride of lace?Or the £2,614 leather armchairs,or the £1,000 dining table, or the £150 lamp ? No doubt wherever he held it, the £600, exactly, every month, for “repairs”, “cleaning” and “maintenance” made sure that the Vazzzzzeline house was pretty neat.
MP’s surely don’t think that their Expenses Scandal is a thing of the past, forgotten?
Music provided by Ghandi.
Where the fuck is Cameron (still licking his wounds)
does he not have an opinion ?
You name describes you perfectly.
Why would anybody interfere in the internal tribal wars of their enemy?
You fuckwitt.
Classic.
What you mean like not interfereing in iraq or zimbabwe, yougoslavia ireland etc
There’s gold in them thar interferences Terry, black in the first, minerals in the second, third was a bit of a mistake, and the 4th was army training.
Totally agree Tony !
if all the worlds tribes kept themselves to themselves the world would be a much better place !
Never interrupt your enemies while they are making a fatal mistake. It is most ungentlemanly.
She’s probably sitting at home savouring the warm tingle all over her aristocratic bod at the thought that she can determine Brown’s future. If she resigns, he’s gone. I hope Team Cameron can persuade her not to, lol!
Harriet’s with me, and we’re discussing Uganda….. for the 3rd time tonight.
She’s a goer.
Watch it Vile.
She’s mine.
What’s good for the Goose…………..
Or is she trying to Goose you?
It seems she is keeping such a low profile she has yet to appear on the BBC’s For, Against or Undecided list….
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/8444284.stm
Odd list this – when rechecking the link in the comment above I noticed that the ‘undecided’ category had vanished, I had it open in another tab so saved a copy (sans Harman) at http://www.teflontony.com/8444284.stm.html. However now there is a new version with the Sith apprentice backing Gordon http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/8444284.stm
She has now
Can we take it that the vast majority of Labour MPs not on the list of supporters, don’t?
Overwhelming rejection.
Will senator Padme leave it up to Jar-Jar Binks?
Im sure Harriet will issue a statement shortly after she’s got her Mans tea on the table and a clean shirt pressed for the morning.
hmm, Mand saying brown “continues to have the support of colleagues” in my book falls short of ‘overwhelming support’ and also falls short of Mandy saying that Brown still has HIS support which would be a suprize in itself.
Knowing what a scheming toad Mandy is, not to mention the fact Darling hasnt backed the call for the secret ballot. It makes me wonder if this move is more about getting brown to back down on the class war and also stop him further overruling any more of darlings decisions.
Where is she on this list?
nOt in yet to comment?
Shirley sum mistake?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8444284.stm
http://bit.ly/65My9L
The truth about the coup! Read the inside story here!
Labour party torn apart! divided between those who detest Gordon and the rest, who want to slap him silly.
A Quickly arranged visit to a fire station to show McBust is “getting on with the job”
the false smile is sickening
the false look on his face as someone tried to explain what they do at a fire station
you could see he haden’t a fucking clue what they were on about
But if there’s a fire in the kitchen
best to stay away till it goes out
the attack dogs will put it out before he gets back
lets hope when he gets back to no10
someone has changed the fucking locks !
BBC News at 6, headline ‘IT’S SNOWED!!!’ (In London) 10 minute item.
Clip of Brown at PMQs made to look good.
Pravda in action.
No clips of The Thing’s bravaura performance at PMQs, clawing its mighty way through the mass of planted questions from brainless backbenchers for Brown.
BBC = the Gordon fan club.
Not true: they like the dissociation of income from effort (e.g. licence fee – and don’t we all) and Gordie is just the present manifestation of their hopes in that direction. He’s far too greasy to really appeal to them on a personal level..
BBC = Brown’s Blaggers Claque (for the verbally unchallenged)
The BBC analing rent boys is what we do best.
You’re right about the BBC pro Labour PMQ reference ,and the excessive treatment of the weather problems is grating, but gosh didn’t La Silverton make a hash of the news, slipping up on a few occasions and her enunciation is not really good enough for a newsreader. Cute specs though.
She’s a fucking halfwit but as another leftie she gets a BBC job.
Leave her alone she likes licking carpet.
Jane Hill surely?
sky news say a pole tomorrow shows labour closing the gap on dave !
after that preformance no wonder !
You Fuckwitt
It,s a Narrative Compliant poll.
Yeh Yeh Yeh Jump on the Bandwaggon !
must have took you a while to come up with that Witticism ?
Have You Worked Since Crossroads ?
We have Cameron on The Ropes
Unbelievable,I’m giving up.
The Deputy Leader, Harriet Harman has been voted by readers of Esquire magazine the woman most men would like to marry. The same readers voted Gordon Brown the man they would most like to go to bed with.
Is it printed in braille ?
Should be renamed “Window licker esquire” !
Esquire Magazine are really on top of their game and have the pulse of the Nation.
What some of their readers Still have a pulse ?
Well that’s that I reckon if anyone else was jumping they’d have done it for the 6 o’clock news.
It was just before 10pm last time. I guess we’ll know for sure in the next 4 hours…
Sky keep asking Where is D millipede ?
mathew parris : i dont think this is over quite yet !
Kirkcaldy’s favourite child prodigy wee Gordy McMuppet is getting on with the job….of buggering the country to death.
buggering England, the fucking jocks are laughing at us stuck with this inbred one eyed jock gay mong.
I, for one, welcome our new silent overLady!
damned by faint praise is the expression me thinks.
The Country has gone to hell in a hand cart and his wife is hosting a tea party for teh Fonz and Ed balls – i think I need to drink less.
radio5 says Harman has said the government is getting on with the job of seeing country through the recession – but no direct support for brownturd
also hear mandelson pulled out of Newsnight…????
new labour is shit and the bbc is shit
why?
why?
reasonable question
Why has the bitch still not been prosecuted. Anyone know the reason for the delay?
Not one of Labour have a backbone. Spineless twats
************FUCKING BBC Huhnes************
Sky and ITV lead on McMong being in the shit, the BBC don’t. Instead we get traktor production figures then the BBC spouts on about how well mongy did at PMQ’s (were they watching something else?) then we get toenails spinning for the one eyed Vaseline user.
The BBC love Brown.
Don’t watch the BBC internal Labour Party video feed. It only encourages them.
Dream day for the Tories:
* Front of the Sun highlighted that Muslim extremists receive more in benefits than front line soliders do in pay.
* Cameron outsparred Brown at PMQs. DC got in the line “the only divorce going on here is the one between Brown and reality.” Strong focus on our massive deficit throughout.
* The Labour party imploded with lots of infighting throughout the day.
* Ministers could not decide to back Brown and not. For several hours the silence was deafening. Eventually they came out in support. The electorate will punish them for keeping Brown in No. 10.
They’ve only got 5 months maximum before election day, more like 4 months realistically.
It’ll take at least a couple of months to go through the process of electing a new leader, and that process will tear the party apart even more even if Brown quits.
Even if Brown quits (which he won’t) that’d still only give the new leader a couple of weeks to let the electorate know what he/she wants to do before an election.
They’re completely fucked; they’ve left it too late and they’re now paying the price.
Because of their total lack of spine and their keep-the-troughing-going-as-long-as-possible mentality, they’ve forced themselves into a corner that they simply can’t get out of.
You reap the harvest that you sow, and my oh my how the labour party sowed the seeds of its own destruction with its mind-blowing negligence, arrogance, idiocy, bullying, and selfishness.
Most excellent innit?
The Labour line to take all over the media at the moment, “Despite being an utter cretin, look how well Gordon did at PMQ’s.”
Totally agree !
He was shit, even shitter than normal.
Every single one of them wheeled out repeating the same thing. Obviously been prepped by Alkie Ally.
They seem to be missing the fact that most people don’t watch PMQs and the ones who do can probably see through this spin.
The PM did quite a wonderful Job at Todays PMQ’s We have the Tories on the Run and will rout them completely at the Election.
Q Abrams MBT driving up the dual carriageway.
Gordon did not publicly wet himself – it was therefore an outstanding performance.
This is a re-run of this excellent Downfall parody on Youtube. Anyone got a role for HH?
Headline on BBC website is “Ministers lining up behind Brown”
Anyone else believe this would be their take had such a day befallen a conservative PM?
Labour are going to drift more and more to the left now. The Blairities have burned themselves by trying to get rid of Gordon. The Brownites will be hated the failing of GB. The main benficaries will be the Compass group and Cruddas. Cruddas will be the next Labour Leader because he will be able to say I never liked the Blairities or Brown but stayed quiet for the sake of the party.
—- Like Lemmings jumping off a cliff.
Anytime you want to make a splash, Gordon, I’ll be waiting
So will I !!
Why have you betrayed me Geoff you inbred Derby sheep shagger.
NOW I AM IN A HUFF
Yours Sincerely
Gordon Brown PM
Geoff Hoon was Brown’s choice to be his chief whip in June 2007. He obviously thought he was loyal. He was wrong. More evidence of Gordon’s terrible judgement.
You’re not really Gordon Brown – you’re spelling is too good.
Hoon lives up to his name to the bitter end.Useless in every office he has held,his bequest to the nation is to stage a farce of an attempted coup far too late to have any chance of success and without the overt support of any serious challenger.
They are stuck with Brown.They missed the boat last year.Only Purnell had the bottle.Where were H & H then?
Well I warned you all earlier this week
The pound slid to $1.5992 against the dollar at 5:39 p.m. in London from $1.6004 yesterday.
Happy Days
I make that a fall of $0.0012 , ie about an eighth of a cent – may be the start of something big
Hardly a Slid is it ?
Hardly rocket science, it’s what all the bankers are doing with QE
When QE ends in June there will be a gilt buyers strike and interest rates will have to rise. If they extend QE then there will be a run on the pound.
Either way, the UK economy is fucked thanks to Brown’s treasonable recklessness and the half of the population who have had a seven year spending spree on borrowed money.
I back the Excellent Gordon Brown to get the UK out of the current mess that we are in by seeing off this challenge to his leadership and to lead LAbour to electoral victory
So do I – but in an ironic kind of way
The Recession is yours and yours alone. No-one can take that away from you.
It came from Ameriky, ye ken.
Does Jack Straw give election night date away?
http://thecrownblogspot.blogspot.com/2010/01/does-jack-straw-gives-election-night.html
Sleep well tonight Gordon! ha ha ha ha ha ha
Yeah ! Thank fuck Gordon’s still looking after us.
Just like the poor bastards in the Gulags thought Uncle Joe would look after them if only he knew of their plight.
Only another two ex-Labour ministers think Brown is a fuckwit, so that’s all right then.
Note to potential Labour supporters. The Labour Party is fucking bankcrupt. If they can’t even run they’re own party finances properly, what chance the country? Surely there must be a fucking clue in there somewhere for you not to be total wankers all your life.
Problem is – the country seems to have a surplus of wankers – stick a red rosette on a turd and they’ll vote for it etc etc. Labour pursues a “class war” because tribalism is all most of their supporters understand….
I agree with Alan Johnson – Gordon is the right man to lead the Labour party – the exit is over there Gordon…
Channel 4 leads with the right story. “It casts a shadow over Labour as the election looms.”
Nothing casts as big a shadow as the Doom Meister.
What’s the meaning of it all, Life, Death, the Universe, the Hewitt-Hoon coup.
There’s got to be more to it than we currently understand, my dears.
Did you see that prat Brown on the TV News tonight – he had been at some emergency relief centre and as he left he had that stupid grin on his face. What’s so funny you twat – my old mum has been housebound for the last three weeks because of this weather and she lives in KIRKCALDY you hopeless dickhead
David Milliband backing Brown so all of them are guilty. No one has the judgement to see how bad this PM is or the courage to speak out against him.
Perhaps they’re all mad or Jonah has got something on them, but then again they are all soshalists so p’rhaps that explains it.
They all want to avoid as much as possible the stench of defeat that Gorgon will suffer.
HH is on sky now
http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2010/01/06/the-natives-are-revolting/
Harriet Harman finally endorses the PM. “He’s like a lead balloon at an orgy” said the Deputy Leader.
“like an anal wart”, more likely.
BBC “David Miliband says in statement he supports re-election of government PM leads”.
…but has not explicitly said he supports the PM. Is he saying he supports the government, but it needs a new leader (him?)?
..probably not. no balls.
Shock horror: Labour cabinet ministers paid over hundred thousand pounds to be loyal to Gordon Brown are loyal to Gordon Brown!!!!!!
Brown will stay
Thank fuck for that.
piss be upon him
Will you be staying, mohammed? Or are you going and taking your 200 strong, benefit-sponging extended family with you?
Tory Bear doing very well on Sky, making Alex Smith of LabourList look crap.
“If the cabinet can’t get behind the PM why should the country?” Great stuff from Mr Cole.
The other bloke (harry smith labour list said
he thinks they should have the ballot he wanted brown to go in june and still does!
http://politicalgeek.tumblr.com/post/320111297
Comment No 2 on Toenails Blog
Obviously attacking the blogs now as they have given up defending the mong
2. At 2:07pm on 06 Jan 2010, schnide wrote:
My, those commentators on Guido Fawkes’ site are an angry lot aren’t they?!
Your site is good enough for me until the others can wash out their mouths with soap
Hoon
We are angry because we have to put up with such a shite government and we have to put up with the crap BBC reporting how great they are.
obviously a fellow beeboid or cushy public sector worker if they aren’t angry at the state of this country.
Nevermind chaps your time will come.
A thousand BBC Directors can not be wrong.
Look at the lovely things
they are local things
and lovely
Great picture of Gay Gordon in the Evening Standard tonight. He looks like a cross between Mr Bean and Quasimodo:
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23791716-gordon-brown-in-crisis-over-vote-of-confidence.do
Gee Gordon, you’re so purty!!
He may look like a gargoyle but he’s still prettier than Fat Sarah.
And Quentin Crisp.
Looks like he is swilling Mandelson’s deposit around in his mouth.
Harriet Harmany shes quiet coz she wants to be the almighty leader, if she gets the job imagine having to bow to an effigy morning noon and night – no thanks!
Naw, just a load of wimps all ex ministers who loves just causing a rumble… ok ok who is the cabinet minister then who’s about to resign, doubt it’ll be any top gun.
Browny got the leadership but hadn’t been vetoed by the British people and another leader well, I would like to have a say in spite of my directing them to the deepest part of the Pacific Ocean.
A prudent Chancellor wouldn’t have sold the gold at Del Boy prices, wouldn’t have let us into this mess and wouldn’t dither…. remember all the sulks under Blair when he didn’t get his own way…
…. and they want me to vote for them – not likly.
Fraser Nelson finds the plot:
http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/5687368/losing-the-plot.thtml
She speaks!
“We’re all getting on with the job as ministers in the government which Gordon Brown leads. We’re all united in our determination to do what’s best for the country, which is for Labour, led by Gordon Brown, to win the general election.”
someone’s squeezing her nips…
Now to wait for David Moribund to make a statement…
I’m going to take you out tonight, i’m gonna make you feel alright, i don’t have alot of money but we’ll be fine, i don’t have a penny but we’ll be fine Mr Brown.
Brown’s statement in full:
You!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Let’s start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow! (Shout out loud)
At the gay bar.
Now tell me do ya, a do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
[Pause]
I’ve got something to put in you,
I’ve got something to put in you,
I’ve got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow! (Shout out loud)
You’re a superstar, at the gay bar.
You’re a superstar, at the gay bar.
Yeah! you’re a superstar, at the gay bar.
You’re a superstar, at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, super, superstar
Still worrying about brown going? It’s cameron who needs to be replaced, and with a real tory. How can any one vote for him? and I don’t why people on here keep saying liebour or ukip trolls. Wake up, this is real!
I want conservative values and principles and that aint gonna happen under cameron. The worst economy and pm this country has ever had and we have a blair2 as the alternative! For fuck sake, he is being very badly advised. The best you can hope for is a hung parliament.
Fuck off tosspot, you’re wasting your time here.
yet another tory troll with no intelligent argument just like dave today at pmqs, as bullying as brown. wasnt aware it was your blog any way? cant stand free speech? what a shame!
Fuck off tat.
perhaps you think you can win the election, by telling brown just to fuck off? u ignorant c u n t. are you some one else working in central office with cloth ears too?
cameron’s pollratings went down when he too reneged on lisbon and the sun made too much of one-eyed browns condolence letters. he hasnt recovered. he is now suffering from premature ejaculation and no amount of abuse from you tory c u n t s is gonna change that!
you dont run this show on here and until guido blocks criticism of tories, long may it continue. If cameron does win, you’re gonna see a lot more, especially when he sucks up to the EUSSR.
I want the tories to win but with a real tory!
If Harriet became leader then she would bring back Smith, Blears, Flint, Hewitt, and Jowell and you would have a PMS Q!
I concur Dave had his chance today and blew it because he has no balls.
The Tories need to rip these fucking socialist morons apart – Cameron is losing it day by day, every time he has the opportunity to tear gordon a new rectum in public and blows it, he loses a whole lot more votes
grow some bollox and come out fighting you tory tossers
i would support a hung parliament……all 645 of them!
==Pedantic twat alert==
Wouldn’t that be a ‘hanged’ parliament?
Sounds like a plan, though.
Not if we stop short before drawing and quartering them.
Which would probably be a good thing.
ill third that
tat, I thought you’d fucked off.
no way m8, gonna be around here for a long time mate and do my best to get a real tory elected!
Call me Dave, shows smarts again. Better to get shafted at one PMQs than let another NuLabour leader get a proper run at them. If he hammered Brown today and another candidate got backing who knows who it would be or how they would perform. This abject excuse for a PM has form and cannot win, if it was another candidiate then who knows.
Best case scenario is that Brown is leader at the election with all the background noise about Labour slowly dismantling itself throughout the early part of this year.
please please please……..!!!!!!!!!
let’s have hattie as party leader!
she even makes gordon ‘the iron’ brown seem sane…(cockney rhyming slang)
the hoon that is harriett has already passed two of her own laws..look it up..
a real champion of the people and equality etc
ie bollocks………
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/6943286/Anti-paedophile-checks-flawed-admits-boss.html
In his speech, Sir Roger said: “One of the criticisms that was levied and still is levied against the new vetting and barring scheme is that it could give grounds for false confidence in what registration means.
“Frankly all registration means is that a) you’ve paid the fee and b) there is no known reason why you should be on one of the barred lists. It’s as passive, in a sense, as that.”
It’s at times like these when Gordon will resort to getting out his beard, AKA Sarah, to try and boost his image.
His other party piece is lighting his trumps, I for one think this will boost his rantings in the polls if he does it live on newnight and will break the ice.
Do you think i’m sexy? I take pilates you know.
Yes, Sarah, you are sexy. And I bet you’ve never shagged Gordo.
The BBC seem to keep hyping her up as Princess Diana and Stephen Fry rolled into one.
I am such a fuckin’ jonah that not only do I fuck up everything I touch, but even any plot to depose me!
Any of you see this gem from Jon Culshaw? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWbfvZF7-WQ
“I’ll tax you 50p in the pound like that.” Yes, indeed!!
I am.and have long been, a floating voter,appalled at the inability of this shower to organise themselves. They let brown stab Blair in the back and the cowards refrained from even giving him an election that has probably led us to where we are now. The country suffers whilst back stabbing and personal agendas prevail. I do hope Hoon and Hwitt have squeaky clean expenses and marital lives as they will surely be smeared off the face of the earth.
Would you lend us £178 billion ???
Hoon’s famous for his expenses excesses. There is an outside chance that the Tories could take his seat at the election, though it would need a big swing and it isn’t helped by the Lib Dems (a very distant third in every parliamentary election) who are distributing misleading literature in the constituency, claiming they are the only ones who can beat Labour.
Still looks more than likely to be a Lab hold in Ashfield, though if Griffin’s lot stand things could get a bit more interesting.
Funny piece from Simon Hoggart:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/jan/06/gordon-brown-tories-nightmare
Calm down, dear! It’s just a prime minister! He’ll be gone in a few months!
Here Here
I’ve found a kindred spirit
The BBC, a terrorist organisation? next you’ll be saying they are left wing, quasi marxist, anti Judeo-Christian, pro Islamic, eco-crazy Champagne Socialists.
Surely you can’t think this of Auntie?
Sandy Arse is a good name but have you ever missed timed your thrust and hit the beach with your willy, I have, its not good rather kills the moment … nothing to do with politics, I just thought I’d mention it.
I love it when Mandelson takes me up the arse but I like it when I get to suck him off on bbc2 an’ all
I can’t wait for the leaders debates in the election. Cameron will destroy Brown!
BACKING A BALLOT
GEOFF HOON: Former chief whip and transport secretary is behind the ballot push but insists it does not represent an attempted coup.
PATRICIA HEWITT: Ex-health secretary, who co-signed the letter, says a vote is need to resolve the leadership issue and unite the party ahead of the election.
CHARLES CLARKE: Former home secretary, an arch critic of Gordon Brown, has backed the move but says he will support the prime minister if he prevails.
FRANK FIELD: Persistent critic of the government is backing the vote.
BARRY SHEERMAN: Senior backbencher called for a leadership ballot last autumn and says it would benefit Labour.
FIONA MACTAGGART: Backbencher challenged claims that the ballot idea was not supported by many Labour MPs
AGAINST A BALLOT
ED BALLS: Education secretary and key Brown ally said the rebels were a “small minority” and did not speak for the party as a whole.
ALISTAIR DARLING: Chancellor of the Exchequer says the government won’t be “deflected” from its business.
LORD MANDELSON: A spokesman for the business secretary said the move was a “distraction” and the prime minister continued to have the “support of his cabinet colleagues”.
ALAN JOHNSON: Home secretary says Gordon Brown is ” the best man to lead the Labour Party”.
NICK BROWN: Chief whip said the move was “unhelpful” and there was no “significant support” behind it.
TONY MCNULTY: Former minister said the move was “daft” and “rather cowardly”, insisting the leadership was “not an issue”.
ANDY BURNHAM: The health secretary said “I think they’ve misread the mood of Labour MPs on this one”.
SHAUN WOODWARD: The Northern Ireland secretary said the ballot idea was a “huge distraction that nobody wants”.
TONY LLOYD: The chairman of the Parliamentary Labour Party has dismissed the idea as “entirely unconstitutional”.
JOHN MCFALL: The chair of the Commons Economic Affairs Committee says a leadership vote would be a “death-wish” for Labour
CHRIS BRYANT: The Europe minister compared the letter to an attempted “hand grenade that won’t go off”.
MARGARET BECKETT: The former foreign secretary described the idea as “foolish” and “stupid”.
GERALDINE SMITH: Loyal backbencher says there is no “appetite” for a vote and its proponents were “joke figures”.
SADIQ KHAN: Transport minister said Mr Brown was the “only man” to lead Labour into the general election.
JOHN MANN: Backbencher said the move was a “dead duck” and Geoff Hoon was motivated by “sour grapes”.
BARONESS ROYALL: Leader of the House of Lords said the idea was an “irrelevant distraction”.
JOHN MCDONNELL: Left-wing critic of Mr Brown said the public would be “aghast” at the party’s renewed infighting.
LIAM BYRNE: Treasury minister said the move was mistaken, saying Labour needed a “laser-like focus” on economic challenges.
ED MILIBAND: Climate change secretary comes out in support of Mr Brown and says he is “sure” his brother David would also be backing the PM.
JACK STRAW: Justice secretary says there is “no issue” about the direction in which Gordon Brown is taking the country and the polls are better than before he took over as prime minister.
LORD ADONIS: Transport secretary says there is no appetite for a ballot which he said was a “distraction”.
TESSA JOWELL: Cabinet Office minister said the unrest will “blow itself out”.
HARRIET HARMAN: Commons leader and deputy Labour leader said ministers were “getting on with the job” and determined to win the election under Gordon Brown’s leadership.
DAVID MILIBAND: A friend of the foreign secretary told the BBC that Mr Miliband “thinks that this is going nowhere”. In a later statement, Mr Miliband said he was “working closely” with Mr Brown and supported the “re-election campaign he is leading”.
BEN BRADSHAW: Culture secretary said Mr Brown had the “right policies” and leadership talk was “self-indulgent”.
BOB AINSWORTH: Defence secretary says the PM has “the support of his colleagues”.
HILARY BENN: Sources close to the environment secretary told the BBC he was “100%” behind the prime minister.
DOUGLAS ALEXANDER: International development secretary says Gordon Brown “has shown he can deliver for the British people”.
YET TO COMMENT
JOHN DENHAM: Communities secretary
YVETTE COOPER: Work and pensions secretary
PETER HAIN: Welsh secretary
JIM MURPHY: Scottish secretary
absolutely pathetic the lot of them.
plotters couldn’t oreganise a piss up in a brewery.
those damning gb wth faint praise are causing more harm than good – no one wants to pull the trigger.
as for me – i want them as unelectable as possible come the election so please keep bickering, meeting the fonz and keep gb in!
Tony Blair must be pissing himself laughing today!
it makes you wonder who is behind this doesn’t it? it wasn’t only hoon who was denied a kick as euro job!
If Brown resigns Labour will get a bounce in the polls but since it would last for 3 weeks max.there is no point in him going until after the dissolution.
The plan is for Brown to feign a heart attack within a few days of starting the proper campaign.
An ex ranking policeman in the pub said he wouldn’t put it past them feigning illness or an assassination attempt on Brown to win the sympathy vote.
If Blair was here, he’d say “What is important is, is what is important is, is what is important is.”
That’s easy for you to say
Ah, but, you see, I’m getting on with the job because it’s the right thing to do!
Nah!
This party is pathetic. They really don’t seem to like Gordon but at the sametime clearly don’t have the balls to do anything about it.
I think Harperson is probably behind it all though; but to scared to stick her headup. Pathetic, pathetic the fucken lot of them.
She obviously learned about forming cliques at Saint Paul’s
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1240974/Browns-debt-denial-worse-Nazi-appeasement-WW2.html
Frank Field has compared gordon to chamberlain.
OK, this one is going to blow over.
The good news is that it is now surely too late for any definitive action to be taken by cabinet / PLP and there is nothing cathartic they can do either without looking ridiculous.
The cabinet’s support for Gordumb has been lamentably weak today, considering they are supposedly speaking with one voice.
The party now has an open sore on display to all, which (as suggested above) will give the Tories a few score of basis points come the election.
And Labour is firmly stuck with Gordumb at the help. An absolute gift to the Tories.
He may yet panic and bring the election date nearer.
But as long as he stays, we will get to see him implode in a live head-to-head debate with Cameron. Brown is bad in the HoC. He’s dreadful on TV. He simply will not be able to cope in a TV debate.
Consolation we all deserve for thirteen years of fucked up government.
he beat cameron today on pmqs, ask iain dale!
Yes.
He did well.
For him.
Which tells us you how bad he is.
Once Labour lose the election, Sarah won’t have a reason anymore to stay as Gordo’s beard, so they’ll have a quickie divorce.
she’s too busy anyway:
“actually had a productive day me-wise – am now sitting here after a haircut, a pilates class and a walk in the super-fresh air”
Who looks after the kids while she is doing all that?
taxpayer funded babysitters?
My sausages blog will be ready soon cretins.
woof woof sounds good
What happens to Guido’s blog when it goes into freeze mode. It’s now almost 10.00 pm and I can’t see a posting more recent than 9.22 pm.
Must be something I don’t understand, or is it due to the snow.
When a new topic appears on the home page, the previous one (like this) dries up.
Ha! the Fonz to run Britain!