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Guido chuckled at the following exchange he had with a Tory insider:
Tory: “What’s Labour’s position on the Syria crisis?”
GF: “They say you should be talking to Russia.”
Tory: “Labour have been saying that since 1945.”
DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
From Labourlist(ing very heavily, abandon ship!)
This afternoon, LabourList is responding to the attempt to re-open the divisive leadership issue by publishing a statement, which has already been signed by ten active Labour Party members. To add your name to the letter, please send an email to: activistletter@googlemail.com
SPAM LOLZ!
How CAN Nick Robinson get it so badly wrong? Is he just a useful idiot? Will he believe anything he is told so long as it comes from a ‘credible source?’ I.E., a drinking buddy or a trusted old friend?
This is the truth of it, a truth Nick Robinson has difficulty coming to terms with…
Labour infighting whilst little Nicky Clegg does a Tallulah Bankhead
http://tinyurl.com/yhlbszq
I got the unions onside for dear Gordon! The Blairites just shat themselves!
Well done the Guardian for breaking the story! Good scoop
you know the ACTUAL story where no ministers resigned but 2 fuckwit ex ministers missed the coup plot by several months
nice timing and the kind of plotting competence you’d expect from a pair like that
Robinson also lost his mind about this earlier and was predicting a Brown apocalypse but has now had to admit it’s another damp squib fizzling out with no ministers quitting leaving Hoon and Hewitt high and dry but looking most amusing none the less
Now Brown and the Labour Party knows who the 6 cabinet ‘bastards’ (to use a John Majorism) they are now neutered. Charlse Clarke couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery and he is even more fucktastically hopeless at coup plotting than Simon Mann and Mark Thatcher
Still, you did manage at least one tremendous scoop Guido
Team Cameron somehow deliberately being shit (yet again lol) at question time because of a coup that did not emerge until question time was underway
Mystic Meg is advising Cameron now is she ?
Robinsons hopeless but you did no better
nobody in the cabinet quit
two ex ministers made themselves look twats
also amusing is how this fucks the cabinet ‘bastards’ chances in the leadership contest after the election as they now have to run for Labour Leader with the ‘treachery’ label like Portillo had to and that never goes down well among Party grass roots of whatever colour
Hey Mr liebor apologist you can flail around all you like blaming all and sundry but the fact is that the hoon Hoon’s and “health service best year” Hewitt’s little intervention actually had resonance among us little people which you so crave to “look after”. I heard people on the London omnibus and a hospital I visited today talking about the Brown b’stard and how his own party hates him!!!
Its the front page of tomorrow’s papers as well. That will go down well among the masses?!?
can’t you read moron ?
I would hardly be looking forward to a messy Leadership contest after the election if I thought Brown would win or I support these dickheads
some of us aren’t partisan little twats who can only see the world through their blinkered narrow minded Dave or Brown viewpoint
The front pages also have Cameron ahead by a mere 9% in a Sun poll
so much for your in depth knowledge of the masses, shit for brains
this email from a pair of fuckwits won’t change the polls by much if anything and Cameron should really be 15% to 20% ahead at least right now
if Blair and Browns New Labour are so fucking hopeless, and they are, what does it say about Cameron’s Conservatives that they are struggling to get ahead by more than 9% in the depest recession in decades with a PM who is hugely unpopular ?
I watched the Prescott gurning video, but at the end, uniquely in my Youtube surfing experience the links to related videos were all of teenage girls stripping on webcams. Why would Youtube link Prescott to teenage pornography?
What? There ARE ten active Labour Party members?
Plesscot counts as two!
Hi, I’m the latest Labour spotty student troll. Ineffectual, wealthy parents and fond of wanking.
You may remember me in other guises?
Ho hum
Can I squeeze your zits? Pretty please. Love popping pustules.
Hello again, I’ve missed you so much! I hope you didn’t chuck your fat all over your homework you naughty boy, Miss will be upset.
Do you use a favourite sock? Or just raw Kleenex? Smells of Mushrooms in milk isn’t it?
Does anyone reckon the phantom coup was all Brown’s idea in the first place? It conveniently kills off the issue of a challenge to him stone dead just when it could have been a problem, using a couple of has-beens at the end of their political careers as the bait.
Some people seem to think so.
Still, epic fail either way.
You would have to be high on MAORI’s to even contemplate such tomfoolery so close to an election at the start of a year.
Oh wait……………….!
Tried the sock and to be (anti) frank, I find a marigold filled with jelly much better.
ROFLMAO
Click through to Youtube and look at John Prescott’s “related videos”
Labourlist scoop
12 Labour MPs out of 349 support Brown
(cough)
http://www.labourlist.org/labour-mps-round-on-plotters-in-email-exchange
TATGAY – you really are a silly, posting in my name then posting your own follow ups. Even McBride was better at the game than that. Still, its been fun and I am off for a couple of days to tease the trots before coming back to have fun with Dick Sniffins playmates.
I have sent my best wishes. Bless.
UK PLC has a Big problem. Brown or Cameron?
Both are fucking useless.
Brown has Mandelson pulling the strings and Cameron has Osborne.
Conclusion from this lifelong Tory: The country is better off with Labour, for now.
Lifelong Tory, and you want McMental to remain in power? What a crock of shit. Go away junior. Undergrads not allowed on here. You have to shave first.
Don’t you mean:crock of shite?
As long as you verified it on Google Uncle Knobby
Is that what you called your scout-master during those cold scotch nights?
Yep. I always had the measure of him. Inside me.
Nephew knobbed.
You should try it. Uncle Knobby seems ever so familiar. He’s the man on the Telly with one eye. Naughty man, and I do mean naughty
Don’t you mean:Naughtie?He’s on the radio.
Die hard troll more like.
You fuckwitt.
Gordon Mugabe gets my 1700 postal votes.
Oh, yeah. You first voted Tory in 1689, and have voted Tory at every election since then.
Done
Mr Rock N Horse
nick’s little problem shouldn’t be the issue, entertaining tho’ it is……..the fact that our national broadcaster decided kiddies sledging was the big news story of the day, and so ran it top of their flagship news should be……totaal disgrace once again from our unbiased opinion formers….
And pay £140 each household for the privilege. Or get vexatious letters threatening instant death by horrible methods.
The BBC and ITV have both led News at Ten with the plot story. Personally I think the weather is more interesting to the vast majority of the country, who don’t give a fucking shit about Labour in-fighting.
Hoon and Hewitt woefully misjudged their timing.
So who is the Government minister that Guido said would resign in protest about Gordon’s leadership?
Don’t be so adamant. Rumours, gossip and tittle tattle are not proven facts. Calm down dear, it’s only a second rate blog. Not like a big posh BBC Flagship programme, with swingometers and shit. And a presenter that daren’t go out in the summer sun, coz his speccy glasses would set everything around him on fire
that’s right creepy nutter stalker,
Robinson’s a hopless cun’t because he can’t get the facts right whereas Guido did a brilliant job because he can’t get the facts right
innit?
fuckwit
Could someone please show me the spot in the labour coffin where another nail may be squeezed in? Such a rare spot surely needs world heritage designation
Tricky. Like looking for an needle in a haystack of straw balanced precariously on a camel’s back.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8443769.stm
But chairman of the Parliamentary Labour Party Tony Lloyd told the BBC a leadership ballot was not what the party, or the British public, wanted.
Tony Lloyd’s a Kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunigit
“PS Feel free to mock away at my on air dismissal of yesterday’s rumours about a cabinet minister resigning to force Gordon Brown out. That’ll teach me. No minister has resigned, of course – not yet anyway!” Nick Robinson.
Looks like you’ve taken him up on his offer Mr Fawkes.
Can we have a ballot on Nick Robinson and the BBC “News” team?
Only if we can keep it a secret. Tee Hee. Only Joking.
There I was on the last thread thinking about how Grand Harriet’s wibbly wobbly cat flaps would be.
Mmmmmm!
Tempted? I’m not!
James Bond doesn’t do Butch Lezzas.
I slightly chuckled.
Funnier than TaT? Go on say Yes. You know you want to.
As funny as Graham Norton farting and giggling for 3 hours.
@Nike
I was amused.
Admit i am not TaT, please.
OK Concrete, but you were in TaT emulation mode at the time. Apologies.
Just need to brush off a spotty Labour Troll that fancies me, and divest myself of my TiT symbiotic traveller.
farkin hell! you really are a twatty little Toryboy weed aren’t you?
“Butch Lezza’s”
sweet Jesus! what a childish little streak of piss you are
aren’t you the slightest bit embarrassed to be such a cringeworthy dipshit pratt posting such peurile dross?
good entertainment for the rest of us though
guaranteed hilarity in every post a bumbling clueless little twit like you makes
Hmm. Behaves like a twat in public and is always wrong. This is a man truly in the mould of Osborne and Grayling. I must offer him a position.
Or typical Labour.
Zit cleansing sweetie. You know it would make you look sooooo much better. Who wants vesuvious craters these days? You can’t photoshop your boat race for a pup crawl with all the other peurile students. Don’t forget to carry a brick in a carrier bag to those lively parties where experimentation is the name of the game. Oh, such happy memories!
I’m afraid you almost certainly have more recent experience of uni than me TATGAY. Still – nice to see I am getting under your skin. Fraid its time for me to do the same to the mad trots on the Labour sites now. More enemies I get the happier I am.
Both Milliband’s and Harman’s statements are as least supportive as they can get away with. Both use the phrase (or similar) ‘led by Gordon Brown’.
I hope they aren’t going to stick the knife in, I want the chance to vote Brown out.
Poor Toenails, another cock up. Good for Guido
Nick Robinson wrong again wish there was a three strikes and your out policy at the beeb. He would have been long gone.
Toenails Robinsons job is to shill for Labour. Let’s just hope Cameron arranges a clear out from the BBC as soon as he gets into No 10.
‘A clear out from the BBC’
I was rather hoping he would blow it up.
it’s more like three strokes and you’re in at the BBC
Exactly, well said.
The wanker is a complete fucking turncoat.
deserves all the abuse he gets.
Quality timing nick,thats the michael fish moment every broadcaster dreads.
New year resolution nick; I mustnt wing it anymore,I must report the facts not my wishes.
There is no coup, that’s what Alaistair Campbell told me to say.
Brown has banrupted the country and Cameron is a drip. Perhaps the UK needs a new political party like this one just formed in the USA?:
http://american3p.org/
http://www.american3p.org/constitution/
Loons.
At last ! a post with some meat in it!! Ta everso.
Heh! Just got Error 404 Not Found (File does not exist: constitution/
Oh, dear. Loons and incompetent loons, at that…
“for race and nation.” Oh, shit. “All the way with KKK!”
funnily enough though some of their facebook friends seem to look “coloured” and the people on the right hand side of their homepage look latino.
Plants or just a funny sort of white supremacy.
anti-racist is just a codeword for anti-white
Really? I am not sure you are right. In all cases.
It’s good that they recognise the problem of the central banking system and fractional reserve banking, but I think the party is redundant in the US. Why not vote for thr Libertarian or Constitution party?
Sounds good to me. Just what we need here in old Blighty.
Enjoyed that!
Oh dear, oh dear – what a dilemma. Should we try to keep Gordon in place so that he can lose the GE quite comprehensively, or ought we to welcome the mayhem that replacing him now would cause?
Either option would produce such discontent and fear among The Supine Faithful that I’m perfectly happy to spectate and giggle my balls off.
To complete my delight all I need is an Opposition that tore into the bastards every hour, on the hour. As Daniel Hannan or David Davis would. Instead we’ve got Dave, the Heir to Bliar.
(By the way, Dave, ‘protecting the NHS’ might be a winner with the morons, but how about a bit of encouragement to those of us who can see the waste and inefficiency? Better value need not mean cuts.)
Seems you just can’t have everything. But this isn’t a bad start.
You sound suprised that I am the anointed successor to Blair. Didn’t you know that Eton is twinned with Fettes?
‘BD’ You Fuckwitt, now back to your student wanking frenzy Labour troll.
He thinks he is funny Artificial Intelligence. What a lot he has to learn. Mummy will be missing him. Daddy, er not so much!
Sad marxist c*nt.
You troll and troll and troll.
Admit it,
You’re shit.
If shit were wit, you’d have diarrhoea.
Said the double Incontinent Student shapeshifter. Fuck off to the Union Bar. They have a special offer on Nappies.
They don’t let us pensioners in. And i’ve put nappies on bigger babies than you in my time. They struggled and squealed much the same, but experience teaches one to hold them firmly and apply the cream before fitting them with their appropiate shit catcher.
awww!! the poor widdle kiddie got angwy
he’s such a childish narcissistic nutter he keeps talking about himself and projecting it on everyone else
so we all know he’s he’s a sad little pathetic student Toryboy weed
Number 20, your time is up. You must go home, now.
Hopefully this video will help you find oyur way home:-
Been glue sniffing again?
Who do you think was sniffing glue?
The way your nose is stuck to the Conservative’s arse, i thought it was araldited in position.
He’s too far up Gordons rectum to notice what’s going on.
BTW, don’t you need cajones to have hubris?
Robinson is so far up Brown’s arse that all you can see of him are his toenails. Hence the nickname his colleagues at the BBC have bestowed upon him.
The BBC will get the mother of all haircuts at the end of this year. Will Nick Robinson?
Will Cameron have the balls to give the biased BBC the treatment they so richly deserve?
If he doesn’t carve them up quickly then he’s just making a rod for his own back.
When eez Lord Peter coming buck to Marrakesh? We mees heem.
They will continue as the marxist attack dogs unless he chops them up. How popular would saving a compulsory £140 be in the 21st Century? The Fuckers have had it large for too long.
It would be funny if they did and then sky dropped their subscriptions charges the same week.
His barber already does him for half price, you expecting it to recede further?
I would be very surprised if minds at the BBC were not already aware of the potential liabilities they carry in their current political coverage. I would exepect them to be assiduously but carefully courting the conservatives; the results of which will gradually appear more visible.
What I think they’d be most reluctant to see would be the abolition of the BBC trust and the placing of the BBC under OFCOM; a move that would cost little but would come as a total humiliation for the BBC.
You’ve got to admit that Andrew Neil reeled him in like a prize plonker. ‘Bloggers….yeah what do they know?’…. Obviously more than the resident MSM titterati…..
Neil is smart (even when pissed).
I love seeing the BBC Common Purpose Droids dragged through their own shit.
Gave that lamedick weather forecaster a really good going over.
+ Golf clap+
They’re like rats and ferrets fighting in a sack.
Watching the Labour Party/BBC tear each other apart is such a delight (and the sort of nationwide weather I’ve dreamt of since ’63) — oh happy day. Rejoice! Rejoice! Hallelujah!
credit where it’s due, a great set up by Brillo
Brillo reeled him in nicely. Excellent.
They’re all Huhnes at the BBC
Not only Toenails looking like a total Hoon, this IS the final countdown for new liebour. Can hardly wait for the chief liar to give evidence to the Iraq war inquiry.With only the slimeball Campbell left to come to justice my cup runneth over with joy.
So why are they closing the gap in the polls?
Falsification. like in clay shooting. It’s not how many you hit. It’s how many you record.
Lies and smears, it’s all ZNL DNA. Along with Theft, Homosexuality, and deviant sex.
Theft,homosexuality,and deviant sex.
Archer, Duncan and Milligan
Or, 646, 50+, and Osborne.
we do not need postings from quixotic hoons here. Fuck off back to Left Foot Forwards where your insane postings will be well recieved.
See you after the GE. You won’t be singing anymore. Pleb.
New government. No change.
EU, quangos, troughing, tax dodging, gongs all round.
And that chap who dances round in his Y-Fronts. What about him, 137?
Is he Labour or Conservative? One thieving c’unt looks much the same as another to me.
Welcome back TaT. Bored with your HTML?
Maths not your strong point? 2+2 doesn’t equal 5
Why? do you honestly believe that that arsehole would tell the truth? Just how ingenuous can one person be?
“Anti-racist is a codeword for anti-white.”
Happy?
Now stop fucking calling me toenails.
great video guido, Nick Robinson another one who likes to hear is own voice, and to think this guy gets a yearly bonus for this twaddle. (His own words to Andrew Neil last year)
Phil Silvers has never been funnier.
Two comment 34s? How exciting.
You should get out more, Tony.
I’m leaving the office Thursday for an airing,
Is it snowing in Tuscany?
Two of them? Wow! That’s odd!
No Emily or Weathergirl? Are they still on extended holiday in a Swiss ski resort chasing bankers?
In case you have not seen it:
Gordon Brown’s Downfall Part 1 – The Events surrounding Glasgow East
I just don’t get it – Brown and his rotten group of marxist chums have brought about economic ruin, lost control of immigration, set up a safe haven for every malcontented Muslim would be activist, dumbed down education, stuffed the NHS full of pen pushing and paper shuffling burocrats at the expense of front line services, sold us out to Europe, fukked our pensions, sold off the gold at whelk stall prices, and are now undertaking a scorched earth economic policy – could blather on for pages about all the other wasted opportunities – let alone the hundreds of thousands of deaths following that phony ‘war’- but here’s the thing
How in god’s name are they still there – let alone thinking they can be re-elected for more of the same?
Because nigh on half the country relies on their largesse.
Getting ever closer to the Magic 50%. Once they fuck off the Bankers to Switzerland or Frankfurt. Job Done.
Absolutely spot on. The way the ‘narative’ goes on and on without reference to this basic position just amazes me.They all deserve the Tyburn treatment for what they have done never mind being allowed to stand for re-election as if everything beforehand is just water under the bridge ffs.
Thanks for stealing my country you bastards.
They didn’t steal it. They were given it by mug voters and a piss poor opposition.
Right on, man.
Makes you wonder if we got what we deserve. The indoctrinated should leave by the nearest exit while they still can. Think I’ll brush up the German (for Switzerland) or maybe Chinese!
It’s easy, Feed the masses with wall to wall TV reality dross, convince them that Mandleson Harman and Straw are nice people, tell them that the Tories would kill off all benefits, and bodies would pile up in the streets, and just to be certain of victory, cap it off with free tattoo’s for everyone over 12, chuck in some subsidised ironwork, and a promise of ill fitting sportswear for the over 70′s, and it’s ‘voila’ 5 more years. I have already started taking the Amitriptyline, as my GP tells me it takes a few months to kick in.
The country is just about shut down with snow just a week or two after gordon told us we were suffering from global warming and had to pay extra taxes to put it right.
Roads are closing down for lack of salt even though gordon said there was no shortage.
And at least four major regions have suffered power cuts today following warnings from National Grid that we, imminently, are facing a power crisis as gordon condemned their scaremongering and said there was nothing to worry about.
No wonder his colleagues want to get shut of him!!
-20 deg C in Germany, frozen rivers, etc, but country still works. Blighty – shithole, full of shits.
Steady on old chap!
Can anybody over the age of 40 remember 3″ of snow closing all the schools in the area when you were children? I can’t ever remember getting a day off for that reason, but I can remember getting to school with wet feet after ploughing through said snow. All schools round here closed – sideroads a bit messy, but A-roads not bad. We’re turning into a nation of wimps, I tell you – wimps.
(Prepared to concede that 8″ of snow is a different matter.)
I prefer 10″
So we’ve heard. But what about the snow?
I distinctly recall living in a cardboard box in t’ middle o’ motorway, Engineer. And I was looky.
Paper bags for shoes, we ‘ad, aye, an’ thowt ussels looky an’ all.
Kids these days – don’t know they’re born. Day off fer a bit o’ snow – harrumph, grumble….(frowns with jealousy).
I cannot remember getting so much snow in the past, our climate must be getting colder
You must be very young!
I’m not that old (mid 40′s), but I seem to remember at least one snowfall most years. The amount some places down south have had is unusual, though.
I was too young at the time to remember the bad winter in 1963 but can only really recall one winter in the 1960′s when we had a good covering of snow.
At least the polar bears have somewhere to live now, I’m in my 40′s seem to remember the winter of 1979 being a bit cold as well, in more than oneway or another
I remember the winter of 1963 – in drifts, our snow was 2 to 3 foot deep.
Did we get let off school in our village? No!!
Although to be fair the teachers of our school also lived in our village.
My recollection of that winter is the school’s coal burner stoves – they put the free milk all around them so that when we had it to drink it was warm and then they roasted potatoes on top of them. ‘Elf ‘n safety nowadays wouldn’t let them do things like that.
They even let us go out to the field next door to make snowmen, play snowballs and slide down an incline. Can you imagine any school doing that now? The children might get wet and cold!!!!
I remember the winter of 1963 – in drifts, our snow was 2 to 3 foot deep.
Did we get let off school in our village? No!!
Although to be fair the teachers of our school also lived in our village.
My recollection of that winter is the school’s coal burner stoves – they put the free milk all around them so that it was warm and then they roasted potatoes on top of them. ‘Elf ‘n safety nowadays wouldn’t let them do things like that.
They even let us go out to the field next door to make snowmen, play snowballs and slide down an incline. Can you imagine any school doing that now? The children might get wet and cold!!!!
You southern sissies don’t know what real snow is. Come to Cumbria and find out. But, erm, don’t come right now because we haven’t really had very much at all.
It is quite cold though!
you spoke to soon its your turn next according to tonight’s weather report
If all those salaried wankers get paid for not turning up, where’s the surprise?
No work, no pay would incentivise them.
My school was closed because public transport was out. (And as we have a lottery system kids have to come in from all over rather than go to the school up the road). I got a lot of my stupid/pointless/’what’s my job meant to be about again?’ data-crunching paperwork done, though. We spend all our time weighing the pig rather than feedng it, thanks to Labour, ya know.
My school was closed because public transport was out.
Try walking.
I went in Bob. In my previous private sector career I wouldn’t have bothered.
Good for you. Perhaps the curriculum should include lessons in teaching the other lazy buggers to get off their arses and do the same.
There are lots of good teachers, Bob. And not all Labour supporters either.
The public sector witch-hunt routine is the refuge of the dumb.
I’m talking about all those on salaries who get paid for “sick” days, Aunties funeral or those with travel problems irrespective of profession. If i don’t work, i don’t get paid. It’s a marvellous way of encouraging one to roll out of bed at 5:30 and struggle in.
Fair point. I guess I’m starting to get defensive about doing a (public sector) job I once regarded as worthwhile. Whereas you’re just a scapegoat for incompetent Govt policy – even moreso, of course, when a recession bites.
Teaching is a worthwhile and honourable profession, like many other public sector jobs. They shouldn’t take the blame for poor leadership and abuse by those using them as a political weapon.
Reminds of the joke Jethro tells: “Mum can’t come just now, father: She’s weighing the postman!”
That’s just the punchline, of course!)
I love the snow, all those wimps can’t get to work
Didn’t get a single phone call today from people selling telephone systems and bankruptcy arrangements
Cripes did some private sector workers not make it in either?
Heard a report on Radio today that some schools were closing simply to ensure their attendance record is not affected. Aopparantly if they remain open many pupils will fail to attend and this will effect their offstead report re attendance however if the scholl closes the day doesnt count.
I dont remember ever being sent home because of the wesather and I dont remember carnage in the playground either as a result Mr Health and Safety !
Though to be fair there probably would be many accidents these days since we’ve brought the kids up to be soft bastards !!!!!
I’ve never heard that about closures, to be fair. But it wouldn’t surprise me. ‘Attendance’ is another time-consuming paper mountain hot potato that puts responsibility on the school rather than onto parents.
It’s true. A friend of mine is a governor at local primary school.They stayed open in the last cold snap even though only 40% of pupils turned up.On a rece Ofsted they were marked down on attendance/truancy levels. So I suggest that is one of the main reasons schools are closed even though the roads are passable by walking etc
Once, in 1972. The boiler broke.
Only time school was cancelled was when the heating broke down.
Mum still made me go in.
Nope.
Went to school throughout the ’63 winter (5 foot drifts and 3 foot on the ground for 11 weeks). Furthermore the only concession they made was we were allowed to wear ski pants (not jeans). Path-fucking-thetic.
Tried to buy gravel and salt recently? Stores have had deliveries due 28/12 and are still waiting, Wheres it all going? It couldn’t be that the Global Cooling Deniers have enacted a provision of the Emergency Powers Act without telling anyone, could it?
Nell! This is the New Labour idea! Take us back to the early 1970s! Power cuts, 3 Day week! Hang on. Why are those the only Heathite policies they are mining, for want of a better word?
Heath = incompetence = gordon
Bit like wilson = favours and denying reality = chamberlain = gordon
And let’s not even think about the welsh labour idiot kinnock and he and his troughing wife’s EU millionaire lifestyle = everything that gordon’s labour has become
Kinnock was the Template where money overtook power and control as the main driver. At the Party Conference, the Double Kinnocks looked ever so smug. yak.
There is a God nell.
And how I’m enjoying sweeping past all the stuck and skidding Pious drivers in my LR Defender… life’s good, most of the UK is hideously white and long may it remain so.
How I’m enjoying sweeping past all the Pious drivers stuck and skidding in the snow in my Defender. Life’s very good, the countryside appears to be hideously white atm.
Couldn’t get my son’s Disco 3 over Kirkstone on Sunday. Defender driver failed as well.
Susie, I’ve passing not so smug gits in their mono chrome rep mobiles all day in my old Landy! lol
The ex-Army Series III we’ve got is the best of all in snow, but no heater…
Have either of these Huhnes been checked by the CRB that they are fit and proper trustworthy enough to work with children.
It is not for the faint hearted or Cabinet Ministers.
If he’s trying to teach her maths, she’s fucked.
If he’s trying to teach her basic spelling and punctuation, she’s fucked.
If he’s trying to teach her fucking, she’s fucked!
Actually, she’s teaching him. Having an frustrating job of it, too.
Poor choice of words, there. Just because Stalin was a phaedophile doesn’t mean that his vicar on Earth is likewise inclined.
God. I hope he doesn’t wish the poor child well in her exams!
not as good as the tube showing the same hoons teaching children to sneeze all over their uniform
Is he wiping his snot-encrusted fingers on her homework?
The view from across the Atlantic:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/01/06/AR2010010602752.html
Brown is an international joke.
Who isn’t funny at all.
sloppy bastard – can’t even spell Labor properly
Awesome summary of the situation from Iain Martin:
http://blogs.wsj.com/iainmartin/2010/01/06/scaredy-cat-cabinet-damn-brown-with-faint-praise/?mod=rss_WSJBlog
The Cabinet have left Brown even weaker but still in office.
“Strategy for forcing political change through orchestrated crisis”
‘First proposed in 1966 and named after Columbia University sociologists Richard Andrew Cloward and Frances Fox Piven, the “Cloward-Piven Strategy” seeks to hasten the fall of capitalism by overloading the government bureaucracy with a flood of impossible demands, thus pushing society into crisis and economic collapse.’
These two Marxist jokers ( Cloward & Piven) are alive and well and advising Obama – which certainly might suggest why Obama has surrounded himself with Socialists, Marxists and even an honest to goodness Commie – and of course Obama used to teach their ‘ideas’ when he was a lecturer.
Brown and co -on the face of it – are also following Cloward and Pivin’s blueprint – why else are they doing what they are doing?
Could we actually be seeing the “Progressives” (the marxist left) plan coming to fruition? Is this a determined effort to hasten the fall of capitalism? All the evidence is there.
10/10. They want to fuck us over, until the Pips hurt. Sorry, I meant squeeze, but you know what I meant.
The aim of creating a new national/global order of agrarian totalitarianism certainly seems quite plausible.
Which fall of capitalism? Are you perhaps refering to an ongoing marriage and extended honeymoon between corporations and ruling classes? Dave C. or Gordon B., same shit….
Cammo gives up on the Asian vote.
Legendary film sir!
Can you put up Alec Baldwin’s epic speech as well?
I thought Labour had the Asian vote all sewn up, along with the dole-scroungers and chavs vote, the public sector pen-pushers vote, and the Somali vote.
Labour might have captured the radical muslim vote as in anjem choudheries and his supporters who live on welfare – as well as anyone on benefits of any persuasion who can be bothered to get out of bed to vote.
But I doubt it’s captured the votes of any working people of any creed and colour – labour is not about Working People
http://anallseeingeye.blogspot.com/ shows that in the USA government employees now exceed those in the productive sector. Much the same must be happening here, hence the continued support for Labour.
The Beeb are leading their News programes with the fact that the country is covered in white stuff which they are mistaking for their drug of choice .
So funny!
I saw a young ‘Lady’ beeboid operate at a cricket test match v Australia.
She managed to take on no less than 4 of the Aussie Team in one white haze session. One of whom was quite famous for girls and charlie. very odd.
S***** W**** i’ll bet.
more on this please.
Later.
Fuck the placid little sheep who believe everything auntie bbc tells them and says how they should think, they are already dead.
Reality can’t crush their little gossamer threads fast enough in my book.
Cameron looked rattled at one point in PMQ’s today, went red in the face. Don’t think he’s going to do well in debates. Anyone seen latest Sun poll, lots of rumours but nothing yet.
Cameron performed well and got in lots of good jabs against Brown and Labour, it was Gordon who was rattled and had nothing new to say.
Cameron gave Osborne a look that said “listen to the bonkers man…”
I think Cameron’s quite a kind sort of bloke — what used to be called a gentleman — and can’t quite bring himself to humiliate McLoon however crazy he’s getting. He’d prefer to let his own Cabinet and ultimately the electorate do that.
Keep trying, and if you keep going till the end of the calender year, you might even influence the election result.
Brown was ranting like a lunatic. The man is an out-of-control sociopath hysterical with megalomania.
Said the medical expert in the straight jacket. Have you been studying the Ladybird book of psychosis again.
Is that the one issued to judges and social workers, anonymous?
Not really very erudite are we? Time for the Ladies to leave the room. Gentlemen, please stand up.
Were the blogs being manipulated by the bunker?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/jan/06/gordon-brown-downing-street-spin?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
Sounds like bollocks to me. It was the cowardice and ineptitude of the plotters that killed this plot.
Does anybody know how today’s Gilt auction went?
Were they all bought by RBS on behalf of the majority shareholder?
According to the BBC (PM Programme) the auction was “oversubscribed” – but they didn’t say by how much.
That would be the finger buffet.
The Bank of England bought the lot. What happens when QE ends next month?
The issuance calendar shows an offer of very short dated gilts at 5% & 5.25% for very early Feb. No amounts.
Good return. Fixed term deposits are out till 2012-14 for that rate
I also noticed that although the BBC initially reported the attempted coup as a headline , they did not provide any analysis or comment from their reporters till later in the evening ( at least on Radio). Was this because they were deciding on an agreed line to take if so with whom ?
yes they needed orders from no 10
Nice BBC website headline: “Ministers lining up behind Brown”.
Aye, right fucking behind him.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8443769.stm
A bit like Richard III’s lords at the Battle of Bosworth .
At the crucial moment they all deserted him and left him to fall by the sword in a marsh as they scrabbled for power .
gordon’s Bosworth is the General Election when politically gordon is a dead man – he knows it, they know it and we know it.
militwit, harpyharriett and other potential contenders for leader of the soon to be deadbeat party simply don’t want to challenge gordon for the leadership to fight an already lost general election as they think it will harm their chances in the forthcoming leadership challenge which will happen later in the year.
For now they are all happy to utter meaningless words of support and then step back and watch him drown.
I was thinking more like the band of the Titanic
Yes but the Band of the Titanic were honorable and courageous people – I don’t think we could apply those atributes to this load of beetle dung!!
That’s a wonderful mental picture – Gordoom wallowing in a bog on election night, as various Labour toadies scrabble over each other to reach dry ground, some drowning in the slime and ordure of combat. Bring it on….
and on the count of three…Push !
Yes but Wait! Not until after the GE!!
What do Labour and Portsmouth have in common?
Both struggle to pay their wages:
http://timesonline.typepad.com/politics/2010/01/how-bad-did-labour-funding-get-last-year.html
Boris takesthe piss out of them?
Have the had any own goals recently?
Went down the dual carriageway. The outside lane was full of piled up brown slush. Odd I thought until I saw a speeding oncoming Snow plough on the other carriageway spewing slush over the crash barrier onto my outside lane. What’s the betting the plough had been shifting snow(slush) from one outside lane to the other all day?
LOL
Thats gordons idea of how to create full employment
And in some ways God is a bit like that….
Is that a typo where it says “Profile V(Y)id”?
I thought that was the bloke off the apprentice
they all look the same these old 4×2′s
Especially that prat Winner. Pity the seafood wasn’t a tad more virulent.
Fair play to you Guido. A day on and they still haven’t picked up on the Jowell resignation. Your detractors will point out that you got the story completely wrong but they miss the point. You were first and that’s all that matters.
It’s tomorrow she’s resigning. She couldn’t get into work today because of the snow.
being as up to the minute with the scoops and as accurate as Nick Robinson
quite an achievement
146, Jimmy, are you Wee Jimmy Brown, the Primeministerial Clown?
I think he’s a Krankie. The tall one.
Tall one? Eh.
thing is, whatever his name, he’s right and you’ll always be a tit
funny that
woof woof
SQUWAAAAAAAAWWWKKK!!! THANKEWEESTHER! (scrittle) (preen)
Nick Robinson=Prize Tit.
All he needs do is paint a red dot in the middle of his shiny head and the picture is complete.
It pains me when I think that public money is being used to pay this NuLab shill.
It’s about time the BBC started reporting the news, factually, as opposed to employing these useless, bun-licking ‘commentators’. Political editor my arse.
Note to Dave: When elected please do something tserious about sorting out these BBC scrotes.
They have been at it for the last 30 years, you wait till Cameron is in.
Portrayed as a Tory by the Labour Cabal. He would never have lasted in the BBC if he had held any such sentiments. Chief political Editor of the BBC with a Tory bias with Bad Ali, and the Clunking fist on his tailpipe? Er, no way. The lies, and lies and lies these fuckers spin. Unreal.
He couldn’t sort a bag of crisps.
If Dave’s so fucking wonderful, why is he not streets ahead in the polls? Is it because the electorate recognise him for what he is? Another Blair EU stooge anxious to live the same dream?
If Cameron is another Blair then why isn’t the Beeb supporting him.Although he did come in on a crest of a wave with lots of media support rather like Blair and Obama, make me a bit suspicious. I would have preferred David Davis as leader.
Agreed
If I were a Tory, I’d have preferred Daffy Duck as leader.
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Breaking news.
Guido cannot tell two mingers apart.
And your exact point is?
Helmet hair is so confusing
Gordon has been H cubed!
“I think the British nation has never been faced with a tragedy like this fellow”
Well, Radio 4 are now saying that the secret ballot proposal was a storm in a tea-cup. Excellent! When Hoon & Hewitt first went public I feared that Labour might jettison Brown & not suffer electoral Armageddon. Now Gordon’s position is secure he can fulfil his destiny & render Labour irrelevant until 2040.
However much Brown tries to lose the election, Cameron (& Clegg) won’t win by default. I for one will probably vote for one of the minority parties – and everyone I know who’s still on the electoral register is similarly undecided.
Hoonocracy in action: Our Country Needs Us!
We must stand up and be counted – (let’s have a secret ballot)
Mandlescum says McDoom is the best possible Labour Leader
He is probably right, and that is the deep joy of their predicament.
OH, BOLLOCKS !!
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I suppose another pay rise it out of the question ?
No pay rise, but here’s your £10 million bonus for the next 6 months
I’m not so sure new technology and 24/7 Tv news has advanced our lot.
Not only did the technology tell the Met office that we would have a mild winter, the 24 hr news channels have put reporters in snowy places just to visualise what snow is.
Actually this cold spell ain’t too bad yet. I still recall being on the M5 in the 80′s when you could actually take your hands off the wheel and the car would simply follow the tram lines etched in the snow(junctions were a problem though) and lorry drivers lighting fires under their fuel tanks to de-wax the diesel. I understand it could get colder though.
What has never been solved by all this technology is how to stop some twat driving 3 inches up your arse.
Drive faster
I passed my record of cars passed in one overtake today, 4 cars. All doing 10 mph gripping their steering wheels for grim death like hunchbacks. Good cars, Defenders.
Nick Robinson just named the ministers were expected to rebel on the 10 o’clock news !
I can see his toenails . now I can see his feet !
Makes you realise from what cowardly scum the whole liebour party is made up.
Jesus when can we be shot of them,
but how can 31% Britons support this absolute excrement.
Same way you sausage jockeys support Camoron you soft c’unt.
Now fuck off.
Seems like our hero from the middle earth put his finger on the truth.
Liebour is made of solid shite from end to end
Six million public sector workers all feeding off the State plus untold imported voters feeding off benefits and any number of postal voters.
Gives Gormless and his apparatchiks a sizeable advantage.
Standard Tory troll crap. Boring.
Defecated the tedious Liebour troll.
Millions of benefit chavs won’t bother getting off their fat arses to waddle down to the polling station.
Who? That’s seems odd to me. Why would toenails do that? Is he growing a spine?
global warming…..what happens when the salt runs out?
Buy crampons.
Or a set of winter tires like they have to have (by law) on the Continent?
Everyone looking a bit serious on ‘Newsnight’. Could be fun.
Who will rid us of these smug bastards that are the BBC?
Whilst nick robinson is grandstanding , in the hope that it will stand him in good stead for a job after labour have crashed and burned at the GE, I just thought you all would like to know what the weather is doing in Helmand Province whilst we winge about the snow.
Our lads are on foot patrol in heavy rain, high winds and poor visibility (soaked to the skin in freezing rain) at risk of IED’s.
They are still waiting for those helicopters and ridgebacks that gordon and aintbustinagut (who has since been hidden in the bowels of the MoD because he is such a vote loser ) say they have sent but which have still not arrived .
Another failed labour government policy – this one is costing lives, daily!!!
Dave’s hiding 12 helicopters up his arse he’s going to magically produce after the election to stop all the carnage and deaths with
didn’t you know nell?
What I know is that aintbustinagut and gordon said they are sending another 10 helicopters – but what they have not said is that those helicopters will not arrive until 2013.
What I also know is that because those helicopters are not there our lads are being forced to patrol on foot and are dying daily from IED’s.
d’You think aintbustinagut or gordon care about that? I dont!!!
nell cares so much about the troops she can’t wait for Cameron to get in and condemn them to another 5 years in slaughterhouse Afghanistan
isn’t she sweet?
What a hoon, expecting any of that spineless socialist set of nonces to stand up for anything other than a free meal at the expense of the taxpayer.
There’s a lot of trees lacking some lefty nonces nailed to them.
Does Alan Duncan’s complaint about “slaves” not count then?
Dammit. Mandy’s taped – he and Hoon aren’t going head to head.
I haven’t noticed ANY (did I miss something?) cabinet ministers publicly lay in to H&H. In fact they’ve gone out of their way to use first names, say they ‘respect them but…’
That seems weird to me.
Ah… although from watching Mandy I reckon it’s a directive from him; ‘play it down, don’t get angry, it’ll all go away.’
mandy’s the Kingmaker!!!!
He knows gordons going to lose the election – who do you think he’s backing to take over the labour leadership after their crash and burn in may/june?!!! harpyharriet??!!
I’ve said all along I reckon Miliband will be his next fave. Maybe with Johnson as caretaker. Millers gave his support late and it was lukewarm. Waiting for the backbench reaction? He wouldn’t want to piss them off with the future to think about.
Mandy looked like he’d been drained of any spark at all. Hoon is chirpy by comparison.
It is, of course, all an act. Do not be deceived by these serial liars!!
I’m not Nell. And that includes oily Dave.
Dave would shit himself if he had to face Mandy. He can’t even take Gormless Gordon, let alone a smart operator like that.
I don’t think so, Dave knows he comes from a much superior background to Mandleslime. He would therefore be effortlessly superior.
Mandleslime on the other hand knows that his proper position in life is to crawl on his belly like the worms of the earth.
I wouldn’t vote for Dave even if I was a diehard Tory. In fact, especially if I was a diehard Tory. That airbrushing of the poster was a metaphor.
the labour party’s playing a deep game here .
mandy is kingmaking for dave militwit – but he doesn’t want him to attempt to take the crown until after the next GE which he thinks, quite rightly, gordon is going to crash and burn.
Mandelson will be back in Brussels giving Dippy Dave his orders.
Sky News isn’t even bothering to lead with Hoon and Hewitt’s letter
lefty bastards
On the topic of media confusion I noticed the headline “Warrant out for horse sex accused” on the BBC site and immediately wondered – can it be Osborne, Hague or even Clarke. Then I thought of Crazy Horse Beckett. But then the answer came…
Its TATGAY – and he’s hiding out on this site!
http://www.michaelyon-online.com/michael-s-dispatches/
Just think about what gordon is asking our lads in Afghanistan to do whilst he makes wild promises of helicopters and ridgebacks that he has no intention of keeping !!!!
Why don’t you stop whinging.
Same old bollocks.
Shouldn’t you be dusting or soaking your teeth?
Yeah come on Nell, get those teeth out.
Just one last job to do.
Well firkin l why don’t you dust off your generous state benefits and ask yourself what use you are to your country .
Get up off your lazy bed and do something useful – supporting our troops might be a beginning – but don’t strain yourself!!!!
Oh fuck off!
All you do is moan and whinge.
Get a life.
nell supports the troops so much she can’t wait for Cameron to get in and condemn them to another 5 years in slaughterhouse Afghanistan
isn’t she sweet and caring?
don’t worry we’ll help her remember how much she cares about every single death when Cameron gets in and the bodies keep piling up because she voted for another warmonger sending troops to their deaths for no good reason
Dave really is just like Blair isn’t he?
Absolutely! But mandy will not be happy that you have recognised his deep manipulations!!
Ah well another day Gone and what a day it was. Got a bit worried when I heard The Labour Party might be getting rid of The Conservatives biggest asset but thankfully they did the right thing and ensured Political annihilation come election Day.
CMD also gave Brown an easy ride to make him look good in front of his own tribe, after all it was important that they didnt come out that chamber feeling dejected by another poor performance by their Leader, not with that e mail waiting for them.
Well thats that then, the last chance Labour had to put up a decent fight come May/March.
The Perfect Storm is now underway.
Excellent.
Night night all.
So you admit the Tories have fuck all else to offer?
Just that the’re not run by Gordon?
Carefull what you wish for nonce.
9% is Political annihilation is it?
Dave’s been deliberately shit all this time because it’s all a cunnning plan to get a hung Parliament
yeah right
stupid cun’t
It wont be 9% twat it will be a lot more, dont believe the polls.
Looking forward desperately to a Cameron government.
Once again we will be able to tally ho after Charlie, and shoot the poor city people that wander aimlessly across our land. Priceless.
I Can’t wait.
Rather! Ripping animals to shreds and rubbing their blood on children’s faces is such a wheeze!
Wizard prang!
Course it all for the good of the countryside, don’t you know?
Little red bastards are everywhere. Do you have any idea of the price of a .243 round these days?
Browns Britain, I tell you.
Well done Guy. Just shows how out of touch the BBC are.
What the f..k?
And leave my state benefits out of this.
I can’t afford to work. Well not legally anyway.
Quids in. Oh yah!
Nick Robinson is only employed to keep Television Centre’s windows clean.
I think Nick Robinson was distracted – his wife had an affair and tried to top herself. Have some pity on the poor bugger!
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We’ve just had a discussion at work about Labours achievements, their performance against manifesto promises, their tackling of social and economic woes and an attempt to list positives against negatives since they came to power. The consensus of opinion, including that of a number of Labour supporters is;
Manifesto promises = Failed, broken or ignored on all known counts.
Social problems = Failed miserably, in fact they have worsened the situation.
Economics = No need to answer that one.
Positives = We’re still trying to think of any.
Negatives = Crime, extreme Political Correctness, Uncontrolled Immigration, increase in the number of Benefit reliant, NHS, unjust War, BBC in pocket, PM lying and making up ‘evidence’, unanswerable, expenses, unaccountable, playing host to mad mullahs, anti marriage, anti hard-working families, pro teenage single mums, unelected, tax, petrol, stealth taxes, financial incompetence, state powers, Big Brother, ‘jobs for the boys’, ill equipped army, low pay, better off not working, unemployment, two-faced, no morals, Harperson being anti-male, education, education, education…
We could go on but we only had 5 minutes.
Which of you is more smug? Hard to say.
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Toenails…HAHAHA
Because he’s so far up Gordon’s arse
Toenails…HAHAHA
Who came all over Nick’s face, come on, own up.
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