Story here. Paul Waugh says:
In the last few hours, the rumours have been swirling around again that a Cabinet minister could quit in protest at Gordon’s leadership. The plotters have certainly asked a sympathetic minister to do so – but whether he will do so is another matter.
UPDATE : Told by a weary Labour loyalist, that it is “probably bollocks, who knows…”.
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Guido chuckled at the following exchange he had with a Tory insider:
Tory: “What’s Labour’s position on the Syria crisis?”
GF: “They say you should be talking to Russia.”
Tory: “Labour have been saying that since 1945.”
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
All of them I hope!
That’s what I was thinking as well when I saw Guido’s headline.
It’s all kicking off then is it? The Tories are already in election mode and putting their case to the country. Meanwhile, Labour are fighting within themselves and are about to start a major bout of naval gazing. It won’t look good for the government.
By the time Labour have sorted themselves out, the Tories will probably have sealed the deal.
go easy on the acid motherfucker.
new labour are hated + the tories have no popular support = hung parliament.
do try to keep up you fucking cripple.
Oh dear, a hung parliament looks fucked. You’re losing it tato.
Perhaps Mr CIA, one Gordon Brown is being recalled to CIA HQ?
Eh TaT? Boring prat.
said the pair of brain damaged cripples.
Who COULD it be?
johnson if he’s got any sense. brown has stitched him up.
Your Ripostes are getting somewhat stilted and hackneyed really. Want me to pop round so you can take your dentures out and give me another BJ?
the cripple weakly replied.
Alan Johnstone is PM in TaTs warped excuse for a mind.
33 Conspiracy Theories That Turned Out To Be True, What Every Person Should Know…
http://www.newworldorderreport.com/Articles/tabid/266/ID/980/33-Conspiracy-Theories-That-Turned-Out-To-Be-True-What-Every-Person-Should-Know.aspx
tat you could call ur imaginary blog “Hung Parliament & other myths”
How Tessa Jowell voted on key issues since 2001 (They Work For You):
* Voted against a transparent Parliament.
* Voted for introducing a smoking ban.
* Voted for introducing ID cards.
* Voted for introducing foundation hospitals.
* Voted for introducing student top-up fees.
* Voted for anti-terrorism laws.
* Voted for the Iraq war.
* Voted against investigating the Iraq war.
* Voted for replacing Trident.
* Voted for the hunting ban.
* Voted for equal gay rights.
Good riddance
dubya is still president and Angry NeoCon Mong knocks one out thinking about him in his laughable jelly of a mind
Fap, Fap, Fap, Fap, Fap, Fap, Fap, Fap, Fap, Fap, Fap, Fap
“that’s it George, Axis of Eeeeeeevvvveeeuughhhh!!!!”
FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP!
New Labour’s election anthem revealed
@Gooey Bob.
Lord Fondlebum may well be naval gazing (well, hello sailor) but the rest are probably navel gazing.
I stand corrected, silly mistake to make.
You know what I mean anyway. The government’s financial situation is dire, and yet they’re contemplating an internal party debate on who should be leader. Meanwhile, call-me-Dave’s lot will be out campaigning, looking more and more like a government-in-waiting.
The Tories ain’t sealed the deal yet, but the way things are going, they soon will have.
navel gazing!
No – naval gazing. They’re wondering how to afford the new aircraft carriers.
Don’t forget the crews either. 4,000 new sailors required just for the carriers. And the aircraft, that haven’t been purchased, that aren’t going to fit. I was speaking to admiral at new Years who said that the F-35′s aren’t even going to be bought now. Then he said something like ‘hush hush – mum’s the word – we’re only telling the yanks we are buying them to keep them sweet but its going to be another euro fighter project. The deal is already done.’
Then he ran off.
He may have been as pissed as I was so we will await confirmation.
He did say that the carrier money has been ringfenced and Gordon is desperate to get as much labour marginal defence contracts signed as possible before the election. He also said that the carrier deal is structured in the usual MOD way, so that it is just as expensive to build them and they never leave port as it is to never build them at all.
“The Tories are already in election mode and putting their case to the country.”
With New Labour policies.
President “cast-iron” Cameron is just Tony Blair with a better looking wife. After the election when Cameron gets into Number 10 it will be “business as usual”.
It is time for a real Conservative to step forward.
You are the McGuffin of this thread.
RA, go back to stealing ladies underwear of clotheslines you utter loon.
Well said. Death to Blue Labour.
If Liebour get a new leader they will shit all over the Tories at the election.
When did the Tory Reform Group take over the Conservative Party? They didn’t, they got CMD the leadership instead.
Still no mention of Tessa Jowell on the BBC
Why doesn’t Plato post here anymore?
Perhaps she wants time off so that she can visit her ‘husband’ in prison?
Is this “naval gazing” a prelude to gunboat diplomacy ?
anyone notice the “Gulf Stream” – warm air from florida that heats UK is missing…
Global warming – huh!
Warm water, not air. It’s still going, but the wind has changed to the north-east and that makes it a little colder than usual.
If he means the jet stream, I think that’s gone a little south as well.
Don’t I get a mention?
NO. It’s going to be your little sister, el Nina, who’ll get all the attention when the MSM get over their 2 week saturnalia.
Yes the wind turned the day Jonah went to Copenhagen, and it hasn’t stopped snowing since.
W.W.
True
WOW, Brown CURED global warming!!!
The man is obviously a fucking genius.
They have no reason to tax us for it now, and take all that tax off fuel and gas gussling 4×4 cars too. We need them just to get about in all this snow and ice.
The BBC has dealt with the “What Global Warming Con” just a moment ago by asking a Met Office spokesman to explain. Apparently they were referring to GLOBAL warming increasing by 2 degrees over the next 50 years and NOT the UK weather which will always be variable and have cold snaps but notwithstanding it is the sole responsibility of the UK to do the lions share by cutting our emissions by 40%(should help the gas shortage as well)thus enabling China to open a power station per day. Brown will no doubt also offer much more than any other leader(so desperate is he to be regarded as a “World Statesman”)that he is quite willing to reduce UK Industrial output to the 50′s level(that is the 1850′s pre-industrial revolution).Luckily he also manufactured the worst UK Recession for 60 years too to accomodate the proposed emission cut backs.
So given the above its a miracle it’s only ONE Minister as the rest of them have just given up on Brown and have fallen in behind the Global view of him – he’s a total fantasist!
Global Warming is all about spouting hot air ..
You know i’ve struggled to understand the UK’s position on all this, but now that you’ve put it like that it fits.
As Sherlock Holmes said, eliminate all other factors, and the one which remains must be the truth..
The truth appears that our leader is a deranged fantasist desperate to appear greater than his abilities.
The Met office is spouting more bollocks by stating that the cooling in the UK is irrelevant.
The warming in the UK is part of the vast majority of the entire Northern Hemisphere that is going through a freezing spell for the last 2 – 3 weeks.
North America down to Texas and Florida under snow. China, Russia, Most of Europe are all suffering this freeze.
After spending tens of millions of pounds on their supercomputers (that produce the same amount of carbon as a small town) they cannot afford to admit that the models they run on them are woefully incomplete and therefore wrong.
When modelling non-linear, chaotically random systems of intensely intricate and poorly understood systems, leaving out anything will render the model useless. Leaving anything out of a chaotic system means unreliable results. a non-linear, chaotic, random system with the complexity and admitted unknowns to the extent that our climate suffers even more from leaving ANYTHING at all out.
Without knowing and accurately modelling ALL the start condition inputs in a complex random chaotic non linear system, it is impossible to project likely outcomes from an adjustment in any of those input conditions.
Leaving out, or incorrectly modelling things like clouds, solar radiation, electromagnetic effects, undersea volcanos and the like render their models utterly and completely worthless as a projection tool.
Models in climate research are only useful for adapting or tuning the hypothesis based on the observed evidence. Tweaking the evidence to match the theory is the opposite of science. It is fraud.
This is why the Met will cling on to their flawed hypothesis to the very bitter (and bitterly cold) end.
“The warming in the UK is part of the vast majority of the entire Northern Hemisphere that is going through a freezing spell for the last 2 – 3 weeks.”
Sorry, my bad, I meant:
“The freezing cold in the UK is part of the vast majority of the entire Northern Hemisphere that is going through a freezing spell for the last 2 – 3 weeks.”
DOH!
The weathergirl on GMTV this morning started her forcaSt by stating that the cold snap was going to continue and then added almost randomly “But Global Warming is still happening” !!!! WTF !
aye the met ofifice are in cahouts with UAE-CRU – are they not – no wonder FOIs denied.
also see
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/weather/article6975867.ece
Jonah Brown has managed to cast his evil negative waves on the Northern Hemisphere. Not content with screwing up everything he touches in the UK, he is exporting his very own brand of gloom.
Coldest weather since records began started as soon as the daft fucker suggested that he only had 50 days to save the World. The snow actually started on the day he arrived in Copenhagen. This man is the ultimate Anti-Christ. Being born into a religious family is perhaps the greatest irony. His malevolent evil knows no bounds. Does he have 666 on his scalp? He is the personification of the devil incarnate.
Straight from fucking Siberia.
Into owning Chelsea football club
The raw Data sets from Siberia were a lot easier to carry. Only data from weather stations proximate to Urban areas, and Spa Towns in particular were included. One singular tree fitted the required model on ring development. The other hundreds of thousands were ignored. I will furnish the tagged name of the one tree on request. It has become very famous.
The recent survey from the BBC, Met Office said that 95%* of Scientists agreed that Climate Change would lead to World Catatstrophes and increased Volcanic Activity. Only the implementation of a single world currency Carbon Credit Scheme, and an array of Bin Taxes would alleviate the problem.
*Based on at least 396 Government Grant dependent academics at CRU, IPCC, and various other Carbon Credit Trading organisations around the World. Sample taken in a late night exotic dancing establishment in Copenhagen 2009, where the beer and wine was free. Sponsored by Tony Blair’s new Carbon Credit Trust.
UPDATE:
Tony Blair to join Forces with Gordon Brown in his recently formed Windrush Enterprises. Windrush is a multi-purpose vehicle with the ‘Common Purpose’ of saving the World from AGW. (Al Gore Wankfest). Gordon has been brought into the the team as a World renowned expert in Fiscal Drag. (Tax Yield harvesting, and not cross dressing). “Gordon is likely to be unemployed this year, and it would be horrendous for his many special talents to be wasted”, said the spokesman for Windrush Enterprise Inc. Peter Mandelson added “What people don’t understand is that we can do what the fuck we want, whilst the majority of the population sit on their hands watching Strictly x-factor dancing on ice gardening and cooking repeats.”
“Only those devotees of Jeremy Kyle are a problem, if those fuckers think we are going anywhere near those lie detectors, and DNA Species testing kits, they have another think coming!”
OK it works like this:
Warm water comes up from the Gulf and across the Atlantic towards the UK and moves the energy north. Otherwise we would have frozen seas like Hudson Bay, which is the same distance north from the equator.
The world is divided into zones of high pressure separated by jet streams which are bands around the world. The jet stream around the UK latitude generally dips south, in a wiggle, over the US and then north over the warm Atlantic waters picking up energy and water.
Depending on the temperature of the water, and sun angle, it crosses on to the land mass of Europe anywhere from north of Scotland to Gibraltar.
Currently it is hitting Africa!
If it is far south, then the winds on the UK are generally northerly due to the high pressure that occurs between the jet streams. It is nothing unusual. It is a simple consequence of the jet stream being so far south.
The waters off the UK and across the Atlantic are 0.5 to 1.5C colder than the average for the last 10 years.
The issue is that, they have been cold for some months, (Anyone notice the lack of late summer?) and the Met Office in their want to talk up Copenhagen have suppressed this information so that the message to the Councils was incorrect.
Therefore they have not stockpiled anywhere near enough salt to handle the winter. They have also put down way too much in the first weeks.
So if like ours, the grit pile is nearly exhausted, then it is entirely due to the political tool called MMGW or CC peddled by the Met Office. They have been hijacked.
This winter will do more for car sales than any political tool. Between the crashes I have seen over the last few days, and the amount of salt rotting the cars, we will keep those imports booming.
The Met Office CEO is paid more than Brown. The Chairman is ex WWF, and a Watermelon. Both are running yet another Gummint Department that is not fit for purpose.
In trying desperately to give out the message that we are all going to drown in a man made Armageddon due to the evil contaminant Co2. The post above may or may not be correct. The general thread seemed familiar.
Climate Change is impossible to predict mathmatically. Even harder to run Computer Models on. We have all witnessed the shenanigans out of CRU, Copenhagen, and the BBC. Whether we think there is Climate Change that will affect our lives with or without sensible adaptation. Natural or Anthropothingy is not the point.
Right now there is a solid case for Corporate Manslaughter charges to be brought against the Met Office and the BBC et al. The deliberate misreporting of weather conditions in the last 4 years has probably killed hundreds of people directly or indirectly.
This is only in the UK.
Spot on!!!
Surely the fucker should resign for predicting a barbecue summer and a mild winter?
OfCon are also not fit for purpose – their regulatory section being supresssed by the the spin merchants and salesmen in the rest of dept.
Front-line investigatory dept run down. EMC regulations and stadards being openly flouted.
Misleading and devious responses given on some help-lines I suspect too. Soon no-one will be able to listen to shortwave broadcast for the amount or interference being caused by unchecked and spectrum polluting PLT (Power Line Technology) devices – e.g Comtrend and HomePLug. Such devices are known to interfere yet still allowed to be put on the market. Those suffering interference from them are being treated with increasing disdain.
OfCon are effectively being asked to perform poacher and gamekeeper – with obvious results. These 2 functions need to be set up separately to ensure th future of the spectrum. Shortwave is used by many parties – military, civilian, broadcast (inc new DRM too) astronomers, Radio Amateurs. Shortwave is used during national and international emergencies for communications. It is there when other technologies fail. see:
http://ukqrm.org/
http://www.nutwooduk.co.uk/default.aspx?id=17
surely denham fits the bill?
why just one the whole f…..ing lot should go ,michael.
There will be NO resignation. A Government Minister’s pay is too good for such folly.
So,,,,, who?
Otherwise….
And when…
And why…
I reckon it’s Mandelson. Now that Brown has delivered the Lisbon Treaty, he’s dead meat.
I think Mandy is back to the EU top table, after accomplishing his mission. Shiny new Maserati ready and waiting.
I’d say the Why bit is pretty clear Mr Rear Admiral
Granted…
And where?
Bunker me thinks…
contessa? id certainly bunker alright!!
And how!
And Howe? Another bit of back-stabbing… (historic…)
Why? That would be to oust Brown to save the minister’s fucking skin at the next election. That’s all it would take – one resignation now would throw the Labour party into a panic, destabalise Brown and before you can say ‘the lights are about to go out’, we have a new ‘acting’ PM.
They haven’t got the courage. It iwll be the last gasp desparation of a couple of cabinet ministers who are certain to lose their seats at the next election and who vainly hope that anyone but Brown could rescue their place at the trough.
Too little too late. The rest of the party do not have the guts to commit swift political suicide this close to an election.
Not much point replacing Brown I mean look at the front bench theyr’e all swivel eyed mongs.Theres simply no talent to replace him with.Brown is the best they’ve got….poor bastards.
I’ll stick by what I’ve always said: Brown will only go at the very last moment, and even then hanging on to the door of no. 10 by his big toe.
Exactly. Who else? The postman? Harman? Balls? Would anyone wish to be led by the Balls?
Kirsty Galacher? Gianfranco Zola?
Kirsty Gallacher? Gianfranco Zola?
Let it be Gordo or Balls!
My bet is Lord Mandelslime, in preparation for a job in CallMeDave’s new cabinet.
Aghhhhhhh Noooooooooo Pleeeeese…
Yes please just so that Dave can sack him for little or no reason!
That would be the height of banter.
Let it be Alan Sugar. Yeah, he’s not really a minister, I know, but it would make good fucking TV tonight on the Ten O’Clock News.
“I’m Fired!”
Oh No!
Not Sugar!
Could well be the big fish, or more likely a certain Lord Mandelson.
Could be Straw, but more likely to be a non entity, (Well a bigger non entity than normal)
W.W
Could be Alan Johnson- wasn’t it he today who was humiliated at the press conference back-peddling on the claim that MI6 warned the CIA about the Ball Bomber?
http://toryardvaark.wordpress.com/2010/01/05/minister-set-to-resign-from-the-cabinet-breaking-news/
Whilst I’m here…does anyone want to know about the time that i may have spurted my curd all over the fullsome breasted Katie D?
What do you mean May have? you either did in your dream or you did not
Do you want to know or not?
Who is Katie D ? can’t find her in any phone books ?
Katie Derham – ITN, London? Niiiice.
is this the one you fucked over the front of your CV6 ?
Katie ..off GMTV
terry it may have been my spitfire.
But a gentleman NEVER tells…all!
Well you mentioned it
so prey tell something !
that is Drapers mrs
You say you may have squirted your curd over her ?
well so may i
if i was ripping one off up a ladder outside GMTV and she accidently walked under my ladder at the critical moment !
terry that’s a lovely story thanks.
If katie has a known she was to be sprayed with jizz, she’d have rolled her eyes & lapped up every last wholesome drop.
like you do hugh?
hugh you asked if we wanted to know !
so pray tell how this o-curd
i gave you one option of how this could “cum”about
so please “relieve” yourself of your burden
“expel ” your story and “release the load” off your mind !
But they’re all nonentities…..
IS there a bigger Cabinet nonentity than Straw? If so, I never heard of him (Geddit?)
The only sane choice, which one of this hopeless bunch is preparing to flee before Bunker Brown shuts the doors?
Brownfall…I can’t wait.
Darling looked like thunder yesterday
That was down to his eybrows Anon, but you are right, he was a very, very cross man indeed…
So would I be with so few toys to play with and all that blame!
If you see somebody coming out of Downing Street with a nokia shaped wound, then you’ll know.
You won’t see it if it’s Mandy
a nokia wont even touch the sides – in fact he could easily accommodate the laser printer
Well you know what they say about something that is too good to be true……
Probably be someone anonymous like Ainsworth.
My thought exactly…
He hasn’t got the guts.
He’s got plenty of gut though.
would anyone notice?
no.
Would anyone care?
no
The Army would notice… IQ of the Defence Ministry would rise markedly until the next brain-dead time-serving drone was appointed.
If he goes they win.
show me that fanny eileen. show me that fucking growler!!
I always thought you prefered a piece of Dick, right up the dumb trumpet.
that is probably because you are gay, innit.
no, that is just one of your own homosexual fantasies.
is that you gordon?
on balance I think the second insult was the best one.
tat did you used to write for the Peoples Friend perchance ?
no.
could means
it wont happen
Not Postie, Straw or Milliband (D) all in the house of Commons today.
Mandleson has denied rift on strategy so not him.
It sadly won’t be Gordon or Balls, nor Cooper.
Tessa Jowell has seemed unhappy in recent weeks so that is my bet.
No, she’s their Olympic star.
i want to see your olympic star contessa.
TaT. your pills for the Tourettes – they’re overdue
7.26pm is not me GOM.
for fucks sake keep up old man.
A double entendre? Tat doesn’t do double entendres.
you want a double entendre contessa? I’d give you one.
The only star tat has any real interest in is the chocolate star.
PLEEESE!-Mr Blobby must remain as leadah und Fuehrer of nuLabah to save the country-only he can do it!!
Well he has cured global warming. Since he came back from Copenhagen the entire Northern Hemisphere has been freezing!
climate
change
too fucking hard to grasp what an extreme is cripple?
consider yourself on warning for your scientific fuckwittery spastic
you may now go
and so the first blow was struck against grendel brown.
Lonely honey?
Be there soon.
everyone loves the neocons as much as AC1 loves taking it up the chuff
innit?
twat,
It’s not me successfully making your more insane than normal.
I hope it’s Straw.That will mean it’s over for Brown.
What about Hilary?
Isn’t Clinton American?
Straw carries the political weight to really finish him off….if Straw walks the fat lady really has sung.
Straw is a Spineless Coward C*nt !
Oh Shit! That’s me fucked then.
Channel 4 reporting new anti-Brown cabinet plot.
http://blogs.channel4.com/snowblog/2010/01/05/cabinet-ministers-in-new-plot-to-oust-brown/
Dat’s wacist!
EVERYTHING’s racist according to Harridan Harpoison.
yes i belive she only likes Black Cock ! now thats racist !
Johnson IS a good guitar player.
Tenner says it’s Jim Murphy.
I will take that – Murphy is just too insignificant to be noticed, surely?
Dunno. He hates Brown and is likely to lose his seat at the next election so has nothing to lose. And, despite being admittedly insignificant, is still a cabinet minister.
Sound reasoning.
I hate that Huhne Murphy. I really do. Even more than Bradshaw. The way he stood in the Commons and lied repeatedly over Lisbon made me puke. I hope he is resigning to go away and die somewhere.
Murph’s one of the Gorgon’s henchmen.
There is no-one on the Labour front bench with the courage or the sense to quit.
These dregs are tribal Labour through & through.
If someone is going it is because it benefits them in the long run – not because it is “the right thing to do” – (TM – G. Brown – patent pending)
suggesting a move up the ladder of Eurocrats for Peter, no longer British, new european royalty
eurorats leaving a sinking brit?
They will bottle it – again
But it will be fun watching them
Liebour children all fighting in the play ground again as the school burns down, don’t expect any results though.
Harman is daft enough.
Phwooooaaaaarrrr !
Me ? I’m related to Lady Longford – I would never do something so plebeian
maybe you should
You do jack dromey and he is plebian
Mandelson has been far too quiet – so might well be him.
The gurning freak Miliband is an outsider, but he just looks more like the type to let someone else do the dirty work so he doesn’t ruin his suit, the nonce.
Ainsworth doesn’t know how to breath without notes so I doubt he’s the one.
Balls is just too far up his master’s arse to let the priviliges and the cash go West.
Cooper likes the money too much. Well, that and shagging a certain other person other than her hubby to care
Johnson? Perhaps. Possibly mislead by others with some hollow promises I reckon.
Darling is hanging on by his fingernails at times. He must be bloody near breaking point if Balls has been interfering again – quite likely after the Conservative budget hole announcment that didn’t really take off yesterday.
Does Cooper do DP then?
DP=?????
Don’t ask – although it would disprove all those ‘lady boy’ inuendoes wouldn’t it !
Er, not really!
double penetration…something similar to what Gordon has been doing to the country for over a decade.
It isn’t someone’s initials, more to do with two on one, as it were.
Daily Politics?
Double penetration.
Oh god I feel sick… Not so much Yvette, but who else apart from Ed?? Urg….
No, JP. Prezza!
“Cooper likes the money too much. Well, that and shagging a certain other person other than her hubby to care”
More please on the second part….
Gentlemen gentlemen please restrain yourselves over these Cooper and someone else (ie no-one else) libels; do you not realise how like Draper and Macbride you sound.
I thought truth was a defence against libel.
Xant wait for Cooper to get caught suckig of ********. Ed will be fucking furious when he finds out !
Just ask her Ed where she was that late night !
She was helping Santa empty his sack recently.
Cruddas.
Isn’t in the cabinet.
Oh yeah…
..or did you mean he’s the one getting seconds from mrs B ?
That’d be spelt crud arse then, wouldn’t it
Lets hope its McBust or Lord of the Rings Mangledbum
also Mangled bum should announce another bank holiday to replace bonfire night to commemorate the demise of the worst prime minister in history !
Ed Millibnad making a statement on Copenhagen and saying he is disappointed. But he thinks the accord is progress.
my unrivalled political antenna tells it will be robin cook. you read it here first.
fuck off you thieving bastard.
do not steal my name or you will suffer the consequences.
Who, me?
no backchat.
Said tat meekly. On account of him having the dentures out ready for action. Trouble is he never gives up till he has had a litre or so.
your posts are just a load of shit.
you fucking idiot.
Lost your Mojo tat? getting harder to battle the wave of derision that now meets your pathetic observations, and futile predictions of Bollox. Anyway TaT, feel the Hate.
nike: please refer to my previous post.
thankyou.
Refer to all the non tat friendly points. You are timed out. Over the hill. Spent.
I am not here to make friends you dimwit, I am here to get results.
the highest standards are required.
so that counts you out.
Insipid posting has become your signature.
a) Vote Independent – The Sausages Party
b) Hung Parliament – Doesn’t read or understand Polling Stats
c) Brown Nose all posters that show faint interest
d) Use multiple personas to confuse
e) Post obnoxious items and claim it wasn’t you
f) Attack anyone who is new, or has a valid POV
g) Unempathetic use of the following words.
Cripple
Spastic
Retard
Crack
Whore
Tart
Bitch
Slag
Bitch
Dancing
Esther
Sausages
Hung
Parliament
Rearrange in any order with joining up words ad nausem. You must be very proud.
Surely you should be working on your fantasy blog?
dear fan,
thankyou for following my posts so closely and for listing the content of my comments so concisely.
in the future, students of politics will study the pages of this place and discuss if and how this blog influenced the outcome of the 2010 General Election which will be a hung parliament and Esther Rantzen will win Luton South.
but in a way you are right. I have commented here for some time now and have covered most aspects of British politics and policy and the danger of repetition is a dangerous and avoidable one and I have other matters I wish to concentrate on in my life.
and so I depart and wish the reader well. it has been a blast motherfuckers.
goodbye Guido.
best regards,
thick as thieves
ffffffff. batty boi. you tek dis real mons blacksnek up da batty, snowflake whiteboi. forreal. aaaaight?
A-EEERRKK!!! RAARSECLARTMEHEARTIES! JABOO! (skank) (bogle)(squeetle)
Go find some friends you boring prick. (fuckle offle)
No way – I heard it was John Smith
you fucking are john smith you fat c’unt.
Donald Dewer ? didn’t he slip on the snow ?
that’ll teach e’m not to grit the fucking roads !
Sorry It’s Mo Mowlam
Not long now until this pile of Labour shit are consigned to history.
…and what’s in it for the “sympathetic minister”?
I’m sure he’s not going to resign without some sort of remuneration? The Lords Perhaps?
Mandy is busy planning a new Bank holiday. Good cause but another June iss-up?
O/T Love this… http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8441040.stm
So. People are queueing up to see Tony get his just desserts at this enquiry. What a popular man he’s become since he left No 10.
We can only hope that something incriminating will be found, but I’m not holding my breath. These shysters are above the law.
Ticketmaster is offering them at premium prices and Ebay has opened a bid.
What’s the betting that more than expenses claims were destroyed when the Man without Ethics left No 10?
Dont worry… remember Labour’s campaign against Lady Porter for moving council tenants to less expensive accomodation?
Labour have allowed uncontrolled immigration to get “more of their type of people” into britain to vote. It is called Gerrymandering at best and treason at worse.
Labour will face criminal charges – and they know it. Thats why they will do anything to prevent Cons getting in.
First piece of legislation for day one of the new government, amend the law to make treason a capital offence once more, with death by guillotine in a public place.
Fucking Iceland !
the cheeky Bastards refusing to pay back 2.3 billion quid they owe us
that takes the fucking buscuit
i’m buying my frozen pizzas from ASDA from now on !
too right. i’m going to keep my job cleaning bogs for asda too. fuck you iceland.
Another failed item on the Governments agenda. !
FFS they bailed out the Icelandic banks & now the Huhnes wont pay it back .
You have to fucking laff or you’ll end up topping yourself
At least the Icelandic government are respecting democracy and giving their people a say in something.
Where the fuck was our referendum on the banking bailout? Who asked us if we minded bailing out fuckwits who put their money in too-good-to-be-true foreign bank accounts?
Gordon Brown has been shamed and shown to be a complete fuckwit.
Every time Labour gets in they declare war on Iceland.
Labour crashed Icelandic banks that didnt default – Iceland doesnt owe us. We owe iceland.
I thought we lost the last Cod War?
Yep.
Labour have never won a war.
i can’t stand Lie-Bore But
you borrow money you pay it back !
simple
to welch on the deal is fraud
and the fact the population dont want to pay it back means they are a country of crooks
and their international credibility will be shit
and i think we can vito their entry into the EU
why we would want to do that though is beyond me ,as its where all crooks belong !
the country didn’t borrow the money their banks did.
be careful about ASDA they donated a million to Labour
As bad as Tesco, but not quite as bad as Sainsburys.
thats the last fucking time i shop there then !
I guess, Dubai is already screwed, but this doesn’t bode well for their latest investment….
‘the Prime Minister visited the site of a new super-port on the Thames Estuary near Thurrock. With a £1.5 billion investment by DP World, it will form Europe’s largest combined deep-sea port and logistics park. The 1,500-acre park will create 12,000 construction jobs, and eventually 36,000 posts.
The Business Secretary hailed the project as “a vote of confidence in economic recovery”. During a walkabout, Mr Brown said: “Nothing that the Conservatives say adds up, and that’s what the election is going to be about.”’
I used to have a subscription to DP World.
“Nothing that the Conservatives say adds up”
From a man who who has run up a 1.4 trillion pound deficit. He is mathematically illiterate.
And “It’s not one of the usual suspects”
Mmmmm….if it was Darling that would blow the fucking doors off. Too risky. May do some damage to President McFuckwit and that would never do.
Probably Jowell then – you know the one, the bitch that’s so fucking rich she don’t even notice when the mortgage has been paid off.
Ah, yes. Tessa. The one with the unlimited Olympics cheque book. About time she was pensioned off.
No. Wrong again.
It’s a geezer.
Can’t be jowelly Jowell. She may have a face like a bull dog licking piss off a thistle but she’s definitely a double X.
So. Not Ainsworth (too stupid), not Balls (slave dog), not Darling (mega-ton stuff), not Mandelson (won’t want the legacy), won’t be Straw (not a coherent thought in his body let alone a principle), not a Milliband (cowards to a chromosome), not Benn (what would Daddy say?), not Hattie (paying the long game), not Byrne (again far too far up the Brown bottom), not wee Duggie Alexander (doesn’t know what day it is for most of the time), can’t be Murphy (let’s face who the fuck would notice?), can therefore only be…..the right honourable rich as fuck Shaun “I’m sure I have a house somewhere round here” Woodward!
Perhaps he wants to come back to Dave now Labour are shafted.
And if he does, I, and my fellow countrymen, fully expect and command Mr Cameron to tell him to fuck off. Double quick.
Macshane, believe me
Mandy may simply want the historical vanity cache of a Hestletine moment?
This is the list from labour.org.uk. Shall we make a book??
Correct as at 5 June 2009
The Cabinet is the group of senior government ministers who are responsible for implementing the government’s manifesto pledges.
Cabinet meetings are chaired by the Prime Minister at Downing Street once a week.
The Cabinet is bound by collective responsibility, which means that all its members must abide by and defend the decisions it takes.
Cabinet ministers are appointed by the Prime Minister and chosen from Labour’s MPs or peers.
Prime Minister, First Lord of the Treasury and Minister for the Civil Service
The Rt Hon Gordon Brown MP
Leader of the House of Commons and Lord Privy Seal; Minister for Women and Equality
The Rt Hon Harriet Harman QC MP
First Secretary of State, Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills and Lord President of the Council
The Rt Hon Lord Mandelson
Chancellor of the Exchequer
The Rt Hon Alistair Darling MP
Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs
The Rt Hon David Miliband MP
Secretary of State for Justice and Lord Chancellor
The Rt Hon Jack Straw MP
Secretary of State for the Home Department
The Rt Hon Alan Johnson MP
Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs
The Rt Hon Hilary Benn MP
Secretary of State for International Development
The Rt Hon Douglas Alexander MP
Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government
The Rt Hon John Denham MP
Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families
The Rt Hon Ed Balls MP
Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change
The Rt Hon Ed Miliband MP
Secretary of State for Health
The Rt Hon Andy Burnham MP
Secretary of State for Northern Ireland
The Rt Hon Shaun Woodward MP
Leader of the House of Lords and Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster
The Rt Hon Baroness Royall of Blaisdon
Minister for the Cabinet Office, and for the Olympics and Paymaster General
The Rt Hon Tessa Jowell MP
Secretary of State for Scotland
The Rt Hon Jim Murphy MP
Secretary of State for Work and Pensions
The Rt Hon Yvette Cooper MP
Chief Secretary to the Treasury
The Rt Hon Liam Byrne MP
Secretary of State for Wales
The Rt Hon Peter Hain MP
Secretary of State for Defence
The Rt Hon Bob Ainsworth MP
Secretary of State for Transport
Lord Adonis
Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport
The Rt Hon Ben Bradshaw MP
it’s hain, isn’t it.
If you’re the real tat, I can’t see anybody flocking to vote for Phain, ergo, no hung Parliament.
if you are the real bunter I can’t see decent people flocking to vote for a pair of millionaire housing benefit cheat wankers like gideon and dave.
dave and gideon have failed to connect.
oh dear.
hung parliament it is then.
Do you really think anyone would vote for Hain except for a few taffy’s, you dumb fuck?
do you only ask questions and never answer them?
you dullard.
Said the dullard, and serial bore. Why don’t you treat yourself to your brand new blog. You can take Concrete, Nell, Barefoot, and that fine feathered friend of yours.
I can only conclude that you are unemployed/early retired. Have had huge addiction issues. Live in a block of flats. Have a black and white TV. Never engage with neighbours. Can’t remember your last holiday. Hate women, unless you don’t feel threatened. Are permanently angry with the World. Have a hole in your soul, that is impossible to requite. Do us all a favour and leave your flea pit, go down to Comet and get yourself a new digital TV. There are many fine programmes to watch, which won’t tax your low brow intellect too much.
That list is like staring at a beautifull box of chocolates
and only being allowed to pick one !
Well said, Sir!
I’ll have the double fudge please.
The Ms Cooper speciality. Happy to oblige.
thick as thieves does not use capital letters.
study closer before you steal from me.
Maybe Byrne cant take any more humiliation after Newsnight, last night.
Wasn’t that delicious, wiped the fucrking supercilious wide eyed smirk of the smug gunts face.
I reckon it’s Arthur Bassenthwaite MP. He’s been a hard liner for many a year and, even though he’s dead, has been elected in the last two elections on account of his stand on europe. Not a fan of Brown, his sister put him up for some teasing tricks in the HoC toilets with Brown, who got very angry and threw a civil servant out of the window.
It’s a certainty it’s him.
Could be. He got a 26,712 majority when they added up all the postal votes.
That’s not a bad turn-out from half a dozen council houses!
5 of which are boarded up.
What about the other three?
I’ll wait for the report on newsnight,our prime journalistic institution….well perhaps not
it could be …from his wikipedia entry i see he has been very upset by brown’s class war as he truly enjoyed his time at cheltenham ladies college, and he really feels for the working man ever since his jester’s son died in an unfortunate incident whilst delousing his fighting bear in the bell tower……..
Hmm, do any of them have the Balls to resign?
All of them are career arse-kisses and Nu-Labour sycophants. Just what would get them motivated to resign?
Money and status. And plenty of it.
Brown is going nowhere
You’re right, but why spoil the party?
Fucking gorgeous. I’d give it one.
Edd Ball’s Would !
Dam site better looking than what he’s got !
he looks better than gordon did on sunday in the andrew marr show ,michael
How quickly you forgot Richard Timney!
Sorry, I was having a painter’s plank.
Got it! It’s Liam Byrne!
byrne hasn’t got a fucking spine BFC.
no way is it byrne.
No way it can be LIArworM !!!
He’s far too busy preening himself in his posing pouch.
He’ll be grinning inappropriately , as usual.
Serious snow heading for southern England and likely to bring total chaos.
Met Office warning:
“There is a high risk an extreme weather event affecting parts of southern England this evening and overnight. A period of exceptionally heavy snowfall is expected with accumulations pf 15-30cm and perhaps in excess of 40cm. This is expected to cause widespread disruption to the transport network and could lead to problems with power supplies. “
Day off tomorrow then.
Nice.
Watch out 16 inches is coming your way!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/weather/6937024/More-than-16-inches-of-snow-to-fall-across-south.html
As the donkey said to the Nun
Oooh you are awful…but I like you.
This global warming is a pain.
think how cold it would be without manmade global warming.
We need more adverts on prime time tv to tell everyone. They can be paid for with defence cuts.
I wouldn’t suddenly start to trust the “Met “BBQ Summer, Mild Winter” office.
Hope their budget is slashed. Superannuated time-serving shits.
That Lisa Burke on Sky has a warm front though.
We’ve already had 12″ up norf so your welcome to it !
i notice all sky and bbc reporters are in places where 2or 3 inches have fallen so they can all get home ok
they were in south manchester where they had about 3″ but not in north manchester where we had 12″
While you are all arguing and fighting over who should be top dog and how they are going to get there, or whether to dump your gilts for gold, or where to buy your latest property, please spare a thought for the freezing elderly poor.
Of course you salve your consciences with announcements about winter allowances, cold weather payments and “increases” here there and everywhere, but the truth is that me, and thousands like me, simply may not make it through the night.
Never fucking mind.
It’ll free up some space in the fucking post office.
And possibly free up the NHS a little.
Labour have freed up loads of spaces at loads of post offices. After promising at election after election to protect the post offices, they closed loads of them.
You are a Huhne.
Get all your Gold sold then! You are probably sat on a fortune.
OAPs get a 10pound winter fuel payment? What are they complaining about?
SHITHEAD.
Vote Labour!
Lots of snow in Korea too.
It must be pretty nippy.
nippon is in japan
Maybe you wanna have a look at the Telegraph website
If labour makes a political meal out of what’s just been put up there, they will probably have got information that the phone call could be traced to a mobile phone antenna close to the involved house.
But then it could still be a set up
telegraph website: Headline! Worst weather for 50 years ! ?????????
Don’t panic Mr Mainwaring! Lord Hunt say’s we have plenty of gas in storage.
Probably time to start felling a few trees.
Labour is fucked.
Its polling is fucked. Its finances are fucked. Its credibility is fucked.
The Labour front bench knows this. So does the electorate, who, unlike, the hypocrites in the cabinet, have not been immune to the effects of Labour’s demolition of our society, freedoms, values, and prosperity.
Labour does not have a snowball’s chance in hell of winning the next election.
There is simply too little time remaining to bleach the Brown stain from Labour’s character.
They all know that Brown is the best weapon the Tories could hope for.
Any minister who resigns now will see his bravery rewarded in the weeks to come with blame for the forthcoming electoral catastrophe. It’s a complete hiding to nothing. Why sacrifice a few extra weeks of never-to-be-repeated troughing?
And what kind of fucking loser would the job?
The Labour back-benches are a bunch of talentless shits with nothing to fall back on. I’m sure they know which side their bread is buttered. I’m sure they are worried about losing their jobs. But getting rid of Brown now will not help this. (And anyway, they simply do not have the power to do it, Labour being what it is).
None of them are thinking about the country or even their party any more. They are simply dithering about how to save their own skins.
Gordon will be dragged kicking, screaming, and lying through his teeth, to the election by nothing other than time itself.
His final humiliation will be entirely self-inflicted: expected a thoroughly undignified post-election speech of denial, blaming the media and the voters themselves.
i said Broooooon McBust would be gone by march
but it’s way tooooo late
others will have to go as well !
if they want to save more than a few stronghold seats
yep; agree.
In particular I agree about what his post-election speech will be. It will be a 100% denial of reality. It’ll go along these lines…..
“The voters fell for the tory lies, the voters didn’t vote against me/labour, they voted for a tory-wonderland that they were promised but which can’t be delivered. In time the voters will see that I was right and that everyone else on the planet is wrong. But God bless the BBC for fighting my corner anyway, and God bless me, for I am the son of God. Peace be with you. I’m quitting now, and I’m off to Barbados to live in luxury with your money; cheers. ps: Dave, I left a pile of my own shit in the breadbin at number 10 for you. Enjoy.”
For a simple comparison of labour vs private enterprise thinking, you only need look at that big white tent in London.
Labour gave us the Millennium Dome. The joke of millennium celebrations the world over. A big fat ugly fucktocracy of a bollocksy bunch of bullshit on a collosal scale.
Private enterprise took the dome, turned it into the O2 Arena and it is the best concert venue on earth.
Right there you have the difference. There is no excuse for it. Labour had a blank piece of paper to create something amazing. They instead took a semi-reasonable tory idea, dumbed it down, put the cost up, wrecked what was going to be celebrated inside and created a bland, meaningless, national embarrassment.
Private enterprise took that embarrassment and created a massive success out of that wreckage.
They also got us the olympics by telling us Not One Penny Of Public Money Will Go Into It !
Gordon asked me to pass this message on to you:
I’m glad you like the dome.
The current budget deficit is running at a sufficiently high rate to build a new new dome every day.
Wouldn’t that be great?!
Tories are going to do a Lady Dame Shirley Porter on Labour – they know it.
Can anybody imagine if there were talks of a Tory split? It would be headlining the broadcast media all over the fucking shop, especially the BBC.
EXCLUSIVE SCOOP
The Minister concerned is the Secretary of State for Health, Andy Burnham,who is being urged to lead the Labour Party by several “heavyweights”
FIRST WITH THE SCOOPS
Burnham is very ambitious and is pally with Tessa Jowell, James Purnell and Ruth Kelly. However, he is gaffe prone and not known for bravery.
Andy Burnham – ‘well qualified’ in Health – just look at all this ‘work experience’…
“After the 1997 election, he was briefly a Parliamentary Officer for the NHS Confederation from August to December 1997, before taking up the post as an administrator with the Football Task Force for a year”!
5 months – Wow!
“…….by several “heavyweights”
You mean Charles Clarke?
I think you mean super heavyweight
Wasn’t he the twat that was booed at Anfield?
Booed at Anfield,booed at Arromanches by D Day veterans – it runs in the Labour family.
That’s the little Liverpud with the eyelash extensions and mascara yes?
You could be right with Burnham. Is that the one with the ‘mascarraded’ eyelashes – because he’s ‘worth it’? I get confused between him and the disgustingly conceited L Byrne.
yeah, it looks like he has had mascara tattooed on. What a fucking Joke.
Heavyweights? Must be Jacqui Smith and Prescott who are urging him on!
He’ll have to stop using the mascara.
Not many candidates so it should be able to work out. Harman and Jowell both attended last summer’s Women Against Gordon meeting, but got brided off. Jim Murphy is known to dislike Brown. Postie and Darling look very pissed off at the moment, but aren’t the dagger-wielding types. Mandleson has been sidelined and is a longer term Brown-hater. Denham’s got form and has also been sidelined.
I think the rest of the cabinet are too frightened or loyal to Gordon.
We know the only type of SWORD Mandleson would INSERT into BROWN
I don’t eat pork.
Gordon does.
TaT does,
Turned out nice again!
Nope, not gonna happen.
They’re all spineless wretches and too interested in banking all the ££’s they can before oblivion.
It’s a rumour and nothing more I’ll bet.
Very nice to see labour imploding.
The ironic thing is that Brown’s concentrating solely on his “core vote”, yet he doubled the tax rate of his core-vote because he was too stupid to understand basic maths and ignored everyone who told him that his maths was simply wrong.
Even his core voters think that the labour party’s fucked things up worse than anyone else ever possibly could.
Only fat cat union leaders and labour gravy-train politicians/civil-servants still think the labour party should be voted for, everyone else would rather have skewers inserted into their eyes than vote for labour.
They are so completely and utterly fucked no matter what they do, and it’s all 100% their own fault for making everything they touch turn to shit the last 13 years due to their complete negligence, stupidity, and arrogance, and I’m going to enjoy watching what’s coming to them at the election.
Labour/Brown; I really hope you suffer on every front, because you deserve to hang for what you’ve done to this country, you fucking bastards.
An excellent summary of the situation
Perhaps a tad too sensitive and respectful towards New Labour
Nonetheless we sympathise with one’s sentiments somewhat
Forrard !!!!
“you deserve to hang “…yes …by your balls,michael.
“Told by a weary Labour loyalist, that it is “probably bollocks, who knows…”.”
And your Labour “scoops” are normally so reliable.
usually when they say that, it means, “watch the news, its coming”
Would that be coda for Ed Balls?, no I suppose not, not exactly noted for their sense of humour are they.
wouldnt be surprised if its a fake thing designed to get rumours swirling that Labour is in total disarray, well its working.
the Tories are looking good, holding together, coming out with comprehensive policies and Labour,, well, are fighting like sacks in a ferret, off message and swinging in the wind.
How does that look in the news.
really? are the tories really holding together and looking good? i though cameron had the rug pulled from under him yesterday. he initially batted away the darling document as junk quite successfully, but the married couples allowance came back to bite his arse.
compared to Labour, a sheep looks coherent.
compared to Labour, even the LibDems start to make sense.
Get back to your rainbow
VAT ? Darling fucked that up and screwed Balls and Brown at the same time but watching Pravda you would have never known it
Daves not doing a bad job ,I’d say he’s definately on the right track, but he needs to make sure all his MPs are singing off the same songsheet or thery’re just fodder for the permanently baying BBC lynchmob.
Also Daves team seem to be learing the lingo with strong worded rebuts of Labs B/S.Good Lads/Lassies their finally learning how to defend themselves(about friggin time too imo)
Dave even sounds more alive and speaks with more conviction I noticed yesteday.Seems Daves learning that People naturally rally around those percieved to be leader material.Not bad not bad at all.
if you think a bargain basement Tony Blair impersonator speaks with conviction then you’ve lost your marbles or are one gullible fucking idiot
And did those feet in ancient times… is this my moment? I don’t know.
But what I will say is this: Please somebody hold me back. I mean it, hold me back. I’m bloody up for it.
Anybody? Please will you hold me back?
Hold you down more like – nutter…
UGH! That would mean touching something as revolting as Jacqui Smith!
I thought she had a marginal seat.
Hey, let’s ask Twitter who it is. Twitter will know!
All Twatters should be sterilised/castrated. Improve the gene pool and all that.
Could the resignation be due to this?
http://www.annaraccoon.com/politics/euro-mediterranean-partnership-the-eurabian-sea/
Europe seals the deal with North Africa. (Helped by Mandelson)
Without telling us.
Change from within Dave?
(Thanks to Anon on previous thread)
Ditching Brown is gonna be difficult because they will have to explain to Brown loyalists why they did it, probably losing more labour voters also they will still have to defend Browns record and by ditching him they are admitting that he screwed up the UK after they called him the economic whizz that saved us.
its all a bit of a clusterfeck.
Bob Roberts from Worcester would definitely have something to say about that, and Alan from Beverley wouldn’t be too pleased either.
How come they work in the same office?
THERE MUST BE SOME REASON THAT MANDELSON HAS RECYCLED THE STORY ABOUT THE BANK HOLIDAY FOR THE QUEEN’S ANNIVERSARY THINGY IN 2012 FROM THE CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS…
Something is afoot, mark my words….
Very perceptive my friend !!!
We’re all Queens together !
Consider your words marked !!!
Its my plonker but I don’t use it as a rule.
They probably want to mark the day as Labour Day, a bit like May day for the Ivan’s, so we don’t forget them in a hurry, believe me I will never forget or my kids, their kids and their etc because they will paying for Nu Lab’s incompetence for ever!!
Brown has to be lucky EVERY day for the rest of his life…….
If I had a verified Terminal disease, I would have my 15 minutes of Fame. Brown would be slotted by me or other associates. It would be my parting gift to the Nation.
I don’t intend to have any other scenario to enact that particular daydream fantasy.
Brown has them over a barrel though, he is the only one who can call the election, they try to ditch him, he calls the election immediately, its a given. Guaranteed up yours response.
“brown has them over a barrel” woops ….bad chice of words…but i think i know what you mean,michael.
you talkin to yourself mate?
Gordon or Nick?
Not Alistair Darling, he’s in the Commons speaking about the fiscal responsbility bill, so is Liam Byrne.
No sign of Murphy, Jowell, Harman or Burnham.
My money is on it being Mark Thompson.
Gideon wouldn’t pay him more than the PM anyway.
Evidence that Gordon always was a prat and no good at predicting the future:
He did the jaw-drop and the ill-timed grin in those days too. His hair was better though.
cock
You have to giggle…
Well, he was right wasn’t he?
Hahahahaha.
That’s the first time I’ve seen that.
What a complete fucking twat.
Hmm, mandate to Govern, or should that be Govan… Mr unelected.
Bit like watching those movies of Hitler in the 1930′s,wondering what would have happened if one of the many plots to kill him had ever been successful…….
Love the way the ‘Con Hold’ banner pops up just as McTwat is telling us the Conservatives ‘have lost the election’.
The only resignation I don’t want to hear about is gordon’s. I really want to see him face an election just once.
If he doesn’t he will spend the rest of his life saying that he ‘has saved the world and was much loved by his people’
His ego needs a sharp blast of reality.
yes, but he only gets this from three on the little pink ones and one of the big red ones,michael.
No way, he will be viewing any defeat as a victory just as Scargill does……. bothing f8cking idiots !!
oops, should read, they are both f8cking idiots…….delusional and psychotic hehehehehe
Yes Nell, wouldn’t that be a dreadful disappointment, if the gorgon gave up on us now. He’s a renowned coward, so he probably will. Excuse? ‘ Sight on the way out’, OR ‘wants to spend more time with his family’.
More time with rent Boys
it doesnt matter any way cos they will all be out in a few months anyway. and thank fuck for that cos every one of them is an absolute c u n t!
but we will still have liebour policy on the EU, Immigration and Uman Rights as the tories policy is the same as liebour, so im not voting tory any way, UKIP for me
Great news from the gorgon! The ruin says…….. you can change your boiler!
Oh no you can’t. Not yet delayed till 18th Jan. First come first served. You try to get thru
You’re only entitled to financial assistance if your boiler is ‘G’-rated. I wonder how many old boilers, on examination, turn out to be ‘F’-rated, and therefore in need of replacement, but ineligable for a grant?
I’ve looked but mine doesn’t have a G spot
Don’t worry – it may all be just a figment of it’s imagination.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/6925836/G-spot-may-not-exist-say-scientists.html
That’s a shame. I really thought we were getting somewhere!
Gordon Brown tells us that a government which loses its overall majority has lost its mandate to govern:
Handsome chap, wasn’t he!
no he was a Huhne then and is a bigger Huhne now,michael.
thanks for changing the “c” word to hoon,michael.
Er, no.
In the event of Labour losing their majority but Brown still trying to stay in power, I assure you that this video will not be seen anywhere on our services. We’ll just play the one of John Redwood awkwardly singing. And tell a few jokes about Sarah Palin, who caused the global economic crisis which started in america by being a racist.
Every political blog with any sense should show this clip if Brown tries to stay in power after losing his majority.
An evil man then and an even more evil man now.
Gordon Brown – the most hated man in Britain.
Bloody repeats. That’s all you get these days.
Anyone near a telly? Old Holborn says Channel 4 are reporting on an imminent resignation but without a name yet.
Channel 4
Ta.
They’ve been reading this Blog.
I rarely feel envious of Gordon but this is an exception. I long for letters of resignation from most of my colleagues – they have too much on me from the good old days in Oxford for me to fire them. Please, please, please let Osborne quit to become something in the City (and let the city be Chernobyl).
Splits are over a core vote only campaign or one that reaches out to middle England.
Balls favours the core vote campaign because he and others see it as the best way of keeping their seats, which is after all, the only thing that matters to them.
Utterly selfish, yes, but it is the only chance he has of being re-elected, and he can’t be leader if he doesn’t have a seat.
If you are in favour of a political castration, (removal of Balls) you could always donate to the campaign against him.
Remember Mc Bride.
Politics would be vastly improved by the absence of some people.
Indeed. I was saying exactly that to Lord Ashcroft only the other day as I presented him with the Jeffrey Archer Award for Political Probity.
Hmmm yes, I was saying something very similar whilst handing the Jaqui Smith Award for Clean Taxpayers’ residences to Baroness Scroteland.
Archer got a Prison Sentence whereas todays shysters walk away scot free. You obviously think this is progress.
Oh don’t be silly!
There are no splits in the new labour party. We are all in the shit together!
Boing Boing
I deeply resent the use of the West Brom celebration chant. As we all know any self respecting Baggie would lynch a member of either the Labour or Conservative parties on sight.
O/T
Andrew ‘spackmong’ Marr, has another show.
‘The history of now,’
I am prepping a kind of man nappy, so i can piss myself with incredulity.
………..And here we have the beast called Andrew Marr. He dates back to neolithic times when men ran about in their underpants shouting boo at giant animals. He was a hunter, in the classical meaning, and would often chase his ‘kill’ for at least five minutes before giving up. This partly accounts for his diminutive size. But here in Whickers World size doesn’t matter – it’s the pure, unadulterated idiocy of the man that is so endearing to the population of our island, which is why we are now going to put him in the stewing pot and have him for supper….
Not much meat on them fucking bones.
Is this the “History” which Gordon has already written in which all todays financial woes are the fault of a FUTURE Conservative Government ?
That’ll be in the next chapter.
Any sections on errant fathers having children with women that are not their wives?
Fuck it, I Quit!
Body scanners are to be introduced at Heathrow Airport in about three weeks, Home Secretary Alan Johnson has said
He went on to say that he has offered £5 to his lads operating the scanners for a full frontal of Cherie which confirms she has an Argentinian. Scissors she asked Tone for Christmas turned out to be a Flymo
double dare miliband to do it – blair could back him and he could have a fab leadership bid – or just plod behind as usual and in 12 years when the tories get kicked out come back as an mp for sHuhnehorpe.
It’s rare that I’m able to agree with one of Gordon’s policies, but I have to say that the newly announced boiler scrappage scheme could not have come at a better time.
Labour has cancelled one gas storage project after another in the last couple of years.
I know its cold just now, but we only have eight day’s gas supply remaining anyway, so we might as well start scrapping out boilers without delay.
Labour: It’s time to start burning the furniture.
(Or else relocate to your tax-payer funded second home with its newly-installed AGA).
Around the world in eighty days (he just has been) with Passepartout (no passport)
Philias Fog (sic) has got to keep the old boiler in the clapped out steamship clunking over until April, no problem about the Gas supply, just put more furniture on the fire and rip out all the fittings too, burn baby burn, will he make it last until the clock strikes twelve?
There will not be a tree left in this country by the election if they run out of gas.
Can’t they just connect Nick Brown’s arsehole to the grid?
spunk doesn’t burn.
Brilliant observational skills. Nice one AC
Don’t panic yet – that’s the reserve. We’ve got supplies coming in regularly as LNG (Liquified Natural Gas) from the Gulf, and our own North Sea and Morecambe Bay reserves still producing. We should be OK – but it is a bit tight.
Other European countries hold stocks – up to three months worth – but we rely on continuity of supply. Applications are in for the construction of additional storage, but await approval from government, and planning permission. We should be OK in about two to three years time….
Energy policy? What’s one of those?
gas holders look empty round our way
But first, we shut down industry. So is that your definition OK. More destruction of our industry.
anyone got any tips on how I might sell my rented bedsit?
Fake tat alert. That post exercised the mind. Thicky never makes you think. He is just an irritant with no prospects of ever being fashionable or engaging.
The plot is in the debate that a plot is being planned – who stands to win?
Mandleson. He’s trying to scare Brown into giving him a bigger role and reining Balls in.
Woah there me boys, better form of transport than a couple of horses, trot on.
UKIP, Greens, Lib Dems, B…N…P, small tories and a small labour force will be the parliament of the future. Maybe not this election but soon enough the big three voters base will crumble to dust.
Give it a rest, your UKIP esque trolling has been long rumbled. ‘ex tory’ my arse.
I guess that means there are still tories whose conditioning is so deeply entrenched that they cannot see what is blindingly obvious.
IF you are a conservative person, if you have conservative beliefs, if you are in favour of liberty, democracy, small government, low taxes, a dynamic economy driven by a robust and dynamic culture of private enterprise, if you practice self-reliance and are proud of our heritage, our Magna Carta, Bill of Rights, and our idividual sovereignty, then you cannot possibly support Cameron’s profoundly anti-British faux conservative party.
If you want a more efficient dictatorship, less rights, less freedoms, a continuation of the politically correct fascism and health and safety fascism, in short a more efficient version of Brown’s labour party, then vote conservative.
I live in hope that it is Shit Head Malik who is going but his greed and ambition to be the first muslim prime minister knows no bounds.
I just cannot understand the attitude of some of our party’s members to the Muslim community. I admire many of their cultural beliefs – especially those toward women which closely reflect those of the Bullingdon Club.
Making all the ugly ones wear Darth Vader outfits is a nice touch.
I’ve got an old boiler. He’s U (useless) Rated. Wonder what I’ll get for him?
Is that you Sarah?
Is that you, Darling?
Can I trade my muslim extremist in for a new model and get a £400 rebate as well?
You can trade your old muslim extremist in for a dozen new ones. There are thousands of em flooding in every day.
Buy One Get One Free init
Blow Up, Get 76 free.
Although not sure of the rules if the meat n two veg are missing
Does my bomb look big in this?
He called the B*mb , Little Boy!
Ha! They already won. Airport security are treating EVERYONE as an Islamic Terrorists – even people who clearly arent Muslim.
To check if you have an Islamic IED up y’r bum They are even going to nude scan children.
Islamic Terrorists 3. Western Democracy 0.
They’ll have to get special dispensation if they’re going to photograph children, otherwise the unstable Balls ‘ll be after them.
Tessa Jowell
http://www.newstatesman.com/blogs/the-staggers/2010/01/cabinet-minister-threatened
Wasn’t she the one charged with wet nursing him and making sure he went to bed at the allotted time?
What would her resignation do? – she’s hardly ‘ an important cabinet minister’ is she?
“Tessa is in a good place with Gordon right now,” a well-placed source tells me.
Christ – there IS a good place to be with this fraudster Brown?
The only place for Brown to be is 6 feet underground.
checking him into Broadmoor?
That would really scare the shit out of Ronnie’s last cellmate – or was it Reggie?
Can never remember which was which – the mincing one would be a great cellmate for Brown – would make you fell sorry for the Kray’s!
He deserves to be banged up.
Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white
Some of us have already figured that out for ourselves.
Jack Straw is a code word for being a son of a coward and sucking up to the militant reggies
ACPO supports the Wootton Basset protest March.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1240318/Wootton-Bassett-protest-Top-officer-says-Anjem-Choudary-DOES-right-march.html
Words fail me.
In many places, including Dewsbury, Keighley, and Bradford, the police turn a blind eye to the imposition of sharia law, so it doesn’t surprise me if some of them support a raghead march through Wootton Bassett.
It’s called multi-cultural enrichment and we’re supposed to “celebrate” it.
ACPO knows how far the pendulum (spelt right?) has to swing. Let it have some more momentum. I am sure the Daily Mail will be informed just when the new world order is to start and then marches in Wootten Basset will be ever so strictly controlled.
Sir Hugh Orde was previously CC in Northern Ireland.
Helping morons march into other people’s neighbourhoods just to upset them is his stock in trade.
All Chowdury needs now is to remember to pack his bowler hat.
So, how do you celebrate it?
I helped organise coaches for 400,000 to travel to London to protest
Who’s doing this one to WB?
We can get 5 million down to W-B and if anyone thinks that is bollocks,they are misjudging the mood of We,The People.
This country is on the brink of an uprising and I don’t mean Mandelson’s dick up Brown’s arse
Speak now Brown ! or ………….
The Mother & Father of all Responses?
Come on ACPO – if you think you’re hard enough!
Where did ACPO get its constitutional right to exist from?
New Labia.
From New Labour, and granted special Monopoly rights like expensive to buy Police Reports vital for emmigration. From memory last reported T/O was some £15m. Surplus was some £6m. No dividends reported. very odd really, but explains the laissez faire approach to the March announcement from the Doyley wearers.
We have ignition !
Let’s ignore the 1986 Public Order Act – why don’t we? That could only happen under this failing labour crew!
I can see the Police diverting the Coaches off the Motorways now
Panic will set in – just like the Fuel Protests
The “government” will fall
Choudary !! – Bring it on and soon !!
But – ladies & gentlemen we must beware of the BeanPea potential
fuck off
Calm down everyone, now is not the time for politics!
All hands on deck.
The Civil Contingency Act 2004 will be brought into play for sure – It is Brown’s trump card.
http://www.statewatch.org/news/2004/jan/12uk-civil-contingencies-bill-revised.htm
No election – It’s not the right thing to do !
Did anyone see the CC of South Yorks on ITV News defending his performance re the Doncaster ASBO family? Why are police forces run by a load of Guardian reading cissies? Warped world.
but do we still have a cabinet anyway? gordon is the only one allowed on the telly anyway, from talking about old boilers to climate to economics. Does any one know where any of the other cabinet members are? has he killed them all? and wants to reign supreme after the election?
Thinking the same thing myself – in any normal business,the relevant dept head is posted to make comments – with Brown you will find he takes everything over and interferes – the exact opposite of a good leader.
But we already know he is f’ig useless,so not worth bothering about.
The git is a c*unt and will be beaten to a bloody pulp pretty soon – did you hear that GCHQ?
yes
they’re on the shelf, at the back behind the teapot
“Pimco move to sell gilts raises spectre of a UK sovereign debt crisis
Fears that Britain may be heading for its first sovereign debt crisis since the 1970s hit a new intensity after Pimco, the world’s biggest bond house, declared that it is starting to sell off its holdings of gilts.
“The move is doubly embarrassing for the Government because the head of Pimco’s European investment team is Andrew Balls, brother of Schools Secretary Ed Balls, who is mastering the Government’s re-election strategy. The move will be seen as a financial vote of no-confidence in the Government’s handling of the economy.
“Some accuse the Government of failing to lay out extensive enough plans on how to bring the budget deficit back under control, with the major ratings agencies threatening to downgrade the UK’s credit rating unless the next Government provides more ambitious plans for budget reduction.
Telegraph
The UK economy is fcuked. Brown is just hoping it won’t fall apart before the next election so he can blame the inevitable collapse on the Tories.
Give yourself a Gold Star!
No shit !
The people are in collective debt and industry sold off to foreigners. Our future is slavery.
Its not all bad news. Nestle are going buy Cadbury. Your favourite chocolates will be made more efficiently, economically and with alternative, more effective ingrediants.
2010: the year of the 40% house price crash here in the UK.
Gordon Brown will make sure the crash happens under Tories… So sell before the election
QE is there to ensure property prices dont fall. IT jjust means the pound will tumult instead and they’ll have to fake inflation figures even more than now.
Probably 40% less pay left after bills, so House prices will still shrink, plus inflation will cut off lenders, and/or b4nkrupt state banks.
This is my optimistic outcome…
Frank Field gave an excellent speech in the HOC about an hour ago. He said the electorate have no idea how bad the country’s financial situation is and berated all three parties for their cloud cuckoo land election spending increase pledges.
He predicted the Gordon would hit the fan in February when QE comes to an end. He hoped the government had something up its sleeve.
I too watched it. Frank lambasted them but the MSM will not report it. The Beeb should be headlining with this tonight.
That would be irresponsible.
Fields a Liberal Tory really and should do the right thing and cross the floor…Go on Frank you know you want to….
Dead right.
And look what happened when the tories tried to introduce some honesty about cuts/taxes – panic from the sheep and now Dave has backtracked, ring fencing the NHS etc.
Labour are scum, but they’re smart enough to know how stupid the electorate is and how easy it is to frighten them.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703436504574640244009472018.html?mod=googlenews_wsj
Pimco Executive: 80% Risk of U.K. Downgrade
The U.K. government faces an 80% chance of a credit-rating downgrade if its deficit reduction plans remain as they are, according to Scott Mather, Pacific Investment Management Co.’s head of global portfolio management.
Yields on U.K. government bonds, known as gilts, could rise by as much as a full percentage point when the Bank of England’s bond-buying program ends, he added.
A resignation by anyone other than mandy, militwit or darling will not have any impact on gordon’s position as leader.
mandy has already said he won’t do it, militwit has funked doing it twice and darling wandering around in his comfy cardy and slippers doesn’t seem a likely candidate!!
And before anyone says it – if its harpy harriett who’s going to resign then gordon will be dancing gay gordons all over the hall in No.10 !!!
If the ragheads want to march in Wooton Bassett let them do so on the same day as you give freedom of the Borough to the entire British Army, who will have the right to march through the town with fixed bayonets. Then watch the Islamic Nazi bastards try and protest then.
the dirty cants dont even change out of their pjs in the mornin
Those are NOT PJs; they are our grandmothers’ nighties.
And what about all the millions of so-called ‘moderate’ muslims who are right now busy colonising large parts of Yorkshire, Lancashire and other areas of Britain?
They are the real danger to Britain, not the diversionary tactics of Choudary and Al-Mujarihoun.
Al-mujarihoun is a typo for A huge hairy Hoon.
The moderate ones provide a community & camoflage for the extremists to live in.
Just remember that when you get nudie scanned at the airport.
See 290 above please
From the Italian Job:
“There are a quarter of a million Italians in Britain. And they’ll be made to suffer. Every restaurant, café, ice-cream parlour, gambling den and nightclub in London, Liverpool and Glasgow, will be smashed. Mr Bridger will drive them into the sea.”
Needs updating now though…
Here down near Odiham,home of the Chinooks, it is simply pouring snow from the skies.
At least a foot in just 90 mins has fallen – but this is not new – I am 47 and can remember similar snow storms – global warming? Global bollocks more like.
As for a Labour Minister resigning – bit like Himmler resigning in disgust at Hitler’s leadership.
Off to make some hot tea and cuddle the missus.
Er..the missus is having none of this.
And the snow flakes are as big as cars now.
Not long now before Hampshire is buried whole.
Trying to check when Brown was last down in this neck of the woods.
A whole county buried to death by global warming.
Maybe the ‘how about a nice cup of tea’ foreplay gambit failed to get her in the mood
Let’s hope Godron gets snowed in. May stop him from doing any more damage for a bit.
Gordon, of course. Godron never did me any harm.
Hello there
I said it would snow
and guess what, it’s still frozen in the Arctic
Can I have my pay rise now?
We must resist the temptation of believing an ice age is upon us simply because the Home Counties get weather like the rest of the UK normally deos. Soft southern bastards !
It does rather falsify the “model” of exponential gerbil worming.
You know this is increasingly looking like Blackadder Goes Forth with General Hogmanay-Melchett aka Gordie as mad as a dog and yes there is also a Darling. However there is no cunning plan Mr. B.
Perhaps it’s Darling.
I take it you won’t be sending any pizza to the brave boys of the IDF as they continue with their historic mission of genocide against the people whose land they stole?
Guido and the other shabbas goys will be upset.
I heard on Beeb 24- didn’t catch the details – Mandy inviting himself back ‘tomorrow’ to discuss some announcement or other (not a resignation – at the time, at least). Maybe I’m just clinging onto hope but I wonder if this Tessa business is a distraction and something bigger’s in the offing.
I know Mandy has a rep of being an effective player but he’s been more than a tad lacklustre lately. Suggests he’s not been happy. Which would make him more dangerous, perhaps.
Now snow in Brighton, btw. For those on the ‘fuck, it’s snowing in winter’ tip.
What do you expect? The repulsive Baroness Scotland is just another loyal servant of ZOG doing what she’s generously paid to do.
http://www.christiantoday.com/article/brown.seeks.support.of.christians.ahead.of.general.election/25012.htm
gordon has called for christians to support him ahead of the general election.
Obviously he’s turning his attentions away from political supporters to potential religious one’s – son of the manse and all that!!!!
I presume he will also be seeking the support of that anjem chap with the drink problem who ‘purports’ to represent islam, and that’s why he hasn’t yet banned his proposed march through Wootton Bassett.
http://www.christiantoday.com/article/brown.seeks.support.of.christians.ahead.of.general.election/25012.htm
gordon has called for christians to support him ahead of the general election.
Obviously he’s turning his attentions away from political supporters to potential religious one’s – son of the manse and all that!!!!
I presume he will also be seeking the support of that anjem chap,living comfortably off the state, who ‘purports’ to represent islam, and that’s why he hasn’t yet banned his proposed march through Wootton Bassett.
Yeah, getting the support of people that believe in fairies.
Nice one.
That’s about right.
Thanks for the fucking mod Fawkes.
FFS.
not just an ordinary mod then?? tut tut
He’s modding that sort of thing too now is he?
Maybe if you didn’t use such foul inarticulate language and exercised a little self restraint and respect for the blogging community the modding of your pearls of wisdom would be unnecessary. You need to show some kind of positive contribution to your fellow bloggers, society and the LGBT community. Doing some kind of voluntary work is often very helpful and can widen your horizons given you sense of self worth and fulfilment.
What do you believe in concret pump? Your own shitty little ego and your sad little life, I suppose?
See 391 above you c*nt.
Roll up! Roll up! Queuing for The One and only Fantastic Tony Teflon Show!
Jesus
I guess if you believe in God you could be daft enough to believe in Gord.
Tooth fairies, gnomes, santa, religion, monarchy it’s all bollocks. Why do we pay for faith schools & pay expenses to arse-bandit bishops, cardinals & rabbbis to ponce about in the House of Lords…and legislate!
Fuck tradition, modernise now! The Chinese must be laughing their cocks off.
Scratcher, 1 & 3 shouldn’t be on that list surely?
Tony, what are you doing down here?
I wonder if he can do that fishes and wine trick on the public’s fiances.
As a misleading sentence that ranks with one on a stall in Poole shopping centre “Cricket Box – Freddie Flintoff memorabilia”
Why should Christians support a Marxist Government. Just because the Church of Scotland sold out to Liberation theology in the 1960′s doesnt mean the rest of us did.
By their fruits Gordon, by their fruits !
Yeah, cut his fucking plums off and serve them up on a silver plated platter.
the bible thumpers love Gordo and Daves wars
turn the other cheek and love your fellow man innit?
“The URL is not valid and cannot be loaded”
When are you gonna get this linky shit worked out tat man?
get back to living in sin
“gordon has called for christians to support him ahead of the general election.”
What about nailing him to a cross?
He can’t ban the Wooton Basset march Harriet Harman would never allow it.
Well if Gordoom is supporting christians we’ll all be islam by June…
Aren’t they related? In bred twats. Buy them a banjo FFS.
Are you some sort of fucking idiot?
In fact………don’t bother replying.
concrete pump = useful idiot
all together now cp…….baah baah baah
What’s your beef LOL ?
Don’t assume you know my politics you c*nt.
The politics of Griffo & Co
Rifts between Brown and Darling over what to do with the proceeds of growth.
Brown wants to buy votes, Darling to reduce the deficit.
Arguments about theoretical improbabilities are often major ones.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/election-2010/6938141/These-electoral-games-come-at-a-high-price.html
Darling is a coward and a creep who will do as he is told like he always does.
Don’t forget, it was him who stood up in the Commons and read out the recent PBR.
The proceeds of Growth should go to those who grew the economy. The government had zero to do with it.
What growth are these two idiots Brown and Darling actually arguing over? There hasn’t been any. This is the equivalent of two bald men fitting over a hair comb.
It could be the vat rate reversion that Brown wants to get his hands on to pour additional petrol onto the bonfire of his insane scorched earth debt strategy.
Tessa Jowell to resign tomorrow.
You heard it first here on Guido.
just been announced on TalkSport. Mandelson pre-empted her apparently.
Ed Balls Night Garden Cbeebies
nothing on alja-beeba s(h)ite
Another scoop for the New Statesman.
http://www.newstatesman.com/blogs/the-staggers/2010/01/cabinet-minister-threatened
A resignation from Tessa Jowell will be like a damp squib on Fireworks Night.
Of course if Mandy decided to resign that would be like all the fireworks exploding at once and going off with a BOOM!!!
After that there would surely have to be an early election because labour as a whole would be destabilised.
It may be enough.
Labour is like a house of cards and it won’t take much for it all to fall down.
There are an awful lot of pots coming to the boil all at once.
Protest March
Weather
Grit stocks.
Energy supplies.
Fuel prices and inflation.
Government finances.
Arguments over the election campaign.
MPs and Ministers facing the loss of their seats.
Expenses.
Election timing.
Rifts between Brown and Darling
Rifts between Mandelson and Balls.
Probably arguments between Brown and the Bo E over more QE.
Finding a replacement Cabinet member.
Keeping the Olympics on track and budget.
Even a strong team would be troubled.
and don’t forget;
Brown’s drug stock running low.
Imagine Brown looking like he did a while back – was it after he had spent the night up and then appeared somewhere in the North – hair all over the place,eyelids virtually purple.
There was a photo taken of the ugly one.
About 4 years too late
What she is “leaving” the Cabinet in the same sense that she “Left” her husband the scheming devious Cow !
They’ve run out of grit and salt here in West Yorkshire and the roads have come to a complete standstill. Bloody useless Labour council have spent all the money on their inflated expenses I guess.
the whole bloody country is out of grit – councils don’t have it, homebase don’t have it, tesco, somerfield,sainsbury don’t have it – it’s all gone – fuckwits the lot of ‘em
I heard on the radio that cat litter is equally effective. Plus you could always eat the cat if you’re snowed in without supplies – once you’ve polished off the ‘Felix’ of course.
They mine rocksalt not too far from here. Word on the street is that they can’t load lorries fast enough – it’s going out in convoys. Not helped by atrocious conditions on the M6.
As an engineer I trust you’ve been down the mine. It’s unbelievable……an ideal prison when the salt runs out.
Would be a great epitaph for the gravestone;
“He died eating pussy”
but we bought forward – haven’t paid a penny for one ounce – haven’t moved one ounce – traded a £2 M profit in SIX WEEKS
Another council who believed the global warming guff and cut right down on their salt stockpile.
Will we run out of gas and coal too?
Howm much coal do we produce ourselves?
Apparently we have eight days energy supply left – the companies are warning there are going to be power cuts but gordon is assuring us that no such thing is going to happen.
I know who I believe!!
Don’t know figures, but not that much. Most imported from Australia, Poland, Russia and Columbia.
Power stations can hold significant stocks – not sure how much at the moment.
In the event of a gas shortage would the massive demand on electricity overload the system?
Is it designed to supply all the heating needs of the country as well?
If enough co-conspirators put all our heaters on full blast for the next few days – apart from bankrupting ourselves would/could it bring about a national fuel crisis?
Just imagine the shitstorm that would create in the MSM!
Where’s Scargill when you need him?
In the salt mines.
No GRIT in Yorkshire try Lancashire we’ve plenty
Man U didn’t on Sunday.
lol! 1-0
@375 HL
I believe in science you fucking moron.
Go pray for my soul, you c*nt!
Science has proven that life came from a primordial soup. They proved it in a lab didnt they.
Matter becomes more dense as it cools. Scientific no? Except water – which becomes less dense at freezing. Odd that. Wonder why. Lucky though because life would always be killed as warm water would rise to the surface. Instead ice floats and warmer water sinks to the bottom protecting lthe little fishy wishys.
The square root of -1 doesnt exist – although when you use it, it explains a lot.
Yeah Go science!
Hmmm !! Science today says gspots don’t exist because there’s no scientific proof. Where’s the scientific proof for the existence of souls???
My view is science is often wrong – bit like gordon!!!
I’m more inclined to believe in the existence of souls than in science .
Look at climategate and the current weather patterns!!!!
You know what explains that irritating gravity nonsense ?
magic
You know what evolution is ?
satanic nonsense
You know what Dinsoaurs are ?
Gods little joke to test out faith
Let us read from the book of common ignorance in the Mail and blame not just the immigrants and the poor but them coloureds and those kids with their rap music, hoodies and i-pops
P.Dacre will now lead us in prayer to our Lord Ashcroft, tax exile status be upon him and bless his name
There will soon come a time when the BBC will only transmit INTERLUDES as it did in its early days
It will be incapable of ‘telling’ the truth and will pray for BAD WEATHER to report thereon !!
Praise be to God !!!
Gay Fawker, pull your finger out fat boy, your ‘blame the pol puppets not bankster criminals’ routine is being exposed. The Icelandics are sticking two fingers up to your City bumboy scum chums.
http://market-ticker.denninger.net/archives/1819-Hint-To-Other-Nations-Heres-The-Bill.html
Britain is also weighing in with the following threat:
Myners (the British Financial Services Minister) told the BBC that if Iceland voted against the deal, it would cut itself off from the global financial system and from International Monetary Fund aid for its economy, one of the worst hit by the world bank crisis.
‘The Icelandic people, if they were to reach that conclusion, would effectively be saying that Iceland does not want to be part of the international financial system, that Iceland doesn’t want to have access to multi-national, national and bilateral funding and doesn’t want to be regarded as a safe counter-party with whom to do business,’ Myners said.
Mr. Myners, with all due respect (that is, none), may you be fornicated by a stallion.
“The City” has for literal hundreds of years been the hotbed of bankster corruption, greed and fraud. Your nation is on record (in The Congressional Record no less!) as having sent bankster “representatives” over to this country shortly after it was formed for the explicit purpose of bribing our Congress into being recaptured after you lost the Revolutionary War!
I, for one, am tired of this game of “captured government” and it appears so is Iceland and its people.
Who made the regulatory system that the bankers worked under? Who set up the FSA? Who runs the Treasury? Who removed regulatory responsibility from the BoE?
Poor gordon – 30cm of snow covering most of Britain as he comes back from Copenhagen, Iceland refusing his demands to pay for the profligacy of their private banks, Omaha calling security meetings to discuss gordon’s lies about the Christmas Day bomber, and tonight, rumours that mandy is going to resign.
Anybody else here , hear the sudden thunk of the no10 bunker doors slamming shut just after Fortnum and Mason made a big delivery to the front door of no 10 of haggis and whisky!!
Obviously the poor brown children aren’t going to be taken toboganning in the snow tomorrow by their doting daddy.
that Dave Blair bloke is doing well
innit?
and Who got all the tax from the extra consumption caused by the tax?
Sorry,
caused by the credit regulated into existence.
those over regulated Bankers certainly suffered as they pocketed Billions in bonuses for casino bets on worthless CDS and CLO shit
TwaT
Fuck you!
Right on sir.
The Stallionfcked Myners will be leading a beggars brigade in a fat belly crawl to the doors of the IMF before the election mewling for help with 3 trillion pounds of debt, a gilts strike, a bombed bond market, a drowning pound, rioting on the streets and a decade of depression ahead.
Well done Iceland, tell UK banksters to get slotted.
UK taxpayers should do likewise.
Email support to Icelandic Foreign Ministry – external@utn.stjr.is
Good for Iceland. Banks are just like any other business. If the U.K. wants creditors bailed out in Sterling it should do it itself.
And your country pulled out all the stops to supplant Britain and replace it with your vigourous, republican fraud.
Look to your own bankster government.
Can anybody put pictures of Andrew Marr And Zoonie the Lazoon
next to each other ? i am fucking useless with computers !
there is a striking resemblence
Why do we get involved? It’s not our problem. Fuck em all.
Time for leaders to stop adding ‘War PM’ or ‘War President’ to the CV to get an extra £50k per gig on the lecture circuit.
It’s not your children that get killed you bastards.
One of John McCains kids was in Iraq whilst he was running for pres.
bbc news 24 outlining the fact that expenses changes won’t be delivered until at least Mat 2010.
Reasons given are that Kelly was never going to be ‘just implemented’ rather that debate was neccesary and new laws needed – who said that wasn’t so? – and with potential election within timescale unlikely for new rules to be implemented….
all the grandstanding by Brown stands for nothing – delay upon delay – these bastards should be shot
these bastards should be shot
Give me the gun.
“Told by a weary Labour loyalist, that it is “probably bollocks, who knows…”.
You don’t say?
Which merely leads to the obvious question; who in the Labour Party is known as “Bollocks” and why has he stolen the pet name of Boris?
Well, of course, the only one who comes to mind is balls.
His face and personality fit the name to perfection!!!!
You are learning the lingo well, grasshopper.
a Conservative loyalist said wearily that Dave was “probably bollocks and he knows it”
morons
We don’t have splits in the Labour party, only mild disagreements that we resolve on a gentlemanly basis.
Must remember to join all the dots, and move on.
Gordon, oh Gordon you’ve taken us for fools.
You lied about Prudence and your ‘Golden Rules’.
You plundered our pensions and decimated our savings,
We’re fed up of listening to your ‘global’ ravings.
Blair claimed you’re a genius; he lied to us too.
The ‘British’ economy is in deep doggy-doo.
‘No booms, no busts !’ you used to shout out.
That was all hubris, of that there’s no doubt.
You bang on and on about your Presbyterian daddy,
Born a son of the manse and raised in Kircaldy.
Now how would he regard you, with disgust or with pride ?
Having watched you for years as you stood there and lied ?
You’ve ruined this country, we’ve become a basket case.
Moody’s and the others plan to remove our triple A’s
Yet you’re still in denial, saying we’re ‘uniquely placed’
.Have a long look in the mirror, your reflection is two-faced !
I watched you on Sunday on the Andrew Marr prog,
The look on your face was unusually hang-dog
You said you’d prepared a ‘Decade of Shared Prosperity’.
I think you’re deluded-it would be more Marxist Austerity !
You bored me to tears with your grandiloquent prolixity,
A dull raft of statistics in a broadcast of mendacity.
Then you told us that yours is the Party of aspiration!
You’re clutching at straws, man; that’s total desperation !
As I’m writing this Ode, you’ve gone typically tacit,
Why are you still dithering about Wootton Bassett ?
Stop sitting on the fence, and do something courageous !
That vile, wicked man’s plan is totally outrageous.
You’re just not a Leader, it’s so painfully obvious.
Can’t you grow a pair,man and stop being obsequious ?
For once in your life, think about this once-great Nation,
Name a date we can all march to our local Polling station !
raptastic……
I think Liebour can provide more material before Gordo calls the General Election.
Aiming for a twelve verse epic by then.
I’ll keep you posted ( literally )
I usually skip a comment this wordy but yours was OK. Look forward to next installment.
Blimey – and I thought WE were all the proud haters of Gordon brown – this comes from a Sky thread entitled “Hang Gordon Brown”
Quote from Sky Website;
“i once come up with an awesome idea
we get the entire lot of traitors out under guard and we sell their homes and clothes and all their worldy possessions except for a black jumpsuit, i don’t fancy seeing of the those shrieking females naked in all honesty
we then use that money to buy lots of timber
we then give them a taste of the lash and put them work making a huge hangmans scaffolding – not just any scaffolding a special self sustaining type
this is how its works
we have a phone in to see who starts it off
the first man gets giving a 20kg weight that he need to hold above a certain height and is connected to his trapdoor, the minute he cannot hold it up any more,he does the hangmans jig
(heres the brilliant part)
as he drops through and snaps the rope taut, that taut snapping actions trips the trapdoor of the second man,the second man deals the third and so on and so forth like falling dominoes
traitors executing traitors
not only is it paid for out of their own pockets, the phone in for pole position goes back into the national tax coffers and it requires a single government employee to start it off
and and its carbon neutral!!!!!
a winner all round”
End Quote. – this guy has got to join us here at Guido!
He probably already has ; )
Oi… that was my quote !
Dave the benefit cheat looks and sounds more and more like a Tony Blair drag act every day
voters love Tony
innit?
He’d do anything to win an election.
let us be quite honest about this: there is no-one david cameron would not suck off to become PM.
Said the cocksucker, and defender of the Sausages Party. Remember Brown is CIA?
Would that make Cameron F.B. Ayeeee?
Knobrot
Surely this is dependent on finding a Labour Minister with the guts to go up against the Dear Leader, we would have more chance in N.Korea methinks!
If Tessa Jowell resigned who the fuck would notice?
If Tessa Jowell lived in a house bought with dodgy dosh, who the fuck would notice?
just can’t keep the bloggers down
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/willheaven/100021360/digital-democracy-tory-bloggers-launch-campaign-to-oust-labour-twitter-tsar/
Tessa Jowell
a denial 9.03pm.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Politics/Olympics-Minister-Tessa-Jowell-Denies-Rumours-She-Will-Quit-In-A-Labour-Plot-Against-Gordon-Brown/Article/201001115515022?lpos=Politics_First_Poilitics_Article_Teaser_Regi_0&lid=ARTICLE_15515022_Olympics_Minister_Tessa_Jowell_Denies_Rumours_She_Will_Quit_In_A_Labour_Plot_Against_Gordon_Brown
Well she knows she’s lost everything politically after the the next GE so why would she resign now. She’s going to hang onto her salary, pensions contributions and generous expenses to the very last day possible.
C’mon !!! Tessa and the rest of these labour people are bloodsuckers – they know they are going to lose the next election. They are each calculating how they can get the maximum amount of money out of the system for themselves before they are ousted from office.
Here’s a prediction:
Tessa will stay on in some advisory role re Olympics whoever wins the election.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/jan/05/peter-mandelson-gordon-brown-tensions
Apparently mandy is giving a big speech tomorrow praising gordon and saying how he’s the man for the future.
You wonder how they live with their lies and deceit wouldn’t you ?? Any normal person would lose the will to live having to lie and lie again sucking up to this foul , jinxed, incompetent man in order to hang onto their jobs , generous expenses and priveleges!!!
Guess they’re not normal!!
nothing different there
remember the “Great” relationship Blair Also had with Brown !
http://pizzaidf.org/
Fighting terrorist scum, so the west doesn’t have to.
by bombing schools?
ALLLLLLLLAH ACKKKKKKKKKBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Exactly, TaT this blogs resident imbecile beleives it, so you shouldn’t.
Probably as a result of the Old Boiler scrappage scheme,Harriet harman ?
Well you know what to invest in in the future if the weather ends up like this, vitamin C, oranges, whiskey, hard liquor, wool, leather, tinned foods.
You will make a fortune.
Invest in grit too, and then hope-to-fuck the councils actually remember to buy some.
Pension deficits allowing….
You are all living in a dream world, no one will oust Gordon Brown out for the simple reason that the party leader is part liable for the party debts.
If anyone had bothered to look at Labour party debts recently they would understand why my former sad act colleagues and bosses have put up with the ‘Cowdenbeath C**t’ (as he is known as in some circles) for so long.
The only thing people are tense about in the party is if he decides to resign and leaves the bomb to blow up on everyone else as he runs to safety.
The situation is like a deadly game of pass the parcel, no one wants to be passed the ticking time bomb of the party debt or for it to explode in their faces before a general election.
That is why they will say and do ANYTHING to keep him in power for the moment.
[...] +++ Standard : Cabinet Resignation Rumoured +++ Story here. Paul Waugh says: [...]
What the fuck is that boring pile of shite ????
So howcome Palestine and North Africa are being groomed for EU membership and howcome no EU countries media is talking about it?
We are being fucked good and proper.
Who said ? there nowhere near europe !
Well, Israel are in Europe. They won the contest once with some bloke who’d had his bits cut off and dressed himself like a girl.
Not quite. The EU (pushed by Sarkozy) is planning to support a Mahgreb states style of economic union allied to the EU. Not as sisnsiter as it sounds as it is primarily designed to keep immigrants out of Spain and France.
Who knows what the buggers have planned, we will only find out when the deal is done.
there snow PMQs today due to the weather
the government will be making sure the country’s all white
even though it’s closed till further notice
I’m a Blighter – not a Gritter!
Jowell = a red herring. Waugh wrote The plotters have certainly asked a sympathetic minister to do so – but whether HE will do so is another matter.‘’.
Not a single Labour backbench MP spoke in favour of the fiscal responsibility bill in the Commons yesterday.
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/parliament/2010/01/not-a-single-labour-backbencher-yesterday-spoke-in-favour-of-the-load-of-nonsense-that-is-the-govern.html
And the two that did speak from Govt Back Benches were against……
That McCarthy Fry (Lab. Pompey) bint was utterly out of her depth. Redwood (notably) completely demolished her position. Still, the canon fodder got shovelled in at Division – as usual.
Best thing the Conservatives can do is to make a pledge to reduce the Statutes by 50% over a period of four years – and to do it.
Labour uses public money (i.e. our taxes) to fund its propaganda.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6977064.ece
I was going to chuck it in yesterday, but I would miss slavering over Harperson’s tits from the despatch box.
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