Berlusconi’s Buxom Blonde Babe
Silvio Berlusconi pictured with a pretty blonde is hardly news. Michaela Biancofiore is an MP in his party, she popped in to see him last week to celebrate her fortieth birthday with the billionaire.
Michaela chose the interesting cake design herself.
Can you imagine Harriet Harman celebrating Gordon’s sixtieth birthday with a picture of herself looking buxom and being groped by her party leader? Come to that, can you imagine Gordon groping a buxom blonde?
No me neither…
I don’t want to even try imagining Gordon groping a buxom blonde. It would put me off my cake.
And I don’t think Harriet would be able to bake a cake worth eating.
I’d like to rub Harriet down. With a housebrick
Italy coming ever closer to Tunisia, could be handy – http://tinyurl.com/yg29mv9
>can you imagine Gordon groping a buxom blonde?
No, but I can imagine him with bandages on his face.
I could imagine him giving Ed Balls a grope.
No, but I can believe he would grope children.
With all that is being written about Cameron, and some of it is fair comment. My concern is really focused on Brown. He is truly a control freak, who is in fact out of control. The lack of personal grooming is self evident. He presents as a dour, sombre, freaky grimacing nerd.
In the parlance of our North American cousins, he is not only Nasty, but really really,
SKANKY.
Yes
SKANKY
It captures the persona of the kiddy fiddler looky likey, the greasy unkempt hair, the dandruff, the bitten nails and habitual snot gobbling.
Arise the Right Honourable Gordon James Brown. The SKANKY one.
http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2010/01/creating-perfect-citizen.html
The dirty Bastard. Ed, if you’re reading this, I still have the email you sent to Harringay.
http://www.lynnefeatherstone.org/2009/01/old-holborn-please-help.htm
Go on, fucker. Go for leadership. I fucking dare you
Cleggover is having the Mumsnet treatment on Wednesday, why not go over and join, and ask him a friendly question or two?
http://www.mumsnet.com/info/join
Hahahahahaha!
It’s funny because he shags underage teenagers and prostitutes while being so corrupt he has Blair as a close chum and dodgy mafioso connections
Geddit ?
Tee Hee! I wonder if I can cast aspersions on Osborne and Cameron’s sexuality as an encore ?
Sorry BROWN! I meant BROWN! as everyone knows Dave and his shadow cabinet are full of strapping public schoolboy hetrosexuals
I can’t even imagine Brown having sex with a woman
A rocking horse – yes. A woman? Er, not unless Mandleslime was involved.
Still, I’d deffo give Michaela one – she looks positively dirty!
You see, if there was enough up for it, good looking women about, you wouldn’t have this crap all the time.
Who has ever assumed that he did?
Gray’s Anatomy proves that he could not have done so.
Sexy Beast
I struggle to imagine Gordon groping Sarah!!
So do I
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Personally, I struggle really hard NOT to imagine anything of the sort!
Is Boris up for it?
Worth a peak at the awful D MacShane’s article attacking John Major in The Guardian. Even by the standards of this poison prat it is clumsy and stupid as the those commenting on have pointed out.
They seem to have shot comments on it for some reason….
Dennis MuckShane is one of the worst.
That supercilious fuc’ing grin on LIEam byrne’s smart alec boat want’s some topping, it makes me see red every time.
Major is another Bildeberger, the tosser.
Is that like a cheeseburger?
No it`s like the mafia royal crime families that meet behind closed doors. the politicians are their lackys.
These lackys have no influence in anything the dons want to do, they simply obay orders or are removed.
Italian politics has a place for women in it we do not. Come on with women only lists we should not be an international joke!
” Can you imagine Gordon groping a buxom blonde?”
No – but I would dearly like to see him grasp Harriet by the neck and shut the silly daft cow up for once!
Gorgon doesn’t grope he gurns.
Where is that picture that looks as if Gordon has hit Tessa Jowell?
Is that before or after her husband bribed the bloke who had the whole of Milan Cathedral thrown at him and yet STILL heroically managed to show himself to his adoring fans?
Groping Hattie Manhater-Harperson? Christ on a bike, I’m just about to eat.
I so fucking would.
Phwoooooaaarrrr !
Fuck off you drippy lezza.
I fucking would too!! In fact I sometimes fill a marigold with water and freeze it so I can have a wank with it, thus recreating quite accurately ‘entering the Harman’. I call it a Hattieshank, but I’m open to suggestions for a better name.
‘Harminger of doom’ perhaps.
and I thought Brown was totally bombed out on drugs!
But then I’m not running the fucking country.
just aswell really.
Thick as thieves. Don’t you fucking start you inbred c’unt. I’ve zero time for you. Arsehole.
YIAD,
PLease can you troll bash and ban TaT the crippled troll?
YYAD, you have zero time for the great thick as thieves apart from the time it took you to write that post.
that’s a minus zero innit?
DOH!
AC1: you can shut the fuck up aswell you fucking tramp.
It would rude be not to!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wolf+Bagging
Oh yeeeeah! Giggidy giggidy gooooo!
Is this dictionary published by the same people that do Hansards?
You mean Burkes?
It’s a bit like Rodeo sex. All very boisterous.
” Can you imagine Gordon groping a buxom blonde?”
Not unless his name was Eric or summat.
He tried it on with me in a broom cupboard the other week.
Yea and you came out smiling you dopey climate change fraud
I’m sure it is possible, even potentially essential in propping up the ZaNuLab rolling slow motion car crash (AKA HM Gummint). Meanwhile here’s a piccy of McDoom charming Harperson in his inimitable style:
…and then Obama said to me”
“So I wound down the car window and said to the woman driver…..”
Christ!
She really does hate his guts!
Hey Harman, you useless piece of dog excrement,when are you ever going to be able to actually string a sentence together of more than five words at PMQ’s with Mr Hague?
You useless c*unt.
If she were pig excrement she would be useful as you could throw her at Choudray. It is what a competent Foreign Secretary would do!
The only thing I can imagine Gordon groping is in the dark.
But it doesn’t take imagination to see that.
A blinding thread Guido
An old Jewish grandmother has been given the task of looking after her grandson for the day. She decides to take him to the seaside for the day, and once there settles herself down on a deck-chair whilst the grandson is happily building sand castles by the shore.
All of a sudden, a giant wave rolls up the beach, and drags the little boy out to sea. The horrified grandmother raises her arms to the heavens and wails “Oh God, help me, I’ve been so faithful to you, help me this once please”
Seconds later, another giant wave rolls up the beach and dumps the bewildered boy back onto the sand.
The grandmother takes one look at the boy and once raises her arms skyward and shouts “he had a hat on, you know”
At least the Italians still seem to have a sense of humour
Yea looks like burlycohones face has cracked into a smile!!
La donna è mobile
Qual piuma al vento,
Muta d’accento — e di pensiero.
Sempre un amabile,
Leggiadro viso,
In pianto o in riso, — è menzognero
Is this what Gordon Brown said when he saw a woman’s pussy for the first time?
No – he came out with even more tractor stats – 9 out of 10 pussies prefer Whiskas.
Verdi – great composer and melodist!
woman is fickle
like a feather in the wind
changeable in word and decision
always amicable
pretty faced
in sorrow and joy – and spin!!
To Iltransladoro.
Try the German Drinking Song,(In Cellar Cool) sounds more like Gordoom sitting on a barrel getting pissed and thinking everything is a big laugh.
By the way Ivan Rebrov’s version of this is the best ever.
Whats with the awaiting moderation Guido I’m talking about a song for fuck sake or are you not up the finer points,get real.
Many, many interesting comparisons and contrasts between Silvio and Gordon: none of them favourable to the latter. Elected to his job? Popular in his country? Self-made? Smiler? Lots of mates? Healthy interest in women?
and lived to the age of 74?
I don’t think so, if many of us have anything to do with it.
Brown – a Soviet spy who should be hung for treason.
“Hanged” would be normal procedure , but in the circumstances this putrefying, rancid pig should properly be hung preferably close to one of his beloved min*rets.
I don’t care he’s a crook.
Berlusconi is a fucking legend.
Our mp’s are all dull c*nts.
and expense crooks.
hasnt any one notced his face ???
he got hit in the gob by that bloke with the miniature “statue”, and “apparently” had a split open lip, and damage to the gums and teeth, and a fractured nose
so why does his top lip not even remotely damaged, not even scabbed over ??
and he is now sporting a big patch on his cheek, and a plaster on his nose
faked attack to up his ratings…..???? …nahhh they wouldnt lie to us ..would they ?
there are better pics on the mail website
Why would they lie to “us”? Are you Italian? If not, why the flying fuck are you even bothered?
if you cant see the bigger picture , then your a cupider stunt than your post suggests……………………………..dick
No – these are the marks when a woman sat on his face – like water off a duck’s back to Silvio.
Presumably Silvio’s poll ratings will increase once more
I wonder if “cast-iron” dave is taking notice. Sam could do with some augmentation.
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/culture/lucyjones/100005879/unbelievably-silvio-berlusconi-is-releasing-an-album-of-love-songs/
Poor ageing old berlusconi whose wife is divorcing him because he only consorts with females, mostly minors, that he has to pay either in money or, as in this case with the award of political favours.
Now he’s releasing an album of love songs !!!!
“Poor ageing old berlusconi whose wife is divorcing him because he only consorts with females,”
I should hope so.
Although put a bloke in a frock, bit of lippy and blusher and give Berlusconi a couple of drams.
He’d be right up there.
Dirty boy.
nell, it’s so obvious you fancy the old duffer.
I know, he’s a jammy bastard isn’t he?
He’d grope Boris.
I’d grope Boris.
8.04pm, don’t steal my name. you will find your modding levels will increase exponentially each time you do it.
comply.
s au s ages
lol. Youre still a cock then, tat?
Any more gay films in the pipeline? (so to speak!)
I like sausages
access will be denied if you cripples do not comply.
someone should teach sad little tat some basic bantering skills…
He doesn’t do jovial banter. Only the same old tirade of nonsense in multiple guises. Comes from having been an addict on so many substances. The last being Crack Cocaine.
access denied.
David Cameron has a quiet pre-election word with David Willetts, Oliver Letwin and Michael Gove.
Glengarry ross
Another lesson from that film was: “Don’t waste time with Asians.”
David Willetts’ best performance.
Looks like Alex Hilton from labour home
Could you imagine anyone looking like this:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1240404/Tories-turn-dishonest-Brown-May-vote-looms.html
getting anywhere near a ‘buxom blonde’ who isn’t blind?
He makes me leak.
Must be time for a bigger butt-plug!
I am the largest available from EVAN’s outsize Butt Plug Emporium.
Is he on a Wii in pic 2? ‘Mad World’? ‘The Biggest Loser’? ‘Call of Duty’? ‘Pokaman’?
Bloody Nora – how can one man look so different between a smile and a non-smile?
Brown is mentally ill – the drugs are simply a lay-by for his illness.
A lay-by where badgers playfully sport for the pleasure of any passing Clapham motorist.
I know it’s the Daily Mail,but just read all those comments below the article!
The pure HATRED for this evil man is astonishing.
Surely this c*unt is the most hated man in Britain?
The DM readership do rise to the occasion (on occasion) but are easily confused and often need larget Forrest Gump-style “This Way” signs replete with arrows to give them a steer.
Bob Roberts from Worcester thinks Brown is wonderful and so does Alan from Beverley.
And Cuban Tony from TalkSPORT.
Mike Naylor and Derek Barker love Gordon too.
Their medication is in constant supply.
Same ols names crop up in defence of the Brown machine. Never deterred by the haze of red Karma voting at all. It’s is total dedication to their job, and pension. Great to know that Labour are using Tax payers money to pay for these stooges, as they lurk in so many Departments of Gummint.
Who in the Labour party would even bother to make Brown a cake.let alone a funny one?
I mean, what is the fucking point?
The wanker doesn’t even know when it is appropriate to smile or not.
A totally humourless brainless inhuman cock.
A collection of skin, bones,squidgy bits and ill fitting dentures,all wrapped up in a suit.
Not fucking human I tell yeh.
I’d make him a horseshit sandwich
and the suit got zero points with GQ magazine.
Hey Sarah – been shopping with the grotesque one recently?
At least Italian politics is a lot more colourful and life-enhancing than the British variety….
Gordon Brown walks into a room and it’s like all the fucking air has been sucked out of it.
Not really.
Well-sighted buxome blondes tend to go for superheroes:
“Masters of the Universe” types such as this or this.
You might find this amusing,
Then again, maybe not.
I can’t help thinking that the military dressed gordon up like that for a laugh because I understood he never went anywhere near the front line in Afghanistan – he was miles away in safe quarters. I wonder if he slept in that fetching helmet?
Difference between gordon and berlusconi is grim comedy versus hilarious clown.
they are a pair of corrupt self serving politicians nell.
nothing more, nothing less.
and regarding gordon brown’s ‘frontline’ visit, it is about as credible as when we were told a prince had been sent to the frontline, a load of fucking bullshit, innit.
anybody who attacks this country is my enemy and I totally support our troops who serve so bravely and for such prolonged periods under constant fire but the night that grendel stayed in Afghanistan, if I had have had the co-ordinates of that c’unts tent and if I could have been assured that no-one else was in the vicinity I swear to God I would have given up those motherfucking numbers.
BOOM!
and grendel would be no more.
No Tat I want him to face an election. It will be a first for him and his ego needs to know that, not only do we not consider him the saviour of the world ( which is how he sees himself) we all heartily despise him.
Don’t deprive us of that revenge!!!
We met the relation of a very senior and successful army officer over the Christmas holidays – he travelled with the Jonah to Afghanistan on two occasions – the first visit,he gave the git the benefit of the doubt as he thought he was just tired.
By the end of the second visit,he realised that actually Brown is f’ing useless.
That photo of the git in Afghanistan is surely a set up?
Ladies and Gentlemen of Great Britain – I give you our leader,the PRIME Minister of your country……..
Perhaps cameron should use that photo of gordon on a 15 foot poster in London with the caption ‘ Do you really trust this man to look after our troops in Afghanistan?’
I agree nell. but if we were to use the photo of david cameron on the last thread looking like a spanish spiv with the tagline ‘Do you really trust this man to look after our troops in Afghanistan?’ I would be just as concerned. I know you are a conservative nell but let us be honest: Afghanistan-wise, david cameron and gordon brown are two cheeks of the same backside.
innit.
Here’s lookin’ at you kid.
Talk to the troops, then, and see what they think. Believe me, they loathe Brown.
TaT and nell
in a tree
kiss
i n g.
Sorry Tat but I really do believe our troops will be in safer hands with the Tories – history has proved that.
It isn’t that the tories never wage wars , we know from maggie’s day that they do. But when they do it – their record has always been to make sure that the troops have every support imaginable.
bliar and gordon have waged wars on a shoestring and carelessly thrown men into warzones without equipment regardless of loss of life and all for a bit of political kudos.
What you talking to gaboy tat for woman about our troops? he will be marching with Chouderays muslims into Wotton Basset like the good like convert he is.
Or “You never voted for him before, so let’s keep it that way”.
No Thick As Thieves won’t be marching with choudries attention seekers. You Fool!
Like the rest of us he supports our troops who are being betrayed by this parsimonious government which is depriving them of the kit they need to keep them alive whilst spending on frivolous things to ‘win labour votes’ in the next election.
Tat understands that this Government seeks international attention by promising £100millions for the Yemen / £210million for the Football Association and loads of other empty spend spend spend promises .
Tat believes Independents will get us out of the hole this NULiebore Govt has dug us into – I hope he’s right – but I don’t think he is!
But don’t try and smear him as a supporter of attention seekers living on benefits and who sure as hell aren’t even genuine muslims.
it doesn’t matter who gets new labour out nell, the first job is to get them out of office.
that is the priority.
and david cameron will ofcourse be the next prime minister.
of a coalition cabinet.
FFS, now it is obvious that TaT is nell as well. just eff off to your own blog space and stop being so bloody annoying.
SAUSAGES
I will be supporting the marchers in Wooton Basset anything that hurts Brown must be a good thing. Go Chouderay go.
Tat I really cannot support you in that view .
I want gordon out badly but I won’t countenance anything that hurts the families of our troops who are dying in Afghanistan.
And let’s not forget they are dying because gordon and aintbustinagut have not made the funds available to kit them out properly.
With proper kit fewer of them would be dying!!
No I really cannot support the idiot anjemc’s march on the basis that he will bring gordon down.
In any case gordon is slowly, inexorably bringing himself down. Labour’s slow car crash is already happening- we don’t need to distress our already distressed military families with this inconvenient matter. Let’s leave them out of current dirty politics.
I have to agree with nell, it will only boost Griffo ,the son of a Spitfire mechanic’s popularity but the comments from joe public on face book are gathering memento tonight. Presides that, they wont march ,its far to cold and their pyjama’s will get wet
I can’t imagine a blonde, buxom or otherwise, wanting to be within groping distance of this dysfunctional, delusional, nail chewing pile of shit.
So the question cannot arise…
What WAS that stupid little bell hops hat you had on the other day as you got into a car with that er ‘husband; of yours Sarah?
Please understand how much I hate being Gordon’s bargain basement Goebbels. What else can I do?
Yes. That fucking hat. Even my apolitical wife and young children were moved to ask who the fuck tied the Christmas present to her head.
Is she a bit forgetful or something? I know Gordon – to stop me forgetting this little gift for mother I’ll tie it to my head just as soon as I’ve finished my shower. Silly bint forgot to take it off before leaving the house though.
…how about Nadine in a basque?
I’d have a pup.
There’s one for the wank bank!
…she used to work at a car hire office:
I can’t even buy a pair of fucking trousers with American Express.
Joe Cleary(leader the online campaign against Wootton Bassett March)Just been on Sky News saying the Gord must come out publicly and condem this march or her and her supporters will be marching on Downing St to ave a word with Gord!Oh Dear Gords chickens really are coming home to roost.Popcorn anyone?
The great Gormong will intervene I reckon.Pretty costless on his part and bags of good publicity.
Another example of him saving us from a situation he helped to create.
Nah, McCavity will stay true to form and hide behind Downing St curtains shatting himself then get Sarah to send out with emergency tweets.
Not so sure.
Members of the Religion of Peace are numerous voters and vote numerously in many labour constituencies.
Another decision to be avoided.
Muslims make up about 0.3% of the UK’s population, and one assumes that most of those play by the rules. There’s not much to be gained by Liebore creeping to the Muslim vote and fiddling postal votes except in a limited number of constituencies, and Wooton Basset isn’t one of them.
Which makes you wonder why Liebore creep to the Muslims so much…..
“only” 20% of muslims colonising the U.K. consider terrorism OK and would support it.
Jack the Straw’s been doing it for years.
20% of 0.3% of 61 million is about 36,600. Only 36,600 potential terrorists, then.
No wonder the Security services are worried….
They ‘creep so much’ because the votes are ‘organised’, as are the ballots.
A year ago The Times, using the Office for National Statistics’ figures quoted the muslim population of Britain as 2,400,000.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article5621482.ece
Is your slide-rule on the blink, Engineer?
In practice, that 2.4 million actually reduces to about 100,000 ‘family vote deciders’ because, in that culture, it’s the head of the family who decides how all the family’s postal votes will be completed. In some constituencies, that’s a guarantee of vote-buying on a massive scale.
Ban all postal votes now. Bad news for the genuinely disabled but the rag-head corruption vote must be stopped before it pollutes more than just Bradford.
Can’t argue with those figures, Albacore. Just goes to show that it’s wise to check before quoting figures from memory.
I’ll change the batteries in the abacus.
I’ll change names, as well…
Don’t you just hate it when that happens?
That’s just the ones we know about, think of how many illegal ones must be hiding out here, ontop of the obscene breeding rates they all have.
A english family has one kid or two if they are lucky, a muslim family has three or four kids and expects everyone else to pay for it.
Do the math, the future is slipping out of our hands.
Moley, get a fucking life you sad cock trumpet.
Got one thanks; but your concern is appreciated.
postman pat has the power to ban the march so why hasn’t he?
His pussy has got the mange.
Perhaps because the government are supposed to be teaching Afghanistan all about DEMOCRACY. Free speech is essential when you have a democracy. Oh, I forgot, we don’t.
Postman Pat said he will ban it if the authorities ask him to(according to Sky News)
He’s the Home Office Minister and he says he’s waiting for someone to tell him what to do??!!
For crying out loud!!!!
Thats right Nell their only the government as long as no hard decisions are to be made by them….it kind of undermines their claim to be the party to lead us out of this mess when they have to consult others for decisions they should be making themselves!PS Mc Mong should be making a public statement about this – he is (alledgedly) the PM isn’t he ?
Nell,if this crowd march here there will be ructions I can assure you,this English Defence League are praying for something like this to happen and if Liebour allow this the whole bloody country will be up in arms.
So bring it on.
The safety valve will blow and boll*ocks Mcbruin will unleash his G20 jackboot stormtroops all over them.
More ammo for the anything but liebour brigade.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00667/gordon-brown-404_667800c.jpg
No gordon will dither and wait until we have a full blown crisis over this.
I bet sh++hid M++lik is pressing him not to ban it and mandy is telling him that he must.
Gordon’s only concern’s going to be, which decision is going to cost me the most votes!!
As Jo Cleary has said , if he doesn’t ban it he faces civil uproar.
According to the BBC website, the postman says he will back the local police if they want to ban the march, while the Social Cohesion Minister (Sh+hid M+lik) says that Mr. Choudary does not speak for Muslims in the UK.
Social Cohesion Minister – is he sponsored by Superglue?
No. He’s sponsored by Rub The British People’s Noses In Multiculturalism (©Labour Party 1997-2010).
Labour Party 1997 -2010 RIP
Gordon Brown; 1801 – 2010 NRIP (NEVER Rest In Peace)
Don’t worry we’ve got Gord’s number……we’re stoking up the flames especially for the Maximum Mong.Estimated Time Of Arrival to coincide with NuLabs electoral annihilation.
postman pat has the power to ban the march so why hasn’t he?
As for our ’social cohesion minister’ if choudhary doesn’t speak for muslims then why isn’t m++lik speaking for them?
Appeasement merchants all hiding behind the no 10 bunker. Why are they being so pathetic ? The impotent neville chamberlain, returning from Germany waving his limp meaningless piece of paper was more dynamic than this lot!!!
Any chance of unmodding me anytime soon Guido??!!
I thought they were in the same government,so we now take orders from the minority do we?.
Tell this Chourdry guy to piss off with his inane ramblings and please tell me why we haven’t got to grips with him and his ilk.
Is it perchance that we have got a government that is yellow bellied from start to finish.
For christsake Gordoom start supporting this country against this bunch of islamist tossers who want to see this country back into their ideals.
Which of course is what the stinking turds at islam4uk want. They crave confrontation in the UK, blood spilt, people dead, not caring on what side, all so that they can proclaim their twisted ‘holy’ war is now in full flow on the streets of Britain.
And their disgusting plan is working. The oxygen of publicity provided by the MSM as they attempt to outdo each other for sales will stoke up mistrust and hatred of the Asian population, resulting in attacks on Sikhs and Hindus -who these radical muslims despise remember – as well as any religious building that doesn’t say CofE on the front door.
It’s just what such deluded fanatics want; drag this country into civil unrest through warped mediaeval religious ignorance. And this country has given them the place, the time and the opportunities to prepare.
To me, the best way to deal with islam4uk would be to let them have their pathetic little march. And on the day, shut Wootton Basset, everyone to stay at home, and the MSM to completely ignore them. Let them be hit by the realisation that, as they walk through silent empty streets, their self-promotion has rendered them the lepers of the UK.
A shut down would make not the slightest difference. Hard hitting compliance to the country’s laws, history, culture and traditions is the only answer. As in America “love it or leave it.”
These appalling 8th century camel traders are appeased at all levels, here’s the latest example:
…”After refusing to stand they were threatened with being found in contempt of court by a clearly angry District Judge Carolyn Mellanby. They insisted it was a ‘grave and cardinal sin’ to show anyone other than Allah respect by standing. Eventually, a compromise was reached where they would enter the court after her during the trial, which is expected to last six days…”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1240518/Muslim-protesters-branded-British-soldiers-rapists-baby-killers-homecoming-parade.html
You or I would have been charged and found guilty without further ado but then you or I would have stood up as we have been socialised to do – custom, tradition and the law.
Crook !
Instead of a debate on Sky tv we should have a shagathon
Clegg would win,
Cameron a close second with Gordon McMental coming up the rear and going off the rails. hopfully followed by a swift shot to the head
and it won’t be the money shot
Yep, that helped. Thanks Beast
Were I to lose the next election, which is highly, highly unlikely, I would spend the remainder of my retirement groping Ann Widdecombe who I can inform you is both blond and buxom.
Rumours are reaching OH that she has a twat like a black cat with it’s throat cut. Or a stamped bat if you are to believe Tat
Assuming you’re talking about widdy.
Didn’t Brandreth sling one up her, at uni ?
She has a kunt like a dropped pie actually. Gynaecologist
Anybody mention pies?
She’s just another cat loving Catholic convert!
Has your pussy still got fleas?
Wonderful Widdy is decent, honest, a damn good speaker, has spunk, is comfortable in her own skin and is retiring to dearest devon to write her books.
Do not mention her name in the same breath as gormless gordon!
That the same wonderful widdy decent, honest who voted yes for the FOI act to be changed to keep mp’s expenses hidden from the public and the same one who voted to keep mp’s oh so generous expenses,couldn’t be the same widdy could it Nell or could it.
Indeed it was .
I didn’t agree with her stance on that but to be fair her expenses were hardly shocking. She charged for her lawn cutting!
She took a strategic view, not one to protect her own interests, but one she thought protected the interest of parliament as they wrestled to get the issue right. She thought it was best to keep it under wraps until their committees could produce a solution to make it right in the public’s eye. She was wrong.
I don’t expect any MP to be right 100% of the time. What I do expect is that they take deep, honest and thoughtful decisions.
I think she did but she’s gone next time around. So at least she’s one of the honorable one’s.
Let’s not forget the jacqui’s and the hazel’s etc are going to fight to hold onto their goose that lays the golden egg!
Leave my pussy alone Captain Pea-cock
Lest we forget of course, Messrs. Morely, Chaytor and Devine, trying to use the 17th centrury Bill of Rights (which defined Parliamentary Privilege) to say they can’t be prosecuted for fraudalently filling in expenses claim forms….
And she’s a spiteful fucking catholic.
I’d like to cut her fucking head off, stick it in a box.
And send it to the fucking pope.
You Sir will rot in hell for that disgraceful remark against the Holy Father.
May God damm you
Reverend or Father? Clarification please.
I doubt if he could find a buxom blonde that would.
That is one that is:
1. Not blind
2. Sane
3. Alive
Blond ladyboy, perhaps. Y’know – chicks with dicks. Sort of like Sarah, really.
The only person who is likely to have a firm grip on Harriett is the jockey on her back.
Gratuitous link to “Horse Face Hattie” here
She hasn’t looked that alluring since our honeymoon in Aintree.
And finally let me say this
Trevor the farmer was in the fertilised egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called ‘pullets’, and ten roosters, whose job was to fertilise the pullets’ eggs.
Trevor kept records and any rooster that didn’t perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so Trevor could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.
The farmer’s favourite rooster was Gordon, and a very fine specimen he was too, but on this particular morning Trevor noticed Gordon’s bell hadn’t rung at all! Trevor went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover, but to farmer Trevor’s amazement, Gordon had his bell in his beak so it couldn’t ring. He’d sneak up on a pullet, do his job and strut on to the next one.
Trevor was so proud of Gordon he entered him in the London Exhibition and Gordon became an overnight sensation among the judges. The Result? The judges not only awarded Gordon the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
Clearly Gordon was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them before they knew what was happening. Do you know a Pulletician called Gordon?
Do you work for the BBC? That’s a repeat.
His mummy didn’t buy him a new joke book for Christmas, the sad little bastard.
It’s funny though while you are an unfunny tawt.
Do Italians select their MPs solely on pulchritude, or is there more to the lovely Michaela than meets the eye?
Phwooooaaaaaaar and double phwaaaoooor!!!!!!
http://mazingazeta.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/b1.jpg
All wimmin lists I say!
Beckett, Jowell, Harman, Blears, Flint, Smith have been chosen from all wimmins list. There should be a requirement that they be a looker before being allowed on such a list.
Wow – I can hear the unmistakable sound of a Chinook overhead – now when are the new ones going to be ready?
It’s like taking out membership of the RAC – for the year 2016.
Well they sure can’t hear that sound in Afghanistan!
Our lads are still walking around on foot trying to avoid IED’s despite aintbustingut’s assertions that he’s erm bustin’agut to get our troops everything they need!!
By the by where are all those Rdgebacks he promised back in the summer?
40% are VOR and waiting spares, another 12% are being cannibalised because of spares ‘unavailable’. Balance to follow. Although better than nothing, they are not up to the job.
What is the point in new armoured vehicles? The MoD Spinbastards put out a story that IEDs had stuffed a Challenger II in Iraq, and so the Snatch landies were therefore ok for deployment, as nothing was safe from home made bombs. WTF.
And the same tossers at the MoD are in the spotlight for lying and framing the aircrew in the Chinook Disaster in SW Scotland. Turns out that MoD are useless, lazy incompetent prats who have no qualms about letting people die if they can get bonus payments for saving money in the Cold War dividend.
gordon’s buxom blond?
http://guanabee.com/lifes_a_drag11.26.07.jpg
You should have put a warning on that picture, nell. It’s terrifying.
To be honest nell, I think you look quite do-able.
+++ Laugh+++
What I most liked about that picture is it’s caption – ‘ Life’s a drag’ given especially this coldest winter for a century when he kept telling us we were suffering man-made global warming as he kept loading on more and more environmental taxes to pay for his excesses.
They are skating on the Fens here again this year- Had become a Rare Occurrence – But has become increasingly common again over the last ten years.
gordon deserves that buxom blond for the serial lies that he tells us!!!!
Nell you sick bitch! I bet you loved every minute of pink flamingos
Well I hadn’t heard of madame divine and the flamingos until just now and I confess I’m still struggling to come to terms with that piece of education having looked it up on the web!!
Is this where gordon and mandy spend their time ??? No wonder our economy is in such a mess!!!!
Silvio va a letto con le bionde.Gordon andrà a letto con i pesci.
Give me Horace any day. He was quite good.
“Silvio fuks blonds; Gordon fuks fish”
Did we miss anything?
Your vulgarity and ignorance disgust me.G. will sleep with the fish.Back to your Horace bambino.
My little sprat merchant! I think you are un peu confused.
A Whale is not a Fish: but clearly a Mammal!
Jonah was fooked by a whale as opposed to your conspiracy theory of Jonah doing the fooking on a defenseless fish!
Not many politicians have a book of the Bible named after them!
(PS We still blame your lot for the 43 A.D. genocides)
Are you saying that Jonah’s wife is a whale?
Jonah being involved with a whale first appeared in 1647 a century after it became law that parliament had primacy over the courts such that parliamentarians cannot be subjected to vexatious arrest.
Isn’t that international heart throb Troy McClure Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off! you are thinking of?
There was a misunderstanding at our SeaWorld franchise.Freddo didn’t handle it properly.Michael put it right.How’s Tiziana?
That Silvio Berlusconi is a lucky fucker and Gordon is Not but how does that help me?
It’s fucking freezing here and I mean freezing!! I’ve put most of my winter’s coal on the fire since it turned cold in December and nearly all my logs too and it’s still freezing. I don’t like it, neither does my cat nor the birds visiting my bird feeder .
The UK met office told me it would be a mild winter so I did not bother stocking up with frosty days supply of fuel, then Gordon went to Copenhagen to try and make it a cold winter. Has Gordon got his way?
No matter, all I can do is buy more coal, chop more logs, turn up the gas and electricity but my problem is Gordon has taxed all this energy to make the weather colder.
I hate gordon and I hate hypothermia.
Throw another climate change scientist on the fire.
Make sure they’re well seasoned, though. They don’t burn well when green.
For an Engineer that was very good.
And that’s just the sort of remark we’d expect from an insurance man on the make Tony, so all is right with world. ;-)
The cold air came from America, thats where it started
yes siree
It arrived due to a depression in Downing street.
Baron Fondlebum high master of the Met office has stated that it will all be over by May.
When these guys talk about climate change and compare figures from 150 years ago in order to justify green stealth tax I have concerns. I dabble a bit in antique scientific instruments as part of my business. Mercury and brass based instruments from 150 years ago are never going to be as accurate as the last computer assisted hi tech stuff so are the difference in recordings then and recordings now will vary due to superior 21ts accuracy over 19Th century technology.
PS The Blond is pretty fit as well
*coughs*
Its fucking bollocks isnt it?
Like most medical Drs these climate “scientists” fly by the seat of their pants
In the late 70’s I remember being told about CFC’s and Acid rain in Scandinavia. We use to have returnable glass milk bottles delivered by an electric milk floats and pop from the Cronna man who gave you money back if you returned the empties. Birmingham City Council for the last 30 years has had rubbish incinerator that powers the lights in that part of Brum and when your telly or washing machine broke a bloke came round and fixed it rather than buy a new one from China every 18 months…… being Green apparently is new what the F*ck happened to common sense?
Birmingham for the Cup!
Gordon speaks very highly of you.
One for Silvio….
Fred was but a kid. Silvio is even older than Peter Stringfellow. Turns my stomach.
O/T – sorry.
Is Alistair the Badger secretly working for the Tories?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/election-2010/6932583/Labours-attack-on-Tory-sums-exposes-Alistair-Darlings-differences-with-Brown.html
Looks that way :-) To watch his press conference this morning (first public appearance since the PBR) he looked like he was going through the motions and doing what he was told…
Mandy’s also very conspicuous by his absence since Christmas. I think Mandy and Darling lost the arguments to Broon and Balls over how luch lying should be allowed, so it’s Brownies and Smears from now until election day!
http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06/13a_25_balls2_415×275.jpg
I like the idea of gordon and balls fighting the next election for labour – they will make the perfect pair to lose the election big time!!!!
100% spot on there Mr Expat.
I’ve also noticed that the Lord of Everything has not been around and there are all those rumours about him looking for jobs elsewhere.
And of course we can be certain that the ditherer and ball wonder will use all of their worst spinning and lying until voting day. Darling’s disinterest is just another straw in the wind.
Mandy’s done the job for his paymasters, which was to stop the election being forced before Lisbon was ratified.
Even he (and Darling) knows that there’s a limit to how many Brownies can be believed by the average man in the street, before the party loses all credibility and implodes to nothing at the election – or is that my wishful thinking in overdrive again..?
Rats and sinking ships??
Just one cornetto give it to meeeeeeee !!
delicous ice cream frommm Italy
When youve been nutted , its nice to dream
just one cornetto from walls icrrrreeaammmm !
I thank you ladies and gentlemen
McMong would NEVER be seen dead with his arm around a cute blond. He’s prefer a buffed young man.
I should be enough for him.
woof woof
Buuuuuuuum
It would appear that Labours flagship has been blown out of the water on the first day. Darling screws up and lets the cat out of the bag by refusing to rule out a VAT tax rise + Labour are now screwed big time.
“The opening day of the long election campaign is a score draw in terms of media coverage but the big development is that Labour has lost one of its main tax dividing lines”
http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/5682648/the-opening-day-of-the-long-election-campaignis-a-score-draw-in-terms-of-media-coverage-but-thebig-developmentis-that-labour-has-lost-one-of-its-main-tax-dividing-lines.thtml
DT’s website now leading with this – suggests it will probably be the front page tomorrow…
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/election-2010/6932583/Labours-attack-on-Tory-sums-exposes-Alistair-Darlings-differences-with-Brown.html
Don’t worry the Guardian thinks Labour drew first blood, shame it was their own.
tat how is your imaginary Blog coming along ? I think theres more chance of seeing Gordons age of shared prosperity come to pass then your Blog making an appearance !
This is utter fucking shite!
You have more chance to see me than that pile of shit
if I didn’t have to keep coming back here to update you lot all the fucking time I would have finished it by now.
Can’t wait. It is going to be so low rent. So fucking delicious. So hard to understand.
And the multiple personality TaT will be link whoring everywhere.
I can wait Tat, don’t bother coming back – honest.
Let’s Do It Lyrics {Victoria’s wood}
Sarah and Gordon sat one night.
The sky was clear. The stars were bright.
The wind was soft. The moon was up.
Sarah drained her cocoa cup
She licked her lips. She felt sublime.
She switched off Prime Minister’s Question Time.
Gordon cringed in fear and dread
As Sarah grabbed his tie, and said:
Let’s do it!
Let’s do it,
Do it while the mood is right!
I’m feeling
Appealing.
I’ve really got an appetite.
I’m on fire
With desire.
I could do half the MPs that are about to retire
Let’s do it!
Let’s do it tonight!
But he said:
I can’t do it.
I can’t do it.
I know I’d only get it wrong.
Don’t angle
For me to dangle.
Me mandates never been that strong.
You’re burning.
You’re yearning.
But you know I can’t do it without my face gurning.
I can’t do it.
I can’t do it tonight.
Let’s do it!
Let’s do it
While I’m really feeling tight!
Three cheers!
It’s years
Since you came to bed at night.
This folly
Is jolly.
Do me from behind like a Border Collie.
Let’s do it!
Let’s do it tonight!
But he said:
I can’t do it.
I can’t do it.
I know what you want to do.
I’m thinking,
heart sinking.
I can feel my cock has started shrinking.
I’m imploring:
I’m boring.
Let me read this file on global warming
I can’t do it.
I can’t do it tonight.
So she said:
Let’s do it!
Let’s do it,
Do it before your passion wilts!
I’ll strip bare.
I’ll just wear
A manifesto and one of your kilts.
Don’t starve a
Girl of a palaver.
Dangle from the wardrobe in your Balaclava.
Let’s do it!
Let’s do it tonight!
I can’t do it.
I can’t do it.
I don’t believe in too much sex.
This fashion
For passion
Turns us into nervous wrecks.
No derision!
My decision
I’d rather be spinning on the television.
I can’t do it.
I can’t do it tonight.
Let’s do it!
Let’s do it,
Do it till our hearts go boom!
Go native,
Creative
Living in the living room.
Let’s do it!
Let’s do it,
Share a night of wild romance,
Frenetic,
Poetic!
This could be your last big chance
To quote Milton,
To eat Stilton,
To roll in gay abandon on the tufted Wilton.
Let’s do it!
Let’s do it tonight!
I can’t do it.
I can’t do it.
I’ve got other little jobs on hand.
Don’t grouse
Around the house.
I’ve got a busy evening planned.
Stop nagging.
I’m flagging.
You know as well as I do that the pipes want lagging.
I can’t do it.
I can’t do it tonight.
I’m not bitter
Not a quitter.
Now have a wank and play on twitter.
Let’s not do it!
Let’s not do it tonight!
I can’t do it.
I can’t do it.
I must refuse to get undressed.
I feel silly.
It’s too chilly
To go without me thermal vest.
Don’t choose me.
Don’t use me.
Me mother sent a note to say you must excuse me.
I can’t do it.
I can’t do it tonight.
Let’s do it!
Let’s do it!
I feel I absolutely must.
I won’t exempt you,
Want to tempt you,
Want to drive you mad with lust.
No cautions,
Just contortions!
Smear an avocado on me lower portions.
Let’s do it!
Let’s do it tonight!
I can’t do it.
I can’t do it.
It’s really not my cup of tea.
I’m harassed,
Embarrassed.
I wish you hadn’t picked on me.
No big plan!
I’m down the pan.
The only girl I’m mad about is Hariett Harman.
I can’t do it.
I can’t do it tonight.
Let’s do it!
Let’s do it!
I really want to run amok.
Let’s wiggle.
Let’s jiggle.
Let’s really make the rafters rock.
Be mighty.
Be flighty.
Come and melt the buttons on me flameproof nightie.
Let’s do it!
Let’s do it tonight!
Let’s do it!
Let’s do it!
I really want to rant and rave.
Let’s go,
‘Cause I know
Just how I want you to behave:
Not bleakly,
Not meekly.
Beat me on the bottom with a Woman’s Weekly.
Let’s do it!
Let’s do it tonight!.
bin it .. unfinished
Oh er Griffin Brons and Barnbrook have vowed to physically stop islam4uk Wotton Bassset march , with there own bodies !!!
We will not let the muzzies past either even if means we have to stand with Griffin and his mob.
Represent
They shall not pass and desecrate the honour and sacrifice of the fallen.
Dear oh dear. More Labour votes lost to the B&P. Those ’safe’ seats are looking more and more unsafe.
Hard to give a shit though when you consider the unnecessary wars and the complete economic clusterfuck that is 12 years of Labour jackassism.
(Ding)
Let’s Do It
Victoria’s wood
She and Gordon sat one night.
The sky was clear. The stars were bright.
The wind was soft. The moon was up.
She drained her cocoa cup
She licked her lips. She felt sublime.
She switched off Prime Minister’s Question Time.
Gordon cringed in fear and dread
As She grabbed his tie, and said:
Let’s do it!
Let’s do it,
Do it while the mood is right!
I’m feeling
Appealing.
I’ve really got an appetite.
I’m on fire
With desire.
I could do all the MPs about to retire
Let’s do it!
Let’s do it tonight!
But he said:
I can’t do it.
I can’t do it.
I know I’d only get it wrong.
Don’t angle
For me to dangle.
Me mandates never been that strong.
You’re burning.
You’re yearning.
But you know I can’t do it without my face gurning.
I can’t do it.
I can’t do it tonight.
she said:
Let’s do it!
Let’s do it
While I’m really feeling tight!
Three cheers!
It’s years
Since you came to bed at night.
This folly
Is jolly.
Do me from behind like a Border Collie.
Let’s do it!
Let’s do it tonight!
But he said:
I can’t do it.
I can’t do it.
I haven’t got courage or glory.
My snake
Won’t wake
It’s easier to try and make me vote Tory
I’m thinking,
heart sinking.
I can feel my knob has started shrinking.
I can’t do it.
I can’t do it tonight.
So she said:
Let’s do it!
Let’s do it,
Do it before your passion wilts!
I’ll strip bare.
and just wear
A manifesto and one of your kilts.
Don’t starve me
I’m a gypsy.
Call up Ed and Jacqui and I’ll do you all three.
Let’s do it!
Let’s do it tonight!
I can’t do it.
I can’t do it.
I don’t believe in too much sex.
This fashion
For passion
Turns us into nervous wrecks.
I’m imploring:
I’m boring.
Let me read this file on global warming
I can’t do it.
I can’t do it tonight.
So stop nagging.
I’m flagging.
You know as well as I, that I don’t do shagging.
I can’t do it.
I can’t do it tonight.
I’m too bitter
like Gary Glitter.
Now go and have a wank and play on twitter.
Let’s not do it!
Let’s not do it toooooniiiiiiiight!
{now, will this pass the moderator? }
Brilliant, an immediate Lordship when you come to retire.
Most excellent
http://www.englishdefenceleague.org/100103-Open-letter-to-Anjem-Choudary-islam4uk-.html
so what’s the difference between edl and the mridiotchoudrie?
The EDL guys will be the ones arrested. While the religion of peace will be free to wind up the locals.
Think Orange parades through Catholic areas and you get a feel for what we’re up against. At least that idiocy is confined to NI and Glasgow but with the religion of peace we have idiocy on a global scale.
So you support Sharia law then?
Because we don’t.
Try reading what it says and the difference should be self evident.
Looks reasonable to me.
Good news for all the Labour Trolls on this blog:
Gordon’s decided to Shrug off the Worst Dressed Man in Britain label
I do feel sorry for sarah – she’s the mother of two young boys and the wife of a man who isn’t just universally hated but also regarded as effeminate and a coward.
What does that make her look like? That must to be really hard!
I feel sorry for Sarah as well.
I do think that she should visit this site: http://www.yearofthebeard.com
I think she deserves an award…
I don’t feel in the slightest bit sorry for her. She was off campaigning in Glenrothes and she’s twittering to her hearts content to try and humanise the Maximum Imbecile. She acts as his point man at Labour conferences.
She’s fair game.
But there is no need at all to get stuck into her because the Maximum Imbecile himself is such a rich source of derision there is no need to let her draw fire.
She’s there purely to try and anthropomorphize the jackass. She’s the Beatrix Potter of the piece.
Global Warming Update:
Fife Runs Out of Grit!
As if we hadn’t fucking noticed…
The Council’s believed the global warming guff and had inadequate stocks.
Did the Fyfers have any grit in the first place?
Kinell. I was in Fucking Fife for six years and one thing I would give ‘em was they were always well prepared for the inevitable bad weather. As long as you could get out of your drive (not as easy as it sounds – fucking long drive) then even our little country lane would have been gritted.
That’ll be the global warming again.
Kinell. I was in Fucking Fife for six years and one thing I would give ‘em was they were always well prepared for the inevitable bad weather. As long as you could get out of your dr*ve (not as easy as it sounds – fucking long dr*ve) then even our little country lane would have been gritted.
That’ll be the global warming again.
And again..
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/8438879.stm
That global warming really is out of control.
Jesus. The whole Northern hemisphere is fucked with this global warming. I sure hope we get our CO2 emissions under control. Another few years of this and the entire UK will be under water.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8438871.stm
Or, more likely, ice.
The AGW is now out of control. There is no stopping it now that the Gorgon has deemed it to be a problem. How very fortuitous that the Russkis hacked the CRU FOI file that was being kept secret against the law. Unfortunately we hear nothing from any of the opposition about the cover up, and downright fraud.
Nobody in their right minds will believe the Met Office seasonal predictions. They are tainted with political dogma, and propaganda. The best news is that with the weather being untypically mild (sic), and the country having all but run out of saltgrit the population will surely turn against the romantic notion that humans are bigger than Nature. Taxes optional.
but was it true grit?
Hammond vs Byrne with Paxo on Newsnight now…
…and Byrne just said that it’s possible there will be a Budget in March without detailled spending plans, if it’s unclear what will happen to unemployment in the near future – what the fuck??
Do the government really think they can get away without laying down their spending plans, or is this all a charade to hide the fact that the election will be in March rather than May..?
The NuLiebor cabinet are like the Stepford Wives.They all speak with faux regional accents and have obviously been to the same voice coach.Yvette educated in Hampshire,Ed educated all over the place and Liam educated in Harlow,yes Essex. Where did they get their accents from? Can only assume that the voice coach comes from north of Watford. I suppose soon we’ll be seeing Ed and Yvette wearing flat caps walking their whippet dog around Westminster. Pathetic
The Islam for UK web site is now defunct.
http://www.islam4uk.com/
To my mind this is a self defeating action. Cencorship is bad, very bad, we may as well live in a communist state when this goes on.
Yes they are shit stirrers and yes they are publicity seekers but if we have such a strong cause why gag them?
Personally, i find them an electoral asset. They’ve probably swung more votes my way today than either Labour’s breakfast briefing or the Conservatives expensive billboard campaign.
Who said elections were costly?
Well we know that little Nicky swings both ways when he had Martin Websters briefs for breakfast as he took an extensive dildo with pain
Who says gay erections are costly for Nazis?
Yes I agree. Let the 5th-Columnists speak, but preferably from their own countries, certainly not from UK URL’s.
Those who have overseas-born parents or allegiances – let them claim patrimony from those lands. The UK government owe them, if nothing else the one-way ticket.
Live long and make your failed state prosper!
Far more likely that their server has crashed.
Interesting parallel to the McDoom Universe
Does anybody look at bollocks like this?
It was good only a willing slave would dissagree!
Interesting that islam4uk has just crashed.
I wonder what is that about?
Is postman pat about to find his ’spherical assets’ and ban the march?
Of course Nell just what did you expect,no way will this be allowed to continue,political dynamite Gordoom an his arseholes can’t allow this to take place.
Ban free speech.
Facts are lies
War is peace
Work makes you free
£10 says someone complained to their ISP, who have quickly decided that they don’t particularly like ext.rem.ists as customers…
It’s unlikely to be government-driven, because that would leave a paper trail subject to FoI request
250,000 say NO.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1240318/100-000-people-Facebook-protest-Islamic-extremist-march-military-town.html
Just goes to show how many people can be manipulated by one well prepared publicity stunt.
If Labour or Conservative had that level of media expertise, the election would be in the bag.
329,000 now
I’m becoming positively orgasmic.
It looked like things might get to be a bit more fun under Dave, what with his key advisers girlfriend ordering up a bisexual Lithuanian takeaway but then they go and ruin the image by being a couple of arrogant pricks.
Goes to show, making a fortune out of fish fingers can go to your head!
Interesting Times front page, suggesting that the “Party of the Many” have had a bit of trouble getting enough people to like them…
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6976038.ece
shame… ;-)
From the article…
has pared down the money it owes to £11.5 million. This is still a large enough sum to make Labour technically insolvent if it was an ordinary business,
Just like the UK then.
Snap!
Incompetence doesn’t begin to describe them. Does it?
Blunkett: Labour to be wiped off the face of the map.
Mr Blunkett, in his comments to The Times, warned that the Conservatives had an “absolutely clear strategy for buggering us after the next election” if they win power. He said this involved capping all donations, including those from the unions, Labour’s financial mainstay, at £100,000. Other measures such as redrawing constituency boundaries to the Conservatives’ advantage and banning Scottish or Welsh MPs from voting on English laws, would also help to keep Labour out of power or even “wipe us off the face of the map,” said Mr Blunkett.
Fuck yeah!
Wipe them ofdf the face of the map? It’s a start.
They should consider themselves lucky if some vindictive Tory administration doesn’t come after them for treason once they get their hands on the books. There will be a fair few treasury employees who could be persuaded to make a witness statement in return for clemency in their role of providing rigged figures and forecasts during the Brown Idiocy.
So financially incompetent they can’t keep their own party’s finances in anything close to order, yet we are supposed to trust them with the country’s finances – and we wonder why we’re £178bn down this financial year…
Can we expect the party Chair
manperson to end up in trouble for this mismanagement? – if there is much of a party left in 6 months’ time of course!Sounds like something Labour might do. Trying to stitch up other party’s funding, gerrymandering electoral boundaries. Oh, wait. Labour already did this.
How disgraceful.
Labour’s going bankrupt. At least they have the BBC and Guardian to fight their campaign for them.
Beeboids next on the list, sold off to the Heseltine empire and a good thing too.
[...] Berlusconi’s Buxom Blonde Babe Silvio Berlusconi pictured with a pretty blonde is hardly news. Michaela Biancofiore is an MP in his party, she [...] [...]
And your best offer is?
A dictionary or “How to use your Spellchecker” Tutorial ?
Unmod me! I am a Rocker!
True conservatives, rise up as the Aussies rose against Turnball!
Labour’s going bankrupt.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6976038.ece
I’m sure they are very thankful they have the BBC, Channel 4, the Daily Mirror and the Guardian to publish their leftie propaganda in these difficult times.
Global cooling watch: Seoul got its worse snow in 70 years yesterday.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100104/ap_on_re_as/as_asia_storms
maybe Ed Balls would not blink so much if he had the caravan tow-ball removed from his anoose
So Burlusconi got a birthday snog from one of his MPs, big deal. Here in South Africa the President just got married for the fifth time. even if we count the one who killed herself and the other one who divorced him that means the 68 year old Jacob Zuma is currently entertaining himself with three wives. Apparently not satisfied with three mothers in law he is also reported to have paid lobola* to the families of a Swazi princess and another lady.
*Cows being the equivalent to engagement rings in local society (or keys to combine harvesters in the midwestern United States).
When I was younger, I went shoplifting in Ann Summers.
I stole a vibrator. I didn’t need it, I only did it for the buzz.
Cast iron Dave will definitely do something about marriage and taxes!
It’s a cast iron commitment, like marriage, only this one will cost no money at all.
It will look nice though and have a lovely Blairite slogan.
The peoples marriage tax cut for the many not the few.
# 312 & 314 So nice to see that the Labour Trolling Unit is up early . It must because the new term starts to-day ? Don’t be late – wouldn’t do to get a detention first morning back.
The Bride of Frankenstein….
Sod Gordon; I’ll grope ‘arriet any time! ‘Course, I’ve already bin there an’ done t’business forr’er. Ol’ Belusconni (never could get the ‘ang o’ Italiano spellin’) ‘as gorrit right as far as I’m concerned – shag as many as yuh can get yer ‘ands on while t’goin’s good is worrI say! If all t’women in t’ouse ‘o commons were laid in a long line, yuh can bet yer last shillin’ that it’d be me doin’ t’layin’. Aye, I’ll shag ‘em as fast as yuh can shove ‘em under me -even Maggie Beckett at a pinch! ‘Appy days!
Hey Big Boy, it’s been a while since I was filled in – what are you doing tonight?
Bless you my wanton children!
Jesus! These Labour women have such rotten taste!
I made dicks to go in fannies! Go for it you mortals
Is everything stuck in the mod tonight?
Gordon might shake hands with the buxom blonde. If he could be bothered to. Remember the police officer?