In yet another attempt to rattle Labour with how much money they have, the Conservatives have rolled out yet another poster campaign. This time featuring a giant airbrushed Cameron. Guido was particularly tickled to see that one of these giant billboard posters have been bought outside the entrance to News International’s headquarters in Wapping. This morning streams of Times and Sun hacks had to walk past a giant Dave begging for their affection. Subtle.
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Max Clifford says…
“Most people want to read nasty things about people, not nice things.”
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
Great idea and a great ad. How about buying up a billboard near Labour HQ, that will really rattle them.
Too presidential – and Dave is so bland it’s a gamble and a half. Although, we’re never gonna see a billboard with Ruin on it.
If there was one,people would be queuing up to take a dump on it.
It would be the only way we could get back at the evil git for shitting on all of us.
it seems to be lacking a Hitler moustache!
Seeing as the bastard doesnt believe in Europe wide democracy and nation states!
How’s the morale in the No 10 Press office????
They’ve taken a bit of the Christmas pudge off his face. Nice looking though.
Europe wide Democracy? I don’t remember voting for the new President or the so called Treaty that created his post. What we are looking at in the European Parliament is a Dictatorship very much like the one Brown and his cronies are trying to create by Boundary fiddling, scaremongering and pre Election bribes to the gullible ( and let’s not forget his reliance on the ‘Praetorian Guard’ of Scottish MPs in Parliament voting on purely English matters). As for moustaches, what about an Oliver Hardy one for Brown?
Ruin with a moustache would be fun, Bob Aintworthajot’s safe, he’s already got a Hitler moustache.
I can’t go on making false housing benefit claims.
I’ll cut the dodgy claims so instead of millioniares like me ripping off my expenses we will be able to reduce the deficit, not the NHS.
fuck sake Guido at least have some kind of excuse for being Coulson’s dogsbody and Dave’s Public Relations chum other than some posters are near Wapping and this poster is big
Subtle indeed
You’re running on empty just now and losing all pretence of being anything other than just another Conservative blogger taking Ash*rofts coin for fawning copy
Whatever next?
Charles Clarke thinks Brown should step down shocker? Labour MP says he wants Brown to step down and has said so on his website? Nick Brown doesn’t like plotters?
Dick, Cameron is a personable man who opinion polls say is more popular than his party, who are still thought of as ‘nasty’ by some.
The subtlety of putting DC on the posters is to compare him to his opponent – can you ever imagine Labour doing the same with their Glorious Leader? It’s an attack on Broon without having to mention his bad name.
I’m not against it – just hope it isn’t all going to be like this. Cameron isn’t as strong with the Tory base as other leaders have been – no bad thing considering a lot of Tories are unreformed neanderthals but it would be foolish to take Bliar’s mantle and be the glorious leader. He’s only storing up more resentment.
Grass roots people need to feel included – hell, we all need to feel included after being steamrollered for so long and it just seems a PR exercise, bland, anodyne and yet vain. I do hope it is effective – certainly the message is simple and the recognition factor of Cameron is a useful commodity.
This heir to Bliar thing though – are we just in the wake of yet another bandwagon?
I think that the Tory campaign has been thought through and planned over the past couple of years, there will be different themes and policies for each department.
Showing Cameron personally when talking about the NHS is a good idea (he has very good personal experience of it) and any talk of Cameron reminds us that the choice at the ballot box is either him or the incumbent to run the country!
That said, you have a point about being presidential, I would hope that other posters will be not just of Dave with a quote.
PS I’m sure Guido won’t object to your non de plume!
Yeah, bit freaky that – first time that’s ever happened and bang about Redwood’s site. Hey ho – none of my business!
Reply to Steve expat.
The horrible problem is that MPs get preferential and deferential treatment on the NHS so they have no idea of the God awful reality faced by the electorate.
The only way to run a service like the NHS with public funds is to directly monitor user satisfaction as the one and only target.
Moley, can’t comment on how MPs use the NHS (or don’t).
There was certainly a fair bit about monitoring outcomes rather than processes in the Tory draft health manifesto this morning and lots of ideas about patient choice and localism, also removing the micromanaging role currently played by ministers in the NHS.
http://www.conservatives.com/News/News_stories/2010/01/~/media/Files/Downloadable%20Files/DraftHealthManifestopdf.ashx
He looks like the total slimeball he is; even worse than Blair.
I sort of agree with you. I want to see the back of Labour (never ever voted for them) and the Libdems are totally stupid, but Dave seems too much like another Blair. Don’t forget, Dave did put a windmill on his roof and tries to pass himself off as an eco-cyclist.
bit quiet on LabourList today is it?
Lord Stantead, you are Mike Naylor and I claim my €5 ………….I thenk yau!
Same toilet, different arse
No Al, that’s too cruel!
154 – Is it possible to be more odious than B.Liar? Doubt it – that louse bag and his ugly greedy vile wife beat ay slime ball!
He’s got it all wrong, the NHS is the part of the budget that needs to be cut.
Exactly so! The NHS is where the cash is haemorrageing, and yet the quality of the NHS deteriorates. Strangely enough, the Meteorological Office got a huge bung to spend on weather forecasting and they still tell me that I should be having a barbecue. For some reason, anything that Brown throws wads of money at turns to shit. Cameron is the heir to Brown.
Hows about projecting some hilarious Brown YOU TUBE efforts on selected buildings with an associated “downbrown.com” website grouping the best?
great idea – an coincide it with getting “Gordon Is A Moron” by Jilted John to number one.
Nothing like an integrated communications campaign.
Getting Gordon is a moron to number one is a brilliant strategy, but that campaign should be timed to get it to number one on the Sunday before the election itself.
keep your powder dry till then.
It would also make a few shillings for the great John Shuttleworth.
“getting “Gordon Is A Moron” by Jilted John to number one.”
This is a brilliant idea (and will no doubt please John Shuttleworth, whatever his political affiliations!).
Fantastic ! – I’ll buy 20,000 copies !
Genious suggestion. Shame there is no ToTP any more to play it to a mass audience.
Wow. That is just so inspired. You should get an award for that suggestion.
If they can pip the X Factor with a Web campaign then I’m damn sure we can.
I’ll have a word with the fellows at my Clab.
Tories Confirm They Will Tax You to Pay off Deficit
The Tory Shadow Chancellor has confirmed that his party will increase taxes to pay off the deficit — instead of cutting expenditure on foreign aid, illegal foreign wars, immigration, asylum and the EU,
Ken Clarke suggested it but why let accuracy hinder you?
Is Ken Clarke no longer a front bench Conservative party MP, shadowing the biggest office in the labour Government?
If Ken Clarke says they will increase taxes, then that IS the tories saying that they will increase taxes!
He can be over-ruled by Oik
Dave will do what his EU handlers tell him to, talking of which here comes fat Ken the bilderbergers pet! blue Mandy!
Correct, Clarke, Osborne, Cameron et al are all Rothschild puppets and Bilderbergers who will continue the same basic direction as labour. Onward towards a single, unitary, global dictatorship. So they have some policy differences, but the overall direction of labour and tory are exactly the same as the Republican/Democrat direction in the USA and the center ground of the EU. Obama has not been much different to Bush on the general direction of Government. Differences in who pays for healthcare, but not in who profits, differences in emphasis in the war on terror, but not on who dies, who is tortured, who is detained etc…
Even on Climate, Bush showed that he had bought into the climate change scam at the end as he was seeing the global war on terror fail to establish the global governance that it was designed to create under the “with us or against us” a strategy designed to scare the world’s nations into compliance and acceptance of an American lead global Government. The Rockefellers are behind that strategy as a means to employ Americas military strength to gain a strangle hold over the world government.
It seems that scaring people with climate disaster costs less, has the potential to be more profitable and more governments around the world will buy into it more easily. The “Global warming” scam is a Rothschild supported scam. The Rothschilds were behind funding Hitler to power and the Eugenics movement. They are now continuing this work under the man-made climate change banner.
The man-made global warming scam has the added benefit (to the eugenics supporting elite) that it can make fuel and food so expensive the it will kill hundreds of millions of the world’s poor through starvation and hypothermia (in cold countries in winter) or hyperthermia (in hot countries in the summertime.
I do so enjoy these plebeian debates about how many angels can dance on the head of a pin but I haven’t laughed so much in years as I did at Master Oatens comment. Take it from me – Oik Osborne could not overrule a straight line (although he is pretty good at hoovering up such lines).
Great post as usual Ned,
perhaps it may be time to cover the royal angle on this also.
it`s not just the bankers, rockafell and rothschild.
Queens speach was classic NWO propaganda, queen has shares in rothchilds federal reserve / imf private banking system – she profits from the bank bailouts through the interest repayments. plus signed us away to the EU.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEJdeWvGIZU&feature=related
Charles – bilderberger and climate hoax NWO suppoter
phillip – bilderberger, trilateral commission
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Bilderberg_participants
and their agenda
http://www.svpvril.com/nwo.html
“If I were reincarnated, I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.” Prince Phillip, World Wildlife Fund
Are you simple?
Can you read?
Suggested and confirmed are two different things, now run along you have a war to support and British servicemens children to leave fatherless?
Bloody Blue rinse fascists.
I see Nuliebor are getting desperate.
Looks like Conservative head office are getting desparate to keep the 2 party illusion going.
Er Nu Labour are the same, have you not noticed.
same policies on
Europe
Immigration
illegal war
selling all UK assetts
both parties run by the Bilderbergers, there is no labour and conservative parties, all that remains are PR machines to keep up the deciet.
The bilderberg elite run EU owns us if you hadn`t noticed!
Ken left the countries’ finances in fine fettle. The gorgon came along and Prudence flew out the window!
ken would have killed the economy just the same as brown if not faster had he been ordered to as brown was by his and kens bilderberg banking pals.
Government spending will be a lot lower under the Conservatives than Labour. But the Labour deficit is so huge and such a big problem that taxes will inevitably need to go up whoever wins the next election. Either way it’s Labour who are to blame for the problem of the colossal debt.
True enough.
And that’s the point – Brown’s incompetence has doomed us to higher taxes regardless.
Unless you’re a benefit-claiming, workshy layabout of course, then just carry on as usual.
Incompetence? There is not that much incompetence in the world to excuse Blair/Brown’s governments. It is deliberate, pre-conceived malice against the UK and the British people.
goverment spending will be what the bilderberg group decide it will be, same as for labour. if anything they will ramp up goverment spending to help grease all the eu totalitarian spy and spend plans.
dave is a puppet.
The tory leadership will need to keep up the pretence of fiscal conservatism, so their spending will be lower than labour’s. It will not be anywhere near as low as it should be though. Cameron still supports BIG government, and his masters will dictate the vision of the conservative Britain. Cameron will be allowed some leaway to personalise things, and implement some pet policies, so long as he follows the overall agenda.
When the time comes to ditch the pound and join (either) the euro, or a single global currency, then the British economy will be crashed to facilitate this, whoever happens to be in power.
Who knows what Dave will do when he gets in to office? You don’t really know a person until you live with them.
barefootcontessa says:
Nothing but Tory propaganda
“Government spending will be a lot lower under the Conservatives than Labour. ”
It might even be brought under control.
Bollocks, cast-iron Dave will still be an EU puppet with his strings being pulled by Brussels. Why do you think he won’t give us a referendum? It is because he is part of the EU problem.
Conservatives to meet Laffer Curve.
…and hopefully will leave the meeting knowing that 50% income tax will lead to an increase in emigration and a decrease in tax revenues!
And what has Dave (or his mini-me, Boy George) said about it? Nowt. He’s going to allow Darlings tax rises go ahead. That means that by voting for cast-iron Dave you will be getting more Labour policies. Dave is bluLabour, just more of the same with a blue rinse.
7 Dick the Prick
54 Local dumpster
78 commuservatives
14 Daves Commuservatives
These lads must be brain washed by the bunker to believe the Guff they write.
Taxes will rise who ever gets in at the general election, if Gordon gets back at “the General Erection” we all will be stuffed more by Gordon and his deceitful Party.
David Cameron is the most likely of all the party leaders to give the British a chance of improving their situation. Gorgon has had 12 years, Chancellor and Leader to make a difference – look at the devastion the Great lumbering oaff has caused.
Waken-up and Grow-up for goodness sake, you and your grandchildren will be paying for the last 12 years whoever is the next Government.
Thanks for that constructive analysis. As I bask in the warmth of your subtle intellect and erudition, i’m reminded of those halcyon days of yore when loyalty to the king was total and any dissent taken as treason. Do you think I should write a letter to Dave asking which bollock he likes tickled first or do you think I should just wing it and go for the left, slowly stroking it until he gets a stiffy?
Just because one doesn’t give unequvocal, undying, absolute loyalty to the crusade of one sectional chap who, as you state, would undoubtedly be better than Ruin, does not mean that i’ve been brainwashed. On the contrary – i’ve been living off fury now for soo long that if I were a Manchurian i’d be fit for fuck all. But thanks for your input – duly noted sunshine.
Using big words doesn’t change you from being an emotionally stunted, small minded, socially retarded fuckwit.
Do yourself a favour and blend your head before I turn up in SW1H with a few mates and kick your fucking head in.
Thank you Richard!!
er⋅u⋅di⋅tion - noun – knowledge acquired by study, research, etc.; learning; scholarship –
none of the above – intellect and knowledge only acquired by long years of experience and working through three disasterous Labour Governments.
Good Luck with your continued Fury and warped sense of humour.
Notice the small i’s in i’ve and i’d – Labour education?
I think we all think Dave’s a bit of a lightweight but if he said what he meant then Ruin & Lord Handleson of Boy would just steal it. Quite an exciting election even if it is choosing death by firing squad or injection.
“I’ll cut the deficit, not the NHS.”
Is that one of your cast-iron guarantees Dave?
The only way you can do that Dave is to collect more taxes.
… and the only way to do that is to stop strangling UK businesses and encourage entrepreneurship and foreign inward investment.
Stop stealing from the shrinking productive part of the economy to subsidise the obese client state.
CUT the client state, CUT taxes and government income goes UP! Make the tax system MUCH simpler and fairer (flat percentage) and the black economy shrinks.
The problem with the above is, that it becomes much more difficult to monitor, track, control every last tiny detail of people’s lives.
I see no realistic prospect of the above sensible cuts being implemented by Cameron.
An LVT is far less distortionary and will even correct a large part of the economic problems in the country.
Even better if they have a Citizens Dividend that eventually kills the failure reward “welfare” state.
Cut the deficit yes – cut the NHS drastically too.
Cut everything on the state by at least 60% per annum.
It’s the only way out of the Labour mess.
But the NHS *needs* cutting you nitwit!
What is wrong with taking a big axe to the NHS. it is easily the biggest employer in Europe and quite possibly the least efficient. The front line troops work valiantly under hostile fire from their Managers and betters. However the critical measurement is never ever used. Do we get value for money? measured in so very many ways, and waiting lists ain’t one of them.
There are too many managers and not enough Nurses.
The NHS needs a top-down cull.
Totally agree. Yes, NuLabour has spent more money on the NHS but not where it counts on the frontline. To much bureacracy, paperwork and targeting and of all the party leaders DC might be the guy to have an impact. He does have direct knowledge of the system given his personal circumstance and knows where it can be improved and the recent release does have some very good points in it. At over 150 pages I have not read it all but the bullet points look to push most of the buttons that are important to me.
If I burn £20 notes in my living room I could claim that my heating bill is £100k a day. This is not so far removed from what Labour has done with the NHS, their urge to squander the Public’s money borders on mania. Labour talks about saving a £million here and a £billion there while busily borrowing £15 billion a month ad infinitum. It’s simple, Labour are utterly incapable of managing an Economy!
This is all wrong. Dave is not the Conservative party, Dave is a member and leader of the Conservative party, it is not Dave’s party, it is a democratic party. And we do not have presidents in this country.
That poster is saying elect Dave as the president of the UK…FUCK HIM….My vote is definitely going to UKIP now.
Dave will do what his bilderberger handlers tell him to do, just like doom.
the party and MPs unless they are co bilderbergers have no say and no power.
they are whipped to do as they aqre told and the bastards sign up for illegle wars rather than face the whip.
on top of this the fascist EU-run by the bilderburger group with no mandate, make 75% of our laws and can at any time decide to make 100%
meaning that `British` democracy is a joke, we live in a fascist EU state.
one day the blue rinse twats will get it.
probably the same time their kids are conscripted to fight Russia in the imperialist EUs army invasion of said country after a few false flag ops convince the sheep.
1939 here we come!
Wow. You need to breath more. I get it. You hate Dave and Europe so why don’t you stop frothing at the mouth and vote for who ever it is you believe is best.
Good luck.
Why dont you stop trying to dictate to people?
there`s a good boy!
When democracy ends – death camps begin – history tells us so.
Take it easy on the eye bulgers like ‘commuservatives’.
They are either trolls or sad angry men whose best years are behind them.
Either way sad and lonely cases.
commuservatives, you are right, and believe me, I DO understand your frustration, and anger at the treason that is being committed in broad daylight in an ‘in-your-face’ blatant destruction of the last 1000 years of English law and sovereignty.
BUT,
I do now think that ranting switches off so many people who otherwise may listen.
The massive shift in reality that occurs in people when they begin to, or are first getting information that shows that the UK is NOT a democracy and has not been for over 75 years now, and that shows that the signing of the Lisbon Treaty (and many of the previous treaties) without a referendum is an act of treason, and that we are being forced down a road to corporate servitude and death under a global dictatorship that wishes to reduce the global population to about 500 million people is SO VAST, SO out of what they experience daily, so different from the virtual reality (or reality shaded with utterly false context) that they just switch off and go back to sleep.
We need to remain calm and present facts in a much more cold, matter of fact manner.
I had a great deal of difficulty in accepting that the entire establishment would conspire against the wishes of the people.
Present cast iron examples of the “establishment” conspiring to create a false reality and people may wake up.
Well the whole Iraq WMD reason to go to war in Iraq was such a conspiracy. Despite NO evidence to support the claim that Saddam retained WMD into this century, a lie was formulated, disseminated by BOTH mainstream political parties and the print and television media, examples of blatant and deliberate and wilful forged and invented evidence was downplayed. The fact that ALL evidence supporting Iraq still having WMD was debunked publicly in the blogosphere before the invasion and the only claims repeated by the establishment were known forgeries (and they even lied about them) and false hoods. (IF they had real evidence, why did they need to forge false evidence to convince the public?) The mainstream media parroted “official” lines completely uncontested and unchecked.
The known production capacity of Iraq’s weapons labs, and factories alongside the laws of physics and Chemistry and Biology prevented the claim from even being remotely possible.
It was not the job of the dissenters and sceptics to prove a negative, it was the job of those who were positive that Saddam retained a WMD capacity that was a threat to us, to prove it. They never ever got close to proving it. All they did was create a collective group think based upon an alleged “belief” that Saddam retained a WMD capacity.
Well people can believe all sorts of things. People can believe in pixies and unicorns, but that is not something that is concrete enough to go to war and kill over a million people.
The media NEVER challenged the lies. Even when the yellowcake lie blew up in their faces, they only reported that it may be a forgery. They NEVER investigated where it came from, or why it was created, or why the proponents of the war were relying on forged information to go to war. They ALL conspired to allow war to take place.
Labour, tories and the mainstream media are ALL complicit in the disgusting and inhuman atrocities and war crimes that have been committed in Iraq. It was clearly a conspiracy to pervert natural and international justice. The evidence supporting the case for war was so weak, that there is NO WAY that the media could have simply failed to do their job in holding the executive to account. They were complicit in deliberately and wilfully misleading the people of this nation.
When we went to war, in direct opposition to the will of the people and over such flimsy, faked evidence, then I became convinced that there truly is an “establishment conspiracy” to pursue a single agenda outside of any democratic accountability.
Mr Ned.
You left out climate change, which is even more of a con trick than the Iraq war.
Why has no politician even mentioned the legitimate doubts that must be present following climategate?
Why is the global warming / carbon trading bandwagon being continued against the public’s wishes?
Are carbon credits intended to be the new global currency?
Nice post Ned as usual,
The people betrayed
On Iraq
The EU
The Climate hoax
The banking bailout
We have no voice as all three parties are the same and corrupted by the bilderberg banking cartel. All we have left is the internet and it won`t be long before they come for that.
We can only hope for an anti EU party to rise fast enough to change the current rush into full blown fascism, but with all the media forces at thier disposal it will be an uphill struggle.
and we are running out of time as they brainwash and indocrinate our children.
It is so sad to see good people who still think there is a difference between Lsabour and the Conservatives other than packaging.
so complete is the brainwashing and deciet.
Do they not realise they are marching strait into tyranny?
Hello McBridesters….
Are you going to keep this up for five months?
And who didn’t enjoy watching our marxist chancellor stand up in front of the press and claim that the Tories – who are not in government – have a ‘black hole’ in their plans, when he’s currently racking up debts of at least £175bn per year.
Do you really think the public will buy that line from the people who bankrupted the country?
The activists and Labour leaning students are all back from their ski-ing holidays at Val d’Isere and other upmarket venues. Just how quiet was it over the Xmas/NY break. They know how to spin and stay on message, because they have fuck all brains, and just do as little minded drones do best. They do what they are told, even if they don’t believe it.
“Do you really think the public will buy that line from the people who bankrupted the country?”
NO I DO NOT. I HATE LABOUR AND EVERYTHING THAT THEY CURRENTLY STAND FOR!
But I cannot understand where hatred of labour and complete and total disbelief in everything they say turns into blind and delusional acceptance of anything the tories say.
You can demonstrate the palpable delusion of the average tory voter if you like, But I am no labour troll and would happily demonstrate said fact with extreme physical violence against any labour candidate or supporter. The problem you blind and delusional tories have is that you cannot see how Cameron, Osborne et al are all puppets to the SAME puppet master as Blair, Brown et al. Labour and tory disagree with each other because they are both vying to take their place at the same profoundly anti-British trough.
You can insult me, call me a brainless fuckwit, question my manhood, insult my family, but if you ever dare suggest that I am any kind of labour supporter and you will be wearing your ball-sack as a gimp-mask, UNDERSTAND??? That is fighting talk and I do not fuck about when it comes to breaking people.
Labour and tory are the same. That said, I would far sooner people vote tory than labour, if you are so conditioned and braindead as to genuinely believe that that is your only choice, but I cannot see the point in replacing the evil labour traitors with the evil tory traitiors.
Cameron is not even in power yet and he has already sold the British public out!
UKIP are the only conscionable option.
I voted UKIP at the EU elections because I was happy that the tories would win, and I wanted to see UKIP beat labour.
I was thinking of voting tory at the next election, but Cameron’s craven cowardice to give in to the EU dictatorship finally convinced me that he truly is a vile cowardly puppet of the Rothschild elite. Like many former tories, I gave CMD chance after chance after chance to prove that he really is a conservative, a real conservative, but there is not one conservative bone in his body.
On Climate change, the Iraq war crimes, banking bail-outs, the EU and through the EU, ID cards, immigration, crime, terrorism, education and much more, Cameron’s tories will be the same as Labour.
Every time I look at that poster I think of George Orwell’s Big Brother. And Dave is a kind of cool name for an all seeing big brother too.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.”
He’s even got a TV channel named after him
“Brown named ‘worst-dressed man’ by British GQ “
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8438862.stm
Among those in the best-dressed rankings, however, was Conservative leader David Cameron,
TOP FIVE WORST-DRESSED MEN
1. Gordon Brown
2. Russell Brand
3. Nicolas Sarkozy
4. Boris Johnson
5. Top Gear Team
The magazine even deemed the prime minister worse-dressed than military-attired, reclusive North Korean leader, Kim Jong-il.
The Match of the day team are pretty badly dressed as well.
Perma tanned waxed chested open collared twats
Men who wear their shirts hanging outside their trousers,
Men who wear boring suits with ties,
men who have pot bellies,
men who wear white or navy and white trainers,
men who wear grey ‘casual’ slip on shoes,
men who have their teeth whitened,
men who have their hair coiffured,
men who have their heads shaven.
men who wear cheap beige anoraks,
men who wear ill fitting jeans that invariably slide off the back off their arses,
men who have orange faces.
Men who look like Gordon Brown, Alan Johnson, Peter Hain, Phil Woolas, Nick Brown, Jack Straw, Bob Ainsworth – too many to mention!
All these are, or are potentially, badly dressed. So that rules out practically the whole of British manhood.
“men who have their heads shaven”.
I shave my head, not to look hard, but because i’m bald.
I’d rather look like Duncan Goodhew than Roger de fucking Courcey !
Any man that follows “metrosexual” fashion, is not a man either.
Bollocks to having more lotions and creams and gels and “formulas” in the bathroom than my wife. Moisturiser? That’s for baby’s bottoms during a nappy change.
Fuck all that “male product” bullshit. Coal tar soap and hot water is all I shall ever need to keep clean.
I have a purple face, wear tweeds and Barbours with riding boots, have my hair cut by my farrier and am equally fat all over, so lack a pot belly. My teeth are cigar-coloured. Will I do?
concrete pump:
“I shave my head, not to look hard, but because i’m bald.”
Hang on a minute – if you are bald, what is there to shave?
PS – your head must be a bit chilly during these days of “Global Warming” that the UK is currently going through!
Sir William:
“I have a purple face, wear tweeds and Barbours with riding boots…”
Surely you should be wearing your Hunting Pink now, Sir William? I thought tweed was only for cubbing earlier in the season, what?
If you shave your head you are a twat.
If you have a goaty, then be aware if it looks like a c’nut it must be a c’nut.
That is all!
@ Australian
I am shiny and bald on the top only, i still have hair around the sides.
and yes – i’m fucking freezing.
@ trev skint
Thanks for that.
No bother CP, mine just falls out in this style!
Countessa, what about women who dont wear shoes on their feet ?
Who the fuck do you think you are rinny and suzanna ?
So this election campaign is going to be about just two men Dave v Gordon.
Quite clever by the Tories really as the shadow cabinet is mainly lightweights, but if the public are just focused on Dave and Gordon then dave wins. Gordon is already a loser in the public mindset.
our great leader gordon ,is not “a loser in the public mindset” just look at the wonderful photo of gordon in the andrew marr show to know that he is great,and if you doubt this go to his great video ,(called “the gurning video”) i cant think why ,and play it over and over again …untill election day …. then take two little pink ones and one big red one ….michael
Dave is a lightweight too, don’t forget. There are some real Conservatives in his party, why can’t we have one of them instead?
Huhneosser the dyke from your hatred of men i assume you are a rug muncher !
Al Murray Describes people who follow fashion as thus
At every fox hunt there is a pack of hounds
at the front of the pack al lthe hounds are followig the scent
but at the back of the pack there are hounds
who have no idea about what they are doing
why they are barking, why they are there or even the fact that theres even a fox so all they are doing is following Arseholes
that is all you need to know about fashion
FFS dave looks like some sort of spanish spiv politician.
he is ofcourse an English spiv politician with a plum in his mouth, thirty million in the bank and yet he still claims housing benefit.
thieving fucking c’unt.
They’ve certainly tanned him up somewhat. I know they are trying to copy the Obama campaign but there’s no need to black Dave up.
He is claiming what is possible to claim, you thick plank.
david cameron specifically set up his own personal affairs so he could maximise his claim.
furthermore, he is a millionaire and therefore has no need to make housing benefit claims for as he is a millioniare with several properties his housing benefit claims are a luxury claim and not an essential one for him to carry out his duties as an MP.
if dave did not make those false claims he would still be able to carry out his duties and the claims he has made are simply unnecessary.
you criminally minded dimwit!
Paying people “according to their needs” is rank communism.
What you are saying is that everybody should be means tested and paid according to both their needs and their means.
So the lazy fuckers get paid the most.
I take it you are a paid up member of the Labour Party.
a thief is a thief.
david cameron is a thief. a fraudster who has defrauded public funds.
change? the future? fuck off. you must be having a fucking larf you c’unt.
the irony is, ofcourse, delicious: the tory leader is a housing benefit cheat. the party who despises benefit cheats has one as its leader.
you could not make this shit up. innit.
oh, and you must be new here if you do not know I am independent of all political parties.
you cretin.
Think it really has rattled them at Labour HQ already. They know that they are going to be out-gunned in the election spend. They have an unmarketable leader, who has never faced real general voter scrutiny ever. They are facing an uphill battle statistically, as no party has ever gone 4 terms. The economy is dire, and the ‘Started in the USA’ meme is not going to stick at all. It was the q’s outside Northern Rock that tipped the scales and effectively called time on the unreal credit jamboree. The NuLabour top team is reviled nearly as much as the Maximum Imbecile. People are weary on Bin Taxes, and unreasonable speeding/parking taxes.
There is nothing in their Armoury to save them at all. Only the craven stupidity of the client state workers and general bludgers will secure a ‘Captive Vote’. All in all, it is for Cameron to lose.
The q’s outside Northern Rock you say…. hmmmmm
Never gone four terms? How many terms between 1979 & 1997?
Go on tell us!
Four, perhaps.
Three under Thatcher followed by a fourth under Major, and Major secured more votes for the Conservatives in 1992 than Thatcher ever got.
The seating boundary changes meant that the Tory Majority was reduced.
Blair failed to stay in power as long as Thatcher, and Brown will not even manage to match John Major’s electoral achievements.
Imagine the size of his balls……
ahhhh… where’s the Kleenex?
What’s this, Mark…….New Year’s resolution to avoid the scat?
Nope, just a little amuse bouche for starters.
(I really have lowered myself and have put my lunch in jeopardy)
I’m going to pull your head off.
He is so right! we cant go on see saw electing one lot of dick heads after another.
Best stay at home or vote for the most obscure party you can find.
Not voting is the equivalent of voting FOR these fuckwits. They will win by default.
Everyone who is sick of the current treasonous, anti-British extremist two party dictatorship MUST vote against them.
I shall be proudly voting UKIP.
………………. To keep McBruin in No 10.
Sorry ned – I agree with most of your postings.
I agree with you and will vote UKIP to take the smug look off CMD’s face
I’m with you brother.
Of course -UKIP,whose policies on the economy are……? (apart from spending money we do not have)
Whose policies on our Afghanistan involvement are……?
Whose plan for withdrawal from the EU is ….as yet unspecified. Still,only had since 1994 to think through the detail.
Careful you do not vote for another con trick.
UKIP are a sad bunch of red faced beyond middle age men who wank over pictures of Norman Tebbit. Dinosaurs baying at the dying of their light.
The Labour trolls seem to think pretending to be them is the best attack strategy they have.
Oh dear.
Grow up you sad f’ck. They have the policies, surely you don’t need this explaining to you, do you? What the f’ck do you want them to do?
A proportion of the British people don’t want to be part of the European union, and thankfully there’s a political party to reflect the wishes of the electorate. Whats your problem with that?
UKIP are a democratic option for the majority of voters who regard the politicians who reneged on their referendum promises as traitors.
UKIP is a very necessary outlet in a democracy.
UKIP is the only vote for the many people who understand that opposing a totalitarian superstate has to take precedence over everything else.
After this election, UKIP will be banned by the EU. Wait and see.
I vote to cut NHS spend by 20% and end overseas aid.
Me also – and whilst we’re belt tightening, how about a 75% cut in public sector pay, public sector jobs and public sector pensions.
“Careful you do not vote for another con trick.”
yeah, ‘cos Cameron’s cast iron guarantee was not a con at all was it?
Oh and the tory policy to scrap ID cards, only to have to implement the EU wide biometric ID scheme, is not a con either, is it!
The ONLY way to vote against the EU dictator Von Rompuy, to vote against a Marxist Fascist take-over of this country and to vote for a mainstream party is to vote UKIP.
(my test in this case for “mainstream” is the proportionate results at a national poll against labour and tory parties results. The last national poll in this country (last June) saw the tories win, UKIP come second and labour third. UKIP beating the governing party, arguably, makes them a bona fide mainstream party)
You can either vote FOR Britain, or you can vote for anti-British extremists and traitors and puppets of the EU dictatorship. You cannot vote FOR a better Britain by voting tory or labour or liberal. You can only vote against Britain by supporting those traitors.
UKIP may be pathetic, UKIP may be inept and run by sad jokers and fools, BUT, so are the other mainstream parties and UKIP are the ONLY party out pf the bunch of fools and fuckwits that stands up for genuine real British democracy and opposes all forms of dictatorship.
The tories have NO answers on the economy, they only offer supine submission to the EU, the plan to prolong the pain and death in Afghanistan, they are impotent on immigration and crime and punishment, and completely wrong on Climate Change.
At least UKIP will try to put these areas right.
Obscure Party……..how about the Scottish Tories?.
Is that the Tartan Tories or the Conservatives?
whatever , does anyone think any of em are suited to lead?
not shown, the additional text “and then I’ll pull a rabbit out of my ass.”
A white rabbit? That’d be really cool.
id vote for that
How did a rabbit get up your donkey’s arse?
Good poster: But I don’t like his hair like that, it should be more casual IMO
Yes, he looks more handsome in the photos of him at Eton, with long dishevilled hair. imho. He has a pleasant quite handsome face, and wears his clothes with style. Wins hands down against the Gorgon.
I must remember though, Stalin was a dish when he was in his twenties.
Apart from the smallpox scars.
Did you know him then? You must be getting on a bit….
Ah but Darling says they’ve seen his black hole!
As opposed to the black holes passed around The cabinet Table?
Darling’s black hole = the £178 billion deficit. And it’s growing.
Looks like it could be 200BN by the time the election comes around.
£4.4 trillion
You guys haven’t understood it. I saw Gordon on TV yesterday morning with that nice Andrew Marr, and he said that it is very straightforward. Labour have plans to reduce the deficit in half within 4 years while still increasing spending, unlike Dvae’s lot who want to cut acroos the board.
So stop worrying,……. it’s all going to be ok….. Gordon says so.
Ahhh see Mandy, I told you they’d believe me if I looked sincere enough. And there was you saying I was sneering!
Up the Red flag and down to all those Toffs!
(We’ll win cos Ally and Mandy tell me so)
please see my reply 273 at 4 08 4th .jan “our great leader ” …if you can work out guildo numbering system.michael
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Pull the other one. We had enough of your lies, spin and financial incompetence.
Get out before we throw you out!
You should see the size of Lord Mandy’s black hole and it aint in pounds and pence.
Are you sure they weren’t talking about his black eyebrows?
It looks as though Darling was telling lots of porkies this morning.
http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/5681488/the-tories-accuse-labour-of-telling-lies.thtml
Since when did labour ever do anything else?
The current deficit. (Just Enormous) is all the fault of the future Conservative Government. The do nothing party of Opposition. Making more sense by the minute really?
See I knew people would see sense eventualkly. Blame the Future Conservative Government for the last 13 Years.
+++Flashback alert+++
http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2006/05/dowie/John_Dowie_-_Time_Warp.mp3
and from this article;
“But if the ‘l’ word is being used five months out from the most likely election date then one wonders what language they’ll be using come April”
Picture PMQ’s the Wednesday before the Thursday General Election;
Cameron;
“And will the c*unt of a scottish f*uc*er please tell us all what his c*oc*suc*ker ministers are lying about,you bunch of nazty thugs?”.
Speaker Bercow;
“Er Mr Cameron,that kind of language will NOT do – you CANNOT call the evil b*astard a liar”.
Cameron;
“I withdraw the remark that this lump of excrement is a liar – he is simply not telling the truth”
“c*oc*suc*ker ”
?crocosucoker?
You need to adjust your asterisks a tad, I’d say.
What’s a stray asterisk in the galaxy of Labour hatred?
This will have the desired effect of delaying the election until the polls start to improve again as people see the cuts that are already being introduced in the Health service and in Social Care .
Clark sees the writing on the wall, Brown is in a word of his own and trying to save it.
50% more elderly died last winter ( a mild one) how many this year due to global warming?
As long as its English deaths he will be quite happy
There’s no such thing as the English
There’s the Jerrais, Jack remember them?
A mild one? Snow in October 2008 (the first for over 70 years). The coldest and heaviest February snow for 30 years?
Last winter was not mild. I had my heating on from the end of September 2008 through to May 2009.
This winter started later, but is much colder now than it was last January. It looks set to be the coldest Dec-Jan for 30 years.
That’ll be global warming.
funny innit, if we are to believe that such a thing as global warming is happening then energy bills should be reducing as we should not need as much heat.
but they are going through the roof.
the markets clearly do not believe in global warming.
No that’ll be numberwang
“50% more elderly died last winter”
It’s natures way of freeing up sea-front property on the south coast.
people that can afford sea front property are unlikely the main victims.
it will largely be in labour homelands.
people who have seen their working class communities destroyed by both tories and labour after fighting in the war, then left to freeze to death as labour recruit more diversity officers and rainbow police flags and climate hoax propaganda.
50% more elderly people died last winter?
How was that calculated?
The death rate among old people is 100% and even Labour can’t change that.
Surely 12 foot?
Twelve inches.
One inch.
Is it in yet?
That’s it you old trout!It’s over!I should’ve listened to Gramps.I’m off to China.
Must admit, he does look like a smug c*nt, probably got his reasons.
I wonder what the Labour party have got lined up for their billboard campaign.
I’ll bet they wont have a big picture of Brown on it. He always looks as if he’s about to puke from that fucking gopping mouth of his.
The c*nt !
Billboard campaign -cannot afford one. Etch a sketch more likely……
For the election that he bottled Saatchi produced “Just Gordon…” with a picture of the mong.
Care to recycle that one Mandy? Run it past us again? Thought not.
bizzare tale to start off 2010
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1208724/Police-hunting-ladies-underwear-thief-arrest-mayor-caught-CCTV-womans-bedroom.html
politics is about power
that bloke has perv written all over him
I see he is an Independent council member. That’s not TaT is it?
No TAT is due on here any minute – he’s on a day release scheme after he was found sniffing the exhaust pipes from Gordon Brown’s motorcade
See, you ARE missing him!
Maybe his time in Police Custody explains the delay in TaTs blog Launch !
Witherspoons are still doing their cheap offers so no chance.
2.29, you are banned. do not bother turning up to the grand opening of my soon to be launched site.
barefootcontessa, you are ofcourse welcome. I am considering a VIP section for ladies like you and nell to keep you safe from the riff-raff.
You will be SO missed.
BFC You’ve pulled, Duck! I hear the sunsets are very nice at Broadmoor.
Great, always wanted to know what Broad moor was like, is it in the Swaledale district?
rick, you too are banned from my blog.
don’t bother even trying to visit. your name is on the list of undesirables.
The horror, the horror!
UUURRKK-KH… (sniff) (ting) TATTATTAT… KRIPPLEKRIPPLE… BEE-YATCH… (fluff) (skweetle)
SKWEEERRRKK!!! TATTATTAT!!! (pingpingping) A-ARRKKH!!! WHERE’SYERBLOG!!! WHERE’SYERBLOG!!!
parrots are ofcourse banned.
I want to be banned. It’s not like I am going to miss anything, innit.
oh shut up you silly old tart.
It’s possible that treatment with Botox might be of some assistance to Brown.
along with the treatment with the little pink ones and the big red ones.michaelp.s to “contessa” no i am not a doctor ,michael.
I’d prefer a Magnum .44,the most powerful etc etc.
And hopefully it WILL blow his head clean off.
Mmmm…nothing’s clean about the Soviet spy Brown.
I thought “airbrushing” was going to be banned! Do the political classes not realize that these images do nothing but make the rest of us feel insecure about our bodies?
It’s made me shit myself.
Mark Oaten has appeared on the radar and is closing fast….
Ouch!
Don’t knock it. In these hard times getting paid to shit on an MP’s face must count as a pretty decent job.
Ask James Purnell – got him into loads of trouble.
I did think that election campaigns were limited in time by statute
only once it’s official
Quite. Just look at Al Gerbeeba (a.k.a. the Brown Bullshit Corporation), for example.
(No, don’t look – you know what I mean.)
It’s a bit fucking specific isn’t it? I’ll fund schools but not Agricultural Marketing Quangos….
“I’ll cut the deficit not the NHS, then I’ll probably have a bacon sarnie and do the recycling, possibly have a chat with Will about Iraq and then consider having a nap, if I don’t then I’ll pop over and see Govey about the Primary school thingy, but if I do then after my forty winks, I’ll have a fag, a biccie and then do some emails. I think it’s chili for dinner tonight, must get a few Stellas in…”
You missed out some time for a w*nk !
Wow, Dave won’t reform the worst example of Socialism killing people in this country, in fact he’ll waste even more money on this example of why stalinism doesn’t work.
http://nationaldeathservice.blogspot.com/
Sheer madness isn’t it. The British people are so brainwashed into thinking there is nothing better than their NHS that no politician who knows this is not the case dare say so.
Dave is being as opportunistic as ever. Nothing’s going to change under Dave.
Bog off, I’ve got private health cover.
Hannon wasn’t so shy… the king over the water.
I don’t think he says this.
You would have to be from another planet to believe that there is no fat to be trimmed from the NHS budget. The boy Dave is simply saying he won’t reduce the resources put into the NHS. (When Nulab wanted to pluck some easy savings out of the air last year, they claimed that they could do it by reducing the NHS spend on marketing. What’s all that about FFS?)
So why doesn’t he say that then? It would win him a lot more votes than this silly slogan which implies he is going to carry on pouring money into a black hole.
Because it would take a very big Bill Board. “Silly slogans” are what they call “advertising” in the trade.
I don’t know some people!
The Problem is the NHS structure.
There isn’t one?
Dave has too many question marks over his head.
Europe.
Climate.
NHS.
Useless policies on all of the above which totally avoid facing up to the problems.
People moan about the NHS all the time, but no-one questions the premise that the government shouldn’t manage our healthcare.
Public spending is out of control. If you completely abolished the income tax you would only have to take public spending back to what it was in 2002. Poor public services but you get to keep all of your income would be a good political slogan!
I question it. Health is personal, government is force.
The two never mix without a net negative outcome.
“People moan about the NHS all the time, but no-one questions the premise that the government shouldn’t manage our healthcare.”
I think you meant, “the premise that government should manage our healthcare”. I, for one, certainly question it. The idea that healthcare should be determined by politically manipulated government diktat is utterly abhorrent.
A doctor should be someone *I* consult as a matter of choice and with whom my discussions are completely private. A doctor who is employed by the State is required to make medical decisions as required by that State (and to report to the State any discussions he may have had with his patients, when the State dictates he must do so). Such a doctor cannot therefore function according to the Hippocratic Oath.
At a purely economic level, any goods or services provided “free” at the point of use will always be over-demanded and therefore, by definition, result in a wasteful and inefficient allocation of resources.
In summary therefore, the NHS will always be inherently wasteful of money and other resources, providing a poor standard of medical care in the most inefficient manner possible. It will also always be morally indefensible as those employed by the State are required to work in the State’s interests, not in their patient’s interests.
Fully agree, and a very good argument for user pays. You should see how many Asiabobs lurk in A&E. It’s like a fucking day out for all the family.
Correct. And most GPs are useless, overpaid gatekeepers of the system. Even with private health cover the GP has to write a letter of referral. What is that all about? Anyone who has used healthcare systems elsewhere will know how badly run the NHS is.
Honest DAVE says
….My free snake oil medicine is far better than any other snake oil mixture out there.
Cures quicker, lasts longer smells lovely try a dab behind yer ears!
Covers 99.99% of all known problems pretty much like a bullet through the head!
Honest Dave its a name you can trust!
Simply toddle off down to the polling booth and vote me or for one of my rich mates, and it will be jam, jam and more jam the day after tomorrow.
Free parker pen worth £££££’s with every vote!
More hilarity from Kevin the Mirror’s Politics Editor
Well as an ex-Lab voter he’s got the vote of me and mine.PS Lab vote will be sub 23% come polling day.Good innit!
But why is it above 0%?
Because around 23% of the electorate put state handouts above what is good of the country.Oh Yes and the silly Huhnes think they’ll be able to keep this money or jobs post election with a £175,000,000,000 deficit as big as ours.Thick as fuck AC1….Thick as fuck…..but thats what Labour rely on init..Dumbfucks.
Labour = Thick as fuck
“Boat is boat. Fuck is fuck.” Tom Conti as the Greek chap in Shirley Valentine
How about
‘I’ll cut Brown’s knackers off with torn Pepsi can”
I think that would win more votes
He’ll spend a long time looking for something that isn’t there.
Me two?
Why waste money on this? Just print huge posters of McMong with a slogan underneath saying “Do you really want a fucking one eyed jock halfwit running England again?”
Or better still “Would you trust this man near a playground?”
Brilliant idea. If Labour won’t put Brown on their posters, the other parties should put him on theirs.
I think you’re on to something. Simply reprinting some of Labour’s campaign literature from 1997/2001/2005 could be extremely effective. (“Things can only get better”….)
You’re all hired – report to my office at Canary Wharf tomorrow at 8am;
10 Cabot Sq,
Canary Wharf
London
E By God.
Unfortunately,salaries are restricted to a day rate of £750 with free First Class railtickets – I do hope this is enough to entice you away from your jobs as window lickers at Guido Plc.
Nope.
Some of you fuckers must have voted for Bliar. Perhaps you’d likr to top yourselves now, you bastards.
England and The UK are two different entities you fucking ignorant English mong !!!!
he can have Scotchland, Wales and N.I. as long as he leaves us English alone
The Tories would win every seat in England with that policy.
BTW, when Brown said there would be a Labour budget this spring, he was only reiterating his deluded view that he would have won the election and be back in power by budget time.
We don’t want him, boyo!
Leave you alone , what ? So you can shag your sisters ?
Two entities.England host.Scotland parasite.Viva Salmond English freedom fighter.
The technical word for this is ‘synecdoche’.
Anon: Fuck off back to Scotland and take the one eyed shit stabber with you.
#264 and you fuck off back to your cave you knuckledragging c unt
The cut and thrust of highbrow political debate.
Not yet we havent finished Shaggin all yer women yet, They love a man in a kilt didnt you Know ; )
Yeah, cause nay english coont washed up in glasgae and fucked all the skanks and fooked off, didn’t tey ehou?
Mong
#266 touch a nerve there did we, dance Nigel dance !
Better than a fifteen foot Gorgon any day of the week.
http://www.empirechronicles.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/gordon-brown1.jpg
I think this as a fifteen foot picture of gordon saying ‘Would you vote for this man?’ Would win the conservatives a lot of votes.
or a picture of Brown giving Bolton the death stare with “i’ll cut the NHS, not the defecit” next to it sounds about right.
That photo, with the caption “Five more years?”
They wouldn’t dare, or would they?!
Poster space is limited.
Leave out the “man”.
Caption:
Me and Mandy want to Rule your life for another 5 years.
Poster No 1:
McSnot nose mining and eating the produce,
“5 more years of picking yours”
Poster No 2:
Freezeframe from his famous YouTube moment
“5 more years of this?”
How about a picture of the monster holding out a carier bag of bricks;
with the caption: “would I lie to you”
Simply replay the moment Brown gets out of the car at Arromanches and gets booed by British war veterans.
And then replay him arguing with the grieving mother about his illiterate letter.
And then….the list is endless because we are talking about the greatest disaster zone in history – a man who ruins businesses,lives,economies,countries,continents and planets…the one and only bully boy himself – GORDON BROWN.
I think the graffiti artists are going to have a field day with this one.
only the ones with long arms
or a stick
Or a ladder.
That’s “Going Equipped”. Another £15 for Victims of Crime.
A bit of masking tape over “the deficit, not” should do the trick.
or just a big nob and balls jizzing everywhere?
That’s not graffiti, that’s Art.
Guido
You need an iPhone app for the blog that has movable scroll bars and a search function.
It would serve as positive evidence of your January sobriety.
I would be happy to pay as much as 15p to download it too.
yup – I get an iphone in two weeks – can you do it for then?
android is so so so better
David Cameron says the Tories will bring in stricter means testing for those on incapacity benefit, if they get elected!
The criteria will be if Stephen Hawking can work then so can you.
Bloody good idea!
But surely Labour doesn’t work?
Just wonderful thinking really. What is it with these workshy disability peoples. They claim for anything they can, and get offended when they have to be re-tested. If they want the money it should be quarterly testing by Israeli Military Doctors. A win win for all.
Nearly everyone I know who’s claimed IB has been perfectly ok… they let the wife earn the money.
I know a couple of single very disabled people, one a paraplegic and the other crippled by polio who’ve never claimed or married and hold down very good jobs, one’s in the City and the other’s a computer expert.
Greedy, stealing Labour MPs are trying to use the 1689 Bill of Rights to avoid prosecution over their expenses fiddling.
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/leftwatch/2010/01/disgraced-labour-mps-seek-to-use-1689-bill-of-rights-to-avoid-prosecution-over-expense-claims.html
1689 Justice.The yard arm.
If a case were to be thrown out of the ordinary Courts because of this then Parliament would have to convene a Court of Star Chamber to try them.
Then it’s orf with their loaf’s.
You are put to your election mateys.
Motherfuckers. The 1689 Bill of Rights also confirms our right to own arms for our defence. Can I have my guns back you commie cocksuckers?
Gordon Brown has been named the worst-dressed man of the year by GQ magazine.
And what about similar awards from these magazines,that he surely deserves?
The Economist
Good Housekeeping
Who Do You Think You Are?
Fortune
Accountancy Age
Health & Beauty
Psychiatry Weekly
Asylum Now
The Economist est un journal
If those pompous toerags at GQ dislike him I might vote for him after all.
Steady Sir William – Settle – it’s only’s a joke – just like Brown’s ‘Eton fields’ jibe innit
I’m wonderful.
You are Stephen Fry and I claim my £5.
Wrong. That’s Gordon Bruin’s self image. I claim my £5 IOU.
Exceedingly good joke.
Has to be the lovely Ben Bradshaw, and I claim my £5
Well I’ll be buggered!
I don’t understand what all the fuss is about, since Labour have been elected all my family no longer need to work, we are having a great time
yes – and I am a benefit claiming immigrant who has just arrived and they have given me a mansion in Chelsea – I think they’re great!
PtP: Good man, just our type. Now how many postal votes would you like?
Gordon has got his eye on you lot
Can’t expect any more than that.
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The Liberals would make this poster illegal.
“The party will call on the Advertising Standards Authority to ban all altered or enhanced images in advertising aimed at the under-16s.
Those which are for viewing by adults will have to indicate clearly the extent to which they have been airbrushed or digitally enhanced”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/liberaldemocrats/5962358/Airbrushing-of-photos-should-be-banned-Liberal-Democrats-say.html
It’s an election poster therefore not aimed at the under 16s. Ha.
“How can it be so cold in here? It’s like Greenland in here. We’ve got to get some booze. It’s the only solution to this intense cold. Something’s got to be done.
We can’t go on like this.
I’m a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum!” – Withnail
Put on another jumper, and stop whinging, We’re living in the age of global warming for goodness’ sake.
http://www.baen.com/library/067172052x/067172052X.htm
Free Book about a planet freezing whilst the green priesthood have a dictatorship.
Phew!, can someone open a window in here!
It’s cold over here
Anyone who votes for the three main partys needs their head examining – or their bank account.
The three way stitch up by the cabal of crooks in the LIB / LAB / CON Party (for they are all factions of the same entity) has to end – & only getting off you r arse & voting for anyone but the main three is going to do it.
Either that or we slip iinto civil war within a decade.
No real democracy? No peace.
The NHS has become so unproductive, that a cut of 4% would be have little cut on the actual performance of the NHS as all that is required is competent management of the NHS so that those employed by the NHS performed more efficiently.
The cut in the NHS budget could be coupled with market reforms such as those already announced for GP practices that proposes to allow patients real choice of GP for the first time. If money walked with the patient then that would ensure that the patient receives competent healthcare, as under the current system there exists little if no incentive to put the patient first which is borne out time and time again in analysis, reports and polling amongst NHS frontline staff. The current system is designed to to yield the most money for the least amount of work as we have witnessed with the GP contracts.
Therefore a form of health insurance / credit card system MUST be implemented where the Patient CHOOSES which hospital or GP surgery to PURCHASE healthcare from regardless of whether it be a government run NHS institution or a privately run hospital as analysis consistently suggests there exists a huge discrepancy in the quality of GP services between affluent areas of the country and deprived areas which has contributed to a 20 year gap in life expectancy (UK Swine Flu Pandemic NHS Online Service to Bypass Inept GP Surgeries), only then will the patient come first and receive the treatment that they deserve rather than the current half way house that costs more and repeatedly fails to deliver the price of which is unnecessary illness and early deaths.
suggests there exists a huge discrepancy in the quality of GP services between affluent areas of the country and deprived areas which has contributed to a 20 year gap in life expectancy
But it is the same self-destructive tendency that results in early deaths due to alcohol, smoking, malnutrion and poor education that leads to 28% of the population voting Labour. No Labour government is going to tackle the self-destructive mind-set of its core voters. Quite the opposite – they’re going to pay them to breed and remain in their self-destructive ghettoes.
Spot on – Add 7 million immigrants for a healthy majority
The very first thing that an NHS manager does if his budget is reduced by a penny is to sack a nurse or close a ward in a huge blaze of publicity.
How do you stop that from happening?
How come Limpdick Opik has lent the tories his flat screen tv that he claimed on expences ?
Smiles
15 foot Dave? So I guess we’ll need a few more nails when we crucify him.
That would be 4.57m Dave, he doesn’t seem so big now.
It’s only his head that’s 15 feet (4.573m) tall – the rest of him is normal size. I assume.
This Guido chap thinks it through.
Persuades Sainsburys to advertise on here = increased profits for Sainsburys= increased donations to Labour Party=more usage of his site to denounce Labour =better porn stats….anon, anon, anon…….
They are random ads you twat!
Guido, that pic is at Vauxhall. Sorry to be an anorak about it and all….
Oh the shame! I never thought to hear that a Cameron had been sighted in Vauxhall.
Wait till it spreads to Kirkcaldy…..
There’ll be dancing in the streets of Raith when that happens!
Got on train and saw massive poster of “Dave” at station and seemingly every site en route home Got off the train to be met by a(you’ve guessed it) Large poster of “Dave” outside rail station- walked 200 yards(sorry EU/BBCSpeak – Metres) to where car parked next to bus station to be met by another of “Dave”and drove home via the ring road to be met by another large poster of “Dave”.
“Dave” seems to have taken over the entire town/indeed the whole of West Midlands – Is he trying to tell us something ??? Are there any sites free from now until the election or have the Conservatives booked them all ?? This is either very cunning or we’ll all be sick of the sight of him by May
Great Joy! Where’s that so I can avoid?
Big Brother is watching.
… one of these giant billboard posters HAS been bought …
Just thought I’d mention it …
Just wanted everyone to know my 17 years old daughter passed her driving test today so get the cushions out for each corner of the car!
Sorry but YIPPEE!!!!!! Now I can get taken and brought back from the pub.
Hurrumph! sorry ’bout that back to normal service now
Browns a Hoon!
That’s just cost you a car – and since she’s female, an old banger won’t do. Probably on your insurance, so that’ll go up, too.
They could be very expensive lifts to the pub.
Sorry to be the bringer of bad tidings.
Cushions + Daughter + Car = Pregnant.
LOL!
Yeah too right she already had the car off the drive within an hour of passing. Oh dear. Cushions on outside hopefully to protect from ‘all types’ of bumps.
got modded for obvious reason said DR*IVE
Yeah too right she already had the wheels out of the garage within an hour of passing. Oh dear. Cushions on outside hopefully to protect from ‘all types’ of bumps. ;>)
So how much does it cost to insure a 17 yr old these days?
Not as much as it costs to insure a car driven by a 17-year old.
I ordered a Korma!!
I expect you probably had to fork out betewen £500 to £1000 on lessons(which it cost me twice for two offspring) depending how soon she passed her test but you should expect to have to fork out around £1500+annual Insurance Premium plus at least £500 Excess if you want fully comp which some Insurance Companies insist on for “young drivers” these days refusing to insure them third part fire and theft as of old AND that old ploy of putting son/daughter on your insurance has absolutely no effect on premiums or excess thse days – i will be roughly the same particularly if the driver is under 21
Gay staring eyes in a botoxed head – that’s the BBC behind him then.
So thats how to get the support of the BBC – I will deploy Duncan immediately.
You are Bullingdon David Dimbleby? I obviously claim my £5.
Done well for only having a third.
Yesterday Brown spoke of common ground between Labour and the Lib Dems, who welcomed the message.
Today Clegg tells us Labour and the Tories are increasingly similar.
Will Cameron say the right words to complete the bum circle?
They said it themselves.
Labour = Lib Dems.
Conservatives = Lib Dems.
Therefore Labour = Conservative.
Vote UKIP.
Sorry, I forgot to mention; Cameron already has, in his speech at Oxford.
Bad news, the posters are going to have to go. I have been talking to Milton who tells me that they are being blamed for a mass outbreak of the winter vomiting bug. Can’t see the connection myself but I am not brave enough to argue with Milton. Is it coincidence she has never been seen with Tebbitt……..
So New Labour have used the treasury pen pushers to illegally to do party propaganda work for New Labour, no surprise there.
Now they have an amazing revelation that the Tories have a £35bn hole in their supposed proposals.
Strangely, New Labour have not mentioned their £2,500bn black hole THEY created, over £1,000bn given to New Labour’s banker friends.
Is £2,500bn somehow less than £35bn? BBC as usual unquestioning of New Labour’s figures, especially Nick ‘Gordon Brown arse licker’ Robinson.
The public finances haven’t added up since the war. This is a load of big hairy bollocks – exactly the same shit as ’97. ’01, and ’05.
Licking ZanuLiebores sweaty bollox, it’s what we do!
They have software now that automatically deletes imperfections of the skin, while making the face more regular. Airbrushing is so 1980s. I think the office-shirt-but-no-tie look is a bit naff but at least he looks sincere.
Am I the only one here who always experiences a shiver of unease at seeing the giant head of a politician looming over me in this way?
No, same uneasiness here. I remember some (many) years ago having to write a paper on Roman portraiture – it was interesting to consider those emperors who demanded this kind of idealised self-image. Same delsuions.
It’s there to compare with Brown – where will Brown’s mugshot be projected?
Will he be ‘smiling’ his smile – or ‘grimacing’ as usual?
Just imagine Brown’s grotty ugly head following you round every day – that would provoke mass suicides.
One way to bring down the unemployment rate,which according to the scum Brown on Marr yesterday,really is no great shakes – one minute with this utter c*unt Brown and I will batter his head to pulp.
Are you reading this,wankers in the bunker?
Calling the SPG to send them round for a beating?
How’s the c*unt who killed Ian Tomlinson these days?
The poster is like saying I’ll go on a Axe murdering spee but I promise I won’t kill anyone, honest.
Yep, just the same in your own fucked up head. TiT.
Spee?
First day of this electioneering crap, and I’m sick of it already!
Only four months until May 6th!
Interesting to see one party campaigning positively and the other negatively – is all we are going to get from Labour until the election seriously “Don’t vote for the nasty Tories”??
A 150-page document from Darling outlining the deficiencies in the Tory’s spending plans is beyond a joke.
Apart from the obvious pot/kettle comments, how about putting that effort into analysing what to do about the nation’s actual financial problems, since you’re presently in charge of them, Mr Darling?
Will it fool anybody other than Aljabeeba?
As the Native Americans swarmed round the last men standing, General Custer and his remaining officers spoke high critically about the tactics being employed by his adversaries in the hope that it would somehow cause them to run away and save his hide.
It is also rumoured that as the Titanic upturned for its final descent into the sea, The captain of that ill fated ship spoke in critical tones about Ther Queen Mary .
Nah.
The Tories are never going to want to pass up another Labour Isn’t Working” opportunity.
The public only has a small appetite for negative campaigning though, and it doesn’t do much to keep the Lib Dems out.
Labour has been so awful that the ad men are spoilt for choice. Brown is the best weapon the Tories have got.
And because of his own incompetence, delusional grandiosity, cowardice, dishonesty and selfishness, he deserves all he gets.
I hope and expect we will see some brilliant jibes at Brown, high-lighting his disastrous run of unelected ineptitude, near the end of the campaign.
Agreed with the small appetite for negative campaigning.
I would expect from the Tories a whole load of positive messages like we had today, but quite probably a couple of posters of Gordon gurning alongside a pile of gold or a graph of total govt debt increasing – towards the end of the campaign though, like in 1992 with the “Labour’s tax bombshell” adverts. This will help to convert a few floating voters near the election, but not piss off too many of the majority who want to see positivity from politicians.
Labour came out today fighting in the Brown and Balls way, with the negative – are they really going to keep this going for four months? Do Brown and Balls know how to campaign positively, now that the comparitive moderates in Darling and Mandlebum seem to have been marginalised? Darling looked today as he did with the PBR, just saying what he was told to say. The contrast with Cameron could not have been more obvious.
Crumbs, is it February already?
Nope!.
One month today is Feb 4th, two months today is March 4th, three months today is April 4th.
Four months today is….?
(two days before we get to let Gordoom know what we think of him?)
May 6th is Tony Blair’s birthday. Can you really see McSnotty allowing himself to be humiliated on the birthday of the man he so ably plotted against for so long and then deposed?
Cherie-Antoinnette will be uncontrollable with the giggles!!!
Methinks Cameron is trying too hard to be liked and is trying to woo the traditional Labour yobbos too much.
He should take some advice from Dan Hannan – the NHS in its current socialist format needs to be smashed and we need to start afresh.
He needs to listen to millions of ordinary taxpayers like me that don’t want a welfare state, but a system that forces us to grow up, wipe our own backsides and pay our own way, with the inevitable massive reduction in taxes and increased prosperity that would follow.
Good point, well said Bodkins !!
Remember our Great Leader is doing his Marxist best, to deliver his scorched earth policies before they are kicked out !!
User pays is the most efficient system. Always has been, and always will be.
‘We’ve got no money, but we have got a wicked plan’, says Gordon.
Just look at the telly, hours and hours of costly and wasteful government advertising, from Self Assessment to Swine Flu. I bet whatever ad agency is handling all that has some very special deals and prime sites lined up for Labour as payback when the election comes near.
Those same ad agencies will have one eye on who might be in a position to offer them ongoing business after the election, as well.
can’t someone give Gordon a botox in the spincter, he could then divert his considerable energy in attempting to stop himself from shitting his pants rather than messing in other peoples’ lives
That is disgusting, the Great Leader is doing his best and getting on with the job…!
I understand as it were that Brown has had a ‘strapadictomy’ – and that dick is Balls – so to speak !!
incredible as it may seem there is still one way that the scottish monster, grendel brown, could win the general election.
first he will have to get hold of a working tardis, get in it, kick doctor who out, go back in time by about ten years, stop himself from spunking all the country’s money against a wall by doing such stupid things as increasing the NHS budget 10%, 10 % for fucks sake in a single year(how is it possible to monitor such huge increases in a department’s budget to ensure value for the taxpayer? answer: it is not) and then he might have half a chance.
hold on a minute…. such a scenario is impossible.
which means grendel is fucked.
good.
tat – getting it right since Dr Who bought a 2nd hand Police phone box!
Pull your finger out Guido.
This blog has had nothing worth reading for about six weeks.
I think it’s all gone to your head and you feel you don’t need to try anymore.
but still you return like a five dollar crackhead whore.
says it all really.
Feel free to vote with your feet
or your trigger finger
He’s just working up a speed, probably still lying down and out and ugly in some gutter. Takes a while to get going when you’ve been blotto for so many days. He only acts as a conduit for our angst anyway.
Yes, this should be provided by the NHS. It’s one reason why you don’t see so many gun massacres in the UK.
Gordon would have been nailed to a tree by now, without it.
Have a look at Guido’s link to >#kerryout.net<
Please, please can somebody start a ballsout.net?
I would go without food to give money.
In America there’s TeaBaggers.
Antony Calvert is the Tory candidate who has the chance of giving us the wonderful “Were you up for Ed Balls?” moment.
http://www.antonycalvert.co.uk/#/donations/4533063316
In England there’s BallsBaggers.
and a
#brownout
#hattieharpicout
#millbananaout
#aintworthitout
#strawmanout
better still:
#allout
Please pull your finger out Guido.
This blog has had nothing worth reading for about six weeks now.
You’re just not trying anymore.
do you live in Cockfosters?
Fair point can you direct me to yours and see what interesting stuff you have unearthed ?
Doesn’t the air smell sweet
Not really.
We’re only three weeks into the year-long street party and the whole place is starting to fucking reek.
Only if you stand upwind of the huge, bloated, phosphorescent corpse of the Labour Party.
This is the ‘Vision Going Forward’ and verily shall it come to pass.
‘David Nicey’ wins the greatest number of seats in the election but not an overall majority. McDoom promises Vince he can be financial advisor to the Liebore Party for life, whereupon the Lib Dems join with Liebore in a coalition of the Incompetent and Inept. Dave adds another windmill to his bike.
The BBC explain that ‘Nicey’ did not get sufficient seats because he wasn’t nice enough. The Conservative Party is ungruntled that although ‘Nicey’ tried to be nice he has led them nowhere. They dumpeth Dave and elect Barmy Boris as leader.
The pound slumps as the Bank of England Money Presses overheat, and the Coalition of the Incompetents are unable to sell more gilts to raise more debt. All hell breaks loose. Thousands of BBC executives inflation proof their salaries by pegging them to the Zimbabwean dollar.
Nurses, Police and Teachers go on strike for 100% pensions at 30, and BBC / Bankers bonuses twice yearly. There is a run on wheelbarrows for transporting money to the checkouts, and Tesco’s introduce a special lane for weighing cash. The Lib-Lab Alliance eventually collapses under Debt and general mayhem.
Another general election is called. Barmy Boris wins by a landslide. The new Conservative Government sorts out the mess and is abused by the BBC as having been a nasty Party all along. Tens of thousands of BBC Directors emigrate to Zimbabwe.
We enjoy about 10 years of decent rule until the voters decide they would like a nicer government of guitar playing regular guys in direct touch with the Almighty, and the cycle starts again.
Thus sayeth Olde Moore.
This is appalling. How did you get hold of tapes of our internal strategy meetings? This is what happens when you allow the wrong sort of people into the party. Note to self: must include family tree requirement on Conservative membership form.
It looks like Ireland may be getting sick of it’s own multi-culti experiment particularly with regard to the ‘religion of peace’………
http://www.independent.ie/opinion/columnists/ian-odoherty/i-have-no-respect-or-tolerance-for-sharia-1235057.html
That needs saying time & time again but who has the courage to say or print it in these twisted Isles of Britain.
Bleeding heart liberals ” God bless them, these poor, peace loving creatures, let ‘em in”
It should be compulsory reading for all BBC staff and all PPCs.
Their brains are so diseased by diversity and political correctness that reading would have no effect.Stoning them to death would be the kindest way to put them out of their misery.
Why the “left” who apparentyly value tolerance and equality, would ally themselves with radical Islam which values neither, is anyone’s guess.
The Diversity issue presents numerous circles to square !
The left wingers with the political influence are the offspring of past middle classes. Never wanted or needed for anything, they can afford to have a social conscience, others who have worked their way out of the sink estates see the demise of this country and its traditional values ……..
the Great Leader will never admit the damage it has done to the country, while the likes of that imbecile A J*hnson would not lose sleep if we had another 7 million pop in for some benefits and loot……
Google Frankfurt School and Boasian anthropology to see the roots of the multi-cult and the political correctness foisted on us in recent years.
http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/
The imposition by stealth of mass immigration across Europe, and particularly Britain and Ireland, was no accident.
The plan is to destroy homogenous societies by flooding them with alien influences and populations. Divide and rule.
Not a new plan.It was usual amongst the British colonial rulers and copied by others.History repeats itself.
Well said Ian O’Doherty.
Pity there’s no comments section on that article.
I wonder if Ian would pen a similar article for CiF ?
Brilliant and undeniably true.
How can anyone ever be tollerant towards such crazy attitudes.
Someone please give Ian O’Doherty more air-time
Erin go bragh!
No,they’re just about to return to the Dark Ages here in Ireland with the introduction of blasphemy laws which will help “Irish”Moslem loonies ply their medieval trade in ignorant superstition without criticism, as well as assisting the continued cover up of priests of the white man’s Islam who have been protected by the political and religious Establishments while molesting children down the years.
That’s governments for you. I was saluting a brave Irish man for ‘showing the cat to Parliament’ – a trait which some might say was genetic.
If they have one of those boards with shutters that changes pictures Labour could stick a photo up of Brown (before and after) and do that jaw dropping shit every 10 seconds. Sort of real life Blue ray 3D active advertising.
(have to be at least 3 miles from the nearest school though)
And what about the carnage that would result from road accidents and multiple pile ups ?
This sounds fabulous OM – but I have tried to remember when there was ever about 10 years of ‘decent rule’ – nope I just can’t find it in the history books. What does it say in your almanac?
Malheureusement, the Almanacs only ever looked forward and the publishers always demanded an element of optimism.
So in some cases it has been noted, History deviated from what it should have done.
Unfortunately, the Almanacs only ever looked forward and the publishers always demanded an element of optimism.
So in some cases it has been noted, History deviated from what it should have done.
Gordons Almanack ( 2010 edition) tells us that the last 13 years were the fault of the Next Conservative Government !
It’s the trooth, I was na there, ’twas the Conservatives.
Apparently they had to change the ad a couple of times. The original poster ad said, “We ain’t going out like this.”
Being a Customs and Immigration Officer at an airport is a really boring job. Day in, day out, scanning endless lines of tourists looking for anything unusual… these guys deserve our sympathy and support. So why not put a smile on their faces with this hilarious practical joke? Next time you’re flying anywhere, simply wrap your sandwiches in tin foil and tape them around your chest under your clothes. That’ll liven up their day!
At least the puns had some amusement value.
What flavour?
and yours no doubt, be careful what you wish for
So, the Conservatives non policy platform seesm to be:
* No reform of the NHS – check
* No reform of the BBC – check
* Continued & Unabated immigration – check
* Protection for the Guardian from Government jobs advertising cuts – check
* DFID funding to increase whether we white bastard taxpayers can afford it or not – check
* Continued funding of the Communist EU state – check
The modern Conservative Party are unrecognisable to me & np matter what the consequences I will vote UKIP – like every other real Tory I know.
Thank goodness we have spent the last few years ensuring there are no real conservatives left. That will bugger UKIP.
You may feel better voting UKIP but the net effect is voting for NuLibor
You know it – you all know it – don’t do it – you will be soory
Voting for the Tories is voting to continue Labour policies. You know it baby!
That sort of thinking is responsible for the mess we are in.
If Cameron wants votes he needs the policies to earn them.
That is true. Dave and the Tories generally need to grow some bollox and come out fighting.
Agreed. Lord Snooty & Dave’s Faves are not up to it. I feel sorry for the Tory constituency supporters working their backsides off just for a load of toffs at the top of the party to fuck it all up eg. married tax allowance issue today…
Dear David,
I read your New Year’s speech, with despair.
Apart from the fact that you are no Abe Lincoln in terms of speeches, where are the policies to repair this country and where is the anger that so much harm has been done by Socialism.
Forget all the drivel about recognising the good intentions of your opponents, these evil incompetents have damn near destroyed our country.
Let’s hear clearly, are you in favour of:
Telling the unvarnished truth or not
Balanced Budgets or not
More taxation or less
Laws which are enforced or not
More immigration or less
Support for an endless unwinnable war or not
Effective basic education or not
An industrial base in the UK or not
More quangoes or less
More integration with the EU or less
In the distant past I voted both Labour and Liberal, but for the past 30 years I have voted Conservative. I have to say that unless there is a miraculous change in your approach I shall not be voting for you at the General Election.
I am sure you are a nice guy so I wish you a Happy New Year, but I’m hoping by some miracle a proper leader will emerge in the future to tell us the truth and lead the country out of this mire of obfuscation, deceit and incompetence, for the sake of my children,
Yours sincerely,
‘A. Conservative’
Needless to say it wan’t published on the Blue Blog
What the fuck is this NHS bullshit!
Let me spell it out for you – you brainless twats!
1. People don’t believe Torys on the NHS. Why? Because they know we really think its shit! We think its shit because it is shit! Lansley is our spokesman for god’s sake! He is shit! See the connection!
2. This is Labour territory – they do NHS bullshit much better than we ever will. We’re making it easy for them you fuckwits!
3. Follow the money c**ts! It’s about the cash you public school pansies! Cuts, pain, nasty medicine, if its hurting and all that….. we want to be punished because we’ve been naughty! Anything less will look weak!
Ahh but Eileen you’re missing the subliminal message, the subtle and complex positioning at play, the brilliant strategy developed during years in opposition!
The polls say you are shit at this!
Even Tories want the NHS, they just want it to be functional.
Brown chucked billions at the NHS and made it worse, and a fair chunk of that dosh went to the Drs because Brown is shit at negotiating.
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That’s a really cheap way of doing it. Just rent poster sites very clear to newspapers and let them do all the rest!
Or even very near. Doh!!!
Guido e un grande.DC K figo!
My granddad whose 82 said when I was you’re age I could bend half inch steel bars round my cock.
But I can’t anymore, because my wrists are fucked…
“We can’t go on like this. I’ll cut the deficit, not the NHS.”
Irrelevant. I thought the Camerons had courage.
TIME FOR REAL CHANGE
Time for us to screw the screwers.
Nationalise all banks.
Stop printing money.
All industries of all sizes (not shops) given loans at current bank rate.
Brown & Blair banished from GB no pay no security.
MP’s no longer paid or get expenses unless running a department.
Quangos run as government dept or scrapped.
Councils scrapped. Functions replaced by government departments.
Scrap the House of Lords.
Hospitals run by doctors & nurses.
Same philosophy for schools, universities etc.
All civil service pensions paid at same rate as old age pension.
Get out of all overseas military adventures. We can’t afford them or the lives of our young soldiers.
Tell BOB, thanks but no thanks, if he wants to police the world, let him.
If it’s British fight like fuck for it otherwise get the fuck out.
Ban any organisation and deport everyone that will not swear allegiance to Great Britain & the Crown.
Close the borders re immigration for ten years. No exceptions
Give the Euro Scam one years notice.
Ban Global Warming /Climate Change debate until GB well into the black financially.
All people on benefits report for duty to sweep roads, clean sewers etc, every day.
Put a Chinese gentleman in charge of the justice dept.
Oh yes, and the BBC license fee is reduced to £10 (or better still scrapped).
Do you live in Cockfosters?
Sounds more like he comes from Cockermouth
“Nationalise all banks”
Only in Soviet Russia
“Stop printing money”
Not all of it hopefully but I agree, no more Zimbabwean monetray policies.
“All industries of all sizes (not shops) given loans at current bank rate.”
Diverting production is a bad idea. Loans have been too cheap for too long, hence our problems at the moment with the whole credit bubble and all.
“Brown & Blair banished from GB no pay no security.”
Fair enough
“MP’s no longer paid or get expenses unless running a department.”
And cut their number by 30-40% while you’re at it.
“Quangos run as government dept or scrapped”
Just scrapped please.
“Councils scrapped. Functions replaced by government departments”
Governments and councils scrapped. Functions replaced by private/voluntary sector.
“Scrap the House of Lords”
Need a 2nd house as a check and balance on the 1st. The method of their election should be different as well. Ideally the Lords should be a simple plebicite and possibly for longer terms but easily removable if necessary.
“Hospitals run by doctors & nurses”
Hospitals run for the benefit of their paying customers.
“Same philosophy for schools, universities etc”
Same again.
“All civil service pensions paid at same rate as old age pension”
75% of civil service cut. Replaced with nothing.
“Get out of all overseas military adventures. We can’t afford them or the lives of our young soldiers”
Yep
“Tell BOB, thanks but no thanks, if he wants to police the world, let him”
Yep
“If it’s British fight like fuck for it otherwise get the fuck out”
Yep
“Ban any organisation and deport everyone that will not swear allegiance to Great Britain & the Crown”
Support whoever you like (provided its not treasonous), but no benefits for the mad mullahs.
“Close the borders re immigration for ten years. No exception”
Welfare is the real problem. Abolish that and the immigration problem will end quickly.
“Give the Euro Scam one years notice.”
I was going to say an afternoon’s notice, but fair enough.
“Ban Global Warming /Climate Change debate until GB well into the black financially.”
Debate all you like, just don’t believe the hype.
“Put a Chinese gentleman in charge of the justice dept”
LOL
“Oh yes, and the BBC license fee is reduced to £10 (or better still scrapped).”
Just scrapped please.
> Close the borders re immigration for ten years. No exceptions
There’s plenty of hard working foreigners in this country that pay their taxes, they are welcome. It’s the lazy benefit scrounging twats that refuse to be part of our society that can fuck right off. The one good thing about Liebour was they made it possible for my partner to live in this country and work a proper job without being made to feel like a criminal.
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ACKBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
MOST HATED MAN IN GREAT BRITAIN 1997-2007 Tony B£iar
MOST HATED MAN IN GREAT BRITAIN 2007-2010 Gormless Brown
MOST HATED MAN IN GREAT BRITAIN 2010- ? Plumjam Chowder
fuk u kaffir
Remove your shoes and pants for checking please.
Haram, bam,thank you, Plumjam.
MOST HATED MAN IN GREAT BRITAIN 2010- ? Plumjam Chowder
Nope, still Gormless Brown…
….Lord Snooty
Your days are over infidels!
Allah Ackbar
Check your pants and shoes before you make such remarks !!
A low-life moslem brother said he wanted to kill me (even though I am a moslem and islam is a “religion of peace”) so i told him to shove his bomb up his arse
Has Ed Ball got something wrong with him?
He looks like one of those kids at school who join a male voice choir.
At least the foreheads to scale
Why didn’t they just put up a pic of Mr Punch?
Blair and Dave are the same-always read the SMALL print and the whole of the sentence. And for the record Billy Hague is just as impotent on Europe as Dave.
Billy firing blanks then!
Oooooh cheeky! That’s a private matter.
Is this something to do with the change in family policy today?
What an ugly git.
The word git is very unEton and is not acceptable in polite society.
We so hate the Scottish Git that we are about to elect Cameron the Plonker. WE cannot awake this nightmare.
What colour knickers are you wearing love?
“Gordon chose them – they’re a hand-crocheted impression of the Ark Royal’s landing deck done in a tasty red and brown.”
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article6975309.ece
Planned Muslim march through Wootton Bassett ‘is an insult and a stunt’
………… stunt?? what a bunch of c*nts !!
the Great Leader thinks we should turn the other cheek !!
Upper or lower cheek?
Someone please tell the Gorgon to keep away from the tallest building in Dubai. He’s only got to give it his blessing, and there’ll be a stampede, followed by a resounding crash, followed by a lot of rising dust.
A bunch of good looking locals on their way to court -
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2793705/Soldiers-called-rapists-by-mob.html
Deportation without any possibility of return is the only appropriate answer.
It is the only effective and just policy.
We are talking about McSnotty aren’t we?
A gang of fashion guru’s take the Kings road by storm !
Give it 20 years we’ll all be dressed like that !
Wonder if the defendant Shajjadar Choudhury is any relation of Islam4UK’s very own Anjum Choudhury?
All these Chouhurys look the same to me.
“They refused to stand for the District Judge Carolyn Mellanby in charge of the case at Luton Magistrates’ Court claiming they only respect Allah.”
- Contempt of court for us, I imagine, different laws for camel riders?
The Royal ANGLICAN Regiment! Oh dear!
That fucking panda faced twat is spouting off again
The tories have a £34,000,000,000 Hole in their spending plans
Well done the tories i say
Where as you ,you house flipping Jock C*nt have a £200,000,000,000 hole in yours Who the fuck do these wankers think they are ?
Frugal, presbyterian sweaties.
My thoughts exactly.
Seems “Our Dave “Does look like Mr Punch
The poster should read (spokeh with a pinched nose)
oooooooh thats the way to do it !
Or under Labour “The crockodile stole all the sausages”
Great start to the day for the Tories: the giant poster, the launch of the NHS draft manifesto, the launch of Kerry out campaign, pictures of Tories campaiging in target seats, the swift rebuttal of Darling’s dodgy dossier. Ed Balls’ attempt to seize the agenda on education failed, again. Darling was forced to admit that he can’t rule out raising VAT if somehow Labour are re-elected. Most importantly, there is still general bemusement at Brown’s poor performance on Marr yesterday. How many sane people really want five more years of Gordon in number 10?
Labour fought back late in the day aided by the Lib Dems showing their true pro-Labour colours by asserting there was a Troy black hole and Cameron’s clanger on marriage and taxation.
Overall: The Tories day certainly but Cameron needs to avoid gaffes again in interviews. Too many and floating voters might start wondering if he is so different from Brown.
Fire the ad-man. Cameron’s eyes are too close together, his lips too thin, his chin in danger of disappearing. He looks like an archetypal Etonian prat. Pull the ad now.
Do you know many Etonian prats?
To Mr Ned. Rule 1.Any man who uses “male product” is a pussywhipped NEW MAN NONCE and should be taken out and given a damned good kicking!!! And that’s just for starters!! I bet that Huhne BLAIR uses fucking product!!!!
There speaks a retard who’s not getting any pussy
He probably loves being out with the lads instead.
Is it possible there are still people who do not know how they are going to vote?
I’m voting for Eddy Izzard
If Brown had written that headline ‘I’ll cut the deficit, not the NHS’ then when (after his unlikely election) he did promptly cut the NHS he’d claim that what he meant was that he’d be the one cutting the deficit and not his mate Norman Henry Stevens or ‘NHS’ as he likes to call him.
Because that genuinely is the Maximum Imbeciles level of debate.
Well, it worked with his mum…
seems to me that these thieving useless twats destroyed our pensions
so i think they should have their pension pot seized and re destributed
amongst the population
True conservatives, rise up as the Aussies rose against Turnball!
Although the one pictured is in Vauxhall, at the heart of London’s afterhours clubbing district.
It’s quite disconcerting to see it when you’re staggering from one club to the next at 11am…
The honest version: http://moneymad.org/cameron_nhs_poster.jpg
No Dave, we can’t go on like this:
http://tinyurl.com/y9zpdf9
That picture is not of Wapping, it’s of the Vauxhall cross roundabout!