Happy New Year
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Max Clifford says…
“Most people want to read nasty things about people, not nice things.”
DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
May I wish a Happy and Prosperous New Year to all my admirers here
And may I be the first this year to wish you a long and happy retirement.
Last time we see in the new year with these hoons in charge. That’s worth a large one.
May I be the first to wish Gordon Brown a horrendous slow death !
Wishing it FAR slower than you do.
Bastard Brown.
A really slow death from the most painful disease ever invented.
Brown – the failed unelected Soviet spy.
That Michael Savage is a very funny young man. Thanks Jaqui – I listen every day now!
See Jacqui Smith is brilliant as we constituents in Redditch have always known!
long and painful death more like.
May I hope you get sent back to jockland with your head on a pole
http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/so/sockshop-ladies-1-pair-10-denier-classic-nylon-lace-top-hold-ups-extra-large-nearly-black.jpg
May McSnot’s own electorate drive the final nail into his coffin.
They will despite some comments from ignorant little englander c unts on here, The Scots WILL finish Brown and his Soviet style Politics off in the election.
I wish you a slow, mismanaged and drawn out hanging.
Gordon Brown Fuck off and die I hope you get cancer of the scrotum and a complete rectal prolapse.
You have ruined this country so just drop dead.
25, your time is past. Go ask your mother for a bit of carnal congress. Sans a prophylactic device, you stupid little Scheide.
you are living proof that crack is cheaper this year
Please don’t ask! I did not have hereditary links with Wales…
Ooops. That was meant for 63, Mamba.
May I wish Ruin a nasty HoonNanny for his psychiatric ward in 2010 (someone who’ll give him an endless nightmare, fuelled by drugs and torture). Bastard stole all my policies…
Otherwise, Happy New Year to all.
if your his friends hate to think what his enemies will do to him
what policies Dave?
What policies? Gideon, you’re such a jerk. Our policy is to fleece the productive, middle classes through inflation and taxes. By 2012 we’ll be laughing…
Jeez, you need a crash course in fleeceonomics. Go back to school Gideon, young man.
Wasnt Gideon who fucked our economy was it you Labour troll !!!
Nah, you’re not listening. I’m no Labour troll (I hate the hoons). I think we all wish for free markets and democracy return to UK. Under Tories or Labour it wont happen.
Will 2010 be the Year of the blogsphere?
http://www.youtube.com/user/UploadHeaven#p/a/u/0/_kmm74XFQIY
“Year for Change”?
The only change we will see is that the PM is called Dave and not Gordon. We will still not get a European referendum, we will still get hit with green taxes, we will still not see any more Grammar schools, we will still be accused of causing the world to warm up, we will still be fighting an unwinnable war in Afghanistan, we will still be blighted by pointless and ineffective wind farms, we will still not see any more roads built, MPs and MEPs will still be on the gravy train, the BBC will still be bloated, the NHS will still be killing its patients and so on.
Change my arse.
Change you can belive in….
Can youse spare any change for a bottle of Buckie?
Oh there will be 1 change – for their first 2 terms the tories will blame every unpopular policy change on the need to undo liebours damage, the same way liebour did for the first 2 terms they were in after 1997.
The difference being that Labour’s statements were lies, whereas the Conservative’s will be the truth.
Dream on.
“Change my arse”
Is this an ad for disposable nappies?
Best news of all
Mad Hattie is to front Liebour’s morning conferences in the election campaign. Peter must be well and truly miffed.
More that mad bitch is seen as the face of Labour the better.
Happy New Year to all (save for the useless cu*ts who run this foresaken country)
British Labour Party
1900-2010
RIP
RIP??? Burn in Hell I says!
HARPOISON running the labour lie fest.What a new year present for all the other parties.
What a wit you are………
I’m sure every parent who has had a bereavment will find your name hilarious….
You are a piece of shit.
Please fuck of this board and die in a corner.
eloquent
Bearing in mind how things ended up for Mary- Queen of Scots, I’m pretty sure that Jonah Broon won’t be quoting here in the immediate future!
Now fcuk off back to LabourList you scrotumless piece of shit! As somebody who has suffered from the death of a child I’d like to let you know you’re scum!
Happy New Year Broon and Blur, look forward to seeing you at your war crimes trial when you leave the bunker in May!
This time of year we get inundated with pundits predicting the future. I have a talent for predicting the past – yeah, I know it sounds improbable.
For the past year (2009) I predict:
*Quantitative easing will work & we’ll be well out of recession well before 2010, aided by the great contribution MP’s will make in being very economical with their expenses.
*Troops fighting the terrorists will be grateful to the government for the enormous financial contribution towards equipment.
*ID cards will be the year’s run-away success, with demand exceeding supply.
*Jacqui Smith will become the greatest Home Secretary ever, with a reputation for dramatically reducing access to pornography. All this at little expense to the taxpayer.
*Unbelievably, Peter Mandelson will be elevated to the peerage. This may appear far fetched, but my powers insist this to be so.
*Success industry of the year will be the banking sector. It’ll be as solid as any northern rock.
*Following a very successful record on a range of global issues, Gordon Brown will end the year as the most popular PM of all time. Edward Balls will become his most astute & beloved Chancellor.
Guido – if you need further use of my post-predictive powers you know where I can be found.
Absolutely Brilliant Rufus but can I also add ( due to possessing a similar gift as your good self) that the complete buggering of our economy which came to light in 2009 was actualy the fault of voters in 2010. I know that sounds a bit arse to tit but thats what my powers tell me and it seems the PM agrees !!!
Yes, I agree with you, Back to the Future with Gordon. I too have been studying my balls & seen a similar scenario.
The next government voted in will be castigated by Labour & its new leader, Bob Ainsworth. There will be demands to know how we got to this state & how it is to be corrected. It will be interesting to see how the Green Party will handle it.
Quote from Gordon Brown’s New Year address.
“ … but we can be incredibly proud that Britain’s dynamic entrepreneurs have defied the recession to start up nearly half a million new businesses … “
http://www.number10.gov.uk/Page21941
You make me look like a bungling amateur, you are the master.
This year we kick Gordon and NuLabour’s arses out of Downing Street!
Seconded ! and me thinks there will be more
We all have to do our bit, and it isn’t gonna happen if enough useful idiots waste their votes on UKIP or other no-hopers.
Find out who’s best placed to beat Labour in your constituency, and get out there and help them to beat your local Labour candidate. Every little bit helps, every vote matters.
Every vote against Labour is a stake through the black hearts of Mandelson and Brown.
What is the point in killing off labour if they are replaced by something just as bad? The EU will not allow te Tories to scrap ID cards, or tackle immigration. The tories are flat out wrong on climate change and they will tax us as much as labour.
UKIP are the only party with any solutions.
Labour and Tories are very nearly identical. Both are full of treasonous, corrupt war criminals. Both are puppets controlled by the same foriegn elites. All of them should be hung for treason. People who hate labour, yet vote for the self same pinkish green anti-British policies to be implemented at the behest of the EU by the Tories is a delusional, blind fool.
Well tell Cast Iron Dave to keep his promises on referendums (referenda for the pedants), get off of the global warming bandwagon etc. and he might get our vote back the. As it is, BluLabour doesn’t seem any different to the pile of shite that we have at the moment.
What is the point of holding a referendum on an already enacted piece of legislation? He can’t change it now….
Better to hold his fire, keep the europhile wing of the party on board until after the election and then hoist the colours.
If we did have the referendum, what would be the question?
@ Half eyed Scottish idiot. If the only option left is in or out, then that would have to be the question and it is a question that should be asked. I don’t care if it is uncomfortable or not something that the politicians would like, we have to make uncomfortable decisions all of our life and the politicians are there to serve us, not tell us what is best for us.
This attitude of ‘don’t waste your vote on UKIP’ really winds me up. FFS this may be the last vote you get.
Lib=Lab=Conning citizens into a Marxist, elitist, kleptocratic dictatorship.
They all lie. Haven’t you noticed they all support policies to destroy free markets and western societies.
The UK and US have flip-flopped between two parties for decades. They are the same puppets on the strings, so nothing really changes.
Last chance to vote them all out. It makes little difference if Ruin or Dave is in power, they’re both traitors.
39,44,and68 EMIGRATE! Simples.
Oldun, you’re quite right, but some of us wish to salvage the wreckage in any manner poss. I guess it’s the British thing to do.
Vote UKIP, get Labour.
I don’t know whether you want this but I certainly don’t.
I hope peeps vote with their conscience. We’re at a v. dangerous point in history. The Tory/Lab battle is over. This is too important. A hung parliament would be good , as in WWII.
UKIP is a wasted vote, deal with it. What’s worse is that it will let Brown in again for another term.
A vote for Tory is a vote for the same, deal with it. For once in your life get a backbone, vote outside the LibLabCon, then follow up with direct action. Take the red pill and move out of your comfort zone.
Just a thought… why not vote for who you actually want to respresent you.
In the constituency currently held by John Bercow, you can vote UKIP quite safely and a lot of Conservatives will do so.
2010- The Year of the blogsphere
http://www.youtube.com/user/UploadHeaven#p/a/u/0/_kmm74XFQIY
Make your new years resolution simple people;
Vote for me! Vote for change!
Grow some balls and give us a referendum on EU membership and I might possibly consider it.
If not, then line your head next to Gordons and hope the bullet passes through both heads!
Dave (call me loser) Cameron
The only chance you have of an overall majority is Resign
and let William Hague take the helm because you are a useless C*nt
Vote for you, vote for more of the same. You’re a wet blanket, grow some testicles and man the fuck up, then you might get some votes, other wise step down and let someone else do the job.
Look I’d love to give you all a referendum but President José Barroso would never allow it.
I thought I was the President?
But no one expects the Spanish imposition!
But I thought José Barroso was Portuguese?
Like I say, no one expects the Spanish imposition!
I wonder if blogs like this will be allowed at the end of this decade.
Happy New Year!
They won’t be able to stop them.
Host them from an Island in the middle of nowhere and blog anonymously
Isle of Wight or perhaps the Isle of MAN, just to wind up Harman.
Isle of Man -Bloody pearling idea 10/10
I understand Mad Hattie is changing the name from Isle of Man to Isle of Mandy.
Will they be possible?
Will they be superseded?
But for now, we do need them!
Thanks Guido.
Wait 365 days to find out!
That’s the kind of arithmetic that formulated your world saving economic miracles Gordon.
Attention to detail – always your forte.
Happy new year lads , shotgun up the arse for all elected and unelected hoons in power
Oh lads get a bet on me to play in the ashes this year
hmmmmmmmmmm. it is now 2010 and it still feels exactly the same as 2009. New Year? What a load of old shit!
A Happy New Year to all my admirers and self congratulations that I have managed to get through another year, without doing a thing for my £108,000 salary and I thank you all for your contributions to this salary.
Well done Guido all the best for another good year!
Happy Easter !!!!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1239740/Its-New-Years-Day–Easter-eggs-appear-shelves-Tesco.html?ITO=1708&referrer=yahoo
Keith here, wishing you all a very slippery New Year!
FUCK OFF THE LOT OF YOU
Now you know it was a good shit when it started in 2009 and ended in 2010
That’s one hell of a bout of constipation.
A Coca-Cola Samsung Life-Enhancing Year for Change to all of you at the Burger King Pharmacy!
That’s the 24-hour Boots pharmacy where the heroin addicts used to queue up to get their legal prescriptions until the government banned it and created the heroin problem.
How else is Afghanistan going to increase it’s GDP ?
We’re trying to help Afgan GDP, but the bloody rags keep blowing us up.
Correct. And Lenny Bruce, marvelling that there were only 1500 registered addicts in the country. Those will long memories will know that the was booted out. Bloody hell. 2010. The mind boggles.
Yippee! Get ready for the decade of discontent!
Time to nuke those dog eating chinks
Or the Chink eating dogs…
2010 will surely be ‘Downfall’ for the entire ZaNuLiebor Staasi Marxist Nazi state!
I’ve just come back from the shittiest new years eve party ever,
And i paid to go.
fucks sake.
Yeh Clapham Common is a bit cold this time of year just ask Ron Davies.
Never bother going out to the pub on NY’s Eve anymore, not since the trend of charging to get in started for the Millennium. It used to be okay that you would go in to the pub and spend a shedload on beer, but no, the money grabbing fucks want more (not forgetting some of us spend a shedload during the year as well), a few mouldy pork pies and cheese ‘n’ pineapple of sticks and that’ll £25 because you’re getting a buffet (that you didn’t want) and some shite two person band that are so crap that you want to go home within 5 minutes of them starting up.
Best wishes for 2010 from all of us who have gained honours but know F*ck all about business, economics or commerce
Happy new year to Guido, his contributors and to me.
Gordon needs a scotch bonnet up the chutney
Just spent the evening heading from central London to Lancs, with nobody but a muslim petrol station cashier for company.
It’s all been downhill since 1 May 1997, mainly thanks to a cabinet of closet gays and bisexuals.
What a shit decade that was.
i to am up north not many fireworks up here at all !
Nothing to celebrate really 40 years of my pension stolen by McBust and his thieving Scum Government !
£200 billion debt, 30 years to pay off , invasion of Iran
2010 will be a real fucking hoot !
Unfortunatley the 200 billion is just the deficit for 2009/10, the National Debt is a lot lot bigger.
Buying schools and hospitals on PFI schemes for 10 ten years, Public Sector Pensions Liability over a trillion, bank bail outs clocking on a potential 2 trillion .. and so on.
Just owing 200 billion, now that would be nice.
And if we all do just one thing this year !
DONT LET THE TORIES WRECK THE RECOVERY !
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
Now sarah where’s my Drugs?
I timed my wank very well around midnight. Orgasm started in 2009, ejaculation in 2010. I’m the only person on Order Order who can say my orgasm spanned two decades.
Shame your humour only lasts two seconds as well !
Fuck off you tedious сunt.
Must have been a mouthful,like one of Brown’s speeches.
This decade still has over 364 days to go. How’s your stamina, punk?
Well… that ad at no doubt vast cost will impress the probably 2% of the electorate who will recognise it as a (weak) Tory slogan. Well done Dave you gobsmackingly dickbrained useless bellender. 2010… Let’s start as we mean to go on, eh.
My thoughts exactly why didn’t they insert conservative in there ? they need to sack the campagne team that thought that one up !
I’m assuming the campaign team are either related or a donor. Otherwise I’m stumped for an explanation of that pile of total pants.
After Blair, and now Obama’s plummeting popularity, I’d say ‘Change’ has negative connotations these days. ‘Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible’?
Change, as in can you spare any
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a toilet brush?
A prick that stays up all night (just like Micheal Gove)
Just off to bed to give Sam a good seeing to
Toodle Pip
would that be Sam the gardener
or Sam the milkman ?
Sam the dog.
No fireworks here, these “street” celebrations are bogus.
Happy New Year Guido! Happy New Year, everyone!
http://thatsnews.blogspot.com/2010/01/happy-new-year.html
Wiv music nad everyfink!
We had fireworks ‘n’ Chinese Lanterns down our way!
May i just wish Brown and his troughing scum party
the very Worst for 2010 and hope each and every one of them loses their deposit in the election
and a long slow painfull death to you all ASAP !
Thank You and Good Night !
Cancer to the lot of them;
Brown
Straw
Harman
Woodward – the dumbest man ever to enter politics
and for Balls and boy wonder Cooper – a very nasty but slow death,skewered on a park railing.
I’m just the gift that keeps on giving.
Gordon Brown orders airport security review http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8436758.stm
Flock me rigid…now we are all doomed!!
But a nice headline ‘cos he is getting on with the job, he is The Great Leader and can save the world a second time………
All hail the excrement !!!
Yawn. ‘we’re stepping up our scanning and intrusion, to frighten the living daylights out of everyone. State of emergency and cancellation of election coming next’. (FFS. Haven’t we seen through this con?…)
Exactly what I have said on here many times…… would not be surprised if the election is cancelled
What would they do with all the counted postal votes, roll them over like the lottery?
“So – in cooperation with President Obama and the Americans – we will examine a range of new techniques to enhance airport security systems beyond the traditional measures, such as pat-down searches and sniffer dogs.”
http://www.number10.gov.uk/Page21950
I have said before that Yemen – as both an incubator and potential safe haven for terrorism – presents a regional and global threat.
We recognise the importance of preventing failed states because of the dangers they pose to regional and global stability and security.
To this end, we are already building further our support for the government of Yemen’s efforts to tackle the underlying causes of the terrorist threat through intelligence support, training of counter-terror units, capacity building and development programmes.
By 2011 our already announced commitment to Yemen will exceed £100million, making the UK one of its leading donors.
http://www.number10.gov.uk/Page21950
Looks like Yemen is Muslim country to get taken over by the West then. Might as well do, as we already have the troops and equipment in the area. Saudi Arabia seem to be the biggest winners in all this Crusading around the Mid East.
Then Somalia?
“Obama administration prepares public opinion for attack on Yemen”
http://www.wsws.org/articles/2009/dec2009/yeme-d31.shtml
I would have thought Iran was a more pressing engagement ? afteral “Rancid Dinnerjacket” is trying to smuggle 1,350 ton of uranium in to the country !
Erm, wake up boys and girls. How the feck do you think a known nutter and trainee terrorist could get on a flight to the USA without a passport and without his explosives being discovered?
In whose interests would it be to have an airliner blow up and kill a few hundred people over the US mainland?
Could it be that public opinion might be more oriented towards approval of measures such as invading or attacking another country with strategically valuable resources or real estate?
Surely the CIA (some say, the worlds greatest illegal drugs dealing gang) would not be willing to kill a few hundred Americans just to support its core business enterprises. That would be illegal! And immoral! And contrary to the constitution.
Flight 253 passenger Kurt Haskell: ‘I was visited by the FBI’
http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2009/12/flight_253_passenger_kurt_hask.html
Today is the second worst day of my life after 12-25-09. Today is the day that I realized that my own country is lying to me and all of my fellow Americans. Let me explain.
Who bloody wants to go to Somalia?
No one seems to want to come here and they pay us millions of dollars just to leave. Please tell your Prime Minister we do not want his foreign aid, it is just chicken feed to us.
Hopefully some of the 250.000 living here in Brighton.
Happy New Year All ! Casn’t be arsed to check the link, but why am I not surprised by the thought that we probably are giving Yemen £100 million in ‘aid’.
And what are Dave’s thoughts on this? Could have sworn I heard him say that foreign aid spending would be ring fenced. As Saudi is Yemen’s next door neighbour why don’t they pick up the tab?
We gave India 825 million, you know the India that has a nuclear deterent, put a man into space, owns Jaguar and Range Rover. Owns our steel industry, just shut down the Redcar steel plant and is claiming 95 million in carbon credits from the UK, that India.
We still give aid to China as well, you know the other Asian superpower, the one that makes all the electrical and computer goods, that one.
Dosen’t the thick twat realise that if you give a country that has Fuck All £100,000,000 that they will not rid themselves of the very thing that got them the free money in the first place ?
GORDON YOU THICK JOCK TWAT !
No Terrorists =No Money
How come Gordon could find 100,0000,0000 squid for Yemen but couldn’t find the dosh to buy decent flak jackets for our troops?
That’s a lot of money yet no one seems to try and stop him. I suppose wet Dave is in full agreement.
Heres an idea we could take over Yemen and rename it to Aden.
Simples
Here’s a job for Bliar : Special Peace Envoy to Yemen and Somalia.
They will take him to their hearts and love him.
Give him 4 bodyguards aka Straw Balls Scotland & a Milliband or two.
So obvious isn’t it? He only announced this after Obama had announced his review and some spotty faced New Labour oik suggested Brown should also make an announcement to show that “something is being done”. Brown is puerile. He thinks that mentioning Obama will get him Brownie points with the electorate.
Predictable fuckwits. Unimaginably puerile and transparent in everything other than the truth which they are inacapable of conceiving, let alone uttering.
Fed up with Brown. Fed up with the causes of Brown.
Last time I flew from Heathrow all the baggage checkers and most of the passport checkers had big bushy beards and Mecca caps or hijabs and long black shapeless dresses. The women didn’t appear to have beards but it was hard to tell. Fellow passengers were open-mouthed with disbelief. The whole set-up seemed to have been dreamt up for Candid Camera or one of those sadistic Japanese endurance shows.
Someone must have deliberately imposed this policy of using terrorist sympathisers to ‘protect’ travellers from terrorists. WHO?
Reeking Lums all round then?
Bring on the prancing showponies…
Haha, so funny. Thanks. I show my first smile of the New Year to your player. ~_~
for those remembering MIchael Jackson, this is great but does stick in your head http://bit.ly/48qyT9
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http://twitter.com/SarahBrown10/statuses/7232455351
Michael’s fine. He’s just resting and enjoying his royalties. You suckers thought he died!
Hey Sarah – have an axe to stick in yours and hubbies (that’s a convenient marriage eh?) head.
2010 Make Labour History, Vote Them Out.
Vote for me, I’ll continue Gordon Brown’s good work.
Gordon Brown has been an interruption to the Blair / Cameron project.
Just got a glow in the dark condom!
Wife didn’t appreciate the light saber noises though.
The Conservatives are a joke.
They have no policies. They are hopeless, and useless.
I am ashamed to be a member of the Conservative Party.
And by the way, don’t look too closely at some of the Tory Shire run Councils, they are hopeless too.
Provinicially I see the Libs doing well with a shattering of BNP and UKIP seats.
Nationally if Cameron doesn’t start pulling his finger out we are well and truly **cked
And, happy New Year.
You are STILL a member of the Conservative party? Why are you a member of a political party of which you are ashamed?
McBust first foots Darling and declines an offer of red wine and Islay cheese. He says “How about VAT69?”. Darling replies “Good idea, we need every bawbee we can get, but we should leave it at 17½ until after the election”.
There’s a rumour going round that because of the forthcoming cuts (hopefully to include Brown’s throat),the Olympics opening ceremony will just be a 10 minute performance of Mandelson sucking off Gordon Brown.
Yeuch. Nine minutes fifty-nine seconds too long. How about Mandelslime with a long knife behind Broon’s back?
Mangledbum is hoping to get his hands on the” olympic rings”
A chavtastic new year was had in my neighbourhood.
Fireworks going off two hours before and after midnight.
Cu*nts.
It was probably only the harmless children burning out and terrorising someones Granny.
Be honest. How many of you have had to tuck their cock into their waistband to hide an ill timed erection
I know I have
You trolls live very sad little lives.
“Police officers ‘prefer warmth of police station to catching criminals’”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/6916946/Police-officers-prefer-warmth-of-police-station-to-catching-criminals.html
“He said he was “sceptical” about suggestions that police were overworked or burdened with excessive amounts of red-tape and form-filling which forced them to remain at their desks.
Instead, he suggested they were using form-filling as an excuse not to go out on the beat. He claimed there was a lack of discipline among police officers, with “striking” differences in crime clear-up rates between forces across the country
Last night,the comments by Mr Straw, which were backed by his Cabinet colleague Alan Johnson”
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Can’t say I disagree with Jack but he had better watch out incase the plod take their revenge. I hope his son is now off drugs.
The thing you have to understand about Straw is that the most important part of his “message” is the little one at the end:-
“Mr Straw also said in his interview that mergers between police forces were “likely” to take place as part of “organic” reforms to the way the service is structured. Mr Straw said Mr Johnson favoured change and some mergers were likely.”
The rest is blather to smokescreen the plan to merge forces which the forces have resisted. Demonise them as lazy – big message no action gets all the attention, makes people feel anti-police. Merge them – small message, results in action, goes unnoticed. Straw is a Nazi and uses Nazi propaganda techniques. He is a devious, scheming little shit.
Getting rid of the complete waste of skin that’s called a COMUNITY SUPPORT OFFICER would save a few quid, mind you had to laugh our local police now have an electric car in order to be green! Its Nu Lab final desperate act to completely bugger up the police force even further before they go on their very long vacation!
Nu Lab question “How will we solve the ever rising crime rate in Blighty”
Nu Lab answer “Demoralise the Police even further by cutting their resources and tell them that all they do all day is sit in warm offices anyway filling out forms and why arn’t you green? so now we will give you all Milk Floats to catch villians and I want a extra pint at No.10 beacuse Aunty Flo is comming to stay………..”
Straw is a nipple, however both sections of the statement are true…… too much time form filling and feeding massive computer systems full of sh*t software and lower ranks not wanting to get out on the streets and do what they are paid to do….. fight crime !!
Many are too busy looking for promotion, complaints = no promotion.
No complaints = better chance of promotion.
Staying in the station more likely not to have contact with the public therefore less likely to have a complaint…. simples !!
Said The Most Idle Corrupt Troughing Coward In The History Of politics
“They Would Rather Sit In a Warm Police Station “said the C*nt that spends his whole career sat on his arse !
“They would rather chase targets than do police work ” Said The C*nt That Set All The Fucking Targets
“They Would rather do paperwork than catch criminals ” Said the c*nt who was responsable for the dumbing down of our judicial system” Oh prison isn’t working ” “Give e’m an ASBO” “Give e’m a community service order” “let e’m out early cause the prisons are full ” “Dont send Muggers and rapists to prison” “Let the arab go back to lybia”
YOU REALLY ARE A TOP RATE TWAT “MAN OF STRAW”
Lets hope that now the police WILL get off their Arses and catch the REAL Criminals in this country
Starting With You Pile Of Filth In he HoC ! Can Somebody Please Put A Fucking BulletThrough The Head Of This Obnoctious Twat!
The HSE reckon it would be very dangerous to use a gun to put a bullet through head of Mr St*aw unless you fill out a risk assessment, then write a report of the findings of the risk assessment to the HR department, who would put forward their findings to a customer focus steer group for them to discuss what what we do better next time and wouldn’t it better if we look at the bigger picture and just put the whole of Nu Lab in a dustbin BUT don’t put them in the recycling bin as they need to go to landfill and don’t forget ,don’t leave the lid up or they will use their anti ter*ism Laws to track you down using their vast network of camera’s………
As vacuous nerks go, Jersey Jack the straw hat, is a hero.
A happy new year to you Guido, and to all the regulars (when the hangovers wear off). May it be a healthy and peaceful one for all, except troughing hoons and Nulab smear-merchants.
Election in March, May or June?
P.S. Anybody seen Easter Eggs in the shops yet?
Cream eggs never seem to off sale!
“Year for changed”? Is Obama standing for election here?
Why can’t the conservatives get their own slogan.
In all the haste to rid this country of New Labour, let us not forget the crimes of the Tories: http://eotp.wordpress.com/category/conservative-party/
And from ConservativeHome
Check out the headline
New Years’s Day 2009, ‘The Year for Change’
Too many single malts, I fear.
LOL
New Years’s Day 2009, ‘The Year for Change’
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/frontpage/2010/01/new-yearss-day-2009-the-year-for-change.html
So what’s Dave’s cunning plan for this year?
Sometimes I think six impossible things before breakfast (from Alice in Wonderland) – time to make those NY resolutions
http://twitter.com/SarahBrown10/statuses/7266866123
So, what are the ‘six impossible things’ sarah?
Lose weight,move house,come out,split up,shut up and fuck off whale woman.
How is it possable that i was duped into marrying this C*nt ?
what am i thinking letting this C*nt use my body ?
Why does my husband spend more time with Peter than me (and always comes
home smelling of shit) ?
Why did i not listen to mother ,and not marry the most Hated man on gods earth?
Where will me and the children live when he loses the election and i divorce him ?
Will the people of Britain Ever forgive me for making this Raging Homosexual look like a real man ?
Gordon clears up his Halitosis.
Gordon seeks psychiatric help.
Gordon admits that he is wrong when he is wrong.
Gordon stops eating his bogeys.
Gordon comes out.
Gordon stops gnawing his fingers.
My New Years Day gag on behalf of the Conservative Party
An Englishman, a German and a Nigerian are in a boat on a lake. The Englishman says “I want to show you a trick. I can tell the exact temperature of the water in this lake, just by using my penis.” The Englishman flops his dick out, into the water, and says “The temperature of the lake is exactly 18 degrees. ” The German stands up, and shouts “NEIN!, I can do better. I can tell the temperature to the exact decimal point.” So he flops his penis out into the water, and yells, “18.4 degrees!” The Nigerian stands up and says, “Now, my turn.” The Nigerian pulls his penis out, inserts it into the water, and exclaims, “I have no idea of the temperature of the water, but i can tell you it’s at least 5 foot deep”
I am afraid that due to the expences “hic up” that the election will have to be cancelled
this is partly due to the fact that a large part of the money we stole from you
was channeled back into Labour party funds !
and the remainder came from donations from criminals and bribes from very wealthy buisness men
As there are no longer any very wealthy buisness men in britain
and we can no longer steal the money required to fix/run an election
we will regretably have to cancel it
we do realise that the tories are fucking loaded
due to their public school up bringing
and they have no shortage of funds
which i’m afraid would make the election unfair to us
so it’s cancelled !
Happy New Year to one & all (except for Snotty McTwat & his bunch of cretins).Can someone answer me the following question..In Afganistan we have 9500+troops,fully armed (all be it with crap gear)and yet I have never read that we have killed one Talliban member,does this mean our “lads” can’t shoot straight,do the Talliban move so fast that you can’t shoot ‘em,does the head tablecloth make ‘em invisible..What the heck..Nowhere has it been reported in the dead tree press,’specially the red tops..”Its the Sun wot killed ‘em”..nothing on TV,radio..why ?..it couldn’t be anything to do with upsetting our fun loving..peaceful Islamic brethren could it..nah..must be something else..what????
Happy New Year, Guidonauts!
It’s goodbye to imperfect exploding underpants, and hello to one glorious long drawn out full-body scanner of an election campaign… ending, I hope, in a humungously humourous hung parliament.
The game’s afoot!…
Old Holborn has become a Freeman of the Land.
I will no longer obey Parliament
http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2010/01/free-man.html
Do not expect any visits, though the cape and leather boots could make you a few new friends on the nonce wing.
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