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The Guy News TV broadcast is going out to Guidogram subscribers shortly. Subscribe (it is free) if you want to see a warm front from the political weather girl, all the gang will be there: Emily Nomates and Tory Bear playing Budget Bingo, we report back from the party in Copenhagen, the sad tale of the Lord of No Fixed Abode, an investigation into evidence of Twitter-fraud by Sarah Brown and we have coaxed our shadowy financial backer, Lord Evil, into making a rare appearance.  If that is not enough catch the homage to Sky New’s Joeycasts, in our moment of zen we ask “What would Obama do?” to get Britain out of recession.  Eat your vegetarian heart out Adam Boulton…

Guido, as ever, will also exclusively tell subscribers about his week behind the making of blog.

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This coming Monday night all over London crack teams of digital war-planners will be extraordinarily rendered into the back of black vans with darkened windows to an undisclosed secret location. With only months to go before full scale political war breaks out, digital advertising and campaigns agency MessageSpace* has, in the tradition of the trenches of the First World War, organised a frontline truce with drinks. After doing paintball battle…

Combatants from CCHQ’s MyConservatives.com and Labour’s digital teams will be fighting with leading bloggers (cough) and online campaigners from the political world. It should be fun, it could be brutal, hopefully Guido won’t be too bruised.

Despite being invited, the LibDem’s failed to muster a team…

*Yes, they sell Guido’s adverts.

Lord Ahmed overheard saying at a party in the House of Lords…

“I spent two weeks in prison which the judge overturned. So legally I’ve never been in prison.”

Guido isn’t sure what Labour MP Kevin Barron was expecting when he agreed to go on Sky News last night – the day details of MPs’ expenses were released.  Beforehand in the green room he was lamenting to former LibDem MP Richard Allen that the expenses gravy train had come to an end.  Once in front of the cameras he tried to make out he was some kind of reformer.  Guido wasn’t having that:

After this on screen exchange he called Guido a rude word. How hurtful…

UK government debt took a whack yesterday, the gilt market dropped heavily on what the FT describes as ‘fiscal fiction’. The FT is blunt:

Investors took fright on Thursday at the timidity of the government’s plans to balance the books with one of the biggest sell-offs of British gilts this year.

The fiction will continue, the Bank of England will print more money and buy take billions more gilts on to its books to prop up the market.  The Moodys bond rating agency warned that the ‘AAA’ rating on UK sovereign debt was good for now, but within a few years that could be history.  The day of reckoning will be postponed, only to be worse when it comes…