Guy News : The Out-Takes
Watch out for the weather girl…
Happy New Year…
Huhne: You’d Need a Heart of Stone Not to Laugh | James Delingpole
Huhne Would Have to Walk | Nick Robinson
SWP Not Opposing King Ken | ConservativeHome
Huhne Won’t Know Until AM Either | Kier Simmons
Totty Cover Up | Mark Wallace
Lord Hamas | Harry’s Place
BBC Doing Putin’s Dirty Work | Peter Oborne
No. 10′s Pessimism | ConservativeHome
Maddie Tory Back | Mail
Civil Service Tax Loophole? | David Hencke
Brothers at Arms | Will Heaven
Careful Guru | Paul Waugh
Labour’s Confusion Won’t Get Them Anywhere | Telegraph
Ed Beats Dave, Dave Beats Bercow | The Commentator
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One scrounger tries to justify their benefits to the BBC:
‘We get the Sky Movies package because we’re stuck in the house all week – otherwise we wouldn’t have any entertainment.’
I don’t need no doctor says:
Ken Livingstone is just an older version of Ed Miliband.
Mornin All
Mornin all ^2, and a happy and prosperous 2010 to you, Guido. Interesting times lie ahead for you to chronicle, not least the “post-democratic era” (i.e. yet another age of tyranny, instigated by those dreary little twats in Brussels).
Why isn’t Tory Bear spending Christmas in Libya on Al Magrahe watch? He should pitch his tent outside Magrahe’s house and continue with the incantations!
Morning.
New Year’s resolution for Guido: get rid of the avatar. Please.
“What you as the City of London, have done for financial services, we as a government intend to do for the economy as a whole.”
He certainly kept his promise on that one!
Good Morning
My mate works at a police station doing sketches of suspects.
He’s a con artist..
“The actor, who has given more than £100,000 to the Labour Party, is knighted for services to drama.”
Surely not? I thought NuLiebour only sold peerages? Times is hard I suppose….
£100,000 ?
‘nuf said
Happy New Year, Guido! And to everyone else.
Certainly not to acting “make it so mong boy”
Coming from Mirfield he’d ave been better giving it to the b’np
What do you call Two Robbers……. A Pair Of Knickers
I think the avatar is brilliant! I say keep it: it’s distinctive, original and works so much better than if one imagines what these would be like without it.
Yeh I go along with that – keep the Avatar – happy new year to all my readers [if any]
Hey, anon-anon-ny no! (as the Bard would put it).
Lazy Hyena, best bit.
any plans for new years contessa? if I raid the spare change jar i could stretch to a rustlers burger and bottle of cider each. top boy has no electricity until giro day so we can’t watch the fireworks on tv but I was hoping we can make our own. let me know cripple. top boy has spoken.
Sorry tat, don’t eat meat.
Guido, did my bleary old eyes detect black and tan balloons on your esteemed NewsCockup? Yes, and some red ones. Shock horror, dear chap.
Have a happy New Year, because next year is going to get nasty.
The new BBC plant in the ICO is doing his bit for Labour. Quote from Independent:
“A BBC request for the minutes of the meeting to be released under Freedom of Information rules was rejected by the Cabinet Office, but after several years of consideration, Information Commissioner Christopher Graham has now ruled in the broadcaster’s favour. ”
Since he has only been in the job 6 months it can not have been a long decision. Also, since it is to do with the Conservative spat, I doubt the government will appeal.
So which person elected an Ex-BBC reporter, and the person responsible for the decline in advertising standards, to determine government disclosures. Obviously there will be more selective disclosures up until March. Now they have the method the 30 year rule is useless. This information should not get out until AFTER the next parliament: 6 years.
Keep my eye out for the Weather Girl ? She nearly poked mine out !
Phhhwooooaaaaarr !!!
That’s some warm front…
Never mind the weather, we would like to see a great deal more of her.
STOP IT !! ALL OF YOU !!
…and rather less of you!
At least she did not hit anything and drive off again
Weathergirl is well fit. More please?
I do love those chunky thighs – just right for keeping your ears warm in this inclement weather!
Happy New Year, Guido, you Fenian get!!
Happy new year guido
Top tip for the new year, get better microphones, they are not that expensive.
Hmm – an “outtakes” video. Seems you’re disappearing up your arse fast Guido. Suggests a reverence for medium above message, crushing self-importance and delusions of something or other. Anyhow, its what the MSM does. So don’t.
Happy New Year to you as well.
I say, any chance of an introduction to the weather girl…
No probs her name is Raine Oversomeparts
is she by any chance related to the Wolverhampton Oversomeparts?
Join the queue….
one should never queue at Morrisons. I just put the stuff I need in my pockets, wave at the checkout girl and walk with a confident manner through the door marked Exit.
get a Barclaycard then you can use a water tube.
Brown in a china shop hahahaha
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/cartoon/
Spot on, such a picture is worth a thousand postings.
Not a bad likeness. I see he didn’t draw him with any balls.
New Years Resolution for Gordon – RESIGN!!!!!
As usual, I’m to be found right up Gordon’s botty.
Shits – buy one get one free
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/dec/31/tony-blair-politician-of-decade#start-of-comments
No, Most Outstanding Shyster of the Decade would be more appropriate.
Weathergirl is gorgeous. More of her please.
A little over 4 more months left to live for this corrupt and useless Labour Government, liberation is almost at hand. My special new years message to Gordon Brown, call an election now then have the decency to drop dead just like your useless mentor John Smith.
Harsh.
But fucking funny !
The words ‘Brown’ and ‘decency’ in the same sentence are strange bedfellows.
Signs To Show That Your Grandparents Are Still Sexually Active:
1. At night, they put their teeth in the same jar,
2. You don’t just here springs squeaking, but joints too,
3. Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains about ‘denture burn’,
4. Grandma starts baking viagra chipped cookies,
5. Whenever Grandpa bends down, Grandma claps twice,
6. Their adjustable bed is set for doggy-style.
Even your moniker is shite.
We’re still waiting patiently for one of these postings to be even slightly amusing. Some hope…
Couldn’t agree more, he was educated you know. Huh!! Tory Toff.
Have a good new year Fawkes.
indeed. may your chariot always be full.
Happy New Year, Guido, and thanks for all the laughs.
Dear Mr Brown
I just wont you to know that in the light of your “New Years Broadcast” I , as a member of the public dont believe a word that comes out your mouth and can see quite clearly what you and your awful administration are up to.
As far as I am concerened you are heading for a well deserved electoral catastrophe and no amount of spin or fake “class War” rhetoric is going to save you.
Why not put your money where your mouth is and call an election .
After all I could be wrong, maybe enough of the electorate support you and maybe its me who is out of step with public opinion.
Do you feel Lucky Punk ?
AREN’T YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO FIVE MORE YEARS OF THE SCOTTISH RAJ ??
Then, with an heroic leap of imagination, he promised that “a decade of shared prosperity” lay ahead. While that comment was aimed squarely at the coming polling day, it is unlikely it rang true with anyone but those whose faith in the tooth fairy remains intact.
…more realistically I think it will be a “a decade of shared poverty”.
The Decade of Delusion more like.
‘A decade of shared prosperity’.
He did not say who or which country we will be sharing it with.
More like a decade of pisspoority for England.
err that was this decade was it not?
Happy New Year. You helped make 2009 bearable.
A HAPPY BLOGGERS NEW YEAR
Goodbye to Bercow after the next election. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6972005.ece
His constituents might beat him to it. oh Dear! Let me just say what a wonderful speaker John Bercow has proved to be and I look forward to working with him in the future.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/cartoon/
I like this!
I trust that Emily No-Mates received a brand-new pack of Mates in her Christmas stocking. Hate to think of her going without.
Can’t your fantastic weather girl give the global-warming shits at the Met Office a good whipping?
fly off somewhere Stansted. GF is in the process of giving me satnav directions to Miss Raine butgetthesnow. Leave well alone. this is your final and only warning.
None of the out-takes as revealing as this Freudian slip:
No, this is indeed a classic. Manhater-Harperson’s face says it all.
Save the world
let the its Gordon’s time
Guido, gis a wave, guido guido gis a wave.
And a fiver if you’re feeling flush.
Happy New Year to you and all your readers.
Except TwAT, of course.
One you might like from the North Star
“Lord who?
Published: 30 December, 2009
A LABOUR peer has earned more than £100,000 from taxpayers by claiming that a small Ross-shire village is his home, it has emerged.”
http://www.north-star-news.co.uk/news/fullstory.php/aid/5411/Lord_who_.html
Another thieving fraudster is exposed.
I hope the thieving cnut has a short and unhappy life.
Bah gum, that weather lass ‘as nice tits! She could ‘ave a great future as an MP – working under me.
Oi! She’s ours….
actually, mine.
Ours.
I don’t know much about P D James, but she sounds a highly intelligent and perceptive person.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/6915329/PD-James-accuses-unwieldy-bureaucratic-and-wasteful-BBC-of-losing-its-way.html
Yes, I usually shudder when I hear Toady talking about a “guest editor” but she was excellent. She gave the head honcho at the Beeb something to think about. I particularly liked the bit where she went through a series of highly-paid job titles where they all appeared to be doing much the same thing. Of course, the Beeb trotted out all the usual patronising rubbish about paying top rates to get the best – what, like J Ross I suppose?
Duplication, profligacy and monumental waste – It’s what we do. (And don’t even start me on their empty boast about being independent.)
P D James should be put in charge of the country! Didn’t handle Jack the Straw as well as she could, but she handled the pompous Director of the BBC ok. Got him stuttering and stammering, he was all over the place!
Pity the flaccid Evan and the dead pan Sarah, with all their experience, can’t interview with the panache of James, and Hockney. An insult, imo, that the two ‘visiting’ editors were given such a small part of the programme. Just shows, the BBC don’t have to pay fortunes to their upper echelons, there are plenty of others out there quite as competent, and far more interesting.
Whoops a daisy
when’s a set up not a set up?
when the news media say so!!
Haha. Thanks for the year’s great work, Guido.
Happy New Year to all on this site.
KNOW YOUR ENEMY IN TIME FOR THE GENERAL ELECTION: http://eotp.wordpress.com/
Smell corruption, war crimes and torture cover up.
Smell Labour.
and conservative and lib dem
@ Guido: I demand the name and personal details of that fine filly weather girl.
PHWOAR!
We should form a protest group against guido unless he gives us her name now!
an Irishman was driving down a country lane when he saw this man in a field of hay rowing a boat.
he stops and shouts what you doing, the man in the boat says in an Irish
accent im rowing my boat, what do you think im doing, the Irishman shouts back its people like you that give us Irish a bad name i should come over there and give you a good hiding but i cant swim.
be happy see you next year and have a good one.
Gordon had messages for Eid and Diwali but it seems I cannot find his Christmas message on youtube
The weather girl is fit, can we see more of her please?
Guido – please get them to sort the sound out out; it’s not difficult or expensive and you’d be surprised just how much difference it makes to the look and feel of production when it goes right.
*sigh*
This is an out-take. Who gives a fuck about Dolby_stereo?
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