For Christmas as well as socks and slippers, Guido got a power drill. Middle-aged fatherdom is like that.
The kids on the other hand got a Wii game which is great fun with a large-picture projector, though Mrs Fawkes tends to get a bit over-excited with the boxing game.
Kicking the parliamentary troughers re-starts soon enough, back to Peppa Pig…
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Max Clifford says…
“Most people want to read nasty things about people, not nice things.”
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
At least you got better presents than me.
The missus absolutely loved her new ironing board cover
The wife was delighted with her new broom this year until she found out it was only a new head and handle
mrs loved her Burkha
how did you tell?
Was it a WORX megatorque?
WHAT A SCOOP!
i bet you implied it was jewelry to increase the surprise ala Homer Simpson
It has been rumoured that Pa Gollums McDoom might be ambushed by the likes of StrawmanJack, Hattie Hate-allmen, Capting Darling and others to a look-see who’s going to be the New Dear Leader in the early New Year, before the next Gen. Election.
The Bugger-ocracy of ‘Der Partie Der Neues Arbeits’ are not happy with Gollum’s progress…… He is like Clown with no sense of humour…. a man with his strides fastened up under his armpits because his political budget is threadbare and showing……
Oh I do hope there is much ‘Bickering and Backstabbing’ in Large-Wollop in the Piddle…..
Was it of Gordoom or Tone? And did they have their kit off or on?
Worst Christmas present EVER…. a pair of tie on crampon’s to tie around my trainers if I wanted to go running in the snow……in Surrey. Thanks sis.
Santa promised me he would get rid of Jonah Brown in the New Year.
I still believe in Santa…..
What did you get your girlfriend for xmas tat? A puncture repair kit possibly?
You must be the only bloke that gives his girlfriend a blow job.
Tat I must disagree – there will no hung parliament – the tories are going to win hands down.
However – let’s agree to disagree until after the New Year!
Let’s keep goodwill going for a few more days . Hope you had a good Christmas and hope you have a Great New Year.
After New Year the Independents and Tories can fight it out and join forces to fight the labour trolls – how’s that??!!
Bollocks.
You called, Sister Anuncion?
Your best post yet tat. Keep it up (oops, sorry to be so insensitive about your condition)
The 24 hr news channels are now really getting frothed at a “Briton” awarded a legal death sentence from the Chinese. They do NOT question that he was guilty or argue that a Chinky should not get the same punishment, they just think it so unfair that a “Brit” drug smuggler should suffer the same fate as a Chinky drug smuggler.
They do not even report that this Pakistani born Drug smuggler and serial adulterer is not actually a natural Brit and he was living in Poland when he took to his life of Crime and spent most of his working lif in the states .
IMHO it is quite correct to protest agin capital punishment but it is NOT correct to say a “British” criminal is any better than a Chinky criminal and the “Brit” deserves special treatment.
And where were the compassionate press when they scrambled to show pictures of Saddam in the gallows?
Jonah’s plea for clemency didn’t do much good.
I am on my knees begging the British people not to execute me at the upcoming General Election.
As a British politician, I am much more special than politicians of other countries.
What’s more, no mental health assessment has ever been made, and if it was, it would be clear that I have serious mental health issues. I should therefore be given extra special treatment, be spared the death penalty and allowed to carry on as usual.
Is it not strange that Gordo the Great seeks clemency for an alien convicted drugs smuggler, but not for a British computer nerd who is to be extradited from the UK to the US?
Gordon doesn’t like the British. Isn’t it obvious?
I’m still struggling to stop the urge to vomit every time I hear it referred to as British.My Mam and Dad were British, I’m British – that is not British.
7.18pm. You are cock of the first fucking order. Fuck off you skidmark.
TAT -you ever whanged your donger in the kedgeree?
Is that the bottom of the barrel I hear being scraped?
@ GUIDO -keep your kids safe from this threat:
(2009) New Labour M.P. Hariet Harman -WANTS TO LEGALISE CHILD PORNOGRAPHY: http://eotp.wordpress.com/2009/12/28/2009-new-labour-m-p-hariet-harman-wants-to-legalise-child-pornography/
Theres always been something weird about that woman
Now we know ! the old Dyke likes little “girlies” !
slippers…!!!!
Arguably better than a drill. That reeks of Mrs Fawkes dropping unsubtle hints.
Well I don’t know what presents gordon and his children got for Christmas but I do know they were wrapped up in newspapers because sarah wanted to impress the country with gordon’s recycling credentials.
Doesn’t sound very cheerful or christmassy to me but perhaps that’s how they do things in scotland.
Us we had a grand day. Up at 4.45am!! Father Christmas’s sooty footprint was left on a rug near the fireplace and the reindeer had left carrot tops near the kitchen door and some footprints in the snow that looked awfully like the legs of a kitchen chair – fortunately junior never noticed the similarity!!!
Could Gordon have got some drugs and a new glass eyeball to help him see in the New Year or Hogmoney as they call it in the House of Commons?
Top marks for the hogmoney bit!!
Labour bad, Tories good.
It’s not rocket science is it FFS?
Sweetpea do you know how beautiful real cart horses are??!!
What a compliment! Thank you!!!!
That of course is the trouble with labour. They don’t understand rural.
Give ‘em a sugarlump and they’ll stick their tongue in your ear.
nell??????
Cart horses stink of piss !
Nell i understand rural and im game if you are !
Taken from a page on the bbc website about how to prevent terrorist attacks in airports: “Officials are able to monitor people arriving in the UK through a colour coding system”
I assume this means everyone who is of a brown colour is sent back home. Excellent plan.
A whites only airline,including groundstaff would make the white majority feel safer in the skies.Call it Whites Only Go Safely.(W.O.G.S.)It would make money,unlike British Airways.
In very poor taste, particularly the remarks about ground staff.
Are you worried that one of the Muslims at Heathrow checking your hand luggage would do something wrong?
Hey, if hot headed Islamonutters want to design and build their own aircraft and transport themselves around without filthy infidels who am I to argue?
After all, I’m not allowed to visit Mecca, am I?
Best of luck lads. See you in 150 years
(PS. Pinning wings a goat doesn’t work)
What if I put explosives into my Y-fronts and, in the name of Allah the wise and merciful, blow my nads off? Will I fly then?
Nah, obviously not, but it’s more fun than visiting Mecca.
Who wants to visit Macca FFS? His music is crap.
No ‘Strangers on my flight’ – sounds good to me!
Correct OH-when are we going to stop the pc brigade from literally trying to kill us by preventing bomber profiling?
WTf does my granny get searched at airport security while Mohammed walks straight through?
Solution: Airplane A*partheid – rigorous, enforced sep*aration at check-in and se*gregated arrival and departure terminals.
As under A*partheid, identities of potential virgin-seekers are easily determined. With separate travel facilities sorted, we then separate the transport — aircraft for us and H*alal planes for them.
The camel riders can blow up their fellow travellers and the rest of us can get back to normal life.
Refuse to fly with a muzzie, the airlines will soon get the message.
Yeah! Plod will be down on you like a sex starved arab at a camel market.
O/T Why do they call the camel the “Ship of the desert”?
Not sure, but may be because propellers, whilst very effective in water, are pretty useless in sand.
I’ll bet you’re a real bundle of laughs down the pub.
Or are you the miserable old git in the corner complaining that the stripper spilt your pint.
Cameltoe – the “ship of the desert” is full of semen.
One has to laugh – I had to demonstrate the non-explodability of my sandals at Gatwick 5 years ago.
I’m probably Al-Queda’s only white middle-aged suicide bomber, bornn in England and called Michael, complete with beergut, heading for the Med.
Thanks for the “delayed boarding experience”, politically-correct security experience facilitators.
Not flown since. Sorry, airlines. Hope you’re doing well. *snigger*
Probably more like yours
Sounds like a great Christmas all round for you, Guido!
My wife had a digital camera and a Nintendo DS. I got a Reindeer skin (they were on sale at Birmingham’s German Christmas Market) and some Scotch.
Thats why God gave them fucking Donkeys
They couldn’t be trusted with anything else
I feel like Margo Leadbetter in The Good Life: “Christmas has been cancelled” “Why?” “It hasn’t been delivered!”.
Internet shopping!
One wag in our family gave all the adults a little net bag containing gold-foil-covered chocolate coins. I’m going to hang on to mine. They’ll probably be worth more than the real thing by next Christmas.
Take another look there might be chocolate inside.
Fruit and nutty slack I hope.
Still got mine, silver and gold ones, from ten years ago. Have they gone up in value? no, probably all mouldy.
Bit like our RBS and Lloyds TSB investments for our pension then?
Sounds like you wasted your money Guido
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I can’t believe Nintendo have agreed to put their name to this rubbish.
I also find it hard to believe this has taken so long to develop and release – we waited ages for it and despite the time taken it still appears to have been rushed out before Christmas.
My kids love Peppa Pig and they think it’s poor too. I’ll be asking for my money back.
Please don’t read this and the previous review and think “Oh I’ll try it anyway” – you’ll only end up posting here too.
Bet it is on ebay by January.
Bit like gordon’s book on courage then – it’s now on sale on amazon for £0.01.
I just don’t have the guts to buy it, despite being an absolute bargain for the waste paper value.
A better buy would be Norman Baker’s book ‘ The Strange Death of David Kelly.
bliar and alastair and scarlett etc have a lot of things to answer for…and on…and on…..
And one day soon the truth is going to come out!!! Indeedit is getting closer as I speak. 11 highly placed medical professionals are pressing through the Courts for a proper Coroner’s Inquiry into Dr Kelly’s death and it will come quite soon.
bliar and alastair are quaking in their boots!!!!
I’m still waiting.
Let’s have a think – what books/dvd’s would we give to our labour minister’s who have everything because they have troughed it from we taxpayers?
harpyharriett – germaine greer on’ women need men like fish need a bicycle’
postmanpat – instruction manual on ‘ how to develop a backbone’
jackstraw – ‘Warwick the Kingmaker’ – beware jack , Warwick came to a bad end.
gordon – easy!! – ‘Gordon the Moron’ – time to face the reality of judgement by your peers.
mandy – Reba’s dvd that includes the single ‘If only I had known you would leave me’ – (gordon)
militwit – Tina Turner’s dvd that includes the single ‘ Hold on I’m coming!’ ( for the labour party)
Big Chief Sitting Bull goes to a restaurant in the West End.
The waiter asks,”Do you have a reservation?”
Big Chief Sitting Bull replies, “No, I’ve got an apartment in Notting Hill”
Bullshit as per fucking usual.
Oh Dear! I bet that was our faux tanned tony bliar wasn’t it?
Is that the chap Dave led a standing ovation for?
Nope the standing ovation was given by tone for georgebush – just after he was given that American medal and just before he was offered that job as Middle East coordinator chap with huge remuneration, bottomless expenses and private jet to anywhere in the world he wanted to go!!!
As your memory is obviously deteriorating allow me to assist you. Notice the way Dave encourages his side to stand and applaud.
Interesting labour front bench – gordon and prezza are snoring away as tone drones on.
‘dynamic’ aren’t they? – this labour crew.
I suspect cameron and his front bench were going to sleep and felt they needed some exercise to wake up the muscles.
“Notice the way Dave encourages his side to stand and applaud.”
If ever there was a single action that put me off Cameroon, this was surely it. He couldn’t recognise a liar and a shyster when he saw one, unlike the rest of the country. For me this said it all – and the subsequent expenses robbery simply proved that they are all in it together, and any opposition of this bunch of NuLiebour wreckers is purely a sham.
Take the gloves off and grow some balls DC. As things are, no one takes you seriously. McBust will lose the next election, but only just, whereas you could have a record-breaking win if only you got your bloody act together.
Yes HJ, Cameron seems to have gone right off the boil, down the drain, out of sight, and to pot. It all started after Ireland voted for the Treaty, and he and Haig buckled under the Euro lobby.
David Cameron is behaving like a hoon
Conservative Party leader David Cameron has taken part in an annual farting contest in his west Oxfordshire constituency of Witney.
He joined a record number of people on the fourth Le Petomane Contestin the village of Chadlington on Sunday.
Mr Cameron said: “The main thing is to fart, survive and to get home to have lunch.”
Ed Balls is behaving like a hoon
The School’s Secretary has taken part in an annual farting contest in his Normanton constituency.
He joined a record number of people on the fourth Le Petomane Contestin on Sunday.
Ed who believes he ‘s “everyman’s man” said: “The main thing is to fart, survive and to get home to have lunch.” It’s what we labour people do here up north.
Here in Norfolk, we indulge in the traditional crimbo activities of dwarf tossing, dyke jumping and pin the tail on the monkey in the blue rosette.
Round our way we pin a red rosette on a cabbage. Works a treat.
here up north we love dog shit with red rosettes on.
Luxury, in our part of the North we can only dream of a Labour Candidate composed of dog shit.
I suspect it won’t just be Norfolk that adopts the blue rosette at the next election.
Then again it’s down to Labour – Is it going to offer decent policies for Rural areas, and the Rural poor and the Middle Classes. We are all waiting to hear. At the moment the polls are saying that labour has retreated to it’s left wing urban core vote.
Question is? Is labour’s left wing urban core vote , (in those deprived areas that they have had 12 years to improve and have failed) enough to win labour power in the next GE??!!
Another conversation stopper from nell. Thanks a bunch turnip muncher.
No response then to the question – ‘What is labour going to offer to the Rural, Rural poor and Middle Class Vote or don’t they matter to Labour?
Can labour win on the welfare benefit urban labour core vote alone?
It’s a question which is engaging the minds of political scientists and which will be carefully analysed after the next GE.
The worrying part of this is how many will vote for ‘others’. It is something we all want to do but with the Labour core vote holding up it is not entirely unrealistic to see a hung parliament or even a Labour win by default. The only way to be sure is to vote Tory to ensure the total destruction of Labour this time and then vote for who the hell you like next time. The removal of Labour must be the absolute priority this time as much as we all want to vote for Ukip etc.
A vote for others is as good as a lifeline being thrown to the Monocular one as Ukip cannot remove Labour from power and as such risks another 5 more years of Brown.
Newtons apathetic law of dynamics states that for every red rosette voting fuckwit there is an equal and opposing blue voting fuckwit.
“It’s a question which is engaging the minds of political scientists and which will be carefully analysed after the next GE.”
Oh yeah, yippee.
So what about that question then Kat Slater?
“What is labour going to offer to the Rural, Rural poor and Middle Class Vote or don’t they matter to Labour?
Can labour win on the welfare benefit urban labour core vote alone? “
No.
Don’t worry Nell, Balls will never be PM with a name like Balls. Note his wife is still Cooper. Even Lord Balls would be a tricky one! Lord Balls of ……..
Cockermouth
Bishop’s Itchington.
Good man.
Ed Balls- good man??!! Bit like saying hitler was a saint!!
No nell, DC FFS.
Peppa Pig, the children love the character. At least Peppa Pig didn’t steal £116,000 from taxpayers and get to keep it.
Or build a marble palace in bangla land from taxpayers money – or buy a geofhoon manor house that rivals a pop star’s palace in the countryside or end up owning six houses like bliar or a multi million pound london home like mandy.
Where DID all that money come from??!!
Expenses nell. We’re all at it.
But labour was at it more!!!
Proposed CPS prosecutions – 1 tory 5 labour . The ratio says it all.
The word c u n t comes out as hoon
What does the the word hoon come out as?
It must be c….c….c….C UNT!
I think it’s probably gordon, or maybe mandy or perhaps bliar.
Of course alastair and damian and aintbustingut (let’s not forget him!!) would all come a close second!!
British soldier killed in explosion in Afghanistan
A soldier has died in an explosion this afternoon while on patrol in Afghanistan, the Ministry of Defence said.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/afghanistan/6901850/British-soldier-killed-in-explosion-in-Afghanistan.html
Yet another . How sad!! God Bless and thoughts to the family! There are no words to comfort their grief and our lads shouldn’t be there!
I hope gordon’s not going to be sending one of those insensitive thick felt, poorly spelt letters . Our lads deserve better than his often repeated, insincere phrases!
British?English?In a Scottish war?
Why don’t you write to the family nell and comfort them with those words, “how sad, but he shouldn’t have been there”?
Last terrorist attack on an airline the other day was by a nigerian studying at an London university and trained and supplied by AlQaeda in The Yemen.
gordon says all attacks are coming from Afghanistan and that is why we are there. How many lies from this lying, dying government are you going to believe??!!!
And how many lives of our decent young troops are we going to sacrifice before the truth is finally understood??!!
Tat-U-Like? Surely that’s an oxymoron?
They may be siamese tats.
So who is mentally tougher TaT? An ex Marine, or you? Never mentioned what I did after my short service commission. Have a guess.
You became James Bond ?
So is gordon , who is telling lies about defence issues and aintbustingut who is underfunding our lads and watching them die, more your friends than Tat??!!!
No way. Haven’t got the looks. Used to play a utility Prop Forward. Not known for our suave methods either.
That should be worth a few more thousand to Windrush Ventures No3. A few more blood soaked dollars for Tony.
Why is it OK for the Labour party to attack someone because of their class when they have outlawed all types of hate crime?
Discuss
In their minds it’s OK. That’s because they’re desperate hypocrites.
gordon brown hates toffs like Darling,Jowell and Harman.
۟۩ېڮۻي░┬☼▼ ☻ ﷲﮠ⌂∏₧
That’s nothing but contemptible. Go wash your keyboard out.
Why is it OK for labour to try to attack on class when darling, harpy harriett, bliar and balls are all outed as being private school pupils and they are only the tip of the iceberg!
That is the highest form of hypocrisy!!!!
ahh! for that Nell you need to have seen Darling and Marr a few Sundays ago on Pravda discussing it there were too many Etonians on the Tory front bench. Now let me see what school did those two both go to?
Thats hypocrisy in true colour pumped out at telly tax payer expense
nell, I would like your opinion of the comment I made some moments before.
As with everything to do with Stephen Hawkings including his books ‘On the Shoulders of Giants’ and ‘ A Brief History of Time’ I require a straightforward translation before I can give a thoughtful reply.
What the гΰζκ?
Boris caught Marr the other Sunday, when he asked Andrew what school he went to, and Andrew had to say……..Loretto (same as Darling)……..Scotlands’ premier public school.
so that is it stephen hawkings?
what the …..?
Well it isn’t good enough.
This government has taken us to war twice on lies and lost, and in losing ,they have needlessly cost the lives of countless of our young people in the armed forces which they have failed to properly equip.
This government has failed pensioners by destroying their investments and their pensions
This government has failed taxpayers by allowing mp’s ministers and lords to defraud us of millions. They knew it was happening, they watched it happen and hoped we wouldn’t come to hear of it!!
This government continues to lie about climate change – it knew and encouraged climategate (the misuse of statistics to prove a falacy)
I could go on – I won’t . This government is a failure!!!!
nell, fuck off.
That’s fine sh 9.57pm. F…O..
That’s ed balls response is it to the electorate’s concerns about what the next labour govt is going to offer our Troops in Afghanistan, People’s concerns about Climategate, Pensioners worries about their investments , the decency and honest of MP’s and Lords??!!
Don’t expect to win the next GE on the slogan F… ..O !!!!
nell, your language is fucking appalling.
Only Lorettonians would claim that Loretto is Scotland’s leading public school.
Hypocrisy – that is the one thing that makes Mc Ruin admire the US so much. It’s what the Yanks do best.
Why is it OK to ban a sport which affects only a small proportion of the nation and results in the death of a few dozen, chicken killing vermin, but invading 3rd world nations and killing 1000′s of innocent civilians is OK?
In the same vein why do they ban this sport yet apparently ignore the sport of dragging fish out of their natural element with a barbed hook in the side of their mouth?
(Maybe its because its one of the main pastimes of Labour voters so hypocritically they ban the other one)
Yes 87, human beings have strange priorities don’t they?
Why is it OK for Labour to constantly state that the NHS is free at the point of delivery when they make the English only pay for it. Is this a crime against someones race and therefore a breach of their very own laws?
Is my Amazon delivery free at the point of need? No, I pay for it upon the order. We pay for the NHS via taxation. Saying it is a “free at the point of need” is just propoganda, along with “social justice”, “progressive” and the countless other phrases we must have a positive opinion of, but not really appreciate what they mean.
There’s no such thing as free healthcare and there never will be.
Free to Health Tourists!
Plenty of them, and we happily pay out.
It’s always amazed me that the proles expect the State to cut their toenails and clean their teeth, yet are happy to visit a barber.
Free at the point of need is a shibboleth that has allowed the state to sell all the assets of the NHS off whilst technically conforming to the principle of the free health care. it is of course a big lie that has allowed the destruction of the ‘service’ mentality to be replaced with the profit motive. My grandchildren can expect only the name to remain, all else will be privately owned yet funded by the tax payer and insurance – for those who can afford it.
Fuck off you Tory trolls.
Yeah, fuck off.
PAPERS!!!! PAPERS!!!!…… SHOW ME YOUR PAPERS!!!!!
Cameron maxed his mortgage expenses despite being a multi millionaire.
£25,000 a year.
So don’t talk bollocks!
So what?
“…….can you imagine a dodgy c’unt like dave running around rimming his rich friends with generous tax breaks and gideon osborne swanning around begging money off russian villains? it has already happened.”
Yeah, what’s the fucking problem you doped up сunt?
To 92.
I can’t recollect that the tories have killed anyone by their actions seeing that they voted on a sexed up dodgy dossier.
A few of the top liebour laddies knew very well what was going on and therefore mislead parliament,although to be honest misleading is par for the course with Marxist Liebour.
Cut out the usurers, snakes, middlemen and politicos.
http://www.barterquest.com/?gclid=COf3xO-C-p4CFUYA4wode3mEIA
Maybe so but it was tried by a Labour government before and ended up in a ‘brain drain’ as everyone upped sticks and moved elsewhere to escapr the high taxation. The type of people targetted for this would be the ones that can do that and if that happens in these conditions then who knows what trouble we would be in.
I did see some comment that the top rate taxpayers already pay the majority of the tax. Wish I could find the link but the first point would be relevant either way.
Here is just one typical example of the above but done within the country not from outside
Companies try to avoid 50% top tax rate by altering pay policiesBig companies construct complex schemes that
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2009/dec/28/executive-pay?CMP=AFCYAH
So the logic of this statement is because he can afford it he should not get the same entitlements as everyone else. Mmmmmm
Very selective so just to provide some balance how many millionaires on the Labour benches have done the same? Please dont forget spliff claiming for her sisters spare room when a perfectly good grace and favour residence was available or Labour MP’s ‘forgetting’ they have actually paid off their mortgages.
You have to be more balanced and in saying that I think none of them should get it what should happen is a hall of residence with security when in London. Avoids any abuse and will be cheaper.
like the Labour twats then
do you always talk to yourself?
Yawn, now back to your hole, Labour troll.
What, the one that said, ‘Beware The Rabid Rottweiler Bitch called tat?”
I,m dancing tat! Along with your workout video.
Why have we got edballs 9.01pm video on here.
He is a very ugly person!
So that’s what Balls looks like with his trousers down is it?
It’s tat, you thick bints.
Is Cameron wrong to claim when they all have? Or is it not proper because there are 5 times as many Labour MP’s/Lords about to get their credentials tested. David Cameron does not appear to be one of the select few.
Camoron is a conman and you pathetic twats have taken the bait.
Repent at your leisure.
Morons.
Come on down Nick Clegg, the price is always right.
get rid of Labour first lesser of the two evils
The Lib Dems ,or just plain Libs as they were then, were buttfucked by Labour in, ’74 was it?, when they sold their arses for a sniff of the political smegma.
It looks like history is repeating itself as Desperate Dave, who’s in danger of throwing the easiest walkover since Cassius Clay fought “King” Richard Dunn, is making eyes at Cleggy who’s wetting herself in anticipation of another blind date.
Name a Poliie that isn’t a conman/woman.
You concentrate on Cameron, what do you think about Brown having to actually repay his over ambitious claims?
(flaflapflap)
Unfortunately gordon is not only unattractive he is also incompetent and as mandy himself has said – a man uncomfortable in his own skin.
My goodness how true that is – he even looks uncomfortable kissing sarah – not a good husband !!!
And I can’t imagine what sort of fractured father he is . He’ll be telling those dear little boys who should be building snowmen and laughing asnd playing that they must study the finer aspects of science – no place for childhood.
Perhaps that’s what happened to him. No time to play – how sad!!!
nell, if we wanted your fucking opinion we’d ask for it.
This Guido geezers got it sussed. You give the punters a starter for ten and then sit back and watch them fight over the canvas of who said what to which, and all the while the stat counters are raking in the advertising revenues.
Surely a man of such business talents should be in government resurrecting the nations sagging industry.
Guido is a Tory twat. What else would you expect?
I expect Labour to lose the next election and then implode.
That’s what they said in ’79.
England expects Brown to do his duty and fuck off.
Seconded !!!
Cast iron guarantee…….my arse!!!
Lying Tory shit!
Iron Chancellor,my arse.I can’t eat enough to vomit enough when I think of gordon brown.
Referendum on the Lisbon Treaty.
Did you think that one up before or after you bent over?
Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab.
Four reasons why I’d have searched him properly.
Chill out , man! He’s cool.
Pass the dutchy on the airside.
Chill out , man! He’s cool.
Pass the dutchy on the airside.
This skunks good man.
actually for this it would be Schipol immigration not customs
It’s our custom to leave those queer immigration hendriks busy bodysearching each other while we impound the latest imports from West Africa.
It’s our custom to leave those gay immigration hendriks busy bodysearching each other while we impound the latest imports from West Africa.
Little wonder Barry’s personal rating is plummeting.
Strip the Nu Labour rentiers of their assets.
O/T from Peppa Pig but Guido please take note of the letter in today’s Times pointing out that Sir John Chilcot, in deciding to postpone interviewing Gordon Brown and other ministers until after the general election, is depriving the British people of the ability to hold the Government to account on the basis of accurate information. Surely it would be worth rousing the bloggosphere to protest loudly about this? We want to know the whole truth BEFORE we vote, or at least I do.
It’s par for the political course birdie, so get over it.
Baaaaa Baaaaa
“What did you expect? Chilcott is just a repeat of the Hutton Whitewash.”
Yeah Hutton/Mutton, geddit?
The inquiry into the supergun affair in the late ’80s was released thirty minutes before the House debated the report, thereby denying the opposition time to study it and prepare their questions.
Plus La Change and gongs all round, as they say in the inquiry business.
Oh Yes We Do!!!!
What did you expect? Chilcott is just a repeat of the Hutton Whitewash.
We have to wait awhile for the truth to come out – but it will eventuallhy !!!
gordon thinks as long as he can stop the truth coming out before the next election , then he can win another term.
Idiot that he is!!!
I expect to be duped but heh I want them to know that I know I’m being duped
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/letters/article6968958.ece
Thanks Engineer, being a bird w s b I didn’t know how to do that!
When reading a newspaper article worth posting, move the cursor to the address line (the http://blahblah line near the top of the screen) and right-click with the mouse. A command box should pop up – left-click on ‘copy’. Then exit the site, and navigate to Order-order.com. Left-click in the comment box, then left-click on ‘edit’ (top left of screen). A command box pops up, and you left-click on ‘paste’. That should put the link in the order-order comment box.
So what do i do with the scissors?
Don’t encourage her FFS.
In my day, AC1, we had the slide-rule and the typewriter….
Does the clipboard need scrubbing with Dettox afterwards?
In my days we had to put in a program delay so that the mechanical selectors had switched before the program moved to the next step
And the multiplication ‘feature’ was a sub-routine made up of adding and shifting of yer actual operands – and as for old pence to LSD conversions – phew!
Computer Programmers today? Huh!
Pah! You lot don’t know you’re born. In my day, we had to slaughter our oun calves for vellum, and grind up our own inks.
Ignore them bird s w b. Do as I do, write the email, print off a copy and send by post.
One out – all out!
Arthur
Are you refering to New Labour MPs?
I wish the fraudster Brown would play with a grenade – I shall hold the pin.
Utter utter bastard.
Brown – the scum of our times.
Off to the parents in law for a few days.
I would screw my mother in law if the result meant Brown had dropped dead.
I’m game.
Looked in the mirror recently,you old hag bag?
Close your eyes and think of England.Brown must die,soon.
Anyone from Yemen or Nigeria who doesn’t like flying?
Take it for the team. There is a good chap. Understand that you would get nothing out of it, and would start a Family Legend.
I’d screw your mother in law if you were busy.
I thought I have already screwed the lot of you already?
Who have I missed?
Me! You have missed me!
And, as a Voter,
I am waiting to finish you off in the next GE – you evil, evil person. Not physically but socially by exposure of your worst political points!
I rate you equally with bliar, alastair, damian ,scarlett and lots of other labour troughers. Your days are being brought to an end at the next GE.
But more than that – in the years that follow – your reputations are going to be destroyed in a flood of books that are going to be published exposing Labour’s worst troughing flaws!!!!
Ooh, I’m scared.
Guido. Can you not provide a separate thread solely for Thick, Nike, concrete pimp and their alter egos to go off and play on their own?
Yeah and call it the Teletubbies Thread – they have as much brain power as one of them.
Thick as Shit is really Tinky Winky or should I say Tinky Wanky.
Erm, There are very few posts done by me personally. I am however content to be banned if the others mentioned are removed as well. I do not have a huge emotional investment here, or claim to be the Top Dog. It would do the whole site a big favour to bin the boring, repetitive posting Trolls.
It would appear that the chronic repeaters NDP’s concrete, thick, and a certain parrot are not only continuously posting their own brand of anarchy. It would be reasonable to assume it is just one crazed person with inflamed addiction issues. Then there are many others jumping in on the bandwagon.
I agree entirely with my fellow training shoe.
Reeboks!
Camerons words on europe are as crap as blairs words on education,education,education. But he needs your vote. He will lie just like blair did to get your vote. What a great disappointment he is. Just like blair he marches his troops to the top of the hill, then just pulls them back again.
This country will become more controlled by europe even more under cameron, after all we dont want to frighten the horses do we!. The only decent tory politician who tells it like it is, is Dan Hanan. A real tory. Vote UKIP for real UK independence. Or just become a very average state under the united states of europe.
Like liebour, you just cant trust the tories to hold a referendum.
Ever seen anyone ever ever EVEr turned away from fucking passport control since fucking Huhne blair fucking cucking fuick
Haven’t we had enough of our Muslim brothers trying and succeeding to blow us up?
Isn’t it time to fight back?
I have some golf clubs, at least…
Actually I think those doing us the most damage at the moment are the ministers of this labour party!!!!
Tonight it is being said there are NINE MP’s and Lord’s cases being considered by the CPS , 7 labour and 2 tories.
I think that says it all!!!!
Yeah. It tells you that the Tories are criminally smarter than Labour.
It’s where the smart money is going fucktard.
How do you work that one out Lrd Ffookes??
WTF, what a twisted logic that is. Labour Troll on a hiding to nothing. Just grasping at delicate straws. Power has certainly addled the Central Nervous System of the NuLabour project. And that’s all it ever was going to be, a failure. Because it was based on dogma, and a proven broken template. This whole outlook of the Socialists was never about people and real lives. It was dyed in the wool Marxism.
Who are the top criminals? Those that get thirty years for an audacious heist, or those that don’t get caught?
We must get “Gordon Is A Moron” to number one when the piece of dog excrement is finally forced to call an election.
Great scheme. Timing will be crucial, and needs careful planning.
Simple – follow same strategy as Rage against the machine.
Only problem is,the song will be number one for months and months and months and months.
Perhaps get Kylie,Lou Reed,Bowie etc to do a really good version to make it listenable for so long.
Brown – we hate you so much that if you knew how much, you would shit yourself and then find a length of rope.
I agree.
Go on then -start a Rage Against the Machine style campaign.
Done – I shall contact the couple who started the Rage… campaign.
Now what about a song for Ball’s and his boy wonder wife?
What does anyone suggest for a decent title?
It needs remixing though to add the chorus “Gordon is a moron” to the ending. Give the punters a good sing-a-long ending.
I’m telling you, it’s a fucking winner!
Gordon Brown has just murdered another British soldier.
Brown – we shall demolish you in the election you so badly fear – name the day and We,The People will smash you and the Labour Thug Party to tiny bits.
You will be forced to beg for food in your old age.
He is scheming with jack straw to allow him to resign the labour leadership but hang on as PM until the GE.
This means that he will be able to stay as PM until the election but that someone, presumably,militwit will already be the labour leader and allow gordon to say that he has escaped the ignominy of losing the GE when it happens as it surely will!!
Beware militwit because that might mean that you’re the one perceived as losing the labour vote!!!!
What an absolute coward gordon is!!! He has never ever faced an election of any sort , and he’s ducking and diving even now. That says everything about what this labour government is!!! Doesn’t it??!! Spineless! Useless! Worthless!
Calm down dear, it’s only a fucking blog.
Actually, it’s a political blog. If you want a f***ing blog, ask Jackie Spliff’s husband to recommend a few sites to you.
Please note, I said a fucking blog, not a f*****g blog, you duplicitous сunt.
Calm down, dear. It’s only a political blog.
Stop stealing my lines, сunt.
Finders, keepers.
Losers weepers, and that’s what you are engineer, a fucking loser. You’ve been twatted.
Never felt a thing. Try harder.
Yeah, no sense no feeling. I rest my case.
But he’ll be oh so happy when his bilderburg attending, EU cocksucking, expense pigging, common purpose believing, conservative friends attain power next year, and all our troubles will be over.
Dave will be next PM. Get over it FFS.
Ooo, dear oh dear. Somebody’s cage is well and truly rattled, isn’t it?
……said the space monkey.
Ah that edballs ‘F’ word again . He seems to think he can say that to all voters and that he’ll intimidate everyone into voting for him.
F… Off. It doesn’t f…ing matter. and on and on.
Sorry Ed we Middle Classes, Rural and Rural poor voters don’t much like your language. We’re looking for rather more substantial political policies than that. And ‘spend spend spend’ won’t do either.
‘Must do better’ – I think is the school report you need to hear!!!!
Dave will save us all by sorting the financial mess with George Osborne by lowering taxes for everyone then Dave will say naughty things to Europe while pretending to do as he is told and after that Dave will end the Afghan War with no British soldier dying after he takes power.
Doesn’t matter who’s in charge of Labour.
They’re all fucking useless and collectively responsible for the illegal war and subsequent slaughter of our soldiers, the appalling state of the economy,education, etc etc.
A last minute change of leader will fool no-one- they’re history.
I’ve heard that Brown has prostatic cancer.Hope it isn’t malignant.
Hope the rumour is true, and it is nothing trivial. here’s to secondaries! The utter Bastard deserves to die a painful death.
Just why has so much money and time been spent deflecting the central question of the Birth Certificate? On both sides. Surely if there is no issue, the document would be proudly displayed.
LABOUR CONTINUE TO PREFER TO SUPPORT BURGLARS RIGHTS. After all there a quite a lot in Parliament any way. Just hope one day they lose a family member in an horrific burglary, no more than they deserve.
DPP rejects call for change in self-defence law
Director of Public Prosecutions Keir Starmer
Mr Starmer insisted that such prosecutions were “very rare”
A call by the Conservatives to make it harder for people who tackle burglars to be jailed has been rejected by the Director of Public Prosecutions.
When wanking, attach a pedometer to your wrist and measure the calories you burn.
Then you can proudly tell your wife how much exercise you have done.
Talking from experience are we tosser?
OBAMA RUSHED AWAY IN AN AMBULANCE!!!!
He must have received Gordons Xmas card wishing him a happy, healthy and prosperus new year.
Michelle has probably decked him with a Tiger Woods wood.
Stoned again, Superskunk 1?
superskunk? pah! womans weed.
Try Lowryder.
LABOUR PREFER TO CONTINUE TO MAKE BENEFITS PAY RATHER THAN WORK. BUT WHAT WOULD DAVE DO?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1238837/Family-16-live-37-000-year-benefits-fresh-blow-welfare-system.html
My favourite video of 2009.
Give that little fucker at 0:19 a medal!
Somehow, i can’t see nell singing along with this.
All together now!
Well well an imposter!
Poor labour it isn’t any good at being itself is it??!!
Ignore her, I’m the real nell, and I love New Labour.
Boy Dave is rattled. He’s lost his bottle and is cosying up to the Lib Dems.
Even his own party now despise him but are keeping quiet to get power.
The Tories will self destruct within 6 months of office.
Camoron is a conman.
Dave will get shafted by his own right wing.
He’s making policy on the hoof and noone knows what he stands for.
Watch out for daily Tory knee jerk policy.
All politicians are fucking shysters.
Except David Taylor.
He’s a dead fucking shyster.
Like your brain, fuckhead.
Really sucker?
http://www.thisisleicestershire.co.uk/news/MP-admits-lack-judgement-claims/article-1017457-detail/article.html
better to be fucked by a shyster than that Jacqui Smith!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, as long as Brown get’s shafted, that’s all we care about.
mandy is rattled. He’s lost his bottle and is cosying up to the russians/libyans.
Even his own party now despise him but are keeping quiet to get power.
labour will self destruct …soon…
bliar/alastair/gordon are going to be exposed as conmen by the chilcot inquiry.
Said the growler.
Who are you calling a growler?
David Cameron has said he still believes going to war in Iraq was the right thing to do and argued Britain must “see it through”.
The Conservative leader admitted the war had been “very unpopular” and said there had been mistakes since Saddam Hussein was deposed, but he still backed the action.
“You’ve got to do what you think is right even if it’s unpopular, that’s the only thing you can do,”
Oh dear nell.
Your hero was just as stupid as Blair.
Of course he’s probably flip flopped since he said that as he is made of jelly but let’s face facts, the public knew it was a war based on lies but poor Dave was a gullible fool.
Any other wars he’s woefully wrong and out of touch about along with Brown ?
Oh that’s right, Afghanistan.
Desperation is trying to suck up to the Lib Dems and then having the Lib Dems tell you to fuck off.
NURSE !! NURSE !!!
PUT C.LINGERS IN THE STRAIT JACKET IMMEDIATELY !
Weird or strange. Especially in reference to persons of a similar sexual attraction.
Labour jerk
Tory Wank!
and gordon is?
Anyone on here want to vote for him?
Gordon, oh Gordon you’ve taken us for fools.
You lied about Prudence and your ‘Golden Rules’.
You plundered our pensions and decimated our savings,
We’re fed up of listening to your ‘global’ ravings.
Blair claimed you’re a genius; he lied to us too.
The ‘British’ economy is in deep doggy-doo.
‘No booms, no busts !’ you used to shout out.
That was all hubris, of that there’s no doubt.
You bang on and on about your Presbyterian daddy,
Born a son of the manse and raised in Kircaldy.
Now how would he regard you, with disgust or with pride ?
Having watched you for years as you stood there and lied ?
You’ve ruined this country, we’ve become a basket case.
Moody’s and the others plan to remove our triple A’s
Yet you’re still in denial, saying we’re ‘uniquely placed’.
Have a long look in the mirror, your reflection is two-faced !
Now,weigh up the risks of Labour being totally rejected,
Screw up some courage, SEE HOW MANY OF YOU GET ELECTED !
Your poem only needs the statistics to back it up.
The UK Government borrowed 58% of GDP in 2009.
It borrowed 18% of GDP in 2009, and Darling pretended in the PBR that he didn’t know……..saying he was borrowing only 12.5%.
It’s shocking
correction. The UK Government spent 58% of GDP in 2009.
See the figures.
Tapestry, you’ve just ruined a bloody good rap, you munter.
Check out how Liebour LOVE to spend your money
and how much DEBT they leave us with.
OK so gordon is our saviour is he?
Bliar is the Ld God
Mandy is the Angel Gabriel
ainbustingaut is a donkey
militwit is manky sheep
and harpy harriett is the ratty innkeeper
Jesus wasn’t born under a Labour administration. They couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
They should have looked a bit further afield than Norfolk.
They also sold the gold. Heaven knows what they did with the frankincense and myrrh – pawned ‘em, probably.
I’ve looked in Croydon. No luck there either Ray.
Too true Eng.
But further up the blog they are beginning to use my name so it’s time to go to bed.
However my thoughts always stay with our troops who are fighting abroad- not least ’cause I have a nephew out there . So God Bless and Keep All Of You Safe !!
And for the rest of us including Eng. and Tat. Here’s to a good 2010!!
God Bless All!!
safe would be finally pulling them out of the slaughter and a quagmire
but your hero Dave won’t do that will he nell?
All that fuss over one dickhead getting topped by the slopes. FFS, look on the bright side. Some lucky charlie chans in line for a new kidney.
That’s offal.
You bring recession in,
You bring recession out,
In out, in out, shake it all about,
You do the double dip and you u turn about,
That’s what it’s all about.
ALL TOGETHER NOW
Do The Oky Cokey!
You bring recession in!
How VERY true of gordon!
Well said! G’Night!
Great. Superfluous nell does it again.
nell, what’s your view of wanking? You must have one surely?
In an infinite universe, would an infinite number of Gordon Browns given an infinite set of healthy budgetary books, manage to to fuck up the economy on a stellar scale more than once.
Or are we just unlucky?
yeah but in fujiymas multiverse idea , there could be a gordon brown in another universe having the best ecnomic policies ever and loved by children , with people paying to have staues erected of him such is his popularity. Alas we have this version in our universe ! ho hum
That’s the universe that exists only in his napper.
Welcome to my world.
Both.
claps
and on top of all this , there is a universe where Gordon Brown has a green beard !
i want to see Andy Burnham come off panto duty to defend this .
“govt to nationalise charity donations to NHS ”
New accounting rules made by labour will require charity donations to be shown on books , to ermm make cuts.
con home photoshop ! very fetching . argghhh Day of the Taxes
J P morgan dont like the ruins ideas
Barry obama wants a full security review after the “Pants bomber” Uk police are linking it to the pants home secretary who did sod all about student mosque .
eric pickles vs danny aleaxander ding ding round 1
ep :”i love you”
da : “its all a spin and lie ”
ep “your really nice even though you did lose devon and cornwall”
da “stop it ”
ep “I still love you”
da “look everyone its just a rumour vote lib dem ”
ep “were made for each other lets put the past behind us ”
da “chase me chase me i am not the grinch”
Here is a radical way to stop Terrorism on Aircraft.
“Just issue every passenger and every crew member with a Glock 25 (simple easy to use with little or no training) and one bullet. One bullet isn’t enough to hijack a plane and the terrorist if he/she tries will be filled with lead in about 20 seconds by the other 200 passengers. The Glock 25 is in .380 Auto which is compact and light, but has a relatively short range and less stopping power than other modern pistol cartridges. it generates only 1000 f/ps (300 m/s) muzzle velocity compare that with the traditional 9mm which generates 435 m/s (1,430 ft/s). That difference is big enough to put holes in terrorists but unlikely to penetrate an airliner cabin. You could use a .22lr pistol but with a hyped up terrorist that just might only make him angry.”
You could incorporate how to shoot terrorists into the pre-flight briefing, somewhere after the seat-belt and life-jacket explanation.
The pistols can be handed in at the end of the flight as passengers leave the aircraft.
To show how easy they are to use watch these videos as a shooter loads and racks the slide with only one hand, so even TaT the moron could do it.
Radical, but might make a few of us feel more empowered.
I ‘d prefer the in flight pick axe handle.
It’s a Sig Sauer for me or nothing.
yeah but what if it was a long flight and you were bored and started rumaging in your pants , seems a bit harsh .
or a child was playing liar liar pants on fire !!
bloke got third degree burns , so i dont think the judges sentence will mean much , new vid from bin ladens tent showing him banging his head against tent pole after being told the news .
Desert Eagle full of Glazer “safety slugs” its the only way to be sure!!!!
New pre-flight instructions:
“…exits are here, here, and here. When you hear the command “Allah is great” put your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye.”
“You could use a .22lr pistol but with a hyped up terrorist that just might only make him angry”
A .22lr can kill at a kilometre. A .22 loaded with subsonic rounds used to be a Mossad favourite…dunno about nowadays.
Diane Abbot, Dawn Butler and Harriet Harpick with a few visits to weight watchers, combined with a bit of a makeover, could provide New Labours winning election broadcast. Ticks all the boxes. Female empowerment, marriage and diversity.
That’s it Ray, broadcast our election winning strategy all over the fucking blogosphere.
Oi, Ally,
Haven’t you fucking hung yourself consumed by guilt with your wicked war-mongering and hounding to death of David Kelly? Oh, of course not, you’re a fucking psychopath like Blair and Brown and Straw.
B&Q open today as well Ally. Never too late to do the right thing.
The Curse of Jonah strikes again…..
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/6903440/British-citizen-Akmal-Shaikh-executed-in-China.html
The Great Leader is appalled that the Chinese did not listen to His pleas for clemency…. I am not !!
But nice to see the Telegraph finally indicated this man ‘was’ a British Citizen rather than being British !
UK soldier killed in Afghanistan explosion
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8433153.stm
Says a great deal how The Great Leader goes into overdrive to save the above mentioned criminal from Pakistan, but nothing about this latest casualty !!!
“Mr Brown repeatedly raised Shaikh’s case with China’s leaders and appealed for clemency, but to no avail.
Reacting to news that the execution had been carried out, Mr Brown said: “I am particularly concerned that no mental health assessment was undertaken.
“At this time our thoughts are with Mr Shaikh’s family and friends and I send them our sincere condolences,” he said.”
McMental’s totally lost it – “no mental health assessment”
“sincere condolences to family”.
What a primordial McPlonker.
Drug smugglers deserve death, cricket battering of burglars should be applauded and airline terrorists should summarily swing from a rope.
China sets the pace.
Can we have a long line of well-used gallows along the shore at Mogadishu too please?
I think it fair to say that outside of the professional bed-wetting demographic nobody gives a shit if the Chinese want to hang any number of P*k**t*n* drug smugglers.
I don’t suppose the P*k**tan* government gives a shit either.
Good old China. While Gordon ‘The Jackass’ Brown was destroying our economy they were salting away heaps of loot so they can now buy up distressed car factories for fuck all and develope their industrial base even further.
Meanwhile our Maximum Imbecile just prints up another 200bn quid and hires another 25,000 bedwetters, boxtickers, arseholes and bastards to clutter up the fucking place and get under our collective feet.
Yeah, great Gordon. You can plead for clemency for an alien drug smuggler on grounds of mental health, but can offer none to a UK computer nerd also with mental health issues who is to be extradited to the US.
What an utter tosser.
slit your own throat, eh Guido?
you are a victim of my success.