Christmas Service
Guido is with his in-laws and the laptop is out-of-action ever since Microsoft insisted on an urgent security update to Windows XP.
Which is probably for the best, though there will be occasional updates, Guido suggests your best bet is to get stuck into the sherry.
Miscellaneous snippets:
Am enjoying Prescott spinning over Copenhagen, Gordon and Miliband claiming that it is a successful “first step” when they previously claimed it was a “last chance to save the planet”. It was all going so well until Gordon said he would go…
Think that Sion Simon has some serious explaining to do about lack of receipts for rent supposedly paid to his sister.
Looking forward to the pictures of pole dancers due outside Harriet Harman’s house tomorrow complaining about changes in licensing laws that will take the shirts off their backs. Will also hit girl guides and boy scouts village hall dances.
Am told this week’s Private Eye (yes, it is still going) has a section on ‘Jonah Brown’, which is odd because Hislop insists, contrary to evidence, they don’t take material unattributed from blogs. Nor do they appear to have paid for the last load of cut ‘n pasting for which Adam Macqueen promised to send a cheque.
A very silly attitude. Private Eye could end up being made available for free on the web whether Hislop likes it or not…
UPDATE : Adam Macqueen points out that Guido was actually paid. Had no idea, but will take him at his word. A book-keeper will be shot.
Who cares, Private Eye has become shite since that plasticine faced c*nt took it over.
Private Eye has taken a pro AGW stance so they can fuck off as far as I’m concerned. Maybe they ought to do what they used to do best and follow the lead of Booker and North in the Telegraph. These blokes are on the trail of Rajendra Pachauri, seriously corrupt boss of the IPCC (Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change). I reckon there are 1,700 Redcar steelworkers who have a bone to pick with this thieving Hunt.
Oh, and Happy Christmas Guido. You deserve a rest after the stirling work you’ve put in lifting the lid on troughing scum.
Yeah……and this c*nt http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1237228/Anger-delegates-Holocaust-jibe-climate-deal–country-shares-62bn-bonanza.html
British Peer: Copenhagen Summit Has Established A World Government
“Institutional framework” paves the way for unelected international bureaucracy
http://www.infowars.com/exclusive-%e2%80%93-british-peer-copenhagen-summit-has-established-a-world-government/
Fill Yer Pockets Boys The West Has Coughed Up Again !
Free Money For Every Whinging Despot On The Planet
Private eye is consistantly funny and doesn’t play favourites.
I’d stick to mocking the street of shame Guido as you can just about take the pondlife at the Sun Mail and Express on a good day.
It does add to the rustic low tech charm and feel of Guido as just some guys blog who updates it whenever he can be bothered rather than a professional website when all the excuses for not being arsed to update it come out.
Not sure the advertisers feel the same way though.
Guido is still trying to claim he doesn’t read the Eye I see by the pathetic “Am told” which for those who haven’t been paying attention is there because Guido stole so much from the eye over the years he had to put up the charade of ‘I don’t read it’ as some kind of defense.
But lets face it, if you took away the eye’s humour, investigative reporting and genuine inside information then added Daily Mail style lowbrow paranoid hysteria, conspiracy nutcases and partisan conservative playing of favourites then you’d have Guido’s blog.
And for all the arselickers who can’t abide criticism of their hero Guido, a very merry seasons fuck you too.
“Private eye is consistantly funny and doesn’t play favourites.”
Mmmmmm, if you are so superior why come here and spout your bile only to be read by the sun readers etc, not everyone here is a Guido fan, in fact many here have little time for him, Guido is not that popular, his point of few is usually met with disdain.
Many come here for the comments or to reach a wider audience for the points they wish to make.
Private eye is simply an extended version of Guido’s blog of shite and has never made any impact on me ever, never made me think outside the box and never really impacted politics in any substantial manner.
You are like the naughty public schoolboy of mainstreme rags, much like `have I got news for you` you never venture outside of the safety zone.
as for conspiracy nutcases, who would that be?
The people who warned you thatt that the EU as more than just a trade agreement?
The people who said man made global warming was a hoax to attain global power by the elites?
This is fact, backed up by their own statements and actions.
Is that too hard for you to comprehend, or would you like to watch the videos of world leaders declaring a `new world order` and `world governance` or are you death, dumb and blind?
Now piss off back to your childish, blinkered, school boy rag of dross.
You are insignificant and always will be.
No taxation without representation – End the EUSSR
Is that the best responce you have to the facts presented here, a video on tin foil hats and other such deflective bollocks avoiding the real issues! then again what else would you expect from the private eye schoolboy rag of trivia.
As stated no doubt you were screaming `tin foil hats` when people told you the EU would be an unelected totalitarian body with zero mandate and stuffed to the gills with people directly connected to the global private bankers and their organisations that now makes makes 80% of our laws.
are you going to deny that many of our politicians and in particular the ones that made a special effort to sell us out to the EU are members of these bankers organisations?
the bilderburg group, the trilateral commision, club of rome etc.
would you like a list of attendees?
would you like a further list of quotes regarding their aims and further illustraitions of their power?
if it was all insignificant then why can we not see the minutes?
if it were not significant then why are so many of our leaders so keen to attend yet then often try and cover up their knowledge of such groups!
Such as phoney who attended with fat ken – both traitors to the people of this country. tell me why unelected Mandy has so much power, yet was a member of such groups.
The list goes on and on.
Why paddy trashclown described in his book about his visit to the builderberg group that all the Tories in attendance were running down maggie (who was not in attendance) for not adopting the Euro – the federalisation of our country.
or have you forgotten that tory traitor Ted Heath sold us a trade agreement knowing it was the road to a federal Europe, which he later admited.
It was a conspiracy – FACT.
do you not give a shit that your flippant attitude has lead to the end of democracy in this country?
That the people are now rendered almost powerless if not completely powerless!
bankers who are on record stating their aims of world domination from the beginning.
Heres a clue – watch the videos and read their quotes!
did you not notice that climategate blew the lid of the global warming hoax – yes another conspiracy -FACT, yet ALL the politicians, the bankers and 90% of the media rolled on reguardless as if nothing had happend and continued the lie that global warming pixies really do live at the bottom of the garden?
How stupid do you have to be, to ignore this?
Now why dont you address the points made in the videos rather than just spam with your trivial shite – much like your trivial shite rag.
now piss off and take your strawmen tin hats and aliens with you, you don’t impress anyone. you are either the most ignorant braindead conditioned sheeple in the country or just as evil as them.
“Isn’t the only hope for the planet that the industrialized civilizations collapse? Isn’t it our responsibility to bring that about?”
“Licences to have babies incidentally is something that I got in trouble for some years ago for suggesting even in Canada that this might be necessary at some point, at least some restriction on the right to have a child.”
– Maurice Strong, founder of the UN Environment Programme
the N*ick Gri*ffi*n youtube posted by “Vote Dave” is pretty damning stuff on climate change fraud.
Can we expect bee-en-pee to major on this in the election campaign then? Should worry ruined us all and his mactavish tribe.
And wo elected Christopher Monckton to anything?
“A shift is necessary toward lifestyles less geared to environmental damaging consumption patterns. ”
easy fro a billionaire to say
“After all, sustainability means running the global environment – Earth Inc. – like a corporation: with depreciation, amortization and maintenance accounts. In other words, keeping the asset whole, rather than undermining your natural capital. ”
With a billioanire in charge?
“Ted Turner is still a leader. And he sets a great example. His ability financially has been reduced, but his influence and his example still is an important asset to the whole environmental movement. ”
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Greek PM, Bilderberger at Copenhagen: “We are Observing the Birth of Global Governance”
Yes the Sudanese are well up on genocide – they have one of their own they can take credit for. Shows how spineless our representatives are that nobody said that to him.
Africa for the Africans.
ɹǝpun uʍop puɐl ɐ ɯoɹɟ ǝɯoɔ ı
ɹǝpunɥɔ uǝɯ puɐ ʍolɟ sǝop ɹǝǝq ǝɹǝɥʍ
He can go and screw himself – cocksucking Sudanese shit.
Trough trough trough.
Quasimodo in Number 10, hunched, scowling over his desk, has devised yet another plan to police, to increase surveillance, to indulge his obsession with extending his short-lived control over as many people as possible. Gordon Brown, who now seems to have lost his last tenuous grip on reality, wants the European Union to police the carbon emissions of the whole world. That is the leitmotif of New Labour – and, by extension, all Westminster – government: control, bans, observation, intrusion, diktat.
Balked of a legal agreement on imaginary manmade global warming at Copenhagen, Quasimodo and Nicolas Sarkozy are working on plans to create a “European monitoring organisation” to oversee different countries’ actions on carbon emissions. Barack Obama – the leading control freak in the liberal pantheon – has suggested spy satellites could be used.
Quasimodo told reporters: “We’re in favour of transparency; we’re in favour of looking at what’s happening not just in our country and our own continent, but around the world.” That isn’t transparency: that is snooping. “We’re in favour of transparency” – from a New Labour Prime Minister! Goebbels, who always favoured the Big Lie, would have loved it.
Were Quasimodo and his colleagues in favour of transparency about weapons of mass destruction? Even now, are they in favour of transparency at the Iraq inquiry, where Tony Blair will give evidence in secret? Were they in favour of transparency when they voted to keep MPs’ expenses under wraps, until the courts overruled them?
The one fear the enforcers entertain is that their spy-in-the-sky snooping on carbon emissions might antagonise China, which resists surveillance (all those covert coal mines and other eco-naughties). When Red China begins to seem like an apostle of laissez-faire, relaxed freedom, we know that the lunatics have taken over the asylum.
Meanwhile, unheeding of the coming tsunami of electoral extinction, Quasimodo lopes around his bell-tower (courtesy of Quentin Davies) and plans ever tighter restrictions on everybody else’s liberties. What a filthy regime this has been. Even now the Harridan is planning legislation effectively to outlaw Christianity. Who do they think they are?
When they crawled out from under that stone in 1997 they had just one ambition: to impose their will, their prejudices, their squalid vision of the world on the entire nation. That is always the badge of the inadequate, the owners of inferiority complexes, epitomised by the nail-biting, grimacing weirdo in Number 10. It is a pity that Scottish kirks do not go in for much in the way of ornamentation; otherwise, Gordon/Quasimodo could have built a secure career for himself as a gargoyle on a church tower, scowlingly overlooking the rest of humanity.
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/geraldwarner/100020499/now-gordon-brown-wants-to-police-the-entire-world-how-controlling-can-a-freak-get/
Why is no one going for the get-rid-of-fossil-fuel approach? Oil companies have been suppressing new technologies for 100 years. Here are a few which would get rid of fossil fuel were they to be given a chance. Free energy. No fusion.
http://the-tap.blogspot.com/2009/12/climate-saving-technologies-suppressed.html
Just a wild stab in the dark you know, but it’s probably down to these so-called miracle inventions by some bloke in a shed being a load of bollocks. Particularly the car running on water gag.
But you carry on believing all these ‘oil companies killed the inventor’ conspiracy theories. The Internet is a great way to distract Care In The Community cockwombles like yourself.
When did you start being a sock puppet?
Why don’t you just wind your neck in you sad old git. Nothing to contribute apart from a notion that the ‘Esther Rantzen Party’ will make good. I think we have enough Joos already in power.
Sausages.
Gordon Brown is CIA. Ho Ho Ho.
Have you been in the Military munchkin? Have you trained with the Royal Marines or similar? Did you take a commission? Thought not. STFU.
you did not address any of my valid points.
very telling indeed.
oh, and I am a propagandist old beanie. words are my ammunition.
why are you so very slow?
why can’t you keep up?
Time to get down to the launderette. It’s that time of the year.
Brown might be there with his CIA minders! Ho Ho Ho.
Looks like the Met Office have got egg on their face again.
Despite being so obviously bullied by the Labour Clunking Fist, this Winter does not look mild at all.
The idea of being able to ‘Spin the Weather’, is really not sustainable over time. Their corrupt lies know no bounds. Their web of deceit is unravelling, and all credit to the Bloggers for getting the truth out there.
Full Marks Mr F. for allowing so many folks to access such credible information.
Snowing even harder now!
A few days of cold and a bit of snow ‘disproves’ global warming, eh?
What is it about the concepts of ‘global’, ‘mean’ and ‘trend’ that you fuckwits cannot grasp?
Groucho, I presume its the same fuckwittery which uses localised floods in Cumbria to “prove” Global Warming.
“A few days of cold and a bit of snow ‘disproves’ global warming, eh?”
I read the post that you replied to and found nothing that supports your quote.
Pay attention Groucho.
Then fuck off!
> A few days of cold and a bit of snow ‘disproves’ global warming, eh?
A 10 year period with no rise in temperature does though.
You are terminally dim,or employed by the state. Global arminh has nothing to do with facts and everything to do with religion – just believe it’s true and make sure you suppress any heretics.
If this is such a certainty,why did scientists:
a) edit the raw data to fit a required answer.
b) Refuse to share the raw data -now destroyed like Blair’s expense claims.
If is is such a threat why did thousands of people go to Copenhagen using transport methods which craeted the largets carbon footprints -have they not accelerated the warming process?
Global warming does not need to be disproved -it still needs to be proved and making the rwa data public would be helpful -why is it hidden?
And the Barbecue Summer that did not materialise. Paint your House white they said. Bollocks. The rainy Summer that we had, certainly affected the average daily (24hr) temps because of the almost constant cloud cover.
So how do you explain the increase in Polar Ice coverage, and the huge increase in Sea ice on the East of Antartica? Al Gore promised us Ice Free conditions. Perhaps the molten core of the Earth has cooled down from the Millions of degrees that he claimed? For the invetor of the Internet he doesn’t check his facts very often before he pontificates.
This Winter is going to be harsh. The East of the US has a winter’s worth of Snow drop in 36hrs. Yet conveniently all you muppets claim that high rainfall in the very part of the UK that always has the highest rainfall is confirmation of Global Warming. Give it a rest. You are all busted.
The trend that indicates an increase in global temperatures? I saw that. I also saw that they exluded the readings from cold places so that the average temperatures looked higher. Well they would look higher if you don’t take into account places that are cold wouldn’t they? People are onto you and your lies and deceit. THERE IS NO GLOBAL WARMING> IT@S A CON TRICK TO RAISE MORE TAXES FOR THE PIGGIES.
My guess is that our illustrious Government will seek to bring in a ‘Save the World’ tax in the form of a ‘Green Levy’.
Not a tax, you understand. Just like NI isn’t a tax at all. My guess is that it will be of the order of 4% in front of Income Tax. i.e. The Priority, that increases the yield to the max. If you look in overview the overhang in the financial system is of the order of $3TRILLION. Spookily the the suggested required amount to arrest the pollutant Carbon is @$3 TRILLION. Balance Sheet engineering at its very best.
We are carbon based life forms, so a bit of Eugenics and Euthenasia could well be part of the programme. No shit Sherlock. Come out of the detail, and look at the big picture and it is easier to see the Scam in overview.
Bastards.
“> A few days of cold and a bit of snow ‘disproves’ global warming, eh?
A 10 year period with no rise in temperature does though.”
No it doesn’t. You can cherry pick any short period on the temperature graph for the last 150 years to show that the temperature is going up, down or remaining static. But take a look at the graph from 1850 to today and tell me that the trend is anything other than upward.
I am fascinated by this idea that global waming is a ‘tax raising con trick’.
I have heard some ludicrous conspiracy theories in my time, but this one takes the biscuit.
This theory assumes:
The unprecedented cooperation of the world’s governments;
The cooperation of every respected scientific body, including the Royal Society and NASA;
The cooperation of almost every climatologist, many of whom are rivals and would not hesitate to shop anyone they suspected of making stuff up;
Nobody – not one person – will blow the whistle;
Gordon Brown CAN actually organise a piss-up in a brewery.
And all this simply to raise taxes, which any government can do anyway.
I know many of you don’t want to accept that man may be affecting the climate, but this stuff is just paranoid nonsense.
Yeah right, all those scientists have collectively conspired behind the government to get taxes raised. That’s what scientists do of course. oh and ten years of no mean temperature change means there is no climate change does it? Let’s forget the fact that the cold bits are getting warmer and the warm bits are getting colder. Oh and there was a warm spell in medeival times so climate change can’t be true. I love bad science by people who think they know better than those pesky scientist chappies. It makes me laugh. I think I will join the “no climate change, it’s all a conspiracy” bandwagon and declare myself officially a fuckwit.
Groucho, yes since 1850 average temperatures have been rising.
You know what you have to do, just as life on Earth has done throughout history?
Adapt.
Plain and simple. Stop whining about it and get busy changing your life to suit the prevailing conditions.
While you are busy making changes, don’t use it as a pathetic excuse to tax the living soul out of me. I won’t tolerate it.
Trust me its easier to go with the flow than trying to stand up to the tide. Cnut got his feet very wet. All he had to do was learn how to make a canoe. Problem solved.
These will be the same Scientists that said my oven wouldn’t work, dishwasher, tumble drier, teasmaid, and just about every other item of household convenience with a processor. Y2K the biggest con of the turn of the Century. They could not have got it more wrong. And if you want to look for Government connivance, have a look at a packet of cigarettes wherever you go in the Western World. They are all the same colour and on message warning. Spooky!
Yeah in 1850 they started mass production of the 4WD.
An amazing example of the work being done on the Climategate e-mails.
http://joannenova.com.au/global-warming/climategate-30-year-timeline/
["Maybe they ought to do what they used to do best and follow the lead of *Booker* and North in the Telegraph"]
I don’t know whether you know, but your comment would be very ironic if not.
From Wikipedia:
The forerunner of Private Eye was a school magazine edited by Richard Ingrams, Willie Rushton, Christopher *Booker* and Paul Foot at Shrewsbury School in the mid-1950s (The Salopian). After National Service Ingrams and Foot went to the University of Oxford, where they met their future collaborators Peter Usborne, Andrew Osmond, John Wells and Danae Brook, among others.
My *ing there. The two Bookers are one and the same…
As for PE losing it’s way. Well it was neared sued out of existance several times as you will recall. In the litigious and libel-rights society we have now, there simply no way it could exist in it’s old form of yore…
Can’t say I agree with the above comment about Hislop – to me, he’s always come across as a pretty sound bloke. Still, each to his own.
I would guess that Hislop was unaware of the plagiarism by his own hacks. This piece will certainly bring it to his attention.
And, as Guido implies, it would be difficult for Private Eye to start chasing down a St Kitts and Nevis / Irish company that scanned all of the pages of a just-published edition of Private Eye and posted those pages onto the web . . .
@ Huw Jampton
“I would guess that Hislop was unaware of the plagiarism by his own hacks. This piece will certainly bring it to his attention.”
Hislop has been confronted with the plagiarism time and time again and has outright dismissed it. Something Guido mentioned in his post if you would like to read it before commenting……
@LRRH,
Er, actually Guido didn’t write that. He wrote “Hislop insists, contrary to evidence, they don’t take material unattributed from blogs. Nor do they appear to have paid for the last load of cut ‘n pasting for which Adam Macqueen promised to send a cheque.”
Guido did NOT say that “Hislop has been confronted with the plagiarism time and time again and has outright dismissed it.” I’d like you. please, either to highlight where Guido states this, or take a trip to Specsavers.
Hislop lifted a piece from here that concerned me (In another guise)
Post a copy every week Mr Fawkes, not only will it fuck him up but it could lead to more traffic
‘Post a copy every week Mr Fawkes…’ As it comes out every two weeks that could soon get a bit tedious.
No
Its just to make sure that those that do not come here so often and may be stupid enough to buy a copy get the chance to read it for nothing.
You fucking cocksucker!
Private Eye has done a decent job of exposing bastards and raising a laugh for many years and I like it.
Good for you!
Hislop Vs Mary Archer on QT. Classic stuff
Come off it. Hislop is a total tit. Very anti Tory, implicitly socialist and a hypocrite – weekly fee for HIGNFY £20k.
He is a money grabbing shit – worst of all not very very either.
Fucksake, 20 grand? If he was black the jammy Hunt could be shagging Cheryl Tweedy!
Hisplop also nails Labour and Brown on a regular basis but the thin skinned myopic partisan twats around here lose their mind anytime Dave or the Conservatives are ever criticised so can’t handle it and whine like little pussies if Dave and the Conservatives aren’t spoken of in awed worshipping tones and praised every time they are mentioned.
Twats.
Calm down sweetheart, read the posts.
Aint like that here at all.
Do me a favour fuckwit and actually read what is posted on here – that would demonstrate what utter bollocks you are spouting.
Private Eye missed out on this one…. MPs Brother wanted for Child Abuse
Private Eye used to be good. But that was a long time ago.
Yeah, and PUNCH used to be a good read.
I’ve been reading Private Eye since issue no.2. It has always been good, and it has always been dismissed as no good by people who don’t know.
Those who are genuinely in the know still rate the Eye as highly as ever. It has influence. It is also very amusing.
Guido has influence too, but his one man band show is somewhat volatile, and there’s no telling how long he can keep it on the road, and whether, even if he does, it will still be influential long term.
No Christmas service should be without the Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling Nativity……
Surely its the Gordon Brown & Alasdair Darling Abortion?
Guido – phew, there you are! – enjoy the break, but get yourself a cheap notebook and install Ubuntu Linux on it: problems solved. These ‘security updates’ are causing Windows to crash with astounding regularity. If you can be arsed, it’s well worth the effort.
For a notebook / netbook… Ubuntu, rubbish! Use Kubuntu or OpenSuse (which also uses KDE).
Have to agree there. KDE much better than Gnome, although either are better than Windows, even Windows 7 which is halfway to being a decent system. Go for it, Guido
KDE vs. Gnome – one important issue: battery life. Acer netbook, Ubuntu Netbook Remix 9.10, SELINUX secure, sorted blogger. Guido’s a man on the move, he needs to stay communicado, above all else.
Seriously, Guido, I’d at least have one of the above as a backup weapon.
Tried Ubuntu (on a dual boot), and it can’t find my home network
Have had my share of problems with it on dual boot too.
I’ve been disappointed and wish I’d never downloaded it. Possibly the download was faulty – occasional blue death.Ubuntu has now also rejected the password I set and has shut me out, so I’ve gone back to XP.
I try to ignore the fact that it is still sitting there on my hard disc because I can’t immediately see a safe way of getting rid of it.
Persevere with Linux, it’s fantastically stable and secure, but it helps if you know a bit about what’s going on behind the scenes and can understand the command line. Windows is utter shite, even XP, but if you really don’t want to get nerdy then go for a Mac — OS X is essentially Unix with a nice GUI on top. I have a Mac but won’t pay through the nose for another one: Linux for me from now on! (This is being written on an Asus netbook running Eeebuntu.)
Which cannot play many DVDs.
Sure love the shiny GUI over UNIX®
APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
COMPUTER Capable Of Making Perfectly Uncomplicated Tasks Extremely Rigorous
MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash, If Not The Operating System Hangs
OS/400 (now called iOS) now that’s a reet proper OS but only runs on IBM System i machines (ex AS/400). Rock Solid, runs for years without reboots!
Do not forget MVS (zOS), as rock solid as OS/400, that is with iOS, what the big boys use..
And OpenVMS. Again, runs for fucking ages without rebooting, particularly on the old VAX’s and Alphas. Easy peasy to learn as well.
As cerebral as ever TaT.
Now now Nike, this is concrete pump, and this is the season of good will (apparently).
So be nice.
There that’s better.
Ok TaT, and with the Season’s best wishes to you, and your multiple personas.
Unlike here Private eye is funny and doesn’t play favourites.
Guido is still trying to claim he doesn’t read the Eye I see by the pathetic “Am told” which for those who haven’t been paying attention is there because Guido stole so much from the eye over the years he had to put up the transparent charade of ‘I don’t read it’ as some kind of defense.
It does add to the rustic low tech charm and feel of Guido as just some guys blog who updates it whenever he can be bothered rather than a professional website when all the excuses for not being arsed to update it come out. Not sure the advertisers feel the same way though.
But lets face it, if you took away the eye’s humour, investigative reporting and genuine inside information then added Daily Mail style lowbrow paranoid hysteria, conspiracy nutcases and partisan conservative playing of favourites then you’d have Guido’s blog.
Guido’s highpoint was when some minor Labour twat quit which was very soon eclipsed by the firestorm of a real scoop the Telegraphs Expenses Scandal. You remember that ? The one Guido dined off the scrpas of for months ? You can see why he would be so upset over plagiarism.
For all the grovelling arselickers who can’t take criticism a very merry fuck you to you too.
And yes I come here to laugh at the comments as many do.
Hard to imagine anything funnier than the paranoid small minded ramblings of Daily Mail level intellects after imbibing large amounts of Alc**** and overdosing on the mind altering drugs.
@ 289 yet you keep coming here, don’t you?
‘ imbibing large amounts of Alc**** and overdosing on the mind altering drugs.
At 3:13 am!
Not fucking likely. Shouldn’t you be in bed.
Sorry can you repeat that, I got distracted there by a pair of large breasts….so you were saying……
What did he say?
Just read about so called ‘TAXPAYERS ALLIANCE’ load of scumbags.Seems some of them don’t pay tax in Britain.Also the organisation claims to be a charity so it doesn’t have to pay so much tax.Turns out it has links to a particular political party.So our taxes are funding a political organisation.Tax Payers’ Alliance should be renamed ‘TAX DODGERS ALLIANCe BAH HUMBUG.
You are Kevin ‘c*nt’ Mcguire,
and i claim my 10 fucking euros.
And what particular political party has the TPA got links to? State your proof please.
1 The Tax Payers’ Alliance is not a charity. It set up a research arm on the advice of the Charity Commission. Exactly the same as bodies like Greenpeace and AI.
2 What paper did the allegations appear in? Oh, the Grauniad. Who is gobbing off about it? Ah, Prescott.
Now, try to look a little bit through the billowing smoke and you’ll realise it’s just another low-blow by this Government against a group that has embarrassed them on far too many ocassions.
Agree with this Taxpayers Alliance are a load of Tory shiesters.
That’s right you dull Irish prick you were the first to spot Brown’s Johah like quality.
That was my post you responded to.
Who the fuck are you calling irish, you c*nt?
guido you Hunt
Private Eye has been shite ever since they sacked Auberon Waugh. Bastards.
When Hislop fell foul of Nigel Dempster more like…
Private Eye is still a decent rag, Hislop notwithstanding.
Guido old chap, any chance you doing a very brave thing and doing a posting on the ghasty Jersey situation? Senator Stuart Syvret and other brave and principled men and women are doing a fine job in trying to get Jack Straw to intervene but Jack Straw keeps sitting on his hands.
Have a merry xmas and a good new year.
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Why does poor old Tony Bliar think the Brits don’t like him when millions of British prats voted him into power 3 times. He must have got that all wrong somehow??
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6962872.ece
Its a bit like the Germans falling out of love with their beloved Hitler in 1945. The only difference is that because the British are generally a lot more stupid its taken them a bit longer to smell the coffee.
Not quite . Adolph got his landslide 1933. Twelve years until complete meltdown.
In Nazi terms Gordon has just failed to recapture Antwerp and will soon be facing the full might of the Red Army.
By March he will have descend into the bunker and may not reappear until the first days of May. A quick trip to talk to some school kids, with Ed Balls and Alistair Darling. Hand out some special awards for not being stabbed or something. His clunking fist shaking uncontrollably as he tells the teachers that the new wonder electric ‘V’ cars will revive Labour’s fortunes any day..
Well, you’ve all seen the video.
Adolf had no landslide, Bill, the rise of the Nazis to power was broadly as a result of hung elections (PR system I believe) and behind the scenes politicking capped off by an enabling act. Thereafter they took what power they required. Great politics and worth a read!
Mmmm…an enabling act.
37% of the vote Max. About the same as Tony Blair in 2005.
Only 1/3 of the seats though, which is what I think you mean.
Not enough for a government.
In our system Labour have a 60 majority from similar calculations.
Dave will have a 10-20 majority from similar.
Doesn’t Prezza look evermore like Herman Goring in a morphine trance?
Good Job the UK civil contingencies act isn’t an Enabling Act….
Yup, amazing what you can do with a third of the vote! Think we’ll hear more about enabling acts early in 2010?
PR only came in after the WWII. The specific style was effectively imposed by the Americans as a way of limiting any one political party. NZ use the same system.
It is OK, but minority parties can get too much leverage as a consequence. (MRP?)
He’s starting to crack up.God will not be mocked.
Ya know, I’m just a regular kinda guy.
Just a regular kind of treasonous war criminal deserving of Death, you might say.
Farage does do a good rant.
All true as well, and unfortunately STILL true
Bliar gambled with his chest of political credit & public goodwill in a futile gesture to please “Dubya” post 9/11 and lost If he had remained supportive but aloof from the Iraq adventure unless the “yanks” had a plan for post-war Iraq he would have still have been PM and probably on course for his 4th victory having sorted out public services and Brown in the process.
As it is he now “reviled” by the majority of the British public and will only be remembered by posterity for the lies he told to committ the country to an illegal war – everything else,including his political reputation,has been squandered by that moment of madness at “Camp David” when he promised the “neo-cons” in the Bush Administration that he would support tham against Saddam and then he had to find a valid reason to “con” Parliament and the British Public to enable him to do so
Post 9/11 would of been a master stroke if they had just stayed in Afghanistan, any other president would of and cemented a great legacy and bolstered US strength, but simple Georgie had to go and try and impress pa by finishing Daddys unfinished business with Saddam and piss it all up a wall.
You’re doing a phd? christ…
‘would of’…WOULD OF?. Good luck with the PhD.
I suggest you read Blue Movie by Terry Southern. His characters say ‘would of’ quite often. Therefore, it may be an Americanism. And I’m an Americophile.
E wud ov bin studeein at won o’them nu univoorcitees loik i expeck ?
Prolly!
Do you think it would be prudent to delay granting you a Ph.D.until such time as you have learned the difference between “would of” & “would have”?
You iz like pedantic hoons innit bruv
that iz da way we iz speakin in London tese dayz
No, as a product of a New Labour education system, ‘would of’ will be fine.
Go on then what’s wrong of using the verb ‘to of’?
His “Viva” should be interesting
no because the ‘university’ would lose out financially if it was generally known that anyone had failed their PhD or gone beyond the time limit.
A fiver for the priest you reveals B’liar’s confession
The synopsis of my confession is longer than War and Peace. Anyway, I communicate directly with God nowadays.
Oh, we ‘do’ God. Alying Campbell is aptly names.
Guido – don’t want to rain on your parade mate but how long has Private Eye been running its “Snouts in the trough” pieces?
And how matey were they with a certain Labour MP until they said he had stolen a document from their offices?
Suddenly he went from being a hero of Private Eye to being an enemy of the world.
I’ve just started a new career as a Chesney Hawkes tribute act.
It’s a bit of a niche market though.
In fact, i am the one and only.
Repeat post. Tedious.
You are either Frank Carson of Jim Davidson and I claim my 10% commission as you keep using my old jokes
Yes – and when you told your friends you wanted to be a stand up comedian they burst out laughing !!
A woman walks into a tatoo shop and asks for a tatoo of a christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail drink on her left inner thigh.
The tatoo artist say thats an unusual request. why do you want two tatoos there?
So she says because my husband needs to eat between christmas and new years.
It would have been better if you replaced needs to eat with likes to eat, just my feeling, but if it works for you.
It would have been even better if, first thing this morning, he had immersed his computer in the River Thames and watched the briefly streaming bubbles bidding him, and his execrable, third-hand jokes, an evanescent farewell.
Would have been even better if he could spell tattoo.
She keeps the leftover turkey in a very strange place.
A woman walks into a tatoo shop and asks for a tatoo of a christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail d rink on her left inner thigh.
The tatoo artist say thats an unusual request. why do you want two tatoos there?
So she says because my husband needs to eat between christmas and new years.
Welcome back. Last man standing.
Have a great christmas , and do get pissed as often as possible
but not pissed off
Or pissed on !
I prefer the heavy stuff, actually…
Fuck christmas, fuck new year and fuck sausages !
Q the fucking parrot
(flapflapflapflap) A-UUURRRKK!!! (humphumphump) (squirt) SKWAAAARWWKK!!
(flapflapflapflap) K-SKRAAAAAWWK!!! (humphumphump) (squirt) RAARRRKK!!!
SKRAAWWKKK!!! (flapflapflap) (squirt) A-AAARRKK!!
(humphumphump) (squirt) A-AAAAARRRWWKK!!! (flutter) (ting)
Am i really here or is it an illusion
I’ve got my eyes on you
I KEEEEEEEEEL YOU
I’d like to take this opportunity to wish Guido Fawkes and his extremely successful Internet Blog a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
LOL Jonah Payback Time. That’ll get rid of him in 2010!
I rather love Kevin Rudd’s Copenhagen spin that they “stared into the abyss”, and then “took a big step forward”…
I stare back.
I stair back.
I Back-stairs.
So do I
He is a wet Liberal dressed up in a Labour Facade.
Presumably into the abyss? Nice one Rudd – now Oz is fucked with another fucking Socialist twat in charge.
The Eye is now an irrelevence, a relic from the 60s and 70s when there was no internet, and they actually stuck their necks out and took a few chances.
That’s all been replaced with the web, and sites like Guido’s, where a story can be moved on in a day – an hour – and is done and dusted and replaced by another one by the time The Sleepy Eye goes to print.
PS Guido..are you SURE that was a genuine security alert you downloaded, and not a nasty bit of malware masquerading as an update? Give your laptop a really good sweep to root out anything sinister.
I always give my laptop a damn good rogering after downloading an upgrade.
Sadly, I think you may need a port probe to see if there have been any malicious intrusions.
Fnaar fnaar
Who are you kidding, Fawkes?
Windows updates come out on the second Tuesday of the month unless, every blue moon, there’s an uber-nasty in the system.
Not used the lappie for about a fortnight?
And if you’re savvy enough to download custom instead of auto updates, how come you haven’t cottoned on to cloning or imaging the drive regularly?
Emily’s and Tory Bear’s laptops got hangovers, too, perchance?
There was one legit XP download that might have well have been malware. Took ages to get it cleared of ours laptop. And that was by an IT expert.
http://www.malwarebytes.org/mbam.php finds most malware.
Yeah, I use that one & think it’s great.
Susan Hinchcliffe, Labour candidate for Shipley…
“It is completely disingenuous to ask what the difference is between the BNP and the Black Police Association. Decades ago we did used to have a White Police Officers Association, otherwise known as the police force at large which was completely unrepresentative of the community they purported to serve”
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/dec/18/philip-davies-political-correctness-campaign?showallcomments=true#start-of-comments
Not nearly enough lags and cons in it. We’re workin on it, though.
Not to mention the housing associations which only house black families, such as Ujima Housing Association.
That is very twisted rationale. Bitter and Twisted really. Why are Blacks and Asians allowed to be separatist. Positive discrimination. Labour just love divide and rule.
I wish you the very best of luck in obtaining a cheque from Adam Macqueen.
Please email me if you need any help as I will be able to send some our troops in if needed.
Well you can leave me out – I work for the Queen.
Kindly do not add to the scurrilous rumours surrounding our illustrious PM.
Have a great Christmas Guido, it will be even better if it is Brown’s last as a major politcal figure.
If you want forward to a Brown free 2010 don’t vote Labour.
Happy New Year and Merry Christmas.
Well he may no longer be a major political figure next year, but I hear that he may have an action figure out for next Christmas, along with a chequebook made of rubber, a colour photocopier that prints out worthless £20 pound notes and he has a special “Clunking Fist” Action, best of all when you pull the string he comes out with all the phrases you love such as “It’s the right thing to do” and “No more boom and bust” along with ‘Gape-O-Matic’ mouth movement.
P.S.: Please post any other phrases you would like to hear him say and they may just include them
Alky Ada
Jane Goody
Started in America
Zero per cent rise
Aye-ron cast guarantee.
No more spin.
A Better Britain, and a Fairer Britain
Con-stit-ewe-ent,
No more boom and bust,
I’ll never take risks with the Economy,
I will never let house prices get out of control,
“Golden Fiscal Rules” incorporating moving the goal posts when the rule did not fit reality(a bit like manmade global warming really),
Mi MI Mi MI Mr Speaker I’ve saved the world,
I take full responsibility and have sacked the person involved!
British jobs for British workers
The Do Nothing Party (better to be the Do Nothing Party than the Party that does nothing right & doesn’t do the right thing – like Brown’s)
Moral Compass
M-m-m-mr S-speaker
“Can we find someone who would marry me?”
“So you think we’ll get away with it as long as I transfer the flat to Sarah?”
“I owe Lloyds one over the Northern Rock cock up so give them HBOS”
“You are sure that if we talk up housing shortages that will bring prices down?”
And of course:
“It was’nae me”
Obama Beach
Why don’t robots have brothers?
Because they all have….transistors!
… and why are there none of them in ‘The Simpsons’?
Because the catchword ‘Di-ode!’ hasn’t yet caught on.
I do miss having a brother.
Like sister and brother.
I’m positron I had Ron in the back the other day: wouldn’t say anything – just went ‘Quark’
I was introduced to Abu Hamza at a party, so naturally put out my hand to shake hands.
Talk about an awkward moment.
That would be like Gormless trying to shake hands with a saluting soldier then. What was he doing saluting the hoon? Put that man on a charge, Sar’n major!
Soldiers should only salute Officers of higher rank and only when they are wearing their hats. The hat is symbolic of the rank itself and that is what the salute is supposed to recognise. WTF should someone salute a civilian in civilian atire has not been explained and there is no basis for it.
Errrr. sort of right but mostly wrong. You are actually saluting the Queen’s Commission – not the officer directly. All officers and soldiers salute an officer of higher rank whilst wearing head-dress – or when it is polite to do so, or when entering another officer’s office (regardless of seniority). Of course some Regiments do it differently – but that is a whole other chapter.
Is that you Neil?
Actually the reason he may have saluted B-ruin could be a little more devious than you think, one of the first rules in a warzone is you don’t salute in exposed areas as it may give a sniper a nice target to track in on, think about it what a great way to spot a high value target
.
I wonder if the Dark Lord paid a visit beforehand to make sure that B-ruin was paid the “proper” respect.
Saluted him so they didn’t have to shake hands with him, obvious innit.
We also liked to salute our more unpopular officers in the field- to draw attention to the wankers!!
As far as I know there was never a decent sniper about but it certainly encouraged an improvement in some of our “superiors” behaviour
Merry Christmas all-except the few horrible cowardly bullies on here- especially the misnamed Heavenly Nick
Old coffin dodging hypocritical sponger!!
Don’t worry am sure the chocolate producing nation will aid in the birth, educate, feed and no doubt provide benefits for your unfortunate kids. Getting your free bus pass next year? Planning to get that prostate treated?
You really want to have a word with yourself! Calling Suky a twat days after her offering you congratulations, bullying Atlas .. You really are a piece. I’m planning to visit a place near Brussels in June 2015 for a 200th anniversity. If you can still walk any chance of a meet?
Hooked on crap jokes!
tat stop arseing around
Ooooh is Mr Hard Man going to crush a skull? You’re a fucking sadsack no mate prick, tat. And stop sexually harrassing women on here. Fucking pervert.
You’re a fucking cock mate. It’s only your ego-mania that prevents you from seeing it. Your that little penis in the pub with a suit needing a good dry clean and greasy hair that thinks he has all the answers. You are tolerated for an easy life, but in reality, people go for fake piss just to get away from you. You are a fucking freakshow. Now go crush some imginary skulls or whatever you do in that sad little mind. And no fuckwit ‘said the paedo’ one line replies, because they are fucking boring.
TaT is a Nonce’s Nonce. Queen of the Noncettes.
Too true, and for sure my taT is as Noncey as a Nonce can be. Just wondering if has curbed those underage urges yet?
Where’s Gordon? Skulking in the shadows after the Copenhagen farce?
Where is Mandleson. That’s much more interesting. And why is he?
Pavarotti knocks on the pearly gates,
St Peter opens them and says,
“Oh its you Luciano, come on in”,
Pavarotti says,
“Here’s an envelope for you from the pope”
St Peter opens it and reads…
“Here’s that tenor I owe you”
St. Peter opens the Pearly Gates, to be confronted by Ian Wallace, bearing an enormous silvery fish.
‘What a magnificent Salmon, Ian: you caught it yourself, no doubt?’
‘Call yoursel’ a Fisherman, Peter? This is a Bass.’
Windows XP?
Impressive to see that Guido functions at the cutting edge of Operating Systems Technology! He an example to us all.
Out of all the windows family XP is still considered the most stable, which is why it is often used in tandem with other programmes. Not everyone wants a mac…
Given the problems I have had with Vista its no wonder people prefer XP.
I think Mr Gerry Adams has quite a few more skeletons in there. Kiddy fiddling brothers and dads being the least. How about arranging mass murder? Fucking satanic bastard of a family. C*nts.
What OS do you use?
Err…XP
Guido – I run xp and haven’t had an urgent security update from windows. Are you sure it’s come from Microsoft? Because if not …
Disable your XP updates, same with Firefox etc.
Good advice.
I agree with a previous poster though: Get Linux AND disable updates on everything.
Ho hum, let’s see how long this one awaits moderation.
Never realised how controversial Windows Update is.
Updates appear every second Tuesday of the month. Sometimes an urgent fix may be produced mid-month. Many can be uninstalled using the blue-lettered folders in the Windows folder.
Download the updates using “custom” if you feel twitchy about auto but it ain’t a good idea to ignore them.
The best insurance is regularly to clone or image the hard drive in your PC or laptop to an external drive (or umpteen DVDR’s if you’re a masochist). It’s a fat lot of use imaging it to a separate partition of the hard drive if that same hard drive itself goes belly up.
Dearie me. That’s two inoffensive posts on Bill’s software consigned forever to the awaiting mod sin bin.
Nice weather, innit?
And long may the “Class War” carry on.
Ever wonder how that turd,David Cameron,got known as “Tally Ho”
Cameron panders to the Tally-Ho brigade
Cameron sent his bald poodle to tell the hunting fraternity, that they are top of their priorities if they get elected. Forget the world recession, put the state of the economy to the back of your mind, try not to think about the public debt,Iraq and Afghanistan’s get thee behind. These chaps want blood…sports and Cameron and co are going to give it to them.
Talk about re-enforcing the stereotype about the Tories being the party of the rich.
The Peoples Millionaire, who says he only looks after his friends
Very well put,Alan
For all of Cameron’s bluster about compassionate Conservatism, he needs to be fully exposed as a fervent supporter of animal cruelty. Labour have been criticised for playing the class card in recent months, but to depict Cameron in his riding gear, shrieking ‘tally-ho’ along with the blood smeared over the faces of fellow hunters after a successful ‘kill’, could prove to be some powerful election imagery for the Labour Party next year.
We are ready and waiting to humiliate David Cameron very soon
Labour must be slipping again in the polls, I smell the fear from these inept trolls.
Bye bye Labour.
err Yes
Latest poll
CON 43% (37)
LAB 26% (31)
LD 20% (17)
OTHERS 11% (16)
Doomed they are doomed
…as opposed to making up the ‘evidence’ used to justify bombing the shit out of innocent iraquis ? Interesting moral judgement there !
So fucking what, are you one of those ‘ hunt sab’s ‘.
Does the idea of Mr Fox being fucking savaged by hounds get you angry ?
Good.
I regularly shoot the furry c*nts on my friends land.
Tally ho.
If you are referring to Mr Liam Fox being savaged by hounds,I have no objection whatsoever.
Tears of laughter run down my cheeks when I watch David Cameron riding with the Hunt.
He hasn’t a clue how to ride and looks a twerp in his “uniform”
Carry on shooting,my son
Least he didn’t get his eyes knocked out playing rugby, you must of been well shit at rugby to get your eye knocked out you bong eyed Hunt.
Look at my moral compass and weep!
We at labour cover up torture of human beings and are involved in a healthy dollop of war crime activities.
but you can ride, gordon ,i have seen you on the rocking horse.
and in your “uniform”…..
wearing a nappy…..
“Uniform!” You serf it is Hunting Pinks, “low life”.
Actually I am getting really sickened by your gratuitous use of the C word. You are really a sadfuck lowlife. Why not make yourself some Xmas cards, you don’t even have to pay for stamps. Just find another Retard in Mandela House to pop them under your Knackered old door.
I thought we sorted the concrete pump / TaT bollox.
I swear because i have a poor vocabulary.
Merry Xmas.
You’re getting me in trouble, Thieves.
Oh look there, it’s a double act by the Bostick twins. They morph into just one self when asleep.
I prefered you when you were ‘concrete pump’s mixer’.
Tories = Cruelty to foxes
Labour = Cruelty to humans
Well put DAS.
The same troll is talking to himself, again.
Thanks Alan, now bow down before Zod, mwwwaaaaahaha.
Btw Labour try to cover up torture of human beings plus are riddled with war criminals.
Don’t tell anyone though.
Class war by your mates, another Marksist, Trotskyite in the government.
Alan Johnson profile on Wikapedia.
He passed the 11 plus exam and attended Sloane Grammar School in Chelsea and left school at the age of 15.[2] He then stacked shelves at Tesco before becoming a postman at 18.[1] He was interested in music and joined two pop music bands.[2] Johnson joined the Union of Communication Workers, becoming a branch official. He joined the Labour Party in 1971, although he considered himself a Marxist ideologically aligned with the Communist Party of Great Britain.[3] A full-time union official from 1987, he became General Secretary of the newly formed Communication Workers Union in 1993 following a series of union mergers.
Do leopards change their spots?
Considering his lack of a formal education he really is a smug prat!
Have a good one, TAT, and come back storming. Not too many brussel sprouts, mind.
Well wishers who sent messages in to Wogan on his final day included Gordon Brown – oh dear
Shame about Private Eye, however they should have moved with the times and embraced modern technology….. pip pip !! Must get back to typewriter ……..
Just to add, the missus gets Private Eye on subscription…… needless to say she rarely uses the computer at home…… just reads newspapers !!
It is a shame about PE, but I am still too embarassed to take the laptop into the loo for a shreed. And the cartoons are generally better than Guidos
Fair point, well said Peter……..
The Sun’s cartoons are better than Guidos and that’s quite an accomplishment
Well 2009 is drawing to a close and it will soon be 2010, and we all know what has to happen then, dont we Gordon !
Gordon’s date with a donkey more like.
19 weeks.
19 weeks to the electorate saves the country
Does anyone know if the BBC intend doing another one of those Celebrity Masterminds this Christmas? Previous ones have given the viewing public some spectacular examples of fuckwittery !
Yes
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00phjmm
As an arrogant ethnic minority quota filler with the usual “superior” attitude, I’m willing to have another go!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWwyVQ2IQuE
Yet another reason not to vote for Cameron
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/tv_and_radio/article6962883.ece#comment-have-your-say
Are there any reasons to vote for the Conservatives ?
Gordon Brown, for one!
I loathe you Brown, you are a hopeless embarassment.
Me too!
And me.
Another policy from the “Desperately trying to lose an election” Party.
A Conservative report suggests that the licence fee should be scrapped and the BBC funded by taxation.
Subscription is what is needed. It links quality and impartiality to income.
I now have three reasons for never voting Conservative again.
1) The Lisbon Con.
2) The Climate Con.
3) We now have the BBC Con.
Cameron- The man who put the Con in Conservative.
He is getting short of ideas. Best to pinch Labour’s. Looking forward to him being just as tough on Crime, and of course the causes of Crime.
David Cameron. Cast Iron Guarantees that you can rely on.
Boris for Boss, or better still Tony Blair. We might as well have the original, rather than a facsimilie.
Tony Blair will be too busy with the EU in the New Year – in the dock at The Hague.
” . . . The Tories have decided to go easy on BBC reform for fear of provoking another battlefront . . . ”
Wrote Mr Tim Montgomerie at 11:43 am, 11 November 2009.
24th Comment down the page,
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/thetorydiary/2009/11/the-enemies-of-the-next-conservative-government.html
Say what you like about Sion Simon but the guy can write.
Try this
http://www.newstatesman.com/blogs/conference/2007/09/labour-majority-increase
‘Say what you like about Sion Simon but the guy can write.’
“…utterly shatter the glass paradigm…”
I think you were cut off in mid-sentence, Mazurka: is the missing word ‘…shite’?
It isn’t shite,it’s a masterpiece of bathos.Sion Simon is some kind of genius.
…oh, Bathos, not Pathos! Sorry, so it’s just Bathetic, not, after all, Pathetic. With you now.
Jethro up.Scotch vomit.
In what language?
You forgot to add the word drivel at the end of your first sentence.
Sion Simon = Class A Trougher. He is about as low as the stuff you scrape off the sole of your shoe having accidentally stepped into it. I trust the good people of Erdington will suitably show their disgust when it comes time to put a cross on the ballot paper come the GE.
Would need a monumental swing; was last a tory area in 1936? It’ll be interesting to see how he fares!
The Midlands will be Labour’s Stalingrad.They will be bled white.
Labour bled white?
True it is a big majority but SS is such a loathesome piece of… that a really good independent should stand against him. I would be saying the same thing if he was a tory and there are several of the blue variety where the same holds true. SS is just so arrogant and hypocritical that it makes my blood boil. That is my vent for the day!
I’ve got my copy here. It really is a direct rip off. They have a nerve charging for it.
I was getting worried, I thought you might be stuck in a tunnel.
No he’s not – but I am.
Must be a real eye opener for you?
There’s a young couple in the cinema. The girl says, “I must have a piss, can I squeeze past you?”
“Why don’t you squat down on the floor and do it” says the boyfriend. “You’ll have to disturb all these people, besides its dark, no one will see you.”
“OK” she says. She pulls her drawers down and squats on the floor. The bloke starts feeling horny at the thought of her down there, so he reaches down and makes a grab.
He feels something long and hard and says, “Urgh! Have you changed your sex?”
“No” she says “I’ve changed my mind… I’m having a shit instead.”
Does this guys dick normally feel like a turd
Don’t be too hard on Private Eye!
When no other media outlet was interested they ran some blistering reports about the insane Newham Parks Constabulary (AKA Keystone Kops) which eventually lead to the dysfunctional service’s demise.
Good stuff!!
For our once noble English language, Jethro pleads:
There is a town in Yorkshire, call-ed Leeds.
And with this rhymes the verb: ‘a Leader leads’.
But when all has been done, and all is said,
Those followers have been by the Leader led.
The Plumber uses – ‘Bludger’ swings the – Lead.
Nice to see you have time to waste to highlight a typo…
On two occasions Senator James Inhofe has had the misfortune to be pitted against that fat tub of lard Prescott on Newsnight.
I mailed the Senator to give a British bloke on the street opinion of the former deputy shagger general.
The fact that fat C U N T is now getting all holy about climate change makes me want to fucking spew.
A more blatant show of trying to get on the EU gravy train can not be found.
Even Kinnock the cock was a little bit subtle, But Prezza is taking the piss.
Would that be Prezza the cerebrally challenged fat lad, who used to work on the boats??
Gin & Tonic please, Giovanni…and jump to it.
I will also add that Prescotts contempt for the democratic process was obvious on Newsnight and that the use of unelected quango’s or a government agency to enforce policy seemed natural to Prescott.
I was heartened by Senator Inhofe’s responses but that soon turned to despair again as I remembered I am in the fucking EU and not the USA.
The biggest unelected quango in the world.
Was pointed out that the President of the U.S.A Obama is subject to a democratic process before any binding legislation can be enacted via the senate/house of representatives, unlike Blair and Iraq when our Parliament was steamrollered into an illegal war because they are all basically…. gullible arseholes!
Well in fairness if the Prime Minister stands at the Despatch Box and says basically that there are things that I know which I can’t tell you on grounds of national security but believe me it is vital to the security of the UK that we go to war it would be reasonable to expect that the Prime Minister was telling the truth. I mean no Prime Minister would stand at such a “hallowed” place where others have declared that they and the country will fight against tyranny and the very existence of the country and NOT be 100% truthful would they and betray the trust placed in them as Prime Minister ? The main Opposition really would have had no choice but to support him
And when you realise that you understand the enormity of what Bliar actually did in March 2003 and why he is so universally reviled and why he should never receive any honours from this country or its Sovereign(and its probably why of all the ex-PMs he’s the only one in recent history since the Second World War who has not received the Order of the Garter despite there being vacancies on at least 3 occasions since he resigned. I mean if the Sovereign prefers to make the Lord Lieutenant of Hereford & Worcester a KG over her ex-PM(who allegedly if you believe the “spin” single-handely saved the Monarchy immediately after Diana’s death) it speaks volumes for HER opinion of Bliar
Prescott said ,” I am convinced about the science of climate change ”
The problem is that he thinks that science describes attempts to contact dead people .
Why was the illiterate , lumpen oaf at the conference and who paid his expenses ?
Us.
I am so proud to be represented by that lump of Lard.
An intellectual leviathan. A bulimic that never vomits.
A coarse fat fucker with no scruples, whose only role in Government is to make the rest look competent. Didn’t like it when the Sun arranged the Pikey’s to come and live close to him. Got the travellers moved in under 4 hours, which for anybody else is totally impossible.
Got caught with his todger where it shouldn’t have been. Wonder how many times did he get Jiggy with the hired help and not get caught?
“fat tub of lard Prescott”
As the slack-gobbed pile of macca’ is well passed his ‘i’m the labour working class geezer so that the stupid voters don’t notice that all the rest are privileged tossers, and also the bully boy lap dog for the Grinning Thing’ sell by date and really should be known now as a “ fat tub of ‘rancid’ lard”.
I contract a little every time I see and hear him open that revolting, hypocritical misshapen large gaping hole, where other folk have their mouth, and attempt speech.
Snowed in with 8 inches at the door, and thats 3 inches more than my husband offers, no local roads gritted, no traffic but 4x4s about, no way I am working tomorrow, when will this global warming end Gordon?!!
Does size really matter? I heard Gordon is very proud of the enormous size of his………. debt !!
Brown: British jobs for british workers.
Either upgrade to Windows 7 or buy a new laptop with it on if your machine cannot hack it. Decent laptops are cheap as chips at the moment and, against all expectations, Microsoft have actually done a decent job with their new OS.
Merry Christmas by the way.
Errrrr its vistula with some shit taken out and has as many holes in it than its predecessor.
go linux.
Can you get widows 7 on a ZX81?
No but I think you can get it on a Commodore 64
I tried it on a Tandy 2000 once, stuffed the modem.
Amiga? Better graphics and sound
Tomy, my first computer. That is the standard of TaT’s contributions. Utter wastrel.
Ubuntu is faster and better…
Christ. One problem thats easily fixed and everyone and his dog thinks he should change operating system. Do you guys buy a new car when you get a flat tyre?
I’m still waiting to find a usable electric car but all I can find is hype about them.
Already using Linux, btw.
Yep. But it must have Continentals!
Brown: “50 days to save world” http://bit.ly/2qarqM … Fail.
I’m a serious embarrassment to thin skinned sociopaths everywhere.
If it wasn’t for those pills I gobble every day….
Copenhagen has made me look a bigger fool than ever.
And that takes some doing.
er, no it does not!!!
You have at least proved that you are successful at one thing in Copenhagen which is leading both from the front and taking a fellow dimwit with you the wrong way down a corridor.
A Christmas Carol- Rep[rise. A Guinea, here what for?.
“Am enjoying Prescott spinning over Copenhagen, Gordon and Miliband claiming that it is a successful “first step” when they previously claimed it was a “last chance to save the planet”,…… Not Jacobs ladder just one rung on the Stairway to Heaven, FFS.
what’s the point of this christmas thing….what about the eskimos and that poor bear with no ice floe to call home.
I think they mean save the Plan
et.
Well, a happy Christmas to all. I am mightily relieved (whilst watching TV.) to see that Tiny Tim’s leg is as good as new. Hoorah.
Our glorious Government has engineered a modern substitute for polio, rickets and mining disasters.. IED’s overseas.
Lucky for Tim there was no NHS at the time
who would you save..Tiny Tim or the arctic bear?
Did you know the number of Polar Bears is increasing exponentially?
Which in itself is stunning, because as a top predator it also needs a lot of space to enable a reliable food pattern. The bollocks about them having to eat Polar Bears was really scraping the barrel. That is how desperate they have become in the Alarmist Camp. Daddy Bears have always eaten other bears if the opportunity presents itself, and there is no chance of mating. Shock Horror, some animals are cannibalistic due to Global Warming. Fucktards.
All circumpolar ursids …polar, grizzly and brown…have cannibalistic issues.
Like the new bosses of a lion pride killing off the previous males’ offspring, male bears kill off cubs on the probability that they are not their own genetic offspring and a cubless female is both more receptive and able to raise a new cub more successfully.
The behaviour has evolutionary advantage and has evolved as such.
Sorry for the zoology.
Habitat pressure has, indeed, very little to do with it.
And when the male Roman soldier swung the child by the feet into the corner of two walls, dashing brains everywhere, the father of the child, Nero, said nothing, having recently violently departed himself.
Whereas today, in our utopian society, step fathers have become beacons of the Human spirit, never in the news for hideous crimes, ever.
For me, today is Advent IV – but I’ll still wish all youse heathen a Merry Christmass.
Don’t dare to turn up at Midnight Mass drunk as a skunk, else I’ll have the livin daylights kicked out of youse, sure I will – or do it meself, bejabers!
‘Get stuck into the sherry’
Well red wine anyway. Here’s a toast to the end of gloomy gordon and his criminal crew in 2010. Cheers Guido!
Merry Christmas Folks!
Nell. Do you make your own mince pies?
Don’t be fooled by the good cheer, might be the Sweeney Todd variety of pie.
Nope.I make pastry that resembles concrete.
I make great samosas and spring rolls though!
Isn’t Samosas an Island in the Pacific?
Sunny and warm is it? If it is I wish I was there rather than here stuck with 12″ snow outside my door!!! So much for global warming gordon!!!!
Warm and wet with 12″ stuck up yer back door luck you nell ! Cor you go for it girl Phew orr
Surely Guido is alive to the fact that decent Sherry (Pedro Ximenes, e.g.) is still to be had, and that it’s only the Supermarkets who have ‘dumbed it down’ to an entirely pleasureless tipple. If you want an enjoyable Sherry, forget the Harveys-sold-out-to-Allied-Breweries, and the Gonzalo-Byass ditto?); avoid, also the Supermarkets’ own brands (cheaper? check the percentage – it can be as low as 17%), which tend anyway, to be bland and characterless. I drink far too much of William & Humbert’s sherries (Yes: like you, I thought they disappeared in about 1953, not having seen their Punch Advertisement – “Yes, Sir: the shippers are known to us personally!” – for about a half-century.). Mind you, some of those Supermarkets will have tiny pockets of Old Olorosos, Dry Amontillados, and so on: if the price is the same for a bottle as for a litre of Supermarket, or for a half-bottle as for a bottle, it might be worth going for. It’s also worth trying a sweet Sherry chilled… and a Pedro Ximenes is, I am told, a wonderful thing to pour over vanilla ice-cream!
Merry Christmas Guido. Thanks for letting us all poop on your lawn.(so to speak).
lucky lawn !!!
Someone order this Oaten guy a Cleveland Steamer for Christmas….
Just looked this up on the web. Holy shit (as it were)!
Look up ‘ lunchboxing ‘.
Ha, ha…I only came across it (er, as it were…) last week – funnily enough in relation to the antics of MO.
164 DAYS AND ONE WAY OR ANOTHER THE SNOT MUNCHING FREAK ILLEGALLY OCCUPYING 10 DOWNING STREET WILL BE GONE LIKE THE GIANT TURD THAT HE IS.
Sion Simon may be getting asked to pay back around an extra 20grand, but the BBC won’t mention that; instead they’re only mentioning the 25grand that the entire shadow cabinet put together are being asked to pay back.
BBC: “Shadow cabinet must repay extra £24,782 in expenses” (in the biggest bold font you can imagine)
no investigation whatsoever on the actual government.
very balanced.
I love the bbc.
Yes indeed
the BBC are a paragon of virtue in these troubled times. I’m hoping for the ‘Personality of the Year Award’….
So far I’ve not seen the reason why Simon is only paying back half the rent he purloined from us .Anyone know?
Yeah it’s because the rules changed in April of 2006 and he didn’t realise his ‘mistake’ untill December of 2009, he (we?) paid £1,000 a month for a flat in London which was owned/sublet by his sister which brings the total to £20,000, anyone else get the feeling that that’s a nice round figure or is that just me?
Not December 2009 sorry December of 2007, mind you he didn’t admit to it publicly untill December of 2009 so in theory I may have been right.
…Rumour going around Westminster right now is that Alan Johnson is so angry at the number of public school toffs in the Labour party that he is considering resigning.
Postman Pat?!
Will he be missed ?? We hardly notice he’s there anyway !!!!
He has issues with the drink does Alan.
Being Home Secretary is better than walking the streets I suppose…
Doubt he is qualified these days to be a postman. Can’t remember the last time we had a half decent Home Secretary. How bad is that?
Or maybe they are not new labour at all but just see you as the blog clown. Dickhead.
Comedy gold there TaT. Comedy fucking gold….
TaT just gets more rabid. Red Herring chucker, and malevolent creepy person.
Said the repetitive sock puppet, and well known poster of utter bollocks.
Was Brown at the Launderette, or did you not go again this year?
I’ll have you know there are plenty of public school girls in Labour.You sexist pig!
So who got them banged up ? Not McSnottie or Fondlebum, obviously.
What numpties the Home Secretaries have been…
Blunkett – visas for nannies. Train tickets for concubines.
J Smith – £120k for dubious expenses the rest of public sector employees would be doing prison time for fraud.
A Johnson – comes out with a class war line on Tory Toffs without doing any research into the number of Labout Toffs.
Is it any wonder immigration and crime are out of control with the quality of leaders in charge?
Surely being 2nd Home Secretary has to be much more relaxing?
Leaders? Where? I can only see a shady line of 3rd rate crooks, swindlers & liars.
Got that right biffo.
hey – just trust me – I’m a straight kinda guy!
And remember – you probably voted for anyway sometime past.
Vote Bliar – get Gorgon – that’s two heaps of shit for the price of one – that, plus the weird witchy one wiv the big gob!
Guido’s Computer Has Frozen Up Due To Global Warming !
Oh great how long till there’s a tax on frozen computers?
Not long you can bet on that.
Yeah, global warming…..I have been snowed in for two days here in the frozen North East…..early December?? something tells me, Global Warming – Bollocks !!
I hope gordon is going to go home to kirkcaldy for Christmas and the New Year.
The BBC and the Met Office are predicting some of the heaviest falls of snow in that area ( as well as in other areas) for the last 20 years .
gordon needs to reflect on his religious obsession with global warming and what is actually happening. And he needs to give up his messianic belief that global warming is going to provide him with the media platform to be seen to save the world.
It’s not going to happen!!!
Yeah, he must be really pissed off at all the anecdotal evidence of Global warming bollocks
but he will just take two of the pink ones and one of the red ones and ….all will be well….he is the master of the universe…….delusional ….
What do you know about Global Warming or anything of a scientific nature.
I would guess sweet FA.
I do hope you leave copies of your postings for your grandchildren to read when they are facing extinction in 60 years time.
You’re just like Gordon Brown, mortgaging the future so you can continue to waste and burn.
Waste is bad, Pollution is bad. There has to be moderation and more balance in the lifestyles of the Western World.
Co2 is not a pollutant. PPM is remarkably average as a measurement right now.
So who changed the Brand from Global Warming to Climate Change?
My guess it was the UN, and that they brought in Marketing Consultants. Wonder how much they paid?
Our children and Grandchildren are NOT in danger of drowning. As for the Scientific Framework, it can surely come as no surprise that most folks are sceptical when the FOI requests are shunned both here and the States.
If the raw data was self evident, then they would be delighted to have it peer reviewed. The sad fact is that the data has been carefully presented to prove a dramatic conclusion. The ice has been increasing, and that is verifiable.
More worrying is UN guided solution to the alleged issue. Give us monetary credits , tax breaks, and recognition of waste management, pollution control and I will start to believe. Until then, you can stick it up your arse.
Nike
The most sensible post this year.
3000 premature deaths each year in London from diesel-fired pollution, the EU is set to fine us £300m for breaking the EU pollution limits for four years running and sweet fuck all is done about it…..
Oh Dear, thick. jealous are we? Envy is such a debilitating emotion.
Suck it up boy!
said lord carrington’s gay lover.
Added the repressed homosexual, whose new dating technique now includes removing month old underwear. Gay men like cocks and bums, not shitty, pissy old jocks
I am happy to waste less and be less fossil-fuel dependent for their own good reasons. I am happy to be persuaded by the Global Cooling deniers and feel that any nation plodding a hapless path to extinction be given proper guidance (note: not cash) but I preface all of this with a requirement that any such evangelist wishing to make their case to me must deal with the population issue.
Breathing Earth
Any Climate Change Fundamentalist group which refuses to discuss over-population is a fraud.
Overpop is the problem but no fucker does anything about it.
‘…We did our best, but now you all hate us!’
Come on now, I know how to back a loser when I see one.
… and lose a backer?
Some Global Warming over the UK would certainly help the tourist trade and Blackpool Del sol has a ring to it.
RATM..Fuck Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RATM… stick that up your arse Cowell…
Calm down anonymous,
RATM’s politics are left of Hillary’s.
But they are good.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6962803.ece
poor postman pat thinks he can re-ignite a class war to win the next election.
Bless!!
Well labour has quite a lot of toff millionaires. mandy has to be the most high profile. And let’s not forget bliar!!!!
But let’s also not forget Quentin Davies and Shaun Woodward – shaun being the wealthiest of ALL MP’s in the house.
And then there are the other independently schooled labour mp’s – amongst the most ‘illustrious’ being darling, ed balls and harpy harriett.
If labour chooses to fight on the basis of class war it will lose.
Huzzah!!!!
Good schools = properly educated individuals.
Labour class warrior types like Skinner D, Campbell R and Prescott J are intellectual dolts and no new bikes when you fail your 11+.
Postman Prat at his prattiest.
christmas or no christmas you will be banned if you steal my name.
Cwistmush or no cwistmus.you will be bummered ef u stwhell ma num.
you are jonathen ross and I claim my 5 million pounds.
Labour playing the toffs card is like Obama playing the race card it will not work and just goes to show how desperate labour is getting. Nulabour = have not got a clue.
Your previous tech-outage also happened on a weekend.
Can I suggest some back-up or ‘disaster recovery’, or just admit you’re in fact going the pub and not blogging?
Dear Santa
For christmas please can you deliver me the following
(1) Gordon Brown to have a stroke !
that is all I have on my list. If its to difficult a task could you just smack the Hunt over the head until his bong-eye pops out of its socket.
thank you
Annabel (aged 6)
LOL my ribs are still hurting
Annabel in twelve years time will you marry me?
Death would be preferable, then he would no longer be a burden on our over-burdened state.
Death would be any easy way out for that gormless fuckwit.
I want him to be physically incapacitated so he can reflect on what a monumental cock-up he and his jokers have made of our country.
Then he should be subject to a public beating in the streets !
Then I’d be happy.
A very tricky situation exists. The sister of Sion Simon will, naturally, have declared the 40 grand as gross income and have paid tax on the resulting net taxable. Any inspector from HMRC would be delighted to help resolve the issue.
Could We Not Just Dip His Glass Eye In MRSA And Pop It Back In
Then Sit Back And watch It Eat His Fucking Dead Scull ?
MRSA is a doddle; you barely notice it. CDiff is the daddy…the screaminng skitters morning, noon and night. Hope he has a nappy handy?
How about that Fascinating Necrotitis – fasciating Necropolis – Necrosis? A bit like Gangrene, but with the good bits taken out.
Look – the whole wolrd luvs me!
It’s just you stoopid Brits that don’t – but remember – you probably did vote for me once.
And now you’ve got Gordo!
Ain’t you the lucky ones!
Anyway, – me and the missus are off to me old mate Berli – something or other planned for the weekend.
Yeah like Global Warming (manmade or otherwise) it’s a freak of nature, but no worries there 5 -6 months and we will all breathe a collective sigh of relief, then all we have to do is deal with the crap left behind like we did after the last time you numpties were in.
Oh and by the way your Phonyness I never did and never will vote for you or anything they put a red rosette on round here.
”all the mediocrity that you stand for”
Yes millionaire socialists RATM sticking it to ‘The Man’…how original.
Idiots they are born every minute.
this is my favourite song of the year
Me too
Me too
I used to subscribe to Private Eye and it used to be a damn good read. But then for me it started to get a bit samey and lacking in ways I cannot fully rationalize. Maybe the writers of years gone by were just too darn good: Rushton, Dempster, Ingrams, Foot, …
And then the internet came along…
Having said the above you gotta give the rag its due for giving us “Brussels Sprouts”, “Pseuds Corner”, “Nooks & Corners”, the list is huge.
For the benefit of the magazine, its editor needs to decide just what the hell he wants to be, the editor of Private Eye giving it his full attention, or TV pundit. To allot an institution like Private Eye second place is to give it no place.
Agree OB, Personally I think Private Eye is good in parts, a bit like it’s editor who unfortunately seems to becoming too much part of the establishment and, judging by HIGNFY, sounding a little shrill and hollow of late. Still in front of his ‘spar’ the champagne socialist Merton who, although often very witty, finds it virtually imposable to ridicule Labour but is like a hungry carp when troy bait is dangled in front of him.
On another note Merry Christmas to Fawks and all independent minded posters.
Oddly, though Paul (friend of the proles) Merton spent his formaitve years in Morden, and even named himself after the borough it is in, no-one I’ve ever met from there remembers him at all. Morden was, and to an extent still is, very Working Class – obviously too rough for him, the poor lamb. As for being bullied at Wimbledon College for being W.C., puh-lease!
This place is just another Prisonplanet style forum for the batshit insane now.
New World Order Lizard-People!
That scared em.
I-a always-a found-a Zee-a Lizard-a rather-a helpful…
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming “Oh my god, help me, there’s a bee in my vagina!” The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation.
The doctor thought for a moment and said “Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit.” The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife’s vagina. The doctor said “OK, what I’m gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife’s vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife’s vagina. The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said “Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on with it.”
So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady’s vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, “I don’t think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper.” So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed.
The young lady began to quiver with excitement. She began to moan and groan aloud.
The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself, he then put his hands on the young lady’s breasts and started making loud noises.
The husband at this point suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, “Now wait a minute! What the Hell do you think you’re doing?” The doctor, still concentrating, replied, “Change of plan. I’m gonna drown the bastard!”
“looked like…” (for ‘looked as if’); “I’m gonna…”.
Why didn’t you say they were all Americans?
I have a question for American readers.
Now that the EPA has branded carbon dioxide a pollutant which is inimical to human life, where does that leave the fizzy drinks industry?
Will Pepsi and Coke need fizz permits?
What about beer and lager?
Can it still be legal to put carbon dioxide in drink for human consumption?
Should we “Save the planet” by only drinking flat beer and lemonade?
How can any politician who wants to keep his credibility come up with such utter rubbish.?
Obama has now earned the “Gordon Brown medal for political genius.” He should have received it at Copenhagen.
The shape of Europe under the Lisbon Treaty is becoming clearer by the minute.
Have a look at this;
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/comment/ambroseevans_pritchard/6851932/Euro-Diktats-risk-terrorist-response-across-Southern-Europe.html
God help us.
God nothing, shoot the bastards.
They’re not “Anarchists”, they’re communists (who know the Marx-brand is shite).
The worrying bit is Angela Merkel suggesting that Europe should over-ride the Greek Parliament in order to protect the Euro.
Germany dictating to the Greeks?
Isn’t that what the Second World War was all about?
wars have been started over far, far less.
According to the polls David Cameron is most likely to become the next prime minister,
what the fuck do they know, half the Hunts can’t even speak english.
Just like you.
“The new British Army Multi Terrain Pattern uniform will be manufactured in China”
Why the fuck can’t it be manufactured here?
Bob Ainsworth, the Defence Secretary, said: “This new camouflage will help our troops to stay hidden from the Taliban”
So Gordon will be cancelling the extra 22 Chinooks then. No point in buying them if the Taliban can’t see our boys anymore!
The world would b propa fucked if China decided to start world war three init.
The final insult they have to serve in cheap rags thrown together in prison camps by political prisoners
Labour hates everything british ! Best Equiptment ?
Best equiptment McBust Can Afford Im suprised he didn’t go to millets !
I bet the chinks have developed a camoflage filter so that the squaddies stand out like dogs bollox.
They are the dogs bollocks wasted on this shower of shite for a Government we have.
I was given a baseball at a match I saw a few years back. Only noticed the other day it was made in China. Jeez !
mind you its not all bad. Those Korean meatballs really are the dogs bollocks.
(Hat tip Hugh, Mock the week)
I would like to take a louisville slugger to Brown.
Woooooooooooooooooooo i’m spooky wooky now.
Guido, turn your laptop on and immediately tapping F8 every second or two until you get an option screen.
Select safe mode. When it boots up hit yes for system restore.
Select a restore point from a couple of days back & bobs your uncle.
You won’t lose any data, it just resets system files & settings.
Or buy an Apple computer which does something very simply – it works.
You guys are hilarious – using crap like Windows PC’s – come out of the stone age and buy an Apple Mac.
I suffered the crap of Windows for 15 years – went and bought two IMac’s and have never had any problem – they just work,as one is entitled to expect,unlike the monopoly of Ballmer and Gates and their grotty company.
Microsoft will not exist as a company in 2020 – a dinosaur rotting carcass.
What is it about Mac owners that they have to be soooo smug!!!! Get a life…you only like macs because they look good and all the fucking poncy luvvie media trendies use them…My PC has crashed exactly zero times…..it goes like a rocket, does everything I want it to, and is approx one third the price of an applecack.
I run a pc with vista, vista ffs.
Never had a problem.
Most of the planet run pc’s, there’s a good reason for that.
They’re better!
£829 for smugness over the ordinary punter
I Think Guido is on a two week bender doing all the politico christmas party’s
so he’ll be to pissed to post !
Simon Cowell says no…. failed audition, can we please have another one week wonder singing a coverer of an old song but not as good as the original and make a shit load of money for myself………………………….. that why I’m a multi-millionaire.
[...] Christmas Service Guido is with his in-laws and the laptop is out-of-action ever since Microsoft insisted on an urgent security update to [...] [...]
Roll up Roll up – original 1van Cameron DEATHMASK autographed by “the country’s next prime minister” the right dishonourable DC (Dirty C’unt) David Cameron of cocaine (ex Eton ex Bullingdon ex penses).
I note that you are in the early stages of developing bone cancer. Merry Xmas!
Typical evil Labour party spite and bile which is but one of the thousands of reasons the next PM will be DC.
We can live in hope! Arsehole.
It doesnt matter what flavour of politics you subscribe to but this kind of evil and viscious commnetly reprehensible. I would love to have 5 minutes “debate” with you face to face.
Hiya, marxist labour c unt. May you enjoy christmas in your cell, medicated to the eyeballs and with just a book of snotgobbler’s turgid speeches for you to wank over.
279 – There are jokes, there are jokes in poor taste, there are bad jokes, and there are sick jokes: this is none of those, it merely plumbs the depths of conscienceless depravity. You would have shone with a job at Die Sturmer.
Or with Drooper from LabourLost & his boss McBride.
O/T but if this is true
http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/147268
YOU LABOUR SCUM WILL FUCKING HANG ON DAY.
Merry Christmas
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Bit of a dirty start to the final week of adevent !
Have a good christmas , there must be God , only God would enable The Uk to be frozen , the USA to have the biggest snow storm in years , eurostar to have the wrong sort of snow vents and other NWO jollie devices , when they make there speeches about Global warming . Its enough to make me cry laughing , unlike ed milliband who seemed to be crying over anything that contadicts him .
merry christmas Fawkes and everyone else , already enjoying a mince pie and bacon sandwich ,and eyeing a nice vintage port with anticpation CW.
Have a good Christmas break, Guido.
I’ll be working until the 23rd. After that, I have a large collection of real ale to get through (with help, thankfully!) and some homebrew to try and clear!
Canadians allowed to debate :
“Skeptics score a win against alarmists
Terence Corcoran, Financial Post
Published: Thursday, December 03, 2009
On Tuesday night about 1,100 people participated in a sold-out global warming debate that, in the end, turned downtown Toronto’s new concert hall at the Royal Conservatory of Music into a microcosm of a larger tranformation that is sweeping the world. The debate pitted two well known global warming activists of international repute against two well-known skeptics. The skeptics won, shifting the audience’s support away from the drastic global warming action demanded by activists and toward the moderate reponse of the skeptics, a move that is rapidly becoming a trend everywhere. If global warming is a problem — and many have growing doubts about that — it is not a crisis that warrants draconian policy intervention in Copenhagen or anywhere else.”
http://www.financialpost.com/story.html?id=dada2262-8f4e-4cc5-ac28-9c2610a0cd47
Is common sense starting to break out? Let’s hope it spreads to the UK fairly soon.
Hopeless optimist.
Oh yes, let’s have a good old fashioned outbreak of common sense.
Forget the data.
Forget the scientific analysis.
Forget the issue of defining the problem.
Forget the engineering design of experiments to test the hypotheses.
Forget the struggle to find a solution.
Let’s just ask the bloke in the pub for good old fashioned dollop of common sense, make mine a bitter while you’re about it.
Most engineers I know are genuinely worried about what’s happening in terms of the exponential increase of CO2 in the upper atmosphere.
Ignorant non numerates are sure it ain’t gonna happen, but then they ain’t gonna be there when it does, so why should they care, and their granddads were sure the earth was flat and than man would never fly.
Common sense ain’t it, God would have given us wings if he wanted us to fly.
Engineer ? I very much doubt it.
How can you have an “outbreak of common sense”, and then mention god?
The Conservatives will be the “nasty” party once again
There’s a Polish bloke who’s recently started at my work. Every morning he comes in half an hour early with a copy of The Daily Telegraph and reads it cover to cover before starting work.
So anyway, the boys and me have come up with a really clever nickname for him:
“Foreign Hunt”.
Yawn.
Don’t Labour peers know there’s a recession? Johnson and Labour acts 10 years too late on victims of crime, atheists get Christian teacher sacked within hours, New camo for British troops is years too late
PS Has anyone noticed how really racist the pro-Labour trolls are becoming? Lance Corporal Blimps…
Oi,getting rascist is the function of the new “Nasty” Conservatives if you don’t mind.
Especially the Old Etonians
One of the most nasty, vile racists I ever met was a Labour councillor.
Most BeeNPee voters are hardened Labia socialists…that’s why Brown is worried about the vanishing vote.
Socialism or National Socialism? No difference!
…surely, you meant ‘Old Estonians’?
Fingers crossed the Plymouth Co-op Bum Sniffing Deviant is arrested and named as Sion Simon. It would make my Christmas if it happened
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2779253/Hunt-for-shop-nut-who-smelled-staff-members-bum.html
What a fucking liberty.
‘Twasn’t at Liberty’s ’twas the Coop
Oi nonce, get a fucking hospital to stitch this TWACK!
“Hunt for Co-Op Bum Sniff Deviant”
That’s fucking poetry, that is! Tabloid concision at its British best. Six words, and you can’t fail to get the picture – well done that subbie!
You can stick your ‘shattered glass paradigms’ where this fellow fancies his nose!
Was he sniffing or trying to lick it? Either way I wish that shelf stacker had let go with a squelchy, wet, putrid onion fart right in the prevert’s face.
I love the way there was an upraor last week about the ginger kid chrsitmas card then the sun describe the bum sniffer as “A Balding Ginger Weirdo” hahahahaha.
I think I might be a hirsute, black hair, weirdo because I want to sniff the bums of Aelxander Burke, Cheryl Cole and Erlin Woods but not neccesarily in that order
“The CO-OP……dadadadede …….. “Good with pooed”
I saw a nun walking over a frozen pond yesterday then to my horror she fell through the ice. I ran over to help and as she put out her hand for me to grab I realised it wasn’t a nun it was a Muslim woman in burka, I wonder if she managed to get herself out.
Anyone seen Baroness Uddin recently?
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I’m watching The Great Escape on TV.
Great one
Anyone able to spot the deliberate typo ?
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/147272/Mumbai-style-attack-is-definate-next-year-
Did I hear Education – Education – Edca-ution!
He probably got bought Gordon’s felt-tiip users ditchonry
There are thousands of these kind of mistakes nowadays due to the dumbing down of Britain,led by a c*unt who cannot even write or spell.
We are planning our exit from this ruined country,although by the looks of it,an escape is by no means easy by train or plane at the moment.
Brown ruined the country,the utter piece of dog excrement.
Never mind poop-scooper-supreme solicitor-general McBaird will be along in a moment to deal with McBruin’s excrement.
She may of course prefer instead to launch more streams of “don’t you know who I am” invective on the paying public.
From the Telegraph:
Expenses: more than 100 peers claimed over £50,000 last year
More than 100 peers claimed in excess of £50,000 in expenses to work in the House of Lords last year, new official figures show
Among those who spoke out against the reforms was Labour’s Lord Peston of Mile End, a former economist and father of the BBC journalist Robert Peston. The new figures show he had the 15th highest expenses last year, at £58,983 including £30,725 in overnight claims.
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er, I’ll pass on that question
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LOL that is very accurate
Comment 1.)
Buy PC’s using Windows and you might as well buy a Yugoslavian car – buy an Apple computer and you will never have the nightmare of all the windows crap.Why do you think PC magazines exist – purely to try and sell copies to people who are trying to sort out the problems that Windows creates.
Imagine a car magazine devoted to one brand of car that is always breaking down,being broken into and literally stopping dead in it’s tracks – it does not exist.
Comment 2.)
I predict a riot.
Bonne Noel
Although PCs may be shite I wouldn’t buy an Apple out of principle, given all the smug c unt apple owners who would say “I told you so…”
Happy shitmas.
Maclife, Macworld, Macformat, and iCreate are available for the overrated, underhardwared, and overpriced pieces of junk from Cupertino that cannot read many DVDs
What game is stick-thin, Blairite John Rentoul playing?
The Indie journo is spinning a right load of old tosh about Gordon Brown’s so-called “negotiating skills” at the farce in Copenhagen. He admits he has been fed this rubbish by Brown’s spin doctors but why is he reporting it as if it’s true when we all know it’s tripe?
Has Rentoul gone mad or is something else going on?
http://www2.politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2009/12/21/could-there-be-an-urgent-international-role-for-gordon/
Useless Brown is auditioning for a job for when he gets kicked out next year, Rentoul is just helping him by creating myths about him.
The fact is that Copenhagen was a complete failure, Brown was a largely shunned and peripheral figure and no amount of spiining from his stooges will alter that fact.
You can’t polish a turd like Brown, and Rentoul shouldn’t bother trying if he wants to retain any credibility as a journalist.
Brown was ignored and peripheral in Copenhagen. We can all see through Labour’s lies.
Yes, there could be an urgent international role for Brown. May I suggest filling in the holes in the roads of Zimbabwe for Robert Mugabe? Just about matches his intellect. You know it makes sense.
Gordon should lead the way in climate change talks by agreeing to attend any Global conference by canoe. “Yes just keep going straight ahead… you’ll find it. You can’t miss it!!”
Provided the address of where his canoe is kept is made public beforehand thereby providing a large number of voters the opportunity to create the canoe equivalent of a ‘slow puncture’ that will take effect approx 60 miles from land.
George Osborne’s leader in the DT was probably one of the worst ever written pieces in living memory on a) why voters should vote Conservative b) why the Conservatives have the solution(s) to our economic woes.
It is a tragedy of epic proportions.
Why oh why cannot these clever people, because they are clever, not use any common sense and ask a plain speaking fellow to translate for them so the average Jo can understand.
I do obviously hope and pray the Conservatives are elected but my God they need some serious help.
Osborne says he wants to keep interest rates low when we all know they have to rise. Perhaps he suspects the majority of voters in Britain are so infantilised, and short-sighted that they are not prepared for the spending party to stop and the pain to begin?
Nevertheless, begin it must. And the sooner the better.
Rising interest rates might slow growth of business in the private sector. Private sector enterprise needs to be encouraged, it’s the only way to increase tax take without raising taxes above their already stifling levels. The downside, of couse, is that another house price bubble might develop, especially if insufficient new houses are built. Given the huge level of unemloyment and the need for tax-take to address the deficit and national debt, fostering a good political and financial climate for business growth is probably the higher priority now.
The point is I think not that we should desire higher interest rates but that they are coming whether we want them or not. Our national credit rating is falling while inflation is rising. Banks have to ‘rebuild their reserves’ i.e. gouge money out of customers to replace the billions that they have destroyed. Once the panic is over, nobody is going to provide cash at derisory interest rates. All of these factors point towards higher interest rates.
I take your point, Sir William; but at least Osborne recognises the need to keep interest rates in check. How much real control any chancellor will have over the next few years remains to be seen, of course; one suspects, rather less than many of us would like.
http://www.heraldland.com/contact.html
UK land for sale to Arabs only.
English scum need not apply.
I want you all to know and understand that the snow and cold weather that we are currently eperiencing does not undermine the reality of AGW. I know there’s a lot of travel problems for people at this time, however, I have to tell you that the snow we are witnessing is what is called ‘warm’ snow – that is, it’s the wrong sort of snow for deniers, all of whom are mad. So we still have to cling on to our hope that you will see sense and reduce your carbon footprint accordingly. We as a government, despite using planes to travel everywhere, are commited to the agreement thrashed out in Copenhagen with Obama.
Mrs. Jethro favours a 60-denier, herself.
Don’t believe you.
My XP Laptop is fine.
It’s probably the malware inserted by the NuLab Dirty Tricks department so that they can monitor Guido’s email traffic.
XP is (was) a good stable operating system, so I think you will find MicroCrap are now in the business of using the update process to clobber it, to make you buy Windows Sleven
Guido is with his in-laws and the laptop is out-of-action ever since Microsoft insisted on an urgent security update to Windows XP.
Get a Mac!
Go Linux!
Just as good!
Ubuntu is a version (‘flavour’) of Linux.
No shit man!
What do you make of Fedora, Knoppix, Debian, etc,etc, …?
It is a “distribution”. It is also based on Debian which has a reputation for stability. Unlike Windows.
Only trying to be helpful, I’ve met a few new Ubuntu users who didn’t realise they had a Linux system under the hood: that’s how user-friendly it is.
As for distros, I use Slackware with a Fluxbox GUI – bit of a fast-boot merchant, me!
OS X is not perfect, but it is far more stable than M$ junk, and does suffer from the same security issues, and so on.
Whatever folk think about Macs, they do run well, and you can get under the hood through the terminal if you wish to tinker Unix style.
Get a Mac and enjoy a better life!
A version of UNIX that can only allow one process when updating such that a 700 MB update if interrupted has to start from the beginning again?
If going that route GOTO PearC where you will not be ripped off
We were told that OS X is UNIX® and yet were learn that only now has 10.5 Snow Leopard been given this seal of approval 8 years after the Apple joined the 20th century!
The jokes in Private Eye are still mostly good, with the occasional one that’s offensive without being in any way challenging. They knock spots off all the other media for doing serious investigative journalism although they are tending now to rely too much on FOI requests. The big problem is the stodgy political satire. I think they need somebody who can stand up to Ian Hislop and tell him that a lot of his stuff really isn’t that good, or a new editor.
Brown’s gotta plan……….
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/copenhagen-climate-change-confe/6851246/Copenhagen-climate-summit-plan-for-EU-to-police-countries-emissions.html
Good. That’s another dead duck.
Brown wants to lead the world in making the new ‘Copenhagen accord’ legaly binding.
Within six months.
Now lets see where will shitbag Brown be in six months?
Not PM I am sure, but a Nobel prize and UN power awaits the man who can deliver on the COP15 accord.
It is a win win for Brown and Labour. Ratings go up because the wonky eyed slack jawed arse is out the country ‘Saving the world’ and feathering his nest for the next job he aspires too.
The UN have not heard of the Jonah effect though.
Here’s hoping it all comes crashing down like the big pile of shit it all is.
Has Jonah been on Eurostar recently?
This idea is just an excuse to tax and fine, his answer to anything and everything. Only days away from being able to say, ‘the election will take place this year’, can’t wait.
“Mr Brown … working proposals for a “European monitoring organisation” that will oversee every country’s actions…”
yep, that definitely sounds like a Gordon Brown idea.
If he had his way, everyone (apart from himself and his henchmen) on the planet would be living in their own individual 6foot concrete boxes with no window/light and a hole in the ground for a toilet, and there’d be a camera in each cell for him to make sure none of his victims got rebellious. And he’d project a massive image of himself onto the ceilings of all the cells, and there’d be a constant soundtrack saying “you are happy. big brother loves you. gordon is jesus.”
He is, without doubt, a total loony and a complete fuckwit, but that’s what the EU likes, so once we kick him out, he *will* still have power via the EU somehow.
I am a big fan of Rod Liddle’s writing even though I suspect we are on opposite political sides. However i think it a bit much for him to nick my blog article on Liam Donaldson without giving me a plug.
http://political-graffiti.blogspot.com/
In yesterdays sunday times
hey, david cameron nicked my line about brown being a ditherer but you don’t here me whingeing on about it, do you?
I will personally sue the first conservative mp to publicly call Brown a C unt without giving me credit !!!
I’ll just widen this door frame for you so you can get yer big fat nonces head through it OK
You may now fuck off
your nicknames should be chip on my shoulder mate
please don’t start crying tub sumper.
You really are a sadfuck. Go and buy some sweeties again. Might cheer you up.
Were you abused as a child? Looks that way to us!
Are you Mark or Carol, titfer?
Brown appears to want to head up a new Global Climate Change Police, what he actually wants to do is fuck off
Brown is a fucking clueless academic who writes with a large crayon with his tongue hanging out
He’s a window licker!!
It is OS X that has the lickable screen!
Are you one of the Gloucestershire Max’s?
Auberon Waugh rude and brilliant
in the eye, left at the same time Hislop became editor-I think.
Never quite the same.
I wonder what the circulation figures are, then and now.
Waugh’s excellent theories on farting cows, passive hamburger eating,and greenhouse gases have lost their champion and were not represented at the Copenhagen summit.Did his death involve the burger giants?Was Hislop involved?The latter’s stunted growth could be burger related.
T.H.E. E.N.D
Hope the laptop recovers soon, Guido, and best wishes for Christmas.
Meanwhile, an absolute humdinger from Max Hastings on the plight of post-Brown Britain:-
http://www.businessspectator.com.au/bs.nsf/Article/UK-Gordon-Brown-Bank-of-England-financial-crisis-pd20091221-YX575?OpenDocument&src=sph
That’s a good article from Hastings. Here in the UK the avalanche of shit hits the fan next year, that’s for sure.
Yeah, we fucked you over real good didn’t we?
Happy New Year.
That’s our shit and our fan at the moment if you please.
I wish you all a merry Christmas
Here’s something you won’t hear from Mandelson
It’s a truism that stands repeating often and loudly as possible so that even the thickest in our society comes to understand it. It should be erected in 40 foot letters over every polling station in Great Britain;posted in every rail,bus station and airport.In every school and hospital and on every bill-board up and down the land
“EVERY Labour Administration ends ultimately in FAILURE and NATIONAL BANKRUPTCY!”
Well, I still like the Eye, and judging by his writing, and his programmes on WW1, trains, scouting etc, Hislop is probably a decent enough cove. HOWEVER he has clearly been warped by all this global warming shit, but so many of our best have. Why, just yesterday I was on top of t’peak district sledging my arse off with son and daughters #1 and #2, when in the midst of the blizard (and it really was) came a couple of claps of thunder! Most bizarre. I said, “Wow, never known that before,” to which my darling 11 year old son remarked, “See! it *is* global warming!”. How we laughed as I rammed about a kilo of ice down the back of his neck…
Full time job keep them clear of propaganda.
Talking of which – PC versus Mac. I used to be a big mac evangelist, but I can now say without doubt that they are overpriced shit. Mostly. Good for high end artwork and video, but oevrpriced for most every day tasks AND when they go wrong it tends to be fatal. Had a lot of hardware problems – typically overheating – on laptops and imacs. I go with a cheap solution now – cheap n cheerful laptop, run it inot the ground for a couple of years, chuck it, buy another.
Now, Guido – this is not on. Christmas does not bloody begin on the 21st of decemeber. I’m in the office today – everyone who isn’t snowed in a home is either already on holiday or is in here dressed as a big issue seller. KEEP CHRISTMAS TILL CHRISTMAS EVE!
What else… Oh yeah, I hate Gordon Brown more than anybody else.
“I hate Gordon Brown more than anybody else.”
Do you mean that you hate Gordon Brown more than you hate anyone else?
Or do you mean that you hate Gordon Brown more than anyone else hates him?
If the former then you’re just one of about 60million who feel the same way, if the latter then you’d have to go some to hate him more than every single other person out of that 60million.
I’m wondering what it feels like to be absolutely despised by virtually everyone in the country that you’re leading? How can the man sleep at night knowing that virtually everyone in the country would give their eye-teeth to be able to kick the crap out of him, rip off his head, and then shit down his neck?
I guess, being a sociopath, it doesn’t really bother him and he probably gets quite a good night’s sleep.
Do you mean that you hate Gordon Brown more than you hate anyone else?
Or do you mean that you hate Gordon Brown more than anyone else hates him?
both
Peace on earth and goodwill toward men. Spare a thought for those who, entirely through their own negligence, weakness and deliberate fault, are hated and derided. Try to imagine what Christmas must be like in the Brown family, as Sarah and Gordon exchange £5 notes instead of presents. Then raise a glass to the New Year that will see the miserable git shunted off to some well-paid sinecure with a limited capacity to do further harm.
Why should he shunted off to some well-paid sinecure ? He’s so useless that he doesn’t deserve anything well paid. My wish for him would be to be shunted off into a long, intimate & soul destroying relationship with the Benefits System. With, naturally, maximum benefits being deducted due to his MP/PMs pensions.
“and our survey said” ……60 million!
No you don’t. It is not possible for a human being to hate anybody more than I hate Gordon Brown (and stay sane). Wibble!
I do. You love him. You’re his best mate. It’s only me that *really* hates him.
You hate Gordon Brown rather more than I do.
Now Ed Balls. That’s another matter.
I hate Ed Balls more than anyone else.
I even changed my name by deed poll to demonstrate my utter, seething hatred of the thing!
I may have mentioned this before but I do really hate Brown; he has personally damaged my country more than anyone could or would.
BBC: “Copenhagen climate summit held to ransom – Gordon Brown ”
Following the fact that Brown’s “I’ve saved the planet” mad rant on the BBC was found to be a blatent lie told by a deranged gurning fuckwit, he’s now changed his approach.
Instead of “I’ve saved the planet”, his new line is “I tried to save the planet but a handful of the other leaders decided to ignore my wisdom and scuppered the last chance to save the planet.”
Blame the chinese if you want, you fucking evil loony bastard, but don’t be too harsh on them because following your total destruction of our economy, the chinese are the only reason we haven’t physically gone bankrupt and gone back to the stone age.
The BBC (Brown Broadcasting Crap) can’t seem to bring themselves to update their poll tracker with the latest MORI, instead preferring their 22nd November version of things:
Tories Only 6 Points Ahead if You Click On MORI
That no longer surprises me, but for how much longer will this be allowed without broader comment?
oh about three more months.
The pollchecker disappeared for a while when the Tories were moving into the mid 40′s well what a surprise. It only returned recently and just at the point that poll came out as I remember well fancy that!
I don’t care what the state of the economy is at the change of government its’ so appalling bad now it can wait a month or two and still make bugger all difference but the first thing the Tories should and must do is to Kill, destroy rip apart and shred the Blair/ Brown/ Labour broadcasting Crock of shit. Lets see how many fucking champagne bottles we can get through then?
I still have yet to figure out after the BBC exposed the truth on Labour and Greg Dyke fell on his sword why they support and protect Labour. Like the other 25 % of voters I guess.
BBC = Labour scum
Until after the GE.
It’s just the “good (however unlikely) poll for Labour” tracker. It’s good news as it means that it’s almost a month without any good news for the Slave Party.
The polics have now located the bum sniffer. Panic over. It was obvious all along how such an easliy confusing error could have occurred
http://political-graffiti.blogspot.com/2009/12/brown-nosing-way-to-climate-change.html
Sarah Brown saves £10 while husband fritters another £100bn
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1237505/Thrifty-Sarah-Brown-wraps-Christmas-gifts-newspaper-posts-picture-Twitter.html
Un-fucking-believable
She is a fucking twot that tweets
Look! – it’s Monday now – all I want is to be loved!
I’ll say ‘yes’ to anything and anyone so long as they love me.
It’s what I do.
But hey! – trust me – I’m a straight kinda guy.
O/T i know, but…………….i’m curious….
Would anyone else here like to give Harriet Harman a fucking good scuttling?
I would.
only a back scuttling
what do you mean by ‘scuttling’?
please don’t say sex.
does scuttling involve caving her skull in with a hammer?
if so count me in!
Don’t pretend you don’t know Mitch, obviously the mental image of Harman being rogered has you shocked.
But i SO would, at the drop of a hat.
Pervert.
I think he wants to open her sea cocks.
May be a bit late to scapa her flow.
Generally I’d shag a warm scarf but Hattie is a bridge too far. Sorry, count me out.
Did she even take her 11+?
OMG…… such an odious thought, and to think I have never even worked on a trawler !
Her pimp would like to give her a Bitch Slapping.
In 1997, Japan raised VAT and lowered its government spending, sparking another recession.
Fiscal tightening too early self evidently can lead to more government debt.
In Osborne’s Delirium Tremens article he refers to Goldman Sachs economists supporting his position on cutting early. They do not support Osborne’s irresponsible position, at all.
in 1997 a bunch of spastics voted in the new labour war party.
war and torure self evidently decrease national security.
taat to limp to say anything relevant, standard.
you suffer from penis envy, right?
Osborne is irresponsible, right?
Look at Osborne’s nose, especially the cleft.
so you do suffer from penis envy.
thought so.
In addition to presenting himself as a complete irritating drip Osborne is way off the mark.
He is an economic and financial illiterate.
but have you got big tits?
that would make up for it.
taat simply limply tossing out hackneyed insults, standard.
stop wittering on with your misfiring war propaganda and get your tits out.
PP I think your wrong but whats the point in arguing with you.
Here’s one from this morning for you. A retail market expert was being interviewed on GMTV and was asked this question….
‘Do you think everyone will rush to but before the VAT increases again on the 18th January?”
His reply was No because it makes little difference on the day to day stuff and only starts to make a difference if you buy a settee and huge flat screen TV or even a car you know PP those items that most of us buy on regualrly on a daily baisis. NOT!
Such was the Brown and Labour lie so exposed that this would have a dramatic positive effect on the market was actually as we all knew at the time a load of utter bollox and was done simply to make Labour look good. So instead another 2 more billion hosed up against the wall to go with the 6 billion promised last week at Nohopenhagen for Climate notchanging.
In January when the rate increases it will make little difference again to most so what should have happened if Labour had the countries best interests at heart was was the rate to actually increase instead of decreasing it. Some pain for a small number yes but the collective tax would have along with lost 2 billion started to make at least some inroads in the catostrophic fiscal disaster this government is now in and ironically protected those very people from other proices and rate hikes coming soon.
To little to late now and the dye has been cast for the next administration as Labour knew it would be and it was done is such a way at the time to make the government look good and add yet another headche to the list the Tories now have and will have to deal with even more severely than previously.
Labour rule for themselves and to keep themselves in power and never for the people.
They can lower the annual overspend (and eventially pay back the oustanding debt) without doing any damage whatsoever to the economy, but only if they’re competent.
They can start by simply burning less money.
A failed NHS IT system (which the government said we never actually needed anyway) cost about 12billion quid and still doesn’t work.
It could have been built at a thousandth of that cost (and worked properly and been cheaper to maintain with open source going forwards) if it was being managed/contracted-to people who actually knew what they were doing.
It’s that kind of active destruction/burning of our money that can be avoided without damaging the economy.
What Osborne’s saying is “stop burning our fucking money you bastards” and he has a perfectly valid point.
Government spending has not caused the deficit. A collapse in tax revenue has caused the deficit. A collapse in tax revenue was caused by a reckless and irresponsible private sector especially fueled by the financial sector.
Government spending barring a miracle will inevitably decline.
The point put by many economists, the government of this country and many other countries and the IMF is that the economy is not able to sustain a fiscal squeeze (meaning state spending cuts) now.
Osborne is irresponsible to suggest otherwise.
The bankers caused the crisis, not government spending.
NOTHING IS OUR FAULT. WE HAVE BEEN IN POWER FOR TWELVE YEARS BUT IT IS NOT OUR FAULT THAT EVERYTHING IS SO FUCKED UP – BLAME THATCHER.
taat thinks using upper case is posh. What a lightweight.
The false ideology of the preeminence of free markets finally has collapsed. The markets are on life support from governments.
It is inevitable that government spending will decline because of the shortfall in tax revenue.
The deficit is a sympton of the the crisis not a cause.
Dimwit.
and gordon brown had ten years as chancellor to do something about it.
he failed.
gordon brown is a failure and that is why retards like you are blaming everyone else.
innit.
It was the ‘free’ market that caused the crisis.
The government believed that unfettered free markets would provide economic growth. It brought global pandemonium.
Government spending has not caused the crisis, the so called ‘free’ market has. The ‘free’ market is shown to be an irresponsible oligarchy.
The crisis means that government spending will decline. The crisis means that cutting too early will cost more than cutting too late.
Wrong, it was the regulator deliberatly creating credit.
The cregulator controls the volume of credit and they increased it in order to tax the consumption this credit boom caused.
Why do you think the regulator is now raising reserves?
Wrong again PP
When public servants become even close too let alone more than 50% of the workforce then spending is completly out of control so a simple lesson for you to be aware of.
The government has no money. The money it has comes from the private sector. With this it is meant to undertake its work. When the public sector outnumbers the private sector the balance is destroyed, taxes go up to deal with the mammoth bills and people like me suddenly get hit with higher taxes and consequently piss off overseas out of range of the insanity.
The top rate tax payers pay the majority of the tax because we can of course and I have no issue with that. However start taking the piss (for example Labour are proposing a 50% tax on top of everything else) and that responsibility falls to the lower rate tax payers very quickly as we all piss off)
THAT IS WHY YOUR TAX TAKE IS GOING DOWN AND WILL CONTINUE TO DROP AND FOR NO OTHER REASON DESPITE YOUR VERY BEST EFFORTS TO BLAME THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU.
“The point put by many economists, the government of this country and many other countries and the IMF is that the economy is not able to sustain a fiscal squeeze (meaning state spending cuts) now.”
Evidence please? and sensible ones not the nuttty lefwing Pollytwaddle economic types that are purely economic with the truth rather than anything else. I always ask that when I see the poster say “many economists / (insert whatever here) they wish to quote”
PP We are the only country still in the western world still in recession please explain why given that your leader stated we were the best placed to weather the recession and we are leading the world etc etc more bollox etc etc.???? Simple question so a simple answer only is required.
PS –Try in your answer not to blame anyone if you can but Maggie Thatcher is allowable because thats always the left wing fall back when they completly and utterly screw up.
“The government has no money. The money it has comes from the private sector.”
hooray; glad I’m not the only person who knows that. They don’t seem to teach it at state school.
pp: what agent99 says is true; there is no such thing as government money. trying to destroy the private sector out of sheer class-war-chip-on-shoulder mentality will inevitably end up leaving you with absolutely no money at all.
who changed the rules (which had worked perfectly fine for 100′s of years) of policing the financial system because they understood more about economics than anyone else on the planet despite not even understanding basic maths?
who then completely failed to understand anything whatsoever about the market and decided to basically just put all good-practice in the bin because they knew it’d create a temporary/false boom which’d get them elected again?
don’t tell me the bankers caused this mess; that’s bullshit.
That’s like dropping a 50quid note on the pavement and then hiding behind a bush and jumping out and calling the guy who picks it up 20 minutes after you dropped it a thief.
If they can spend £12billion on a computer system that doesn’t even work and which we never even needed, then they can fucking well cut the budget.
Every reasoned commentator and economist agrees that the crisis was caused by the bankers.
Nutters don’t agree.
The Conservatives assiduously called for the deregulation of financial markets throughout the relevant period.
The Bank of England has stated categorically that it could not have avoided the crisis if it had had regulatory powers.
It really was caused in the financial sector, that means the bankers.
It was not caused by government spending.
Nope, the crisis was caused by regulators who supercharged their tax collection from a boom in credit being used for consumption.
PP
Hat tip to Ruth Kelly but it would appear not every one agrees
“The events of the past 18 months suggest otherwise. Britain is emerging from the crisis weaker than other developed economies, and notably more vulnerable than Germany and France. It seems hard to overstate the pain in store for when the next government embarks on the steps necessary to restore the public finances. Tony Blair and Gordon Brown have wrecked the economy. Soon, even ostriches will be obliged to notice.”
Blair and Gordon Brown have wrecked the economy.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PP = Ostrich!
“Every reasoned commentator and economist agrees that the crisis was caused by the bankers”
By defintion then if you don’t agree with said premise you are unreasonable. Good Labour tactic that to rubbish the argument to try and prove ones point.
I shall be so glad when you twats are consigned to history
Oh and how about some evidence to back this up and not the ususal pollytwaddle eco……etc etc etc well you get the drift.
Nulabour Brown: It was not me it was Mr Plum in the Library with the Candlestick. And yes I know where that candlestick should be shoved up Mandy’s rear passage.
sorry, PP, you must have the readership of this board confused with the BBC readership; we’re not mindless pro-labour stooges who accept self-contradicting bullshit that makes no sense.
I might be wrong, but I’m guessing that most people reading this blog understand a bit about economics and don’t just fall for the lies that the labour/bbc machine try to spin.
You need to look further than your nose if you want to see what’s in front of you.
I’m guessing that most people reading this blog understand a bit about economics and don’t just fall for the lies that the labour/bbc machine try to spin.
To be honest I don’t work that hard at it. If it’s a NuLab propagandist spouting off I simply assume they’re lying. I don’t bother thinking it through. Generally works.
Agreed. PP you think things are bad now just wait a few months with the effects of quantitive easing coupled with rising inflation and with the inevitable increase in interest rates we are in for a very tough 2010. We will get the usual Nulabour spin but you can cut it anyway you like, for the last twelve years Nulabour has been at the helm, no longer can they blame Maggie for all the country’s ills. Its about time YOU admit this clusterfuck of a Government got it wrong big time.
You remain a moribund excuse for Socialism -the stale bollocks you continue to utter is becoming tiresome. You do not have a clue what you are talking about.
Who borrowed the most during the spending spree- the government. What reserves did they maintain during this period? – NIL. They obviously assumed it would never end -crazy.
And the bankers were of course beyond control – who signed up to Basle 2 to permit this ?
Stop pretending that this just happened and the government are just as much victims as the rest of us. That is a lie.
The deficit is not a symptom of the crisis as it was growing before the crisis happened -why was that? Overspending by government
If the bankers were to blame -why bail them out? Surely starting afresh,rather than propping up the flawed free market would have been a better idea?
And as for cutting – why do the government continue to borrow money to increase spending whilst at the same time planning cuts ?
Parts, your stupidity should remain private.
Just stop spending on the Failed NHS.
Socialism is a killer, and the NHS is the worst way of rationing treatment and it’s funded in the most economically damaging way.
Oh yes – and when you think of all the probs in the Chunnel – think of me.
I like to think the snow was . . . rather like me . . . . ‘fluffy’ . . . sort of cuddly and clinging really.
You really want me though – don’t you . . go on admit it . . . you probably voted for me once.
Shame you got Gordo though.
But hey – trust me! – I shall be with you always.
By the way, – do you know if they’re planning a Final Grand Tour for Gordo like what I had?
If he has a final tour I hope it is in a glass topped coffin. Or the stocks with a plentiful supply of rotting fruit for the audience.
Slightly longer post but some worrying concerns here.
Just chatting with my 15 year old daughter and we were talking about this government and what might happen in the next few months. I said I believe the Tories would get back in and she replied oh yeah ‘They are the ones that are racist’ then continued ‘and they are bad arn’t they?”
I said what made her think that and she told me as part of their careers information from the government at school they show you videos / CD’ on politics and apparently she had got this from those (or perhaps even or as well as the person showing them?). The racist idea came from the fact that the Tories wish to control immigration rather than throw open the doors for reason obvious to most accept this present government. There are any number of arguments to be had from both sides but what worries me is this apprent brain washing that seems to be happening under our noses and we are none the wiser to it. This is happening now such that these are the people in 4 to 5 years time will be eligible to vote for the first time.
This is the site for conspiracies and to my way of thinking this looks and sounds like this government planting the seeds for 5 years time and doing so at all at our expense.
I have no idea what these videos are or what they say but for a 15 year old to have such an unbalanced view means I will now have to find out.
I have no problem with a balanced view and critique of both sides but this seems totally one sided and as with many things (morning after pill) done against the express wishes of us parents.
Before the trolls dismisss this remember if it is happening to my children then its happening to your children and granchildren as well !!
What you’re saying is nothing new though; the state system has always been that way, even under tory governments.
They’ve always indoctrinated kids into thinking that all tory supporters are evil racist toffs, and all labour supporters are well-meaning intelligent thoughtful people working for the good of humanity.
The teachers *never* delve into things deep enough for the truth to come out, because when you know all the facts then the left-wing agenda which the teachers all cling-to will be shown as a completely nonsensical ultimately destructive ideology.
Go to private/public school and it’s a whole different ball game. They’ll show you both sides of the coin. Some kids from private school cling to the left-wing ideology because they’re too stubborn to admit the truths they’re being told, but usually they come-round after a few years of work in the real world and after their brain has had a few years to process the logic.
Informed rational argument in the state system simply does not happen. The teachers won’t allow it because then all the kids will realise how fucking stupid and selfish their teachers are.
I remember when I was at school and the leftie english teacher telling us that the Guardian was the only fair, unbiased newspaper, and that the tories were all right wing nazis….marxists are naturally attracted to teaching, it gives them a platform to not only air their views, but to shape the views of others. Brainwashing, by any other name. Impossible trying to flush them out, the whole education system is infested with them.
Getting the state out of education provision should be a priority for any real conservative…
Ask Dave about this and watch the Tumbleweed.
Those who can……do.
Those who can’t…..teach.
those who cannot teach, lecture
Those who cant teach or lecture become Education Minister !
This is one of the reasons you should always/regularly speak to your kids about what they’re learning at school, and never be afraid to contradict what their teacher is telling them if you know it to be false or unbalanced.
Teach your kids the truth, and if they’re being taught twisted lies by their school (or given totally unbalanced arguments) then set your own kids straight at home, and then talk to the headteacher and tell them to get the teacher to tell the whole class the full truth.
Perhaps more young people are sensitive to racism.
African Carribean people are opposed to uncontrolled immigration.
Racism is wrong.
Some politicians pander to racist attitudes.
Thousands of Jews died in the Second World War because of racism.
Jews who were trying to escape Nazi Germany were not allowed to enter the UK.
They were not allowed to enter the UK because of racism, they were asylum seekers.
Stranger danger.
new labour were found guilty of breaking the 1972 race relations act.
new labour are racists.
This is Private Parts, firing blanks on behalf of the Labour Marxist Spies party.
A long Christmas service from Guido. Labour have politicised everything, also in addition to the stuff your children are being fed about the goodies and the baddies, the EEC have been putting money into education in schools about Climate Change, don’t think for yourselves just accept the mantra and thanks to Gordon & Co your daughter will find herself living in a Country with massive debt for decades, If she aspires to getting a good further education from a University place she will go away with another £20,000 minus balance before she starts, these socialists are wonderful.
Yup. I struggle with my 11 year old. He’s an extremely bright lad and is deeply troubled by the radically different messages he gets at home and at school.
There should be no surprises here. The marxist strategy suggested by Gramsci discusses the conservative (small C) role played by institutions such as schools, and the media, and how infiltration over generations will be required to turn these bodies around. Education is a key battleground – the media controls the narrative of the present day, the schools seek to control the narrative of the past. Once you have control of these, you control the narrative yet to come.
There *are* some good, non-political teachers. I fear they are in a minority.
Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past.
G Orwell 1984.
A lie told often enough becomes the truth, Joseph Stalin.
Give me the boy till seven and I will give you the man. _ the Jesuits.
OS X rock solid, highly integrated software that just works. …
O/T, out of curiosity, is it mere coincidence that the Spanish have this big lottery called El Gordo ? Could that be where a big chunk of our stolen money has gone ?
our stolen money is all over the fucking place
There is a slight difference in the translation though. In Spanish, El Gordo means “the big one”. In English, Gordo means total and utter fucking disaster.
I thought the Spanish called it the Fat One.
“The Fat One”.
Pukka.
…when you state ‘pies’, is Rosie Winterton involved?
Gordo was one of the first monkeys in space though he was no the one to comeback super-intelligent in The Simpsons.
It’s McDoom all right; the Spanish Lottery are onto it (from their website):
“elGordo.com would like to inform the general public that a number of groups of criminals, of various nationalities, are using the prestige and the commercial names of the Spanish Lottery by fraudulent means in several countries. They move with ease around the whole world and use mobile telephones, PO boxes, provisional or false addresses as names that bring to mind prestigious institutions (“el Gordo”, la Primitiva”, “European Lottery Commission”, The Labour Party, Copenhagen Summit etc.) They also forge the printed sheets and signatures of various banks.
In order to carry out the fraud, the procedure that is generally followed consists of informing the potential victim that they have been the lucky winner of a substantial improvement in public services although they cannot collect this prize until they have paid an extraordinary amount going towards the taxes, bank costs, delivery costs or MP’s expenses, etc. Usually, the fraudster warns their potential victim that the deadline to pay these charges is very soon and that their right to collect the prize is about to expire due to Global Climate Change. “
Mc Doom should know as he was the instigator of the biggest Pyramid/Ponzi scam in history.. the Banks, but not content with that he has now moved on to his next project….send us some more money for soot-juggling (Copenhagen), blimey it seems people are still falling for the Nigerian e-mail.
So that’s how the Labour Party is raising money to pay its debts!
The tax take has gone down because breathless Brown has mounted the private sector from behind and and has buggered it like a viagra filled baboon.
See if you can read this without laughing/crying/wanting to commit murder:-
http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/johann-hari/johann-hari-after-the-catastrophe-in-copenhagen-its-up-to-us-1846366.html
Hari is a massive c*nt.
More so than Macintyre.
He’s a notorious little cock sucker. He looks like the sort of bloke who has a handshake like a discarded tampon.
Fine so let the lefties all demonstrate THEIR resolve by a mass burning of their fucking passports so that they won’t be putting any more CO2 into the atmosphere.
Look, we have just had 6″ of fresh snow.
It is currently -2 degrees (last night -7)
Global warming would be good for me…grow more food, reduce energy demand, put the roof down on my car and enjoy the improved weather, use my smimming pool more frequently.
Would be good for the other parts of the world. Himalayas melting means plenty fresh water for millions, sorry billions – provided dead bodies and Bhopal fall out don’t pollute. All that fresh water will help irrigate millions of acres for growing more food for the ever expanding population.
Would be good for comapnies as the retreating glaciers will expose potential mineral wealth deposits for all of us to enjoy in Greenland and potential oil deposits in Antartica.
Seems there are a lot of positives.
Has anyone taped Broon’s car crash interview from this morning on youtube. PB regulars feel it needs a wider audience.
Can’t see any Gordon Brown videos on Youtube that are less than four days old. When and where was the video that you saw recorded? (And what was the subject matter?)
Get another laptop?
This guy and his mates are in the running for arrogant spotty little tits of 2010
What a wanker !
Some adults should be sterilised, starting with that brat’s parents.
That’s the middle classes for you.
“Hitler Youth” is wrong, these are more Stalin(death toll 50 million) youth than Hitler (Death Toll 20 Million) youth.
The difference is “Inter” at the front of National Socialism.
Clearly the spotty little tit is claiming every benefit available and his parents ought to be ashamed, bring him home and tell him to get a job and charge the pillock rent.
Oh well clogs to clogs
good post tat and very true, reguarding the pleb plastic middleclass socialists and communists, however it does have an agenda only not one that will square with the socialists as you say.
At it’s core are the super rich elite bankers and their royal backers and they seek perpetual power through TOTAL control.
The usful idiots from the left think they are ushering in global equality, however all they are ushering in is a totalitarian elite who will wish to bring the masses to their knees and the masses that are surplus or contrary to their needs will be destroyed.
At first the masses must be dumbed down then terrorised, all meaningfull democracy and accountability must be eradicated, once achieved simply speaking the truth will warrant a death sentence.
The middleclass communists will be the first to be destroyed as they will be the most outspoken as their dreams collapse before their very eyes, rather than equality they will see brutality. rather than freedom they will see slavery, no longer will they be able to hide in suburbia living in a marxist fantasy land, as far removed from marxism as is possible.
They will soon experience the desparation and destruction these very people put the working classes through over the last few decades as they played out their brainwashed roles of the usefull idiots to the super rich ogliarcs.
but it will not last, it is an unatural state and will collapse sooner or later, but how many will die this time? how many will have to suffer now outside of the working classes that have been suffering for years thanks to the middle class plastic marxists? how many more wars will the people be conscripted to fight, russia and then china?
would that not please them in their desire to rid the plkanet of 90% of the population, would that not please them in their global imperialistic agenda!
They will eventually destroy themselfs through in fighting and propaganda has a limited shelf life, just like all past totalitarian regimes it will fall and it will have achieved what the soviet model achieved for humanity – nothing.
BoE claims that if banks were to move abroad because they do not like the bonus supertax then it may well be a “price worth paying”!!!
Also one or two banks (maybe Northern Crock and HBOS) should have been allowed to go to the wall. A bit of “moral hazard” is required.
If the banks had paid 20% less in paying salaries and dividends they would have saved £75 billion which kind of covers the amount we spent to bail them out.
“…ever since Microsoft insisted on an urgent security update to Windows XP.”
I switched off these so-called secuirty upades years ago – f**King sh*t on a stick.
However, I do now use the latest update from the Zanucons:
Blair2.0.exe (updates next GE)
I promise we will not install any thrid party software….
Blunt end of the compass needle I may be, but I’m not having men lust after me
Where’s my burka?
Men! – Uggh!! – their hands go everywhere, – and they only want one thing from a girl!
Now Sylvio, – he’s diff. He’s such a love. And gets on well with Tone.
Hee knos how to treat a girl proper like!
SKRUUUURRWKK!!! PRETTYPOL… (retch) (cough) URQ!!
Typical of taT, never cleans anything. Loves living is squalor. No doubt you have 4″of shit at the bottom of your cage. No wonder TaT is insane. He must be inhaling a paraffin/birdshit combo.
So there will be 3 dabates with the main party leaders, one on BBC, one ITV, one Sky.
They will last an HOUR AND A HALF. Well let’s hope there’s something on another channel.
A true BOREFEST.
Erm ‘debates’. Sorry, I’m using a Mac at the moment…
They should let us have a tv vote on the best performance, they can each have a little blub give us a little hard luck story.
Brown will probably win though having the Hex factor.
They should let us have a tv vote on the best performance, they can each have a little blub give us a hard luck story.
Brown will probably win though having the Hex factor
…not if GF has live chat on.
Why not include some minority parties, such as UKIP for instance?
If you look at the last elections it’s
Conservative
LibDums
UKIP
Labour are the minority party.
Prediction: Bog Brush Clegg will wipe the floor with Broon & Lord Snooty in the TV debates & pick up shit loads of votes. Equal platform = massive upside for the Liberals. There will be a massive shift at the last minute.
David Lammy hasn’t been invited.
Muffin the Mule – is that legal, now?
Except Clegg is about as interesting and charismatic as a bowl of stale offal juice, and the lib dums as wet as a rainy day in blackpool. No amount of telly can change that.
Clegg always appears out of his depth, Cameron will walk all over these two, imho.
Any news of Farage and Griffin joining the fun?
Hello pigeons! Result for the smaller parties! They’ll kick up so much fuss if they don’t get on these debates that they’ll do better out of them than the LibLabCon dictatorship. Miaoooow! Hisssssss!
I may be a simple housewife (who maybe has a small crush on a certain Scottish hunk) but wouldn’t it be simpler if we all worked together in the public sector and taxed the greedy bankers and businessmen 90%
Yeah, then we could get on with selling what’s left of Britain, and just import lots of stuff with the proceeds. Why bother with the wealth creating private sector and exports? It only complicates things.
Why not just tax the public sector 100%? Then share it amongst yourselves?
No just axe the public sector!!
How many quango’s with directors earning £5K per day and Local Govt diversity officers , earning £30Kplus, do we need?!
I’m saying the public (extortion funded) sector should simply be funded by taxing itself.
Us in the reciprocal benefit sector would then not have to pay for these “servants”.
We are becoming like Mark Twain’s imaginary village, where they made their lving taking in each other’s washing.
“In the beginning, God made idiots. Then he made thieves and liars. That was for practice. Then he made politicians.”
You are a simple housewife
Average pay has been rising at 4% during the Labour years, with growth at only 2%. This means that your average husband has been borrowing 2% each year to keep you in the style to which you have become accustomed.
In the public sector, pay has risen faster faster than in the private sector. Manufacturing has been decimated, not because we cannot make a product at the right price, but because employment taxes have risen every year since Blair’s babes came to power, and your clever Scottish bankers made it more profitable to build flats on demolished factories, than to actually make things. I guess I’m wasting my time to say this was all done using Mickey-Mouse Money which your children will have to earn.
In the public sector, it matters not that the employer pays 11% Employer’s National Insurance Surcharge for the privilege of employing your husband – the money goes back to Government to be spent by Government.
But in the private sector, this increases the labour cost in a product by 11% (soon to be 12%, thanks to the latest Pre-Budget Statement).
If the Government destroys our wealth at the rate of 2% per year, it takes 50 years to bust the country, so the current bunch of idiots know they will be long gone before the country pays the price.
There are only 4 things which create wealth: farming, mining/oil extraction, manufacturing and innovation.
Ask yourself: what has the Government done for the wealth creators
(NB bankers merely play with or destroy wealth, they cannot create it without violating the laws of double-entry book-keeping)
There is only one thing that creates growth.
Productivity improvement.
The simplest and easiest way to do this is comparative advantage, which is why the tax on transfers is so pernicious.
Good post. And the marxists in NuLabour want to destroy wealth creation because wealth = power, education, innovation and free thought. Far better to have an electorate beholden to the state for handouts…..droids who do as they are told for their weekly ration of Sky +, fags and pizza. All they need to be taught is how to fill out their postal voting form…
> NB bankers merely play with or destroy wealth, they cannot create it without violating the laws of double-entry book-keeping
This is actually wrong. Bankers allocate Debt to the best use of it. i.e. they prevent loans to net losses (in a regulatory environment that doesn’t encourage debt for consumption). In this way bankers are a strong part of the growth of the economy.
Debt used to increase productivity (e.g. borrowing for a useful education) is growth positive.
Debt used to increase consumption is not (over long term).
I rest my case: bankers merely play with wealth already created
Perhaps I got that wrong. Are you actually saying that bankers can create wealth by violating the laws of double-entry book-keeping???
I’m saying that without banks we’d have much less growth.
The currency regulator needs to make sure that there isn’t a vast increase in credit and it isn’t being used for consumption. It does this by raising reserves when excess credit debit pairs are being created.
No mate, you raise interest rates when excessive debit-credit pairs exist, supply and demand and all that
You are living a fiscal-stalinist-dream land
Ask yourself: base rate at 0.5%, interbank rate at 3.5%? 3% to the exchequer you numpty
What bank can lend to business at a viable rate with 3% being taxed away?
The interbank rate is the rate banks lend to each other, not the exchequer.
I think it’s you that is the numpty.
Reserve Requirements control the volume of credit, interest rates control demand for credit.
In the midst of this cold and gloomy time, when the Whole World looks with longing and desire for times beyond Gorgon, I just want to bring you this msg. of HOPE !
Namely, – just wait ‘til us Boring_Liar Wimmin is i/c.
Then life – but not as you know it – will take off.
Hippity-Hop!
http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/article/2009/dec/18/politifact-lie-year-death-panels/
But you know different, don’t you, Guido?
Truth of the Year from Palin.
http://nationaldeathservice.blogspot.com/
NHS = Death Panel ^2.
“Truth of the Year from Palin.”
Aaaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
ROFL!!
You fucking witless cretin.
I’m actually embarrassed for you.
Piss off to America if you like their shit-for-brains Politicians and Health ‘Care’ so much you twat.
It’s dickheads like you that would have voted for Bush if you could.
You’re THAT stupid.
When you have a relative killed by poor healthcare, then you can come out with stupid reactionary statements.
Until then,
Fuck off!
I don’t like the current shit for Brains POTUS.
I’ll wait until it’s clear that the state won’t be involved in treatment rationing before I emigrate to the States.
http://www.commentarymagazine.com/blogs/index.php/richman/202451
In today’s Rasmussen presidential poll, only 26 percent of the nation’s voters strongly approve of Barack Obama’s performance as president, while 43 percent strongly disapprove — giving him a Presidential Approval Index rating, a sum calculated by subtracting the number of strong disapprovals from the number of strong approvals, of negative 17. His overall disapproval rating is 53 percent (it has been 50 percent or more for over a month). But it is the extraordinarily high proportion of those who strongly disapprove that bears noting.
In January, George W. Bush left office with a “Strongly Disapprove” rating of … 43 percent. It took Bush eight years to achieve that level of strong disapproval, despite how the mainstream media pummeled him for years. Obama has reached that level in 11 months, despite a media that for months could not use his name in a sentence without also adding “Lincoln” and “FDR.”
To appreciate the magnitude of Obama’s ratings fall, consider that after his first full day in office, his presidential index was positive 30. Today’s index of negative 17 reflects a swing of 47 points in less than a year.
We already have this here with the NHS don’t we? Elderly left without care in hospital – refused treatment under NICE. Post code lottery for cancer care……
Now that the 3 main party leaders (laugh, I nearly cried) have signed up to Sky TVs offer of debates during the election can Sky do the decent thing and allow each of us the opportunity to pass our verdict.
By this I mean provide each one of us with a push button computerised link, attached to each cretin, I mean leader, so that we can inject increasingly lethal doses of electrical energy into their bodies. Maybe first past the post in this instance could mean first one dead is eliminated … and so on until only one remains. If that happens to be Brown then we have the right to burn him anyway.
What do you say ??
Works for me.
Sky now claims they’ve secured the Big Debate between Nu Labour, the Nu Conservatives and the LibDems.
That’ll make riveting TV for us, then.
Any chance of screening it on C*****mas Day? It’ll be like one single badly deformed Turkey with three mis-shapen heads all clucking the same crap at the same time. Perhaps they can persuade the fucking Queen to share the same platform and graft her useless neck onto this gross deformity for good measure.
Thank God for DVDs!
I don’t subscribe to Sky (and have no working Freeview box atm). Like, I suspect, millions of other UK tv users. How is Sky going to distribute the third debate (and receive broadcast fees for the embedded adverts for pizzas)?
Are all three broadcasts going to be shown simultaneously on all of the terrestrial relevant channels ( – i.e. Sky’s broadcast could also be watched on BBC/ITV)? Or will we have to make do with whatever internet content is released by Sky?
UPDATE – according to http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Politics/Leaders-Debates-Go-Ahead-On-Sky-News-ITV-And-The-BBC/Article/200912315505945?lpos=Politics_Carousel_Region_1&lid=ARTICLE_15505945_Leaders_Debates_Go_Ahead_On_Sky_News%2C_ITV_And_The_BBC
“The BBC and Sky will make their programmes available to other broadcasters simultaneously while ITV will make theirs available immediately after transmission.”
Did taxpayers foot the bill for the retarded perverted c’unt Prescott, to go to Copenhagen to wee up Al Gore’s gay arse?
It’s insane that decent people are paying for the Nazi filth in parliament to go on gay holidays.
We need a revolution in Britain, and during that, we need to burn all politicians and all their evil extended family down to the degree of 5% genetic code.
Burn the dirty lying thieving perverted Nazi filth.
Why not say what you really think? We won’t be offended.
Thunderous applause!
Give this person the PMship!
bet ur just a bleedin heart liberal at heart
GORDON’S LARGE PRINT GAFFE
Gordon goes into shop. He goes to a bloke at the computer and asks if they have any large print Books for sale. The bloke not looking up suggests he would better go across the road to SpecSavers and watch out for large lorries and flying bricks. Very annoyed at the reply Gordon complains: “Do you realise who I am?” . Yes, says the assistant you’re that fat half-blind fart who refuses to answer any question put to him. “Well”, says Gordon in exasperation, “give me one reason why I should not go to your manager and have you dismissed this instant” “Well, my chubby bag of fried maggots” replies the bloke “I can name two reasons: first I do not work here – and secondly you have entered the Job Centre by mistake!”
19th October, 2009:
“The UK faces a “catastrophe” of floods, droughts and killer heatwaves if world leaders fail to agree a deal on climate change, the prime minister has warned.
“Gordon Brown said negotiators had 50 days to save the world from global warming and break the “impasse”.”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8313672.stm
World leaders DID fail to agree a deal on climate change, so can any
journalist please now get that snot-eating fool our Prime Minister to tell us exactly when we can expect these ‘floods, droughts and killer heatwaves’ and in what order they will come?
No 10 is in talks with God to pencil in some catastrophe dates
Well we had -8 here this morning, we’ve got a foot of ‘warm’ snow and more blizzards forecast for tonight. What more d’you want?
gordon will spin it’s all part and parcel of ‘our’ manmade global warming problems and extreme weather fronts etc.
I dont know why Gordon is so disliked, he seems to have sorted Global Warming where i live already.
fuck sake nell, how stupid are you ?
do you have your home address pinned to your coat in case you get lost?
jawdropping
?
Troll on a wind up mission Nell, ignore!
Dear Nell,
It doesn’t seem like you got too far with Maths and Physics at school so for a start please can you go away and find out about latent and specific heats of H2O and also see if you can solve simple linear equations.
When you’ve done then we can move on to Lesson 2, until then please realise your pubspeak reviews are pretty pathetic.
BTW are you making copies of this stuff to hand your grandchildren I’m sure it will be of solace to them in 60 years’ time to see how cavalier you were with their futures.
As mentioned before your approach is identical to that of Gordon Brown, with a general attitude of ‘Bugger the future, I won’t be there’.
Shouldn’t you be in church or something?
Y’know, praying for the sins of skeptics or deniers, and the people who don’t give a fuck.
Do you wear a silly hat?
I know we can do a simple experiment using some used water bottles to show that Co2 laden air heats up quicker than normal and standard air. It may well do.
No-one was allowed to establish what the parts per million were in the said experiment.
Because our Atmosphere is exactly like a used water Container, and the ‘Greenhouse’ effect is equally as accurate because our Planet has a glass ceiling, which traps any heat exchange with SPACE and the void. For those Cosmic science fans amongst us, please re-iterate for the dummies who are freaked by the Alarmist claptrap, what the temperature is at the edge of our Atmosphere where it changes into a relative vacuum. Quite cold or very cold? These Alarmist wankers are really starting to grate. They think we are stupid. As for the useless tosspot suggesting that this is just a clod snap right now, let’s see what has happened by the end of february. I predict a savagely cold winter. Not a mild one like the Met Office has predicted under threats from NuLabour bullies.
C.eng is your degree in Duplo by Lego construction? Tosser.
I can grind any organ and, if I can cum backwards, anyone can.
Brown; You’re a c’unt, and so is he.
Cameron; No. You’re a c’unt, but i agree that he is.
Clegg; You’re both c’unts.
Is there a collective noun for the above.
I suggest a parliament
Only one possible
A ‘hoon’ of Cnuts
Neither is al megrahi!!!
From Sky, quoting Gordon:
“One of the frustrations for me was the lack of a global body with the sole responsibility for environmental stewardship.
“I believe that in 2010 we will need to look at reforming our international institutions to meet the common challenges we face as a global community.”
Treason.
Maybe. But what he’s saying is that there needs to be an international body responsible for policing his over-zealous view of man-made climate change.
Anybody else sense that gordon is grafting away to make himself a new niche in the world when he loses the next election.
He wants to be the first ceo of an international monitoring ‘manmade’ climate change authority!!!
Like tone , he needs a means to make loadsamoney!!!
What’s he going to do? Send a load of wardens with monitors off around the world and slap fines of Chinese and Indian power stations.
Point is how much is he going to persuade the Eu to pay him from taxpayers money to do this worthless job !!!!
You can bet it won’t be cheap. He wants a means, after he ‘s kicked at the next GE, to equal the earning power of his mate bliar!!!
From what I recollect McCanute has never shown that much interest in the climate until now or not so that you would ever have noticed. I dont remember any major speeches on the subject even when he became the Prime Mincer.
Gives validity to Anons point that when the music stops McCanute only wants to ensure he has a chair to sit down on and its padded with lots of money (mainly our money). I still have a feeling having saved the world he after an IMF role or even some European financial think tank type regulator role. We will see.
Dud: “So there’s gonna be a General Election Leaders Debate on the telly”?
Pete: “Yep”!
Dud: “Who’s gonna host ‘em”?
Pete: “Adam Boulton for Sky and David Dimbleby for the Beeb…”
Dud: “Who’s hosting ITV’s debate”?
Pete: “Alistair Stewart”
Dud: “Ha ha, ho ho, he he. Oh stop it ha ha ha”
Well I need a few friends on the inside should I ever be caught and sent down
Talk of Mandyslime wanting to stand for Mayor of London (not Lord Mayor although if elected would be a Lord Lord Mayor) as his alleged grandfather was Chairman LCC in the Thirties.
Don’t see it myself: no motorcade, no company Quattroporte, no mortgage or housing allowance, no clothing allowance, just the Mayoral Chain (useful for s&m?) Do you see him with his Oyster Card travelling with us proles on the Tube and new Routemansters?
Do we really think the people of london are going to vote for mandyslime??!!
The only people who believe that are the labour hardliners and they are rather in a minority at the moment!!!!
Got a perfectly good witty, charming and intelligent Mayor of London right now. Who would swap him for a clapped out wrinkly old slapper like Mandy?
brown will find someway to rig this cos the smelly git never enters a fair fight.
As soon as Brown visited the latest Glasgow bye election, we knew Labour had it in the bag. Not even any need for a fucking count.
The sight of the most desperate Prime Minister ever spouting guff on a huge scale while sitting in a cupboard with the caption “LIVE FROM KIRKCALDY” defied all satire; it was Kissinger winning the Nobel Peace Prize death of satire stuff, and the speak- your- weight- machine that is Ed Miliband extracting freezing cold applause from the “activists” in the hall warmed me up no end.
Why is it that pictures of gordon increasingly remind me of a desperate Nixon grasping at straws !!!
That’s all a bit unfair. On Richard Nixon.
At least he won elections.
Yes sorry!! He did!!
But ultimately like brown he failed, told lies! and tried to manipulate truth!!
Nixon didn’t have to pay any of his expenses back
and he didnt fall out with the Chineese, quite the contray in fact.
There is an old ‘Monty Python’ line dating back to the period when Nixon was still in power that goes like this – ”Nixon has had a arsehole transplant the arsehole rejected him” – fast forward 30 years Brown has had a arsehole transplant the…………………….
surgeon confused his face with his buttocks
Bigsy baby, how ‘ya doin !
Don’t insult Nixon by comparing him to that idiot Brown
Very true at least Nixon a bit of charisma
Paddy went to the doctor and says “I’ve started taking steroids and I think I’m growing another cock.”
“Anabolic?” asked the doctor. “No just a cock” replied Paddy.
Looks like this blog has found another prick.
Lucky for us that you turned up.
Ooh ‘ello, three in a row.
Brown is, and has always been,utterly hopeless. Why anyone thought he was anything other than a mediocre,plodding,not very bright, product of the Scottish Labour machine is beyond me.
He’s nowhere near as interesting a character as Nixon.
Just lost a large filling from a tooth (true) must be a really old one as it looks like gold, maybe I should get in touch with the firm that advertises on the tv and bag it up for an estimate, ring any bells Gordon?
He would have got a lot more money for our gold than the used bus tickets he got when the twat sold it!
Nope! No bells here.
This is the top of the market you understand I only sell when the arse drops out of it and announce it months in advance to make absolutely sure of a really shit price.
In that case can I buy the TOTE please? and can I pay it on the never never just like the Banks?
Selling gold when it was almost worthless was the right thing to do. So was turning the best pension industry in the world into a shambles. I was merely getting on with the job of wrecking this country. It is a job I continue to be proud to do.
Who needs a pension anyway, I’m glad the one that I have put money into since I was a lad is worth sweat fanny adams because I can’t retire until I’m at least 108 years old because Nu Lab have told me that I can’t. But I have a little nest egg put aside, I have 4 complete books of green sheild stamps under my matress and intend to cash them in when the time is right……….
As a Scot myself I can assure you all that Brown is a typical product of the Scottish Labour ” cronies R us” machine.
You are forgiven. Brown could have happened anywhere.
Shit happens, eh ?
You mean thick as fucking pig shit & without enough sense to even dress himself?
“Thick as fucking pigshit”
Doesn’t seem to have stopped him rising to the pinnacle of British public office.
Who is as thick as fucking pigshit? Him, or the British for allowing it to happen?
I blame Brown for the economic meltdown and Blair for most other things. Blair is a very shrewd operator and say what you like he has played Brown for the patsy. Does the cap not sit very well on Brown’s head and shows he is not even any good when it comes to politics.
Maybe this a way to hold MPs to account.
http://www.democracyclub.org.uk/
Don’t complain and whine do something useful.
But you’re fighting against all those fuckwits that will continue to vote for the three thieving bastard, EU cocksucking, bilderburg attending agents of the NWO.
Rothschild, Deripasksa, Mandelson and Osborne. Four men in a boat deciding your future.
FIRE TORPEDOES !
Each one of them has only One vote, like You – nobody voted Mandy in, only Gordon.
If everyone used their vote instead of leaving it to someone else none of them would be in power – about 25% voted Labour, 75% didn’t bother or voted against.
That’s our Democracy – hopefully with Blair, Brown and their gang’s performance over the last 12 years this time more “none voters” will take notice of what their complacency has done for the country.
Although you may be in difficulty if you hold your breath for too long.
So what percentage didn’t vote Conservative?
Yes folks believe it or not Mr Prescott is now an expert on climate change, the environment and everything, laugh?, thought I’d never start.
he really is a grade 1 Hunt!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1237243/Couldnt-pose-nurses-Alistair.html
He’s a grade 1 Hunt with a property portfolio, A HoC pension and future secured on your taxes.
What does that make you?
angry!
aye – he’s a Hunt, but he’s not a stupid Hunt. The underclass that voted his likes in; now they’re the stupid Hunts.
The Underclass? Do you mean all those Guardian reading professional types?
The real underclass don’t vote. Another typical tory misconception. But don’t let your snobbery get in the way of a self satisfying post.
Shut the fuck up tat you boring, boring fucker. It’s run it’s course. Time to call to it a day.
Ps. Not new lab nor tory. Nor a nonce, ponce, paedo or whatever else u might dream up in that little mind of yours.
I got my missus a bag and a belt for Christmas. I can’t understand why she is so pissed off…. Well at least the vacuum cleaner is working now..
His policies are shit but his jokes are electable.
Keep ‘em coming son.
Is it just a coincidence that the chairman of Eurostar, when pressed on the issue of should he resign, insists that he’s “Getting on with the job”?
How long will that take, what do they call it when you cant shit?
It’s constipation
That’s the name of the game
In Gordie’s commie nation
No chump takes the blame
One little red under the bed
Starts on the demolition
Just shut your eyes and swallow the lies
Assume the globalist position
Ah’m tha’ man for tha’ future ye ken
Cos nuth’ns ma’ fult ye un’stn
And ah sav’d tha wuld.
Do you have any comprehention of the cock you seem to be, tat?
Took your advice, Fawkes, and now I’m shitfaced (again). Cheers!
Eat, drink and be merry.
Oh, and vote conservative for a piss up in the brewery.
OK Men! You know what to do!
We want 10,000 comments here by Xmas day.
Otherwise Gaydo will have to get some professional window cleaners.
Let’s go!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/6858412/Migrants-joined-GP-practices-every-minute.html
Things can only get………… worse!!
Lembit Opic the Lib Dem is alleged to have pocketed over 111 grand has the queerest name this side of Hackney Marshes.
If you rearrange the letters of his name you can get various things.
Since he has always appeared a limp wristed liberal “give all away”, pointed chinned twat the best anagram so far is:
“Bit come-pil” or how about “Bet I’m piloc”
At this time of extreme cold and snow, as winter in the cooling cycle starts to bite and you have to swallow the massive energy bills made bigger by the global warming taxes spare a thought for those who cannot afford to heat their homes, the homeless and the poorest.
Ask yourself why the government has raised billions and wasted billions and plans to raise and waste many more billions on a discredited and failed global warming theory, ask yourself why the newlabour regime with the full support of the Tory opposition fell in love with the AGW theory.
Ask yourself why the met office is so wrong so often about even short term weather forecasts while it spends millions on a super computer and claims it can predict the weather and climate decades into the future with stunning accuracy.
The met office supplies weather and climate data to local and national government and they use this to plan for weather emergencies, why then did the met office get it so wrong? The met office has been corrupted and perverted to support the fraudulent global warming narrative, they use a fabricated and rigged computer model to show global warming and they use this to predict the short term weather and long term climate. The model is built to lie so the forecasts are always wrong, they cannot now tell the truth about the weather because that would invalidate the global warming narrative.
The actual real weather is exposing the corrupted met office for the stooge bought off liars they are, at some point the met office will have to explain why their multi million pound computer got it so wrong and the answer will spell the end for the AGW fraud, the met office programmed their computer with fabricated data to support a fabricated false global warming theory.
The met office stooges are in fact directly responsible for the deaths of many people, they could have told the truth about the cooling cycle and the harsh winter that now engulfs us but they chose to lie and cheat and peddle faked forecasts and that has cost lives and will cost many more before winter ends, the met office is guilty of corporate manslaughter.
Can you imagine how the people who work at the met office can now live with themselves knowing that their lying and cheating has cost hundreds if not thousands of lives? How can they live with the guilt and knowledge that they could have exposed the fraud but chose not to?
oh i’m not worried dear
i got my £10 christmas bonus last week from the government
just exactly is that worth now, given that it has been £10 for 30 years?
Global Warming – Bollocks !!
Gooood murrening!
Whats more puzzling is that it was left to the Ruskies to tell us the truth.
At the beginning of this month the Met Office forecast a wet month and no chance of a White Christmas.
Nuff Said
The Met Office is also the group that confirmed that the cold winter snaps do NOT result in “no wind” situations. This of course never happens! The turbine above us is rotating but it is not generating power. There just is not enough wind.
The ice shards are becoming a real hazard.
There should be a complete ban on turbines in built up areas. What would happen if one burnt!
http://www.blot-online.org/images/stories/uelzen%20turbine.pdf
It’s probably drawing power from the grid to keep turning. They do this because they will seize up if they don’t keep turning.
It can be even more fun if one overspeeds. Dramatic catastrophic failure.
Yes you could get blade salad,or does that only apply to closed turbines.
Well written. Well thought out. I will be talking to Lawyers after the break about this. With a bit of luck the Russians will hack mail accounts of the Met Office and prove the case for Corporate Manslaughter. So that will be Nu Labour, The MO, and the BBC. Excellent.
I Notice Lembit Opic the Lib Dem Estonian/Northern Irish MP has been making allegedly more pocket money than DeLorean on flat rentals, which could be as much as 111 thousand “poinds” in decimal currency (though plenty less in binary ha ha !).
If you rearrange the letters of his name you can get various things.
Since he has always appeared slightly limp wristed “give away another country’s gifts”, pointy chinned anorexic the best anagrams I’ve so far “foiund” are:
Bet I’m piloc
I’m Lib PC toe
Bit come-pil
Come bit lip
bol-pic time
e-topic climb
Mandelson wants to do more damage, Brown to clunk through live debate, more names for Brown’s Wall of Shame, Bercow torn to pieces, Labour hates home owners, loves criminals
By the way, Guido, as much of what Private Eye publishes has been ‘borrowed’ from Blogs like yours, in a very real sense, Private Eye is already published free on the Internet.
If you believe PE reprints stuff from blogs then show the proof. Or do one.
The high-handedness of Fawkes in his description of PE isn’t particularly clever. The mag covers a far wider range of topics than this place can ever hope to achieve, the standard of writing is far better, and the jokes are funny. Fawkes, the cartoons you publish are as unfunny as Brant and remain corpsed.
This so-called laptop problem – which sounds suspiciously like you’re on a festive binge but couldn’t be bothered to just tell everyone – rather blew a hole in your trumpeting of blogs being faster to the news than other media. In fact, if you don’t pull yourself together your proud swellings of a readership audience will soon turn into something rather more flaccid. Web user are a fickle breed Fawkes, and the biggest sin is to ignore them.
How about
To PC Blimie
I’d be more impressed by your anagrams if they were in fact anagrams of his correctly-spelt name. (Hint: Opik.)
(Actually it’s Öpik but you’ll presumably be confused by diacritics.)
So where can Dave get some Policies in time for 3 hour and a half debates ?
Maybe Michael Howard or Ian Duncan Smith left some lying around ?
And yes, Brown will be shit, but if Dave is even worse then it’s definitely going to get noticed. PMQ’s only gets watched by a politically obsessed few.
The Debates will be watched by Millions of voters.
Davis Cameron will perform well. Clegg will try the head tossing ‘syntho-rage’ ™ act whilst Brown might perform well, depending on what medical help he is on. Of course, a few well-chosen barbs from the other two could bring the weird jaw clunking horror back in all its horrible glory.
But first! look for legal challenges from minor parties to the whole debate thing.
Brown agreeing to the debates just goes to show how desperate Nulabour sees things at the moment. It is an astonishing decision given that Brown is a train crash waiting to happen. Nulabour strategists see it as a no lose situation given the polls etc. IMHO they are wrong the debates will show Brown for what he really is a complete and utter Tosser. The debates will not only seal it for the other parties but will see Nulabour lose seats it never dreamed possible roll on ASAP the GE. For all other parties please note the No. 1 seat Sion Simon’s this low life needs to be retired from politics forever.
Compassionate Conservatism in practice
BBC News – “Thousands trapped in cars overnight after snow brought roads to standstill.”
With it being Christmas, I did my bit to help by walking along the lines of traffic giving out Cup-a-Soups.
I charged the stupid Hunts a tenner for the hot water though…
You should have told them i have no water
you’ll have to “Knorr “on that !
Labour’s response? Ignore them, then send them a bill for what they didn’t do! New Labour. No help.
Labour provided us with
No Snow-Ploughs
No Road Salt
Massive Road tax to fund the above.
Massive Petrol tax to fund the above
Politicised Met Office to pretend the nasty winter was mild.
Champagne (socialists) all round!
Back to Pale Ale after the GE.
Good Morning
I have just been to the toilet and had a Joe McElderry. Or, as I like to call it, a Christmas No. 2.
Good ole Joe McDowdy isnt he a fucking yawn he has’nt got the X factoer but he has charisntma in spades
3 women, 1 engaged, 1 a mistress and 1 married decide to treat their men by wearing black leather bras, black stilleto heels and a leather face mask. The next day they all tell each other how it went the night before. The engaged woman said that she had sex all night, the mistress said she had wild, crazy sex all night long. The married woman sighed and said that her husband came home and when he saw her said “whats for fuckin tea batman?”
I planted a shit load of flowers in my garden yesterday
Got up this morning and this fucking global warming has killed the lot !
Two Queer Cowboys : YUP? YEP!
A blonde bird rings the fire brigade.
She says, “my house is on fire.”
They say, “how do we get there?”
She says, “in the big red truck.”
Still just warming up, I see.
Bloke runs in to the house
Pack your bags ive won the lotter
Wife where we going? Where we going ?
Pack yer bags and “Fuck Off “
Telling gags is so much better than politics.
Why won’t Gordon Brown join in the fun??
A bloke dies whilst shagging his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, “Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?” The wife replies, “Cut it off and shove it up his arse!” The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, “It fucking hurts doesn’t it!”
They’re called ‘gags’ ‘cos most of us are fucking gagging presumably.
It may have escaped everyone’s attention I am a total Hoon acting on behalf of well-connected Hoons in the City & Brussels
A BA 747 pilot had waited for take off clearance for 45 minutes. A German 737 was cleared immediately. The BA pilot asked the tower why the German aircraft had been given clearance at once. Before the tower could reply, the German pilot came back with, “Because I got up very early in the morning and put a towel on the runway!”.
It seems that Sarah Brown is just as pathetic as her gay husband when it comes to cheap publicity stunts. They think we’re all stupid:
“Thrifty Sarah Brown wraps Christmas gifts in newspaper and posts picture on Twitter”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1237505/Thrifty-Sarah-Brown-wraps-Christmas-gifts-newspaper-posts-picture-Twitter.html#ixzz0aPRRA36z
I think that fat Sarah, the so-called “public relations expert”, is losing her touch. This is one stunt that will backfire on her.
She really is a nasty piece of work as anyone who knows her will tell you.
I don’t know how Sarah Brown managed to fool,so many people for so long that she was a “nice person”. Plenty of people who’ve worked for her have said how horrible and arrogant she is. In fact she sounds just like her fake husband.
I hope this stunt backfires.
She shud wrap her presents( no doubt purchased on the tax payer) using paper copies of her telephone bills. Plenty of paper to go round methinks.
Oh by the way at the risk of stating the obvious, no fucker believes its Sarah who is twitting alright I trust we have made ourselves clear on that.
We all know it is ony the Toffs who can afford proper Christmas wrapping paper this year…not!! What is the point of this attempt to gain publicity? I do hope this class war back fires on this lot, we are not all rich, we have not all been to posh schools, but I do hope we have the majority with intelligence enough to see through this bunch of scum and vote them out of office.
Thrifty? More like mind-numbingly stupid.
How the Heck does the thrifty beard cope with her spendaholic pretend husband?
Simples! He only spends our money, not his own!
Dave was right too many twitters make a twat.
Doesn’t the stupid cow know that we are self sufficient in paper pulp and growing young trees to harvest is not only a good thing for the environment but also employs a lot of people in Scotchland.
Hope she is giving McMental a new white straightjacket for xmas and it ends up covered in black smudges from the ink.
Patronising Cow !
said the cock.
you anti-semitic, goose-stepping, seig-heiling, nazi, holocaust-denier.
I bet you’re a climate-change denier too.
C’mon JN you have to admit it was pretty funny.
Work? You clearly don’t write their gags.
get to fucketty fuck off where somebody cares loser
Does anyone know a cure for in-growing Toenails ?
Yep.
A fucking pry-bar.
Your Wonderfulness; I pray I’m not annoying you.
Have I caused Irritable Bowel Syndrome ????
Place a bung in you arxx and Nick will have nowhere to go.
An alternative remedy is to take a loaded pistol into a darkened room,stick it in your mouth and pull the trigger.Repeat until cured.
I think it fair to say that as Northern Hemisphere freezes its nuts off. Jonah Brown has well and truly jinxed the Global warming.
His curse knows no limits
I’ve saved the world from warming of zero degrees.
Two Irish hunters, Paddy and Murphy, were in the woods, out camping. Paddy says to Murphy, “Fuck me Murphy, I need a shit real bad, but theres no loo roll!”. Murphy says, “Well why dont you just use a fiver then?” So Paddy goes off for a few minutes into the woods while Murphy waits. When he comes back, his hands are all covered in shit, and he stinks. Murphy says, “What the Fuck happend there?”. Paddy angrily shouted back, “Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with 2 pound coins, 4 fifty pence pieces and 5 twenty Ps!”
Time to get rid of this fucker Mr Fawkes, his bullshit is interrupting the flow of the blog. You know it doesn’t work out with bonkers twats like S’pedo Shorts, Meister Biter and this сunt. They just go on and on and on getting up everybody’s noses. It’s not as if we’ve got a free speech issue here, the postings are just literally utter shite. I trust he’ll be gone by the new year.
Many of us enjoy mr camerons jokes
So fuck off
That’s decided it then, they are fucking shite.
Threats of Toxicity in Newspaper Ink
There are three ways ink can have contact with the human body. There is dermal absorption (through the skin), inhalation of ink particles into the respiratory tract (breathing), or ingestion through the mouth and into the digestive system (eating).
I think Sarah Brown should have done a risk assessment before re-distributing her potentially toxic waste
Good point. You can’t wrap fish and chips in newspaper any longer, so why risk presents wrapped in waste?
Toxic waste indeed, the only newspapers allowed in the Brown household are the Guardian and the Daily Mirror.
O/T. Heads up for anyone unaware of this.
The head of the UN IPCC ( Pachauri) has massive conflicts of interest and has abused UN expenses for private purposes. Over on EUreferendum.
Dimwit fake voiced Nigel Lawson is a shill for Big Oil.
Oh right then, so lying and cheating and thieving is fine because the others are in the pay of big oil?
Yeah that makes perfect socialist sense, justify evil by blaming others?
All the billions stolen, all the fraud and lies and all for money and power by shake down scammers who couldnt give a flying fuck about the poor, all the snake oil money sharks laughing as the rent a rabble cultists took in all the lies about global warming even as the money men sharks were pissing themselves laughing at the eco cultists stupidity.
Let me clue you in, big oil was in on the scam from the start, they stand to make billions in extra profits with the AGW scam and carbon trading, big oil loves money and they are making more money than ever, big oil buys off the green/political leadership who then get their rent a rabble droids out to help the big industry money makers put laws in place to help them to bigger profits.
It was never about saving the planet, it was about money and power and the eco rabble fell for it hook line and sinker like the credulous cretins they are.
You have been right royally fucked over by the very people you hate, not only that you actually assisted them in by willingly and happily protesting and whining about climate poverty and climate justice, the rent a rabble ended up helping increase one and steal the other.
This is Private Prats firing blanks for the Labour Marxist Spies Party.
Ha ha ha….
Cassandra, the stupid boy Parts has a predictable pattern of behaviour in posting up something conveniently narrow and unsavoury but not having the intelligence in dealing with a half decent reply. Parts is just a classic example of the poorly educated and unenlightened sheep who do as they’re told by their political masters.
Perhaps one day, after Parts reaches 18, a more enquiring and open mind might begin to blossom and the dawn of a brighter future will appear for the blighted soul.
In the meantime however, what’s the next shite comment Millbank have told you to publish and be rapidly made to look stupid then, Parts?
The world has gone mad under New Labour…….
If you are not getting enough benefits, it is ok to steal !! WTF ??
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1237470/Priest-advises-congregation-shoplift.html
Afghan asylum seeker wants into the UK!! WTF are we doing in Afghanistan then ??
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1237562/Afghan-asylum-seeker-held-Calais-Jungle-immigrant-camp-freed-French-court-try-to-Britain.html
A ventriloquist had just finished his Irish joke routine when a big, drunk Irishman confronted him. ‘I’m sick of your dumb Irish jokes and I’m going to kick the shit out of you. he said. ‘ I’m sorry, it was all in good clean fun.’ replied the comedian. The Irishman said ‘ I was talking to the fucking arsehole on your knee.’
Two things:
1. Merry Christmas Guido, and thanks for keeping us entertained over the last year.
2. If this 3-way party leader televised debate actually goes ahead (although personally I’m still expecting Brown to find some excuse to bottle it), please can we start a campaign to have all 3 of them connected to a polygraph during the debates.
Connected to an electric chair might be better.
Gordon Brown will descend on Stonehenge today to see the sun rise on the winter solstice.
Pagan and druids will celebrate the shortest day of the year at the mysterious monument with traditional ceremonies.
Members of the public will also visit the site, near Salisbury Plain, Wiltshire, hoping to see the sun rise through the ancient stones.
The shortest day of the year often falls on December 21 but this year the druid and pagan community will mark the first day of winter today because the modern calendar of 365 days a year, with an extra day every four years, does not correspond exactly to the solar year of 365.2422 days.
I bet the fucking stones fall down after a visit from McJonah
They stand for 4000 years, he turns up and just like his fiscal policies the whole lot comes down like a row of dominoes(not the pizza people)
That wouldn`t stop the clown from stumbling around claiming he`d singlehandedly saved our pre Celtic heritage, his jaw going up and down like a fiddler`s elbow.
And Liam Donaldson will tour the studios claiming we`ve still got more megaliths than Carnac. He daren`t go to a bowling alley in case someone sticks their fingers up his nose.
Apologies. Meant Liam Bryne. Got the hoons the wrong way around.
Hopefully at least one of the stones would fall on his foot. That would give rise to some truly amazing gurning.
Oh dear… if this is serious, about Brown’s visit to Stonehenge, he’ll regret it!
The gods can only take so much mockery.
From Times Online
December 22, 2009
UK stays in recession as output shrinks by 0.2%
Elizabeth Judge
Britain today cemented its position as the only G20 country still in recession as new figures confirmed that the economy shrank by 0.2 per cent between July and September.
Oi Ali, stick another country on the G20 will you!
On second thoughts, make that another 10 just in case.
UK is not the only country still in recession – apart from spain, there’ s albania, montenegro, argentina, botswana and ipswich
Wonder whether McJonah will be making another trip to Afghanistan to miss PM (ignores) Questions?
Why is BBC going crazy over snow hitting the Uk and bringing country to standstill etc and are even having News Specials on the subject. I can’t understand it What snow ?There’s been absolutely no snow at all in the West Midlands – its a bright sunny with clear blue skies if slightly cold winters day and has been like this since last Friday. Is this what Gordon meant about Global Warming I wonder ?? Should I be worried that the Midlands seem to be in a sub tropical belt and sunshine whilst the rest of the Uk and N Europe is being subjected to raging blizzards ??
It’s come as a big shock to the BBC that we have snow in winter. Mind you snow in the South-East is always national news. Here in the “frozen north” we just get on with it. Just shows how south centric the BBC are.
I live in bournemouth, and despite the BBC telling me that we’ve got serious problems down here, all we’ve got is a light-dusting on the garden (so thin it could just be frost), and totally clear roads, just the occasional ice-patch in cul-de-sacs.
I think the “oh my god. it’s fucking snow. in winter. what’s going on? must be climate change” bbc angle is just part of their ongoing narrative to try and divert attention from a destroyed economy created by a mad unelected PM.
a bit of snow in winter, cripes, who’d have thunk it, eh?
Stop being so parochial. I had planned on driving down to Hampshire this afternoon but now I have changed my plans and will work remotely instead. The coverage by the Beeb has helped me to save time and money. It goes to show there is a place for the corporation, but sadly it has yet to understand the true meaning of Lord Reith’s template
we don’t need the bbc to tell which way the wind blows
We can’t rely on their weathermen to tell which way the wind blows, bloody Met office.
That’s the point you fool. I’m 150 miles away on the edge of a pretty much snow-free Midlands. On this occasion the BBC was a convenient information source for me ont he problems in the area I was due to travel to, and I would bet a lot of other people too. So, instead of wasting time, petrol, being delayed and potentially needing the emergency services to get me out of a snowdrift, I’ve sorted out some problems a customer had with their infrastructure and got their system up and running.
Take your keyboard warrior blinkers off and realise that sometimes – yes, sometimes – the BBC does provide some benefits and is a convenient source of information.
Why is BBC going crazy over snow hitting the Uk and bringing country to standstill etc?
See below
Dropped my guts says:
December 22, 2009 at 11:15 am
From Times Online December 22, 2009
UK stays in recession as output shrinks by 0.2%
Britain today cemented its position as the only G20 country still in recession as new figures confirmed that the economy shrank by 0.2 per cent between July and September.
Thats why!
We had a flurry of very light snow one day last week in our bit of the West Midlands.
This is how the BBC and media in general works:
3 foot of snow in Midlands: “That’s not news. Put it in the ‘and finally’ section.”
One flake of snow in London: “Chaos as blizzard blankets London and the south east”
A lovely example of how the media are trying to manipulate a hung parliament narrative on pb.com.
http://politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2009/12/22/should-the-indycomres-have-heeded-sir-humphreys-advice/
where top boy leads everyone else follows.
such is the price of genius.
Yeah, you always was a cheating little bastard.
said the unfaithful midget born out of wedlock.
You never could get the hang of links could you, you cock sucking retard?
ah, so you did try it. you dimwit.
but perhaps I should get my own blog?
what an excellent idea!
Verity,
Don’t insult retards
I doubt if you could master the technicalities, what with your mental deficiencies, but if you ever do manage a link that works, I will gladly visit your blog and kick your brains in.
I am very please that verity the midget and AC1 the spastic have hooked up.
I hope to be invited to the wedding.
but I will not attend.
There is a large sign on the door as you entered it reads….
NO TRAMPS, HOBOS OR HOMOS.
Now fuck off.
so what are you doing here then?
What is it with these old queens like tat, that they can’t fully come out of the closet?
“Gay hearts can never talk about what gay hearts can never do without.”
Homophobe Verity ?
How very moronic.
Oh fuck the PC brigade have parachuted in the guise of concrete pimp.
Fuck off you self righteous prick.
Pc ? You really are a thick c*nt.
There’s nothing pc about concrete pump.
You should pay more attention.
Get me!
Only PC retards use knee jerk, pre-packaged, sloganized terms like ‘homophobe’, which makes you a сunt quite frankly.
What an hysterical fucking bitch. Kinda proves my point.
QED
Fick as feeeves. You were OWNED in that thread. You cockmuncher.
TaT, the concrete pump, and the fucking parrot are the super id of a total loser in life. No education, no wit, no bollocks, and no contribution. Known as an interfering reef fish. The standard of posting is at the Sausages level. Gordon Brown is CIA. Bwwaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaa.
SKREEEEEEKK!!! GARNMYSAHN!!! JABIMWUN!!! (squeetle) (ping) FIGHT!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1237505/Thrifty-Sarah-Brown-wraps-Christmas-gifts-newspaper-posts-picture-Twitter.html
shame her husband isnt so thrifty..with our money……..
why not use some of the £200 billion of funny money he printed sarah…….
those presents look like shit!
The Owl and the Pussy Cat were way ahead of you.
The Owl and the Pussy cat went to sea in a beautiful pea green boat,
they took some money and plenty of honey wrapped up in a five pound note,
they sailed away for a year and a day to the land where the Bong tree grows,
and there in the wood a piggy wig stood with a ring at the end of its nose, its nose,
with a ring at the end of its nose!
This cow is now a legitimate Target since she is clearly part of the machine. Normally spouses are quite rightly off limits but this bitch has gone to far.
She is a legitimate target, and should be hounded by us all. A PRO with a vested interest in keeping her House Mate in power. She has opened up the path of retribution by announcing her Faux husband at the Party Conference. Bitch.
She’s another piece of dog excrement
Strange – I can’t see the revolver for her grotty piece of crap husband to blow his head clean off.
The BBC is harping on about the televised debates, but the scary thing is that they say theirs’ll be in front of a “selected audience”.
In the past, the BBC “selected audience” has always basically just been a bunch of mindless labour supporters with a handful of nazis added so that the BBC can pretend those nazis are tories.
At the height of the recession, with the financial system collapsed, the highest real unemployment we’ve ever had, the largest debt we’ve ever had, the highest tax-take we’ve ever had, and being in a worse position economically than zimbabwe, and with a leader who’s never been elected by anyone, the BBC audience were still cheering-on all the labour MPs who were saying “burn more money. tories are all evil. vote for us.”
Either there should be no audience or each party should be given a certain percentage of tickets depending on their membership numbers.
So we are best placed to weather the recession are we? We are leading the world out of recession are we? They are following our fiscal plans to combat the downturn are they?
Meanwhile on planet earth as opposed to Planet Labour (Or space station BBC)
DAILY MAIL
“Labour’s economic credibility was further damaged today after new figures revealed Britain’s economy remains mired in recession.
While France and Germany came out of recession in June, the figures reveal Britain’s economy shrank by a worse-than-expected 0.2 per cent between July and September.”
Even the left wing papers join in…….
THE GUARDIAN
“Britain mired in longest, deepest postwar recession. Revisions to official data reveal the current slump to be worse than that of the early 1980s when the decimation of manufacturing resulted in a 6% output decline”
Of course the BBC spin for their Labour masters is hilarious if it were not so sad. (note the first sentence !!! would it be like that if it were a Tory government??)
BBC NEWS
“UK economy remains in recession . There are some indications that consumer spending is picking up.
The UK economy shrank by 0.2% between July and September, figures show, an upward revision to the previous estimate of a 0.3% contraction.
It means that officially the recession has not yet ended. Analysts believe that fourth quarter figures will show the economy returning to growth”
Brown and Darling have now been proven to have failed miserably and are now just covering up the huge scale of the problem in the vain hope to protect votes and cling to power rather than do what is right for the country.
It is time for a general election.
Gordon Brown taking a leaf out of Gareth thomas’ book
paid a rare visit to the matrimonial home and greeted Sarah thus…
“Hi honey Im homo”
He’s sulking today. Went up to his apron box in the attic and the secret compartment had been rifled through. Somebody has stolen his gay apparel!! There’ll be no Fa la la la la, la la la la for the ancient pink meat barrel this yuletide.
I have just seen Gordon Brown in Lush, Chelmsford. He was buying a bath bomb, some lavender soap and super soft mango and avacado arse cream.
He asked his bodyguard to pay whilst he stole the lip gloss tester.
The bastard.
asked the bn p spastic.
bugger off to dick sniffin’s white supremacist site for that type of garbage.
goodbye.
Two Jewish beggars are sitting side by side outside St. Peter’s in Rome.
The first beggar is holding a crucifix in front of himself; the other holds the Star of David.
The beggar with the crucifix is clearly receiving more contributions than the beggar with the Star.
A woman is watching this. After a while she decides to give the second beggar some helpful advice..
“Excuse me,” she begins, “But I couldn’t help noticing that your colleague is taking much more money than you are.” The Jew with the Star of David looks up resentfully and replies, “What’s your point?”
“Well,” continues the woman, “Italy is the home of the Church of Rome. Parading a Jewish symbol in this city is not a good idea. The passers-by are probably giving double to your colleague just to spite you.”
The Jew with the Star of David leans over to his companion and whispers, “We’ve got someone here trying to teach the Goldstein Brothers about marketing!”
if that longwinded piece of crap is your idea of a good joke comedian then ’tis you who must be the beggar.
see the mail reporting 1 migrant a minute signing for a Doctor and free heathcare what a
wonderful place this UK must be
imigrant. have to be careful difficult to write under this lorry
I have no problem with immigrants. The more Iranian nuclear scientists, Indian PhD’s and Russian chemists the better. What I don’t want is AK47 cuddling Somalis with no teeth.
As an enthusiast of compulsory organ donation, shouldn’t McRuin lead by example and donate his organs now ?
Some of them don’t work. F’rinstance, his left eye and his common sense gland!
Who would want them? They’re scarcely fit for pig feed.
Oh do try and keep up. He donated his brain years ago.
OMG He actually had a brain! *blinks with eyes like saucers’
I believe he donated his brain a while ago to the Tin Man which is why he is unravelin every riddle for any inviddel whereas Gordon is not.
Certain death for the recipient.
Is there any truth in the rumour that several years ago, Gordoom needed an arsehole transplant after an over-enthusiastic ‘advice’ session with Ed Bollocks? Apparently, despite the best medical attention, the arsehole rejected him.
Cheryl Cole Welcome In Downing Street (For Now)
Great piece in the Telegraph on Gordon “Quasimodo” Brown:
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/geraldwarner/100020499/now-gordon-brown-wants-to-police-the-entire-world-how-controlling-can-a-freak-get/
“Meanwhile, unheeding of the coming tsunami of electoral extinction, Quasimodo lopes around his bell-tower (courtesy of Quentin Davies) and plans ever tighter restrictions on everybody else’s liberties. What a filthy regime this has been. Even now the Harridan is planning legislation effectively to outlaw Christianity. Who do they think they are?”
Wonderful!
Plugging your own blog on someone else’s space. Bit desperate really.
Cheryl Cole may possibly be a socialist; she wasn’t too complimentary about Cameron after he commented he rather fancied her (one of those pointless attempts by politicians to look in touch with the electorate that Brown similarly doesn’t excel at), but that would be more down to her Geordie background than some patronising and hypocritical wish to ‘help others’ like many toff Labour Ministers.
animal: do not tell other people what they can and cannot do here.
you silly slag.
get back in your box.
woof woof.
“get back in your box.”
That should be ‘kennel’ surely.
Thanks for the suggestion but I’ll carry on as I wish.
If you don’t like it, tough.
you will do as you are told you silly old tart.
“do not tell other people what they can and cannot do here.”
followed by:
“you will do as you are told”
So you’re a hypocrit as well as a sock puppet?
Well If Cameron Fancied C Cole I Think Susan Boyle is the fittest scotch woman i have ever layed Eye On
Staistician, I think you know the answer to that one already but we’re not supposed to discuss things like that for fear of being accused of holocaust denial, nazism, anti-semitism etc.
Indeed I notice that useful idiot tat has already popped up to scream predictable abuse at you.
OH dear oh dear what will TAT do when he sees the muslim members of the B*N*P in January
I will believe it when I see it spastic.
but it is a most unlikely possibility because the bn p are whitesupremacists.
there is a large sign on the door as you entered it reads
“NO BN P RETARDS”
you are not welcome here.
leave and do not return.
S A U S A G E S
the reader is bored of you already.
Ah yes, people should google ” Hasbara”, = students who are active pretending to be normal people while trying to spread Israel propaganda on the web. Don’t tell us “Tat” you’re english through and through.
The left wing are too stupid to notice they have been used by the elites to change the face off the world.
They will only know when it’s too late, once one and no child policies are put into place, once carbon taxes have been implemented.
They will be finished. The voting base will dissipate over two decades. The elites will take the control of the cradle from them.
You will be paid for being responsible, you will be given tax breaks for having no children.
Watch out for the onslaught of stories on the feckless and dole scroungers soon to be unleashed which will have people clamouring for such legislation ‘why should they have it so good’ will be the howls and screams.
They let it happen and bankrolled it for all these years for this exact future purpose.
Let’s hope you’re right.
only a week to go before the fuel tax is increased by 2p
and then VAT returns to 17.5%
and we’re still in recession
petrol and anything remotely related to oil will increase in price
and how about cold weather payment? have any been paid out yet to vulnerable and elderly poor people in this god forsaken country
can we open a ‘book’ on how many people will die in this country whilst nulabour fucks it to pieces and peers continue to steal our money
Bloomin’ Banks can charge what they like for an accidental overdraft, 1st class stamps up 2p to 41p, and if you put them on the wrong sized envelope? It costs the recipient £1.00 to get the thing at the sorting office…Dear God, oops sorry Harridan, not allowed to mention God am I…
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8424953.stm
Global Cooling kills 80 (so far).
I was wondering what the political stance would be if it was proven that we are entering a period of severe global cooling, build giant Brazziers? carbon cash handouts to people burning old tires?, Prescott to eat more pies?
The cooling problem would be “solved” by a huge government body employing many bureaucrats and funded by a new tax (on say Oxygen).
atleast on this issue we can agree. by insisting that global warming is occurring and not global cooling and preparing global warming instead of the global cooling that is actually happening gordon brown and al gore et al are guilty of criminal negligence that will cause people to die.
therefore al gore and gordon brown and ed miliband are indeed murderers.
not only are they knowingly causing unnecessary deaths of civilians but they also own shares in companies that are profiting from the murders they commit.
the more people brown and gore and miliband murder, the more money they make.
Climate change is irrefutable.
If the climate change is man made, steps should be taken to reduce the effects of man’s activity.
If climate change is not man made steps should be taken to reduce its impact.
If there is global warming some place will be cooler, for example the course of the Gulf stream may change leading to a cooler north east Atlantic region.
Dimwits.
That’s a lot of ‘ifs’.
Climate is changing – it’s been changing one way and another for about 4.7 billion years, and it’s not going to stop changing just because humans have started studying it.
The science of climate change is not, as some would have us believe, ‘settled’. There is a great deal we don’t know. The UEA e-mails and programme codes demonstrated the uncertainty, adding to much other evidence.
We are in danger of doing sensible things (like reducing pollution) for the wrong reasons. We’re also in danger of doing some very expensive, and potentially very daft, things for the same (possibly bogus) reasons.
We should be approaching the complex problems of changes to the world’s climate, changes to some of the world’s features (which may or may not be climate-related, and may have other explainations), pollution and use of the earth’s resources with rather more care and wisdom than we are.
Imposing massive changes, impositions and taxes on people on the basis of potentially inaccurate science is something that could come back to haunt politicians sooner than they think.
If nothing is certain, it is certain that nothing is certain.
It is rational to assume that the current climate change is man made.
It is rational to take steps to reduce the activities of man that it is believed cause climate change.
The potential negative effects of acting against man made climate change are less than doing nothing.
It is certain that certainty is not necessary to make decisions.
Dimwits.
you sound like the war criminal donald rumsfeld you fucking moron.
It isn’t rational to assume that the climate is changing because of man’s activities.
Climate changes anyway – it will change whether humans exist or not. It is not known BEYOND REASONABLE DOUBT that the current changes in climate are man-made. For example, the climate has cooled slightly during the last decade or so, after several decades of warming. Carbon dioxide concentration has continued to rise during the warming and cooling times. This rather dispels – or throws into doubt – the link between carbon dioxide concentration in the atmosphere and climate change.
Taking panic measures on the basis of ‘assumptions’ is very foolish both politically and economically.
Trying to control nature is foolish. We should be trying to live with it and adapt to it.
This is Private Parts whacking out blanks for the Labour Marxist Spies Party.
The taxation wished for by Melons who have faith in AGW will actually cause more pollution.
Taxation is not a solution to pollution.
It’s Just A British Winter !
Fuck All To Do With You And Your Gulf Stream
“Deal With It You Twat !
As A Kid I Used To Go To School Knee Deep In Snow
This Is Fuck All To Do With Global Warming It Doesn’t Exist !
Private Parts you are wrong about almost everything you post – economics, politics, climatology – there is no field where you are unafraid to show your ignorance.
There is no reason at all to assume any conclusion in science – it automatically invalidates your process. This is at the heart of the web of fraud that is now unravelling – grants were given to UEA and others to demonstrate AGW rather than to investigate global temperatures, assess the current level of warming, compare this with historic and prehistoric temperatures, and try to find out causes as they should have been. The outcome was that temperature records were fiddled, scientific research was suppressed, conclusions were assumed and a massive campaign of spin undertaken using public money to persuade us that we were all doomed. All of this is fact, as is the catastrophic damage inflicted by William Donnelley on Wikipedia when he single handedly forged the entire climatology section (5428 articles) and wiped out 50 years of painstaking archaeological work.
Mann, Hansen and Jones are all now exposed as frauds in their methodology and in their relations with the scientific journals. Pachauri, who is not a scientist, has a mass of vested interests and money-laundering schemes.
You are on the wrong side – wake up and align yourself with truth and integrity, rather than lies, spin and corruption. You will be surprised how good it feels.
A good time to bury bad news:
Seems the GDP figures have been massaged
Without any great fanfare some of the output that made up the fall in Q3 GDP has been moved back into Q2, thereby making the Q2 GDP fall greater
No big deal as we are still in recession, but is Brown et al planning on doing the same thing to Q4 figures?
Brown would shit his pants and deny it, claiming they were second hand troosers, thereby saving the environment
Any figures released by the Department of Snotgobbling can never be believed.
It is Stalinism at its finest – if the first set of figures are not “right” then simply alter them and re-release them, now that they have been “revised”. Meanwhile get Winston Smith and his buddies to erase all mention of first set of figures – they never happened.
The Q4 2009 will show growth. I have constantly said on this blog that Brown will have a + or growth figure in January for Q4 — 2009 come what may!!.
Yes the sheeple will believe it and yes it will be an outright lie and massaged ready for the election. As soon as it happens the continuous quote from Brown and every minister whatever is being talked about will be ”
” Dont vote for the Tories and risk the recovery which as the figures say is now well underway” and no doubt we will be ‘greenshooted’ to death!!
Mark my words and as sure as eggs is eggs this will happen. It will be a lie of course and people will discover it only after the GE.
795 Billion Debt in order to pretend the economy grew.
Gordo deserves to rot in hell for the damage he’s done to our economy.
Happy Christmas and New year to you Guido
and to your family
and to your co-conspirators…
You have done a great job and in the midst of all the buggery, thuggery and skullduggery we still have hope here
Let Freedom live…
I bought six litres of sherry today to stop Guido glugging the lot!
Not enough.
Yeah but it will be one ‘shithot’ trifle!
Bless
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/theroyalfamily/6865831/Prince-William-spends-night-sleeping-rough.html
aren’t ya just sick of these make believe people
the biggest benefit cheats of all
he should get a proper job and stop dossin around
He should get a swift posting to Afganistan and take a bullet through the centre of his spoilt crown.
No – send Blair’s sons and Will Straw there.
Send them on patrol with boots that don’t fit, five bullets each and guns that fail.
And send Gordon out there to look for IEDs – but poke him in his one good eye with a sharp stick first.
No ‘cut n paste’ bollox tonight Kevin ?
Green Flabian is soooo passive-agressive, isn’t he? A regular rat in sheep’s clothing. So many of these beardy-sandely peace-freaks are ulcerated wifebeaters behind closed yurt-flaps…
Nulabour Christmas dinner,
Melted ice caps sorbet
Smoked SNP Salmond and Miliband’s a Melon
Sarah’s deep Basted Turkey with a hint of lemon
Ainsworth’s cooked goose,
Dan Hannan’s Brussels sprouts
Campbells’s Roasted poll-tatoes ,
Smith’s Manberries Sauce,
Gordon’s rich nutty stuffing,
Prescott’s tiny sausage wrapped in bacon
{All MPs (pigs in a blanket)}
Michael Martin’s lashings of hot gravy train.
Alternative – Roast UK peasants
– Darling’s beef {with Gordon}
Bercow’s Brandy butter-up
Red flag cabbage
Green bean shoots of recovery.
Peter Mandelson’s mince pies and whipped cream
Ed Balls a flaming pudding
Yvette’Cooper’s fairy cakes
Gordon’s crackers and joke budgets.
novelty
Paper Crowns
fine electoral whines or spirits {of Tony}
Soft dinks with bendy in the political wind Straws
Followed by Earl Grey, port and cigars
Blue Toff cheese
Quantitative Easing
Bill:
£795 billion + VAT {17.5%}
Services not included or provided.
You’ve got my Christmas recipe book haven’t you?
One thing on that menu stands out: Gordons crackers.
Brilliant!
Compliments of the Season to you Guido !
Must rush, heading out and straight down to local Tesco, I have some shoplifting to do……. seems to be ok now ‘cos it is only Thought and Hate Crimes that are punished these days… pip pip .
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1237470/Priest-advises-congregation-shoplift.html
Class and wealth thought and hate crime is permissible. I’m one of the leading exponents.
Some of the lines in this could make you ill.
http://www.number10.gov.uk/Page21808
“Always put the front line first”, that would be our troops in Afghanistan then surely, or is that a subject No. 10 prefers to forget about.
Is anybody here brave enough to sign-up to the news letter ?
I admit I don’t have the stomach for it.
WHAT A PITY CAMERON DOESNT SHARE HANNANS VIEWS ON EUROPE!
HE GIVES U 10 REASONS WHY WE SHOULD LEAVE THE EU AND I GIVE YOU 2 REASONS WHY I WONT BE VOTING TORY
1. EU POLICY SAME AS LABOUR
2. IMMIGRATION POLICY SAME AS LABOUR
HANNANS GREAT ARTICLE HERE
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/danielhannan/100020456/ten-reasons-to-leave-the-eu/
and yet another article why the germans and the french dont give a toss about the english( i dont mean brits, i mean english)
http://prodicus.blogspot.com/2009/12/and-sod-british-people-obviously.html
QUITE AN AXIS OF EVIL THE FRENCH, GERMANS AND THE COMMISSION.
There is every opportunity for the english to quit europe and stand proud for ourselves. Europe is now only political for one reason and one reason only. All the political elite know it but they wont say it,
THE UNITED STATES OF EUROPE, to match the USA, no question now. Thats what the germans and french want and ther lapdogs follow suite.
Did anyone else hear the Tony Robinson interview on Radio 5 this afternoon ? It appears Channel 4 are putting on Time Team Specials over Xmas in which the evidence of the effects of Climate change on Ancient Civilisations is studied.
You could hear the Interviewers Brain ticking over what he had just said, ” How can this be I thought Climate Change was man made “, which he didnt actually say as it was the BBC but the implications were obvious.
You could sense the huge Elephant in the room from then on.
Of course those medieval monks could have been scuttling around Europe on easy Jet , that would explain it !
And to think Tony Robinson is a life long socialist. You would have thought he would have been on message.
VOTE SAUSAGES SAUSAGES
whenever the new labour trolls steal my name it means that I am winning and they are losing.
thanks for the feedback numbnuts.
I would love to dip into your blog ducky, but the linky thing doesn’t work.
You can dip your hand down my bog anytime you like
I thought tat ran a strictly nonces only policy when it came to someone slipping one into his comments section.
I find that strangely offensive.
He did come out with quite a good one, he tried to say that climate change deniers didn’t believe that the climate had ever changed and that it had always stayed the same.
When in fact it is the people that believe in manmade climate change that believe the climate would not be changing were it not for manmade co2 emissions if you get my drift.
Yes I did pick up on that. By portraying the Man Made Climate Change Sceptics as being people who deny Climate change per se, he constructs a straw man which he then demolishes. This kinda ploy is much favoured by Yvette Balls and Ed Cooper, they use this tactic all the time.
Fragile earth : earthquakes , floods , tidal waves extra volcanic eruptions etc etc
For years nuclear powers have tested their Atomic bombs under ground ! well that will help !
The programme showed us that the Mayans made the same response to climate change as we propose. They tried huge, pointless and bloody sacrifices. They snuffed out all disssent. It didn’t work, so the people finally got fed up, revolted and slaughtered their rulers in inventively gory ways. We can dream…..
WHAT A PITY CAMERON DOESNT SHARE HANNANS VIEWS ON EUROPE!
HE GIVES U 10 REASONS WHY WE SHOULD LEAVE THE EU AND I GIVE YOU 2 REASONS WHY I WONT BE VOTING TORY
1. EU POLICY SAME AS LABOUR
2. IMMIGRATION POLICY SAME AS LABOUR
HANNANS GREAT ARTICLE HERE
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/danielhannan/100020456/ten-reasons-to-leave-the-eu/
Why would any government want to withdraw from the EU.
They would have to take real decisions for themselves, far easier just to do what your told.
They would not be paid any more for all that extra responsibility.
Oh shit, someone’s let Hannan out the fucking cellar!
I think it should be pointed out by Cameron that is was Gordon Brown who bailed the bankers out using our money
We could certainly tell you, you lump of Jock shit. What is it with the jocks that when they know they’re gonna lose badly with they’re marxist socialist bollocks, they totally lose it and start barking at the moon?
get that wall built back up immiediately. Don’t want them sponging off us any more!
Hey you jock turd ! Only Three Shoplifting days left till Christmas !
And yet another article on why the Germans and the French don’t really care what the English say nor want.
http://prodicus.blogspot.com/2009/12/and-sod-british-people-obviously.html
QUITE AN AXIS, THE FRENCH, GERMANS AND THE COMMISSION.
There is every opportunity for the English to quit Europe and stand proud for ourselves. Europe is now only political for one reason and one reason only; they want a UNITED STATES OF EUROPE TO COMPETE WITH THE USA. All the political elite know it but they won’t say it.
We have seen off the liars over climate change so there is no reason to believe their doomongering that we can’t manage our own affairs outside Europe. Oh boy, yes we can, AND SO MUCH BETTER TOO!
The EUSSR won’t compete with the USA for several important reasons.
1/ There is no (and won’t be an) EU wide culture.
2/ The Eurozone shows how one size fits none.
3/ They’re socialist!
it will be a disaster and cause another war.
ACI, I hate to admit it, but you’re right, it will cause another war.
Question is, who will be fighting who ?
Never heard of a civil war? So it could be anybody.
A beautiful young women who hasn’t had sex for a few mounths, gets really desperate and goes up to an Irishman and says ” Excuse me, would you sleep with me for £25?”
The irishman replys “Well….. I’m not really sleepy but I do need the money.”
If she’s that desperate she’d fucking pay the money, you numbnut.
Don’t worry, the staff will remove it before they shovel your otherwise worthless remains into the cremulator.
Oh Dear!
having singularly failed to save the world (or us to be more precise) from the longest recession since records began despite stating we are ‘best placed’ etc etc it would appear McTwat is going to have difficulties saving the world from fire storm and tempest as well.
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Sweden described the Copenhagen climate change summit as a “disaster” and a “great failure” on Tuesday, ahead of a meeting of European Union environment ministers to discuss how to rescue the process.
“Ministers are going to meet today to discuss, of course, how to proceed after this disaster we really had in Copenhagen,” Swedish Environment Minister Andreas Carlgren told reporters as he and other ministers gathered for the meeting in Brussels. Carlgren will chair the talks as Sweden currently holds the EU presidency.
Important first step????? Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahah fucking tosser!!
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20091222/tts-uk-climate-eu-copenhagen-ca02f96.html
A disaster for the rent-seekers is something for the rest of us to celebrate.
The southern states like spain, portugal and greece and even ireland took the eu’s money. But like shylock the germans and the french are demanding their pound of flesh. How long before germany dictates to greece forcing it to do financially what it doesnt want to do? Ireland has already acquiesced.
The interest rates and monetary conditions in europe suite the french germans and the heavy industrialised nations. In any case how much did the german nation spend on german reunification?
The euro is for the northern nations and the southern states are now paying the price. Unemployment in spain nearly 20%, horrific, but it cant do anything and the rest of europe doesnt help them either. It will never change. Only the political elite ever voted for the EU, never the public.
A bit unfortunate to compare the Germans to Shylock, IMHO.
SAUSAGES SAUSAGES WOOF WOOF SAUSAGES SAUSAGES
A man, wishing to be ordained, is told he must give up alcohol and drugs and even go without sex for the foreseable future. Two weeks later, he returns to the priests who challenged him to tell of his progress. He said, “well I’ve been clean of the booze and the powder for two weeks now, but the other day I saw my missus bend over and couldn’t resist giving her one.”
“I’m afraid that’s frowned upon by the Church.”
“I’m not too surprised, the people in Morrissons weren’t that happy either.”
SAUSAGES SAUSAGES WOOF WOOF SAUSAGES SAUSAGES
Seeing as you’re a sad, disenchanted Scotch Marxist with pretentions to Nationhood, chronic halitosis, and a haunting knowledge that you’re already on the police database for pay-for-view kiddieporn, I’d say you’re bearing enough of a cross already, Spaedo.
No more sausages please !!!!!
Failed my driving test today, only did one thing wrong though.
I spilt my can of special brew over the examiner.
SAUSAGES SAUSAGES WOOF WOOF SAUSAGES SAUSAGES SAUSAGES SAUSAGES WOOF WOOF SAUSAGES SAUSAGES SAUSAGES SAUSAGES WOOF WOOF SAUSAGES SAUSAGES SAUSAGES SAUSAGES WOOF WOOF SAUSAGES SAUSAGES SAUSAGES SAUSAGES WOOF WOOF SAUSAGES SAUSAGES…….
Would that have been during the emergency stop?, yawn.
Only eastern european lorry drivers have the skills to drink booze and use a mobile phone whilst watching a porn film can drive and multi task at the same time … so what did you expect!
Is that when the instructor said beer left ?
This is true I got caught using my mobile phone by a un marked police not long ago and when the copper said were you using your phone whilst driving I said with a smile
”no way was I using my phone officer because even I couldn’t use my phone and drive without spilling my pint!” he laughed and told me he’d book me next time and drove off! not all coppers are bad after all.
Presume you were taking your test in Alesbury or was it Beer in S.Devon
Woof
Dear Reader. if you are agog for the latest edition of Guy News (and it’s a proper job) you may view it at the website of the studiously bizarre Boris:
http://www.boris-johnson.com/
Yeah, Mr Waaad is someone who actually knows how make a link work, dickwad.
You sad little fuck.
Wondering why this blog hasn’t been updated recently. Well, I am reliably informed that Guido Fawkes is currently stuck on a MickStar train under the Irish Sea between Holyhead and Dublin. A spokesman for MickTunnel stated that they were in no hurry to get him out.
Meanwhile , mandy no doubt, is attending the festivities at Waddesdon Manor with Ld R**hsch*ld and his neighbors, the bliars , getting ready for the hunt on Boxing Day. Tally Ho!! So much for labour being for the working classes!!!
Mangledbum wouldn’t know what to do with a hunt if one bit him !
Don’t you believe it!!
nell, that was actually laugh out loud. I’m not sure you got the joke though.
S’OK Oatibix, mandy is a joke , just like gordon – so yes I did get it!!!!
Nell
It’s the ‘hunt’ bit thats funny. Oh never mind
And whilst I’m talking abour albour’s upper classes.
harpy harriet with her titled family , nieve of the 7th Earl of Longford etc will no doubt be celebrating Christmas in her usual grand style.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/21/article-1185238-04DD4B9F000005DC-103_468x286.jpg
And geoff hoon with his grand country manor is no doubt entertaining with the help of his servants.
And let’s not forget Baroness S with her illegal immigrant servants and Baroness U with her servants running her bangladeshi marble palace whilst they live in little mud huts at the bottom of her garden!!
Oh yes!!!! labour is definitely for the working classes – and keeping them down there where they think they belong…………………………..
A lot of them try to hide their background in by omitting their public schools from their biogs…but labour is stuffed full of marxist toffs, living priviledged lives while trying to kid us that the tories is the only party of the posh….
It’s disgusting that all the evil filth dirty Nazi war criminal animals in parliament will be having a wonderful Christmas at taxpayers expense.
The dirty evil sick lying thieving murdering corrupt perverted child-abusing war-criminal vile subhuman trash in parliament are having a lovely time on money thieved from the poor.
All MPs and all their evil family members should be burned like rats in pits. They are Satanic filth from Hell. All MPs are dirty low Nazi trash. They all deserve to die. And all members of their extended family are an evil cancer that needs to be burned to death.
I think perhaps judgement by electoral ballot will be enough. The rest of the ‘burnt at the stake’ vitriol rather went out of fashion after the middle ages.
You seem to have some anger issues….
Hey, cut the guy some slack. It is Christmas after all.
…..and a happy new year!
And where I wonder is The Baron ‘gorbals mick’ Martin of Springburn and his ‘illustrious’ family going to spend Christmas? Perhaps another first class trip by air to Dubai or somewhere similarly warm and luxurious, all at taxpayers expense of course!
And let’s not forget the wealthiest MP of all time, Labour’s Shaun Woodward with his six luxury homes spread across the globe all with suitably qualified butler’s. I wonder which home he will spend his Christmas in, looked after by his servants!!!
Labour , looking after the working classes?
Dear Guido,
I’m writing to express my profound disgust at the sheer amount of racial slurs used on this horrific website. I have no idea how some of the users on here get the idea that all negro males steal and take drugs.
Being black myself, I’m particularly appalled by this – you can see by my grammar and tone that not all black men “speek lyk dis”.
Yours sincerely,
Tiger Woods.
I rather think that the biggest thieves and liars and the worst criminals of the last ten years, are labour ministers and mp’s. Some of them of course have ethnic backgrounds, but I think the worst offenders are white and scottish!!!
nell, the Scotch are ethnic FFS.
Don’t care what they are as long as they take themselves north of Hadrian’s Wall and stay there!!!
Nell. Do you really think its a persons nationality and not their character which counts. Sounds like it, shame on you.
And while we’re on the subject Nell, why dont you and those like you who always like to mention the nationality of someone who you are having a go at, probably deserved, as being scottsh ? You never mention Mandlesons nationality or Harmans or the fact that Jackie smith is English. You never say that English so and so when talking about Balls, or cooper Balls, or Hoon or Bust a gut yet you cannott help yourself when talking about someone who happens to be Scottish. Why is That Nell, tell me Nell why is that exactly ?
You tell me. Why is it that most of our senior ministers are scottish and doing their damdest to destroy what’s left of England.
Because of them Scotland has it’s own Parliament, Wales has it’s own Parliament and yet England has a Parliament that is dominated by the Labour Scots.
Our Economy is directed , ( to destruction at the moment ) by Labour Scots.
Time for England to reclaim some of its national autonomy!!!
Nell you havent answered my question youve only made an assertion about more ministers being scottish than English. Not sure if that is correct could you provide the figures please re the make up of the cabinet.
Again I ask you why you feel the need to mention a politicians nationality if they are scottish but not if they are English. Your posts on this thread have included criticisms of Government Ministers and associates including Alan Johnston, Quentin Davies, Shaun Woodward, Peter Mandleson, Harriet Harman Geoff Hoon&Baroness Scotland
They are also responsible for thge mess of this Government, indeed your posts are exactly that yet you dont seem toi think their nationality is worth mentioning as far as they are concerned. Why is this Nell.
Why ?
Many English Lords and MP’s have been responsible for some of the most outrageous expense claims and yet you make a statement that it is only the Scots who are responsible for suchlike.
Why is that Nell.
Are you so stupid as to fail to recognise that the nu labour project was as much conceived in Islington than Edinburgh, are you so blind as not to see the part played by Peter Mandleson and Alistair Campbell who are of course English.
The Scots played their part but no more than the rest.
Why dont you admit this Nell ?
I have shown my teenage children your posts as an example of predjudice.
Shame on you.
Oh and for what its worth I like you dont think its fair either that scots can vote on matters concerning England and Wales either but then again I dont agree with Devolution .
Oh and one more thing The Chancellor Alistair Darling, He’s actually English. However You can have him replaced by Ed Balls who is of course English so the economy will naturally be in better hands wont it Nell. He’s English after all.
Nell, I’ve long been suggesting that Hadrian’s wall should be restored.
Indeed, it should be extended and massively upgraded.
Scotchman, we all know perfectly well that Alstair Darling is nothing more than Brown’s glove-puppet.
i think this scotsman need a good seeing to – a caber up the arse for him me thinks
LOL, thats a shit name to go with a shit comment. Must try harder.
1000 post on a shite subject !
Think of it as an early Christmas present.
O/T (actually, what was the topic?) but anyone hear Eddie Mair roughing-up John Hutton on PM this evening? Great sport, esp as he ‘admitted’ to being the minister who said Brown would be a disaster as PM. (He has now changed that view, it seems. I also note that this evening’s moon appears green and cheese-like.)
First shots in the post-Brown leadership war?
Yippee!
I missed it but I’ve heard quite a few radio reports about during the night, it may be on the iplayer latter, nu labour’s cock ups are almost too painful to watch, like a wounded dying animal limping from one gaff to another, time for Nu labour to hurry up and die for all our sake!l
Link here
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8426445.stm
Had to laugh but the first posted comment on toenails piece on this subject was “does he have this weeks lotto numbers as well?”
Comment 1,000 ??????
I think it’s time people took stock and remembered the true meaning of Christmas…sharing, giving and receiving.
So share Stellas with the lads, give the wife several slaps and receive fucking good make-up sex. Repeat over 12 days.
Oh yeah, what is the name of your missus, Marcus I wouldn’t wonder?
Sharing, giving and receiving ?
Well it won’t be anything gordon does then will it? Since he’s robbed us of pensions, taxed us to hilt, lied about man-made climate change to tax us to the hilt again, and maxed out on his expenses at taxpayers expense along with all his mates!!!
i walked into a currency exchange shop today there was a short line, just one lady in front of me; An Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was getting a little irritated.
She asked the teller, “Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty. Why it change?”
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, “Fluctuations”.
The Asian lady says, “Fluc you white people, too!”
Fluc you!!
That is soo! the attitude that gordon has taken to us the electorate!!!
Sorry ! I really meant that comment to be for 1012.
We note your IP Address and will block your future posts.
A Man is riding down the road on a donkey with his wife walking behind
A policeman stops him and says why are you riding on that donkey while your wife has to walk behind ?
Simple he say’s She hasn’t got a donkey !
A Man is walking down the street having a wank with his wife walking behind
A policeman stops him and says why are you having a wank while your wife has to walk behind ?
Simple he say’s She hasn’t got a knob !
did you used to play for QPR?
you were crap then too
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6958117.ece
gordon’s christmas card . A no10 exit door hanging by a thread from prickly poisonous holly with not a single celebrating human in sight. Say’s everything!!
funny that
here’s the rest of the MPs and Peers card
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/15/article-1117542-004EE39100000258-399_306x462.jpg
Oh Yes!! Well said!!
bloke goes to a football match at anfield a young kid says to him can i watch your car sir ? no need to son there’s a rottweiler in there
Oh! it can put fires out can it ?
he did play for QPR!
Can you tell me where the Christmas Service is please?
S A U S A G E S
WOOF
WOOF
S A U S A G E S
WOOF
Do you somehow think that is going to somehow be an electoral vote winning message??
You poor dear!!
Anyway Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
COCKTAIL SAUSAGES
WOOOOOF WOOOOOOOOOF
Rory Stewart might be one of the great ones.Scotland is now bearing sweet fruit.We need Ireland to return from the 1916 perversion.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/b00p99n7
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1237841/Ex-defence-secretary-John-Hutton-admits-said-Gordon-Brown-f–ing-disaster-prime-minister.html
So John Hutton really did say that gordon would be a *******disaster as PM. Well that’s why he resigned as Defence Minister then!!
How right he was!!!!
but he now says That Brown has done a good Job !!! FFS!!!!
The real disaster is that feebles like Hutton cannot muster the strength for a coup de grace
It’s like watching a ship sinking, whilst the captain insists the lifeboats will not be needed
Your Mother offered herself to me the other night for a fiver. I told her I wouldn’t be interested even if she offered me fifty quid.
So sorry ! But you are really thinking about gordon who is completely spineless without mandy’s support!!!
The Odd Couple were always doomed to failure. These ageing wooftahs are so fickle.
HELPPPPPPPPPP I’VE BEEN TRAPPED IN THIS VAGINA FOR YEARS, THE COBWEBS HAVE TRAPPED ME IN.
OK so you are planning to fight the next General Election with such offensive rubbish are you??
Do you really think this sort of foul trash is going to win votes???
Don’t you have any sensible political comments to make???!!!
I DON’T THINK SOME US WILL LIVE TO SEE THE NEXT ELECTION
WRAP UP WARM DURING THE WINTER NELL
WOOF WOOF
That’s a sensible political comment is it??
I’m so sorry you obviously have not had a very good education so don’t understand political debate. Labour has not been good on education has it???
However. Let me reassure you I shall be around for the next GE and I shall be celebrating gordon’s demise, and the crash of the party who may not be mentioned, with a bottle of bubbly.
WATCH OUT FOR ICY PATCHES NELL INCASE YOU BANG YOUR HEAD EVEN MORE.
Your predicament is worse than mine you evil person.
“Ghosty”, this is your Mummy calling. “Switch off your laptop and get in bed or you’ll be a sleepyhead at school tomorrow”
TEN MORE MINUTES PLEASE MUMMY
She’ll go wrinkly if she stays in the bath too long!
Stupid post.
No doubt Tat will sort you out in due course.
To the real Tat when you get here. Have a good Christmas. Your Independents might do quite well in the next GE!!!
Dear Nell please read my reply to your post at 1013. I await your reply with interest.
Dear Nell you gave a reply of sorts but not really one that answers the issue at all are you some kind of politician ?
Have another go, see if you can do better this time.
When a Scotsman takes the country to war, then f***s off to avoid the consequences
When a Scotsman claims to be prudent, but is not
and a Scotsman ruins Britains largest bank, and other Scotsmen allow him to keep a multi-million pound pension pot
and you choose Alex Salmond as a leader
and you sell half of Aberdeenshire to a bankrupt yank
and another Scotsman picks on a Norfolk pensioner
says it all really. you’ve lost the plot
Scotland – why Nagasaki?
I say again – the english parliament is dominated by scots who seem to be intent upon the destruction of the english , especially our economy. Let’s face it gordon’s a real destruct merchant.
They have given an independent parliament to scotland and one to wales and yet westminster is dominated by these manipulative scots ( and by that I mean brown, darling, bliar etc ).
It is past time that the English reclaim their Parliament for themselves and banish these evil scots gnomes to north of Hadrian’s Wall.
I don’t think that should be taken as a condemnation of all scots.
You are decent thrifty people who have been betrayed by this leaching scottish labour political filth which has made a push for ultimate power and is now thankfully beginning to expire.
tried to back you up on this point nell, but got modded
the scots will never understand that the English have survived by being British first, English second
The English have survived what exactly as opposed to the Scots who have emmmm survived as well ? What is your point you stupid little man !!!
As for your previous posting . my God what an arsehole you are, Im fucked if I know what the hell your point is hang on lets see using your stupid reasoning Fred West was a serial killer and English ergo all Englishmen are Serial Killers !!!! .
Possibly the reason you got modded was because that particular post was even morse fucking dense are the two that made it on here ( put on to give us a laugh probably)
And Nell still waiting for the figures to back up your arguments about Scots in Government. Could it be you are talking shite ?
Never mind Nell console yourself with the fact that you have got a stupid little man called grobdj who is keen to back you up, it must be comforting to know that.
Go on Nell prove me wrong.
Don’t forget we’ve also had to endure Gorbals Mick, John Reid,George Robertson Des Browne, Helen Liddell Derry Irvine and Douglas Alexander.
How many English sit in the Scottish Parliament?
None Thankfully as they are all shite .
You know Nell you wont get an argument from me on the destructive policies of the Labour Party, I just think you need to accept that the Labour Party has its fair share of English ministers who are all equally responsible for this mess. Just because they happen to have a Scot as their Leader is no reflection on the Scots Nation any more than an English PM would be defined by his nationality.
Now I ask again since you reiterate your assertion that the Labour Party is dominated by Scots ,can you give me the figures as they relate to the cabinet.
When you count them I think you will find the majority of cabinet ministers are, as you would expect English. Go on Nell prove me wrong.
FFS learn some geography. Scotland does not start at Hadrian’s Wall.
anon
even one ‘sweaty sock’ is one to fucking many.
Unfortunately
Quite right, its all in pikeyland to keep the stupid pikeys safe to practice their national sport of recreational Buggery. By the way the Romans got Fucked by us thats why thgey really built the wall, the English lay down to them like the pussies that they are.
So sayeth the man in a skirt.
Concrete pump, man in a skirt, yoiu mean a Roman ?
and as many Scotsmen will tell you such a skirt get you lots of Pussy, English pussy loved to be rode by such men. Tis true.
I have been travelling to Scotland at least twice a month for about 4 years and I have never seen a Scot in a kilt ever but if you go to a English wedding there is always someone wearing one because their great great great third cousin was a Scot – why is this – or are these blokes just frustrated cross dressers? My great grandad was a Kraut but I don’t go around goose stepping in jack boots!
you could not make this shit up if you fucking tried, well, could you?
I THINK I JUST DID THANKS.
WHO IS TOP BOY NOW Hunt
little Marxist prick giving socialism a bad name.
Behave you!
Fabian we agree TAT is a little marxist prick LOL.
So fuck off retard
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601039&sid=amjn_0feDpcM
Marxist Professors are a Gift to Climate Skeptics.
Academic depends on government research grants to fund his work, therefore he publishes material likely to garner such financial support.
Government demands higher tax revenue, therefore makes an investment in academic research likely to produce a return on its investment via a scientific justification for higher tax revenue.
Is this tart related to Susan Hampshire?
I thought is was trout-lips Leslie Ash or did they both get recommended the same cosmetic surgeon (since struck off).
You silly worthless person.
The Real Tat is worth a hundred of you!!!!
I think you are wrong in that . But who cares! Would that matter? You silly person!!??
As you say nell, who fucking cares, but it certainly explains why he calls himself top boy, the pansie.
You are clearly deluded Nell, TaT is a sad act who has little to say of any interest. How do you feel about his constant profanities? I for one am dreadfully pissed off with the constant background noise from a social misfit that exists in a Council Flat in Cock Ney Shire.
welll why don’t you move then?
KRIPPLEKRIPPLE!!! (bash) (ping) KRIPPLEKRIPPLE!!! (bash) (ping) SKRAA-AWKK!!!
aint therez any modaration tonite ? dont fink so . bum tit cock willy LOL
Sorry about that. Boys were playing about with their Daddy’s official laptop. No harm done I hope.
Fuck off you patronising wife of convinience.
Their Daddy? You sure?
Got any spam?
Y’know I’d have expected a better quality of debate from people like ed balls, nick griffin, charlie whelan, and damian mcbride.
Why are these people trawling this trash on here?!!
Don’t they want to put forward the sort of arguments and debates that will win elections.??!!
Why are they trying so hard to lose votes!!!!
We are the cusp of a great revival in 12 months time Britain will be booming. Have faith and go fourth to victory. Tomorrow belongs to Labour. A very Merry Christmas to all socialists, Trade Unionists, and Public Sector Workers. Bob Crowe I love you and want to have your babies.
You love me? What sort of fucking wierdo are you. Stay away from me you c.unt.
Nonce
Takes one to know one.
but what would I do if I weren’t stalking TaT furiously trying to jerk off my tiny todger every time I see one of his posts?
it’s not easy getting sexual gratification by raping dogs alone
don’t knock being a dog rapist
it’s kept me sane
SOCIALISTS! whooop!! fASCISTS! COMMUNARDS! MARXISTS!! Nazi-BBC!!! Socialist-monkey hammer pidgeon wobble!!! SOCIALISTS!! BIGAMISTS! HYPNOTISTS!!!! FASCISTS NAZIS! socialists! WHOOOP!-WHOOOP!! socialists!! SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS! whooop!! fASCISTS! COMMUNARDS! MARXISTS!! Nazi-BBC!!! Socialist-monkey hammer pidgeon wobble!!! SOCIALISTS!! BIGAMISTS! HYPNOTISTS!!!! FASCISTS NAZIS! socialists! WHOOOP!-WHOOOP!! socialists!! SOCIALISTS!! SOCIALISTS! whooop!! fASCISTS! COMMUNARDS! MARXISTS!! Nazi-BBC!!! Socialist-monkey hammer pidgeon wobble!!! SOCIALISTS!! BIGAMISTS! HYPNOTISTS!!!! FASCISTS NAZIS! socialists! WHOOOP!-WHOOOP!! socialists!! SOCIALISTS!!
No capital c. Upfucked didn’t ya.
Pick a name and stick to it you prick.
Nice to see the spirit of Christmas is alive and well on this blog.
I’VE GOT A PLAN
LETS VOTE FOR INDEPENDENT SAUSAGES, 646 OF THEM, I’M NOT GREEDY.
WOOF WOOF
THE TAXPAYERS WILL LOVE IT.
SAUSAGES FOR ALL!
Show us your cock master!
naughty naughty.
but as it is Christmas I shall let your insolence pass on this one occassion.
Can I just say that Gordon Brown is a complete and utter CNUT.
Thankyou.
Would have respected you more if you had told Eddie Mair that when you had the chance.
TOP BOY OF 2010 DECREE:
LET IT BE KNOWN THIS WAS THE NIGHT TAT RAN AWAY LIKE A COWARD.
Tat’s not a lightweight!!
gordon, nick griffebn ed balls, charlie whelan,mandy ; they are the lightweights!!!!!
He may or may not be a lightweight nell, but he’s certainly light on his feet as they used to say.
Laptop not in contact because of a Windows update?
Oh yes?
Sounds like someone saying on a mobile “You’re breaking up” or “I’m just going into a tunnel about 458 miles long. I may be some considerable time”
A bit. Also would rather play with the kids than the Windowlickers.
What have you hot against me?
My tongue
Alex Salmond is talking about “these islands”.At last,Alex.These islands united
can never be defeated.Who but a traitor could wish division.
http://playpolitical.typepad.com/scottish_elections/2009/12/alex-salmond-says-exclusion-of-snp-from-election-debates-would-be-outrageous.html
“Prince William sleeps rough for homeless charity.”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8426630.stm
“I cannot imagine what it would be like to sleep rough night after night.”
Then go to the many hostels available you dopey сunt.
Why dont you take your carbon neutral environmental standards and shove them up your arse along with Jimmy Brown and the rest of your left wing psychobabble nutters.
Chinese quality, like Labour prudence, are mutually exclusive terms.
But you still believed the manifesto printed on the box.
No doubt a Government inquiry can establish why the pines fell off your crappy tree.
But how this crappy tree came to be in your shopping basket is a question only you can answer
This c*unt has £16M in the bank – he should sleep outside for a whole year,fucking nonentity wanker.
Lovely game,having loads of money and playing the “lets see what it’s like NOT to have any money when I know that I shall return to the warmth and security of my £16M.
Utter utter c*unt.
I wonder if you pair of clowns invite the homeless into your spare room.
Thought not.
Steady on old chap!
At least, thanks to his hazerdous-enviroment training, he’ll probably stay the course for the night – unlike Tony Blair, who only managed a couple of hours, when he ran away to become a pop-star: what a pity Blair never met Mr Neilson…
AGW/Climate Change.
A couple of points to put the CO2 charade into perspective.
Estimated amounts of this gas are circa 2800 billion tons,a scary figure certainly.
But here’s the rub,this amount represents roughly 0.05% of the total atmosphere which is a minor amount in terms of scale.
So we now have 0.05% of a 100% and the IPCC lot with their computer rigging prefer to disregard the largest gas of all,water vapour,what an f—–g joke.
And man (and woman)kind only create about 3% of the CO2 emitted, 97% is “natural”.
BTW it’s 0.038%, not 0.05%.
http://seekingalpha.com/article/175641-climategate-revolt-of-the-physicists
An hour long, starts heavy, gets heavier. But puts up a lot of science on cosmic rays, cloud formation and a host of reasons for climate change. And only one mention of CO2 in the whole lecture.
G’Night the Real Tat.
Let’s think about our troops in Afghanistan -’cause gordon, mandy, ainbustingagut and the rest won’t be thinking about them over the Christmas holidays.
To All in Afghanistan. God Bless and Keep You Safe
Heres to a swift military defeat in 2010. The sooner the defeat the quicker you will all be safely home (at least those still alive) and the greater the humiliation for Brown the war criminal.
Waste not being picked up for a month by the council NAZI’s
Northampton Borough Council has warned residents not to overfill their bins or they will be fined for fly-tipping, which carries a maximum penalty of £50,000 or five years imprisonment.
A spokesman said: ‘We appreciate that more waste is generated during the Christmas period.
‘But when putting out their rubbish residents with wheelie bins must ensure it is all contained within the bin with the lid closed.
‘Additional waste left to the side of bins will not be collected and will be classified as fly-tipping.’
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1237777/Millions-wait-ONE-MONTH-bins-emptied-councils-refuse-reschedule-bank-holiday-collections.html?ITO=1708&referrer=yahoo#ixzz0aSgi7tV3
Ah, the rise of the pettyfogging clipboard wielding nazicrat. These people have been waiting years to wield this sort of power, and they absolutely love it. Local authorities need a huge clear out….get rid of these jumped up pipsqueaks who wouldn’t survive 2 mins in the private sector.
I think its payback from when they (over paid council bosses)were bullied at school, these twats are all the same like VOSN inspectors who keep pulling me over to see if f I have enough screen wash in van’s widscreen washers(true!)or community police who serve no purpose in life and get payed more than front line troops in Afganistan. Also why are there so many old people in hi vis vests and clipboards at the side of the road spying on people? Who the fucks paying for that and why are they doing it? Just look at the money the councils are rakeing in with parking fines this year raked in by twats on L plated scooters, there was one in our village at 7.00 in the morning putting a fine on a local trader un loading his van for his business poor bastard probaly just keeping his head above water when some spotty twat slaps 60 quid fine on his van!
Northampton Bourough Council offices were taken over by the feared Russian Security Directorate in Kingsley Amis`s novel Russian Hide and Seek.
House prices will FALL by up to 10% in 2010, top economists warn
House prices are predicted to plunge again next year in a move that could deal a crippling blow to Britain’s economic recovery. Despite staging a surprise recovery in 2009 economists are forecasting property prices to resume their downward path during the coming 12 months. Commentators had forecast house price falls of between five and 20 per cent for this year, following the 15 per cent decline seen in 2008. But a shortage of properties on the market, combined with record low interest rates, helped to provide some support for house prices.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1237769/House-prices-FALL-10-2010-economists-warn.html?ITO=1708&referrer=yahoo#ixzz0aShqupHB
Paying a mortgage is easy for some.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-393900/Immigrants-defrauding-benefits-pay-houses-home.html
What does he mean “up to”? The only factor that has been supporting house prices this year is QE. In fact QE has supported not just house prices, but other asset prices too, such as FTSE100 stock prices. When the phony stimulus is eventually pulled, as it will HAVE to be soon, and interest rates rocket, the whole rotten edifice will collapse; the magic mirrors will shatter, the smoke will disperse and the whole illusion will be plain for all to see for what it always was: an elaborate con-trick to buy time.
Oh, sorry! Yeah, I forgot to mention the lowest interest rates since 1694 have also had more than a little influence in this phony reflationary phenomenon.
Best financial advice I can give y’all is kill yourselves before you starve to death or freeze in February’s vicious, icy, biting, gales.
They can’t withdraw stimulus. They know it. They’ll simply keep printing..and printing….and printing.
You mean house prices will have a rising affordability.
High House prices are good only for those who tax sales.
Just like to say that the invective against Scottish politicians by bloggers is not aimed at ordinary Scottish people, most of whom are equally trapped by the shallow politics as are their neighbours South of the border. Maybe the Scots ought to have full independence, but that is an issue for them to decide. So, here’s a benevolent Scottish sketch for Auld Lang Syne an’ all that……
A kindly old Scottish couple in a vintage Citroen CV2 pick up a hitchhiker thumbing a lift North in a raging snowstorm. He turns out to be a struggling young comedy club performer, called Mick trying to get back to Scotland after a London gig, so he is delighted they too are heading for Edinburgh. Several hours afterwards, 30 minutes North of Berwick in a snowstorm there is puncture and the car is forced to stop off in a lay-by miles from anywhere. The emergency services are all busy and the Citroen owners had forgotten to pack the spare tyre. It looks as if they are all going to spend a pretty rough night by the roadside when the comedian tells them he grew up in the wilds and his Dad had taught him a solution for all mechanical emergencies. He proceeds to use the vehicle’s prehistoric on-board tool kit to remove the punctured wheel and tyre, discards the completely shredded inner tube, then, in the plain sight of the couple rolls up his old, leather Mac, which he says is too ragged to care about any more, stuffs it inside the rubber tyre and reassembles the wheel with the garment inside.
This looks pretty rudimentary he says, but it will get us through the bumpy last 20 miles to Edinburgh. Sure as his word, the wheel despite being very uneven, delivers them all the way to the safety of Edinburgh Town, saving the day. The couple are delighted. They thank him for his ingenuity and while they are saying their goodbyes they ask him what is his full name.
Haven’t you guessed by now? replies the comedian: It’s Micheal MacInTyre!
ffs
Comedian. He’s as funny as woodworm in a cripple’s crutch.
Ive just sold our house for £150,000
The council will go fuckin mad when they find out !
Merry Christmas and a peacful 2010 to Guido and all his subcribers!
A White horse walks into a pub !
He says to the barman a pint of bitter please !
The barman says We have a whisky named after you !
The Horse says what Eric ?
Quasimodo limps in and asks for a scotch.
The barman says, “Famous Grouse?”
“No” says Quasi, “the Bells, the Bells!”
This blog is so fucked. Now we have Phil O’Pastree swapping ‘jokes’ with TERRY FUCKWITT.
Get a grip Fawkes. If we wanted to listen to this shite, we’d get old videos of Jim Davidson FFS.
If you wanted to be a blog censor, fuck off back to Labourlist.
Teacher’s Snitch hasn’t realised that Guido is on vacation.
I’m fucking dead you dopey pair of сunts, and if you wankers can be off topic so can I. Now bog off, and start a circle jerk where someone gives a fuck.
isn’t it odd how the new labour trolls who hate me steal my name and pretend to be me.
fucking weird, innit?
Whoooooooooosh!!
What a hapless clunker.
The twats have stolen my name as well. That is fucking weird.
Good news (I think, just so long as they destroy each other before they destroy us) :
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/6866268/Gordon-Brown-Lord-Mandelson-rift.html
Mandelson kicks universities, Hutton right, Brown IS a f****** disaster as PM and Maguire in sickening ‘Brown is a good dad’ paean
Maguire paeans Brown, whilst Brown pees on the country. Great.
I’m just off for a slash so there’ll be no moderation of posts for the next 30 minutes.
Extend that break to 31 minutes, and you can get a wank in as well.
It looks like Gordon Brown has made Peter Mandelson look a right chump
Even neutral observers must agree it was Peter Mandelson that saved Brown, and how was he rewarded?
Yeah we all feel for the bastard.
He left that for Stalin to do.
Sorry, reply to 1225.
COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATISM IN ACTION
Just think – the old homeless guy who sits outside my local station doesn’t know what it’s like to have a full tummy on Christmas Day.
But he will do this Friday, thanks to me -
I’m gonna go down there and tell him.
what apity itler didnt kill 6 million lefties as well
“Just think – the old homeless guy who sits outside my local station doesn’t know what it’s like to have a full tummy on Christmas Day.”
That’s because the сunt spends all his money on Merrydown cider.
Labour election-rigging plans progressing nicely.
Dear Santa
I don’t want any Christmas presents such as IPods or Playstations.
I just want one present.
Well,actually two.
1.)The death of Gordon Brown
2.)The death of the Labour Party
Thank you
A child,aged 12.
Also a Real IRA bullet through the head of that treacherous turncoat Shaun Woodward would make a nice stocking filler.
Don’t forget quisling Quentin Davies.
Apparently the BBC ITN Sky and other channels already have prepared footage for the eventuality of Gordon Browns death in office. They even have footage to show of Peter Mandelson urinating on Browns grave and headstone while other cabinet members look on and laugh.
It will be worn out by the time its needed from people cheering themselves up.
Can I be the first on this blog to say “fuck”?
Thank you.
Bags I can be first in the new year.
Probably the first Pope.
Probably the first Archbishop.
Spaedo the wifebeater posting the same ol crap.
Speado the wifebeater posting the same ol crap.
BREAKING NEWS: Gordon Brown will not give evidence to the Iraq inquiry until after next year’s election
What a surprise….
More legendary “courage” from old Cyclops.
A little tip for Sarah Brown. Once you’ve done with the wrapping paper this year, why not put it on a piece of string in the lav so Gordon can get more use out of it, and then post it on Twitter? Classy.
or better still,why not strangle him in his single bed one night pretty soon and we can be done with the lump of excrement that is your grotty husband
I rather like this snippet from the Mail’s readers’ comments in connection with shoplifting :
‘Don’t steal, the Government hates competition.’
HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK 1. Open a new file in your computer. 2. Name it ‘Gordon Brown’. 3. Send it to the Recycle Bin. 4. Empty the Recycle Bin. 5. Your PC will ask you ”Do you really want to get rid of Gordon Brown?” 6. Firmly Click Yes. 7. Feel better? GOOD! – Tomorrow we’ll do Peter Mandelson!
I’ve tried it with ‘Dave “Tally Ho” Cameron’ but it’s obviously not working.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/6872213/MPs-expenses-police-hand-more-files-of-evidence-to-the-CPS.html.
Is the CPS an independent body?
why have none of these ‘innocent until proved guilty’ people been named?
if it was an ordinary person they would be all over the newspapers by now??
once again, the public are being taken for a ride by these dismal authorities
If any further evidence was needed that Chilcott is a whitewash, read this:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/gordon-brown/6872015/Iraq-inquiry-Gordon-Brown-given-special-treatment.html
I loved this
“The Committee believes that only after the General Election can these Ministers give their evidence fully without the hearings being used as a platform for political advantage.
I think blocking may give more political advantage because it will imply that Brown has stuff to hide
Surely not, Gordon has been using this general election which seems to be taking an eternity to come around as an excuse for do nothing about everything.
Good reply from the Speccie.
http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/5662271/identifying-browns-culpability-in-iraq.thtml
Very OT
What kind of administrator discards assets?
I hear that all those Borders stores that closed for the last time last night were ordered to tip the remaining books into skips outside the building
Folk are now helping themselves
was there any adult video’s left? You know how it gets Jacqui going.
SOAPYFUCKINGTITWANKMOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!
Fisssst.
A happy Christmas to you all. We’re going to have a lovely time watching DVDs and videos.
Have you put the expenses claim for your Christmas entertainment in the post?
I asked my husband to do it but he said he’s got his hands full.
Any chance of a tittyfuck ?
Good God man, have you no shame, you will have to look at her face, pure ZaNuLiebor harridan, ‘my clit’s bigger than your penis, through and through!
It was 25th December, and the phone rang in the porter’s lodge at Jesus college, Oxford. The voice on the phone said;
“Is that Jesus?”
The porter answered
“yes”
And the voice started singing..
“Happy Birthday to you….”
Pass the coke and the Lithuanian chicks.
You can fucking count me in for a start.
As Transport Secretary, I am sorry to hear on SKY about all your travelling problems but there’s not much I can do as I’ve just gone on a luxury skiing holiday in Austria. Goo luck to you all and a very merry Chrustmas!
Have you taken all the fucking grit with you!
Brown and Mandy have pre-christmas domestic.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/6866268/Gordon-Brown-Lord-Mandelson-rift.html
Stop buying Fish Fingers and Mobile phones NOW!
Help stop this Hunt becoming your new Mandleson
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01202/david-ross-460_1202741c.jpg
Just checking whether I can get a more accurate description past the auto censor than hoon.
Check him out, this guy is a total fucking prick and possibly a ginger puber.
Cυnt
That’s the one!
Worra lorra lorra posts!
Well this is a bit boring now.
Why can’t guido get someone to cover during the break?
That’s a fucking well funny name.
You sexist сunt.
“As one door closes, another one opens”
Try telling that to Elisabeth Fritzl
Merry Christmas to all libertarians on this blog(apart from the libabcon trolls)whether right or left or centre.
Its been a real slice this year, lets hope for better next year!
See yah around.
Cassie K.
Brown – your scum govt obviously don’t like law and justice in this country – so we shall start taking it into our own hands.
Girls mown down by scum immigrants with no driving licence and allowed to stay in the UK.
A burglar gets set free and the victim is jailed.
Brown – we shall take justice into our own hands.
Brown – as repellent as a freshly laid dog turd.
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich
The barman looks at him and says, “Hang on! You’re a duck.”
“I see your eyes are working,” replies the duck.
“And you can talk!” exclaims the barman.
“I see your ears are working, too,” says the duck.. “Now if you don’t
mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?”
“Certainly, sorry about that,” says the barman as he pulls the duck’s pint.
“It’s just we don’t get many ducks in this pub.. What are you doing
round this way?”
“I’m working on the building site across the road,” explains the duck.
“I’m a plasterer.”
The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn
more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag
and proceeds to read it.
So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids
the barman good day and leaves. The same thing happens for two weeks
Then one day the circus comes to town.
The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him
“You’re with the circus, aren’t you? Well, I know this duck that
could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats
sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!”
“Sounds marvellous,” says the ringmaster, handing over his business card.
“Get him to give me a call.”
So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says,
“Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really
good money.”
“I’m always looking for the next job,” says the duck. “Where is it?”
“At the circus,” says the barman.
“The circus?” repeats the duck.
“That’s right,” replies the barman.
“The circus?” the duck asks again. “That place with the big tent?”
“Yeah,” the barman replies.
“With all the animals who live in cages, and performers who live in
caravans?” says the duck.
“Of course,” the barman replies.
“And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole inthe middle?” persists the duck.
“That’s right!” says the barman.
The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says
“What the f…. would they want with
It is understandable that Brown is just fed up with having Mandelson on his back all the time
Elton John is divorcing his long time partner David Furnish because
he had Sex behind his back.
But it wasn’t that long ago, Jacqui, that Elton took him up this aisle.
Did he have a nice ring?
http://toryardvaark.wordpress.com/2009/12/23/gordon-mandy-go-out-for-a-little-drinkie/
No Guido – let’s see if getting comments up above 9,999 breaks the system.
Bah humbug & bollocks to one & all.
An intruder broke into my house last night and managed to overpower me and tie me up.
“Right, I’ll give you two options” he said
“You can let me fuck your arse red raw OR you can watch this compilation DVD of Lenny Henry stand-up material I’ve got in my bag”.
No choice really was there.
My arse still fucking hurts.
I was really angry when my mates got me an anal vibrator for my birthday.
I hated them for it, but now, I’ve put it behind me…..
I bet you have, you little poof, and I don’t mean the real Dave.
A lot of people are complaining nowadays that the magic of Christmas is dead thanks to the materialistic world we live in. Personally, I feel Christmas hasn’t done enough to keep up to date with society.
The truth being that if the Elves went on strike, Rudolph admitted to being an alcoholic and Santa wore a turban then people would probably relate to it more.
It’s all about modernisation, people.
YOU’RE BARRED!
Merry Christmas everyone!
Please use a Birmingham accent when reading this blog.
D’you wanna bang in my gang, my gang, my gang?
Merry Christmas, Gordon !!!
Thanks for the knight hood – and the lovely pension too !!
I’m nearly as rich as Tony B£iar and I aim to be as rich as your mate
Sean Woodward.
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The word i am thinking of starts with “C” and ends in “T”, and it contains a “U” and an “N” in the middle. This word describes something that is rough and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside…
what is it?
Coconut
Dirty bastards…
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fuck off tat it’s getting old now.
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What else could it be, you dirty little fuck?
Heads up to all Bloggers!
Make this your Christmas number one:
Please please please Santa – make it that Gordon Brown – the most hated man in this country – dies a long slow death very soon.
He is the fraudster who has ruined our country.
This website must be run by the same people in charge of Eurostar and gritting the roads of Basingstoke!
If you could see what I can see, when I’m lickin’ winnders
Guido receives an honorary knighthood and is presented to the Queen.
“That reminds me” he says “I must buy some stamps.”
Happy Holidays!
….and may your thoughts be with the lovely lady Christian school teacher sacked for offering prayers.
Russian pussy can be fucking expensive!
Could it be the lack of helicopters?
I hope Gordon Brown, Aintworthashit the cabinet and the Labour party have the shittiest Xmas ever and a horriffic new year where the stain of their evil is wiped away once and for all NEVER EVER TO RETURN!
British soldier killed on patrol in Afghanistan• Death is third this week.
The soldier from the Parachute Regiment was killed by an improvised bomb while on foot patrol near Sangin in Helmand province yesterday afternoon, the Ministry of Defence said. His family have been informed.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/dec/23/british-soldier-killed-afghanistan?CMP=AFCYAH
Well Poppy I agree with every word you said!!!!
All my thoughts are with their families. How are they to bear such a loss during Christmas Week?!!
I was walking through the park with my Gran when we saw some 13 year old chav girl drinking cider on a park bench.
My gran was disgusted, she said “It’s terrible to see how people act these days. I hope your girlfriend would never be seen drinking booze in a park on a Tuesday morning!”
I said “Of course not, she’s got class.”
“That’s good to hear, it’s rare in young woman these days.” she replied.
“No” I explained, “I mean, she’s got class on a Tuesday morning, so we don’t get pissed till she finishes school”.
Look what Mr Brown has sent me for Christmas – £2 million
OFFICE OF THE PRIME MINISTER
TREASURY AND MINISTER FOR CIVIL SERVICE,
LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM.
Our ref: ATM/13470/IDR
Your ref:…Date: 21/12/2009
IMMEDIATE PAYMENT NOTIFICATION
I am The Rt Hon Gordon Brown MP,Prime Minister British Government. This letter
is to officially inform you that (ATM Card Number 048000101775550) has been
accredited with your favor. Your Personal Identification Number is 477.The
VISA Card Value is £2,000,000.00(Two Million, Great British Pounds Sterling).
This office will send to you an Visa/ATM CARD that you will use to withdraw
your funds in any ATM MACHINE CENTER or Visa card outlet in the world with a
maximum of £5000 GBP daily.Further more,You will be required to re-confirm the
following information to enable;The Rt Hon David Miliband MP Secretary of
State for Foreign and Commonwealth Office. begin in processing of your VISA CARD.
(1)Full names: (2)Address: (3)Country: (4)Nationality: (5)Phone #: (6)Age:
(7)Occupation: (8) Post Codes
Forward Reply To: ukdirectgov@8.am
TAKE NOTICE: That you are warned to stop further communications with any other
person(s) or office(s) different from the staff of the State for Foreign and
Commonwealth Affairs to avoid hitches in receiving your payment.
Regards,
The Rt Hon Gordon Brown MP
Prime Minister
Global warming?? I was going to get an open topped sports car, on second thoughts I might just make it a 4×4……second ice age is on it’s way, doubt that Gordo or his clowns will admit it
Peace !!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1237766/Mentally-ill-Briton-facing-death-penalty-China-drug-smuggling-WAS-given-fair-trial-Beijing-insists.html
wow….nice to see Gordo putting lots of effort into saving a pakistani drug smuggler…..
Suppose it makes me a racist if I have no views on if he is executed or spends the rest of his life in prison !!
Merry Christmas
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1237766/Mentally-ill-Briton-facing-death-penalty-China-drug-smuggling-WAS-given-fair-trial-Beijing-insists.html
I for one will not stand in the way of an execution…….. peace and a very Merry Christmas to all !!
Methinks you do protest too much…..no doubt waiting for Friday prayers, do not forget to wear two pairs of trousers !!
Actually I think you’ve made the wrong deduction there billybob. The Jesus we believe in is a prophet in Islam , a true muslim would not defile him like that.
I think you need to look elsewhere for your culprit.
You are just a naughty school boy whose Mum is not keeping track of his internet use, or you are edballs or charlie whelan.
And you are just trying to shock when in fact you are just being pathetic.
Thank you Tat. You are an education!! I had not recognised the zionist input!!
I hope some time in 2010 , as old as I am, I get to meet you at one of Guido’s meet and greet events!!
Of course, we shan’t agree, but I think we might agree to disagree!!
You’ll easily recognise him.
He’ll be the one in the gimp outfit.
The rabbi tells his congregation, “I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it’s still out there in your pockets.”
My girlfriend and I were in bed when she seductively asked me if I’d like something warm and wet to slurp on.
I said: “Yeah…go downstairs and make me a cuppa tea”.
time you went to bed Big Boy !!
Try this Big Boy…………. probably more to your liking !!
http://sioe.wordpress.com/
eorges…
What the hell has happened to this blog? Moderation is off and the Marxist trolls, Libertarian looneytunes, Anarchists, the Transgender Labour supporting community as well as the plain Mentally ill are now running amok.
There are literally dozens of vile spiteful comments. Its like an internet blog version of Lord of the Flies. So much for the Christmas spirit of Christian charity hope and being kind to small fury animals. The way these scumbags have set about Nell is truely shameful. Whatever happened to polite political discussion?
is a hedgehog a furry animal?
You musn’t expect christian charity from this labour government which is so intent upon personal aggrandisement and so disinterested in the welfare of the rest of us. And there is no human kindness to be had from the party who must not be named because they are only concerned with annihilating things.
Beyond that there are lots of human relationships to celebrate. Look to our lads in Afghanistan. Their team loyalty and their commitment to one another is , for me, a fantastic celebration of all the best of human qualities.
Hear’s hoping for a more peaceful 2010!
Modded. Oh Dear! let’s try again!
You musn’t expect human kindness from this labour government which is so intent upon accumulating personal wealth and completely disinterested in the welfare of the rest of us. And there is no civility to be had from the party who must not be named because they are only concerned with annihilating things.
Beyond that there are lots of human relationships to celebrate. Look to our lads in Afghanistan. Their team loyalty and their commitment to one another is , for me, a fantastic celebration of all the best of human qualities.
Here’s hoping for a more peaceful 2010!
Why are you always getting modded Nell?, do tell, but that would be a pointless exercise lost in transmoderation, enjoy your Norfolk Turkey and vote for Xmas.
Nell could you please stop the endless sentimental and melancholy posts about Afghanistan. We all appreciate its a very bad war and our servicemen have been treated appallingly. Hopefully 2010 will bring a swift military defeat and most can then return hope safely. The bigger and more humiliating the defeat the worse it will be for Brown and his Government. It will discourage future British Governments from criminal foreign adventures. So the best thing that the boys and girls in Afghanistan can do for their country is to lose quick and lose big just as they did in Basra.
Merry Christmas.
Don’t you understand that nell is the only person whose grandparents fought in the great war which gives her the right to speak for the nation. Didn’t she tell us that Harry Patch personally blamed Bob Ainsworth for the Somme debacle? Hasn’t she bleated endlessly on to the doubting voter that a walk in the war cemetries will convince them to vote conservative? Does she not unmask every dissenting voice to be really Damian/Tom Watson/Lord Foulkes/Derek Draper or Charlie Whelan?
There’s nothing like a bit of good old down to earth country wisdom to make the cock crow. Just ask TaT.
Personally I think Nell has other personal matters she should fret about.
I just had my monthly check up at the S.T.D Clinic and guess who I sat next to
in the waiting room, none other than Daniel Quilp and he told me he caught
his dose off some old bird who lives in Lincolnshire.
Suggest you have a little confidential visit to the local S.T.D. unit Nell,just to be
safe rather than sorry.
” Christmas spirit of Christian charity”.
Lolz!
> Whatever happened to polite political discussion?
Eh? Polite? Here!? I think you want Mrs Dales Ye Olde Blog.
and the award for ‘clutching at straws’ poster of the year is:
DRUM ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
“Am I the only one who has noticed whenever an opinion poll shows the gap narrowing between Labour and the Tories the FTSE and Sterling start soaring. When there’s a poll suggesting the Tories might be pulling away again, the FTSE and Sterling move down dramatically.
The markets seem to be very afraid of the Tories winning the next election. Or it could just be a coincidence?
by Richie Rich December 23rd, 2009 at 1:28 pm
No Ritchie Rich its just coincidence but keep clutching at those straws.
Nevermind the service – where’s the spirits – Goslings Family Reserve anyone?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/blog/2009/dec/23/gordon-brown-chilcot-inquiry-michael-white
As gordon celebrates Christmas, hopefully holed up in -16 temperatures in Scotland, he’ll be relieved to know he hasn’t got to face the Chilcott Inquiry into the Iraq War, until after the next General Election.
Because sure as hell, Chilcott will find that, as Chancellor, he underfunded and under-supplied the troops in Iraq to the point where men died because they didn’t have the proper equipment, just as he has done in Afghanistan.
In my book gordon is a criminal guilt of murder.
Some good questions for him to answer.
http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/5662271/identifying-browns-culpability-in-iraq.thtml
For Christmas I Bought my wife a new iron and a dildo !
If she dont like the iron ,Then she can go fuck herself !
We want lots of independents Tat but NOT a hung Parliament. We need the Tories in with a working majority.
Would be good if the Independents and Liberals made up the 2nd party and labour ended up 3rd or even fourth in the HoC. I should like that!
Have a Good Christmas Tat!!
Just sat down with my first glass of red wine. Cheers! Looking forward to Christmas Eve with my little one and fairy tales of stockings by the fireplace and myths of father christmas coming down our impossibly small chimney! Thank God for the inocence of childhood!
That’s right nell. We need a government comprised of honest, hardworking, self sacrificing ministers who are utterly sympathetic to the struggle us ordinary folk are experiencing. People like Alan Duncan, Eric Pickles, Francis Maude, Nadine Dorries, George Osborne, David Cameron and the rest of the grab what you can gang. And before you sling the usual insult of labour troll, i hate them as much as you do, but i’ll be buggered before i vote for the other side of the trough.
Well Vass are you going to vote for gordon, aintbustinagut, straw, spineless johnson, harpyharriett, and let them put mandy, baronessu, and all their other unelected grasping minister’s into office?
It’s a question of ‘you choose your poison’? isn’t it?? I know which poison I prefer having seen this criminal labour crew in action for 12 years!!!!
It’s time to give someone else a chance , given that this incompetent labor shower are failing so spectacularly.
Why take any poison? Don’t you understand that you’ve been conditioned into thinking that it’s a choice between two cheeks of the same backside. Why not open your mind to the possibility of another way, one that doesn’t involve swallowing anything disagreeable
And how are Independents to form a cohesive government ?
We’ll end up like the Italians – loads of coalitions – a new government every year and sometimes twice a year.
No stability.
What we really need, at the moment , is for the Independemts to curtail labour’s power (destroy them preferably).
And then if the tories come into power and don’t perform very well, we need the Independents to curtail them !!!!
A sort of balancing act that prevents the extremism that we have suffered with this present government over the last 12 years!!!!
On the contrary, i think you’re hoping to beat around somebody’s bush.
Vote Tory.
Tat why are you more perceptive than me??
You read people far better than I do!!
That’s because he’s on top boy.
There’s no choice left now Thieves.
I cannot suffer fuckholes any longer
I’m going to have to grab the least shitty end of a very shitty stick.
And i’m not a fucking tory!
Happy Christmas Folks!! Relax and Enjoy!!!
Good Night and God Bless!!
Dear Godl look after our troops in Afghanistan over Christmas and New Year because some of us out here are thinking about them!!!!
God bless you, too, Nell. You’re a decent sort – unlike that wanker Tat who probably works for the BBC and sidelines for the Guardian in-between exchanging wanks with Peter Mandelson in the fucking Orangery at the Bot-tanical Gardens at Kew.
Tat! If y’ou’re reading this: you’re a knob-head! Repent! Repent! Desist from calling others rude names you stupid c’unt! This is the season of guidwullie so fuck off and have some respect for others, ya English SHITEHOLE.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1233499/KENNETH-CLARKE-Harriet-Harman-went-George-Osbornes-school-Ed-Balls-went–Sorry-Gordon-class-war-over.html
Interesting take on gordon’s class war.
Kenneth Clarke won a scholarship to the Independent Nottingham High – Ed Balls was a fee paying student because he wasn’t bright enough to pass his eleven-plus and because his parents could afford to pay his school fees despite his failure!!!!
Priveleged labour existence huh??
A pikey girl gets married but is worried about the first night sex.
She confides in her mother ” Ma, Billy boy told me he wants to put his most prize possesion where I piss”
“now don’t be silly mary-jo” replies Ma
” why would he put his Tarmac rake in the kitchen sink??”
Boom! Boom!
Which prem manager went to see his new signing (Nickerz Onnandoff) on an industrial estate?
Hi Mr Fawkes
Can i ask to read this post
http://www.labourlist.org/please-give-generously-to-homeless-charities-this-christmas
Yes it is on Labourlist, But i would like all to remeber over christmas those not as lucky as us , there is no need to comment unles you want to .
Thanks
Actually most of us subscribe to one or other of those charities , and not just at Christmas.
I doubt, however that our mandy’s, gordon’s, charlie’s, edballs or aintbustinagut’s subscribe to those charities or any others. Their only interest is themselves!!
“most”?. I think you mean “some”. How dare you think you speak for all of us.
And he’s one of the tories shining stars. He makes Jedward look electable.
Global Warming,don’t make me f—-g puke.
Outside it’s snowing like mad and in little more than an hour the road is white were it was black and traffic flowing freely,now the traffic is snails pace.
Our efficient council Wigan seems to be on the back foot,I hear that they have run out of salt/grit,dont know if this is true or not,but I do know what is true,no bin collections until next week,something about not safe to pull the bins across snow.
What the f— is this country coming to.
Just where has the bulldog spirit gone to with this bunch of marxist tossers in charge,my grandfather,god rest his soul,who was a wise old bugger would have been apalled at the state this country is in under this crap government that calls itself labour,they wouldn’t know what labour means if it fell on them,what a betrayal of the working people of this country.
As for the other two parties my advice is dont vote for any of the tossers vote for others.
*NOTE TO GUIDO*
Hope the outlaws are keeing your sherry glass well topped up and that microsoft have come to the rescue with a downloaded malicious softwear removal tool that will zap the previous download.
As you can see, all is well here, we’re keeping an orderly house, well, apart from the scammers, nutters, the nazi-zionist-marxist-bee n pee trolls, the psychos, the whackos, the jerk-offs, the shysters, the multiple personas, the paranoids, the dope-heads, crack-heads and piss heads….and of course, in amongst it all, the lovely, wonderfully surreal Nell who, like a St trinians headmistress, politely chides those who run amok in gay abandon with meat cleavers.
So, business as usual really me old cocker. Have a good one. See yer soon?
“Nell who, like a St trinians headmistress,politely chides those who run amok”
Or a carefully constructed tory troll blindly following her masters orders.
and we’re the creme de la creme de menthe of the Internet.
Happy Xmas and New Years to everyone.
As a devout Muslim, I demand you retract that greeting in full since neither of its clauses are applicable in modern Britain.
Personally, i’m quite cool with Cameron as prime minister. He’s pro EU, pro Bilderburg, pro NWO, pro NHS and pro interventionist big government. In fact, i think he’s one of us.
Many of us never doubted it.
I’d rather have a good shite and a cup of hot tea, frankly.
This is my Christmas joke, and like me, it has come early.
I like Private Eye – I can buy it in Waitrose…
Ah, Islamist Tolerance at its finest.
I think we’ve managed to shift the glare of unfavourable publicity away from dodgy doners like Lord Ashcroft.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1238149/First-picture-girl-assault-claim-home-Tory-donor-David-Ross.html
A doner is a kebab. A donor is somebody who donates their money, organs and other things to somebody else. I hear they are looking for organ donors to donate their brains. I don’t suppose they’d want yours as you can’t spell. You must have been educated post-1970.
Jan, technically you’re right of course, but if you’ve ever had a dodgy doner and had to spent two hours on the lavvie, you might not be so pedantic.
Fuck me! You have finally come out with some heartfelt Season’s Greetings, Tat!
Nice to see the spirit of the time of the year we’re no longer allowed to mention hasn’t passed you by. This is the time of year that everyone should be everyone’s neighbour and friend and all that bollocks.
Anyway, what I really want to say is: happy C******** you miserable fucker and stop abusing everyone FFS you pikey c’unt.
No one should be as rude as you have been to fellow posters at this time of year, so I’ll thank you to shut the fuck up, be nice to everyone and if you don’t we’ll just have to cave your head in. You have 20 seconds to comply. Thank you.
Well then,
Of all fuckwits small and proud,
Best wishes on this festive season to all those deniers of FUCKING LOGIC.
Destroy your Planet, Be Merry, Twats, In the firm knowledge that you’re making some extroardinarliy rich Twats , EVEN RICHER.
Be Merrily proud
Best to you all.
Fuckwit, dumb arsehole climate abusers.
Take a look at yourselves.
Global Warming – Bollocks !!
looks like a tree hugger cannot hold his/her drink … pip pip !!
What has Labour done for us?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/6874394/Failed-asylum-seeker-who-left-school-girl-to-die-after-crash-allowed-to-stay-in-Britain.html
just about sums up this country…..
What’s your problem? Immigrants enrich our culture! They come here to do they jobs you and I don’t want to do! We need immigration to ensure future economic growth! Multiculturalism is to be embraced! Strangers are just friends you haven’t met yet!
Has the Mail taken up some bait thrown out by the Victoria Street spin machine? The old KBG used to be fond of hiring blondes to discredit adversaries.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1238149/First-picture-girl-assault-claim-home-Tory-donor-David-Ross.html
Hymie is telling his friends about his recent divorce. “Yes, it’s true. Sylvie divorced me for religious reasons. She worshiped money and I lost it all.”
Peter “serial sex killer” Tobin
Alistair “wallet-moth” Darling
Gordon “Psycholps” Brown
Tony “The Warmonger” Blair
Dave “Cast Iron” Camerhoon
Rotten Bank of Shysters
Horrid Bank of Shysters
Fred the Shred
Heroin
Malcolm Rifkind
Butterscottish
Poverty
Alex “Oil Grabber” Salmond
Scabies
Tennant’s Lager
McEwan’s Bitter
Razor gangs
Scotch beggars in London
“Baroness Scotland”
Strathclyde Police
Jocks
Jocky Wilson
Jockstraps
The word scabies itself is derived from the Latin word for “scratch” (scabere).
So I blame the Latin-Americans!
There has been a lot of talk about me attending Bilderberg meetings and about me sweating like a rapist. I do sweat like a rapist but I cannot say anything about what happens at the Bilderberg meetings because if I did then I would be assassinated.
I don’t want to talk about the fact that I am a lying c’unt who is a lord under false pretences and who is using tax free foreign cash to fund the tories British election campaign(that can’t be legal, right? see lawyers about this,ED) and I don’t want my lie to be exposed and for me to be publicly exposed as a liar because it would cost the Conservative Party the next election and I will be soley to blame for that avoidable loss.
If only I wasn’t such a greedy, lying c’unt, eh?
If only Dave had stood up to me it would have all been so different.
What could have been.
The comments section could do with a goodeal of moderation, Fawkes. Valuable contributions are lost amidst the whirlwinds of self-indulgent obscenity and petty in-fighting between nonentities.
that was more comments than I have ever read before.
Is there anything else anybody wants to say?