Sion Simon Spoils Telegraph Expenses Exposure
Sion Simon MP has blown tomorrow’s Telegraph splash about the fact he paid his sister £40,000 rent out of his parliamentary allowances. Simon has announced he will be paying back twenty thousands pounds of this rent that he claimed after the rule banning renting from family came into force. He gave the exclusive to his local paper in a severely unsubtle damage limitation move. Thomas Legg has ruled that all family deals since 2004 are tainted, hence why Bernard Jenkin got a £63,000 bill so it isn’t exactly clear why Simon isn’t paying back the full amount.
This is a move straight out of the political scoundrels and troughers play-book, along with reporting yourself (after you have been caught a la Hain, Harman et al). It doesn’t really wash, he broke the rules he should pay back the whole £45,000. incidentally, he was shacked up with Nicola Burdett, Gordon Brown’s SpAd who was in charge of keeping him out of embarrassing situations. An impossible task…
See also Meet the Man in Charge of Digital Britain, Simon Spoofs Webcameron, and the classic tears of laughter rolling down your face New Statesman article.
what a cun’t
imagine troughing with your family members in such a blatant and dishonest way
The man’s a bigger joke than Gordon Brown.
He’s the next labour leader then!
Why haven’t you forced the resignation of this guy yet, guido? … what you waiting for?
Let’s not force his resignation. I’d like to see him as the next labour leader.
That way they aren’t likely to win another general election for at least two generations and hopefully three!!!
“Its not a matter of If its when. Benefit thieves were closing in on you”
(unless your a troughing scumbag MP of course where you can fill your boots to your hearts delight, defraud, lie and break the law even as a minister and nothing will be done)
nuff said I think
Leave him alone. He’s a nice boy.
Amongst the legion of never ending Labour morons, Sion Simon tops the lot, he is the moron’s, moron.
Regarding the troughing, well I would be surprised if had hadn’t been on the make.
In his defence he could plead diminished responsibilty and have a very good case. Bang him up in Broadmore in the next cell to Peter Sutcliffe, within a week Sutcliffe would be hacking at his own artery with a blunt piece of wood.
W.W.
How the fucking fucketty-fuck did this omni-twat ever get to be an MP?
Unbelievable.
how does this clown become a Minister
Its one of those horrifying flaws in democracy.
(_._) A normal arse
(_£_) Sion’s arse
(_o_) Lord Manhandler’s arse
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Simple really they have used up everyone who was any good and at the naff end of a parliament and with so many resignations what is left – crap. Sion Simon just the name gives it away a complete fucking wast of space.
In the land of the JOHNA any pratt can be a minister.
Impossible but he comes close. Dick the size of his pea brain.
When this self appointed satirist was a journalist on the Telegraph (!!!!) didn’t he announce that he was going blind.
£40,000 rent out of his parliamentary allowances. Simon has announced he will be paying back twenty thousands pounds of this rent
So what has happened to the £20.000 deficit?
Let’s be honest this labour crew are very poor money managers.
I suspect he spent it all on cheap rubbish that is now cluttering up his flat whilst his bank account overdraft is maxed out and he is being hounded for overdue payments on credits cards etc.
My boyfriend tat said he spent it all on crack cocaine
you been rifling through your own bins again tramp ?
those are your own crackpipes stalker
Think that TaT has really never got over his Crack/Smack euphoric recall. Do you remember the time you set your last car on fire? And you thought it was insured? What a hoot. All those fire engines. All the heat and commotion. Bit of a shock to find out that you had no cover because of certain ‘Material Facts’, not being disclosed. The rest of the Flats will never forget it! Bless.
Let’s be honest this labour crew are very poor money managers.
Tessa Jowell AKA T Mills…”This is true”
Which kung fu that?
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How Sion calculated that £40,000 – £20,000 = £0
He’s sat on the Treasury Committee, hence the basic arithmetic skill.
He worked in the then Department for Innovation (very innovative with figures. Perhaps Jack -Accountancy is not my strong point – has sat the trougher on his knee and had a word ).
In the June 2009 reshuffle, he was appointed Minister for Creative Industries
(creative number work eh Sion?)
“So what has happened to the £20.000 deficit?”
a) he shared it among the people who have spent their lives living in poverty in Labour wards or
b) he’s got it all in his bank account and he spends his evenings looking at his bank statements on-line (with a top-of-the-line eye-wateringly expensive multimedia computer) and laughing, “ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa ha haaa! My precious money, mine! All mine! A-ha ha ha ha haa haa haaarr!”
Answer: (b).
In the Birmingham Post article: “Today, I was contacted by the Daily Telegraph, who informed me that the rules had changed in April 2006 to exclude the rental of property from family members. Until today, I had no notion that the rules had changed in this way.”
He shouldn’t get away with the statement that he had no clue at all till this point in time that the rules had changed. With all the furore about MPs expenses I would have thought any sane* MP would have double checked their expenses and claims thoroughly. The fact that the Commons authorities didn’t inform him personally doesn’t mean that he could carry on regardless. If he doesn’t think to check out his claims with all the publicity how can we trust him to check out aspects of law and such like related to his job. He’s a useless twat.
* Simon isn’t sane by the way
Agreed. Before and since the expenses scandals (sic) just how many individuals/committees and bodies were/are there from whom clarification might be sought regarding any expenses.? Fucking shedloads. And if Sion is saying that everything is so tickety-boo, why is he ‘accepting full responsibility and apologising unreservedly’? Tosser.
If he did not know the rules shouldn’t someone in the Fees office have done so?
Voted moderately against a transparent Parliament.
http://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/sion_simon/birmingham,_erdington
Simon grew up in Birmingham, attending Handsworth Grammar School, where he joined the Labour Party at aged 16.[1] Simon enrolled at Magdalen College, Oxford in 1987, elected head of the college Junior Common Room in his second year.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Si%C3%B4n_Simon
Is this why Dave is against Grammar schools, Only rich twats should be educated to fiddle the system?
Leftist lore has it that this is what “rich twats” do all the time anyway. But when leftists are caught with their fingers in the till there is the added dimension of hypocracy. If for nothing else we can be grateful to Nu Labour for amply demonstrating troughing on a grand scale.
Mr Simon (Lab Erdington), the Minister for Creative Industries
http://www.birminghampost.net/news/politics-news/2009/12/17/birmingham-mp-sion-simon-to-repay-21-000-after-renting-sister-s-flat-65233-25417637/
Well that sounds about right.
There’s one comment on the B’ham Post’s Simon spoiler story…
katesanderstead wrote:
Sion Simon is utter filth. He has admitted basically stealing £21000 from taxpayers to give to his sister, so why is he not in prison?
17/12/2009 7:19 PM GMT on birminghampost.net
Interesting, then, to see that Sion’s Birmingham Post article concludes with the words “It is the opinions of my constituents and fellow citizens in Birmingham which matter to me” . Nuff said!
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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
watch it sail over their heads
However, in April 2006 the Commons authorities published new guidelines, which stated: “Additional Cost Allowance must not be used to meet the costs of a mortgage or for leasing accommodation from: yourself; a close business associate or any organisation or company in which you – or a partner or family member – have an interest; or a partner or family member.”
So how the fuck did Jacqui Smith get away with it? Last time I looked, your Sister is a “family member”.
http://www.birminghampost.net/news/politics-news/2009/12/17/birmingham-mp-sion-simon-to-repay-21-000-after-renting-sister-s-flat-65233-25417637/
I would like to see his sister’s tax returns for this income.
Well, like Jackpot Jacqui’s sister, there is no way that she would not let the HMRC know. Is there?
Inland Revenue are you listening??
Probably not!!! – they are only interested in squeezing the pips out of us, the already ”bled to death’peasants.
Gordon is trying to protect his hothouse mp’s from being too badly treated by either the police or the inland revenue. Best ‘they’keep as much of their wealth as they can!!!!
After all they are going to be unemployable for lots of years after 2010 – we don’t want them dependent on benefits do we??!!
Nell, it would be preferable to reimberse the taxpayer directly, not via a till or mortgage payment
Any company that employs these bastards after they have been carried screeming from their collective trough should be boycotted by all of us.
I think you’re missing the point. Any payment to 5 Bellies’sister would have been minimal – it was just a mechanism to enable 5B to claim her constituency home as her second home and thereby become entitled to an avalanche of household expenses under the ACA system. (“I did nothing wrong. It was all within the rules.”)
Seems that his good old Labour roots, one of caring for ordinary people, freedom for the proletariat and all that jazz has been flung out of the window is exchange for his blatant capitalistic troughing of helping his family.
Power to the people as good old Wolfie Smith used to cry…in this case, not for Sion.
He must be so proud of that performance. On ‘something’or just downright odious.
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Those of us that live in Simon’s constituency call him the ‘missing man’. The local church hall on the high street, in a central location in his constituency where he use to have his surgeries- burnt down. This was in 2007. Since then he is holding surgery at two locations which are hard to reach at the very edges of the boundary.
This is despite there being libraries, leisure centres an countless Nu labour type “community involvement centres” (of the kind where yoofs can learn to graffiti and be anti-social in a safe environment and/or gain an unrealistic aspiration to become famous by being a rap artist) all paid for by the public purse. This has been pointed out to him by letters in the local press and (actual) community groups and yet he doesn’t bother to do anything about it. Probably because the scum that vote for him make up the majority of his constituents, the minority being those of us who actually make demands on the MP to do their job generally voting blue like the rest of England.
Me thinks the chances of getting him to face members of his actual taxpaying public (rather than members of his resource hogging his tax draining public) in the near future are now extremely slim.
Housing benefit rules – which all MPs should know – call this mind of thing a ‘contrived tenancy’.
He looks uncomortably like Clare Short. Bloke’s a knob.
Sounds like her as well.
I’m still laughing at his NS article still to this day
Did anyone ever bother reading to the end?
Should have been a straight-forward prosecution for pimpng on the public purse,just another labour twat who thinks the state is labour and the taxpayers cash is the booty to be perused at will,public service my arse!
The fukker sounds Welsh to me = par for the course
yes, Welsh. that’ll cover it! Like Mchael ‘Taffy’Howard. Like I’m a top-of-the-morning N.I. Paddy, to be sure, to be sure.
Sorry mate but we won’t have him over Offa’s Dyke [ boom-tish]
never had a offer of a dyke, how do does that work and does it involve anything a bit strange or is it the same as hetro love???
Ask Dick, Dick van Dyke.
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Mary Poppins, as I live and breathe…
Intriguing that this porker hooked up straight out of college with one Baron Robertson of Port Ellen, who was rocketed out of the way around the time of Dunblane, with its specially redacted report. What might Robertson have seen in him – a future nu labour leader? or something juvenile, ignorant in sexual propriety, and autistically tasteless in matters like the pimping of children?
I’ve rattled the cuff links a few times over Mary poppins, does this make me a bad person?
A quick sweep of the chimney?
A knobhead for the connoisseur. And now, apparently, a dodgy one to boot.
So his government brought in the rule changes which said you could not rent from family, he voted on it to come into effect in 2006 , but still continued to claim for rent from his sister.
Now he claims he didn’t know a rule change was made.
‘All within the rules’or if that excuse fails ‘I didn’t know what the rules were’
Has anyone told him that last excuse doesn’t wash with the Inland Revenue so why would it wash for him??!!!
It was only a technicality. Rules are for little people; Party Comrades are exempt.
So why did he vote on it then?? – if he didn’t mean to keep to it’s tenet’s!!
And why, having voted on it, is he subsequently saying he wasn’t aware that the rule had been passed??!!!!
typical i couldnt care less but im sick of the bloody liberal lefty whingers who are taking over the government because they are foreign and it s what they do it is vital that we go round their houses with a pair of pliers and a can of petrol lies lies lies
sounds like he made a mistake in not checking the rule and is paying for it, both literally and metaphorically, end of story.
is anyone saying that he rented a flat which didnt exist? no
is anyone saying he didn’t actually live there, or that he paid 2k when the market rate was 1k? no.
there are far more egregious examples of troughing in the commons and in the lords. tho his NS article is staggering.
What normal person can just pay back 20k at the drop of a hat especially with the current economic shit we’re in?
Yet Sion Simon and his mates can just pull it out of their back pocket….talk about being divorced from reality.
Hard up people are going to eviscerate twats like this at the next election.
P.S. I’M DANCING FOR YOU TAT BABY, DO YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE
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Think that I am the only official creepy weird stalker here. You may Dance, but TaT says that I give the best Bj’s. Plus I never let go till I have had a litre. Fucking Delicious!
I let him rub peanut butter on me and lick it off and tat says i dance like a cripple with two black eyes, he always pays me the best compliments.
get a life you pathetic wannabees
oooooeeeeerrrr. Get you! You sound so much like Top Boy.
It’s not a question of ‘not checking the rule’. This pillock actually cast his vote on the enabling legislation. Maybe he’s like the rest of the NuLab drones then, simply doesn’t even know what he’s trooping through the lobby for.
Actually to be more specific this twat is not paying for it as you say. He’s paying for half of it and trousering the rest. Amazing that you cannot see that but I suppose this is a Labour MP of course and the other examples are on the Labour benches
dickhead
facking hell Fawkes, if it ain’t fairies and fat wankers it’s facking Spurs’supporters. pizzas all round.
That would help
Well if the public sector got rid of all the non-jobs they would save millions!!
No more diversity officers! Officers to promote bicycling! Officers to discourage disposable nappies! Officers to monitor the content of our fridges! Officers to prevent us from giving ur children(under the age of seventeen) watered down wine ! Officers to encourage the elderly to walk more and on….and on….
And let’s not forget Local Government Officers earn at least £20K and usually more than £30K.
Tut! Tut! Nell.
Dedicated zealots, that’s what they are.
Found this tucked away on the back of the latest glossy booklet “Guide to using your recycling service” from our friendly local council:
“If you leave your bin/box/rejected recycling bags out after collection you may be issued with a fixed penalty notice for £110 under Section 47ZA of the Environmental Protection Act 1990″.
All this recycling rubbish is purely at the behest of the EUSSR, too. If councils don’t do it the Govt get fined! I stayed with a friend in Cambridge last week, a uni lecturer, who has THREE bins in her first floor living room, which is about 12ft by 15. Two were large, and the other was a smelly food recycling bin.
These MP troughers all have large gardens no doubt, to keep these bins in, and staff to trudge out with same, &/or big London kitchens. I bet they don’t live with damn great plastic rubbish bins in their living room! Time we got rid of all these jobsworths, supine councillors, and Govt hacks who have sold us down the river
Today I have been visited by my ‘Case Manager’from the social. I have long term debilitating condition. My case manager, one of 3 people dealing with my case, attended so that he could complete a 16 page information request (HMSO form 00) on my behalf. Whist I am truly grateful for the support I recieve, the unnecessary expense is mind boggling. Whats wrong with a stamp FFS, rather than an hour of someones expensive time, car to get him here etc etc.
Yes !! We needed to be reminded of that New Statesman article !!
It should be like a ‘money laundering regulations circular’– brought out quarterly, just for a laugh !!
“We cannot be killed…”
Come next March or May expect another article from Mr Simon..
“Slowly walk into the guns… “
What a cun’ting fuck hopefully soon to be out of a job.
Pride has certainly come before a fall for this tosspot..
Mr Hubris meet Miss Nemesis…
Fact is they have got off light with Legg and these crocodile tears are a cynical attempt to draw a line under the others. I say fight back – up the ante. All it needs is one good investigative journalist to look back beyond five years (why not?) because before they changed the wording in the green book there were more blatant abuses – more clearly not within “the rules”. Also what is wrong with the logic that if they have to have a second home for being an MP, and we have to fund it, then when they are no longer an MP they no longer need it therefore it should be sold and the money given to the Taxpayer? By their own admission they only bought it (we only bought it for them!!) because they had to be in two places at once. Why should they profit from it? In simple tax terms it is turning an allowance payment into a Capital Assest. Turning an allowance into an Income – which must amount to Tax Evasion – that is Income Tax let alone Capital Gains. Lets have all the money back !!!
Good post. Why are judges or police not taking action off their own bat! If only a not too discrete Royal would get the people talking with an ill-advised comment
Come on Phil, you know you want to
Or discreet, even!
I once saw an ad in The Lady, for a Lady’s Maid and Dresser to work at Buckingham Palace. “Must be utterly discrete” it stated.
How I laughed! Do the Royals not like to clap eyes on their staff?
“More than 1,100 soldiers, including 800 French legionnaires as well as US and Afghan commandos, launched a major operation Thursday in the Uzbeen Valley east of Kabul, military officials said”
The News Agency forgot to mention that the mission was supposed to be led by Stormin’Gordon Brown but unfortunately he had to attend the Copenhagen Conference.
Afghan Commados????? It’s a fucking land-locked country. Fucking journos are useless c’unting fucks
Do not need a sea to have Commandos.
Has Simon written anything on global warming? What he wrote in his new statesman article is pure Third Reich drivel.
Meanwhile, it’s bitterly cold, blowing a gale, and snowing like fuck, which I have not seen at this time of year for as long as I can remember, and Brown is promising a deal at Copenhagen on global warming.
Get Sion Simon to write the press release; we’ve got to have something to laugh about.
he’s hardly the only culprit
fuck em all
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She is a slag, and you have nothing to contribute on this blog. Get your wheelie bins cleaned, they really smell bad.
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Isn’t he the wanker who posts on here as Mаster Bаiter and Privаte Pаrts?
It wouldn’t surprise me.
Sadly, the people of Birmingham are not blessed with a high level of intelligence, and bear in mind that Birmingham was the scene of an outrageous attempted postal vote fraud during the local elections in 2004. So you can see why this thieving, arrogant little despot chose this seat and may well cling to it next year.
don’t tar everyone with the same brush that your brain sprouts out from time time. Animal by name, animal by natire no doubt. You don’t sound intelligent to me.
Deal with the facts Mills.
I know his constituency, along with the rest of Birmingham very well – evidently far better than you.
Tragically, this odious little creature has appealed to the electorate before. Do not be surprised to see Birmingham resort to postal voting in a major way for the coming General Election, building on the huge increase from five years ago. The city has already been subject to a Police investigation earlier this year for the Sparkbrook by-election. Birmingham’s local political parties have plenty of form for this behaviour, and so he may well retain his seat despite being caught with his hands firmly in the till.
I know Birmingham very well, and know the facts. I am aware of the postal fraud, a Labour invention I believe. Anyway, I don’t need lectures off you. Don’t judge the people of Birmingham the way you judge MP’s. People are more honest than our MKP’s because it is them resorting to the postal fraud.
I just hope Sion watching so he knows what we all think of him.
Having endured for many years working in that dump of a so-called second city and been bored to tears by the endless, rambling, nasal droning from the locals – when I could understand them – I will judge Birmingham and the people how I please.
Which is still far, far above the likes of Sion Simon.
Wasn’t the postal voting scandal, or scandals, almost exclusively because of our Muslim “brothers”, who have’nt really got the hang of this democracy business.
@cant hunter: Oh they’ve got the hang of it alrighty that is of their version of democracy. This happens to fit neatly in with prevailing Liebour election policy which is to stuff ballot boxes and collect wheelbarrows of blank postal votes from willing tribesmen in cooperative wards.
Oh yes, they’ve got the hang of it all too well.
Ask the judges who voiced concerns about third world voting practises in some well-known Liebour tribal lands.
Filthy gluttonous pigs should be slaughtered: http://eotp.wordpress.com/?s=parasite
A thief who returns that which he has stolen is still a thief.
Because Labour is besotted with Islam and Sharia, specifically the creation of Sharia courts within the UK, may I suggest Sion is punished accordingly? Cut off the wanker’s hands. In public, without anaesthetic.
Truth is TaT all these labour MP’s and Peers are Thieves and Con men/women.
Don’t know about you but I’m sick of their Lies!!
Look at the Chilcot Enquiry and how Bliar has Lied and Lied to us!!!
Time for the firing squad Methinks!!!!
He’s a Propa Trougher
He’s on BBC parliament now and is confusing everybody with rambling answers to committee. Good thing he’s more on the ball when it comes to money.
A bit rich you mocking someone for making unfunny videos.
Hohoho Jimmy bit rich you criticising anyone about shit, when all you do is type it day in and day out.
He’s programmed to Santa, he’s the kind of numpty who’d vote for someone like Pig Simon.
my only hope is that Erdington residents vote this clown out. He has done nothing for Erdington, nothing. Industry is disappearing and the ward has one of the highest un-employment rates. He is just there for his own selfish self, stupid little man. Helps no one but himself.
Power to the People of Erdington, Erdington deserves better than him.
Incidentally he is ‘ shacked up with ………….’
Labour really does not believe in marriage does it ???
Or continuity or honesty or commitment or family or anything decent or nurturing or caring does it ??!!!
If you had ever been to Erdington you would not have said that. They deserve all they get.
Get off your high horse!!! I live in Erdington, and trust me, they deserve better than him. Just because people are not as fortunate as you in where they live, they still deserve better. He just doesn’t represent his constituents well.
People of the UK deserve proper representation, wherever they live.
NO-ONE ( with the possible exception of Gormless Brown ) deserves Slimeon Simon.
Suspect that Erdington is not the only constituency to have been let down by it’s MP. Even the best constituency MP can’t wave a magic wand, but a good one can make a difference locally, given willpower and hard work. If that willpower and h.w. is expended on furthering the MP’s political career, the constituency becomes an inconvenience to said MP and little more. Everyone suffers except the MP.
after a few years, and a nice healthy majority, why do they need to bother? They can even appear on silly Youtube videos and look like a complete arse, and they’ll still get voted in. He doesn’t work for us, just himself. He has a nice little number and he is laughing his head off at us.
We need to get him out.
Sion Simon should not be prevented for standing at the next election. So much material.
Christ on a bike – what kind of total fucking retard is going to vote for this asshole?
His mom!
Me.
His Sister
This is a textbook (textvideo?) example of how to give a political interview if you wish to project the image of a scruffy, self-regarding pillock. Bunker Control must have torn their hair out (again).
You don’t like Mr Simon too much, do you Guido?
Let’s hope the constituents of Bimingham Erdington have the same thoughts come election day…
here here to that. I’ll vote Tory to get rid of the useless article of MPhood
Don’t NEED to vote Tory, unless you have a clear affiliation, perhaps simply vote for the party who ran him closest last time. I live in a “safe” NuLab seat and I’m doing precisely that. Conservatives will almost certainly win the GE but they will almost certainly be nowhere on the podium in my constituency come the final result.
I am no Nationalist but I’m voting SNP to do most damage to NuLab.
I agree with your premise and there are a lot of people out there likely to do the same. This odious man needs to be kicked out and the ballot box is the place to do it.
Provided it isn’t stuffed with purchased postal votes, agreed.
Majority of 9,575. That might be pruned back a bit, but suspect that he might be one of the Labour rump returned in 2010. Sadly.
I can always live in hope, but I suspect you are right. A smaller majority may keep him on his toes, rather than on easy street.
Portillo had a much bigger majority in 1997. Expect massive tactical voting on the expenses issue, the politicos have somewhat underestimated the public feeling around the troughing c**ts…
The tactical voting could work either way. Splitting 10,000 votes between Lib Dems, Tories, UKIP and The Party That Must Not Be Named could mean that Labour is returned in some constituencies, albeit with a reduced majority. S’pose we’ll just have to wait and see.
Proud to be in the Labour rump.
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He’s not fit to be a Labour MP
Oh yes he is, prime material I would say.
He looks like an ideal candidate to me. Only a hoon would stand for Labour and this clown is a perfect example.
Never heard of him before and find it incredible that this birk can become an M.P.
A total of 80 m.p.s have confirmed they want to challenge an auditors request to repay the money they have claimed back on expenses over 5 years.
ENOUGH SAID.
New Labour -
The working class can kiss my ass
I’ve got the foreman’s job at last.
(to tune of Red Flag)
Blair called his cunningly created financial ‘partnership’network where he doesn’t pay any tax even though he’s UK resident, Windrush. He has so far received GBP 6 million from undeclared sources since he retired.
It was asked where Blair might have found the name Windrush -
Zap Papa, an otherwise anonymous artist, said the name Windrush must be reminiscent of the asinine Ian Carmichael character Stanley Windrush in the 1959 film comedy I’m All Right Jack.
“The film had a general theme of intolerance towards trade union activity – quite apposite in regard to the pompous target of your investigation,” Zap Papa said.
See The Mystery Of Tony Blair’s Money Solved.
Windrush registered a domain name The Low Carbon Capital Fund, which gives some clue that Blair might have his snout in the CO2 trough somewhere.
I guess the truth will out. Nice to hear The Strawbs again after so long, but look where the simple belief in the supposedly socialist Tony Blair has landed us all….in a totally corrupt, dishonest totalitarian state, where democracy is now only a front, while the giants carve us up.
And Blair spent his opposition years assuring us he wanted a new more honest politics. It was clear to all by 2003 this was a total lie, but how the hell did Blair win the 2005 general election? 4 million postal votes possibly?
And now they want us to trust them storing ballot boxes overnight as well.
God are people still posting on this site. Here’s some news just in:
YOU’RE NOT NEARLY AS FUNNY OR CLEVER AS YOU THINK YOU ARE.
In fact –
YOURE FUCKING DULL.
Post something interesting or funny, then. Plenty of people do.
Failing that, piss off to Labourlost. Apparently, they’ve got no sense of humour, so you should feel right (sorry, left) at home.
nice language, good bye then!!! Remember, we are talking about a rather dull person, so it’s difficult to get excited about the poor fella.
Nope, he’s my MP, and I’ve written to him, useless Tw$%
Fuck off you yankee twat.
Twats are useful
Wanna get fucked?
Thanks but no thanks I prefer to do it myself, that way I’m only disapointing myself and no other, persides my wifes always calling me a useless wonker but then she did catch me knocking one out whilst on our honeymoon. She was a bit upset at first but after I explained to her it was best to start as you mean to go on she saw my point of veiw and left me to my own devices…. cheers for the offer though!
We are not going to stand for that from a person called Tag Henderson, are you an EEC Freisan cow?
Is that tag electronic ???
The fence is, only 24 volts but enough to give a bovine a jolt.
Sour grapes….you get direct, unvarnished opinion on this site.
You don’t like honesty then you cannot but be a……..socialist in denial. Pathetic. Find another home unless you have something meaningful to contribute.
Fuck off back to your marxist slime-swapping chums.
You’re a girl aren’t you
I came to this thread just for that sky video, classic beef curtain haircut.
All the time a corrupt fraud and liar with his hand in the till.
This is not a ‘proppa’MP is it ??
It’s Tyrone Dobbs off Coronation Street with Chery Cole’s hair extensions.
Was he AT Oxford or in one of those colleges in Oxford Street ??
We, the Taxpayers should be told more about egregious, shallow Slime Sion.
Whats wrong with sharing your new found wealth with your family ?
It was nice to see the strawbs on your blog ! Good times…
It looks like Sion Simon.
It smells like Sion Simon.
It is a сunt.
It will end up getting fucked.
QED
Hey you said Huhne and didn’t get moded !
Technical error, now fixed.
Hoon is a hoon is a hoon, as he always was.
There see.
Off this topic, the cheque that Broon bounced is now up to £2,350 on ebay!!
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/the-cheque-that-Gordon-Brown-bounced_W0QQitemZ160387638210QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_3?hash=item2557d923c2
I wonder if the country’s cheque will be bounced to the IMF in the new year?
Well I’m not bidding. The damn thing’s bound to be cursed. Look what it did to the Bank of Scotland.
Someone somewhere……… please tell me why a worthless piece of paper written by a worthless and discredited individual is even being considered worthy of wasting good money on?
Perhaps they want his DNA and fingerprints off it to see if he is an illegal immigrant!
I wonder if it is possible that the signed Liesbon treaty will also bounce or is that too much to hope for?
£2,600.
Patronising, vapid nonsense.
Comes across as a provincial assistant head of social studies at a run down comprehensive with a third class degree from Essex who entered teaching because: a) unemployable
b) only feels intellectually secure dominating 13 year olds
c) somewhere to witter on about his pet theories about life to a captive audience of pupils and junior staff (who, after some thinking time, leave teaching for better things after 4 or 5 years).
In short, a dunce ( and a dishonest one at that, sorry, ignorance of the rules post -2006 is no excuse)
the story goes that about 80 MPs are refusing to pay monies owed and are defying the latest rulings. i don’t know about anyone else but I am frankly sick of these stories. It no longer good enough to just decry these bastards. we should be doing something – acting not talking – like in the old days – can’t we just run these scum out of this country?????
We don’t want them either.
My tax is due after xmas I wondered if I refused to pay because Garden Bin is going to waste it, do you think they will let me of as well?
got to do mine tomorrow, don’t want another fine……. bastards.
What does a blonde wear around her neck?
Her ankles!
tat told me that one while stuffing me with his 9 incher.
Why did the blonde stare at the Orange Juice?
Er EU convention does not allow Imperial measurements. So that would be 9 centimeters then. Which is about 1 1/4 inches. Which is about the size of it fully engorged. Allegedly.
It’s his fucking hairstyles that get me – what sort of statement is he trying to send out ???
Looks like that character in Little Britian in the wheel chair!
Spot on, good call T Nuck
Yer I know
What a tosser. Get a hair cut and sign on mate. Almost forgot this ape’s in charge of ‘digital Britain’.
this twat is from the Derek Draper school of politics.
Sign on ffs. What a sense of over entitlement! Let the pig eat his trotters he’s had more than he deserves already.
A truly stupendous hypocrite with a huge whopping head
and borrowed jackets together with a cro-magnon
appearance. I think he would make a wonderful
figurehead for the Labour fight back in the new year looking as he
does like the mutant offspring of a Siberian coal miner and a chimp.
And I would like to see him and Gordy together at every opportunity.
Snow bringing London and the South East to a hault. Something to do with global cooling and crap government, I believe.
First may I send my deepest condolences to the people of the south-east devastated by snowfall. Our thoughts and prayers at this time are with the families and loved ones. I have kept my helmet and body armour so you can rest easy that I will come to no harm in Copenhagen where, tomorrow, I will save the planet. Meanwhile my toadies are doing all they can to ensure hard-working families get their pay properly docked for bunking off work.
It’s the wrong type of snow.
Warm snow?
Is this the same scruffy c*nt scare crow look a like tramp that tried and failed to take the piss out of Cameron? well would you believe it ! another Lie-Bore scum bag trying to deflect attention from his own troughing activities on to someone else Fucking tranny When he’s not fucking sheep’He’s taking it up the chutney from Mangledbum !
Will Gordon sack him?
Not A Fucking Chance !
He needs all the hangers’on he can get !
And Of Course, Brown is a Spineless shit !
Is that a Euphamism? They’re all at it in Labour
just had a recycling letter from the council (still unopened), why can’t they print the their letters on toilet paper?
You think I am going to wipe my arse on anything that someone from my local council has touched?
Sion Simon has Melinda Messenger tits
But sadly, not her intelligence….
I’ve got £35 on Birmingham Erdington to turn blue at long odds to 1 (no longer available). This helps.
In the 2008 local elections the Tories scored 7,045 votes to Labour’s 5,581.
the choice at the next election; it is better to be robbed by the fucking thieves of the party you prefer.
The electorate do face a condndrum now.
Traditionally it was a straightforward choice between incompetence (labour) and corruption (tory). However, with new labour we have incompetence and corruption, whereas with the new tories its the other way round.
depressingly true COPO, NBD is closing the gap with Bruin rapidly
The only certainty is that the Lib Dems will flatline.
No change.
Not Confucius are you ?
Another Labour mp who has had a makeover so you dont associate him with expose circus pics from summer eh , will have to see “have you seen this man/woman” wanted style posters !
Oh what joy!!!!!
That detestable brummy fuckwit. It really could’nt happen to a more worthy person. I hope that the miserable fucker gets some horrible disease from his boyfriends ass and dies a painful death.
Or he could just fuck off, I suppose that’ll do.
just a prison sentence would do.
i cannot believe there is not enough people to be elected for a term or two for the wage and only the wage that is offered to serve their country; you could call it national service for the educated. give them medals that show our gratitude not second homes.
What is the difference between the sister/brother relationship of Simon, and the sister/brother relationship of Kirkbride, apart from the Kirkbride sums being enormously bigger? The benefits in cash and kind to Ian Kirkbride are greater than to any other individual associated with the expenses scandal. Why is Julie Kirkbride getting such an easy ride on this, and why does she manage to get away with it?
politics dear boy politics
Because she is not such a Cnut as you roundel now FUCK OFF
I want to fuck them all soooooo i’m hardly being unfair.
Is Kirkbride a Minister of State?
I think we need a dead pool betting type thing on how many of our tax pounds, and our children’s tax pounds, and our children’s children’s…. ad nauseam, that this fucking retard will commit to changing weather. It’s the ultimate power trip, the ultimate egomania, that they have say over mother nature. Fuck them.
My opening bid, 50billion per year, of our money.
i think this is a lot bigger than the pennies the uk will give.
We print our own for fun anon. I’m upping my bid to 60bil. Same price as a loaf, 6 eggs (not free range) and packet of bacon in 2013. Result!
Ps, your bid anon?
No free t-shirt for closest.
I pledge, 2p.
Please stand for parliament. But do NOT claim that 2p back on expenses. I’d be quite dissappointed…..
Why not pay your taxes in ice cubes?
Well it seems Brown’s upped it to £6bn but it is still early on Friday and there’s likely to be a hard day of face-saving negotiation ahead so before the day is out I confidently expect the idiot will pledge at least another £3 – £4 Billion of money the UK hasn’t actually got courtesy of this idiot
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1236659/Copenhagen-climate-change-conference-Brown-praises-significant-US-backing-100billion-global-fund.html
Should start a petition at number10.gov to “Stop Gordon giving away taxpayers money that we haven’t got”
If industry continues to decline the way it has over the past 18 months our crabon usage will drop into the negative so we will not have to pay it!!! Why not spend 5 billion on developing green industry in the uk, we have skills to do it now but leave it much longer and we will be left behind again!
20 billion i reckon will be the final sum he is allowed to give away before someone locks him in a cupboard for his own good.
Where is our Clint Eastwood? When will the tall, laconic stranger ride into town, and gun down the corrupt sheriff and mayor? The bank manager is about to ride out on the noon stage, clutching his valisse containing the cowboys payroll, and Harriet, the saloon whore, has confiscated the mens weapons. “Doc” Donaldson, the disgraced sawbones from back east, tried to close down the saloon, but has been pistol whipped by the Clantons after his prediction that pigfarmer fever would sweep the territory led to a stampede that almost flattened the cathouse. Mayor Brown is busy selling off the towns water rights to the commanche’s, and Sheriff Straw lies drunk in the jail, sleeping off another necktie party. If only we could rely on the cavalry, but they’re busy chasing renegades up in the badlands, and under the command of Leftenant Colonel George Armstrong Ainsworth, are pinning their hopes on a charge at the Little Big Horn, figuring to chase Chief Sitting inKabul back to the reservation.
So we’ll just a rest here on the porch, waiting for a lean, mean sonofabitch to make this town safe for decent folk.
Gordon Brown has been a fantastic prime minister and if it weren’t for his decisive action on the economy we’d be in a huge financial hole and not in the economical position of strength we are in right now!
Sir. I stand corrected. Any amount our Dear Leader pledges to the climate-thon, is worth every single penny. I salute you!
Woops, typo, did I say great prime minister, I meant to right ‘a complete cnut who has wrecked irreversible financial devistation on this country and should stick his head in a gas oven!’
Typos, eh? They’re a curse aren’t they? you’ve made some more too!! What you perhaps meant to say was “Gordon Brown, your cabinet, and your sycophant spads, up and against the motherfucking wall.” the only “woops” being you unused to the kick from a a sub-machine gun on your shoulder……
Bloody useless spell checker!
O/T,
just back from the pub.
Global warming, my arse!
Pisshead leaning on radiator, experiences melting of lager top.
Apparently its crime against humanity to bequeath a warmer wetter planet planet to our grandchildren but its fine and dandy acceptable to load crippling trillion+ debts onto their backs, hey lets spend all the money today,rack up a massive overdraft,visit the local loan shark,pawn the furniture and then spend everything, by the time the shit hits the fan we will be cold in the ground.
The BBC are going all out now in its efforts to peddle the festival of lies freak show as a defining moment of history where the fate of the entire earth and humanity hangs on this one conference…. these political parasites certainly have a big opinion of themselves eh?
The fawning breathless BBC arse licking cock suckers sniffing around the bigwigs ankles like desperate child molesters is perhaps the most sickening sight I have yet seen… hold on we are just getting a special report from the BBC…
‘Please tell us how you will rescue us from the apocalypse dear Gordon, oh hero of the hour with your stunning ability to produce billions of pounds in an instant, oh shining beacon of socialist light shine your sunbeams of wisdom the third world, but mostly get your never ending cheque book out, the entire world waits in awe and wonder as the political titans gather to decide how much money they can syphon off the masses who do not really deserve your gigantic brain and stunning wisdom,the entire planet waits to be saved apart from a tiny few deniers in the pay of big oil’
That was our BBC reporter comrade harashucblack reporting for the BBC.
Jon: ” Well this snow is a turn up for the book, Nick ! How will this affect Gordon Brown’s mammoth attempts to broker a deal at Copenhagen ?”
Nick: “Well,Jon, I have it from very close sources at Downing Street that the Prime Minister had been expecting this for some time and had taken the necessary precautions and I am now able to tell you that when he spoke to Mr Gore yesterday in THAT broom cupboard he was forwarning him of the approaching cold front!”
Jon: ” So this won’t affect Gordon Brown’s negotiations to-day ahead of his triumphant press conference with Pres Obama ?”
Nick; “No I don’t think so and in fact with Gordon Brown’s very generous financial package of further UK offers of aid,I understand up to £100 Billion by the year 2020 and the offer to cut UK emmissions by 80)% after the election of course that Gordon Brown is within grasp of an historic deal to save the planet!”
Jon: “And that will place him in unassailable position for the forthcoming General Election!”
Nick: ” Yes it will and it will also have cut the support for the LibDems and Greens in favour of Labour .”
Jon: “And some glum faces at Tory HQ to-day ?”
Nick; ” Yes there certainly are and once again Gordon Brown is shown to be a very able politician and one of the people who is making the running on the Climate Agenda”
Jon; ” So what now then Nick ?”
Nick: “Well I expect that Gordon Brown will shortly convene the final meeting to conclude this historic deal, which everyone felt was slipping away before his personal intervention to tackle Global Warming!”
Jon; Thank you Nick. And now in other news the South East of England has been hit by heavy snow and freezing temperatures with Kent particularly badly hit so here’s the weather with Carol who I think is actually stuck in a snowdrift just outside Tunbridge Wells !”
6 billion just to save Jonahs face
FFS!!!!
Thank you so much for that kind comment.
I hope I can count on your vote
You know it makes sense
I have just seen that on TV. It is amazing. Meanwhile O’Bummer is riding into town to try and seal a deal with a package of money which Capitol Hill will never sanction. More hot air, but there again posturing costs you nothing.
Cass I like your style, good one
Has Blair Got His Nose In The Carbon Trough?
As I mentioned earlier in the week when McFuckwit announced there may not be a deal at Nohopehangen I said its just a downplay to make him look good when there is one ‘like a rabbit out of the hat’and he can claim again to have saved the world
Today…………….
“Gordon Brown has said the conditions for a global climate deal are now in place after breakthroughs at the Copenhagen summit”
Apparently mainly because of the USA’s input of cash which is significant. Does he honestly want us to believe this was off the cuff input of cash from the US. No it wasn’t he knew about it way in advance but uses the whole process for his own political posturing at our expense. If I was slightly cynical before I am now totally cynical of the whole process now and see it as solely a tax rasining excercise on us all.
There are no words that can adequately describe how much I loathe, detest and hate that man.
I am very afraid that I hate him far far more
I asked the wife, what would she’d do if I won Lotto…
She says,
“I’d take half, then leave you.”
“Excellent,” said I,
“I just won 12quid, here’s £6 – now Fuck off!”
Tit!
Now that would be Jack Straw’s wife?
Cos of course “accountancy was never my strong point” – NOTHING is your trong point you useless lump of crap.
The Solicitor-General Vera Baird embroiled in row after ‘failing to pick up her dog’s mess at railway station’is under police investigation.
But there’s a catch as there always is with a Labour MP !!!
“British Transport Police even seized CCTV footage of the row. Six weeks later, the investigation has finally been closed and Mrs Baird will not now face prosecution, but the affair is a big embarrassment for the senior MP.”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1236839/Solicitor-General-Vera-Baird-embroiled-row-failing-pick-dogs-mess-railway-station.html#ixzz0a1c5ioS5
What is it with these Labour law makers????
Make her eat it.
It could be a new type of punishment called;
The Oaten Retribution
Typical Labour! they create the Shit ,Other people have to clean up
the woman that complained should have grabbed the pooch and used it as a mop
There was a case a few weeks ago where someone got fined £475 for dog shit and my guess is it wasn’t in a place where hundreds of people would have spread it over half of London !
THE Dirty Scruffy Bitch !
The number of town hall-controlled Big Brother CCTV cameras has trebled in a decade, it emerged last night.
There are now 60,000 cameras trained on members of the public by council snoopers – one for every 1,000 people in the UK.
The huge increase has cost hundreds of millions of pounds, including at least £170million in Home Office grants – although there are doubts over whether the cameras actually help catch criminals.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1236748/Council-snoopers-watch-60-000-CCTV-cameras.html#ixzz0a1enAbOb
But all these CCTV cameras seem to be used for is at the trial of the murderer/rapist/burglar/yob/bank robber etc etc to try to convict them and send them off for a few months detention,while the victim is left as a bit part player in the aforesaid CCTV film.
CCTV does not PREVENT crime,it simply creates TV channels dedicated to hour long programmes showing us – the citizens – being victimised.
Brown – the rapist of Britain.
They Don’t
But They make Great “Cheap” TV Programmes !
If this is Global Warming, just think how bad it would be if the same scientists had predicted a new Ice Age. Just amazing. Scam of the Millenium. Any Millenium.
If I see this excrement on the pavement,he gets a very hard punishment.
Has anyone seen the global warming outside today?
A very interesting article in the gyardian this morning
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/dec/17/cameron-election-polls-conservative-politics
Go back to your constituencies !
And Prepare For,
OBLIVION !
“THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING AT AN ALARMING RATE! ”
Well so fucking what ?
it must have happened before
otherwise how did someone several hundred years ago draw a map of the land mass underneath the arctic
which has not been seen since ?
just another NWO scam !
I shall be an amendment to this early day motion after the recess
Lady Gaga does have a cock after all!
It has the support of the Conservative Party
My wife and I were happy for twenty years………… Then we met.
Please have ya tickets ready for h’inspection
Gord blimey, it’s er magesty
‘Ere maaaarm, why don’t you do somefing about that c-unt ‘hoo calls ‘imself Prime Minister. H’es proppa gettin’on me tits and thats saying somefing
Since Labour Scrapped Her Boat (and gave it to the jocks)
She has to go everywhere by public transport !
“Maj”
Get Rid Of McBust And We Will Build You A New One !
Deal ?
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months…………… I don’t like to interrupt her.
You Should Be on the Stage !
There’s One Leaving In Five Minutes !
Boom Tish!
THE SEA LEVELS ARE RISING !
No They Are Not !
Some of the pacific islands coral reefs
are now sticking out of the water by over 1 meter!
Another NWO Lie !
Gas or electric?
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
He’s got joke diarrhea
I’m booking him for a Summer Season
Thank You, Thank You! You’ve been a great audience, I’m here until the next election.
Hopefully honest Dave will become a well deserved foot note in history, another lying cheating lowlife sellout consigned to the dustbin.
No thanks Dave, if we want a lying newfakesocialist as PM we will elect Clagg or Brown, why settle for a fake when we can have the genuine article.
This joke is like my penis;
It’s not very long and you’re probably gonna laugh at it
Everyone should watch that Sky interview.
Culture Minister? The contents of my dustbin have more culture than this odious little turd.
While Brown is busy injecting his bloated ego into the Copenhagen freak show buying popularity with third world scum who will steal most of it anyway and pretending he is a world statesman the poor,unemployed,old,sick,disabled in his own nation are starting to suffer.
Meanwhile whats looking like the coldest winter in years is going kill off the poorest old people by the tens of thousands unable to afford the crippling energy bills raised to make rich bastards even richer and pay for crappy green ecoshite alternative energy that will never work.
That lying regime stooge Stern, the gang of fraudsters at the CRU/UEA/HADLEY/MET OFFICE are busy sucking at the teat of a grateful regime while peddling the regime lies, its a win win for the parasites isnt it? apart from the poorest and least able in our nation but fuck them eh? What did the old and the poor ever do for the new socialist elite, better off dead eh?
The brave new world order isnt going to be built by the old and sick and needy is it? Only the new young shiny eyed fanatical obedient parasite droid class matters and the rich connected elites and the political classes of course.
Its going to be a money bonanza tree for the rich,well connected,in crowd groupies,snake oil salesmen,carpet baggers and droids in the new world order, obviously there will be no room in this brave new world for free thinkers and dissidents and the old and sick and needy, after all they will only be a dragging anchor on the NWO who needs em eh?
Anyway, us little ordinary unconnected proles had better just obey the orders and ever more constricting laws of the new elite and pay the crippling taxes, maybe if we all keep our heads down and try not to cause a fuss the NWO will leave us alone? Then again maybe not, maybe however servile and obedient we proles are it will never be enough for the NWO as it flexes its ever stronger muscles, the again lets not take the risk eh?
Arbeit macht frei is the new world order motto which will be hung above the new work camps, the NWO are looking for scapegoats.
You may not notice the NWO but I can tell you now the NWO is noticing you right now.
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The filth in parliament simply do not give a damn what people think. They now brazenly thieve, lie, cheat, and abuse the general population, while syphoning hundreds of £billions of taxpayer’s money to kleptocratic banks and corporations for kick-backs.
There needs to be a civil war in Britain, and all politicians need to be burned.
Gordon Brown utterly refutes the suggestion that he has been seen wearing a Carbon Truss in Copenhagen
simon was one of the thieving fuckers who tried to stop the public seeing his expenses,now we know why .
How come the filth in parliament are not arrested and charged with fraud?
It’s disgusting that the criminal MPs can get away with anything and everything. The death penalty should be brought back for MPs and the dirty scum in the Lords. They should all be executed.
The only good news is that the dirty thieving trash, Sion Simon, is going blind. I hope people spit at him and punch him in the face when he goes fully blind, the dirty thieving Nu Liebore Nazi bastard.
Politics – the destination of choice for career criminals.
Jesus Christ. What a fucking total plank.
What an utter, utter horrible cúnt.
All of these nu/old labour ministers have one thing in common.No brains personality or anything sensible to say.No wonder every constituancy they represent is akin to a third world country.
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You might say it is hogwash
Wales is full of a**holes like Sion Simon. The dull ones sponge of the State through the benefits system, and the smarter ones get jobs in the public sector and milk that dry.
And we know where the money comes from don’t we children? Yep. It’s the good old Barnett Formula, £21 billion a year from the UK Government aka the English taxpayer.
The place is a nasty little Stalinist State and we should get rid of it.
BTW If you’re in any doubt about the level to which the Welsh Assembly Government (WAG) intends to control people in Wales, consider these proposals
1. WAG intends to pass an opt-out law so that organs of people living in Wales will be harvested on their death, unless they specify otherwise. Consent is central to British Law and they are about to remove it.
2. WAG intend to require all new homes in Wales fot be fitted with sprinklers. This for the retards who get back from the pub, put on the chip pan and then set fire to the kitchen/house/themselves/their neightbours.
Has DC got the balls to take-on these morons?
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Rampant blogger and notorious Twitter fiend Sion Simon seems to have fallen off the face of the earth. Interesting chart of his levels of ‘interactivity’and ‘engagement’since his little difficulty. Funny that he seems to have either lost interest in telling the world what he is up to or has sold his phone to pay back some of the money he owes.
http://thequiche.wordpress.com/2009/12/23/still-no-tweeting-from-mr-sion-simon-sionsimon/
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/hub/U228046
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