Copenhagen : Gordon Leads Gore into Broom Cupboard
Today’s conference speakers include Gordon Brown, the Venezuelan tyrant Hugo Chavez; and Zimbabwe’s Robert Mugabe. None of whom were elected head of government in open, free and fair elections.
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Prezza breaks with Labour to tell Adam Boulton:
“I don’t like you but I don’t want to put you under statutory control.”
DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
So what?
Love that look Gore gives Jonah – “you fucking twat”
What a total bell-end
Gordon’s advisor in Nohopenhagen lets rip about his boss
Derek & Clive too
Don’t know how to embed
It’s not climate gate fools – It’s climate door!
Quick! Lock the door!
Jolly good show chaps!
The blind leading the blind.
I was just going to say the same thing but it appears I have already.
brown just loves to do that hand gesture of direction to show he’s in charge
He does that all the time – its so pathetic.
The rudeness of the man too- he does the gesture as if to say “after you” then barges on through himself as if to say “I am so important I must be first”.
He is a shit from top to bottom.
Just off-camera Mandelson was heard to say “Its the first door on the left, Gordon. Trust me!”
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In the Kingdom of the blind the one eyed prat is King!
“Did he have his trouser leg tucked into his sock as well like he did when he met me at the white house?” “Tried to fuck him off that day as well but he sat and sulked in the car park like a petulant child until he got his photo with me”
“Hey! security this time keep me the fuck away from any kitchens and more importantly well away from that Scottish twat, The maid had a hell of a job getting the dribble and kiss stains off the toes of my shoes last time”
Since the most popular man on the planet met our PM his approval ratings have fallen to Bush jnr levels.
Obama’s taking no more chances.
If you look carefully at the last PM-President meeting photos you’ll notice that Tiger Woods stood in for Obama.
Gore: “Gordon, when you said about coming out of the closet…”
Good one
Surely Gordon coming out of the closet is news worthy?
Ireland technically out of recession
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2009/1217/breaking35.htm
Which G is Ireland a member of?
String?
yeah well technically Zimbabwae isnt in a recession any more
There is no G in Ireland!
Signing Xmas cards all day long : yesterday, today and tomorrow
http://twitter.com/SarahBrown10/statuses/6759609885
She’s not too interested in Gordon saving the world then.
can’t let McFuck do the writing, obviously
There wouldn’t be enough room on the card for his illegible felt tip scrawl.
Pathetic isn’t it – the corrupt husband screwing her nation while she writes fucking cards that we have paid for.
Useless cow.
An unsuccessful attempt to kick the tv screen in prompted a moment of reflection;
You can gauge a man by the company he keeps.
Gordon Brown+ Al Gore.
Says it all does it not?
Brown receiving council from another Liar.
Attempting a rearguard action on each other in the broom cupboard- why am i not surprised?
I shall launch another hopefully more successful attack on the screen a bit later on, i will triumph.
He really is an embarrassing fucktard of epic proportions.
I think he could be even bigger than that as this guy just has to be an ‘Ultrafuckwit’ with a full doctorate in the study of total Fuckewittery.
Gordon is an Omni-fuckwit…
Terafuckwit
gazillifucktardian of numbnutton, south twattingshire, scotland.
Can’t wait for him to be introduced to Mugabe.
Gordon: Good Afternoon, Bishop Tutu
Mugabe: Fuck off, tyrant
Good to get a group of ex-SAS up there posing as journo’s and then watch the action start.
Gordon: Who’s the sooty over there with Morgan Chan-gay-rye
If there’s a way of ballsing it up, however difficult, McBust will seek it out.
Tucker’s Law eh?
And who is the naive shill at the end, who knows not what she is doing?
What’s the betting they felt each other up quick?
Even if Gore butters his toast on both sides, what makes you think anyone would touch that Brown thing?
they did seem to hang around in there a little longer than you may expect
Gordon to Gore
‘sorry Al just made a complete an utter C unt of myself again do you think anyone will notice if we come back out and pretend it was intentional”
Gore “Are you fucking nuts! You surely must have heard of Guido Fawkes”
Another embarrassing left turn for our great leader…
I hate him!!
Typical Brown wanting to be seen to be the man of importance, leading the way and in charge of the events to try and squeeze every little vote he can ends up in a fucking broom cupboard! Hhahahah! Beyond parody oh why is spitting image no longer shown (well actually we all know why no doubt it will be back in the summer 2010)
Did he make one of his ‘difficult and tough decisions’ to end up doing that coz it wasn’t ‘the right thing to do’ thats for sure?
Seriously though I think this video pretty much sums up everything about the man and everything he has done. He tries to lead from the front incompetently going in the wrong direction, entering areas he knows little or nothing about which commonly turn out to be a cul-de-sac’ which just waste more of our time, money and paitence.
FFS Give us an election to get rid of this total prick.
Agreed. An iconic video of Brown leading the world into a broom cupboard.
You couldn’t make this stuff up. Is Armando Iannucci his new SpAd?
Except it was a hotel room.
Identical to the hotel room they went in to subsequently.
Yeah agreed the gusys a twat please Ignore me I am a total knob jockey dickwad
“He’s so dense light waves bend around him.”
Prime Minister McLeatherman – a complete tool!!
Prime Minister McLeatherman – a complete tool!!!
Oh dear god, what did we do to deserve such a muppet.
He is indeed a muppet of epic proportions – but then so is Gore.
We can be sure that despite the obvious failure they will still hail Copenhagen as a historic success.
Thus – I’ve constructed a scoring system so we can measure the biggest schamltzy post-Copenhagen bull shit artist.
You all voted Labour for the last 3 elections! Should have voted for my lot instead
We did, but Gerry Mainwaring got in the way.
Concrete entrance at the Excell for G20
White House kitchen
Copenhagen corridor
Obama beach
Gordon sure knows how to screw up a photo op in bizarre situations.
A quick knee trembler – It was the right thing to do ‘cos it started in America.
It started in America and finished in Gordons Mouth. I can see the coming Anti-christ.
Alkey-Aida have taken Gordon off their target list I understand as he is wining the battles for them all on his own.
Good job he didn’t go in there with Boris Becker – who knows what the love child would look like.
You may not like Chavez’s policies, but there is no doubt that he has been democratically elected (Unlike our own poor buffoon).
Wikipedia says, “Chávez again won the OAS and Carter Center certification of the national election of December 2006 with 63% of the vote,[42] beating his closest challenger Manuel Rosales who conceded his loss on 4 December 2006″
Yes – conceded his loss of life.
If you truly believe that Chavez was “democratically” elected then seek help you muppet.
Chavez is elected democratically.
Allende of Chile was elected democratically.
And I am the quisling of a useless saggy cock and his pal Balls.
Actually a quisling is the puppet leader of a country’s ruling regime. An example would be Karzai in Afghanistan now or Quisling in Norway in the Second World War, from whom the word is derived.
You may go.
or me of course
I may fuck off
By 1972, two years after Allende’s election by the senate as 10 year President with 37% of the popular vote,the Chilean escudo had an inflation rate of 140%. The average Real GDP contracted between 1971 and 1973 at an annual rate of 5.6% (“negative growth”); and the government’s fiscal deficit soared while foreign reserves declined
Yes, Chavez has been elected in democratic elections. Same as those held in Cuba every so often, where the bearded dictator gets 99% of the vote.
As per citing from Wikipedia…
Gordon loses his way again!
The cupboard was the right place. Everyone else was wrong. So there.
When are we going to hear of the Tories’ policy on cupboards? They were wrong on the recession and they are wrong on walk in storage units.
what a pair of chumps
It was the right thing to do. I am getting on with the job of directing people through the wrong doors.
Just goes to show not only is he a useless PM he won’t be much better as a fucking ‘bell hop’
The green shoots have been zapped with ‘Roundup’
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8417860.stm
Came as real surprise to Brown too,who had bribed the ONS to produce better figures.
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“The figures came as a surprise to many economists, who had hoped for consumer spending to fuel economic recovery.”
With what money I might ask? These bunch of tossers have either stealthed taxed us or directly taxed us into the ground and with more to come what do they expect, miracles?
Any figures I see of an increase in spending, any mentione of green shoots by Labour I treat with absolute derision. Not anyone I know and not anywhere round here they are not. Circling the wagons they maybe doing but spending on the high street err No.
Gore and Brown have one thing in common – both unelected.
Is Prescott on view anywhere – perhaps doing some special rapporteuring or whatever?
Prezza is leading the Chinese scientific team, they are in the food and refreshments area and if Prezza has his way, will stay there for the duration.
Imagine all those Danish pastries he can stuff in his fat gob and then vomit into the Copenhagen sewers.
according to twitter prescott is talking to the mexicans. the hypocripsy of this lot is astounding – who is paying for prezza to get over there and what is he doing?
And yet they hav eboth been elected. It’s hard to argue with such a twat as yourself.
He really is Mr Bean
Isn’t there an Inspector Clouseau scene like this?I can’t find it.
This is it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfPsULW-wYc
“The old closet ploy. I really must congratulate you; if there’s one thing I enjoy, it’s a good closet ploy” LOL
Thanks.The Curse of the Brown Panther.
He really is one mincing disaster zone.
at least I’m funny
sometimes
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8417860.stm
economy stalling?
“The figures came as a surprise to many economists, who had hoped for consumer spending to fuel economic recovery.”
economic experts like Preston and Flanders? and doesn’t the cash for luxury spending come from economic recovery, not the other way round?
perhaps we should all take in each others washing and fuel the recovery that way?
“take in each others washing” er is that slang for summat dodgy ? knowing these two i wouldn’t be surprised !
As I said the other day sell GBP and Euro Europe will be fkd and the UK is fkd, the big move will happen from these levels and if the Bozo gets a climate deal in Cope that is seen negative for Western growth levels, the dollar will fly.
Sterling crises in Feb trust uncle Purpleline our clients have been buying USD for the last week all day and everyday. Tip of 2010 buy dollars wear diamonds Shag
Sorry slightly off topic.
China
Wake up dimwits.
I think you might have to shout as their a bit far off to hear you !.
Worst PM ever.
Can’t argue with that eh?
Isn’t it?
Don’t be so provocative.
Samantha Cameron is not a female.
Real name is “za man fer” Cameron.
Shut up petulant dog, we are your masters now.
It’ll be a real feather in their caps if they manage to make the weather colder. Hats off to them, I say!
But scarves and gloves on.
Bloody right – it’s brass monkeys. Is a 2 degree Celcius temperature rise the best we can do? I’d aim for 4 or 5.
Brown just saw a door marked Exit and knew it was for him
Here’s Brown’s exit
http://www.dignitas.ch/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=12&Itemid=1
O-H – he’d still fuck that up.
Fucking fucking pure dead fucking brilliant !!!!
The talks are about to collapse anyway – so I wonder if Obama will show up ??
Not if he’s seen this.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/12/16/obamas-push-copenhagen-deal-violate-constitution-critics-say/
or his latest poll ratings.
Now call me silly but I don’t think the Pres. watches Fox News somehow
Copenhagen currently looking very very good (and white of course) – for a circus. For a finale it surely needs Santa Obama to turn up and announce the aliens are here, that we’d all better hand over the money to him so he can save us, and that Ridley Scott will be first with the elixir of immortality so he can continue making nasty little metaphors in widescreen technicolor about giant worms infesting all our bosoms to scare the shit out of us all.
Not looking at all good is Dave Hugahoody, whose £20bn plan for Tesco and Marks and Sparks shoppers makes him look like an accomplice to the climate heist, the Treasury Select Committee being told this week that by 2013-14 the interest to the usurers will double to £1000 p.a. for every man, woman, transgendered, and child in the UK – about £4000 for everyone in employment – and far too big to deal with, even with pro-euthanasia legislation in place.
My tip – watch what gives with the IMF. Icelanders continuing to say no thanks, despite herculean efforts by the Cyclops, and Greece giving them the finger. Contingency plans for the coming fracture of the euro are already on the table.
or maybe it said
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I’m surprised porky old Al Gore could get into a broom cupboard.
He really is a fatso – growing fat on telling a lie.
Bit like Goering – unfortunately Gore just will not take that pill.
Could they be related ??
4 of the letters in their surnames are spookily the same, so it could possibly ne that they are related, yes.
I say this because, actually, ALL the letters in my surname are the same as those in my brothers’, and we are related.
Can anyone see Brown on television without swearing? I’m finding it impossible.
I blew my TV up ages ago with rage.
I now sit outside our local “Sony” shop – they have to keep the iron security shutters down when I am around.
Remote always immediately to hand, all loose articles tied down or removed from reach…..
He is just the most embarassing prat who has done so much damage to this country’s finances as well as our reputation around the world. No mean feat that, it takes a special kind of idiot to achieve such a double whammy.
It’s a scottish thing; incompetent wankers who suffer from little man syndrome and want to be taken seriously on the world stage, when the boat for that already sailed hundreds of years ago.
Like the Scottish football team – ALWAYS manage to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
Some nice mountain scenery though – but like France,better without the locals.
Never mind, England will carry the flag for the UK in next years World Cup finals (as usual).
If you don’t like us just vote for us to go!
We’ll be happy to —- as long as you keep the B & D dynamic duo.
Perhaps Gore gave Brown a cheque when we weren’t watching in the “left turn,Clyde” fiasco.
Does Gordon have an extra large urinal at these events,in case he pisses over everyone else?
Thought he used his trousers?
I can’t wait for the New Labour spin machine to start moving, slowly at first and then when it has overcome the initial inertia, volubly and with verbosity and speed…
“It was not, repeat not, a ‘broom cupboard’. It was a floor sweeping instrument storage receptacle open plan breakout area solution facility…”
cool hehehehe!
Gordon Brown, the comedy gift that keeps on giving
Vince was quite correct
Gordon Brown = Mr Bean
If it wasn’t for the fact I am unemployed (unable to claim and sign on), due to the lack of confidence that business has in this utter c*unt, I would laugh far louder,although I do find myself laughing hysterically but that’s because I am now clinically insane with rage.
Interesting comment regarding the “unable to claim/sign on” con – my son, a graduate,is in the same boat.He’s already doing unpaid voluntary work;he’s too qualified for training schemes(which are mickey mouse anyway) and because he received the proceeds of an investment bond from his grandparents for a house deposit(joke) he’s not eligible for very much(not even I suspect the latest “youth employment guarantee”) and of course he will therefore NOT appear on the jobless figures but never mind didn’t Harman say jobless figures were falling(LOL)
And this total bollocks about 17 – 24 yr olds being guaranteed jobs after 6 months.
Guaranteed where the fuck?
Another total lie from these bastardo’s – like the 500,000 jobs saved,nice round number.
I am bound to say,what the HELL is Cameron doing about Brown?
He has got to take him by the throat and spit on his grave – trouble is,Cameron is not really angry,stark raving angry at Brown,it’s all too lacking in BITE.
It’s not as bad as America
Americas about 500 times bigger than here you dumbfuck. No wonder your fucking labour what a twat
Are we able to vote in America? Do we pay our Taxes in America? Do we like Americans really?
People are getting thrown out of the job centres as fast as they come in on the flimsiest of grounds disallowing them to sign on.
Why? To keep the figures down.
Also if by the rare chance you are lucky to stand in one long enough and look presentable you will probably be employed as job centre staff.
I shall go along to one of these places and will file my report to Guido next week.
Its about time Bwon came out of the closet
No, it is about time Brown was locked in the closet and a bunch of Black Mambas dropped into it!
Come off it, Brown couldn’t cope with more than one black mamma!
Livni arrest warrent- thoughts?
http://ddtaylor88.wordpress.com/2009/12/17/british-courts-must-not-become-a-mouthpiece-for-islamic-extremists/
I am.
You still promoting your 6th form debating club essays here Dan?
It’s not extremist to view that evil cow and her shitty little country (© J. Chirac) as war criminals – it’s merely balanced. Besides, having signed up to the Geneva Conventions, we are obliged to allow such actions to be brought against suspected war criminals.
I look forward to another country doing the same for Tony Blair.
What’s all the fuss about? I only wanted a quick kiss and a cuddle.
Al Gore is such a fine looking man he gives me a twitch.
Took them 9 seconds to realise it wasn’t a dining room
I have poor eyesight, you know
…and very poor judgement too.
They were obviously checking that there was an “adequate” supply of “bog-rolls”
The labour spin-misters will put it down to a “micro meeting” with Gore
It was actually a scheduled 30 minute meeting. 9 seconds was enough for Gore to truncate the meeting as he quickly realised the errors of his ways.
Why is it the IMF backs Brown on the Fiscal Stimulus?
If they don’t keep puffing, our house falls down.
coz they are not the ones that have to pay it all back, thicko!
Can I just re-iterate: Enron did not design the Carbon Trading Scheme.
The crook Ken Lay did not have anything to do with it and I cannot remember having dozens of meetings with the him to discussthe Carbon Trading Scheme that Enron did not design.
I hope everyone is clear on this point.
man bear pig
On 5 live yesterday they interviewed a Scouser who’d taken his kids out of school to go to Copenhagen to protest. Said that their teachers were very supportive about the kids going and actively encouraged them.
I wonder what support I would get if I told my little Smurf’s teacher that I was taking them out of school to go to Copenhagen to protest about the biggest scam in history ?
A priest with children? and admitting it?
You will probably find the male teachers are already over there taking advantage of the free hookers.
won’t be long before we are enjoying the discomfort of those delegates who accepted the offers of free sex for anyone with a delegate’s badge.
I’m guessing that, starting early next week, possibly this weekend’s Sunday papers, covert snapshots and possibly even video of delegates enjoying the hospitality of the “poor, helpless and exploited” sex workers in Copenhagen.
Any bets on who might be a target ?
As the Dad’s a scouser, the teachers would have been surprised if his “kids” had turned up to school at all.
Well its not like scousers need an education to rob houses & cry at the slightest insult, is it?
Let the institutionalised welfare recipient thick scouse socialist fuckers leave the country en masse forever.
So your next holiday destination isn’t likely to be Liverpool then?
You’ve obviously never been to Liverpool.
And the grotty assistant nonentity says as she closes the door on the two Titans of Shit;
“No filming in there,pleeeaase”
Fuck off you ugly bitch,we’ve never seen a gay porno being made before.
‘No filming in there, pleeeaase’……candidate for a nose-job, methinks,
Yes – ugly beyond redemption
Cap and Trade in Practice
How to get paid for laying off 1700 workers at Corus, Redcar and build a new factory in India. Net reduction in Co2 0.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704398304574598173402205330.html#mod=djemEditorialPage
That’s the result of Prescott’s “brilliant” (in his words) negotiation at Kyoto then. Well done Prezza!!
He did literally eat all the pies…….
He did literally eat all the pies……
Corus bought by Tata.
Tata supports TERI (Tata energy research unit)
TERI includes a certain Rajendra Pachauri
Rajendra Pachauri No 1 at IPCC (sponsors of global warming science)
Go figure
Here he is
http://markontheworld.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/the-end.jpg
How does Gordon Brown keep on hogging the headlines?
My P.R. machine are pure shit and stand by for another fucking boost for Labour in the opinion polls.
My mantra is the more Gordon Brown gets media coverage the higher Labour’s ratings in the opinion polls.
Thanks a fucking million Guido
Didnt Shakey sing about an eyeball peepin’ through a smokey cloud behind the Green Gore?
The blind leading the blinkered.
The blind leading the bland
The great thing about this video of Gore and Brown is that ties in so well with the video below about Gordon upping the stakes for COP15…
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8418008.stm
He says that depending on the outcome of this summit the participants will be blessed or blamed for generations..
“But Brown, it looks as though we are in a broom cupboard !”
“There must be no turning back, no admission of defeat or we will be blamed for generations, Al.. !”
When they meet in the Hall today I hope Mugabe gives Brown some tips on econcomic management in a failed state and how to hold ane election. Brown seems a bit lost in these areas (and in hotel corridors).
That’s odd – I swear that Gordon Brown was elected by his constituents!
And your point is?
He might have been elected by the Dunferminline Cub Scouts, but he has not been eelcted to his poiistion in the Labour Party (which gives him the PM slot), nor has he lead his party through a General Election. It might be “within the rules”, but we all know how little that means these days, don’t we?
i am happy to go into the broom cupboard like the many cleaners in our country unlike the etonian aristocracy who do not know where the broom cupboard is in their notting hill mansions.
it was the right thing to do.
A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife..
He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price.
He opts for the dearest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs the wife thinks ‘I have an idea.
It’s so see-through that it might as well be nothing.
I won’t put it on, I’ll do the modelling naked and return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund and keep the money for myself.
So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.
The husband says ‘Fuck me, it wasn’t that creased in the shop’.
All this “legally binding contract” crap at Copenhagen – so if a nation does not comply in,say 5 years time,what happens?
They get invaded?
They get sanctioned?
They don’t get to meet Brown at the G20 (or 21 if you include the wops)?
They don’t get the money that Brown steals from the British taxpayer?
I’ve read better business proposals from dead dogs than this pile of shit.
They’ll have to accept Browns contribution on our behalf in shirt buttons, they’ll be more valuable than pound coins.
What “legally binding” means in this context is “illegally binding”.
Brown intends to further sabotage the UK with a crippling treaty which like Lisbon will be binding on the next Government.
Omaha does not have Congress behind him and is following in the footsteps of the greatest leader on earth, (aka Gordon Brown).
Watch Cameron wring his hands and say that he can do nothing about it.
That was a brilliant set up. Who did the confirmation “huhum” and who then turned sharply under the camera?
The security goons must have been in on it, as they would have already walked the route and known the cameras were in the wrong place. It had to be a staged item, as everyone following knew to stay behind and let them walk alone for the camera opportunity.
Notice how the two security in the far distance move aside, to get out of view, but suddenly came back in view with their backs turned after the incident. Does Brown not have any loyal people left around him?
sounds plausible. Ex-SAS getting their revenge for numerous slights?
So where the fuck is Jason Bourne when you need him?
Was I supposed to be there? Sorry, I forgot.
Look and listen more carefully. At 0.38 you can hear McRuin asking his female spAd ‘Are we going to go in here?’, to which she responds in the affirmative . You´re right about morale problems with his staff, but it was the young gel that mis-directed him not the heavies.
Was it our own dear Emily No Mates?
Try reading. “in on it” means to be in the know, not to be actually doing it. It is also impossible to determine who said “huhum”. Go back to the medicine.
I can just hear it now “Och Al, let me feel your hanging chads in my sweaty little palms”
“Fuck off, I invented the internet and now I’m going to save the world. After lunch.”
that vain,pompous drag queen!
she struts around like a big fat know it all……..
where are all the lecturers that worked with Brown telling us what a great teacher he was?
where are the rugby lads that used to face the clunking handbag?
where are all the people that used to go along to parties with him and have such a great time drinking other peoples beers when gordie had brought some empties and a few bricks???????????
did anyone see his ‘apology’ for the £500 spent on his toilet?
condescending hoon………still.if he cant read,write or add up how could he understand the rules?????????
just waiting for the ‘silvio’ moment…………..
followed by the ‘ceaucescu’………
I don’t think it was staged so much as the photographers ensuring they were standing in the way of the correct door to try and suggest to Gordon that the broom door was the right entrance…
bollox
GB;
Gordon Brown – the scum of Britain.
Gordon Brown – wherever he goes,shit happens.
Gordon Brown – liar,fraudster,Soviet spy.
brown is an american agent not a soviet one.
do try to keep up you dullard.
thankyou.
Oh dear – the friendless one is back
Says the nameless one.
if these are the cretins promoting the new world order I think we are safe.
As you say!
Does this AGW shit remind any one of the Middle Ages?
The church explained all variations in climate as acts of God. Those who deny this were heretics and burned at the stake..unless you had a few bob,then you could purchase absolution. The Church therefore profited from the Godless.
Seems to me that AGW is a repeat of the same thing:
The high preists have faith,so they can ignore facts. They only speak with each other,which reinforces their faith.
Non believers are burned at the stake of taxation.
An army of holy workers roams the land, threatening dire consequences for sinners.
Cap and Trade means those with enough cash are forgiven their sins,however huge and are truly righteous.
What a fucking nonsense.
absolutely spot on. the new world order or globalists or whatever you want to call them just copy and paste previous fascist regimes.
they haven’t got an original idea between them.
they are dimwits.
the battle against their propaganda is very similar to the enlightenment with the green thugs trying to drag us back to the intellectual dark ages.
just as they are bombing Afghanistan into the dark ages so they wish to bomb the intellectuals and scientists who speak the inconvenient truth: global temperatures are falling, not rising.
these are the facts.
No they are not.
Welcome holy one. I acknowledge your deep faith in the Almighty and his representatives on earth,who cannot determine the difference between a broom cupboard and a conference room.
Your faith is such that facts could not divert you from the path of enlightenment.
However,I and my fellow heretics just don’t believe it because the overwhelming case and settled science seem to be built on bent data. If the argument is so clear -why fiddle the data?
Do tell.
Facts facts, facts….
In German, an open letter signed by over 70 leading scientists
If you scroll down you will see leading scientists who have come out publically against the conclusions of the IPCC and their lead authors
Letter published in ‘Zeit’ July 2009
http://www.eike-klima-energie.eu/news-anzeige/klimawandel-offener-brief-an-kanzlerin-merkel-temperaturmessungen-ab-1701-widerlegen-anthropogen-verursachte-temperaturschwankungen/
So what was actually in the other room they went in to?
Mandelson being serviced by a rent boy?
Or Nazi Balls whipping Eva Cooper?
Certainly big enough for Brown to get past Gore. First in, first out.
Who was the lady, he stared at on the right, not wanting to make eye contact with him?
i don’t know but look at the size od the door they eventually go through – it was either a padded cell or a prison.
Mr Bean strikes again – this is beyond embarrassing.
Ed Miliband has now seen the video…
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/dec/16/copenhagen-summit-miliband-farce-warning
sorry, I just can’t stop laughing…
I have spotted a gap in the market;
A TV channel devoted purely to Brown and his daily bollocks.
With analysis from psychiatrists,doctors,handwriting experts,bullying counsellors,economics professors,hand surgeons,mouth surgeons,brain surgeons,eye surgeons,crash helmet experts,fitness coaches,speech therapists and on and on.
And then for the other 6 days you can simply play these gems hour after hour.
Its called GuyTV and its on youtube
John Vidal and Allegra Stratton in Copenhagen
guardian.co.uk, Wednesday 16 December 2009 23.33 GMT
Article history
“That would mean the negotiations staying in limbo well into next year, increasing the damage caused by global warming.”
John Vidal and Allegra Stratton = Uberfuckwit fucktard retarded fuckwitts
Do they really think that a 2-3 month delay will have any influence on the temperature of the earth?
This is the problem, fucking thick bullshitting lefties
the problem with continually raising the stakes is eventually somebody calls your bluff
It’ll definitely warm up by next summer – unless you are in southern hemisphere of course.
PM determined to reach “legally binding treaty”
http://www.number10.gov.uk/Page21764
Stop laughing… you bastards!
You are making Mrs H’s stiches hurt!
HYSTERICAL
I couldn’t remove a stain from the toilet bowl using the power of my piss which left me quite upset.
Tough shit, I guess.
Whereabouts of Lockerbie bombing mastermind Adbdul Baset Ali al-Megrahi remain unknown
As a condition of his controversial release, Megrahi was ordered to check in with a member of the local Scottish town council with twice-monthly phone calls. The terms of his release also called for him to remain at his home address or at the hospital where he is being treated, both in Tripoli
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2009/12/16/2009-12-16_whereabouts_of_lockerbie_bombing_mastermind_adbdul_baset_ali_almegrahi_remains_u.html
Gordon must have been reading Guido’s blog about his ‘Etonian tie’.. !
http://twitter.com/DowningStreet
Or one of his team read it. Remember, Brown can’t see properly.
Like the recession, he’ll just blame America, or in this case the American for his fuckups even though its plain to see he is the asshole at fault.
Brown Curse Grounds Globe Span Fleet
By DAVID FORWARD | Published: DECEMBER 16, 2009
http://www.tractorstats.co.uk/satire/brown-curse-grounds-globe-span-fleet/23/
Classic response from Al Gore after Gordon has taken a full SEVEN SECONDS to realise his error…
“We assessed the terrain and decided to move on…”
Possible Quote of the Day material….
Does anyone know what was in the room apart from a couple of intellectually challenged,middle aged wallies on their way to a psycho babble fest in order to convince their colleagues to come on board and promote skinning the taxpayer globally?
(2009) New Labour ILLIGITIMATE “P.M.” Gordon Brown -PARASITE: http://eotp.wordpress.com/2009/05/08/2009-new-labour-unelected-p-m-gordon-brown-parasite/
I still can’t come to terms with that mugshot!
How has a chaotic cheque and wall bouncing
directionless fucking prick like Mr. Stupid survived.
Tens,perhaps hundreds of people worked closely with him,
obviously recognised his lethal failings and continued to
cowardly support him for personal ambition.
What about the people, the country?
How could you let it go on?
Cowards and traitors following a broken cult.
You have to wonder at mental stability of the ones that follow.
And there he was, desparately trying to look the part of world statesman. Beyond parody.
What a complete dickhead, who let this twat near me. Now i know why everyone avoids him.
Step into my office please gentlemen.
This shows clearly what a 22 carrat BURKE he is!!!
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Shows how poorly educated the masses really are.
I care not for Fry but at least he is able to communicate
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So much for Global Warming it’s freezing here in North East England and we have snow. Van conked out on the mini roundabout causing the most almighty tailbacks.
It was you? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Was it a BBC camera crew who took the pictures? Assuming so I wonder who rang up who to set it up. Knowing the “big up Gordon” BBC it could even have been a BBC idea. There is no way that the whole scene wasn’t stage managed.
Tete a tetes with Obie in the kitchen and liaisons a la Boris Becker in the broom cupboard with Al. I’m beginning to have my doubts about our Gordon.
Climate Change Lies
“Today’s conference speakers include Gordon Brown, the Venezuelan tyrant Hugo Chavez; and Zimbabwe’s Robert Mugabe. None of whom were elected head of government in open, free and fair elections.”
At least Chavez and Mugabe had an election (albeit corrupt ones), which is more than we ever got before/during/after brown decided to burn £1.4 trillion of our fucking money without asking anybody.
The only reason Brown’s going to have an election in 2010 is for selfish reasons; he knows that if he doesn’t have one when legally forced to do so (or if he tries to change the law to outlaw elections in “troubled times”) then he’d get carted off by the army and then kicked to a fucking pulp by a baying mob.
Before Obama turned up, Brown was interviewed on the BBC and was in full-blown jesus mode, ie “*I* have been talking to all the leaders, they have all decided to do everything I have asked them to do, they know I’m right”
Afterwards, when it all went completely tits-up and no agreement other than an agreement which said “there is no agreement” could be “noted” (not even signed), he went back into jesus mode again saying “*I* will be the one who will lead all 193 countries into sealing a deal in the next few months.”
He really does think he’s a messiah.
His gurning insane “I am saving the planet for I am god” rant on the bbc was pretty terrifying to watch.
Can someone please remind me why he hasn’t been carted-off yet? (either by the men in white coats, or by the army for destroying the economy and never actually having been elected leader ever by anyone in the first place?)
Take a healthy economy that actually has a credit, and turn it into a bankrupted economy with over a trillion quid of debt within 12 years, give it a real unemployment rate of about 15%, finish-off the only sector (financial) that’s got any chance of leading us out of this mess by declaring class war on the very people who generate the most income/tax for the country (but not before you destroy the majority of that sector first due to your own complete negligence), arrest any opposition MP as a terrorist if they find out what you’re doing regarding destroying the country, then parade the world stage saying “I am jesus. I saved the world. Do what I do/say because I’ve never made any mistakes”
He’s a fucking grade-a loony, and I despise the labour party for knowing all this throughout the last 12 years but still letting things carry on purely so that they can milk their expenses and build up their tax-payer-funded guaranteed golden pensions.
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Lord Monckton, Senior Policy advisor to Margaret Thatcher Calls for the Global Warming fraudsters and crooks to be arrested and put on trial for fraud and crimes against humanity.
http://treanornews.weebly.com/video-news2.html