Labour Spying on Guido’s Co-Conspirators
This is the contents page of a dossier that has been passed to Guido:
Over 20 pages it records every comment made by a single co-conspirator in the PMQs live-chat that we do on this blog every week. For those of you who don’t participate, the live-chat takes place during PMQs and is a blokey bar-room, profanity strewn critique of PMQs participated in by hundreds of co-conspirators every Wednesday.
Frequent topics of discussion in the Live-Chat are the fashion choices of front benchers Harriet Harman and Theresa May, the synthetic, ‘oooh, get her’ anger of Nick Clegg and David Cameron’s emerging bald-spot. High-level stuff. As is common with sensitive and progressive audiences it not unheard of for co-conspirators to discuss the physical appearance and intelligence of politicians, particularly those asking planted questions. It is a chance to vent our hatred of politicians in real-time. It is all good fun before we disappear down the pub at 12.30.
For Labour’s Chief-Whip, Nick Brown, it seems it has been a source of less than deadly intelligence on his constituency Lib-Dem challenger Greg Stone, who posts using the name ‘Inamicus’. They have been spying on him and have discovered gems like:
- On Wednesday June 25, 2008 he said “anne mcintosh needs a makeover” … “depressed woman in blue is anne mcintosh (vale of york)”
- On Wednesday 9th July, 2008 he said “annie mac looks like a deckchair today” and “quite like darling’s tie…. looks like neapolitan icecream”, “alan reid – lowest profile mp ever”, “spellar nasty old right wing union hack”
- Wednesday 15th October 2008 – “teresa looks like she’s going for the scottish widows ad look”, “darling and osborne have same tie on”, “roberta blackmanwoods top left – sourfaced bitch”, “straw’s got a hard on”
- Wednesday 4th March 2009 – “sort your tie out ossie”, “miliband looks monged”, “i quite like hague’s tie”, “yvette’s looking quite cute”
- Wednesday 25th March 2009 – “like hague’s tie”, “how much botox is hazel blears on?”
- Wednesday 13th May 2009 – “Mickey Fabb looks pissed”, “nick brown might not be around after the GE
“ - Wednesday 20th May 2009 - “Nice suit/shirt/tie combo for Hague”, “Anne McIntosh is in spinster librarian mode again”
- Wednesday 28th October 2009 – “chloe needs to sort out that monobrow”
Pretty tame stuff by the standards of some of the window-lickers co-conspirators who post on the live-chat. Nevertheless Nick Brown clearly thinks it worth getting his researchers to spy on this at the taxpayers’ expense and push the dossier around left-wing journalists in the hope of undermining his opponent at the election. Gordon’s henchman of course would never ever say anything unpleasant about anyone. Not. Guido was told by a Labour insider that they print out Iain Dale’s blog every day and file it for use against him should he ever manage to get a seat to fight. Fair enough, but isn’t all this somewhat pathetic.
The most embarrassing thing about this for Greg Stone is that it shows an unhealthy obsession with William Hague’s neck-wear.
Sounds a splendid chap.
I’ll invite him round for some ‘Judo’.
“yvette’s looking quite cute”
Is he mad?
My gaydar is going into overdrive.
Trust a gayer to go for the lady boy look.
He should have gone to Specsavers.
Well can I just say for the record, what a fine bunch of non-stasi, non-amateurish, non-control freak, non-crypto-totalitarian people they all are, who have no intention at all of having trouble makers rounded up.
I mean FFS why would anyone bother spying on the Lib-Dems!!
That Brown chap’s an absolute “spitter” for Piers Fletcher-Dervish !!!
Guido, talking of live chat PMQ, you need to sort out the pre-modding. By the time comments are passed/posted the subject that they were commenting on has way passed. Also the tiny font that moderated comments are posted in makes them unreadable.
As an occassional Mod on the PMQ’s I can only say it is a thankless task. There are hundreds of comments pouring in per minute, most of them seditious and libelous and it is the Mods job to sort it out in real time, plus not miss the action of PMQ’s.
Now fuck off
Fuck off yourself you obnoxious wankstain. My comment was quite polite and also suggested the point that it might be an idea to stop pre-modding everyone which would ease up the log jam.
log jam….ooh now you’re talking big boy.
I’m not usually modded.
But, you see, I’m not a fucking nobend like you, with respect!
‘Plus not miss the action’ – err…. are we watching the same thing?
any mention of brown being a sausage jockey?
Nick,Gordon or both?
sorry,
Both…
What’s wrong with sedition?
Any Hunt who isnt’ seditious these days needs looking at.
This recent revelation comes as no real surprise.
Its day 3765 in the Big Brother country – Guido is in the blog room……
How do you know Greg Stone is ‘Inamicus’ ?
Well, he’s not “amicus”, so he must be “inamicus”.
In Amicus = Union Rep
In Abacus = Bean Counter
In Amorous = Ding Dong! Hello Pretty!
In Americus = Where It All Started (bollocks)
In A Mucus = Snotty’s Finger.
Inamatronicus = Battery’s Dead on Robot’s in Disguise.
In a…. Oh fuck it, I’m bored now. I’m going for a cig.
Very good. Would have rounded that lot off nicely witth ignoramus?
The protests about Global warming seem to be working…They look bloody frozen.
Oh Dear the anish Pres of the Climate talks has resigned.
Will Gordon take over and save the world?
Is this why he went there early
Save the world?
Nah…This is the Jonah effect.
He’s only been there five minutes, riots have broken out, no agreement possible and the Danish president forced to resign
What this whole thing shhows is that the people in westmonster and “government” “Departments”, especially if either “elected” in Labour Rotten and Pocket Boroughs (both kinds of which they have about 400 too many in total) will all have to go.
If they do not go, we will have to eat them. Barbecues are good, by virtue of being “not healthy” and involving the “frying of food” (which makes it taste good, as is right and in line with Hominid nutrition. Boiling without salt [of course] is no good at all.)
Old Holborn has bought a High Viz jacket and a peaked cap.
I am now a “Freedom Warden”. Join me.
More…
http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2009/12/jacqui-smiths-irregulars.html
Yes, you seem just like the type that would like a wear a uniform and hi-vis jacket, perhaps a wannabe security guard?
‘Join me.’ WhoTF are you, Jesus?
or David Icke
is the uniform a purple shell suit ?
It wasn’t purple, it was turquoise! For fuck’s sake. if you are going to take the piss out of David Icke by referring to two decade old stereotype of his original transition, then at least be accurate about it. Christ even Icke takes the piss out of himself better than you can!
Try harder.
Don’t worry, Icke is on our list.
That Mark thatcher is trying to get a job as a taxi driver.
you do realise that petulant bit of nutter worship is now going to follow you around for quite a while Mr Ned ?
Worrying, too, that OH is starting to refer to himself in the third person. Sure sign of megalomania.
Oops …
OH, a high viz jacket plus a hard hat will get you into any building you want and well behind the scenes too. A smattering of Polish helps plus always have a sheaf of grubby paper, drawings etc.
Shut up you fool!
We are within reach of the secret recipe for Gregg’s Steak Bake and the mighty Jumbo Sausage Roll.
We are re-training thousands of plumbers as bakers to infilitrate your retail bakery industry.
Increasingly, the only neckwear I’d like to see around troughing, spying, lying ZaNuLieBor necks is a hempen noose, or a burning tyre!
Yerrs, time for the Jolly Hangman knot to come back in fashion.
“blokey bar-room, profanity strewn critique of PMQs”
And this weeks award for understatement goes to Guido!
no, he did hint they were all window lickers
Oh he’s talkng about us!! I thought he was referring to PMQ’s itself
Good luck to Greg – he is a decent bloke who deserves to do well (even if he is a Lib Dem). He should ignore Brown’s pathetic tactics, as I hope will the Geordies.
You are shitting me.
Actually……….. given the Stasi track record of this government I shouldn’t be surprised.
P.S. Nick Brown – if you are reading this – you are in my personal top 5 politicians I hate:
1. Gordon Brown
2. Ed Balls
3. Mrs Balls
4. Nick Brown
5. Nick Griffin
Nick Brown-Balls.The ultimate nightmare political mutation.
As far as I am aware we only have one picture out of all 5 of these different hues of socialist in “national socialist” fancy dress.
Guido, every one of your posts is stuffed full of poofs and fat blokes. what gives?
including your one
no mate, i’m not a gayist or fatist. i’m *anti* gayism and fatism.
learn what “every one of” means you chubby chutney ferret
Really?
How do they know who he is, if he posts under a pseudonym?
Nick Brown?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1190000/images/_1192198_brown150.jpg
‘Nuff said.
From the picture he looks like he taking some lifestyle choices from our dear friend Mr Oaten.
Blimey Guido,
First of all thanks for the heads up that the government monitor/record PMQ’s live chat.
Perhaps we should focus on Nick Brown today and his rather expensive eating habits.
The man appears (he he, avoid the libel) a complete thug.
I hope you aren’t being set up.
But if Nick Hunt-Brown has been behind this, perhaps it is time to raise a gun sight, and turn on the automatic burst facility.
Who does he think he is some over paid apparatchik from the DDR?
this could be bigger than the expenses scandal!!!
“Who does he think he is some over paid apparatchik from the DDR?”
Probably.
Is that the German version of DHL?
The cheque is in the post, comrade.
Greg Stone is catty about women and obsessed with the sartorial choices of men. Respect and all that, Greg, but couldn’t you work in a few references to soft furnishings or leather wear?
We shouldent reveal who anybody is on this blog otherwise the Labour party Gestapo will be a knocking on our doors !
Instead of spying on others, perhaps Neo-Labour might wish to undertake an introvert analysis of the degenerates, criminals and sexual deviants that blight its party: http://eotp.wordpress.com/category/new-labour/
Disgusting.
I only got a quarter of the way through. The list is endless.
These people should all be in jail and stripped of their posts, salaries and pensions.
They should never be allowed to work within parliament, or anything associated with parliament again.
Too late, they’re running the aylum…..sorry, country.
Huge list so as an experiment I put this in word format.
It runs to 219 A4 pages
O/T but Moody’s is now predicting social unrest in our near future:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/6819470/Moodys-warns-of-social-unrest-as-sovereign-debt-spirals.html
Granted, the ratings agencies’ track records are less than perfect – OK they’re bloody awful – but you can begin to see the real purpose of NuLiebore’s enabling clauses / acts.
call it “social unrest” I cant wait to be on the giving end for a change.
Getting 3 miles of piano wire for crimbo (i hope) and I started making
my molotovs a while back.
Social unrest huh……fuckin war is coming and I am ready..I would rather die fighting the bastards in the street than exist in a miserable shithole like britain.
Dear Anti,
‘Tis better to give than to receive.
Seasons’s greetings from
Your loving nephew,
Manning
That is a good site, and if you look at the top right of the page, it links to the malfeasance of all the political parties. The tory list is as long as the labour one.
Nick Brown, assuming you’re reading this: you are a cunt. All your colleagues are cunts. Count yourselves lucky you are only going to be thrown out and not strung up.
“not strung up”
Who says?
Yeah, there must be time for a good lynchin’
I am patient though, I can wait …
Things must be getting pretty desperate if this is all they can dream up.
What a waste of time and money.
Not desperate, its a sign of low intelligence.
Most of these wankers could not get a worth while job and, if by some fluke they did they would fail to keep it.
Its indicative of low cunning much along the lines of the greedy gutless cowards that employ them.
It’s clearly a party matter, so I hope the taxpayer will be billing Mr Nick Blobby for the time has has wasted on this. The only comfort is that it will soon be P45 time for this pathetic bully-boy.
Looking forward to the abuse at PMQ’s today. Ho HO!
With ole one-eye off saving the world it leaves Harridan on duty, wonder if she’ll wear something in leather?
It’ll be the giraffe suit again. The pattern comprises a set of runes intelligible to the Lizards, begging admission to the secret cabal of Illuminati — a cabal so secret that no one, including its members, knows anything about it.
Isn’t this a misuse of taxpayers money? (I understand that is a relative term under this blessed government)
I thought the buzzword was quantitative easing.
Covers a multitude of sins, that.
Quantative easing? Mmmmmm
heh, pizza boy, any news on your Zippy Lippy, the war criminal, being arrested?
not fucked off to Dubai yet?
Thanks for all the Pizza’s generated from this blog earlier this year.
We trust we can rely on you all again this Christmas?
Opera loving, class warrior, Nick Brown ought to have more to fret about…given this article casual obserbvers may be delusional to believe that he matters to the lives of this once great realm.
Yvette is very attractive in a ‘allo ‘allo Nazi Helga sort of way
Yvette Cooper Balls Boy – the Eva Braun to Ball’s Himmler.
Remind me, how they both end up?
Margaret Beckett, the Zelda of intergalactic terrorism.
Perhaps they carry cyanide pills in one of their teeth – can we not offer them a plate of really crunchy troughing food to activate them?
How Dare zyou speak about mine Frau ein zat vay. Ve vill find you an vill punish you…YOU WILL BE PUNISHED
ACHTUNG!!!
PAPERS!! PAPERS!! SHOW ME YOUR PAPERS!!!
another hoon that needs hanging
And another Labour Hunt who won’t admit to getting into a selective school in Tunbridge Wells.
Nick Brown. Now that *is* a name from the past. As no-one had seen nor heard from him all year I, like millions of others had just assumed he’d resigned without anyone noticing. After all, what difference would his presence/absence anywhere make? If only Jonah were as insignificant…
I may as well reveal my true name before the Stasi extort it from Guido. It’s Sir Amyas William a’Bear Plantaganet Tollemache-Waad.
Sorry ‘Plantagenet’. Typo.
you a frog?
It’s pronounced ‘Wade’.
Too late, I’ll slug you anyhow.
any relation to miles de orellana tollemache?
Overlooked. If I had a name like that, I’d be dislecksic two.
Anyone surprised at Nick Browns Stasi tactics?
The il-liberal third way fascists really do need hanging.
He’s a bloody thug – always was – always will be – a bit short of the intellect methinks – typical Gordon Brown bullying ‘Bouncer’
His time at MAFF (DEFRA) was shambolic
up ‘ere for thinking
down there for dancing
arse vs elbow springs to mind
awful !!
Very spooky thug – watch him at PMQ’s – he sits to the right of Harman,hands crossed as if waiting at a Stockholm bus stop on his way to his dead end job in a dead end insurance office.
As he gets fatter by the week,troughing on his £400 food claims,the people of Newcastle, that he so badly represents, have been so terribly shafted by Brown and Brown.
Nick Brown,how’s the corruption going at Newcastle City Council these days?
…er, the Liberals took it over some time ago.
However T Dan Smith and his cronies remain firm labour heroes in folk lore.
Where’s Lord Fondlebum ??
Look out!He’s behind you.
O/T – I see they’re forecasting freezing weather with snow showers for the last few days of the climate bunfight in Copenhagen.
I’m flying out to Egypt (with erindoors) £40 return (each) – for the third time this year
Have a bit of me own climate change !!!
are people really this stupid?
seems like it
Just an observation, old bean. Science used to be based on observations, before they went over to computerised storytelling.
I wonder what NB looks like in piano wire neckwear ?
Well all I can say is, nick and his fellow criminals must have a liking for masochism to spend ll that time collecting and reading the home truths that are written about them on here.
But it’s a good thing for Guido because it shows they read the blog doesn’t it?
Er ………… well actually ………… it doesn’t ………… does it?
I think someone’s been in my house Guido, nothing was taken, but there were fluorescent finger prints everywhere so at least one of them had swine flu.
Shit there’s a Vauxhall Vector parked outside – two big blokes and an extra aerial.
I’m under the duvet.
Have they got white coats on?
They’re after me too.
When I got in yesterday, I found that everything in my house had been replaced with an exact replica.
of Milan Cathedral or The Copenhagen Mermaid?
Baseball bat.
An exact replica on the outside, bugs on the inside. They’ve probably photographed the dust and tried to duplicate that too.
Trouble is, I happen to know that this sort of thing really does go on. Seriously.
Great to hear – thanks Guido.
So Gordon Brown – as we know you are reading this;
What’s it like to be hated by millions and millions of Britons?
How does it feel to be ridiculed because you cannot even write a letter to a bereaved parent?
How do you feel about the fact that we know you are a Soviet spy?
And can you tell my children why you have raped this country’s finances and ruined their futures?
What do you feel about the fact you will be in the history books for hundreds of years as the worst Prime Minister to hold the office?
What do you think your father would think about you as you reduce the country to it’s worst social and economic state ever witnessed? I don’t think the word he would use is “proud” eh?
The thing is,we know that YOU know you are a fraud and that the time is fast approaching when even YOU cannot prevent the British electorate from demolishing you, by lying and preventing the truth from surfacing.
As with everything that is corrupt and illegal,you will be booted out along with your thugs.
You are a coward,hated by millions,detested by men and woman across the land.
You may control the decision on the day of your electoral death,but We,The People control your fate.
Name the day,Brown and we shall finish the job.
Thats a maybe then?
Nick Brown.
Enough said….
Far too much said!
Nick Brown is used to Spying, especially from the Bushes on Clapham Common though.
you mean he’s been watching me running the clapham common round?
while I paid tax so he could get his next chin using untaxed food benefits, so deserved because MPs are the only people in the country who have to pay for their food when they go to the supermarket
Let us all sign in as Inamicus’ today at PMQ and really give this hoon who looks like he is chewing a wasp some real comments.
I am Inamicus!
No! I’m Inamicus!
Iamunanimus !!
At twelve o’clock we will all be ‘Inamicus’
No, I’m Spartacus! Oops.
I’m Inamicus…. and so is my wife
Bugger off – I am he and I can PROVE it.
Er…I think.
There is £5 for the real Inamicus’ to stand up and describe the fashion of the dreaded Harriet dripping Vag clothes today and 100K if when you get to parliament you call the speaker a Hunt. and if Brown is there chucks a shoe at him. And out him as a member of the Scottish Gay Cabal.
I’m inamicus, I think, so therefore I am.
If you think, therefore you cannot be Lib Dem. Get thee behind me satan
I’ve been spying back on them.
IP logging tools, traceroutes and having someone in the know on the BT, VM and academic fibre backbones are useful things.
Oi, governmental network analyst! Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you.
Teehee!
Clearly will be an early election, all this monitoring shows idle hands at work.
They’re rattled, seizing on anything to portray the opposition as feckless and curry favour and votes.
They don’t like being on the receiving end of a damn fine reaming.
They don’t like it up ‘em cap’tem.
Apropos nothing, but idle thought and daydreaming………………….
Are there enough lamp posts? and do we have sufficient supplies of Bridport daggers?
I believe there are quite a few gas lamps remaining in the City of London – this would indeed be an eloquent death – but if we are short of tall lamp posts perhaps we could cut off the offenders legs and dangle them separately – sorted !!
Would make a fitting use of the lamp posts along Prescotts Way, the outside lane, closed orff section of the M4 from Heathrow to Chiswick.
And madam, we are not thuggish imams from Saudi, Somalia or Iran, there will no chopping orff of legs, just a good choreographed multiple hanging.
You must admit – it’s creative and makes best use of resources
OMG!!!! FlashGorgon may not be able to save the world after all at Nohopenhagen !!!!!!
*screams and panic, mass looting and chaos ensures*
Or is it just more Labour bullshit to try and make him look good on Friday when he pulls a rabbit out of the hat (that has already been agreed of course and he knows it) and proclaims himself the true saviour of the planet.
May I also take this opportunity using your good organ to tell The chief whippery to go fuck himself with a rusty salt encrusted pickaxe. Thanks
Oh! one more thing
Happy Birthday mum!!!! Be round later with the pressy XXX
Thanks
He’s such a lovely boy !!
Bit of a cynic though.
He’s late – again – he did this last year – said he’d be ’round with a pressy – but went to the pub instead – I got a bunch of half-dead flowers nicked from the next door’s garden
Nice boy – get’s pissed a lot
Just like his Dad ………….
and his Uncle Jim – bless him !
I need a new arse hole. Oh look! ther’s one on the front brench!
You will be spoilt for choice…
I drank 10 gallons of Gin this morning and summoned the courage (we’ll explain THAT word to you next May,Brown – you piece of excrement) to watch Brown in Copenhagen.
From my experience on the wards,he is away with the fairies – smiling,gurning,scowling all within the same minute.
And he comes out with another classic quote;
“I want to ensure freedom from extreme weather” – tell that to Bill Barker’s family in Cumbria.
The obscenity of Brown is simply staggering.
And he invents another phrase that we shall become familiar with if he is not stopped in his tracks very soon; “climate change refugees”
Climate change refugees – coming to a large unoccupied house near you as part of the 10 million extra immigrants.
Make it up? Even J K Rowling couldn’t make this up.
there’ll be 5m Scotchers heading south with Global Cooling, due to minimal sunspot activity, and the reliance on windmills for the national grid.
My favourite rage inducing word of the
moment is “drizzle”. Listen to Harman today
for a choice selection. Watch or listen
in a room free of fragile objects.
“Make it up? Even J K Rowling couldn’t make this up.”
And if she did her book sales would plummet.
“I want to ensure freedom from extreme weather.”
Truly, the spirit of King Cnut lives.
I dont mind whoever in Parliamebnt knows what I think. Freedom of speech is worth fighting for so fuck off.
Brown
Balls
Harman
Straw
Postie
Miliblandward
Nick Brown
I wrote to Jack Straw and when I look him up at parliament his email address is shown as blackburnlabour@hotmail.com. I asked them to pass my email on and they refused saying I should write to my MP to ask the questions is this correct!!
And can you believe fucking hotmail address!!!!
I write to Harperson quite often and have never had a response. I wrote to Robin Cook about Zimbabwe in 2001 and still wating for a reply
Do you write your communications in green ink by any chance? Just a suggestion as to why you might not be getting any replies.
I dont get that!
Your problems are becoming clearer.
I don’t think Robin Cook feels up to writing at the moment.
Man Arrested trying to get into Silvio’s Hospital room.
Wasn’t this a scene from the Godfather ?
Looks like those Mafia stories might be true after all.
The Mafioso don’t give you dead fish anymore they throw a small model of a cathedral at you. The cathedral of death!
Where the fuck is his security these days BTW for this guy to almost get in his hospital room ????
Bought off perhaps?
Can we give the bloke directions to Room 10,The Copenhagen Drug Addicts Ward (British Division) – a man going by the name of Brown (the colour of shit)????
Are you not aware of how utterly useless Italy is?
Tanks with reverse gear only
Soldiers paying Taliban not to attack them
52 Prime Ministers since WW2
Beaten by Ethiopians using bows and arrows.
and on and on.
And a fall of 1% in GDP in 2009, against our 4.7%.
I hope McBust remembers to send him a ‘get well’ card….
If ‘Inamicus’ is meant be Latin, it should be ‘Inimicus’ – ‘unfriendly, hostile’.
No, it means in amicus, whoever the fuck amicus is. Dirty boy.
May be he wants to convey the idea he has no friends.
ie
Inamicus – ‘nomates’
Hopefully he will submit a receipt for hours wasted spying on his opponent done in legitimate pursuance of his own interests.
DANISH MINISTER RESIGNS AS CHAIRMAN OF CLIMATE CHANGE CONFERENCE IN C’HAGEN!!!!!
BRING IT ON JONAH!
is he suffering from frost bite?
Surely Brown MUST takeover – he is the one,the only one who can save us from “extreme weather” – oh shit – too late,the River Thames has just risen by 562 feet,we are drowning.
Gurgle Gurgle
If the Thames is that high then the H of C is now submerged.
Just rejoice at that news!!
Be one of his rasher decisions then!
Couldn’t bring home the bacon.
Now look, you fucking peasants, never mind this surveillance society marxism thingy, we’ve only got 48 hours to save the fucking planet.
And people thought me and dear ma ma would save England from tyranny. How the fuck do you think we stay among The Powers That Be? We fucking know who’s the boss, that’s how. Now fucking pay your Carbon taxes you proles or go to psychiatric centre for ‘evaluation’.
Please forgive my ignorance of technical matters, but if Greg Stone posts as ‘Inamicus’, how does the Labour Party know that it is Greg Stone posting?
I guess he might have admitted to being Inamicus, on his own blog perhaps? It is possible.
As to how they know one Inamicus from another, I suppose they don’t. Stupidity and Labour Politicians go together quite often.
Because they are EVERYWHERE.
(.Y.)
Thanks – it reminds me to go to see Pamela Anderson in panto
I see McBroon is asking BA to talk to the unions
Has he been told that the union strike ballot was illegal and if it goes ahead the UNITE assets will be sequestrated thereby leaving the Labour party in penury?
A few dozen invalid votes are heavily outweighed by the 1,000′s in favour of a strike.
There’s no guarantee the ballot will be declared void.
Well,the members may be being used for other purposes:
‘Len McCluskey, an assistant general secretary at Unite, is one of the leading contenders to become the union’s first sole general secretary when the two joint holders of the post, Derek Simpson and Tony Woodley, step down in a year’s time’
Presumably fucking up Xmas for passengers is part of his election campaign.
I
UNITE is bankrolling the Labour Party isn’t it?
Puts Brown on the spot rather, oh dear.
Which week did Brown visit Watford Football Club?
They have just declared they are in administration.
He must have been to Chequers recently. That’s not far from Watford!
This is either a sign of desperation or of a suspicious, controlling, Stasi-type mind. Neither of these mindsets are what most people in Britain want from their government.
Take note Labour party ministers, MPs and apparatchiks – you are the servants of the people, not their masters. You are in government to represent our best interests, not to control them. You are elected to govern the country on behalf of the subjects of Her Majesty, not for your own enrichment.
You have failed to represent our best interests by almost every measure you can think of – economically, in our foreign affairs, in our home affairs, in our education, in our energy policy, in our rural affairs, in protecting our sovereignty (big one, that), in our transport policy, in protecting our freedoms and our rights to go about our lives without let or hindrance. Our businesses are struggling, our pension funds raided, our servicemen perishing, our incomes and savings pressurised, taxed and depleted, our intelligence insulted by lies over so many matters (but Iraq and climate will do for examples).
Now, you have the temerity to insult us by spying on ordinary, decent people expressing their opinions – as it is every free-born Briton’s right to do. You have had your chance to govern, and showed yourselves incapable. You are beneath contempt.
In the name of God, go.
What’s happened to Harriet Hen these days? She’s beginning to look and dress like a fat frump – which of course she is. Don’t wobble those jowls Harriet – they’ll think you are a turkey.
I wonder if she have her Butt Plug in today – watch the occasional pause as it takes effect during her speeches.
She’ll drop a few stone in opposition
Sh’s dropped a few similar things in government!
i thought inimicus was aunion
Thought it was an equine Roman Senator ??
Crikey !! I think we will have to ‘sex-up’ the comments now that we know REAL politicians are reading them !!
And dig out some of the old Nick Brown jokes…
Well at least they know what a great many people think of Brown( and some of it is actually printable!!)Now all they have to do is act on it !!!
G Brown (no relation) claims to have video-conferenced with Obama to impress “the kids”. See your PM in action at:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_8410000/newsid_8415400/8415427.stm
Makes you want to cry – why does he do this stuff?
If link doesn’t work, it’s on the BBC News page
Did he have a CRB check before doing that?
Hi: Interestingly I have a photograph of Councillor Greg Stone presenting me with an award at a reasonably posh do were he clearly couldn’t be arsed to wear a tie.
Actually it’s not that interesting but it annoyed me at the time
I bet his trousers were a tiny ittsy bit to
short for him.
Interestingly, I’ve got a dog too.
More like unhealthy obsession with Anne Macintosh.
And these people claim to be governing our country! Pathetic.
‘Expert” talking to Jon Soppel on BBC News;
“Well Jon,they are making it all up as they go along here at this conference”
Stop press – snowing in Hampshire – Gordon – save us!
That’s Global Warming dealt with
FFS – no need to broadcast it!!!
will deputiy PMQs be a suitable medium for me to mention that fact that I may have jizzed all over katies jugs when I was 17?
http://toryardvaark.wordpress.com/2009/12/15/tuesdays-caption-competition-not-intoduced-by-david-attenborough/
Apparently not. Shame; it’s always fun to hear the exploits of the Spitfire.
Whitehall’s £8m stress ball splurge: Ministers lavish cash on promotional gimmicks
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1236261/Whitehalls-8m-stress-ball-splurge-Ministers-lavish-cash-promotional-gimmicks.html
Drunk on tax, they find a new wall.
nasty ,vicious and delusional.
i wonder if any mp has ever done what they were elected to do?
They where elected to serve their own interests and the interests of those who pay them where they not?
my guess is the Nicky the spy is also very apt at getting the postal votes in!
ooh shit, maybe they will now hunt down my ISP, then me, and then this may well have been my last post!
It is 2020, Gordon Bruin by now into his third term of office gets a free trip to the Virgin Moonbase courtesy of the ageing Richard Branson. Whilst out in the moon buggy with Milliband to his surprise from behind a rock out jumps a robot traffic cop. The moon buggy automatically come to a halt. The cop tells Brown off (in a weird electronic brummy accent) for traveling too fast in a speedbump zone. To Brown’s surprise it hands him a speed ticket, which Brown naturally offers to pay double on the spot. “No” retorts the metal robot. “We are not able to accept cash. We accept only online fine payments” “That’s most inconvenient” says Brown, but you must tell me where to log on so I can pay it off”. “That’s simple” replies the robot “Go to moonpig dot com”
just watching Fred Flintstone & Barny Rubble – looking forward to PMQs – hope it’s just as entertaining
Remember when Peter Lilley sang ‘We’ve got a little list’ at the Tory Party Conference?
This filth really do have a list!
Sinister ain’t the half of it…
Guys, please, shush. I’ve got the most crippling headache and my arse is in meltdown. Spare a little compassion for those in society who are more hungover than yourselves. Thankyou.
Why am I not surprised that its a LibDem doing the personal abuse?
i know what it is like when labour find out you have been doing things they don’t like!
don’t go into the woods alone greg stone
…by the way, which pub do we go to?
I’ll see you in the The Jolly Hangman.
Bring a rope.
Free barrel of mead with each MP dragged in.
Here’s a funny thing. Entirely OT.
Barry George. Now, as some might know I’ve been writing about that case from the moment the serbs whacked Jill Dando, and enjoyed the masterful fit-up of local weirdo Barry George, but it seems the cops just can’t get enough of fucking it all up. Irritated at being expected to throw away months of work in pinning the political assasination on an innocent man, the Met absolutely *refuse* to actually investigate the crime. Indeed they are still feeding stories to the press suggesting BG was the killer – hence today’s News International payout.
Now, *why* would they be doing this? They knwo theyr’e going to get spanked. After Stagg, they *know* that the courts will not tolerate this endless smearing. Why not just *do their fucking job*? ‘Cus if the Serbs are in the frame, then Blair is too…
Oh, and this, from the BBC report – http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8415772.stm
hands up who thinks BG could *actually* have said this…?
‘Mr George said: “I am pleased that the matter between myself and News Group Newspapers has been amicably settled following a successful mediation without the need for litigation.”‘
…but it’s the BBC – we all live in Camberwick Green.
Lets not get too exercised. I have no problem with transparency and as many people as possible following our pearls of wisdom. A compliment in fact ……
Nick Brown is an oafish fat queer who once paid off a rent boy *fact* , he is also Gordons best friend and enforcer
The Ronnie Kray of politics
It makes me wonder if its him that has the infamous nappie and rocking horse photo rathr than saint Peter
I’m amused by his use of the word ‘monged’, is he an ex-raver?
He was on Blue Peter in the 1970s. He had a friend called Ernie.
My bottom hurts.
The Labour twats in London must be taking lessons from their Scottish counterparts.
Labout have been trawling the blogs up here for weeks looking for dirt to throw at their opponents, in particular the SNP.
Was in the Sunday ‘papers’ up here.
Nick Brown’s expression says it all. He’s probably thinking ‘how did it all come to this, detested by the electorate, reduced to digging the dirt on some half-assed Lib-Dem schoolboy in order to stand a rat’s chance in hell come election time’.
How indeed Brown, you useless, cloth-eared, extraneous lump of expense-milking c**t-worthiness.
Reading a website isn’t really “spying”. Hacking someone’s e-mail on the other hand…
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Very perceptive!
Another one bricking it about the election…dwindling support from ‘core voters’, enthusiastic user of ‘John Lewis list’ etc etc
“roberta blackmanwoods top left – sourfaced bitch”
Umm, cut & paste didn’t work – oh well…
Since the boundary changes Brown’s constituency now includes people who actually work for a living rather than making a career out of state handouts. Brown’s crapping himself because he knows his new constituents are the ones who booted Labour off Newcastle City Council so unceremoniously. Only a few months left at the trough!
Hague’s got a neck?
When did he grow that then?
We are now growing him a spine to connect it to.
Wellthey have an island prison set up for all guidos co conspirators its called the UK.