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Lord Lamont told ITV News…
“I think the PM is just human and Ed Balls is a pretty irritating person”
I doubt Bercow would see it as Godless
Funny, he’s almost as short as the todler standing behind him…
Wait till you see our Easter nailing the heathen c’unt to the woodwork card.
Do you have to write like that to make a point?
Mrs. Bercow: “Now a caring, sharing, modern, reformed 21st century Speaker’s family can all share the joys of taking it up the bum simultaneously, thanks to the miracle of strap-ons. And heaven knows how John needs one to compensate for his titchy little schlort – I’ve certainly seen bigger in my time. Now I must photograph this epic act of Olympian synchronised buggery, and send copies to tens of thousands of Evening Standard readers, it’s what every aspiring ZANU-Labour councillor should do. Did I ever tell you about the time that John Worboys had me in the back of his cab at the Oxford Union?”
‘Season’s Greetings’ from David Cameron as Tories Christmas cards ‘pander to politically correct brigade’
Two years ago he derided politically-correct Christmas cards which do not mention the word Christmas as ‘insulting tosh’.
But last night David Cameron was facing a backlash from his own party after it emerged the Conservative official cards have the message ‘Season’s Greetings’.
The Christmas cards, which are available on the party’s website, avoid all religious imagery – preferring generic winter scenes and pictures of robins to pictures of Jesus and the Three Kings.
And the word Christmas does not appear on them at all.
Yesterday, Tory back-benchers were furious with indications that their party is becoming so politically correct.
Philip Davies, MP for Shipley, said: ‘If this decision has been made on a PC basis it would be totally unacceptable and I would be extremely saddened
Two years ago, Mr Cameron said: ‘The idea that anyone ever could be offended by a Christmas card that says “Merry Christmas and happy new year” and we’ve got to send one saying “Season’s greetings”; I think it’s just insulting tosh.
‘The idea that anyone ever could be offended by a Christmas card that says “Merry Christmas and happy new year” and we’ve got to send one saying “Season’s greetings”; I think it’s just insulting tosh.
Another broken cast iron guarantee Dave?
…followed by, “i don’t care who you are, you long haired hoon.
Drop that cross again & you are out of our procession!”
He did not move anywhere, he was crucified
And in tribute to this, look at the subtle glow of the Golden door furniture in memory of Jahwah
You seem very upset over the ‘war on christmas’ like the Neotards in the US
I take it them you are full square behind the Mail when they pointed out Daves godless Xmas cards ?
‘Season’s Greetings’ from David Cameron as Tories Christmas cards ‘pander to politically correct brigade’
Two years ago he derided politically-correct Christmas cards which do not mention the word Christmas as ‘insulting tosh’.
But last night David Cameron was facing a backlash from his own party after it emerged the Conservative official cards have the message ‘Season’s Greetings’.
The Christmas cards, which are available on the party’s website, avoid all religious imagery – preferring generic winter scenes and pictures of robins to pictures of Jesus and the Three Kings.
And the word Christmas does not appear on them at all.
Yesterday, Tory back-benchers were furious with indications that their party is becoming so politically correct.
Philip Davies, MP for Shipley, said: ‘If this decision has been made on a PC basis it would be totally unacceptable and I would be extremely saddened.
‘This kind of pandering to extreme elements of the PC brigade is not something I would envisage from the Conservative Party. I have yet to meet anyone of any religion who is offended by people in this country celebrating Christmas.
Two years ago, Mr Cameron said: ‘The idea that anyone ever could be offended by a Christmas card that says “Merry Christmas and happy new year” and we’ve got to send one saying “Season’s greetings”; I think it’s just insulting tosh.
‘In fact, people – Muslims and Jews – are offended because it’s treating them in a silly and politically correct way.’
Labour MP Steve Pound said: ‘Once again we see the two faces of David Cameron, pretending to bash “political correctness” to one audience; then doing exactly the opposite for another.
‘Even when it comes to Christmas cards he can’t be straight about what he really believes.’
Last night, red-faced Tory officials were forced to announce a U-turn after being contacted by the Daily Mail.
Our Dave has got all the hallmarks of being a disaster if he blows in the wind so much. I think that in the absence of yet more Labour Brown vortex moments he could easily throw victory away. The U-turn on the EU referendum has cost the party circa 5% in the Polls. IMHO
How many times must a man look up,
before he sees the sky?
And how many ears must one man have,
before he can hear people cry ?
And how many deaths will it take till we know,
that too many people have died?
The answer my friend is blowing in the wind,
the answer is blowing in the wind.
Young boy of three sitting on the floor
Looks up says daddy what is war ?
Son thats when people fight and die
Boy of three says daddy why ?
Young man of seventeen in sunday school
Being taught the golden rules
But by the time another years come around
It could be his turn to lay his life down
Can you blame the voice of youth for asking “What IS Truth” ?
“The U-turn on the EU referendum has cost the party circa 5% in the Polls. IMHO”
Nah more than that. And it is so easy for him to rectify it, all he has to do is make a pledge that in the first YEAR of a Cameron administration he will give us a referendum. And get rid of that pathetic waste of space Osborne. Hammond seems to be a much better cutter, with none of that IDS “we’ll be nice to pregnant slappers” nonsense.
It is high time DC developed some balls. He should stop pandering to the PC brigade and clearly articulate his views – or alternatively just keep quiet on the insignificant dross such as Christmas cards.
Maggie had balls. Many may not have agreed with her views, but she was widely respected for plain speaking. Anything else in our leaders is just cowardice.
I think its’s unethical to publish pictures of Bercow’s children on your blog Guido.
maybe you should redact them or their faces, better thought redact those Bercow senior twats
You should pixillate the faces of the small members of the Bigcow family. That would just leave my face untouched.
Is Sally doing a reverse rodeo in that pic?
What about JB’s small member? Should we pixellate that?
I think it’s unethical for Bercow to publish photos of his children on his Christmas cards Guido.
Especially when he’s looking so damn smug, as if to say “See my taxpayer-funded home, and see the proof of my virility. We’ll have another one on the way soon, conceived right here.”
But …. are they his, given Sally’s penchant for one night stands?
That’s why he’s got so many, he’s playing the numbers game – he hopes that sooner or later, *ONE* of the little S-O-Bs must be his.
If bercow puts them on his card then that’s fair game – he didn’t make some remark about them or anything either.
Isn’t he jewish anyway so the crimbo card would be godless, but it could be a little less egotistic.
Wasn’t Jesus Christ numpty
by definition jesus was a christian (the first one) you numpty
Dear Wee Beastie, fount of all knowledge and where did Christ preach, in Christian cathedrals, in Synagogs or in the open air, Christ was an outsider, must admit though Jesus would not be considered a Jew by certain sections of the present Jewish faith, check your Bible Beastie
“by definition jesus was a christian (the first one) you numpty”
Wrong, Christianity wasn’t formed until years after he died, by Paul.
Jesus was Jewish.
How do you know they are Bercow’s?
WTF is a nice looking woman doing with a troll like Bercow???
One for “Up the Arse Corner” I think
Ah! the Bullingdon Club then
Jolly good show
what what
Is he sat on a Booster cushion?
Guido,
The kid at the front looks a bit like you.
Any comment?
Labour confidently expects to make mincemeat of Mr Osborne in an election campaign. They know that neither he, nor his boss, grasps the fundamentals. They know that the few people in the Tory party who see what has to be done – John Redwood and Michael Fallon, say – are in outer darkness, mainly for the sin of being cleverer than the amateurs in charge. Given what a disaster Labour has created, that the party should have any hope of putting up a decent economic argument during an election campaign is stunningly appalling: and the worst indictment imaginable of the Tory party.
The Tories should be 20 points ahead in the polls, rather than having a single-digit lead that causes, understandably, talk of a hung parliament. It is because they lack clarity, and lack appeal to those who are fundamentally conservative, that they struggle. Hard-working people want the state to contract. They want big public spending cuts. They want the public sector to endure the same pain as the private. They want to see tax cuts, to make their own jobs safer by reversing the tide of shrinking demand. They understand that the economy must be restructured. They hear very little of this from the Conservative Party. As a result, many of them do not propose to vote, or will support a “proper” conservative party such as Ukip.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/simonheffer/6820264/Remember-Mr-Cameron—it-isnt-only-Labour-that-has-a-core-vote.html
I would vote Conservative if Redwood had a central role in writing the manifesto. Cameron is just bluLabour, Boy George hasn’t a clue and should be left in a corner playing with the Tonka toys he’ll get for Christmas.
Nothing, one would have thought, could be easier for an opposition party than to oppose this idiocy. Perhaps that is what George Osborne, the shadow chancellor, thinks he has been doing since Mr Darling’s belly-flop. I fear he is wrong. He reminds one of the small child who sits in the front seat of a bus and moves his arms in the motion of a steering wheel, because he thinks he is driving the vehicle.
Ah but they say that all couples are the same height if the men put their cocks above their heads!!
I don’t think so
LOL
If that is meant to be good PR it’s pretty revolting.
David, that’s what PR stands for
priapic recrudescence
paltry return
poxy recidivist
pseudo-democratic rascal
Per Rectum
Pay the Rebbe Bercow is a Jew for heaven’s sake, hardly likely to celebrate the birth of Jesus.
No need in his case.
Just put in Expense claims, and plenty or reasons to celebrate, right John?
What can Jesus give you that even begins to compare to profits obtained when you flip homes? I mean that with the greatest respect you twat.
Will fit nicely on the dartboard (although I suspect the lady in the centre has had more pricks in her than Eric Bristow’s practice dartboard!)
pure cheese (I should know, or is it no Ed?)
dear cheese
it really does not matter
we do not judge by a cheese’s poor English skills
indeed we encourage our cheeses to express themselves how they are
it is the right thing to do
O levels A levels they do not matter
that is the old way
the nazi way
sorry i meant tory way
we will not extermiate you because you do not no thwe names of all the french cheeses
to be a cheeses is enough for us
you will be eligible to go to a unikveristy
because all cheeses should have this right (and this would be removed by the nazis)
you no it makes senses?
I want to make it clere that the last posting had nothing to with me.
raaaaahhhhhhfuckfuckfuc
Nor me.
Me neither
Who, me?
Are you Talking Bllocks?
The Berks are breeding like flies. So much for population reduction… Call the UN for safe limits on sprogs Berkow!
(Our Short Analysis) John Bercow Leads the Troughers of the Future in Adulation of Corruption [and several other articles on this parasite]: http://eotp.wordpress.com/?s=Bercow
Parasite : Organism that lives on another organism, called the host (ie.taxpayer) and depends on it for nutrition, often at the expense of the host’s welfare.
Could even be a Parasitoid: “as they ultimately kill their hosts”.
Is his face photoshopped on to this picture? It looks wrong somehow. Maybe it just is that he is a wrong ‘un.
That our Parliament has come to be presided over by this fool tells us all we need to know about Britain in these sad times.
What would they have said of him in the 17th century.
What do you mean? Fool. He’s one of us. Errr, i mean one of them. Errr, one of the other. No, that’s no good.
Who’s side is he on?
Look up John Trevor
It has always been thus
Bastards
if it was Oliver cromwell “remove him from his chair”
Look at us!
We’re on the xmas gravy train!
Lots and lots of gravy paid for by us Turkeys !
Dont you think the little blonde boy looks like Robin Askwith ?
Not as Robin looks today methinks.
Saying ooops up-side your head, saying oops upside your head…..
Very Good Very good
That’s exactly what I was thinking! Thank God it wasn’t an Aga Doo card.
The Bercow’s assume the Copenhagen 1,000 position.
I think I did it that way once, but was probably very pissed at the time.
Don’t be such a scold Guido, surprised he even sent you one, its the season of good will to all men, so they say.
I think you will find the phrase is @good will to all men (expept tossers like Bercow and his slapper of a wife)
W.W.
I wouldn’t.
Would you?
No, he’s not my type, so go ahead fill your boots.
W.W.
that looks like a very expensive carpet
Since the cutback on expenses Speaker cant even afford a sofa
Looks like they are lined up to going tobogganing down a slippery slope.
Looks like an ad for Sirs wigs and hairpieces. It really is very very creepy.
Scruffy little blighter isn’t even wearing a tie. Disgraceful.
In this political correct multi cultural country we now live in, these twats dont show religious faith for fear of offending the religious fanatics who think we are all infidels and want us dead for not following their faith !
Or no one goes to to bloody church so theres no fucking point in actually making Christmas about religion. since i ahve been young its about TV, Cola and Presents and i’m perfectly happy with that!
“An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last” – Churchill
oh i get its an anagram
“godless bercow from christmas card” fawkes household should be investing a stove this year judging by the burnable christmas cards so far .If nadines has kisses ?
But as we round off parliament for 2009 and a 3 week break ensues (add to that this years 14 week break for summer and 3 week witsun ) 64k a year , hardly any expenses and nearly half the year as holidays , no wonder we have massive debt no ones been keeping an eye on things . Whilst probebly not that fun CW enjoyed mr joantahn allens late night speaking on new london mps club which had nearly everyone in stitches mr speaker hardly keeping a straight face at times .
given the ruins need for traction , its too awful to think of his mug appearing over christmas with some of reason why he is PM , but then again the dove of peace always would be troublesome for the iron clunking fist , still hearty meals are hard to come by in the bunker , rumours of the ruin keeping to have silences and making mounds of mash potato into a wierd flat top mountains like in “close encounters of the IMF” .imagine the scene after fighting his way through dead cattle , swine flu , alan johnsons police state he arrives and french bloke takes him to the centre stage , lights flash strange notes up and down the musical scale ring out , is it lilly allen the ruin asked excitiedly . No no mosiure ! A strange whirling image comes into view surrounded by 11 stars , and suddenly Beethovens third fills the air , it lands a door opens , mist flows out on to the landing strip a figure steps out , Its Herman Van Rompouy “has anyone got any money greece is skint”.
Cw thinks BA strike is big waste of time , i had thought cabin crew were on poor wages or somthing till figs went out , i mean if you dent profits doesnt it affect tax returns , given they get twice the money as bransons cabin crew , mind you he now wants to get into space travell , he may have few takers anywhere is better that the uk at the moment .
whilst griffin delivers an interesting CRP rebuttal (Cw conceeds somthing very fishy about it all) , but then notes he hasnt quite worked out pollution aspect , the ruin is “banging heads together” CW thinks makes a change from nokia throwing . The strange thing is the one person who does get the need for re adjustment is Prince Charles who senses we have to work with nature , went over the heads of the champagne borg , erk must have CO2 tax , make NWO , destroy anything not having apple or windows , we are the daleks .
Cw blogg junkie is upset as it is 3 weeks before i can fire some more hot political ,word destruction on Labour , to be continued …………………..
If you want people to read this crap then try making it readable, with proper spelling, punctuation and capitalization where required. Your lack of effort insults the rest of us.
At last somebody said it
I tend to lose the will to live after the first word of CW postings
Thanks bercow ! read below ……………
Huh? Godless, as in not being religious?
So!?
Mr Speaker; Questions to the Deputy Prime Minister. Number one.
HH. Thank you Mr Speaker. This morning i had Deputy Prime Ministerial meetings with the Metropolitian Police, focusing on the innocence of women drivers suffering discrimination at the hands of the sexist media intent on reinforcing stereotypical and outdated attacks on hard working, glass ceiling smashing, sisters of progress. This afternoon i will be having discussions with my legal teams on this very issue.
Mr Speaker; William Hague. (Wild cheering. Shouts of “Go on William. Slip her a length”)
WH; Aaayyyyhh thank you Mr Speaker. Will the right honourable lady confirm that she totally dismisses the attacks on the schooling of members, as a smear on us elitist secondary educated snots on this side of the house? And does she recognise that true equality rests in education for all, like wot she ‘ad?
HH; Thank you Mr Speaker; Once again, the members opposite can offer no concrete policies, but can only go for the six o clock soundbite. Under the Labour governments progressive programme, more sixteen to eighteen year olds are in further education than ever before, thereby leaving the available jobs open for the influx of skilled workers from the Roma collective of sisters empowerment grant aided action group to contribute to the national economy. British jobs for new Britons. Lovely jubbly.
WH; Mr Speaker. Whilst i accept that the posh tart opposite is quite right in her championing of all girls together, and aaayyy for one am all for in favour of girls doing for themselves, but lets face it Mr Speaker, the right honourable lady’s position is that of the whore caught with the punters cock in her mouth claiming to the police that she was just checking his religion.(Tory backbenchers chant. Willie! Willlie! Willlie!)
HH; Mr Speaker. The right honourable gentleman resorts to cheap innuendo in the place of reasoned discussion. When i was a schoolgirl, we used to get local oiks like him in the dorm, smear their genitals in marmite, and let the biology class’s rats loose for ten minutes. It soon cured their cockiness! (Labour shouts of “Go on Harriet,dominate him”)
WH; Waaall thank you Madam Deputy Prime Minister, but Mr Speaker i have to say that given the choice between having my nuts nibbled by rats is mightily prefererable, nay positively orgasmic, to having them served up on a platter to the bloodsucking bitch sat over there for another five years. Buuuut i digress Mr Speaker, lets get back to the issue of schooling. Labour have made great claims of inequality in the Conservative public school backgrounds, but when we examine the evidence Mr Speaker, we find that in fact that the Labour cabinets school records show……Errr……Errrrr…..
Mr Speaker; Order, order. The Deputy Prime Minister has had an attack of the vapours, and consequently Prime Ministers Questions is suspended.
Order, order. We move on to the members remuneration and salaries estimate commitee’s recommendations for the right to a living wage, and after that, the bill for disabled ex service personnel’s matchbox sellers welfare to work programme.
Shut up Cleggy. No one gives a fuck what you think.
This has a touch of the Stanislav’s about it.
Thank you. That is the only laugh I am likely to have today.
When did this site turn into the Daily Mail?
Same time you turned from being an arsehole to a cocksucker,cocksucker
Agreed. Another bollocks post Guido!
Choppers?
You should ask Quentin. Not for nothing is he known as the hunchback of Grantham. It’s all that weight he carries up forward. Ladies, try ringing his bell!
I see “Turncoat” Davies was on the media yesterday trying to justify the cuts in the MoD “Core Budget” after Bob’s destruction of the RAF(amongst other things) yesterday
But it’s comforting to know that the first of the proposed 22 “Chinooks” will be “on station” in Afghanistan, if for the first time ever the MoD delivers anything on time,by 2013(2 years after Obama proposes to start the withdrawal of US forces)
Was bizarre listening to this arsehole with the plumiest voice AND he’s a Labour thug!
Yes, but a great contrast between his accent and Ainsworth’s, eh?
The Dynamic Duo.
McBust only told us very recently that we would start to withdraw from Afghanistan in 2011. How typical, then, after going to war in 2002 and never having had sufficient aircraft to do the job, that the order for 22 additional Chinooks will overshoot the withdrawal by a considerable margin.
It should never be forgotten that it was McBust who, in 2004 (when we were already at war on two fronts) slashed £1.4bn from the helicopter budget. Another sound and well-founded decision by our ludicrous and puffed up waste-of-space PM, along the lines of our gold sell-off, the removal of the 10% tax band many other similar master-strokes too numerous to mention.
If there’s a wrong way of doing something, McBust and his cohorts can be relied upon to find it – however well-hidden it may be – and then to raise their level of incomptetence to truly Olympian standards.
“slashed £1.4bn from the helicopter budget.”
Then gave it away at Copenhagen. What’s no-balls Cam,eron doing about it? He should be shouting loud demanding that we don’t spend that money on fairy tale nonsense but spend it on the boys in the ‘stan instead. bluLabour Cameron. I wouldn’t be surprised if him an Brown decided together to give that £1.5bn away, they are two sides of the same coin.
Spot on. Gordo leaves an absolutely open goal, and neither Cast Iron nor Cleggy even attempt to put the ball in it. Three versions of the same thing: red, blue and yellow tories; nulabour, blulabour and no-cluelabour. Anyone thinking of voting for any of them must be a total brain donor.
Were you taught by Nuns Guido?
Wish I was (sigh)
More interestingly what were you taught by nuns?
Always enjoyed a jolly good wimple, myself.
Those children haven’t all got the same parents, have they?
Great isnt it Bercow and other troffing knobs like Qwentin “Fat cúnt” Davis get ready to enjoy Christmas no doubt totaly at the tax payers expence. at the same time the goverment supposedly boost lift helicopter numbers to our troops who will spend xmas being shot at! heres the reality behind it all. Its simply cuts dressed up as new investment, and it stinks!
http://newlabourmypartintheirdownfall.blogspot.com/
How will Nigel Farage compete with this?
Maybe the people of Buckingham like the idea of the famous Bercows representing them? A little reflected glory.
This card is saying – ”You wouldn’t dare do anything nasty to us, would you?”
(Subtext – we might be a couple of euro-troughers, who sold you out on Lisbon, but our kids are cute. So damned well vote for John. – OK)
South Africa coming out of recession according to SKY, wonder how……..er …oh yeah snotty doesn’t live there.
As for Bercow is there a price list on the back for her…….”easy virtue”? lambrini is quite cheap.
Photographic proof that the Bercow’s are leaning to the left
During the infamous interview from ‘Sally the Slag’ she claimed that red walls upset the autistic oldest boy, hence the need to have a re-decoration
from the Standard article
The major spend on redecoratings arose because their autistic son was disturbed by the heavy red décor. “It really did bother him a lot, otherwise we would not have asked for the change.”
If red upsets the young lad, why put him in a red sweatshirt?
or, heaven forfend that Laboour politician is spinning us a yarn to justify the expenses!!!
Don’t tell me,the kid needs gold inlaid decorations so as not to upset him.
There’s a considerable difference to wearing a red item and being surrounded by deep crimson walls on all sides. This is a common issue for people on the autistic spectrum so a neutral minimalist type of decor is generally recommended to help them stay calm.
So how much would a pair of fucking sunglasses have cost then?
So she’s had the painters in, eh?
God is second from the left.
It is not Godless when the gold on the door is making a crucifix, and looks intentionally so, to me.
Snow White and the four dwarves.
Snow White?
lololololololololololololololololol
Lilo Lill maybe
Dopey, Dildo, Dickwad and Twat!
He’ll probably be having plenty of time to see his family soon.
It should come as no surprise, given he is Jewish. Bliar, on the other had, is quite different. And it come as quite a surprise, given his well publicised conversion to Rome, and his obvious belief he is “holier” than most other mere mortals.
Oh, if only he was godless! It would be the first good thing I’d heard about him. There’s nothing wrong with atheism.
Yours, a libertarian atheist.
Guido says:-’Godless Christmas Card from Bercow’
A lovely family photograph.
God is love.
Do you mean that the photograph is lovely, or that the family is?
This is a common occurrence today from many gutless private sector businesses, politicians and senior managers and has become more and more ‘normal’ over the last few years of NuLabour. Don’t send any religious Christmas cards in case it offends those crazy Muslim fanatics and the rest of the fuckers who won’t integrate into our society but are quick enough to accept our handouts.
Didn’t we used to be a Christian country once?
He should have sent out a Sharia Law card instead. A nice picture of a stable with a westerner having his head cut off by 3 suicide bombers perhaps?
I think that would pass the NuLabour test of decency. It’s the right thing to do.
No we don’t send out religious Christmas cards because we don’t care about teh religious bit of Christmas. How many people go to Church regularly any more, let alone on Christmas day. I hate it when people bang on about us being a religious country and then no one goes to church. In the US its a fair argument because loads of them are god-bothers but it ain’t been so in the UK for years.
Ever since i was young X-mas has been about Cola, TV specials and Presents! None of this absurd God business.
And since when has a Libertarian blog hounded people about their religious beliefs?
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Wotz awl thiz bowt triein too byng reeligyn intwo Xmaz?
“We are sailing, we are sailing… “
Er. “Row,row,row the boat, gently down the stream”
Godless Christmas cards – he must have a very understanding rabbi.
It’s not godless – notice the subtle crucifix formed by brass on the doors.
Are these cards on expenses?
So are these kids the result of the Heathrow or the Upminster sleepovers?
If Mrs Bercow had tried another part of the Tube, the boys might have ended up with Seven Sisters.
I sometimes think these politicians really believe we like them. They’ve got a bit of a surprise coming.
We like them hung, drawn and quartered………
We like them hung, drawn and quartered…..
EXCLUSIVE
This gag will appear inside my Xmas card.
I first heard it on the playing fields of Eton
An 80 year old couple were seen shagging furiously up against a fence.
For 40 minutes they shagged like bastards. Arms and legs going everywhere until they fell to the floor…
“Christ!”, she said ” you didn’t fuck me like that 50 years ago!”, to which the old man replied “50 years ago that fence wasn’t fucking electric!”.
I thought that joke was funnier the first time I heard it, all those years ago. And despite constant repetition it really didn’t get any funnier. Which is a shame really.
Sally Bercow: “I’ve just told him they’re not his kids”
Two Jews walked into a Liverpool Fc ticket office
and said “Can we have two season tickets please?”
The woman behind the counter replied “Are you circumsised?”
The Jews replied “Yes, ofcourse”
The woman replied “Sorry, but you have to be a complete dick to be a Liverpool fan”
Anyone see Cameron on GMTV this morning?
During the interview, Derek Draper’s missus when questioning the Tory leader on Copenhagen somehow managed to slip in a sly dig about Cameron cycling to the Commons with his car following close behind.
Wonder who put her up to that?
Kate Galloway – an ugly,very dim c*unt if ever there was one,married to a failure.
Godless? It’s also Fairyless, Santa Clausless and elfless. Not to worry though because Blasphemy is a Victimless crime.
Definitely an elf on display behind that woman
You a goblin?
Has to be there I’m afraid. Elf and Safety regulations.
his haircut looks like someone put a pudding basin on his head and cut round it!
Dear All
Times are very hard,
So here’s your fucking Christmas Card
Love John and Sally (anyone spare a free Underground pass?)
Nice trick he is now taller than his wife
Happy Winterval !
As you can see Sally and John are demonmstrating their new method of contraception. Clearly not an Anus Horibilis for Johnny boy
I heard that Yank General Billy McCrystal praising Mctwat for his intention to provide more “rotary winged aircraft” (what a twot).
Of course he has had years to do this and now its an election ploy and they wont be needed by 2012 as Israel will have nuked the whole region by then
Billy Crystal has always been a comedian.
“I heard that Yank General Billy McCrystal praising Mctwat for his intention to provide more “rotary winged aircraft” (what a twot).”
Unfortunately you are the twot – a helicopter is precisely that.
I think the term was used because the yanks also have this new plane that can swivel its great big props upwards to take off vertically – hmmm….. one of these
http://usmilitary.about.com/gi/o.htm?zi=1/XJ/Ya&zTi=1&sdn=usmilitary&cdn=careers&tm=48&gps=225_689_1276_819&f=00&tt=14&bt=0&bts=0&zu=http%3A//www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/v-22.htm
McCrystal is just usibg typical modern management speak. His words are correct, but helicopter would be correct too, so why not use it. Bit like “at this point in time” instead of “now”. Irritating, isn’t it?
That’s affirmative, or……yes.
The V-22 is unsafe and unaffordable.
So that means Gordoom will buy them?
In which case why not call it a ‘helicopter’, or – as Ainsworth would have it – ‘a ‘elicopter’?
In military circles it is far easier to use the generic ‘fixed wing’ or ‘rotary wing’ when referring to the type of aircraft. It has been so for many years.
Strange though, that “fixed wing” includes aircarft such as the Tornado, B-1 Lancer, F-14 Tomcat and F-111 all have which actually have moving wings. These chaps should sort their terminology out before there’s an important misunderstanding.
I’ll get my anorak………
you are an anon twot
“Strange though, that “fixed wing” includes aircarft such as the Tornado, B-1 Lancer, F-14 Tomcat and F-111 all have which actually have moving wings. These chaps should sort their terminology out before there’s an important misunderstanding…”
Moving, yes – but if they needed to rotate for their lift then that could be quite disconcerting. Besides, these are referred to as swing-wing, so there’s no confusion with rotary wing.
Godless? I’d think it a bit odd if I received a card wishing me a happy
Ras al-Sana or Hannukah, so equally we don’t send ‘Christian’ greetings cards to non-Christians.
They were at home, I presume.
The decor looks grand enough.
Soon to be ‘re-modelled’ if they get their way.
I dont think there’s much link between God and the ‘right’ in the UK anymore. Indeed the C of E is positively awash with marxist types.
There is a gold cross clearly visible, top right, on the door behind them by the way.
Can they claim for their Christmas cards on expenses?
Is the corrupt little bastard wearing stilts on his arse?
I supose the kids are being brought up by some minimum-wage Eastern Block nanny, while the harlot is out on the lash everyday.
The dirty cheap corrupt bastards.
Nah, Thick is just ‘small minded’, with a micro penis.
I agree with everything I say because I am a fuckwit
The short aresed wanker!
Im always getting pulled up in the street by muslims trying to convert people,
I find them to be very polite and respectul
They venerate Jesus and Mary and would be delighted to get a nice Christmas card from a Christian (apart from a handful of the maniac brigade)
I agree, an in the spirit of Christmas I sent my local Mosque a nice Christmas Ham, because it was the right thing to do.
W.W.
PMQ later with the posh bird from labour vs the comprehensive Tory-boy. Will Hague ask Harman why we now fight wars out of the MOD paperclips budget instead of the contingency reserve – despite Brown asserting the opposite on Monday? Also, perhaps ask whyf Brown and Ainsworth repeatedly said earlier this year that we had enough helicopters in Afghanistan they now think we need an 22 extra Chinooks (albeit in 2-3 years time) – perhaps it is to expedite the retreat?
He could also ask Harman to confirm waht time BAlls went to bed last Saturday night? his dishevelled and chaotic performance on the TV on Sunday morning was disgraceful, and embarassing …….. just like Balls all the time in fact.
Keep the noise down please, I have a hangover.
My life, so soon, already! Soon to pick up a P45 in the New Year but with a smile as wide as Mrs Tiger Woods financial adviser.
What a truly AWFUL Christmas card
What a truly AWFUL Christmas card
There you have it straight from snotgobbler’s mouth this morning. Speaking from Copenhagen he said that an agreement HAS to be reached because ….
thousands of British jobs will depend on it oh and of course there’s climate change.
If we were in any doubt about the reasons for all this climatetwaddle he said it all. He is out to save the world, save the planet and now he’s there to save the Copenhagen jolly.
He said he has great experience in big negotiations. Does he mean the G20 (did that include Spain) were there 20 delegates at the G20 meeting? Oh yes that is like the 169 or so at Copenhagen right enough.
Introducing the new ‘Pick The Father’ Advent Calendar.
O/T but a Polly alert! She’s been out trying to shoot the messenger this morning, end of Today programme. Claims the rating agencies have a political agenda!!!
yup, NuLab getting their retaliation in early I reckon.
Polly really is the lowest of the low.
so they only own one chair ? Theres only Sally sitting down !
I hope those are their kids – it’s pretty fucking disgusting if not.
This is a perfectly charming photo and you are all humbugs. Were you sent one then Guido or did you steal if from someone?
She won’t remember as she was as pissed as a newt at the time, but I recall Sally telling me – shortly after I’d pumped her up in the kazi on the 00.14 from Waterloo to Guildford – that she could never screw a guy equipped with a roundhead.
How money can change someone . . .
Jonh and his family have brought a refreshing honesty to the post of Speaker, Ii wish him well. They look as if they’re having fun…
They’ve posed it with them sitting down ‘cos his kids are bigger than he is and that way you can’t see her backless skirt.
Who needs God, when you are the chosen one?
We crucified the last one. Anybody got any nails for thissun?
There is no political representation for the private sector,now.
Those in profit in the income producing activities for our Nation have none to stand by and fight these commies and left wing morons who would tax us to death or kill us with health and safety rules and regulations.
Cameron you have failed. 4 years of opposition. All that time to prepare. All that time to organise. You are the wrong man in the wrong job without any adequate skills for the job. Your hand picked front bench are not much better either. They are more suited for a local authority.
UKIP looks the way forward.
its not godless, you can make out the crucifix shape on the door
, nice “backdoor” picture of the church
Now I know what a circumcised midget’s member looks like?
What sort of mindset have these politicians that they actually believe that a Christmas card should feature a picture of themselves on it?
Do any normal people do this or is it only troughing pigs?
Apparently Adolf & Eva, Josef & Nadezhda, Robert & Grace, Tony and his wide-mouthed frogwoman, Pol Pot & Mea and all the respectable politicians have Christmas Cards depicting themselves…….
Life imitates ‘art’……..
where is that fuck’in pixilater man gone ?
Just to venture my opinion: Mrs. Bercow is a looker. Well, comparatively, for an M.P.’s wife, she’s actually worth one.
What a sickly inappropriate card from a sickly inappropriate politician.
WHAT A FUCKING CHARLIE.
The only card Bercow will need at the next General Election is the card containing his P45 when the voters in Buckingham kick him out.
If only, as I am sure you are aware he has a cunning plan. When it seems like the voters will deliver an unwelcome verdict – get rid of the voters. Stand for the constituency of St Stephens. No electors, just your fellow scumbags. Problem solved.
“As you can see I’m slightly taller”
The brass on the door handles makes a cross. Godlessness fail.
ODD, She is not showing her legs like she usually does.
They’ve been amputated so she does not tower over Mr Speaker.
I’d have rather seen a card with his other half stripped off to a sexy Santa outfit.
Maggie was a genius. She said, “The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people’s money.” If we throw out Obama, do you think Maggie will come across the pond and be our leader? We really need her.
Rose
http://www.uglywomansguide.com/index.php/2009/11/veterans-day-at-the-nursing-home/
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This makes me want to vomit
Don’t think it’s godless, just Bercows’ interpretation of god.
But seriously, an athiest here, so the less god, allah, jeebus, mohammed, healing crystals, ganesh, sacred beef and the rest of that utter toss the better as far as I am concerned.
John Bercow looks like another of the children.
When exactly did you get religion, Guido?
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