Paintball Aftermath
The Xmas Paintball Match united the politicians from Labour and the Tories against the anti-politicians from the Taxpayers’ Alliance, Big Brother Watch and Guy News on the other side. Guido is happy to report that the politicians took an awful beating, 4 -1 was the thrashing. The games were characterised by blatant cheating and vicousness, particularly from the women. Sam Coates (that is his back pictured in the middle) fought valiantly for the politicians but he was no match for Emily Nomates. The aggressive attacking from Mark Wallace of the Taxpayers’ Alliance and Alex Deane from Big Brother Watch meant that the politicians were repeatedly overwhelmed. Personal thanks to Jessica Asato from Progress for firing vertically downwards onto Guido’s head and Brittany Greer for war crimes. Alex Smith made it particularly easy for our team to find him by wearing a white LabourList t-shirt for the first half of the night. Guido can confirm that Alex and MessageSpace’s Jag Singh squeal like babies when pain is inflicted on them…
Thanks to MessageSpace for sponsoring the night/beer and Domino’s for the pizza. It is two for one on Tuesdays…
looks like the new establishment are getting chummy
Innit. Bunch of C-units.
Be there for a fucking kicking retard.
I’ve heard that’s what you like luv.
Tat pretending to be a heterosexual. Now that is a fucking laugh.
So weak.
Mr Thieves, is it true that you like to be bummed by a dwarf whilst hanging out of an upstairs window shouting obsecenties into the street?
Come and Join Old Holbon at the Fabian Conference. So many of them in one room at the same time
http://bastardoldholborn.blogspot.com/2009/12/fancy-fun-day-out.html
So when we are told
We have the best democracy in the world
The Best Parliament in the world
The Best health Service in the World
The best army in the world
The best State Broadcaster in the World
The Best Scientists in the World
The Best sense of Humour in the World
The Best Freedoms in the World
The Best Police in the World
The Best immigrants in the World
The best Bankers in the World
The best airline in the World
The best musicians in the world
The Best sense of fair play in the World
The best politicians in the world
Why do we fall for it everytime?
Er, you forgot the football team.
Was Emily’s body marked in any way?!
Any chance of a couple of pics…?
I’m hoping that podgy tit (bottom right) ain’t hers – would have to start stalking someone else then.
Wish I’d known about this. I’d love to shoot my load over Emily Nomates.
boys and there toys
Fuck you X factor
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8413557.stm
Rock band Rage Against The Machine is ahead of X Factor winner Joe McElderry in the race for the Christmas number one
I’m not sure you would be so keen for R.A.T.M if you knew their politics.
Although they are so fucking good, i can almost forgive them.
Unlike fucking Morrissey.
Did you use cold steel? Did anyone like it up ‘em?
Inquiring minds wanna know!
They all like it up ‘em.
Congratulations! I look forward to the pols’ explanations of why they really won, or only loss because of an unfortunate disability.
If the bloggers eventually become part of the Lobby, will they be the Blobby?
+Could any of you chaps with the weaponry ensure that Jonah NEVER gets to the Copenhagen Summit or the Planet is really fucked.
My simple solutions http://political-graffiti.blogspot.com/
Very funny, i do like your site.
I like the look of yours too ducky…
Hmmm, no news about the games on Labourlist’s home page.
Hurting badly, one hopes.
Where are the pictures of Emily’s bruises?
She has two large bumps
Makes a change from the two large hanging lumps that you usually go for.
You need to get out more bottom boy.
Thanks babe.
hey, you earned it spaz.
Do I have to return my trophy to you after a year, after all you are the king of the spazzers?
Looks like less than a handful to me
Inflation is up to 1.9%. Brace yourselves for a new era of stagflation.
fucking labour bastards
everytime
Ooops, Labour are getting a bit hot under the collar about this, Lord Paul, Privy Counselloe eh?
Labour Non Doms
Non-Dom Lord Paul a close freind of Brown who is under investigation over his expenses and who has pledged to give as much as he can to Labour’s election campaign has been made a privy counsellor.
1) Sir Ghulam Noon
2) Baron Swraj Paul
3) Lakshmi Mittal
All non-doms. All bank rolling the Labour Party.
“The games were characterised by blatant cheating and vicousness, particularly from the women.”
Some things in life never change, do they…..
When it’s time to hang the first politician with the guts of the first banker, we can I think leave it safely to the women. Long of suffering in silence, deceived by those in whom they put their trust, they will relish getting the job done. You and I, Engineer, would best walk away at this time.
snakes with tits the fuckin lot of them
quite a few people with Scaramanga third (and fourth) nipples there
I heard you were cheating Guido?
Not leaving the game when shot, tsk tsk.
“There are no rules.” © Tony Blair
Getting a bit close to them now Guido? Socializing, etc? Do the top ten thousand want you to become one of their number?
Ah ! Check out those anti-establishment credentials of those corporate whores as the bash the bishop of their paymasters…
So, er, rebellious…
What if Labour were to quickly dump Gordon in the new year?
If liebour dump brown Mark Oaten would reach for his knife, fork and napkin.
I would imagine we all dump brown most mornings, it is the labour party flush that is busted
You use a polaroid camera?
Come into my parlour….
The twat even believes in Global Warming now. Where will it all end?
Too long at the bbc, give it 3 or 4 years and Clarkson will be at it.
NEVER!
“It is two for one on Tuesdays…”
I’ll have the jumbo sausage with meatballs.
Are these the new helicopters that McBroon announced sometime ago?
Are we not supposed to notice the time delay by the announcements?
even Ainsworth doesn’t know what the fuck is going on now. announce and re-announce, the army should have hundreds by now instead of 3 and a third
You seem to imply that Bob Aintworthatoss ever knew what was going on. That’s a serious misjudgement.
I see him as one of those giant plant-eating dinosaurs, with a brain the size of a plum and a tiny auxiliary brain in the hip area to control the back legs and tail.
Looks like someone’s in the shit: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6954711.ece
Excellent comment (and this is the Times remember):
“What volume of excrement do you think he can now afford to have laid on his body?
Nose in the trough? With Mark it’s never that vanilla!”
Hahahahaha, couldn’t have happened to a creepier c*nt.
Is he still coming home late at night with bags of rent boys poo ?
oh dear I think he is in deep ‘doo doo’
I like the idea of wanting a mattress for his home in Brixton and having it delivered to his home in Winchester. Did he take it up to town on the train?
I heard about this arsehole being found with rent boys – what is it with the “scatty” stuff – did that get exposed too?
Rather you than me, Guido. I wouldn’t wish to be associated with these low-life politicians. People might start to talk and form the view that you’ve sold yourself out to them.
If you must sup with the Devil, better use a long spoon…
Number One in G20 inflation!
Rejoice! Rejoice!
Slow news day Guido? Paintballing is all there is? Not up to your usual standard – and fraternising with the establishment too. Is this the beginning of the end??
More politics on Wattsupwiththat than Guido so far this week. Just as the US DOE sends a “litigation hold notice” regarding CRU to employees – asking to “preserve documents” we find CRU takes down Briffa Tree Ring Data and more.
This raises the question of whether Uni of East Anglia mean to honor the extant FoI requests, or whether they intend to stick two fingers up to the Information Commissioner – even with the hanging threat of criminal prosecutions. Now why would they do that? Could it be that they have realized that in the last resort, they have appeal to the Privy Council, which has the power to overturn any judgement the courts might make, including the chicken Supreme Court?
Mark “sow your wild” Oatsen “so simple” bought 3 beds for 682 quid. Did they keep getting shit stains on them then?
The Left came second, whilst the Right came last but one
Cameron’s munchkins are the same as Brown’s they are all the fucking same. New Labour, BluLabour.
We need a real alternative.
such as ????
What, no accidental deaths, or maimings.?
Quelle swiz Guids, I was looking forward to some.
I feel let down and in need of counselling.
Missing Mandy.
Paintball? What a bunch of tossers the lot of you are.
Lovely to see you chumming up to the ruling classes, unlike those sycophantic lobby journalists.
Go easy on the paintballing.
It’s perilously close to being a Walt.
I’ve just read this on the BBC news website:
“Mr Berlusconi, 73, suffered a broken nose, cuts and two broken teeth after being hit with a model of Milan cathedral after a rally in the city.”.
He got off lucky with those injuries, fucking idiot racing at his age.
Sarah and me pissed ourselves laughing a this one
Happy Christmas – watch this to smile
Surely the Christmas Number 1?
Gotta love us Fabians
Jesus, that’s a depressing video.
The worst thing is, there are still socialists out there today that think the same blinkered partisan views that are totally removed from common sense.
Pipe down you nefarious little tag stealer.
TaT would’ve mentioned top boy at least once and cripple on several occasions.
You fucking tramp! You such a fucking riff that you eat your own puke just to say you had a warm meal.
dear twat,
stop acting like the hardman that you aint
get back in your variety club sunshine coach you windowlicking k.unt
“Put down the tweezers and step back – slowly. Hands in the air. Do it now!”
No he needs the tweezers or he can’t pee
Comment 44 refers to being a Mr Thieves being “bummed by a dwarf”
I am confused
Probably not as confused as the dwarf was.
get out of the wheelchair and she will
you fucking joey. get your shoes on you spacker. simon groom is here to take you to the blue peter garden.
you pathetic windowlicker. have a gold star for the gayest retort today.
get back in your box you miserable little gimp.
Back to work blog trollers. Enough of this fooling about.
You can play with each other later.
Government earnings (tax-take) are about £400 billion this year, and government spending is about £580 billion. Same again next year. We can’t go on like that. Cuts are not optional – the only question is how much, and how soon. Labour are still trying to run away from cuts (whilst actually cutting a bit here and there). At least the Tories seem to ‘get it’.
Don’t expect the next few years to be pleasant, whoever wins power. It will be the almighty hangover after Labour’s decade of wild excess.
nah the Tories are not getting it. Cameron will keep the taxes Brown imposed on us. Cameron will impose green taxes on us. That £1.5bn Brown gave away a few days ago? Cameron will sign that cheque too. Cameron knows how much to cut but he won’t do it, the fucker. He won’t even give us a referendum on the EU.
Cameron is BluLabour: Vote Blue, get more of Brown.
We need a real alternative. When will the Tories throw away that lightweight and get a proper Conservative leader?
BBC Breaking News
“Woman banned from making loud noise during sex pleads guilty to breaching Asbo three times”
So that won’t be Sarah Brown then?
Three times? That’s more times than Gordon’s given it to Sarah.
Did you see that twot Andy Burnthem spent 2500 on a christmas tree for his department. Cheeky fucker will proably take it home when they break up from school tomorrow.
Who will be representing cyclops at PMQ’s tomorrow. Hairy Harman?
Labour Non Doms
Non-Dom Lord Paul a close freind of Brown who is under investigation over his expenses and who has pledged to give as much as he can to Labour’s election campaign has been made a privy counsellor.
1) Sir Ghulam Noon
2) Baron Swraj Paul
3) Lakshmi Mittal
All non-doms. All bank rolling the Labour Party.
Psycho Brit and his missus, Neurotic Bint, won’t accept cuts to their SkySports+ and X-Factor de luxe lifestyle.
PyschoBrit and NeuroticBint would rather have the country crash than accept they’re not living in a rich country and all their apparent wealth is a Ponzi bankers’ scam – for the bankers.
PsychoBrit and Neurotic Bint will vote for anyone who promises to defend their Sky/X-Factor life.
PsychoBrit and his ‘partner’/common-law wife/living-over-the-sticks bit of stuff/post-modern Slag are about to get their just deserts. the mother of all arse-kickings – down to Untouchables Indian poverty level.
Sadly I believe you’re right. Sometimes I wonder why we bother to try to save these peasants from their own folly.
I like the blond bird in the Nescafe ad below
Guido, you realise you are becoming mainstream
Do people think there’s a bit too much of ‘wasn’t the office party a scream this year Daphne?’ about all this?
Guido got to play with Emily Nomates in the dark for “paint balling” (is that what it’s called these days)!
1) Does Guido’s wife know?
2) Lucky bugger!
As that sage and philosopher de nos jours, Homer J. Simpson himself, might say:
“Mmmmm… Emily no Mates… Mmmmm…”