December 14th, 2009

Guy News : PBR Budget Bingo Edition


181 Comments

  1. 1
    barefootcontessa says:

    Who’s the handsome man in Copenhagen?

  2. 2
    drongo says:

    Those two twongles Bear and No-mates aren’t funny. Their contributions fall below the standrad set on the rest of the blog.
    Simply can’t get the staff these days I suppose.

    Call me sick or depraved, but I find Emily No-mates strongly erotic.
    They say opposites attract so a good old-fashioned sexist such as myself should get along with a feminist like her incredibly well.

    • 3
      Big Bazongas says:

      My tits are bigger than hers!

      • 34
        FrogDog says:

        Remember that more than a handful is an excess we cannot condone.

        • 118

          This is a common misconception. Substantial cleavage is essential in the production of the exciting clapping noise that accompanies canine-style rutting. Or so I am told.

        • 153
          Mr Ned says:

          Nah, there should be at least two handfulls and a mouthful, plus a spare!

          • HASH BROWN (saviour of the universe ) says:

            she is well worth a length i think she is horny posh totty
            will she be doing a christmas calender ?”get yer tits oooot for’t lads” wearing just a pair of riding boots and that tweed jacket ?

    • 6
      Grumpy Old Man says:

      It’s the Harmanesque, no nonsense, kick-you-in-the-crotch-as-soon-as-look-at-you demeanour that does it. there are correction specialists all over London that can make your dreams reality, according to the MSM.

    • 11
      Sir William Waad says:

      She speaks well. It’s good to hear somebody who can speak properly and her tone of weary scepticism chimes in with my view of the public world.

    • 127
      Anonymous says:

      You are sick and depraved, drong.

  3. 4
    concrete pump says:

    The weather starts at 3:15,

    phwoaaaaaaarr !!!!!!

    • 57
      Nike says:

      The weather occurs continuously, you vacuous pervert.

      • 70
        concrete pump says:

        Hello, concrete pumps mixer .

        Mix my concrete gently fucker.

        I wanna nice slump to pump.

        • 76
          Nike says:

          Put another couple of coins in your meters then. Do the stairs in your block of flats stink of stale piss? Have a look at the bottom of this thread. If I was ever given the opportunity to catch up with you, I would cheerfully rip your ugly old head off your scrawny neck. Take a dump down your throat and urinate down your pipes to help flush it down.

          • AWFULLY QUIET ROUND HERE says:

            I got to admit that was a good comeback anyway back to the action

            MB vs TAT

            Round 99

    • 160

      I’m waiting for Al Gore to tell me when the weather starts. Meanwhile I am sat here in my t-shirt ignoring the frankly fooking freezing wind.

  4. 7
    Monty says:

    Hello, Emily !

  5. 8
    Climategate says:

    Too us well informed the whole AGW bollocks is like being in a reverse panto.
    We stand on the stage shouting at the audience.
    ‘Its fucking behind you’
    They look round failing to see the Proven liars like Brown and Blair.the money makers like Gore and leftwing nutjobs like Monbiot.
    Maybe the human race deserves to be fucking exterminated by these cu*ts if they can’t see for themselves.

    • 38
      • 56
        Climategate says:

        Tried to leave a comment but like all ‘Progressives’ the Cu*t has a moderator function on.

        • 158
          Mr Ned says:

          They cannot allow facts and truth and, ya know, the empirical evidence get in the way of their cult, so they exaggerate and and create ridiculous straw-men arguments and blind themselves completely to the reality. After all, they have created an entirely alternate reality for themselves inside their heads. They are “saving the world” after all. A world that has supported life for over a billion years. The vast majority, (over 95%), of the species that this earth has supported have become extinct. These extinctions have happened BEFORE man even evolved. This is NATURE. Rapid change, extinctions, continents shifting, mountains where deep oceans used to be, deep oceans where dry land used to be. The changes in climate that are happening today, have happened many many times before.

          We realists, that compare the recent record, look at ALL possible causes for regional and local and global changes, and compare this to historical record, are mentally deluded to them.

      • 129
        twat spotter says:

        smug!

  6. 9
    Agent 99 says:

    It is amazing how this is all just carrying on in the background and no one seems to give a shit? Not a Tory PM I guess?

    The British people were misled and cajoled into a deadly war in Iraq because of Tony Blair’s sycophancy towards George Bush, a former prosecutions chief has claimed.
    Sir Ken Macdonald, who was director of public prosecutions for much of Mr Blair’s premiership, accused the former prime minister of using ‘alarming subterfuge’ to lead the British people into the conflict.

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1235484/British-troops-misled-deadly-Iraq-war-Blairs-sycophancy-says-DPP.html#ixzz0Zgof78Q7

    • 15
      Mr Plum says:

      It’s like everything else these days, global warming, Lisbon treaty, swine flu, Afghanistan we seem to carry on regardless.

      • 67
        Reg511 says:

        What have they all got in common? All money making opportunities, how much of our money has been diverted to big pharmaceutical companies for swineflu and tamiflu? Payments to Doctors to administer drug, helps keep the lid on it I suppose.

        Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris

        • 121
          Nike says:

          There was a lot of product about to go over the use by date. The timing of the Swine Flu was somewhat fortuitous. Pity is that our Government claimed they had the biggest stocks.

  7. 10
    Tiger says:

    I like that white pussy.

  8. 12
    Scratching the Bits that Matter says:

    So we give the over populated Third World Developing Nations lots of cash to offset the Global Warming / Climate Change scam; they spend it on cars, central heating, air conditioning and weekend breaks in Harrods London and Bloomingdales New York and up goes Global Warming / Climate Change. Allegedly!

    Now this is obviously wrong but I am only a poor tax paying peasant of the Socialist Government of the People’s Republic of our Dear Leader, Brewn the Doom and he knows much better than me, as he has saved the world you know.

    So what the phuq are they up to in Denmark giving away MY cash????????

    • 69

      Ask Foxhole Brown. Our own dear Brownhawk-zero-zero will be over there for the big, hand holding, bumper cash giveaway announcement.
      Still wearing his big helmet he’ll be doing a double photo-op. War-zone and statesman.
      “I counted the cash all out and I counted it all ,erm , I , well…. I just counted it all out…”

  9. 16
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Al Beeb dig up low level shot of Cameron looking like some goosestepping goon in Afghanistan, whilst Darth Vader McBroon has his picture of his bulging gut hanging over grubby trousers cropped.

    But we all know that Broon put the Hunt into SHunthorpe.

  10. 17
    Anonymous says:

    a Labour apologist on Toenails blog wrote this. No wonder these dumb shits vote Labour Education education edukashun?

    32. At 11:58am on 11 Dec 2009, scarlerow20 wrote:
    Once again people believing the tory machine,
    The torys have no answers just a lot of whinging,
    what are the alteratives from the torys i think they have nothing creibel
    to offer.
    This is the whingingist opperstion party in history,that because Camoron has nothing to offer.

    • 25
      Beef Curtains says:

      I myself am a bugger for spelling and bad grammar but that was a shit comment full stop, errors or not.

    • 27
      Boycott the Licence Fee says:

      Is this for real? If so, this contributor’s standard of English is considerably higher than Brown’s. No wonder we’re fucked.

    • 39
      Derek Barker says:

      Hi it’s me folks, the most loathsome, inadequate and talentless of Labour trolls!

      • 46
        Beef Curtains says:

        You are Derek Barker the troll and I claim my £5

      • 74

        Has anyone seen lord peter?
        He’s been awfully quite since the steel unions said he was a coward last week.
        Don’t let him leave the country..
        He still owes me £50.

        • 87
          nell says:

          Lord Peter ‘High and Mighty’ is annoyed because he asked gordon to make him EU Foreign Minister.

          Gordon however decided , despite the fact the Peter had saved gordon’s prime minister’s hide, more times than can be counted over the last year, that Peter hadn’t earned such a gift, so he he gave it to the Baroness Who??? person.

          Peter is off somewhere plotting revenge for gordon’s lack of grace and thanks.

          I can’t wait to see what Peter’s revenge is going to be!!!

    • 168

      That was a trainee troll and he has been sacked now. Our main trolling message is:

      “Cast Iron Guarantee”
      “It’s UKIP for me”
      “I used to be a tory voter but”

      As a part of our quality assurance scheme I would be grateful if Guido’s readers can alert me to any instances where our trolling falls short of the mark.

      You know what it’s like, guys, the raw material is not exactly great.

  11. 18
    Dave "Nick Nick" Cameron says:

    A man walks into a clock shop and whacks his cock on the counter,
    women on the desk says “sorry sir this is a clock shop not a cock shop”
    man replies “yeah i know, stick two hands and a face on that!!”

    • 22
      Chunky (the man with the pineapple bollocks) says:

      A man walks into a garden centre to buy a large Christmas tree.
      “Are you going to put it up yourself?” asks the assistant.
      “No,It’s going in the living room you dirty cu*t” replies the man.

      • 43
        Sir William Waad says:

        And here is a late football result:

        Barcelona – 1 Surreal Madrid – Fish.

        • 53
          Nike says:

          They do like their fish in Iberia.

          To be more precise, our fish.

          • Climategate says:

            Hillary Benn now ‘Carping’ on about fish.
            First they invoke children and now FISH in the climate hysteria.
            “Won’t someone pleeeease think of the fish”
            Gladly the PUBLIC who WORK and pay TAXES unlike these wankers will just get fed up with the Cry wolf tactics of Lunatics.

          • Nike says:

            Acidic seas are the latest guilt trip scam. Starting to wonder if Big Pharma is behind all these scares. They seem to have an almost inexhaustable number of weird conflicting messages. But scoff some more pills and you will feel happier.

          • Mr Ned says:

            The only problem is, the seas are NOT acidic, and despite becoming very slightly less alkaline, most sea life can cope and adjust to slow changes. The oceans have changed a lot over the last few billion years.

            I have yet to analyse the data to the same extent that I have with climate change. And looking at how research grant money is awarded, I am instinctively sceptical of alarmist claims made. Often the only way to secure research funding is to promise to create a climate alarm headline from the research.

            Over fishing is a much bigger problem. Other chemical pollutants are a bigger problem. CO2 is a very minor problem.

  12. 19
    gone fuckin mental says:

    yep seen it on saturday , great guido

  13. 23
    Randy old Tory says:

    Corr! that Emily Nomates! What a cracker! Top Tory Totty!

  14. 33
    Sunny Hundal says:

    Gordon loves my tiny tadger!

  15. 35
    nell says:

    gordon is ‘ going to call an early election on March 25′ according to the Times.

    Not unless he’s suddenly found himself a pill that stops him dithering he’s not!!!!

    He won’t go for election until the very last minute , and even when he does he’ll still be convinced that he’s the most popular man on the planet next to omaha and the only one capable of ‘doing the job’

    I wonder if he heard omaha at the end of the Guy News clip saying ‘the last thing you do in a recession is raise taxes’!!!!

    • 41
      Anonymous says:

      he might do cause of this (mind you its only 1000 people that were asked.) so how accurate that will be I dont know but expect this to be top billing on Pravda.

      http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/dec/14/tory-lead-nine-points-guardian-icm-poll?CMP=AFCYAH

      • 48
        nell says:

        Read somewhere a little while ago that Labour always do better in the polls than they do in elections.

        I think the problem for gordon is that his ego is so huge that he won’t believe his unpopularity until he is physically rejected by the voters.

        I genuinely believe his fragile personality is going to be absolutely devastated to be forced to accept that we really don’t want him and that we really do believe he has been an absolute disaster as Chancellor and even moreso as PM.

        • 50
          Labour - it never worked says:

          But I keep writing to him telling him he is a c*unt and a liar etc etc.

          Obviously too busy wanking in his single bed

          • nell says:

            Why are you writing to someone who claims he is blind and can’t read??

            At least that applies when he wants it to!!!!

        • 62
          Nike says:

          I hope his arrogant super id catches fire in a uniquely painful spontaneous combustion. This man is actually evil. Truly fucking evil. So evil that he could happily destroy whole elements of society without a care in the World. He makes Uncle Joe Stalin look like a charity worker. Because he has had the benefit of seeing how history has played the game of social engineering, and seen all the failures. Yet this evil twat was hell bent on imposing his nasty pernicious programme of social change for no benefit except his own self aggrandisement. A truly vile evil gay fucker from a repressed shitty northern province.

        • 165
          Mr Ned says:

          “Read somewhere a little while ago that Labour always do better in the polls than they do in elections. ”
          ———————————————

          What happened in 1992 then?

      • 49
        Labour - it never worked says:

        Bloody Nora – read the comments under that article – like something out of a mental hospital.

        • 58
          nell says:

          You have to remember that the Guardian is read predominantly by Local Government and Quango employees.

          Guess which political party will keep as many of them as possible, at the taxpayers expense, in worthless employment , counting pram wheels etc.

        • 80
          Catflap says:

          So did I,
          One loony bastard even said he would vote Tory because his Labour MP was a member of ‘Friends of Israel’.
          WTF has that to do with domestic politics.
          The paradoxical world of a lefty where one can indeed disappear up one’s own arse.

          • Trouble at British Airways. Strikes for Christmas.

            Has Gordon, ‘Air Farce One,’ been flying to Afghanistan and Denmark on the World’s Favourite Airline?

          • Nike says:

            Just two guesses. He will have flown on BA quite recently. Anyone knowing his track record would stop him coming anywhere near them, their company, their assets, anything that they care about. He is possibly an Alien. Has anybody else ever had such a negative effect on so much in such little time?

        • 117
          Nick2 says:

          Well, surprisingly my comment has appeared on the Grauniad site, but for how long?

    • 169

      Look, this has been covered in full on here some time ago. We need the “polls” to suggest we are ahead prior to sorting out the elections via our wonderful postal voting system. Otherwise you guys will realise it’s all a scam. Got it?

      [Note to self: should not post inbetween happy pills]

  16. 37
    Anonymous says:

    Funny huh. As soon as house prices went up a whisker the Guardain and Pravda were screaming we are entering the land of milk and honey and alls well.

    Can’t see anything mentioned about this though

    House prices fall for second month in a row as average home loses £5,000

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1235688/House-prices-fall-second-month-row-average-home-loses-5-000.html

    We are so utterly fucked even the word fucked can no longer do it justice.

    • 42
      Derek Barker's Trust Fund says:

      The Guardian is, to put it mildly, letting itself down at the moment as it groans into election mode. Can’t be much fun feeling you have to spin for a old wonky helmet head Brown.

      Four more years for Gordon? Not much of a slogan.

    • 51
      Brown and out says:

      Maybe replace f*ucked with Browned.

  17. 40
    nell says:

    Oh damn! Modded. And Guido’s out playing paintball so it won’t get un-modded anytime soon. Hmmmm.

    • 45
      nell says:

      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1235530/Expenses-scandal-Lords-driven-Parliament-new-financial-restrictions-Baroness-Hayman-warns.html

      The Labour Peer, Baroness Ha*man is arguing in the Lords for a retention of their over generous benefits as without them’ the HoL will lose its diversity and only be left with members of independent means’ ie those who won’t be a charge on the taxpayer. I presume she is thinking of the Baronesses U & S and Lord T.

      Pity the HoL can’t become a fully elected chamber. It has in any case been rendered worthless by bliar and gordon in its present form.

      But if we can’t have an elected HoL then I am all for introducing a very restricted expenses regime, a ban on selling favours ‘like whores on street corners’ and only nominating people who will make the minimum charge on the taxpayer possible.

    • 64
      Chief Weasel says:

      Try condensing your perfect prose into one sentence with no real words in it.

      It worked for me.

      Course it doesn’t make for a fun posting, but it helps the healing process so you can move on.

      • 73
        Nike says:

        Try using ‘Thick Concrete Parrots’ normal service broadcast. Post inane useless nonsense, and keep to a selection of no more that 10 buzz words. Fill in with joining up words. Always use words that will inflame and get folks to go off track.
        Try and piss off everyone except the weak willed who try and avoid being attacked by creeping to the obnox.
        He/She will try and cause as much hurt and abuse as possible. Especially to those parents of handicapped children, or those that work with special needs victims. That person is an utter shit.

        • 78
          concrete pump says:

          Heart felt words i’m sure Nike.

          But concrete pump is not TaT. Ffs.

          Neither is he that fucking parrot.

          • Chief Weasel says:

            Now this is a technical point, but enquiring weasel minds need to know.

            Why hasn’t your posting got a number ?

          • nell says:

            Clever weasel . But remember what happened to them in Wind in the Willows!

          • Chief Weasel says:

            True, but I still don’t understand why some postings don’t get numbers. Maybe this is one of those questions best not to waste to much time on.

            BTW what did happen to the weasels, they just got thrown out of Toad Hall as I remember, so I’m sure these days they could go and squat somewhere else, at the local council’s ie our expense.

          • nell says:

            Well Chief Weasel I hope if they are squatting anywhere it is in one of tone’s houses.

            And I hope those squatters are ex-paras that tone sent to war under those false pretenses that he knowingly built on the lies from scarlett and which lead to the death of Dr David Kelly.

            There is an old medieval saying that I do not use lightly but I use it gladly for bliar and gordon and their henchmen such as scarlett and campbell ‘ May God Rot Their Souls’

          • Chief Weasel says:

            Yip, this was a good olde fashioned reason for believing in the Almighty ’cause at least you knew someone would catch up with the evil bastards eventually.

            On the other hand St. Tone is now saying that everything he did was guided by ‘the Lord above’, so that’s alright then

            I don’t think even the leader of the 3rd riech was this hypocritical.

          • Chief Weasel says:

            He! He! He! I got that under the wire of the Mod Machine.

          • DelBoy says:

            Who reckons Bliar thinks he is up to be sainted (or canonised or whatever it is)?

            What a prize vanker the man is.

          • Delboy says:

            You wot son?

            Fuck you. Grow a spine and vote Tory. You know it makes sense.

          • DelBoy says:

            Get your own monica, mate.

          • HASH BROWN (saviour of the universe ) says:

            typical Blair blame someone else !

        • 84
          nell says:

          No Tat tonight. He’s out clubbing! Sensible lad. Best thing for a Monday night!

          As for the parrot. I suspect the parrot is Alastair Campbell but he’s trying to think tonight whether to support gordon in the next election or to support mandy for leader after the slaughter of the next election is over!!

          Difficult decision!!! and mandy and alastair both are in hiding at the moment until they can decide on a strategy!!!

          • Catflap says:

            No Nell, Paintballing with most of the other usual contributors.
            Half of the comments on here are mine and in fact I managed to have a row with myself on one thread.
            Go figure.

          • Chief Weasel says:

            That must mean there’s at least 3 of us out here.

            Perhaps all these ads for Domino’s and Sainsbury’s are paying for the paintballing.

            Any road up, it’s time for Weasel’s Horlicks. No ads for that I note !

          • AWFULLY QUIET ROUND HERE says:

            I thought i was the only one who did that

          • Reg511 says:

            We know where Guido is, and no TaT? Coincidence? Wen Guido was on Sky did TaT post?

            And how can CP be so sure about TaT, ‘Neither is he that fucking parrot’?

            umm

          • DelBoy says:

            Out clubbing? A tad stone age even for tat innit? Try rohipnol, far easier.

          • Alistair Campbell says:

            We can’t just bugger about while the Party goes down the tube

          • Sarge says:

            Who is he clubbing? I guess the anger management sessions did not work out for him.

        • 92
          Space Marine says:

          I guess you don’t like the cornbread either?

  18. 52
    Great Resignation Speeches: No 49: Herr Gorgon Brownstainovich, moron, incompetent, unqualified, says:

    Nuthn’s ma fult ye un’stn

    Ah sav’d the wuld!

    Great Resignation Speeches: No 50: His Holiness Mnsgr. Phoney Bliar, emoting + stupid grin says

    Hi, – Trust me – I’m a straight kinda guy – but only in private session.

    That’ll be 67,000 million quid please.

  19. 61
    Anonymous says:

    This ‘Tory Bear / Nomates’ Double Act has passed its sell-by date, so for fucks’ sake get somebody new in for next week…

  20. 63
    Chief Weasel says:

    Is there something good on the telly ’cause there’s not much on old Guid’s blog here.
    Time to visit Toad Hall again.

    • 82
      nell says:

      Toad Hall Hmmm????

      Which of tone’s 11 houses is that??

      • 85
        Chief Weasel says:

        Is he up to eleven by now. You’ve got to admire his ability to create a dynasty from under the noses of the stupid British electorate.

        He intended to buy a pad near here in Bucks, but when I wanted to show the younger weasels this proposed abode, they all shouted me down and said they were fed up with me going on about Bliar and Brown.

        One day in the future when Chief Weasel has gone, the ‘by then older and wiser’ young weasels might well understand his fury at what these shysters have done.

  21. 68
    Dave "Nick Nick" Cameron says:

    Gordon Brown rings up a flight company and asks

    ‘ how long is a flight from heathrow to new york? ‘

    the woman from the company says ‘ just a minute, ‘

    Gordon Brown says ‘ thanks ‘ and hangs up.

  22. 75
    Jimmy says:

    Is the stuffed toy at the end supposed to be Hague or Cameron?

  23. 86
    Climategate says:

    I aint no conspiracy loon but all this shit with the MSM and Google is getting me pissed off.
    The cranks think we are as daft as they are and will waste our time like they did barking at the moon.

  24. 91
    Bell End says:

    ding dong

  25. 94
    restandbthankful says:

    I was watching the news earlier this evening, News channel. A Labour MP was being asked about the latest furore over non dom tax – Ashcroft was mentioned. During his long winded response he said – with an election 3 months away ………….. it sort of got lost in his ramblings. Does that mean Labour will go to the country in March?

    • 99
      nell says:

      Don’t hold your breath!!

      gordon’s ego won’t let him go until he has to!!!

      • 172
        Mr Ned says:

        I agree with you Nell, that is his personal thinking. If it were up to him, then there would not be a general election at all. But the labour party are in deep debt. I am not sure that they can afford (in money terms) to wait for a late May/Early June election.

        • 176
          Airey Belvoir says:

          The whole March election buzz is being pushed by the Tories, quite cleverly, so that when it does not happen Gordon can again be portrayed as a ditherer. It is probable that Labour is simply too skint to fight national and council elections separately, so May is still the most likely bet.

  26. 96
    AWFULLY QUIET ROUND HERE says:

    Guidos not here so half of his sock puppets are not here either lol lol lol

  27. 98
    The Admiral says:

    First DM puts head above parapet now Clive James (Aussie) becomes free thinking on the beeb

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/low/magazine/8408386.stm

  28. 103
    restandbthankful says:

    Chief Inspector charged over expenses fiddling. Will MPs be next in the dock – don’t think so.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/senior-policeman-charged-with-fiddling-expenses-1840608.html

  29. 105

    Is it really true that Emily Nomates used to work at the now defunct Tory cable television channel Live TV ? Lots of smutty and innuendo broadcast until it went bust in 1999.

  30. 106
    AWFULLY QUIET ROUND HERE says:

    Does anyone else argue and have conversations with themselves and their imaginary friends

    • 124

      Actually like all Fabians I have many fine and decent friends. In the post capitalist world it will be the Fabians who save the planet leading the world towards a bright and fairer socialist future where all minorities and the LGBT community can flourish in never ending harmony.

  31. 107
    AWFULLY QUIET ROUND HERE says:

    I would get married but the only women who would take me are from thailand and i’m not entirely sure some of them are really women.

  32. 108
    restandbthankful says:

    You are probably right Nell. Oh! well I had some hope for a short while.

  33. 110
    Nookie bear says:

    Gollocks.

  34. 113
    AWFULLY QUIET ROUND HERE says:

    WHILE GUIDO IS AWAY THE LOONIES CAN COME OUT TO PLAY

    YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  35. 122
    Dave "Nick Nick" Cameron says:

    Reporter: Mr Darling it appears that your eye brows don’t match your hair

    Alistar darling: Well they match my balls… SO FUCK OFF

  36. 131
    Boris 'I'm leaving my helmet at home' Johnson says:

    Boris = NWO traitor. Can’t even get on his bike to cycle to Copenhagen.

    Copenhagen/Lisbon = NW Feudalism.

    Take cover folks, Civil War commeth.

  37. 132
  38. 136
    iain, ni says:

    I didnt quite catch what Hillary Benn said on Newsnight…would he support UK money going to China to help combat climate change or not?

  39. 140
    brains says:

    emily is rather nice in the flesh.i saw her on nov 5th stroll.

    re climate/carbon

    as for all the money……..

    does anyone really think that money sent will ever reach the needy?

    ask the pres of tanzania………gordon cocksucker gave him £28 million……….so he went and bought a private jet with it!!!!!

    ask the king of swaziland…….a very poor region we are told…….ask him about a similar priced jet??????????

    ask he kenyan leaders how much they have stolen and deposited in swiss bank accounts?????????? etc etc

    the planet moves.it has tectonic plates.the sun affects the climate.
    in the uk the sea is reclaiming the land in norfolk……….yet 100 miles along the coast in essex the sea has retreated over the last 1000 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    how do we know this?

    because oyster shells from banks are found 100 feet above current sea levels………and hadleigh castle used to have the sea lapping at the face of its cliffs……..it was started in 1215!!!!!!!!!!

  40. 141
    Marcus's Agent Tarquin says:

    Hi. I would like to bring it to your attention that my client Marcus Bridgestock has not hitherto been mentioned.

    Thank you.

  41. 145
    restandbthankful says:

    Now why would Tone mention WMD to Fern Britton? A bit off topic really when he was supposed to be being interviewed on religion. Do you think it might have been a ploy to deflect attention from the story emerging from the Iraq inquiry – their total lack of any post invasion plan?

  42. 147
    Dave "Nick Nick" Cameron says:

    I took my car to the local garage to get my spark plugs changed.

    “Are they Champion?” asked the mechanic.

    “Of course they’re not, they’re fucked!” I replied “I wouldn’t be here otherwise, would I?”

  43. 148
    Buhdda_of_No_10 says:

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/money/property_and_mortgages/article6956613.ece

    It is silly season again already according to the Times, that nice rag that wants TV licence and Goggle funding.

    We have all woken up to an era where “Cui Bono” seems to be the best watchword(s). Nothing that is said any more can be taken at face value, since the soothsayer has a vested interest in leading the population down the garden path. It seems strange to ask Estate Agents if property prices are rising, much the same as asking Gore whether he has changed his mind about climate trends.

  44. 149
    Douglas Bader says:

    I have successfully reduced my footprint to 0%.

  45. 150
    Moley says:

    What Copenhagen is about.

    Very few sensible people think that mankind has much to do with global warming, but many of the participants at Copenhagen see it as a way of achieving different policy objectives.

    China’s refusal to take action about its massive trade surpluses is the stimulus behind the global move to a shipping tax, (probably on bunker fuel).
    A similar air transport tax is proposed, (as if airlines aren’t already struggling).

    In so far as this is a tax on world trade, it promises to do as much damage to the global economy as any other trade tariff.

    There is a terrible danger; the green God will soon be out of control and those who seek to use it to further their own ends will wish that they had not been so foolish.

    • 156
      Mr Plum says:

      I was a bit puzzled to here that in order to spend an extra 150 million on Afghanistan there would have to be massive cuts elsewhere when Brown can promise 1.5 billion out of thin air for global warming with apparently no consequences.

      • 173
        Mr Ned says:

        Two different kinds of money.

        The MOD money is real and has to be found. The climate change money is like the G8 money. Doesn’t matter how much you pledge, you never intend to actually pay up.

        AND Gordon knows he will not be in government when the UN finally come looking for that money! for the next few weeks Gordon will be promising everything to everyone, knowing full well he will not have to deliver.

    • 171
      Burlington Berty says:

      Your right Moley, the green god is out of control.

      China bring online one ‘dirty’ coal fired power station every five days. They are also planning to build sixty-five new airports. China/Copenhagen MY ARSE!

      • 177
        Moley says:

        What China and India are getting or want to get is hundreds of billions of pounds from the West “To help them reduce their emissions”, i.e. increase their energy efficiency and make them even more competitive in the global marketplace.

        Our politicians are not only corrupt; what it makes it worse is their abject stupidity.

        There is a shortage of money in the world. Where is all this green money going to come from?

        Us. It will reduce living standards even further, and ensure that travel and leisure are only for the rich and their political friends.

  46. 151
    Dave "Austerity" Cameron says:

    On the 12th day of Strikes, British Airways gave to me..

    12 Days of Hassle
    11 Hours of phone calls
    10 Poor excuses
    9 Other options
    8 Flights with Flybe
    7 Meal vouchers
    6 Hundred quid back
    5 Free Pints of Stella
    4 Dolly birds
    3 Cheeky answers
    2 Abusive emails
    …and another fuckin Christmas at home…..Hunts

  47. 155
    Fasten Seatbelts says:

    So why are BA cabin crew striking?

    Best paid of all the airlines
    No job cuts
    Top Notch pension
    Doing a job that they really enjoy

    All that BA wants to do is bring new sraff into the real world. What is wrong with that?

  48. 164
    Sir William Waad says:

    Good morning, Guido. After the après-paintballing I hope you do not feel like a broken starfish, washed up on the tarry shingle of the morning.

  49. 167
    HASH BROWN (saviour of the universe ) says:

    I bet Guido is sore as hell this morning every politician that turned up would have wanted revenge !

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