#BlogWars ’09
Guido is off to physically wage war tonight on politicians, we’ll find out if Labour are “fighters and believers”, if the Tories “will fight and Britain will win”. The Guy News team will be impartially shooting at both sides, as always…
There has been a bit of banter and sledging on Twitter in advance (hashtag tonight is #blogwars). Pictured above: Guido looking camp in Kampuchea with the Khmer Bleu, LabourList’s Alex Smith still searching for WMDs, ToryBear looking for @BevaniteEllie, CCHQ’s Sam Coates practising his sharp shooting and Brittany Greer demonstrating why you don’t mess with Texas.
Thanks to Jag Singh (pictured right) at MessageSpace for organising the match. Do his Labour Party colleagues know that the former Hillary ’08 staffer is a paid up member of the NRA? Splat!
Global Warming is true, you fucking idiots. Trust us, we’re Special.
…needs
Talking of special needs. have you seen Gordon on his outward bound course?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MXByb84VSgE/SyZlVKQ4UvI/AAAAAAAACxM/SQ12HnALGx4/s1600-h/article-1235481-0796520E000005DC-96_306x816.jpg
Widow Wanky.
WHAT A SCOOP!
They should use it as a recruitment poster with the slogan.
‘Your country needs you’ beneath.
Not those sandals again!
Great picture He looks like 2 pounds of Shit in a 1 Pound Bag
Did anyone see him on the news last night ? he run over to some troops with out streched hand only to be snubbed again !
What A C*nt !
The way he has his arms outstretched he looks a remote controlled robot designed to walk across mine fields…
Ah, hang on….
That is superb! Widow Twanky?! Puss in Boots?!
Has he got a Wok on his helmet.
Slightly disappointing he hasn’t got the version with a ‘flap’ of kevlar covering his meat and two veg….
Presumably it wasn’t thought valuable enough to justify the extra expense…
He will be outward bound soon…
He He. Bliar thought it a good idea to invade Afghanistan and Iraq. I wonder if he really believes it. After seeing the pics in the Sunday times with those poor squaddies blown to bits it don’t seem like a good idea. And any way I thought regime change was illegal by international law standards. Is Bliar admitting he is a Criminal like his mate Bush.
Yes Blair has scored an own Goal, even though he thought he craftily worded his comments like the sleazy Lawyer he is…..the public understood what he meant oh yes they did.
Blair – fourth rate lawyer, third rate ham actor, sine pari political whore
You’re gonna need bigger guns
The Labour team may use ‘chaff dispensers’. Mind you don’t trip up on the odd weapons inspectors corpse.
I advise punji stakes. There is a great element of surprise in thinking yourself a macho participant in some ritualised but generally harmless gunplay, but then stumbling into an eighteen inches deep pit lined with razor sharp bamboo stakes smeared with shit.
It would make for a memorable christmas.
Caedite eos! Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius.
Your wasted in that caravan kharzi!
Don’t spend too long in the jungle or it will claim your mind and watch out for the B*stard tree.
Does this montage of gun totting bloggers suggest we breathe the air of oregon !!
Good luck , if maguire there special shot on the arse please !
Maguire’s not going is he ?
I’d save all my frozen painballs for that c*nt.
Can’t you get your hands on a pump action And do the job properly ?
I’ll bet theres a knighthood in it for you
“The Guy News team will be impartially shooting at both sides, as always…”
We will see how much truth there is in that bullshit if either you or Tory Bear comes into possession of a video of David Cameron losing his rag at a junior aide on the campaign trail, going ballistic at one of his shadow cabinet on the battle bus or using the word ‘spastic’ at one of his SpAds during the run-up to the General Election…
Of course, maybe I’m wrong and that you would run such a film, because as Boss Hogg used to say on the Dukes of Hazzard….
‘Blood is thicker than water, but money is thicker than blood…’
But if this really is true, why are hitching yourself up with that partisan wanker Tory Bear ?? Talk about damaging the brand, Guido…
Oh Private Parts you are so sexy when you get worked up
What the hell is a blog? Never had them in my day.
Maltesers in the freezer beforehand. Approx the same calibre and much more satisfying when they scream….
get some stingballs, they don’t break on impact and just cause pain.
DIDI MAO DIDI MAO
Top left. A Yugoslav partisan, surely.
Dont forget your bayonet: Cold Steel, they dont like it up ‘em!
Presumably the LabourListers are properly equipped?
Waterboard any prisoners
So the rest of you where really voices in Guidos head.
Jag should have mentioned it to me, I’d have got you a discount through my brother
Best of luck!
Here’s all the ammunition you need to shoot at both sides: http://eotp.wordpress.com/
If you happen to see Gordon…….do us all a favour and shoot the c*nt. Thanks
Keep those guns handy.
For The Final Days Of British Democracy.
That pic at the centre top was enough to get Barry George convicted of murder.
‘Guido looking camp in Kampuchea’
Or even Cambodia, as it’s actually called.