December 13th, 2009

BREAKING >>> Berlusconi Bloodied at Rally


279 Comments

  1. 1
    Old Nick Heavenly(real dimwit) says:

    If only somebody could do the same to Gordoom.

    • 13
      CARP says:

      BREAKING >>> Berlusconi Bloodied at Rally

      Hardly breaking as it was on the six o’clock news….Hardly blooded as it was just a slap in the face.

      No doubt the Jowells/Mills familly will be as concerned as Guido is.

      • 17
        Loretto says:

        Hardly blooded(sic)/bloodied.Are you Blind Gordon?

      • 262
        VIDIOTHERAPPER says:

        *
        *
        *
        *

        IT WAS A DGJHAB, SUKKER

        A *JAB

        A SHORT RITE

        *

        ASTA

      • 272
        Irn Bru Snorter says:

        Well…hardly..except for a broken nose and two broken teeth and some deep cuts and a lot of blood.

        If some mugger did that to you, you would be phoning in your work saying you can’t come in and whining and whimpering to your sympathetic friends and family and complaining to the papers about the Police and why they didn’t lock this nutter up and throw away the key.

        I’m no fan of the man, but being brought up in gangland Glasgow where mindless violence was just regarded as a hobby…I’ve personally no time for that stuff…period.

        I’ve no time for Prescott either, but he was right to banjo that guy in the face for what he did.

        Good on ‘im… I’d have done the same.

    • 14
      13eastie (144 Days: Good-bye, ☭ordon!) says:

      That would never happen.

      He can count on our soldiers, all of whom would risk their necks to save Brown from such embarrassment.

      Their love for their leader transcends rank and reward.

      He’s really won the boys in the forces over with his latest visit to Afghanistan. He’s really bonded with them. (He even led off in an impromptu game of “freckles” last night, apparently).

    • 18
      Anonymous says:

      Breaking news?
      Have you just got out of bed Guido?

      • 232
        concrete pump fixer says:

        SMACK! right in the boat race

        HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !

    • 20
      Now THIS IS NEWS from Jonah says:

      “Gordon Brown: I’m backing Stacey Solomon”

      Gordon Brown has revealed that he and his family are backing Stacey Solomon to win The X Factor.

      http://www.thejc.com/news/uk-news/22187/gordon-brown-im-backing-stacey-solomon

    • 46
      I am NOT a CLIMATE CHANGE DENIER says:

      • 220
        Bishop Brennan says:

        When will the BBC show this or have this guy on TV?

        Balance, my arse!

      • 247
        Hang The Bastards says:

        Global Warming = Biggest Con Trick on a Global Scale

        I dont believe any of the chite presented on Global warming. I have to say those that are hunted down and burnt at the stack for being “sceptics” present a much better balanced argument of the debate !

        Also when TWAT Miliband wades into the argument I know within milliseconds his fucking lying !

        • 276
          Bill O'Bong says:

          I’m not sure if it’s mentioned elsewhere, but on the only British Biased Cock-Up programme worth watching, last week’s This Week featured an appalling creature called Nick Cohen. This humourless, even-grimmer-than-McBroon beast had clearly been sent in by Liabour HQ to do a backs-to-the-wall, just before Copenhagen damage limitation exercise on the lethal wound done by the leaked e-mails to the global warning con.

          What he managed was to pierce even more holes in the sinking ship of AGW orthodoxy. His desperation, and his apparent contempt for even the slightest, merest sliver of an outside possibility anywhere on the planet that the theory – sorry, orthodoxy – of AGW could, conceivably, be balls-out crap and have more holes in it than Al Gore’s old corsets, were breath-taking. Who sent him in? Why was he so upset, so eye-swivellingly appalling and rude and intellectually fascist? The man should be put in a strait-jacket and lectured by Broon on the correct way to behave in polite, and intelligent debate. The fucker’s mental.

    • 52
      Big Bazongas says:

      The one-eyed, stupid, humourless, economically illiterate Scottish twat stole my pension, and now he’s filched my bus pass, free prescriptions and fuck knows what else. I’m in the queue – and I’ll make sure I don’t punch his bad eye.

      • 79
        Mr Ned says:

        Brown would be very easy. He would never see the punch coming.

        • 101
          Brown Hater says:

          I’d much rather he did!

          Big butch Rugby player. Where ARE those team photos and memories of his dashing play, by erstwhile team mates?

          SOMEONE PLEASE STEP FORWARD – DO YOU EXIST???

          I hate Brown.

          • Number 7 says:

            It was probably someone in his own team.

            It’s called coming round on the blind side!
            BOOM BOOM!

          • Provincetown says:

            I agree with Brown Hater.This rugby accident story doesn’t ring true.Brown has used it for political advantage so the press shouldn’t be squeamish about digging.

          • 13eastie (144 Days: Good-bye, ☭ordon!) says:

            I’ve had my doubts about this, too.

            Blair was always a сunt, but we were moderately impressed by his heading skills when he confronted Kevin K.

            Major was dull, but still managed to outshine the rest of the world’s diplomats at the popping crease.

            Brown just looks like a sack of shit tied in the middle.

            But, give him his dues, here is a picture of him on a team photo at school.

          • Big Bazongas says:

            i detest Brown.

    • 54

      who did it John Prescott?

    • 67
      Talwin says:

      It would be a brave man who strikes Brown on the jaw. All that jaw-dropping will have developed the muscles to desperate Dan proportions. Result? much more likely to be a damaged hand for the plucky assailant. So, as we say in these parts, think on.

      • 81
        Mr Ned says:

        Jaw? nah, a nice middle knuckle into GB1 (Gall Bladder one) should do the trick.

        Location: On the region of the face, lateral to the outer canthus of the lateral side of the orbit.

        Classification: Crossing point of the Gall Bladder, the Small Intestine, and San Jiao Meridians.

        Easy knockout, but with sufficient force causes death! With his bad eye, he would never see it coming.

      • 154
        Catosays says:

        Personally, I’m greatly in favour of a baseball bat or a pick-axe helve…they work wonders when applied liberally.

    • 78
      Mr Ned says:

      HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! A Bloody Good start, Now where is Gordon’s bloody nose and black eye? It would be worth the criminal record.

      As for Blair, nothing less than a punch so hard it will break his skull, haemorrhage the brain and cause death would suffice.

      • 80
        Brown - a ghastly vile odious man says:

        Brown is my desire for the nose to be pushed right back in to his skull – try lying with that one scum Brown!

        • 103
          Mr Ned says:

          This just in::::

          BBC Sports personality of the year has been won by the man that Punched Berlosconi!

          It was the best and most useful punch for generations. Sweeter than Coopers right hook that decked Ali!

          Well, I can dream!

        • 108
          global fascism says:

        • 119
          global fascism says:

          Undemocratic unaccountable EU goverment and Eugnics=NAZIS

          “Isn’t the only hope for the planet that the industrialized civilizations collapse? Isn’t it our responsibility to bring that about?”
          – Maurice Strong, founder of the UN Environment Programme

          “Current lifestyles and consumption patterns of the affluent middle class – involving high meat intake,
          use of fossil fuels, appliances, air-conditioning, and suburban housing – are not sustainable.”
          – Maurice Strong, Rio Earth Summit

          “The Earth has cancer and the cancer is Man.”
          – Club of Rome, Mankind at the Turning Point (related to the Bilderberg group, the group our leaders are so keen to serve)

          “A total population of 250-300 million people, a 95% decline from present levels, would be ideal.”
          – Ted Turner, founder of CNN and major UN donor

          “If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.”
          – Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, patron of the World Wildlife Fund

          “In searching for a new enemy to unite us, we came up with the idea that pollution, the threat of global warming, water shortages, famine and the like would fit the bill.”
          – Club of Rome, The First Global Revolution

          “We need to get some broad based support, to capture the public’s imagination… So we have to offer up scary scenarios, make simplified, dramatic statements and make little mention of any doubts… Each of us has to decide what the right balance is between being effective and being honest.”
          – Stephen Schneider, Stanford Professor of Climatology, lead author of many IPCC reports

          “Unless we announce disasters no one will listen.”
          – Sir John Houghton, first chairman of IPCC

          “We are on the verge of a global transformation. All we need is the right major crisis.”
          – David Rockefeller, Club of Rome executive manager

        • 126
          Mr Ned says:

          More importantly, somebody called, erm, Oh I forget, but someone has just won X factor with over 10 million votes. and Ryan Giggs won BBC sports personality of the year for kicking a football about a bit.

          That is what the sheeple care about…

          No wonder this country is fucked!!!

        • 161

          Voting is a mere distraction for the masses. Did you vote for Blair to represent you in the middle East? Did you vote for Lord Mandelson? Did you vote for Baroness Ashton? Did you vote for Barroso to head the EU?

          The Soviets held elections, so did Saddam.

          In the end, it was up to the people to take back what the few had stolen.

          And we will. I owe it to my children.

    • 202
      Purpleline says:

      Thos poxy Taliban coward fuckers, theres never one of them around when ou need on. Brown claiming to be a hero coz he slept with soldiers in Afghanistan for the night.

      I bet he had a hard on all night thinking about those young tight bottoms.

      No wonder his Mrs calls Samaritans Canterbury branch, her back door vagina is overworked

    • 234
      UK DebtSlave says:

      Class!

      Boy did I laugh when I saw that video! :)

  2. 2
    THE_FORCE says:

    ha ha

    • 15
      Who'd want to punch this hilarious joker? It would be like wanting to punch Jeremy Beadle says:

      • 33
        concrete pump says:

        LOLz !

      • 185
        HASH GORDON (saviour of the universe) says:

        FFs an old woman slaps him and he back scuttles her over the front of a car in broad daylight ! the man is a sex maniac !

      • 198
        HASH GORDON (saviour of the universe) says:

        O/T On Sky News Brown in Afghanistan Footage: shows him strutting straight over to the troops with out stretched hand he was totally fucking snubbed again ! Can this C*nt not take a hint ?

  3. 3
    Old Nick Heavenly(real dimwit) says:

    Maybe the guy who did it could get a good Sbrit lawyer to defend him.
    Tessa’s old man springs to mind!

    Bound to be a woman involved somewhere.

    Have you seen the photos of Mrs Gordoom and the woman from Canterbury.

    I could not help wondering just how close that they might be???????????

  4. 4
    • 199
      Old Holborn says:

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      If you need a cab
      The service is fab
      If you fancy a curry and it’s there in a hurry
      118 247
      Send them a text, its directory heaven
      Want a kitchen extension, a pizza or pension
      A plumber or sparks, or a place to see sharks
      118 247
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  5. 5
    Forza Italia says:

    Bloodied but unbowed.Giordano Bruno e una testa di cazzo.

  6. 6
    Sally's Tits says:

    Who let his wife in?

  7. 7
    Man With a Very Hot Bladder says:

    Oh dear, what a pity, how sad.

  8. 8
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Let’s hope Tessa Jowell has a good alibi.

    • 62
      nell says:

      Of course she does, she’s a woman, she says she simply signed the papers her husband put in front of her without reading them.

      Not very intelligent or comforting , given that she was a minister of the Crown, was it??!!

  9. 10
    Mitch says:

    About time there were some personal consequences for shit decisions. Brown next!!

  10. 11
    DistantTraveller says:

    Perhaps he should ask Prezza for some coaching in self-defence?

  11. 16
    Derek Wall says:

    My money is on a journalist from the Economist, long runing feud between the Economist and Mr B.

    All I can say is ‘Basta’

  12. 19
    Anonymous says:

    Can someone do the same for Brown

    • 30
      nell says:

      I want to see brown face the electorate – something he has never yet done – and then face the truth of voter rejection.

      I do not believe, as balls,whelan and brown do, that they can achieve a hung parliament.

      And I really want to see balls face a portillo moment.

      • 39
        The Admiral says:

        Me too Nell…

      • 110
        Mr Nobody says:

        Quite. It will take a lot of work, though. We need to maximise the anti-Brown vote to ensure the victory is achieved, and achieved with as big and as crushing a manner as possible.

        If you live in a Labour-held seat, find out who is best placed to beat Labour next time, and vote for them. It doesn’t matter who they are – Lib Dem, Tory, Nationalist or independent. Write to the letters pages of your local papers (or email them), telling people who to vote for to beat a Labour candidate. Offer to help that party on election day by ferrying people to the polling station. Hell, join the party if you have to.

        Labour must go. Let’s get out there and remove them fairly and comprehensively.

        • 133

          Mr Nobody

          Voting is a mere distraction for the masses. Did you vote for Blair to represent you in the middle East? Did you vote for Lord Mandelson? Did you vote for Baroness Ashton? Did you vote for Barroso to head the EU?

          The Soviets held elections, so did Saddam.

          In the end, it was up to the people to take back what the few had stolen.

          And we will. I owe it to my children.

          • Mr Nobody says:

            If you can’t mobilise people to remove this corrupt and bankrupt government via the ballot box there’s little chance of you fulfilling your fantasy and getting people on to the streets with pitchforks.

            We need this terrible government out before they completely destroy this country’s economy. It’s either that, or the IMF.

        • 279
          jingle balls says:

          you honestly think young dave and the bullingdon gentry will do anything different? it seems you are the fantasist

      • 122

        Wait

        If he makes ONE move to be Labour Leader, I’ll blow the Huhne out of the water

        http://www.lynnefeatherstone.org/2009/01/old-holborn-please-help.htm

      • 278
        jingle balls says:

        there’s absolutely no chance of that seeing as balls and his wife were parachuted in to safe seats in Wakefield, you could put up a donkey in a red tie as a candidate there and it would still win by a landslide

  13. 22
    Someone deck Brown next says:

    Least he meets the plebs unlike gay boy who has to turn up with half of the countries private security firms protecting him.

    • 45
      Someone deck Brown next says:

      whinge whinge wait and see what will happen to your boss before his tenure is finished.

  14. 23
    Unwin Relish says:

    All clarety of the mugloader. Boldly twatted the twatmolder. Deep joy. Oh yes.

    The heroic perp should think about some urgent blood testing.

  15. 24
    concrete pump says:

    I think Berlusconi is a class act……a mentalist…but in a good way.

    The way he aggravates the left is brilliant.

    Have you seen clips of the Italian parliament in session,
    Real commies and real ultra right.

    They’re fucking mental.

  16. 25
    streamfisher says:

    I he lost a lot (blood) he sure wouldn’t use his own companies product for a top up, ask Jowell and Mills.

  17. 26
    nell says:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8397381.stm

    A few days ago tens of thousands marched against Berlusconni in Rome although it wasn’t too widely reported.

    Unpopular, out of touch, leaders are facing defeat – gordon is soon to follow!!

    • 37
      Someone deck Brown next says:

      Yeah because the beeb is a reliable source of information…..

      Maybe a one or two thousand marched, tens of thousands and no coverage..Bullsh*t.

    • 41
      streamfisher says:

      Seems to me that they carry on regardless taking the piss with impunity, Brown and Berl being the chief culprits, Sad fucker and Bad fucker.

  18. 29
    ian e says:

    Breaking News : there is no God – Gordoom survived his night in Afghanistan!

  19. 31
    Old Street says:

    Poor bloke.

    for all his faults he’s a self made Billionaire that can still get it up into his 70′s.

    I’d rather be a pervy old tycoon than a fucking Quangocrat

  20. 32
    Someone deck Brown next says:

    I hope someone raped Lord Ahmed in jail

  21. 34
    118 24 7 says:

    Punch an Italian leader
    don’t want to get nearer
    118 24 7
    it’s Mussoliniiiiii , all over again

  22. 36
    The Admiral says:

    Suppressed Data Undermines Global Warming Theory – Mail

    Still rate this as the piece of the Month.

    • 42
      nell says:

      Absolutely Admiral.

      Just one more cornerstone of labour’s beetle dung dishonest policies which are now unravelling!!!!

    • 51
      streamfisher says:

      Berlusconi owns all the msn in Italy, Brown owns State broadcasting in the U.K. and it seems every other institution including the Met office and University research departments.

      • 55
        nell says:

        True but brown and his henchmen, the BBC, the Met Office and the UEA are now all completely exposed as frauds.

        • 68
          streamfisher says:

          Yeah at least Berlusconi robs them with a smile and we know he’s a hood, he doesn’t steal your wallet and then pretend to be Robin Hood with a Scots accent.

          • nell says:

            Not in my wildest dreams would I regard brown as Robin Hood.!!

            The evil manipulative Sheriff of Nottingham or the grasping unscrupulous King John would be closer to the truth!!!!

          • 13eastie (144 Days: Good-bye, ☭ordon!) says:

            King John gave us Magna Carta.

            Brown offered us six weeks in jail without trial as an alternative.

          • Four-eyed English Genius says:

            Nope, the barons forced King John to give us Magna Carta, and it only really applied to them, not the plebs!

        • 129
          Sir William Waad says:

          This is dangerous for Dave. It’s a bit like being one of those Tory Wets in the 1980s who thought that the Soviet Union wasn’t really so bad and that we could do business with it. Like the Soviet Union, AGW has reached the point where everbody thinks it must take over the world, which may mean that it will soon collapse.

        • 157
          Mr Ned says:

          Why does it surprise anyone that the Rothschild puppet Cameron supports the pet project of the Rothschilds of the Climate Change Scare?

          It is the best scientific consensus that money can buy. Not that on any Climate research grant application, one must state what part of Climate change you are going to prove and what the negative impact of that change is on mankind.

          IT IS A SCAM!

          And all the Rothschild’s puppets around the world are playing it to the world for the control and the trillions of dollars of policy and taxes and wealth distribution.

  23. 40
    Someone deck Brown next says:

    make them all ENGLISH taxpayers and tell the rest to fuck off to their respective parliaments.

    No more Browns or Darlings not in my name. You scottish wankers.

  24. 43
    Anonymous says:

    Off topic I know, however, I just typed “guido” into Google (as I always do to bring up the first listing of this page),well, just have a look at the first entries now………not coincidence me thiniks !

  25. 47
    I says:

    Check the night Sky….This is as good as it gets.

    Meteorite showers in abundance.

  26. 49
    JOE BONANNO says:

    I attended a presentation in London ahead of the float of berlusconi’s mediaset. The prospectus listed 4 (IIRC) of the directors of the company as being under investigation for mob-related activities.

    The Italian voters got the person they wanted and deserved.

    As did the British voters.

  27. 50
    Gonk says:

    When a vain politician,from either left or right
    gets a whack on the hooter, I always find it satisfying
    and amusing. It doesn’t happen often enough in the U.K.
    Balls needs a great big hard punch,right on the nose.
    Brown deserves a great big slap, after a wind up.
    Vaz requires an enormous kick, right up his fat greasy arse.
    Bryant qualifies for a knee in the groin and Mandelson wants
    a vigorous spanking.

    • 71
      tinker says:

      Hey, let’s go medieval on they dumb asses.

      • 77
        nell says:

        stocks and rotting vegetables would be good!!

        Hang, drawing and quartering could come later!!!

        We could reserve the putting into a room of the tower and bricking up the door to let the occupant die a slow painful death for the worst offenders. I know who they might be!!!!

      • 82
        Gonk says:

        You there. I’m not an American you know.
        It’s arse, not ass.

        You wouldn’t say “That motherfucker Balls dude,I’m going to pop a cap in his ass”

        Instead, ” I say Roger, that queer bloke Balls is over there.
        pass me the Bren. I’m going to shoot his arse off.”

        • 97
          tinker says:

          I am Romanian, and I learn Hinglish from Love Actuallys, yankee movie dontcha know. Top your hole, old chap.

        • 141
          Growser says:

          Eather or Eyether way, sounds good to me.

          Arse, Ass, it’s still the same McToad what gets it.

  28. 53
    JOE BONANNO says:

    The Admiral says:
    December 13, 2009 at 7:36 pm
    Suppressed Data Undermines Global Warming Theory – Mail
    ********************************************

    And don’t start me on that. Close down the busted flush (£13 million of climate-friendly grants) that is the UEA Global Warming Unit and prosecute the ‘scientists’.

    • 57
      nell says:

      I presume that’s £13million per annum.

      I presume all the UEA climatologists are living in lovely big houses on the outskirts and in the pretty villages of Norfolk, when they are not eating caviar and drinking champagne at manmade conferences on climate change in places like Copenhagan.

      What a shame they have tainted such a lovely place with their deception and lies!!!

      • 248
        thick as nell says:

        all scientists live in multimillion dollar mansions
        innit?

        Eco Dave has the taxpayer pay fro his mortagage and child benefit even though he’s a multi-millionaire coz he cares for the environment so much

        VOTE BLUE GO GREEN

        hahahahahahahahaha!!

    • 63
      streamfisher says:

      Its just like the expenses scandal all over again, that’s what happens when you introduce a bonus scheme for science civil servants, first the wild claims submitted then the denial of F.o.I requests and finally Mr Redaction makes all the paperwork illegible with his ink stained fingers.

  29. 58
    bernard manning says:

    This is what happens when you let Angela Merkel sit on your face

  30. 59
    Kezza the Hat says:

    Lates from the NuBeeb is ‘…a man, who reportedly has a history of mental problems, has been arrested.’

    Where’s Brown at the moment?

  31. 60
    Unsworth says:

    Well it’s a very promising start. Now all we need is for this process to be repeated widely within the UK. I look forward to seeing bloody noses all round Westminster.

  32. 61
    DV8 says:

    If that had happened in the UK, all the photo’s would have been seized by plod under section 44
    Can’t have the plebs seeing something that they shouldn’t dontcha know

    • 75
      Anonymous says:

      Section 44 is a shit law and need to get flushed.

      Could someone donkey punch our useless 646 into doing something constructive to lower the deficit: its almost embarrassing watching my gold appreciate vs the pound.

  33. 64
    Improvements says:

    What’s-a matter you, hey, gotta no respect
    What-a you t’ink you do, why you look-a so sad
    It’s-a not so bad, it’s-a nice-a place
    Ah, smashup a yo face!

  34. 65
    St Paul says:

    In the EU population of 830 million there are bound to be a few malcontents. Anyone with a serious grievance is not going to bugger about with “procedures” through the local council but take it to the top. As President of the European Council the student maoist Barroso, born in Portugal, should have hundreds of millions of mortal enemies. On the grounds that my enemy’s enemy is my friend I suppose I have common cause with the assailant.

  35. 66
    Odds Bodkins says:

    This might set off a trend. I hope it does. Civilized debate and verbal exchange with a politician is all well and good but difficult when your inner caveman is telling you to just slam the lying bastard.

  36. 70
    Agent 99 says:

    WTF????

    Following the ‘climategate scandal’, Mr Blair said the science may not be “as certain as its proponents allege”. But he said the world should act as a precaution against floods, droughts and mass extinction caused by climate change, in fact it would be “grossly irresponsible” not to.

    In other words even if it isn’t true we are still going to tax you. Sheesh! you just could not make it up.

    • 100
      David 'Jaffa' Milli Brand says:

      99, they have, and Blait admitted as much re. Iraq this morning. It has been going on forever (eg. Emperor Constantine) I just thought with ‘Modern Invasive 24-7 Media’ it would not be so easy.

    • 105
      streamfisher says:

      WMD???…Ditto, ” its the right thing to do”, “I thought it was the right thing to do”, ” I did the right thing”, ” I mislead (very polite term) Parliament though I’m not going to admit it because I’m still convinced it was the right thing to do”…. “I did it, therefore QED it was the right thing to do”. Fantastic convert they have there to NWO Greenism, but wait a minute isn’t he always converting……………. to something else.
      If Blair wants to take precautionary acts he should renounce his faith and wrap himself in a giant condom.

    • 127
      C.Eng says:

      Do not forget however that St Tony is in direct contact with the Almighty who tells him what to do, so he’s not lying intentionally just responding to the voices.

  37. 71
    And now for Brown says:

    And now for the scum Brown – no wonder the piece of excrement was wearing that kit in Kandahar – he will need that permanently when he is beaten to shreds in the election that he so fears.

    Come on Brown – name the day of your Election Death.

  38. 73
    nell says:

    http://blogs.ft.com/westminster/2009/12/andy-burnhams-leadership-potential/

    Charlie Whelan and UNITE want bals as the next leader of the labour party (always supposing he survives his portillo moment at the next election).

    Oh! Yes Please!!

    bals as the the next labour leader will undoubtedly ensure that labour are assigned to the political wilderness for several generations.

    • 83
      Ratsniffer says:

      These people are deluded aren’t they? Balls would be a disaster…..the smirking school bully leading the Numarxists…..yes please…..that will do nicely. Guaranteeing another 10 years of Zanu in the political wilderness.

      • 92
        Mitch says:

        Balls is the only man on the planet who makes the gurning mentalist look normal and his boy/wife makes browns look almost female.

        Bring it on, Taxi for the entire labor party…..a smart car!!

    • 111
      Mr Ned says:

      Balls is one of the few candidates that could get the B&P in as the official opposition. Mad Hattie Harperson is another.

  39. 86
    Between jobs says:

    I noticed on the Six o’ Clock News tonight that Brown stuck his grubby paw out to be shaken when he was greeting the troops in Afghanistan and it was ignored, forcing the twat to move on.

    • 89
      Keith Dovkunts says:

      I saw that too! What a twat he looked!

      • 114
        Mr Ned says:

        I noticed that too. Did he not realise that the troops are not allowed to shake hands on parade? They Saluted as that is their job!

        • 132
          Four eyes says:

          Are they allowed to hoof a potential attacker in the nadgers with their commando boots, claiming self-defence?

          If not, why not?

      • 214
        cant hunter says:

        But also did you notice the expressions on the faces of the other troops Brown was trying to ingratiate himself with; they looked bored and unwelcoming. One chap ,face to face with the one eyed lunatic, kept looking away as if to say, get me away from this creep. i’m afraid Brown looked a real nobby no mate, seemingly forced to talk to the journos just to save himself from looking a chump.

    • 173
      streamfisher says:

      Like he ignored the hand of the Policeman outside No.10, but for all the right reasons this time. He just don’t get it.

  40. 87
    Keith Dovkunts says:

    The worm(s) is a turning.

    Here’s hoping a few British MP’s faces – make that many – get an introduction to fists, too.

    • 95
      Growser says:

      An introduction to their P45s would make a good start.

      Looking forward to BerCow and his missus getting a good Bucking, hamshire exit.

  41. 88
    Brown - a ghastly vile odious man says:

    Brown – if we could give you the Italian treatment,we would do it far better you ghastly sack of dog shit.

  42. 90
    Breaking News says:

    Afghanistan: Germany says no to sending more soldiers to help US

  43. 93
    Anonymous says:

    What’s Italian for, “Are you looking at my bird?”

  44. 98
    Between jobs says:

    According to the Guardian;

    Earlier in the evening Berlusconi had received a rock star’s welcome at a rally to mark the opening of public membership to the People of Freedom party. Stating that his popularity stood at 63%, he listed the successes of the Italian government since he came to power, which he said had included saving the world economy by persuading the US government to intervene “after they had left Lehman Brothers to their fate” in order to avoid “the failure of 400 banks, saving the world from an incredible and tremendous crisis”.

    FFS.

    Truly bonkers.

  45. 107
    Raving Loon says:

    Shuddapa ya faaaace!

  46. 109
    Frank Galton says:

    Breaking … El Gordo is complete dork.

    • 118
      Mitch says:

      He will need that and more when the coward finally calls the election.

    • 120
      Loretto says:

      Landslide!Labour will be sub 25% with this oaf.

    • 125
      Chief Weasel says:

      Hamid Karzai looks like a very normal human being by comparison with mcdork.

      Wonder if they could ship Karzai back in mcdork’s place.

    • 134
      Anonymous says:

      Thanks FG, Jeez what a t*t Brown looks,what the hell’s with the suit in a war zone….truly you have to despair when you look at him.

    • 136
      Sir William Waad says:

      I’m surprised the Army didn’t fit him with a high-vis jacket and a radio beacon.

    • 144

      oh dear god…

      look at him, just *look* at him…

    • 159
      streamfisher says:

      Oh,no, he looks as if he’s a competitor on that crap Tv programme hosted by Richard Hammond and has just made his entrance front stage via the camp khasi, bet they deliberately dressed him up to look like a complete twat… what an Arrse!, bet he kept the helmet on all night along with his jim-jams.

    • 168
      Agent 99 says:

      Is he visiting Peckham? Hattie Mentalbint dressed like that during a walkabout

    • 176

      Y’know, I don’t I have ever seen anyone looking more stupid than that, ever.

      Brown is so far beyond any other gimp that’s ever living. His absurdity is almost art. No one, ever, in history, ever, has looked more of a cock than Gordon. It’s impressive.

      Now remind me again, how did this clown become PM?

    • 177
      Technomist says:

      What’s with the suit?

  47. 112
    Brown is a Mekon says:

    Should have had a Mekon helmet on like Brown

  48. 117
    concrete pump says:

    Ryan Giggs, fucks sake.

    • 130
      Between jobs says:

      Did he win the X-Factor thingy?

    • 140
      Dr J.G. Brown says:

      You are a nation of stupid chavs.

      You celebrate your own ignorance at every opportunity.

      You can be depended upon only to behave like morons whenever you get the chance.

      You are completely predictable.

      You will never wake up.

      I was right.

      You will vote Labour.

      I will win for no good reason other than your stupidity.

      • 145
        concrete pump says:

        Are you some sort of fucking mong ?

        Who are ‘you’ ?

        Peenarse !

        • 153
          McDoom says:

          I am McDoom come to curse the lot o’ ye.
          Mak muh words, ye’re all doomed now, sin’ I cam among ye.

      • 147
        Growser says:

        What does the J stand for ? Jock I s’pose.

        He’s right of course. Not for nothing did they award a PhD to McJock after a mere 6 years of study of the Liefor party in Jockland, 1926 to 1928.

        He knows how to play the stoopid sassenachs.

  49. 128
    Anonymous says:

    Slightly O/T but appears curse of Jonah has struck again, Jenson Button comes in second in BBC Sports Personality ( many had expected him to win after his F1 success this year ) but then wasn’t he “ambushed ” by McIdiot just last week at Silverstone….doubtless Gordon had wished him well……….

  50. 137
    Bell End says:

    Brown is a comedy gift that keeps on giving

    What was the idea of the special needs helmet with his fat gut sticking out his too small troosers, he really is a spazzer

    • 160
      Chief Weasel says:

      All we need is a Stan to play opposite him. EyeBalls would probably do.

      Sorry Eric you never looked this funny.

    • 253
      Unsworth says:

      I think the military got him dressed up like that as a laugh. Was the pic taken as he left Downing Street?

  51. 139
    concrete pump's mixer says:

    Concrete Mixer is a “Cabron” en espanyol

  52. 150

    I have to say, decking a 73 year old feller is a bit grim, and no doubt the assailant was some lefty prick thinking he has history on his side…

    But on the other hand, it is *good* to see a politican getting a kicking. It’s good to see those motherfuckers splattered with blood for a change. It is fucking good to think that perhaps the rage that is racing like a virus through the enslaved developed world might possibly be reaching it’s natural fruition in a few individuals.

  53. 152
    Kill them all says:

    Ha ha ha – what a great laugh. I would love to see Tony Blair on fire screaming, or Gordon Brown being kicked to death by small children.

    Politicians are the enemy of the people. They deserve to die.

  54. 156
    Watt Tyler says:

    If the crimes against the People were met by similar action then it would serve well as a useful deterrent:

    Glad to see politicians getting a taste of their own medicine. http://eotp.wordpress.com/

  55. 158
    Watt Tyler says:

    • 169
      Mr Ned says:

      7/10. Good bloody result, but never knocked the bastard spark out so, it loses marks for that!

    • 186
      Exiled in Wales says:

      Wouldn’t you just love to see Brown get a numchuk right across his lying mouth?

    • 240
      NOT FUNNY says:

      IT’S JUST NOT FUNNY!
      it’s (sob) a travesty as this poor frail old (blub) sex maniac was assaulted by hordes of communists and had to (*sob*) fend them off all by himself

      Booooohoooohoooho Boo hooo hoo (sniffle!)

  56. 165
    Mr Ned says:

    No, But I bet you wish it was!

  57. 172
    Watt Tyler says:

    Brian Gerrish’s splendid Common Purpose Exposed website has been taken down by Common Purpose.

    Brian says: “Maybe this has happened because we recently posted information from Common Purpose’s own website showing the links between the Scottish paedophile James Rennie and the Common Purpose organisation. Are we getting too close to the truth? How many other paedophiles are protected by Common Purpose networks and their secretive Chatham House confidentiality rules?”

    Fascinating. Read on: http://www.cpexposed.com/

  58. 174
    FTAC Watch says:

    If anyone can supply the means and opportunity to do the same to Brown then I’m your man. I can supply loads of my own motivation and they already have me marked so I have nothing left to lose.

    Before the police come round, bash down my door and abduct me again – it was an attempt at wit. (Something they do not possess.) As much as I would love to see it happen to Brown or any other MP, I am incapable of doing it myself.

    In the UK, such a person would have already been detained without trial in one of the NHS mental wards, never to be heard of again. After this incident, the FTAC will be sending the police snatch squads out for anyone that may have been inspired to give Brown the same treatment.

    As always: all I ever wanted to do was to earn a living in peace.

  59. 175
    concrete pump says:

    Fraudulent c*nt !

    • 207
      concrete pump's mixer says:

      You aren’t even a real concrete pump, you imposter and you are just plant hire. Prostitute.

  60. 179
    concrete pump's mixer says:

    And concrete pump, and Mr Slater’s parrot, and quite a few others. But he is a sad old lonely fucker who lives in a block of flats and doesn’t pay his TV licence. Guess running a Brown Micra costs a lot these days on a crappy old pension.

    • 206
      concrete pump says:

      I think quite a few people on this forum recognise that i am not TaT.

      You should pay closer attention to my posts.

      You sir, are a fucking moron !

      • 209
        concrete pump's mixer says:

        Oh to have so many alias’s, so much anger and so many sentences with the word c’unt in.

        Best you get used to being on the rack. Tiny poor person.

        • 241
          Anonymous#3 says:

          Fuck off twat.You are a sad lonely stalker who lives off the scraps of other more interesting posters.Get a life catmolester

  61. 180
    Technomist says:

    I am wondering how the curse of Jonah is going to manifest himself after this latest trip to Afghanistan.

    Maybe Karzai had better start packing now.

    • 189
      Anonymous says:

      With luck the curse will strike the Americans and result in them missing more friendly targets.

  62. 183
    concrete pump's mixer says:

    You wouldn’t have even Gordon Brown’s courage. Wimp on a twig.

  63. 184
    Anonymous says:

    That will teach Papa to get in the way of a Bullingdon Club party.

  64. 187
    Big Brown Jobbie says:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8410922.stm

    A fantastic amount of arse licking of our brave dear leader from Pravda’s local representative. The first paragraph makes it sound as if he is in close proximity to something more dangerous than a overhot campstove.

    Last time he was over there he point blank refused to go anywhere near the FOBs.

    • 237
      genghiz the kahn says:

      Look at the Gruaniad front page picture of Broon. His tailors must wonder why they bother. Needless to say, the BBC have only the goon’s head and shoulders.

      On the other hand the liberal Guardian doesn’t seem to get worked up about a reduction in the CRB datebase from 11 to 9 million adults. What a great victory has been achieved over Edward Balls MP, not!

      They don’t appear to ask their readers for comments, nor do they ask if other civilised Western democracies have a need for such a database. How many households are there in the UK and how many are going to have to sign up for a CRB check because they help with children or vulnerable adults.

  65. 190
    barry says:

    Who’s a naughty boy then; have a careful look at the expense claims recently published for Eric Joyce MP

    • 218
      Anonymous says:

      His lavish expense claims prove that his constituency of Falkirk now sits on the Arctic Circle. Must be something to do woth Global Warming.

  66. 193
    Ed "That's a Good Thing to Do" Ball says:

    “Well, That’s a Good Thing to Do”!

  67. 194

    This is in fact a very somber moment.
    What a sad, sad waste of all that plastic surgery that made him look so young.

    Then again, I suppose it’s more work for plastic surgeons.

  68. 200
    Climate Change Denier and Proud says:

    At least Joe what’s his name managed to get 10 million people vote for him, more than that one eyed idiot has ever managed.

    • 212
      W.W. says:

      Had he got one vote it would had been more than the one eyed idiot had managed to get to run the country.

      W.W.

  69. 203
    HASH GORDON (saviour of the universe) says:

    Already posted this but it appeared at top of the page : Brown in Afghanistan Runs over to troops with out stretched hand and is snubbed again ! See BBC News !

  70. 210
    W.W. says:

    I have just thought of a way to solve this Country’s debt crisis.

    Hold an auction for the right to punch in the face anyone who has held Ministerial posts in the last twelve years, it would dwarf the 3G Auctions.

    The Auction and the punching would be live on TV with the rights to that also auctioned off.

    I would bid £20k for Bliar or Brown, though no doubt some hegie would bid £20M, what would £20k get me? Robin Cook? I know he has been dead a few years but even decomposed he couldn’t get any uglier than when he was alive. I would even dig the fucker up myself.

    W.W.

  71. 217
    Anonymous says:

    Here’s a pledge:
    The day a member of the GB cabinet gets a smack, I promise to donate £20 to charity.
    Now all of you make a similar pledge.

  72. 221
    Dave "Cast Iron Guarantee" Cameron says:

    A black man is going to a fancy dress party. His wife brings him a santa suit,

    “Take that back, there is no black santa!” He says.

    So wife returns with a snowman’s suit.

    “For fucks sake, when did you ever see a black snowman!”

    So once more she returns, this time with a plank of wood.

    “And what the fuck am I supposed to do with that!” He says.

    She replies. “Shove it up your arse and go as a Magnum!”

    • 242
      dick sniffen says:

      Fuck off you racist piece of shit.

      • 274
        Fabian Solutions says:

        You fuck off you sanctimonious holier than thou magnums arse licker.

        PS, the worst racists i have ever had the misfortune to meet have been black, but fuckwits like you are too stupid to realise it,check out the murders of Christopher Newsome and Channon Christian in the US and see who the real haters are, its a pity deluded knobheads like you dont get the same.

  73. 223
    Shahnaz Pakravan says:

    “Brown beds down with the troops”
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/campaigns/our_boys/2769863/PM-beds-down-with-troops.html

    The soldiers’ faces tell of their feelings for Brown as the unelected nonce lectures them:

    Disgust
    Doubt
    Disinterest
    Disgust
    Detatchment
    Despair

    • 226
      W.W. says:

      I think you will find their faces are saying I am not sleeping in the same room as that fucker. (For more than one reason.)

      W.W.

  74. 224
    W.W. says:

    Look I know he’s a nutter, but that doesn’t give someone the right to hit him with a small statue.

    W.W.

  75. 225
    Shahnaz Pakravan says:

    If he had been sane it would have been a big statue.

  76. 233
  77. 243
    Lorenzo says:

    Note that Berlusconi is polling better than Obama. Might explain why the Left hate him to the point of feeling the need to smash this elder statesman in the face.

    • 255
      Forza Prostituta says:

      by elder stateseman you mean the comedy Politician everyone laughs and points at making jokes behind his back when he turns up at conferences and summits.
      What’s not to like about a corrupt leering senile pervy mafioso dogsbody?

  78. 245

    I haven’t been so happy since Liam Gallagher picked a fight with the mafia!

  79. 249
    Pedoscuni the Mafia scumbag says:

    corrupt twat gets twatted

    the world laughs

  80. 250
    Piscator says:

    Reminds me a bit of some chap called Benito who ended up hanging by his heels with his totty by his side at some garage in Turin.

  81. 256
    Dave H. says:

    Yet, Guido, you have stated more than once your admiration for this clown.

  82. 257
    Dave H. says:

    Yet, Guido, you have more than once stated your admiration for this clown.

  83. 258
    The reincarnation of William Calcraft says:

    I’ll leave you with the words of the Daily Mash.

    http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/britain-deciding-which-souvenir-to-hurl-at-brown-200912142306/

  84. 269
    Fabian Solutions says:

    Great shot ! right in the fucking mush, im an arsehole by the way.

  85. 271
    Cardinal del Monte says:

    It’s a pity that the attacker had to make a victim out of Berlusconi by using violence, instead of just tearing off Berlusconi’s ridiculous toupet and revealing the shrunken old man behind all the cosmetics.

  86. 275
    Fabian Solutions says:

    dick sniffen says:
    December 14, 2009 at 12:31 am

    Fuck off you racist piece of shit.
    Reply

    *
    281
    Fabian Solutions says:
    December 14, 2009 at 11:15 pm

    You fuck off you sanctimonious holier than thou magnums arse licker.

    PS, the worst racists i have ever had the misfortune to meet have been black, but fuckwits like you are too stupid to realise it,check out the murders of Christopher Newsome and Channon Christian in the US and see who the real haters are, its a pity deluded knobheads like you dont get the same.



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