Tiger Woods / Nigel Griffiths, Naked Abuse of the Law
After the Trafigura injunction crumbled Guido canvassed the idea to interested parties that we should individually write to the major London libel law firms and say that we would not voluntarily submit to these “Whom it May Concern” injunctions thus:
Am intending to write to all the firms that send me them [super injunctions] advising that in future I will exercise my own judgement when I receive them.
If I judge it to be in the public interest I’ll forward the injunction to Wikileaks and take my chances in the Courts.
If more people told them this it would bugger up the blanket ban system. Spartacus system. They won’t know who gave it to Wikileaks…
People were genuinely positive towards the idea. The Tiger Woods media gagging injunction which we are not even allowed to mention is now uploaded by person(s) unknown on to Wikileaks.
For good measure Schillings should note that there is also a picture of Tiger Woods partly naked and looking a complete w****r on the blog – a further breach of the “Confidential Schedule”. Tiger Woods is not really the issue here, freedom of the press is the issue.
For example, Nigel Griffiths, an MP caught on camera with his trousers down in his office with a woman in only her stockings and suspenders, also apparently has a super injunction preventing the media from fully informing voters as to what he was up to, in the office taxpayers pay for him to work in. Enough. Guido will take his chances in the Courts.
Sausages
Crickey, this blog attracts some shite!
Ruck you!
Good on you Guido, this sort of issue is what keeps the press in this country anything but free.
Keep up the good work, sometimes it’s philanderers like Tiger Woods, Nigel Griffiths or even Andrew Marr, sometimes it’s more serious like Trafigura.
The principle should be the same, a free press is a free press.
Whatever happened to ‘publish and be damned’?
You are either in front of Guido being bummed by him, or you are behind Guido bumming him?
Malcolm Tucker is BACK!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006qgrd
here is the photo of Griffiths
http://www.edinburghsucks.com/2009/05/28/shagging-nigel-griffiths-has-snout-in-trough-for-the-second-time/
http://www.chismopoly.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/3379087129_311e33125e_chismopoly.jpg
Here we go….
Old Felchborn — thx for the link, where I found this fascinating nature-film:
Yeah, ask yer mum.
Sausages.
“a woman in only her stockings and suspenders had a super injection and a gag on ..
Reads better in the Screws that way.
These pictures… were any ‘a la turque’? Did she take it up the chuffer? That’s what the nation demands to know – and we have a democratic right to do so!
Mummy never had much time for sausages.
Righty blighty shitey
Has anyone been able to work out exactly when Tiger met Gordon Brown and had him wish him luck with his career, marriage and sponsorship opportunities – surely only the one-eyed son of the manse could bring about such a sudden fall from grace?
I thought New Labour killed freedom of speech back in 1997?
Actually we just modernised it. Labour party members have it, immigrants have it, EU commissioners have it, prisoners have it, BBC staff have it. You, on the other hand, white male racist, do not.
The old guy that was thrown out of the Labour Party Conference didn’t have it,and he was a Labour Party member.
Outer Party though, not Politburo.
It was a mercy killing.
The Tories after giving it a good kicking had left it for dead it was the only decent thing to do.
Tiger’s not out of the Woods yet
He’s taking lessons from the bears.
Shitting himself in the woods
Tiger needs to give his a wood a rest
But does Tiger Wood get Carbon Credits like Tata Steel. Its a bare-faced cheek if he does not
Telegraph:
Tata, having gained up to £1.2 billion from “carbon credits”, will get its new steel plants – while the net amount of CO2 emitted worldwide will not have been reduced a jot. ….Forget Big Oil: the new world power is Big Carbon.Truly it has been a miracle of our time that they have managed to transform carbon dioxide, a gas upon which all life on earth depends, into a “pollutant”, worth more than diamonds, let alone oil. And many of those now gathered in Copenhagen are making a great deal of money out of it.”
Does you mean it now pays to burn diamonds ?
But Tiger will have to Sue himself amd his sponsors Gillette for displaying naked parts of his body, the super injunction is useless
http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/TigerWoods_450x400.jpg
What’s wrong with Ed Balls? He can’t get his words out on the Marr Show
He’s a twat.
He’s worse than a twat.
What’s right with Ed Balls?
That’s easy. Nothing.
He’s got the right surname and wife.
Yvette Cooper?Tiger Woodn’t.
Yvette?Tiger wouldn’t
He’s got a serious speech impediment.
So Why doesn’t Marr tell the audience at the start of the inerview?
“My next guess from no fault of his own can’t string two words together properly”
EFA
What’s wrong with Edwords Balls? He can’t get his out on the Marr Show
You can see why this shower are so keen to monitor internet use.
I’m Brown’s Butler don’t y’know! Hell, wasn’t exactly selected on merit!
Good luck, Guido. You will need it in a world where the bad guys are in charge and make up the rules as they go along.
Schillings?
Worse than Hunter Fuck
Come and sue me, ya fuckers, if ya dare.
Excellent Mr Fawkes.
Marxist sc*um masquerading as a legitimate “government” have spent Liebour”s too-many-hours in power enacting one of the most authoritarian frames of reference for rule since that of a certain infamous German warmonger.
A record that shames “liberal” Britain.
While you’re onto the injuncters perhaps you might also rally behind the Liverpool family of hotel keepers harassed and ruined by the grotesquely termed “hate crimers”. (see Daily Nail-em today)
Official undermining of free speech and democratic rights is persistent and insidious, smothering a dozy public in blood-red blankets of socialist filth and furthering the agenda of desert-robed camel riders and similar extremists.
If we don’t all stand up soon we will be Jackiebooted into submission.
SOON?????????????????????????????,
Spot on, Tachy! Having had dealings with our so-called justice system.
Brave words, Guido. I’ll cough up a fiver for your fighting fund and visit you in prison.
Eldrick Tont???? WTF is going on in the world?
Er, no one goes to prison for de/fam/at/ion.
Guido, if it ever comes to the worst, insist on a jury rather than a single judge. They’ll never find against you in the current environment.
Hear hear. Never underestimate the common sense of a jury. The possibility of going before one scares the crap out of the CPS when they try to enforce some of the more restrictive legislation passed by the present Stalinista government. That is why so may stupid cases are dropped when the victim refuses a Police Caution or a quick plea in Magistrates’ Courts. More power to Mr Fawkes, and to Wikileaks.
Won’t be a problem for much longer if Jack Straw has his way. Juries would be a thing of the past in his vile little vision for our future.
It’s not defamation, it’s contempt. And yes, you can go to prison for it.
The only contempt I have is for the persons covering up their indescretions while dictating and moralising to the rest of us.
Couldn’t agree more.
Oi! That was my daughter in the sussies. Can’t help how the yooff of today dress can i??! and I was reaching over for a Murray Mint. See you in court Huntflap.
Yeah that was me. And I asked him for the murry mint.
You still owe me £70. errr Dad.
http://chismopoly.com/2009/03/nigel-griffiths-tuvo-sexo-en-su-oficina-con-una-prostituta/
Guido – where’s the ‘Paypal – Donate’ button so we can all contribute to your costs?
costs for what?
I read that as ‘Papal’, almost choked
Bet Mrs Guido is quietly watching X factor without the faintest idea Guido has left the X box to do a bit of a dirty protest in the name of democracy.
You are Nigel Griffiths MP and I claim that £5 for everyone in here. Even TaT. I thank you.
Superb – fucking lawyers and their like are what are killing freedom in this benighted country.
Shame a can’t post a pic here but one with two fingers stuck right up would fit the bill.
Hardly surprising that most politicians are also fully qualified ambulance chasing shysters.
http://armchairrevolutionaries.blog.co.uk/2009/12/13/tiger-woods-is-there-a-solicitor-in-the-house-7564084/
Good, a bit more sunlight is required on UK public life, this persons pubic life might be a good tool to start things rolling.
You said it. Now we have Bliar hiding behind ‘secrecy’ to get him off the hook giving evidence in public:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/untouchable-blair-to-give-iraq-war-evidence-in-secret-1839289.html
If it was good enough for the head of the secret intelligence service it is certainly good enough for this shyster. If he gets away with this then we are truly finished. I hope Chilcot regards this as a resigning issue – anything less will eave his enquiry in tatters.
Don’t be daft! Of course Chilcot will not resign over this. He was selected to ensure a whitewash result to the enquiry.
Saint Tony of Assisi!
At least while he is giving evidence we’ll know where he is going to be and when – any Albanians in the house?
They coming for you Guido, You hear that?? they are at the door!!!
Stand completed still. Make no movements.
You are the dead.
if Gordon Brown organised a disco it would be really shit
If Gordon Brown ran a country, it would be fucked.
Shit, he does and it is.
You call what Gordon Brown is currently doing “Running the country”?
Running down the country maybe, or fucking up the country….
FFS, it was a typo, ruining the country.
No no no! Typo. It should read “ran over a country with a gravy train full of MPs and civil servants”
I’ll fuckin fuck you up you fuck. Fuck you frogdog, watch your fuckin back. No fuckin walks in woods for you for a fuckin while. Fuckwit.
so should we be saying
Go get ‘em tiger?
Who the fuck is Simon Malcolm Smith?
Sausages
Not you, the other Simon Malcolm Smith
Walls
118, 24/7, it’s directory heaven.
I love the 118 24 7 tune I’d love to know the guys who sing it and whether they’ll release something.. anyway utube does the trick someone posting the lyrics which is fab I made a couple of changes:
118 24 7
give them a call it’s directory heaven,
if you need a cab, their service is fab,
if you fancy a curry, and it’s there in a hurry.
118 24 7,
send them a text it’s directory heaven,
want a kitchen extension, a pizza or pension,
a plumber or sparks, or a place to see sharks.
118 24 7… it’s directory heaven!
(lyrics for EXTENDED version!)
Day or Night, Dawn or Dusk,
cause the’ve got the number,
for a roof or venter a place to learn rumba,
Portugese or Chinese or a nice Lebonese,
Find a restaurant to please with the greatest of ease,
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, give them a ring,
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, the finda thing,
118 247… it’s directory heaven!
Who the FUCK are you?
I’m YOU bitch. Who are YOU?118 24 7, it’s directory heaven…
Simon Smith, didn’t he have an amazing dancing bear?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Smith_and_the_Amazing_Dancing_Bear
I may go out tomorrow…
I’m not lending you my coat again. Sketchleys were 3 weeks getting the hunny and shit out of it last time.
They’ll love him, won’t they?
Apparently a partner of Schillings, whose mobile number is now all over the internet, LOL
So let’s get this straight.
There is an ban on publishing photos of Mr Woods (that don’t exist, allegedly) which was instigated by a partner in the firm that raised the ban.
Democracy, it’s what LieBour can’t abide.
“Apparently a partner of Schillings, whose mobile number is now all over the internet, LO”
Please don’t send him any obnoxious texts.
07712 183996
Does anyone have a photo?
Schillings …. isn’t that the firm used by Jonathan Woss to prevent disclosures regarding him and his family?
Yes and to stop pictures of him playing tennis with David Badell. Also lawyers for Roman Polanski, Alisher Usmanov, the Government of Saudi Arabia, Northern Rock….. that Icelandic bank and other luminaries like Sassou-Nguesso – and not to forget the case of Caprice and the forged letter.
John Kelly gave an interview in FT this weekend touting for work from more bankers – just a consonant away.
Tiger has got wood
Get in the hole!
Wrong hole, sir? Greek culture? Lubed, was it, sir? Oooh!
Tiger’s been getting too many birdies…
apparently its now 11 holes at the last 11 birdies.
Ling Foo!
This is what happens if you get a birdie in the wrong hole.
He’s not as good at staying out of the rough as we thought he was.
Naked pictures heh, gives a new dimension to Tiger’s wood!
Apparently they don’t exist, which is not something one would have known unless able to read the terms of the injunction, which of course, is not something one is supposed to know exists either
As we know,
There are known knowns.
There are things we know we know.
We also know
There are known unknowns.
That is to say
We know there are some things
We do not know.
But there are also unknown unknowns,
The ones we don’t know
We don’t know.
Guido you must be rich.
Still, you have a svelte snake hipped lawyer
on your side don’t you.
And think how many visitors you’d get if it all
goes pear shaped.
More than you, languishing on the 43 wing, as you do…
Look, it was only that one occasion in 1999.
Oh and once in Spain. Ok then that business with
the revenue was just not my fault.
Lol. I like this man.
More like having an almost unsuable ‘publisher’ in the Carribbean somewhere. There have been references to it before from our good host.
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/241973/MP-Nigel-Griffiths-Bid-to-silence-News-of-the-World-over-House-of-Commons-office-sex-revelations-rejected.html
is this the MP story? Where’s the gag?
The injunction stops the News of the Screws showing the good pictures.
Were any of these pictures, how shall I put this tastefully, *a rebours*? I do hope so!
Who took the piccies?
Is the quality good?
Remember, he had to have a camera in one hand while his cock was in the other.
Thats why cameras have image stabilisation…
Can we see the bad one?
Fuck yeah! It’s a bit blurred, but here you go…..
http://nudes13.hegre-art.com/hosted_kern/20070227-1/1000/008.jpg
The lie looks a bit rough. I thought Tiger was a darkie though.
Need to get my niblick out the play that lie.
I would!
Why should hacks only get to see the good pictures FFS?
“apparently has a super injunction preventing the media from fully informing voters as to what he was up to, in the office taxpayers pay for him to work in”
whilst im all for open government all all that, do you really think the worlds needs, neigh, WANTS to see what the human inequivalent of a frying-pan reject bin looks like?!
“Yesterday Griffiths’ long -suffering wife of 30 years. Sally, appeared to be sticking with him.
The pair were seen leaving their Edinburgh home shortly before noon. Sally came out first wearing a beret, and clutching a tissue.”
The man seems to be insatiable FFS.
I feel her pain.
Guido
I salute your courage, your strength, your indefatigability, and I want you to know that we are with you, hatta al-nasr, hatta al-nasr, hatta al-Quds.
should you need any kind of ‘relief’
allow me to oblige
You can be tiger I’ll be any one of a multitude of females
Norah Batty?
Blanche from Corrie? Pat Butcher from Eastenders?
Hidden gems curled up on the sofa.
Excerpts from Cheetah Woods own blog title entries;
“Playing Three In A Row”
“Developing Endurance And Stamina”
And a question from a fan back in 2008;
“Do you enjoy playing so far away from home? I can imagine that, now that you have children, it’s got to be hard to be so far away from them.
— Rupert from Houston
“You’re exactly right, Rupert. Now, it’s very difficult to leave Elin and the children, and I’m sure it’s only going to get tougher. Once Sam and Charlie start school, it won’t be easy to take them out of class for a week-long trip. A veteran pro once told them it’s tough to leave them as babies, but once they ask you not to go, it breaks your heart. That’s something I’ll always remember. “
Fucking brilliant Fawkes, this is why we read. What newspaper would have those kind of stones?
Please remove ones tongue-tip from Mr Guido Fawkes Esq’s bumhole. This is a FAMILY forum. Pervert.
From the man’s own website;
Tiger Tips;
“Maintain A Quiet Head” …whoops.
Fair play to you Mr. Fawkes. In the age of the internet hopefully the UK will stop being used as a destination for libel tourists and also see the end of these gagging orders in the future, not so much due to our politicians seeing sense but the persuants seeing the futility of the action.
Tiger, tiger, burning bright
Caught with pants down
Now in the shite
Doesn’t scan.
Is the scanner’s power light on?
Just a simple matter of removing the “the” in the last line and it scans perfectly well.
Surely removing the words “Now in the shite” from the last line and substituting “and willy hanging out” would be the better solution.
Cant get the wiki thing to open. Has someone got to it?
Wikileaks has an algorithm which interrogates your emails. If you are a Global Warming Denier then you will be denied access.
This is exactly how Brown will try to stop any mention that he was totally destroyed in the forthcoming Election Death he is soon to suffer.
He will instruct Cart Fuck etc to put a gagging order on any mention of a Tory landslide and Brown defeat.
Oh and for good measure he will try to ban any reference to a “Brown’s Broken Britain” and that there is an economic crisis (crisis,what crisis?).
Soon Brown,your arse is going to be OURS!
Fucking lying bastard.
President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him.
“What is it?” exclaims the President.
“It’s the Abortion Bill, Mr. President – what do you want to do about it?”
“Just go ahead and pay it.”
Fuck off Dave !
Leave Dave alone you bully
Fuck off again Dave you miserable сunt.
Thank god for that, he’s gone.
I thought for a moment I’d had
to much to drink.
Looks like the Telegraph have decided to mention the injunction too:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/golf/tigerwoods/6797257/Tiger-hunt-as-Woods-takes-a-break-from-golf-a-new-sport-has-emerged-on-the-internet.html
The article mentions England and Wales only.
Can the Irish or the Scots therefore publish?
Why not?
Mr Justice Eady says no.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/24/article-0-0210465500000578-858_233x423_popup.jpg
Those shoes are sooo last season.
Whatta name, whatta guy.
That gear went out years ago!
What’s the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa always stops after 3 ho’s
Santa comes down the chimney.
From The Times;
Gordon Brown last week addressed a private “key seats” meeting, when candidates were told to have their campaign literature ready for publication by the end of next month.
The party’s general secretary, Ray Collins, is understood to have told No 10: “We will be ready whenever you decide to go.”
AND US TO RAY,US TOO!!!!
Yes, but will these be spun key seats?
So it looks like the labour party will be bankrupt by April/May then? so they have to have the election by March.
Well done Guido!
The fuckers should remember there are more bloggers than drunken judges in this country. Publish and be damned!
I pledge a minimum £50 to your fighting fund if it comes to it, and a visit in prison if it comes to it. Well done and good luck!
>a visit in prison
Was what Richard Ingrams dreaded from Lord Longford and the only reason, apparently, he didn’t publish something dodgy in Private Eye.
Go for it.
Only problem is, they will use their resources to shaft the little people and throw them to the wolves who apply for injunctions to make an example out of you all and throw up counter cases and polarise the vote and debate.
I’VE BEEN SMOKING SOME GOOD SHEEEEEEEEEEET TONITE MAN
How novel! Mind if I join you?
SKREEEEEEERRKK!!! (ping) TAPTAP!!! SOORRRR-TED! (flutter)
SKREEEEEEERRKK!!! (ping) TAPTAP!!! SOORRRR-TED! (flutter)
OOZECLEVERBOYZEN!!! (scuttle) TWAT!
OOZECLEVERBOYZEN!!! (scuttle) TWAT!
(klik) (ping) SQUIIIIIIIIRRR! (stare)
(klik) (ping) SQUIIIIIIIIRRR! (stare back)
‘When Mr.Slater’s parrot says “hello”
Well look on the bright side – you got next Fridays caption competition sorted: http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00031/grif_516x300_31895a.jpg
Hey big boy you gonna pick up that soap?
Talking of the law
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/dec/11/snapshot-special-branch-terror-suspect
Another nail in the coffin of respect for the police.
Brown’s Britain – fuck off you c*unt,we shall beat you.
Sounds like a visit to the Gherkin by several hundred posters with disposable cameras here is needed. Hats with ‘Photographer’ for some and ‘Terrori$t’ for others.
Let them sort that one out, and give the local Boots a real headache processing that lot so they can see what was photographed.
This is what you get for voting LieBour.
http://photographernotaterrorist.org/
12 Noon
Saturday 23rd January 2010
Trafalgar Square
Old Holborn did this one yesterday.
Any chance of a pic of Emily No-Mates beautiful honeydews while your at it?
Don’t listen to this fool, we want the weather girl to pose for some saucy pics.
on the contrary
Despite her face having been re-attached sideways I am convinced that an extraordinary pair of breasts lurk under that tweed blazer.
Its pretty obvious they bear the filthy pawprints of tory bear.
Woods is a fucking N*gger. What else do you expect?
Nagging?
Well, some red-hot anal action would be nice! Got any photos of your mother, syd?
Why don’t you fuck off Sid.
You prick !
No, it was Noggin the Nog who was Nogging, not Tiger.
I really do not want to see Tiger Woods brandishing his 3 wood
My heart really goes out to Niger Woods.
I’ll say one thing for your mother, syd – she takes it like a man! Now fuck off before you get Mr Fawkes in trouble.
What a nasty piece of shyd you must be
std
yur funny and yur smart
i bet yur life achievements are very impressive
as an example of white superiority yur what the race needs
Say hi to Alister, Syd
I need to mention, on here today, that I DO hate Brown more than anything else that I can think of.
And while we’re in reminding mode, please don’t forget which part of the female anatomy I resemble in every possible way.
But Blair wins by a short straw in the hate stakes, ’cause Blair facilitated Brown’s very existence.
Brown would have been nothing without ‘I’m a regular guy’ St. Tony (now known as a war criminal)
Self confessed
What’s that slimy Fern on? Oh, it’s the religious drug,…. I forgot.
Jobs for the boys and girls tonight on the BBC, wonder how they rigged the vote for their own employee Chris to get in and how much Lily Allen pocketed for that shite tastic appearance.
Lilly Allen… You just know she does. For crack.
UP TEH SHITTER
precislement, mon brave! Vag is far too posh for her.
I Wood!
Tony Blair is a dead man walking
Join the club
God told him to do it, so it’s not his fault !
The c’unt misquoted me.
Tony says,…….”don’t keep getting at me, ‘cos I’m the right kinda guy, and I support the right kinda god.
I never knew Tiger’s real name until I’d read this court order, and no, it’s not Streisand.
Poor sod, no wonder he prefers Tiger.
What is his real name?
The scan was a bit fuzzy – Edelweiss I think
Hidden Tiger, Crotching Dragon
Stick it in your family…..album.
18 holes in a day was easey peasy for Tiger Woods.
The Times reckons McDoom is going for a snap election, possibly in March as Labour is nearly bankrupt:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6954609.ece
Monday wouldn’t be soon enough!
Tiger Woods reveals his new sponsors
I dont think we should confuse the issues here. Nigel Griffiths conduct is on the public purse so an injuction is a travesty. We demand to know what he was up to and with who ! He is a disgrace and should resign or be deselected. Labour sleaze at its worst.
Looks like Tiger’s trouser iron has done some great bunker work recently. Well done Tiger keep it up!
Love child as well?? Hmmm
AH (C)
Blair has fucked up big time on this….http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8410071.stm
Bring it on mutha fucka’s.
Bizarre. There is no prohibition on photoshopping, therefore it would seem that in the event of such photos being published, they would not be able to enforce the order against anyone without proving that they were genuine.
They make Bl@ney look good.
I’m putting money down that Tiger has done the business with more than 100 women.
Come on Tiger my son help make me rich.
Is that par for the course?
Could be? It certainly sums him up to a tee
Mashie niblick.
He only managed 71 last week, but he was feeling under par that day…
How many more will be coming out of the woodwork?
Tiger’s not exactly an equal opportunities shagger.
Yes! I spotted a distinct lack of LGTS people or disabled wimmen in that list.
Men!
Stockings & suspenders – man or woman?
The lawyers in this case I suspect are taking advantage of the situation for a bit of money grabbing from their client. I’m sure they knew they didn’t have a cat in hells chance of really blocking the pictures – only of stopping people in the UK from casually looking at them. All the solicitors are doing is making a quick buck.
Guido, is this a so-called Super Injunction, restricting even mention of it’s existance? If so the Sunday Telegraph could be in trouble for mentioning it…
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/telegraph-view/6798318/Tiger-Woods-injunction-makes-an-ass-of-the-law.html
Spot on TAT, Agree with every word there!
Agree.
These halfwit lawyers clearly haven’t heard of the Internet.
There are a thousand internet sites that you can find anything out about the shagging habits of celebrities.
The real danger is when the media suppresses information about the Government
Don’t SHILLings (sic) realise they are making it worse for Tiger Woods?
That’s lawyers for you. Provided they get the publicity, they don’t care if everyone ends up laughing at Dorries no Woods I meant Woods.
Wankers the lot of you! Who gives a shit about Woody, Barry or even Mandy…………..you tossers……….get a fucking brain……………
Look, my somnambulant, post-democratic apologist friend, if there’s been any xxx sphincter-stretching action going on in the HoC, we, oi polloi, have not just a right, but a burning need to know! And watch. Repeatedly.
You may not like it. But I do. We don’t just want open government, we DEMAND gaping, all-she-can-take close-up shots of the alleged deed.
Dear Tiger,
I am very disappointed to hear about your recent infidelities and no longer consider you to be a good role model for my children. I do however sympathize with your situation, I too have had some family problems of late and have through no fault of my own become separated from them. I also think that there is nothing more important than spending time with your family and being a good father. I wish you and your family all the best in the future and if you are looking for somewhere to get away from it all, I believe my old house is still up for sale.
Regards
Josef Fritzl
Would that be a bargain basement?
PS
There is a rather good basement space at the property, where you can get away from it all.
Josef.
lol
Go for it, Guido.
When you fuck a skanky porn actress, photos are SUPPOSED to be taken, Tiger!
Thanks to this utterly silly injunction, we now all know that “Tiger” is not half as ludicrous as his real name: ELDRICK TONT WOODS. Anyone seeking nude photos should take note this is an anagram of “DICK LETS DOWN TORSO”.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you…
Or maybe even DICK LET DOWN TORSO…
You get the idea…
Troppo primitivo…
The main problem is British judges. -They are shit from the sewer. Most of the filth appointed as judges, by corrupt scum in politics, are dirty junkies, and many are perverts, paedophiles, homosexuals and dirty jews.
British judges are liars, thieves, and corrupt scum. They have no decency or humanity or standards. The dirty trash should be burned like rubbish.
Send him down.
Bring it on! I’ll see you in court, you scum. Defend yourselves against this: http://eotp.wordpress.com/
[...] Tiger Woods is a great golfer. He has a few ‘issues’ with his wife and his personal conduct – which, frankly, I believe should be a private matter. What I do not want to see in our country is libel lawyers threatening all and sundry with ‘hell and damnation, contempt of court, prison, seizure of assets et al’ because some golfer fucks up and people want to to ‘extract the Michael’ . Life is rather more serious, valuable and important than that. We need to get a grip on superinjunctions, libel and freedom of the press. Guido does what Guido does – and well done. [...]
Just been running a principal components analysis here at the Australian Climate Research Unit (ACRU) on the Tiger data.
Waiting for peer review, and further funding from Soros to complete analysis, but the results so far show
TSF = 1.0*White + 0.75*(Chest Size) +0.5 * Blond
The TSF (Tiger Shagabilty Factor is then “normalised” on a scale 0-100. Only “scores” >50 need apply.
PS further research needed.
I think most men would find they are only able to do one re search an hour !!
have done a risk assesment for sorness and hand/wrist damage
Did it show him hiding the decline?
I’m in just stocking and suspenders now….but I can’t find an MP.
Man or woman?
Anal?
This is so important after Tonys remarks today11111
soz – meant !!!!!! not the 1 things!!!!!!!
agh, british imperialism, don’t ya just luv it???
where’s the democracy now??
Oh, sorry, there’s never really been one – what we have is a sham, the least they can afford to give us and the most we will ever get
have you ever seen Obama and Tiger in the same place at any one time?Maybe they are both mixed race
Off topic, but it is the festive season.
Happy Christmas to all thermosceptics and wrap up well!
Here is a picture of Tiger Woods naked.
He is employed by Gillette to pose naked with their razors so that this image can be broadcast world-wide. (Like most men I know, I usually wear a Pringle sweater when I can be bothered to shave, but if Eldrick prefers to do it naked, it’s really a matter for him).
This is his occupation – part of his everyday routine.
But the advert is now outlawed.
Why is Schillings trying to deprive its own client of his livelihood? (And me of the useful reminders to buy new razor blades)?
Erm…make that “…was employed by Gillette…”
Yes, I believe Gillette have now signed a contract with SuBo.
I’m gonna take my gillette blades and razor back in protest – huh!!!
……..and me too
i rather liked the idea of one the “hostesses !” appologising for ruining his wifes life , perhaps mary whitehouse was right all along then , pecker pleasure outside of marriage/relationship . aint no pleasure at all in the end . the Lusts/busts of labour and the desires of democrats eh !!
CW notes how things have changed , an aqaintence who was due to get married to a nice girl was on a his useual friday night out with mates , looking cool getting pissed ,club and a curry , he was reasonable looking , as he stood at bar loverly girl came over in tight fitting number , giving cutie chat up askin which club he was off to , he knew he was on , told mates he had scored , told her he was single , went to club snogged her, she then went to toilet and never returned , he returned to his mates shrugged and carrried on getting pissed . Next day fiance turned up gave him both barrels of dissapointed chick rightous vengence , chucked photos of him with said girl . turned out she had hired a honey trap to ermm test him !!! engadgement over .
Same thing happened to my mate. He was at his fiancee’s house the night before the wedding. Half way through the evening, fiancee and rest of family announce they have to go out – leaving little sister behind. She’s dressed very provocatively and offer to take groom upstairs for a quickie. Groom rushes out the front door – only to find bride, her parents and brother standing on the lawn!!!!
Moral: Always remember to leave your condoms in the car.
Sometimes ya blog is shite, but when you get it good, you get it good.
There couldn’t be a better time for this to appear than now, with the McCanns in Portugal trying with all their legal might and money to stop the book about the Police investigation appearing in English in the UK.
Why are our media so craven in front of the McCann machine? Why do we never hear anything about what’s in the police files, about the crucial evidence held up by the UK Police, about Gordon Brown’s involvement in the early stages (when he was Chancellor with no possible justification for getting involved).
What super injunctions have been issued in the McCanns’ name? We know that for about a year the UK public were denied knowledge that Madeleine McCann had been made a ward of court or that public agencies had been instructed by a High Court judge to co-operate with her parents – even when they were arguidos (prime suspects) in the case.
they were the ones who left their children in the appartment – NOT ANYONE ELSE
helps to be middle class sometimes
Good questions. Something stinks.
Tiger tees up his balls.
I think Michelle may be marking his card from now on.
What a scrawny little runt Obama is…..and so “jumped up”
Dont think ESSO will be interested in him now , although could be some money in new topless bar called frosties “there great!” .
Com res gives conservatives 14% lead although 24% still say they will vote Labour , but what does Labour voter look like , weve had months of explanations why Labour are a mind bending disater and waste of time , I dont need convincing that they are evil crooks , so I wonder what the 24% must be thinking , the hard core of wonk marxists project are in so called safe seats , so as Darth Brown issues his bitter “you have all failed me for the last time” and tempts with a snap election , Ray collins says “comming ready or not ” , what are we to make of it .
On the one hand the far right seem to have stopped polishing bronze busts of dead facist militarists , and decided people want roads repaired , safer streets and keep having regular spurts of belief in democracy now that they have sussed marxist NWO control freakery . The conservatives have just about decided it will not be business as usual and the task of getting back to low tax is not going to be easy as all suffer under runinomics , the economy in some aspects of personal aspirations is badly damaged , social mobility is now somthing you get if your in Labour quango land and no one is quite sure how much of future pensions have been gambled . So many of the Blair era soundbites and union echos seem so hollow now , there is no socialist solution to the scale of the ruin , massive state has sunk in its own pool of waste. In the end as with all socialism it had to bring about conscription , ID cards (personal tax) , copenhagen (global governance tax) , tobin tax (living transaction tax) . ALL the guff about giving you state eurotopia , involves the state being able to tax anything you do and recording it , its a kind of electronic stasi that tells you your free so long as you comply , and you must comply as you can never be free from the states reach.
CW really hopes that when this is all over , some text books will be re written and the Blair/ruin will be some sort of fall of the socialist empire in high ed .
Its no so much as this disater is some sort of left over from the cold war , its that now they have had full rein , total controll , is still a massive fail , sending people into poverty and depression , corrupting democracy , and damaging the planet.
next week we have copehnagen wk2 , already draft agreement has trouble , yet real greenies (and not tax NWO fakers) have struggled to get some messages across , CW notes that equations, caluclations and risk analysis are of little use if you miss somthing that is of vital importance , man made global warming is having some questions asked , but taxing carbon bears no relation to , the carbon cycle as it only adress the burning , the forests do not benefit form tax (urban economies and government do) , they only benfit from clean water and very limited resource exploitation. The main fresh water rivers proivde food if clean , but nothing being said about third world industialisation (govt funded) killing rivers , or cheap workers enjoying poor urban sanitation . The fact you can close a steel plant in teeside and make £90mn out carbon credits indicates for corporatists coiffers , is the wonkness of making the rich poor for equality run by a wealthy marxist elite .
900 people are rioting for NWO taxation run by marxist crooks , what a let down to get home and still find them polluting and using damaging agriculture in secret for tax !
Insightful summary, especially agree that ID Cards are primarily for personal taxation; I have always argued this. The day ID Cards are scrapped on cost grounds would signal the start of the most desperate phase of the Nu Labour scam yet, as it would indicate that we are now so bankrupt as to be unable to afford to generate the new regime necessary to squeeze blood out of the stone to pay for the banking disaster. Of course, whatever announcement on ID Cards, the cards themselves are dispensible in the grand scheme of things, as long as the NIR database is retained.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6954609.ece
The “polls” are all over the place but if Gordon want’s to believe YouGov then ….Go on Gordon go for it and make 60 million people very very happy
Trying to ban anything with the internet here just makes the star look stupid and the law firm out of touch and just taking the guys money for nothing.
Too late mate ! if they could power a space ship with bad news we could reach the stars hohoho!!
Oh I forgot my wife has said if I buy any more Gillette razors she will assume Im having an affair and move to Sweden……..thanks Tiger!
It seems like good olde Tiger has had more tarts than Mr.Kipling.
Were any of these birds colourds? Were they all blonde,chubby,bimbos?
Why have none of these young,well sort of young ladies,been Afro Carribean
or of mixed race like the man himself?
Since when has Tiger Woods been Afro-Caribbean, fuckwit?
Think I’ll take up golf. That’s clearly where the action is.
Get Tiger into perspective, he’s just a randy golfer.
How much is that Max cliff turd getting to talk the guy up on TV?
The advertising sponsorship deal with Gillette remains on a razor blade’s edge, so I hear, but the one with Nike remains sure footed.
Didn’t the gruesome Balls couple obtain one of these injunctions to stop details of their expenses getting into the public domain?
They’re creepy and they’re kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They’re all together ooky,
The Ballses Family.
Harsh !! But absolutely right on fair.
Reuters loves it.
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE5BA31F20091211
Well the world’ best news agency (now Canadian owned) got that wrong didn’t it, the evil injunction covers England and Wales only.
They bite
They injunct
They make an awful fuss
It’s no use stroking them and saying “pussy pussy puss”
Oh
Grunting Tigers out in Indiana
Out in, out in, out in Indiana (yuh).
HULLO!!!
Introducing General de Gaulle on accordion. Really wild, General!
Majority of the great and good in Parliament are lawyers so no surprise that they create work for their own profession…..
That such a blanket order can be granted is absolutely frightening. And banning pictures of ‘any naked part’ of his body presumably includes photos showing his face? I take a fairly keen interest in current affairs and politics, but I wasn’t aware of just how evil a super injunction could be.
BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS!
The Prime Mentalist becomes the first Prime Minister to ……………..
wait for it ………………
stay overnight in the air base at Kandahar. Now let me see. He goes unannounced so no one knows he’s there (apart from his staff and Karzi) and this is reported as a big deal, why?
No 5 star hotel for the Prime Mentalist he sleeps in the same shity conditions that he makes our HEROES stay in month after month, year after year, and somehow because he stays overnight (surrounded by an army), unannounced to the rest of the world, this is somehow worthy of mention. Nobel Peace prize for a prize numpty in the offing perhaps? Well he’s as worthy of it as Obamarama.
Sky News were fucking comparing the fat c.unt’s so called bravery to that of Churchill by virtue of the fact that he slept in a warzone overnight. GRRRRR!
Now c’mon…. give Brown his due………It takes real courage to stay overnight in the midst of a highly trained,armed group of professionals who hate your guts
did he stay in the Pink Corner?
nah, he wazza in da green room getting free cups a tea
Truly the Audie Murphy of the rear echelon.
Let’s hope Alchy Ada gets her shit together then.
Kandahar is luxurious cimpared to Helmand FOB’s. And it’s American controlled. Why did the fuckwit not go to Bastion? British bases not safe enough? Why would that be then?.
“…………British bases not safe enough? Why would that be then?…..”
They had a vote and decided that they didn’t want him ??
If Kandahar is a Yank camp then gordon will be getting 5 star Hotel Service and is probably safer thgere than Downing Street. I see Dave Spent his time with the British troops last weekend
I’m very disappointed with the servicemen and women. All that weaponry and not one of them thought to shoot the bastard!
Don’t they get issued with blanks any time McRuin shows his snotty gurning face ?
I am getting increasingly concerned about Brown’s ever more frequent and unnecessary trips to Afghanistan for photo opportunities, and the amount of CO2 these trips are generating.
Only last week he was lecturing the world on the dangers of CO2 and was handing over billions to other countries to help them fight global warming.
Hasn’t anybody told him about video conferencing, internet video and chat facilities, or even email if he wants to say hello to Karzai or a few British soldiers and generals?
BBC ecstatically spinning that Brown is the first PM since CHURCHILL(we’ll just repeat that …CHURCHILL) to spend the night in a warzone!!!
They continue rather breathlessly that he wished to see-IN SOME SMALL WAY the hardships our troops undergo……………………..what they actually mean is that as usual Brown is using our armed services for electioneering purposes(expect footage of “BRAVE” BROWN AT THE FRONT in forthcoming Labour party political broadcasts)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A VC with Bar for the first soldier to blow Brown’s brains out AND send the press a photo – no super injunction there,my boy,more like SUPER DOOPER HURRAH BROWN IS DEAD!
Did he really sleep under canvas with his braces over his pyjamas? (rumour I’ve just heard).
‘You can ring ma bell, ‘ell ‘ell, ring ma bell’
Ding Dong!
Oooh Mater!
Is Tiger’s middle name really “Tont”?
Eldrick Tont
Perhaps El Dick Tonto would be more apt
I can’t remember if I slept with Tiger, but maybe it was that Thursday afternoon when tea was off.
OT but I see in the Mail that Squeaker Bercow wants to take a safe seat so that he cannot be unseated by Nigel Farage. The greedy grubby little fecker, I hope his missus has given him a dose of the pox.
Also see his “missus” been adopted as Labour candidate to fight next election too prompting calls for the Buckingham Association to de-select him as his “office” is now politically compromised. Could it be that Bercow will go down in the history books as the first Speaker to lose an election with Toriy Voters lining up to support Farage at the election ?
He wants to create an entirely new seat within the boundaries of parliament so only MPs can vote for him. The berk.
Just seen Ed Balls on the BBC Marr show right. Jeez, he’s useless. Rambling, incoherent, pushy and clearly dishonest. The term shifty The more airtime Balls gets, the more votes Labour lose.
Looking forward to the next election when the spiv Balls has his own ‘Portillo’ moment.
It speaks volumes that this pillock is Brown’s right hand man.
Typo- I meant to write :
‘Just seen Ed Balls on the BBC Marr show right. Jeez, he’s useless. Rambling, incoherent, pushy and clearly dishonest. To describe him as a shifty bastard is an understatement. The more airtime Balls gets, the more votes Labour lose.’
The thought of balls stopping people working with kids when he looks like the creepiest peado on the planet is so nu-labia.
What an odious little shit he really is, I hope I see his “Portillo” moment.
Watched it while in the gym,laughing out loud so much the woman next to me (had a nice arse actually,Tiger) must have thought I was bonkers.
Nazi Balls really is a very odd git – I am sure there is a wire in his head that has become disconnected – he speaks and then has to stop while his brain catches up.
If he EVER got the PM or Chancellor role,he would be demolished within seconds – by himself.
As for shifty – there is no person so repugnant – you really can see him in the death camps explaining to a group of Jews that it really IS a shower and to hurry along cos he has other more important things to do.
Yes, one of New Labour’s nastier little spuds.
Balls is one of the most repugnant of this generation of Numarxist politicians, though he has some stiff competition.
Though I don’t know what he is like face to face, on TV and in the commons he comes across as arrogant and nasty, with a school bully persona and a smug shit-eating grin.
No amount of coaching by smoothie media spinmiesters will change him; and he and his type, and their complete disconnect with the lives of ordinary people, is a major reason why the public are deserting Zanulabour in droves…
Would you buy a second hand car from that man?
His boywife?
Balls has just GOT to be related to Adolf Hitler (he only had one) – is this why he refuses to appear on;
“Who Do You Think You Are?”
And the boy wonder Cooper – there’s got to be a “Braun” there somewhere,and I don’t mean the shaver.
One of the worst, no laughable character flaws
about Balls is that he thinks he can play football.
He shouts a name on the pitch hits a hopeful heave
upfield and absolves himself of personal responsibility.
It ends up on the roof of a bungalow.
You guys seem to have got my number.
The true cost of the Jonah sneaking in through the back door and signing Lisbon. This of course has been happening for some time but the Lisbon signature is now sounding the death nell. Meanwhile spansih fishermen continue to haul fish with sight of our coastline and all perfectly legally.
“Town’s last fisherman driven out of business by EU rules”
There were once so many fishing boats in Great Yarmouth that locals claimed you could walk across the harbour over the decks of the fleet. But now, after years of decline prompted by European Union quotas and environmental concerns over fish stocks, the town’s last full-time fisherman has announced he is quitting the industry.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/6796366/Towns-last-fisherman-driven-out-of-business-by-EU-rules.html
‘Sliding down the razor blade of life…’
Tiger’s Gillette razor blades?
224 – The ignoramus couldn’t string a sentence together could he? Unless of course he has a speech impediment – to match his brain impediment, oh wait he’s a brainless twat.
Look – you’re talking about the next Labour leader and Prime Minister you know. Once Gordon has lead the party to a resounding fourth victory in March Ed will be made Chancellor and then after Gordon has presided at the Olympics in 2012(to the plaudits of the World’s Media)he will step down and support Ed for Prime Minister.
What’s the odd impediment between friends – after all there’s only another 60 million Brits to choose from.
What’s wrong with NOT being able to write,spell,speak,think,calculate,tell the truth,represent your nation,inspire a nation,lead people to greater things,have a vision,take people with you and just generally be able to speak normally with those around you – after all,it’s only the job of PRIME Minister!
Brown and Balls – same letter of the alphabet,same fate – ELECTION DEATH.
Stop! You’re getting me all excited!
I wonder if Gorgon will be repaying the cost of his wife’s phone calls witout being asked?
“I’m repaying the cost of the telephone calls because it’s the right thing to do. Nobody asked me to. I did it myself.”
Just for reference, I haven’t slept with Tiger Woods.
Hmmmm……have you told him where he can find you ma’am??
ma’am? Harriet?
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Whats the difference between Tiger woods and Gordon Brown?
One pitches to get out of a bunker while the other pitches to stay in.
Global warming is recent?
So why was there no ice at the North Pole in 1958 and 1959?
http://wattsupwiththat.com/2009/04/26/ice-at-the-north-pole-in-1958-not-so-thick/
You are a climate change denier. You will be awoken at 2am by an armed and masked squad from the newly formed EU Klimate StormenTroopenpolitzie and escorted to Camp 1057/01 for “re-education”
Your family will be billed for your costs, unless of course, our re-education programme should have a negative outcome and your stay has to be “terminated”.
I did not sleep with Gordon Brown nor Tiger Woods
I can verify that Claim. Sarah maybe Gordon’s beard but it is me she loves.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1235462/Solved-The-mystery-Browns-midnight-phone-calls-Canterbury-Archbishop.html
I very much regret having cheated on Bernard Mathews and will be having a hiatus from professional basting
Thank you all
Did we meet on the circle line Mr Baster?
I was probably very drunk with legs akimbo
Go for it, Guido!
I’ve had them both
Justice Eady granted the injunction, there’s a surprise!
Has the world noit been warming since the ice age?
Yes, I think you are right.
Sorry that was a posh moment “noit” should have read not.
Since he is an English judge in England and Wales does that mean that his sooper dooper injunkshions don’t apply in Scotland. Does that mean I can publish an English translation of Amaral’s book on my website and piccies of the naked Eldrick (should that be BallDick) as well?
Well, I’m not encouraging piracy but torrents of “A.Verdade.da.Mentira.(The Truth of.Lie)” are ‘out there’…
Schillings’s communication is crap.
1. They mention only photos taken by “X” & “Y”, but some may have been taken by “Z”.
2. Someone really ought to know that parentheses come in pairs. [Unlike Mr Woods who apparently has come in many more.]
‘parentheses come in pairs’
(I’ll take two then )
The courts in this country are a sick joke and worth nothing but utter contempt.
It has been my personal experience that wives and mothers in the family court can ignore court orders completely which seriously affect the lives of children and their fathers. The courts are not interested and do not even make the slightest attempt to enforce their orders.
The only thing that would stop me from breaking this particular court order, (were I in a position to do so) is human decency, which quality appears to be have been severely lacking in this episode.
The Courts cannot have it both ways; either all orders are defended by the full power and dignity of the court, or none are.
Were I in a position to break a court order and were it in my power and interest to do so, I would do it without hesitation.
The Law Lords have only themselves to blame; the contempt of the public for the Court system has been strenuously earned by a crooked and corrupt upper house and a court system which wields justice in an arbitrary fashion which pays far more attention to the wealth of the parties concerned than it does to law and public interest.
Never has their been such a gulf between law and justice.
While in London last Thursday,I walked along Fleet St and thought I would pop in to the Law Courts.
I ended up in the No 4 court – with the Lord Chief Justice of England & Wales presiding himself as that is evidently his own court.
Amazingly he is actually called Igor Judge and Baron Judge and so is known as Lord Judge – surely Mandelson has already nabbed that particular title already for himself?
As my wife said,when he was simply a Judge,was he called Judge Judge? Or was it Baron Judge Judge or Judge Baron Judge,or even Judge Judge Baron (Cohen?).
Sitting there for 90 minutes showed me very clearly how out of date this system is.
Like entering an 18th century costume drama – they are literally in another world.
can you just walk into a court and watch a case then? I might have found a new hobby
Be nice to the ushers and they start saving you seats!
Er no,I forgot to mention,I was sitting in the dock on a quadruple murder attempt charge;
Gordon Brown
Harriet Spunkperson
Nazi Balls
Jack Fuckhead Straw
Judge Judge or whatever he is gave me a Distinguished Service Cross with ten free passes to their Bar.
Yes,seriously you can – just watch out for the sirport style metal/baggage detectors.
Bloody fascinating – I was going to shout out to Judge Judge “Ere Judge,is this where they will be prosecuting Brown and Balir next year?”,but he fixed me with a SUPER hard stare at one point and I had to go and change my trousers.
Difficult to judge, really.
Stop Press!!!!! Cherie’s had 4 immaculate conceptions!!!! Tony’s only ever slept with a bible.
Georgie is making PROPA promises on the beeb right now.
Exclusive photo of Tiger in nude group shot
Bobaintbustinagut on the Politics show now. According to him we are living in “uncertain times”. Talking about trident.
Tiger has a small willy which is surprising considering the stereotypical jokes usually made.
“ They Deserve to be ejected into orbit”
- Boris, talking about the Labour party, on the Marr show this morning. Brilliant!
Tiger didn’t want to marr his reputation.
A BBC News Headline reads, “Palace denies William taking on duties of Queen”. Too right…
…nobody will replace Freddie Mercury for me.
He’s gone back in the closet for good.
That’s why Queen re-formed under the name,
‘Right fred’s dead’
CW gives Boris this weeks best andrew marr performance he manged to insert “nasty” into leftest !! and ta tdaa got marr to admit to Loretto . Ed balls tried to make the case that were not going to say that we now think everyone is a peadophile as some how being better !! but totally evaded treasury questions
Ruin in Afghanistan , surprise visit , so ime not tony blair who is the war criminal !! Teflon tone does surprise pre chilcot interview robust place in history you wouldnt think he presided over ruinomics , thanks for the debt tony , was the ruin really the greatest chancellor of all time??
How is it that St. Tone needs so many heavys to look after him? I’d have thought his god would’ve done that.
Global Warming nutjobs freeze their balls off in Copenhagen.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8410414.stm
But if you put your personal copy of the super injunction on Wikileaks, won’t the Dear Mr fawkes give the game away?
He’ll just ask the nearest MP for one of those redactable felt-tips
Gillette have squandered a golden advertising opportunity.
“Be like Tiger, get more holes in one with Gillette.”
How come Tiger goes for White trash?
Once you’ve had white, you think the rest are shite.
‘He is lovely. It’s just the beatings I dont need’
And yet, meanwhile, we are all sliding to hell faster and faster. Mr Darling has just kicked our fragile economic recovery so hard that it will falter and go into reverse. And Brown, well… The Weekender. Brown dishonours everything he touches, we find out how much a place on the Privy Councils costs and we see the end to the recovery, thanks to the Darling of the accounts
Black pussy tastes rancid that’s why.
Then put it to the side of the plate and eat your veg.
How would you know , you fucking fruit?
Thought you preferred Tongan rug, you fat useless tart.
You were lovely, but a bit rancid my tastes.
Nigel Griffiths, an MP caught on camera with his trousers down in his office with a woman in only her stockings and suspenders
Who was the snapper? Third party or self portrait?
Nobody seemed to know about who took the photo. Him. Her. Or someone else. Any of those answers is tacky and horrible.
Brown took them because he was told it was the money shot and wanted to ensure he got some of the money.
But then he wished them a really good time and… eh… well, we know what power rests in Brown’s hands, don’t we?
He (Nigel Griffiths) took them, dozens of them according to the NOW. His excuse is that he was as pissed as a handcart, looking at the photo of his wife I reckon he was a tad frustrated.
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/241973/MP-Nigel-Griffiths-Bid-to-silence-News-of-the-World-over-House-of-Commons-office-sex-revelations-rejected.html
Ooh even the journo’s are at it.My mate caught a press waller licking out some girl in the press cafeteria.
Having read the comments and suggestions book myself I know the food aint THAT good.
Was this Sunday brunch or the whole roast he was having?
Twas a KFC meal – finger lickin’ good.
It was a taco – with cheese sauce.
Badly packed kebab?
The Parliamentary Standards Commission looked into the Nigel Griffiths affair and saw no grounds for action.
Read the article, (link above), and see if you can agree.
Every single person on the Parliamentary Standards committee needs to be kicked off it in disgrace. The committee is itself responsible for the removal of all standards and the destruction of Parliament’s reputation.
Dissolve the committee.
In acid
Do I look a cnut in this?.
You look like a CUNΤ in anything dear.
And This
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00659/1312brownafghan1_659122a.jpg
Hilarious!
A Suit
A white shirt
A Green Helicopter Hat
A blue flak jacket (hopefully with the material taken out and replaced with rolled up copies of Brown’s condolence letters).
At least can we get a PM to LOOK half decent and with just a grain of gravitas!
The BBC announced that when he stayed overnight he had to share toilets with others. I bet they had to put a lock on them to keep him from ‘cottaging’.
Dirty rat – they’ve been busy filling in the glory holes in the toilet walls ever since…
pity the poor fucker who gets that room next eh? better its hit by a mortar for all concerned.
Looks a complete сunt. ✔
Looks like Ram Man.✔
Can we test the strength of the hat that shit for brains is wearing – perhaps by using an axe – you hold him down I will cut his grotty head off at the neck and then we drop the head from the top of the other prick’s bell tower,preferably on Ball’s Nazi head.
Nothing like a scientific experiment eh?
Fuck the science, as long as it works.
And that outfit is just to protect him from the BRITISH soldiers…..
Hey, Brown – you piece of dog excrement – we are going to blow your political life to pieces – bring it on you utter Hunt.
Name the day you fraudster and we shall annihilate you – wipe you and your thugs off the political map forever.
Brown – the greatest coward the world has ever known.
Camerhoon also had a copper to protect him from soldiers
Easy to spot, he is the one with the best kit
He probably bought his own from Silvermans. You know. The place Brown and Ainsworth want our troops to buy their own kit from?
Makes a good ‘ shot ‘for the crosshairs Guido
If Gordon Brown made a meat pie, it would be full of sinew and gristle, it would have thick Ed Balls semen salty crust on top, with Yvette Copper plaster of paris pastry flowers – a total fucking disaster whether or not you like meat pies
“Gordon Brown: I’m backing Stacey Solomon”
Gordon Brown has revealed that he and his family are backing Stacey Solomon to win The X Factor.
http://www.thejc.com/news/uk-news/22187/gordon-brown-im-backing-stacey-solomon
Im fucking doomed
And she was, poor girl. The odious Olly Murrrrrs won yesterday.
You’re not the real Stacey Solomon, I am. OMG, OMG, OMG, I just posted for the first time on a blog. All this fame’s going to me head. OMG.
Talking of head…..
Hiya Stac
Do ya wanna borra me swing levver coat
Luv ya
Bye X X
What is the point commentating on something as laughable as the Parliamentary Standards Committee? There are no standards. The whole lot need to be cleared out. Change will only arrive when it suits the scum who fleece the country and dwell in something pathetic known as “Parliament.”
On the subject of dress, yes, this remains important. The illusion of tradition it is designed to provoke, with old fraudsters wearing hilarious wigs and tottering around in long frocks, invites identification with something that is, apparently “inherently British.” Alas people seem to fall for this. I watched, with mounting amazement, Saxe-Coburg Gotha, a trougher without peer, makes some kind of speech about parliament/policy. To say it was idiotic would be to underplay the pathetic, awful and embarrasing spectacle. The most disappointing thing of all is that the British continue to fall for this.
Still think you are living in a democracy?
In the case I briefly saw,the prosecution and defence both admitted they had been unable to get the media software working on their laptops during the lunch break to understand what had been said re some taped evidence.
Our Learned Judge said that while he would not ask for it to be transcribed by 4pm (this was Thursday 2pm),he would ask that it be translated by…..(relatives crane their necks forward in anticipation that he will say Friday morning) next Wednesday (cue relatives literally gasping with frustration).
So with Tiger Woods running riot around the white trash of the US,can we expect some amazing golfers to pop up in about 20 years time?
Imagine,there could be a whole British Open Tournament in about 2030 with hundreds of these lookalikes teeing off one after the other – better lock up your daughter’s daughters………
This is a nightmare for poor Cheetah.
I was exposed to a photo of him topless with a dangerous implement……
…. naw, a four-blade razor …..
Surely his sponsors are now in breach of the injunction?
This is terrible, the whole foundation of our consumer society is now under threat.
I can’t go on, I’m a nervous wreak. My golf game will never recover.
http://www.examiner.com/x-15870-Populist-Examiner~y2009m12d9-Is-Tiger-Woods-finished
Did anyone notice there are no less than 4 references on this letter – four lawyers at a average of £400 per hour to write this incomprehensible garbage – they saw Tiger the cash cow comming.
We saw him coming alright…..
racist
Guido, is that photo of the PM in afghanistan with the troops for real – looks photoshopped to me. Worth an investigation? Can’t believe any of our troops would stand with the Jonah, not worth their lives (literally!)
I have got to say that when you zoom in, the bloke on his right has his left foot in a very strange position and it would be touching Broon’s fight foot. Who the fuck would want to do that!
Where is Fawkes?Come in,Fawkes,over.
He’s been Super injuncted.
By his missus.
Joke Joke Joke,bring em on Dave
Alright – just the one for the moment;
A Policeman pulls a blonde in a sports car over for speeding and is trying to explain to her what and where her driver’s license might be. After she eventually gives him her driver’s license, he asks for registration.
Getting another blank blonde look from her, he explains, “It’s that little piece of paper you get with your car and you keep it in the glove compartment.”
“Ah,” she says as she bends over to get it. While she is looking through the glove compartment, the officer unzips his pants and pulls his member out.
Excited that she had found her registration, she turns around and looks up. A look of dismay crosses her face and she says, “Oh, no! Not another breathalizer test!”
Heh dickhead – you forgot your normal “spastic” mention.
Takes one to know one,eh?
Hello mum, I’ve finally made it to pseuds corner….
Jesus titty fucking christ Jimmy why do you do it?
You are like ‘Disgusted from orpington’ who writes too the BBC saying,
‘I had to stay up till 3 in the morning so I could see the filthy film and get all disgusted’
Kachanga!!!!
We can cut and paste our own jokes now you сunt.
No fucking cigar.
http://www.comedy-zone.net/
This year some prostitutes are offering free sex to anyone attending the UN Global Warming summit. Although if you do sleep with a prostitute at the Global warming summit just remember to cap your emissions.
I reckon I’ll follow Dave Cameron’s example and become a stand up comedian
I always remember my mother’s funeral. As they were carrying out the coffin they accidentally bumped into a wall, which was followed by a knocking sound. They opened the coffin and found that she was still alive. She lived for another 10 years.
I also remember the looks my father got at her second funeral after he demanded the pallbearers “Watch out for the fucking wall this time!”
Justice Eades? might have known – is he paid by Schillings?
According to most of the women who felt the force of Tigers wood, he didn’t even buy them a dinner or fuck all else, the Shylock.
Who can blame them for coming out like gays at a BBC wankfest, and making some belated dosh?
I want to make it quite clear, I am not a CIA agent.
So having seen the order can I now ring that mobile number for Simon and ask him if it is alright for me to view any naked parts of Tiger Woods. Do you think they do reverse charges????
So in effect Tiger and his team has made it illegal to show images that have naked parts of him. Like all those adverts. Hummm might be a bit of an own goal that one.
How come (cum) neither the dead tree press or the blogosphere reported on TWs liaisions until now? It has been going on for some little while.
The cover up is reminiscent of that with JF Kennedy’s affairs. Or has one “super injunction” just expired & the truth can now be told?