Guido isn’t sure what Labour MP Kevin Barron was expecting when he agreed to go on Sky News last night – the day details of MPs’ expenses were released. Beforehand in the green room he was lamenting to former LibDem MP Richard Allen that the expenses gravy train had come to an end. Once in front of the cameras he tried to make out he was some kind of reformer. Guido wasn’t having that:
After this on screen exchange he called Guido a rude word. How hurtful…
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Guido chuckled at the following exchange he had with a Tory insider:
Tory: “What’s Labour’s position on the Syria crisis?”
GF: “They say you should be talking to Russia.”
Tory: “Labour have been saying that since 1945.”
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
Have you heard about that new invention Guido?
A gym ~ you might want to join one…
have you ever heard about an organ called the brain?
you might want to use one sometime you cripple.
unbelievable innit, after all the lecturing from new labour about equal rights and not discriminating against people and yet and yet here we have a new labour troll attacking somebody on the basis of their body weight.
fucking unbelievable innit.
what a shower of bullshitting c’unts this new labour war party is made up of.
what unworthy hypocrites.
won’t be long until these c’utns are kicked out of office.
good.
Hear hear. Qui Bono = Labour wankstain
Guido must have a very special mirror.
Guido has a great face (and neck!) for radio.
Qui Bono wanker = Now a quire knob
You nailed him Guido. Barron was humilated, with people like him in parliament it’s time for an election and a new government. He couldn’t represent a cucumber, yet alone a parliamentary constituency.
This halfwit is my MP. At the moment he is sat on a 10K plus majority, in a constituency that has remained Labour for almost a century. But the times they are a changing. In March Barron will be out of office. Those who can be bothered to vote in Rother Valley will switch their support to the BNP and an independent socialist candidate running an anti Barron/ anti corruption ticket. UKIP will win by a few hundred votes.
Not at all, something of a well-wisher in fact, who knows that TV is a visual medium, most certainly not a socialist more an Austrian-economist come libertarian if you want to categorise
Qui Bono
“more of an Austrian-economist ”
mmm was’nt there a little Austrian first world war sargeant, also a hater of people who was not like his perceived model of humanity also ranting like a lunatic……. yes you are a ‘ gebruik’te poes lappe’ you horrid bleeding twat
Alex Taylor, look up Austrian economist before exposing your ignorance for the world to see, incidentally Hitler never rose above the rank of Corporal in WW1. And kindly spare me the ‘keyboard warrior’ insults you’d never make to may face.
Again, not a socialist in any sense.
Yes Qui Bono, we should be careful labelling people thoughtlessly. Kevin Barron was sent to Parliament as a Socialist to look after the interests of his Constituents, many of who know what hardship really is. However, once there he thrust his hypocritical snout straight into the trough along with the rest. Not so much Socialist as ‘Robber Barron’.
Fat people, bald people and other minorities are fair game if they are Tories. We regularly commit hate crimes and discriminate against upper class and wealthy people. Why do you think we haven’t legislated against class and wealth discrimination?
Just got my survey from Politics Home. Second question:
Who do you think is the most elitist and out of touch?
Boris Johnson
David Cameron
Don’t know
WTF????
a thoroughly well balanced question
Check you Spam box – sure this did not cone from Nigeria??
Most labourites are just spineless cowards who hate losing. They are pathetic socially inept creatures. I just heard Brown (who I’m convinced is on medication) call Sarkozy his “best friend” – yes, he actually used the word ‘best’! He sounded like a teenager trying to get a point across not a prime minister. It beggars belief that this man is in power.
The reason I think Mr Nasty (Brown) is on medication is because his speech has become slower and slightly slurred; in the words of today’s youth – he sounds very chilled. He’s definitely on something – and I wonder whether it’s valium or some other tranquiliser.
Seen how he’s walking these days? Just gliiiiiiiiiiiiding along – the man is fucking *iced*.
He’s smiling, he’s happy, everybody loves him and he saved the world, he’s Gordon, and Gordon’s great – that man’s head is so pumped with artificially boosted neurotransmitters that I’m suprised he’s not spraying strings of serotonin from his eyes as he dances along.
Fucking A1 bang-to-rights, certified raving nutjob. In a sane country he’d be dragged into the gutter and humanely destroyed.
Wait until the side-effects of the Seroxat start to surface…
Sarah better mind the kids… entire families have been slaughtered on a Seroxat come down.
Shame his face, like a melting candle, is dripping into his neck.
Is there a dealer down in Canterbury – perhaps he was setting up a standing order/direct debit with the bloke over the phone last Xmas Eve and they spent so long on the phone because he simply kept misreading his name on his credit card;
G Fraudster , no sorry , G Liar , no sorry G Gurner … oh sod it – just send it to me,you know who I am.
Brown is the Saint to Sarkozy’s (formerly Obama’s) Greavesie, right down to the forced sycophantic laughter at his jokes.
Brown- dead man walking.
Soon every ++++ er in the Country will be on Valium.
Just when you think you knew all the text abrieviations possible, then there’s these:
(_!_) arse ( Cameron)
(__!__) fat arse (Prescot)
(!) tight arse (Nadine)
(_*_) sore arse (Mrs Dale)
(_o_) well used arse ( Lord Manhandler easy one that)
(_e=mc2_) smart arse (Definately not Gordo)
(_x_) kiss my arse! ( Any Govt Ministers)
(_?_) bisexual arse (Rather not say)
(_£_) Average MPs arse
All of message but I thought them worth a giggle. Oh and while Im at it this Govt isn’t worth a fig..
My adoration of Nadine is entirely intellectual.
yes frank: you want to fuck her brains out.
Being prostatally challanged I’m above and beyond that sort of thing.
You forgot my arse though….
( always lubed and ready )
Ha Ha Ha thanks Baiter you made my day .. funny as fcuk
If Brown is not on medication, then he should be.
well we can only hope that he, not only is an unelected prime minister but he
will be a stroked unelected prime minister, and l do mean fatally stroked. The moron has many of our country’s men and women’s blood on his hands
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Why is Snotgobbler writing on this blog? Or is it his 4am child who has found Gordon’s laptop and having a go again?
Gordon’s fallen asleep at the keyboard again, and his face is writing gibberish. Still, that’s how Darling wrote the PBR, so desperate was he to hide the horrible mess the country’s finances are in.
They’re planning to write next year’s budget speech much the same way. If that is successful the Labour party manifesto will be handwritten in a mixture of crayon and dribble by Gordon Brown on the back of one of his rejected expenses forms. The next time Labour breaks a manifesto commitment they’ll just claim we had misinterpreted The Great Leader’s scribble or some such. Twisted genius, really.
You are getting better at this Telly thing Guido. Perhaps just a little more homework would help. But you are now controlling your nerves enough to think of good replies and questions.
I would have asked him why his Parliamentary allowance was NOT enough to cover his visits to London. Travelodge £29 a night and sometimes £19 for advance bookings.
thought i was watching Dickie Davis – especially when you got on to home ground and football.
Well done for ‘highlighting’ – they still don’t fucking get it.
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Barron owned!
Fuck off Quim Bonehead!
Voted a mixture of for and against a transparent Parliament
http://www.theyworkforyou.com/mp/kevin_barron/rother_valley
Guido, you should have asked him about the expensive cameras and extra lens to fit, SD cards and photopaper bought just before he went to New Zealand on a fact finding mission on binge drinking. WTF.
It so happens our Kevin has relatives out there so he stayed on a while longer.
Why he should want to go to New Zealand is a mystery as Maltby is a major centre of the binge drinking culture in this country.
Office expenses need to be looked into more closely, cameras, laptops bought almost every year. What happens to these items when an MP finally leaves office?
Bri,
Obviously the aforementioned items are either passed on to the new incumbant or returned to the fees office. It’s an outrage that you suggest otherwise.
Hon. Member.
As it was going up his back passage, all you could hear were screams of WEE! WEE! WEEEEE!!
A partisan arsehole is, unfortunately, still an arsehole.
Guido at least breathes free air because his head is not buried in the fundaments of those you so love.
Keith Barron 10 Guido 0. Barron came across as a decent bloke.
Eh????? To me he sounds like someone with his back against the wall…
@182. WTF? Have you been raiding Uncle Gord’s bathroom cabinet? Barron came over as he is: a hypocritical totalitarian troughing wankstain scuttling for cover now the cavalry’s arrived.
http://rothervalley.wordpress.com/
Go and read the above blogger who keeps trying to get our Kevin to answer questions about his expenses and then come back and see if you think the same.
More like Guido 9 Barron 4. Clearly Barron and his fellow members still do not get it.
I suppose Prescott just carries a little puppy fat? Now I would like to see him doing a heavy (sic!) workout in the gym (with Mandy I suppose it would be a heavy workout in the Jim: which I would NOT wish to see). With luck, Prezza would then have the Mother of all heart attacks – come to think of it, perhaps he could invite GB along with him. {Not Great Britain of course – that’s already in the throws of a terminal collapse – thanks, of course, to the NuLab.}
Mr Bonio, you are a dog’s dinner and I claim my £5.00.
Gym? What’s a gym?
Good work. Keep it up!
Yeah Guido, great last line as well – nice one!
Beware……They coom slippery oop North! You did good Guido!
No you did not, definitely lost that one Guido.
Dave Crudmon, did you have a liebour lobotomy and do you share Gordon Brown’s DNA: ie. one eye and a collection of fish neurons for a brain?
Did you actually take your withered hand off your shriveled, prawn-like cock and actually watch the video? Did you watch it with your one, myopic eye and your fishy brain interpolating the raster scan?
‘Tard.
Fuck off back to the bunker, you slithering piece of excrement. You and your abysmal consortium of scum are history.
Codswallop, Labour Troll. Guido walked all over Kevin. Who STILL don’t seem to understand what’s happening, despite his claims that he did,
Please add my voice to the chorus of admiration, Guido.
(Glad to see you’ve taken the sartorial advice, given up the T-shirts and worn a jacket. A tie would aid the gravitas further, but that may be too much to ask.)
Go for the tax angle.
All this cash they are paying back was an interest free loan.
Make them pay interest or tax
I like it
It cost 1million to investigate their exes.
Bill them all pro rata.
‘ Bill them pro rata ‘
fcuk it, whip them pro rata
Was the word “fat”?
was the word………”chump?”
The word was “Tory”
After hearing a couple’s complaints that their intimate life wasn’t what it used to be, the sex counsellor suggested that they vary their positions.
For example, he suggested, you might try the wheelbarrow. Lift her legs from behind and off you go.
The eager husband was all for trying this new idea as soon as they got home.
“Well, okay”, the hesitant wife agreed, “but on two conditions – First, if it hurts, you will stop right away. And second, “she continued, “you have to promise we won’t go past my mother’s house”.
They STILL don’t get it!
They STILL don’t get it, what is wrong with these people?
They get it perfectly, but they don’t care because they know the worst that will happen is that a few of us will gripe about it on blogs like this one, in the comments section of newspaper websites and such like.
How many unscrupulous sociopaths do you know that give a fuck if some of “the little people” that they despise speak ill of them – the large sums of cash more than make up for it in their eyes.
Until we do far more than just moan and groan and gnash our teeth, this will continue to happen. But what else can we do that doesn’t involve getting banged up and having your name put on the kind of list most of us would sooner avoid? You’re not allowed to demonstrate anywhere near parliament any more, you have to get the police’s permission to demonstrate anywhere, and most people can’t be assed to get involved in such things anyway.
They’ve divided more than enough in order to rule, so anyone who sticks their head above the pulpit will probably be on their own. I expect it to all get far worse over the next decade or two as the authoritarianism we’ve seen increase over the last couple of decades really starts to get legs, and a change of ruling party won’t make an ounce of difference.
”But what else can we do that doesn’t involve getting banged up and having your name put on the kind of list most of us would sooner avoid?”
If it’s one thing the Islamists deserve credit for it is the successful on their behalf re emergence of martyrdom to strike fear into the hearts of their enemy.
All you need is one martyr to make an example out of one/lot of MP’s and the fear will paralyse them to give into any concession.
The only thing they hold most precious is their own lives and they are secure in that fact so everything else is mere trivia, so you need to devalue the certainty of them keeping it and then you will see results.
Love watching them squirm. How on earth can MP’s bring in systems for jailing benefit fraudster yet, stand in the Commons and in front of TV cameras speaking with such false anger about these fraudsters when they have milked the system so much, for so long with such greed to such levels?
The more I see of MPs the more I like flatworms.
And the dogs that have them.
Don’t worry. I’m sure you’ll be better prepared next time.
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still suffering from depression, eh jimmy the nobody?
oh and Guido, I think the words for the day should be: LUXURY ITEMS.
could an MP, any MP, show top boy where it says in the Green Book that they can claim for LUXURY ITEMS on their expenses?
oh dear, it doesn’t say it anywhere, does it!
that rather scuppers the old ‘within the rules’ bullshit, dunnit?
football tickets – LUXURY ITEM REPAY
sky sports – LUXURY ITEM REPAY
Sky Sports a luxury item?
Watching a load of massively overpaid c*unts try and kick a football around (well,some use their hands too).
When will see proper sports like MP baiting or Prime Minister bashing live on Sky Sports.
Or even MP cage fighting;
Yvette Cooper-Balls v another bloke from the tories
Harriet Harman v a trans-gender Tory
Sky would make a fortune.
yes dimwit, sky sports is a LUXURY ITEM.
REPAY.
‘Low definition’ huh?
Low intelligence.
Of course it’s a luxury you prat. Some people can’t afford it.
Unsworth.You must read some Stephen Fry.He’s terribly clever.You’ll like him.
Stephen Fry? He ain’t that bleeding clever – or funny.
TAT loves Guido x x x x
Yeah: c’mon Guido, tell us the rude word
Rotter?
What a fucking rotter!
Chump?
Do we still have those Northern ‘things’ in the party. Ooh how very working class.
Are you referring to twiglets?
With Guacamole dip! (not sure about having it with fish and chips though)
Background music by the tented singer Demis helps the dips go down a treat. Though I hear he’s lost a lot of weight. Always wondered went on underneath that tent, voice par excellence.
Chump?
I…I can categoricaly say..that I get an average MPs wage for an average MPs days work…and and I refute your allegations…..when I was a lad.
Get back in your box you fucking gimp.
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii am Mystic Megggggggggggggggg, I seeeeeeeeeee the futureeeeee… I seeee Guido on January First reluctantly agreeing to his wifesssssssssss demands that he get his laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaary arse down to a gymmmmmmmmmm and stop starting at that stupuuuuuuupid bloody screeen allllllll day…. ooooooooooooooooooo
Actually Guido would be quite nice looking if he took a bit of weight off his face. December Vogue suggests massage INSIDE the mouth will do wonders.
That must be what’s happened to Stephen Fry. Funny, cus I thought he was celibate.
Why? Is he suffering from hollow cheeks? You get that by having your back teeth removed.
well he was until he found out he was pregnant!
Get Gordon to do it for you.
Bet you brush your teeth afterwards.
You don’t know what he expected ? Well for starters he will have dealt with a lot better than you in his time, and I suspect he expected you to come at him with more than half cocked lies about his own expenses and questions about Paddy Tipins dog, which I suspect he has never met ! At the end of the day despite you trying to tell lies on the program about him he walked away with his integirty in tact and you walked out as you came in, looking like a nonce.
In your opinion maybe but the PUBLIC will see LABOUR MP wriggling like a fish trying to defend the indefensible.
Kevin Barron may as well said,
‘You know them bankers? they aint all bad’
dream on sunshine
Ooooooh….sour grapes or what? Get a grip anonymous, you are beginning to sound deranged. Perhaps you are really Kevin Barron – another leftie who just hates any criticism or being caught out!
Caught out for what Doris ? The only thing Guido accused him of was wrong and proven to be. I do apologise for coming in here and upsetting the usual Labour bashing, whilst here though can someone tell me why he didn’t mention cameron paying money back or how naughty a boy osborne has been ?
Also to Smig and the other intellects that are calling everyone names because they don’t agree with them, grow up ffs you are supposed to be adults., What a site this is lololol !
Hi anon-Kevin…… you thieving fucking Huhne
Less of the unwarranted self importance plz lolollol!!111
It’s your choice to be here. I suggest he stuck to the subject and Guido freely admits he ain’t impartial but who is ? – certainly not apologists for the political classes like you.
Unlike Labour List,this site does not censor much comment – if you tried this in reverse over there you would be moderated. Get used to it or go away.
Guess what? freedom of speech might just mean we don’t agree with you and choose to express ourselves in a forthright manner.
So stop lecturing the likes of me with your fake moral outrage.
A focus group for the fainthearted this is not.
Hahahahaha fuck off you overblown, overinflated egotistic muppet.
What’s up gimp? Can’t handle a bit of straight talking criticism?
My opinion doesn’t agree with yours, therefore you are dismissed. Or, as we like to say around these parts….
Fuck off.
Listened to the BBC recently, model of impartiality – someone has to redress the balance.
Thank God for free speech, far better than Beebobabble.
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The disgraced Labour people will seek the moral high-ground in any argument. From where they are right now, the only high-ground available is clinging on to a floating turd whilst waiting for the flush.
Think you’ve got the wankers rattled Guido
That’s not the interview I saw. The Labour MP was Whinging that his expenses did not cover his London away days which in itself is very strange as their expenses are the most generous in the country.
Wake up you dopey twat.
Labour are finished.
That’s not what it seemed to be. The MP looked completely ignorant and out of touch to me. The aggression looked far too defensive not to be suspicious.
These Northern Labour people – envy is their itching powder – it gets right up their arse when they think someone else is richer than them.
They hate it.
A succinct analysis of them.
The MP won fair and square.
Was that your last effort before clocking-off?
Your boys taking a helluva beating!!
Isn’t it eh?
Eh!
PBR unwinding
Bingo!
An angry Yorkshire oaf on the hook for having been caught stealing from us all
When you lose your temper in a debate you lose the debate
The Yorkshire Oaf was talking Noncesense
Plenty of INTERGITY in a load of stinking fish on the PROGRAM? I suppose you’re a graduate of the Ed Balls Academy of Higher Obfuscation; in which case, you need to be sent to a finishing school and be made to learn spelling, typing, Pitman’s shorthand and the difference between truths and lies.
I did not have sexual relations with that dog
He did not explain why, knowing the max allowance, and knowing what he was claiming, he regularly overclaimed? The suspicion must be that he hoped that overpayments mught slip through the fees office drones. Why else make a habit of overclaiming?
Barron’s no barren brain !
You had the moral high ground Guido, but you didn’t exactly best him. Take some lessons from one of the masters – Christopher Hitchens and see him destroy Hannity and Colmes, and guest discussing the death of a Reverend Falwell – that’s the way to do it.
The Blessed Guido Fawkes has the stigmata of San Fermin and shall bring the Robber Barron’s to a Place of Retribution.
Barrons not Barron’s.We are not infalible.
Barron Strangler?
Sacra Rota per il Conte.Auto de fé per la Contessa.Brucia la strega.
Infallible?
Corect.Testo di Cazzo.
Barons, FFS.
Yet another State Education Victim.
Kevin Barron.Huhney.Geddit.
Why the ‘Robber’ then? Or did you maybe mean ‘robber’? Was it a joke, then?
So Barrons can’t even spell his name. Almost as bad as that moronic Kevan Jones. I bet they still write in crayon.
Next up, the Barron Knights. Tuneless illiterates.
He would never have prevailed against an intellectual heavyweight like Phil Woolas.
Woolas intellectual heavyweight? Flyweight morelike FFS.
Well done Gudio, but, what is a Commiddee?
Better than hearing that grating northern ee-by gum accent.
I try not to stop at motorway services north of Watford Gap as I find myself sharing restaurants with these people.
So I fill up with a full tank and blast all the way up to Scotland – only to find the same accents that are all over the BBC/ITV and Sky.
Eee, lad. Tha’s a racist, tha knaws. Aye, and a soft southern Jessie, an’ aa.
Typical cross Atlantic slur so beloved of Meja types innit.
Guido,
I must say you have improved no end as a TV ‘voice’ certainly a lot better since the fatefull Micheal Shite Newsnight debacle.
Though why the fuck do you insist on using D when it should be T?
Committee is not Commiddee, reminds me of the old days of the ‘pardy’
Otherwise well done a big improvement.
W.W.
Aye, the lad done good.
I’ll get a round of porter in.
No he did not do well .He was pathetic.
If that was pathetic, Barron was 3 steps down from abysmal!!
Dave Crudmon, your trolling is of a pathetic standard, even I can see that and I’m Brown’s butler!
How dare you appropriate my name! Such an exalted name, as spoken by Sir Obama himself! Have some reespeck, prole!
Don’t get me wrong he is no Andrew Neil, but it is a big improvement on earlier appearences.
W.W.
Agreed – a very big improvement from young Fawkes.
Splendid effort, I thought.
I know we’ll put Kevin Barron on Sky – that should do it!
Honest to god what a farce!
Put ‘im on’t bus ‘ome. ‘Ees lost it, the lad ‘as.
Never had it to lose.
Obvious question :
So you claimed for £8500 when you knew the limit was £7500 – are you stupid?
He is a Labour MP, of course he is fucking stupid, in fact to call him stupid is to pay him a compliment.
W.W.
It all started in the fees office. With a spineless spacker that was too shit-scared to say no to the greedy bastards.
“Stupid” would certainly be a compliment. It would credit this bullying oaf with a defence against charges of fiddling his expenses, hypocrisy, puritanism, supporting genocide in Iraq then trying to stop any investigation of same, plus support for every nasty crooked little fascistic social-engineering wheeze cooked up by his rotten disgraced party.
Strange behaviour – Quentin Davies put the full £20k for his bell tower down (despite what he claims now) even though it busted his allowance.
I reckon they half expected the fee’s office to nod the full amount through. Maybe this happened in the past?
Or maybe they put over the full amount in so when the full claim was turned down, but they still got the full amount allowable they could argue they where hard done to.
W.W.
Ah ha ! Now you’re on to how NuLabour heavies and ‘Mafia’ operate; GB
and his mob are obviously mad to think an economy can continue on a sea
of debt………………..they will be out for a very long time after the next
election,but the incumbents and the populace will suffer for a long time.
This country is assuming the mantle of what the Eastern Europeans had to
contend with under the soviet yoke – travel around and see decadence in
our cities…….AND prepare for considerable discontent in the streets – at
which time all of the present shower in power will have gone to ground
(well-heeled !) and when they re-surface will be very much less vociferous
in their socialist,idealistic nonsense which is rapidly bringing this once very
great country to the edge of bankruptcy.
Well, he is at least preserving the antique heritage of the nation, even if it is at the nation’s expense.
A friendly face in the fees-office might just reassign the expense to a category that hasn’t already been maxed out.
and wasn’t it amusing to see kevin barron attempt to palm off responsibility for blocking the FOI expense requests onto the speaker’s office?
you wouldn’t think the corrupt michael martin and kevin baron were in the same party the way kevin talks.
kevin barron is nothing more than a fucking conman.
he is not even very good at conning people, after all, his attempt to defraud the taxpayer was, by kevin’s own admission, unsuccessful.
FFS what a c’unt.
note to kevin barron: think you are helping the working class by acting like a two bit spiv and acting as today’s apologist for the corrupt labour party?
you fucking useless wanker. the sooner thieves like you are fucked off out of public life the better and more honourable our public bodies will be.
c’unt.
Good one TaT – he’s also a useless constituency MP
LOL.
I must say, quite an improvement on your Newsnight car crash!
And it didnt involve beating a pensioner to death did it John Hirst
Everybody google him
Well,he WAS born in Hull….
Fucking hell !!!!!
PLEASE don’t start coming back here
Compare and contrast with the conditions the victims of MP’s have to live under: http://ftacwatch.blogspot.com/2009/12/mps-live-in-luxury-while-their-victims.html
Better than a cardboard box I suppose. Where’s the ubiquitous super market trolley?No self respecting ‘on the skids’ person survives without a shopping trolley. Well, in Paris, anyway.
I don’t mind chipping in £20 to get you a fridge / freezer mate.
Anyone else want to help?
And before any regular arsehole says “£20 won’t buy much of a fridge”,I mean towards the damn thing.
I don’t want to be ‘given’ anything. I want my life back. I want to be allowed to work again.
If anyone want to help then sent a link to my website to your MP and ask them why have they stolen my life?
All I ever wanted to do is earn a living in peace.
You won’t get it with the mob in power at the moment.
Unbelievable! The second home expenses which these troughers skimmed from us poor tax payers WERE INSUFFICIENT to maintain them in the standard to which they believe they were entitled. That is why this “working class hero” from Rother somewhere oop north tried it on for all it was worth.
Kevin obviously isn’t wasting much money at the barbers.
Whoopee doo – I got a name check at the end this from the squirming trougher apologist – I wonder if he reads this blog?
Guido, have you got a dodgy left eye like Gordon Brown?
Kev’s got a bad habit.
Which is good news as far as I am concerned.
Hey Kev, you still owe me a grand from that crack I ticked you you fucking bitch.
Pay me what you owe or I will kick your fucking head in.
After I have butt fucked you.
The diligance used by an awful lot of MPs to get the maximum out of the system is the real rub.
And the fact the Fees Office is opposite the Commons chamber as well, bears out what is formost in their minds.
For the avoidance of any doubt I still hate Gordon Brown!
I definitely hate him more than you do.
I am torn between pity, hate and disgust, but in the end the hate is triumphing.
Pity? Never! The hate grows with every day that passes!
Even more today, Contessa, as he gives even more of our money away in the EU Climate Love-In. Bastard even refused to say where he was getting the half billion from when asked the direct question.
But nowhere near as profoundly as he despises himself, I’d venture.
Look – I told you this morning,I hate Gordon Brown more than anyone else.
I am trying to get a job at a factory that he will visit (and curse) so I can make a full frontal attack on the c*unt with Sky Live coverage (the BBC would censor my words).
But I am running out of businesses to join as they are all going bust so fast.
I am best placed to tell him to fuck off and reduce him to a quivering mess.
It started with me.
I am wrong on Brown and the causes of Brown
etc etc ad infinitum
Here is a very funny thing. I cannot find a single word on the BBC about the greek bonds crisis.
First climategate wasn’t happening, now this. They have funny ideas about what makes a news story eh?
Guido, y’know some of the more insanely speculative types on seeking alpha and elsewhere are talking up the possiblity of a serious run on the pound,like *now*… Before christmas – what do your city buddies say?
Frank, Guido is not McDoom. He would not tell you if he knew – He’s probably placing his spread bets as we speak.
WE STILL LOVE YOU GUIDO, HAVE OUR BABIES
XXXX
We still love you Guido, can we have your babies!
xxxxxxx
You’re getting carried away now. There are plenty more fish in the sea.
O no not that again . Gordon Brown has a housewives fan club for real. Amazing!
Good one. Keep it up Guido
Well done Guido… a bottle of Grecian 2000 is on it’s way to you
even the wankers on the site don’t drink that
That’s because they can’t afford it.
He doesn’t need it, yet.
Cheer up, everybody. The weekend’s coming. Don’t think about the additional billion pounds of debt that we will run up on Saturday and Sunday.
Think of it this way. The average person might, with reasonable luck, earn about £1 million during his or her working life. That’s the entire efforts of 500 people, from leaving school to retirement, effortlessly piddled away every single day of Gordon and Alistair’s life. Not since Mao’s Great Leap Forward has human talent, skill and sweat been wasted on such a spectacular scale.
Never before in the field of human conflict has so much been given by so many to so few. Winston Churchill.. aka Gordon Brown.
Did he call you my surname?
Laurel and Hardy.What a pair!
More like the Chuckle Brothers
To me, to you, to me – sounds like No10 and No 11 D Street doing the PBR
He was much better as a BBC Foreign correspondent.
What’s happened to his accent?
Wrong Barron
He used to be in ‘Duty Free’
That Labour MP…don’t wish to be rude but I found it difficult to understand him.
If MP’s cannot communicate I fail to see what use they are. His aggression gave it all away; something to hide. Best form of defence is attack. It failed to work in case case, clearly as thick and as uneducated as they come.
Well done Guido. Keep prodding them. These pompous MP’s have forgotten what it’s like in the real world.
Guodo, you well & truly Fawked him. PPPPPP perfect preparation prevent piss poor presentation
You’re a P missing – PPPPPPP – Prior Planning and Preparation Prevents Piss-Poor Performance.
Piss Poor Plastic Paddy Pathetic Pretend Politics.
Pah!
Piss poor plastic paddy plays political pundit.
Scientists pressured to profess faith in Gaias wrath on Mankind or research funds cut off.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703514404574587811671196406.html?mod=googlenews_wsj
Why on Earth is the Met Office getting involved in this overtly political spin, very sinister when you target scientists to sign a petition, sign or else say goodbye to any funding for your research, smacks of McCarthyism and the notorious blacklists and can only be intended to suppress free speech and open debate.
Only trouble is, MCCarthy was right – there were reds under the bed.
Fantastic. Thanks for fronting up.
Like ,Cast Iron Dave I shoulld have stuck to telling jokes
There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman sentenced to beheading by guillotine. This Englishman was brought out first and as the blade fell towards his neck it got stuck. Tradition was that if this happened then they had to let him free so the Englishman was saved. Next they brought the Scotsman out and as the blade fell towards his neck the same thing happened so they had to let him free as well. As the Irishman is being brought he is kicking and screaming and making a terrible fuss. One of that guards says to him “What’s the matter with you.” The Irishman replies, “I’m not going near that thing until you get it fixed!”
Fuck off Kevin, I am the best stand up comedian/politician there is at the moment
A pub’s closing and a totally plastered customer struggles to get to the door, then to walk home, despite only living a few hundred yards from there. He literally crawls on the pavement all the way back home, drags himself up the stairs and eventually reaches his bed after two hours. He wakes up the next morning, and his wife tells him:
“You were really drunk last night weren’t you?”
“Yeah, why? How do you know?”
“You left your wheelchair at the pub.”
Yep – this IS a better quality joke.
Although for really good laughs,I have to watch Brown on You Tube.
Scene – country pub with one customer (Angus) – stranger enters;
ANGUS to stranger: Is it a full moon tonight?
STRANGER: Couldn’t tell you sor – I’m not familiar with these parts.
He’s a bit fick isn’t he.
Incidentally do you get expenses?
Perhaps just some refreshments.
bloody good point, gonk.
not only is kevin barron an attempted fraudster he is also simply too fucking stupid to be an MP.
Isn’t that the wrong way round?
Surely, TAT, he’s too thick to be a successful fraudster but just about right for NuLab safe-seat lobby-fodder.
No wonder the schools are in such a mess. A better education system would deliver more discriminating voters in sink constituencies; they would chuck out these anuses and we couldn’t have that, could we? Where else could they get a job?
£50 in notes.
Microwaved Ginster Pasty
2 x cans John Smiths
1 x Embassy regal out the back
Luxury
Cheer up, everybody. The weekend’s coming. Don’t think about the additional billion pounds of debt that we will run up on Saturday and Sunday.
Think of it this way. The average person might, with reasonable luck, earn about £1 million during his or her working life. That’s the entire efforts of 500 people, from leaving school to retirement, effortlessly frittered away every single day of Gordon and Alistair’s life. Not since the Great Leap Forward has human talent, skill and sweat been wasted on such a spectacular scale.
I am pleased to announce the winners of today’s multi-million mickey mouse printed money handout are………………’developing nations trying to change the climate’.
Well done and I can tell you that the winner tomorrow will be from either the ‘impovorished potential voters’ or the ‘keep my cabinet onside’ categories
How can this c*unt be allowed to throw all this money down the drain of African “support”.
You are telling me this cash will be used for “green initiatives”?
More like “Greenback initiatives”
Makes my blood freeze.
Brown just given away another £1.5 billion to bolster his personal ego trip, saw that one coming.. said don’t let him take the cheque book with him to Copenhagen, the man needs his fucking hands chopping off.
Here! Here!
Has he fuck – it’ll be re-announced existing commitments that were re-announced existing promises that that were re-announced existing aspirations that don’t come into effect until well after the next election.
Don’t worry. The Tories have committed to splashing around even more foreign “aid” than Labour.
A million Sir William? Most of that will find it’s way to the Treasury’s coffers (now redesignated The Black Hole) in income tax, NI, VAT, and a multitude of indirect taxes. The remainder will go in mortgage interest, pension contributions, utility bills (taxed) and unavoidable expenses like food and clothing. The amount left for spending after deducting all that wouldn’t keep an MP in beer money for a week.
These bloody MP’s just don’t know they’re born, the troughing hoons.
You are a hero Big G!
Frickin brilliant!
I can just imagine legions of shell suited, unemployed thickos voting for that piece of sub human scum.
They’d all fail to see how much contempt he truly holds for electorate, as that miserable performance shows…
But that’s ok, because he’s not a ‘posh Tory’…
It’s a DNA thing – they get born a Labour supporter,even though they have no idea about them.
David Attenborough should do a series on them;
“Labour Life” – 12 years in the making.
fachers fault innit
Fear not.
For ‘shell suited, sub human scum’ as you so accurately put it, find it very hard to get out of their sticky carpeted domiciles*, unless, it’s to;
1) sign on.
2) mug some c*nt
3) pick fag butts off the floor to smoke later.
I used to live in Slough, i used to watch them from my flat.
*domicile: to be used in it’s broadest definition.
Go and have a walk round Maltby and Dinnington (both parts of our Kevs constituency) and watch the local folk going about their business and you will understand why our Kev can behave like he does, the only one that could give him a run for his money in an election would be the Hartlepool monkey, no sorry they hanged that one as a spy didn’t they?
Barron says with an offended tone that all he did was claim up to the limit. (Seems he tried to claim over the limit as well.)
They still don’t get it, do they? If the expense was ‘wholly, necessarily and unavoidably’ incurred, that’s fine. Claiming it just because it’s there isn’t. Stating in an offended tone that “I only claimed up to the limit” four years running is a clear admission of cynical troughing.
agreed – they all need to be put up against a wall and shot,the bullet taken out and re-used.
Bitter eye-ronny.
After making them pay for the bullet.
No! given to their nearest relative to remind him/her what he/she represented -
and perhaps dissuade them from going down the same road to ‘NIRVANA’ -
in socialistic terms that is !
Ah soombittit mah bills, soom woor paed, soom noot, what’s oop wi’that?
You stupid miner, that’s our money, and you are supposed to account for it. What bit of good have you done this year? Most of us need to justify our existences.
Oh, and please learn English. Bloody Guido speaks it better than tha’
Big Trubble down at T’ mill, Gordon Brown payed it a visit last week, Just got UB 40, outsourcing to Mumbai, bread and dripping from now on but whippet and pigeon pie for Xmas dinner, the mrs is a saint.
Politicians, they are a slippery bunch of cnuts are they not.
Also, on a good day and from the right angle, Guido can look quite like Simon Cowell.
Who voted them in – in this democraCY ?
The guy concerned is as old Labour as you can possibly get, with a chip on his shoulder to rival Cheddar Gorge.
You see those types of people often on all inclusive holidays piling their plates high simply because the food is free.
Good etiquette and deference are not requisites for selection of Labour MPs – which is precisely what is wrong with British politics. Barran is a very good example of what sort of country we would have if selection were done purely on party background and political ideology.
A right loada bother in Rother for the Robber Barron!!!
For all her airs and graces Cherie Booth is also one of those people. New and Old Labour personified. Undistinguished peasants out to grab any freebie that comes their way.
Ah s’ll be back Fawkes and next time ah’m fetchin’ t’ ferret!
Guido where is Nadine Dorries main home, or does it not matter?
It’s wherever she lays her hat, isn’t it?
Or ? !
Barry’s impressed and would like to get in touch.Your move mystery man.
Guido,well done mate. Next time you are on SKY take TaT with you and he can crush some skulls.
Just had a look at Heathcoat-Amory’s expenses.
He claimed for his gardener to plant sunflowers and tomatoes!
As well as £2.69 for slug bait.
All necessary to do his parliamentary duties!
I’m prepared to invest in a large canister of rat poison out of my own pocket.. call it philanthropy.
McDoom’s best friend Sarkozy says Gordo has help guide the Lisbon Treaty (Constitution)!! and that UK is to give £1.9b for poorer countries…Triple Mercs all round for the dictators it is then !
Posted £1.5 billion 3/4 of an hour ago, now its already gone up to £1.9 billion, how long is he staying there?
How much Señor Gordon donate to fellow G20 member España?
Somos muy pobres, ayudarnos por favor.
I’d like to call that Liebour turd a few names as well.
Shit bag
KHuhne
Twat
Liar
Shithead
Fuckwit
Tool
Prick
Arsehole
Northern twat
Bastard
May I put in good old Australian bushmen’s lingo ? ; the biggest shower of
Liars and dingoes that the Good Lord ever shovelled guts into.
I missed out RATBAGS !
I see the One eyed jock mong is doing what he does best (no not eating bogies) giving away our money. I see he’s now found a ‘new special friend’ in Sarkozy after Barry spurned his advances. might have something to do with mong boy trying to shag his leg every 5 minutes.
Well well, you were actually very effective in that interview……..congrats!
Now send yourself one of those kosher pizzas.
I agree. It was a verbal vivisection, Guido’s short, scalpel-like remarks puncturing Barron’s ego, who was unable to counter with anything resembling an argument and reduced to waffling loudly but ineffectively about the 1930s or some such tripe.
Game, set & match!
Guido, perhaps you missed a chance when he mentioned how government had been bad since the 1930s because of the need for it to pay attention to public opinion. What an outrageous comment. The problem is the public have not been paying enough attention to what has been done in their name. Although at least now it has become obvious to one and all that not only do they routinely fail in their elected duties, with rare exceptions of course, but they have gone on to compound that sin by stealiing from the public purse .
The presenter on the Sky News video said “we know who the lengthy phonecalls to Canterbury were to”.
Where can I find this info?
Come on guys! I’m still waiting for the info.
Lying lumpen coarse degenerate: http://eotp.wordpress.com/?s=Barron
Brilliant, Guido, please do some more! Better still, give Guido a regular slot.
Oh yes please, more of Guido on the box. (Sock it to them Guido).
Honesty, truth and integrity were never words to describe our electorate, they just can’t seem to tell the truth about anything.
I hope you got a good fee Guido, that Sky News bloke did very little work at all. Hmmm how much is the going rate for a Sky News presenter these days? I bet it is twice or three times that of an MP.
I also had to chuckle when you said “we” when talking about British taxpayers. You are an Irish resident, right?
Zacaroo @ 246. The Sky News bloke did say that we know who the long phonecalls to Canterbury made by Gor Broon were to.Unfortunately he didn’t reveal the info. Is the info available & if so what is it?
Maybe if you ask him nicely, he’ll let you know how many years he’s lived there for. Pretty sure the man has lived and paid taxes in the UK for part of his life.
Is a Commidie, Something like a Charaddie?
Well done Guido, you owned the NuLab prat! These thieving MPs live in a parallel universe. They don’t like it up ‘em when the real world kicks in .
It’s all about right and wrong. There are hardly any MPs who don’t know the difference, so they just lie and lie and lie.
The truth pretty much always comes out sooner or later. So trying to defend the indefensible is arguably quite the most stupid course of action.
There are other ways of dealing with crooked MPs…
Guido you missed a trick with this one. Why didn’t you have your Blackberry or a video camera on hand to record him so you could show the footage and he’d be in the phoo phoo, like Heydon Prowse did to Alan Duncan.
The MPS of this country, have still not got it have they?they all think they are so above the
People,it is really about time that we the people take back our country from these Arrogant
political, non jobers,incable pack of Morons,
ITs time to do a Cromwell job, then Hang the pack of London Bridge, and set up the House of
ill repute into a meusem and leave their heads there so everyone can see What happens to
you when your a traiter and criminal,to the people.
Praise the People, AND PASS ME THE AMMUNITION.
Love it. A few nice slaps delivered there.
A good arse kicking Guido!
Inland Revenue rules say that you cannot “live” off expenses so most of MPs expenses are taxable. We’ll forget about legal issues about what they can claim for the moment.
Inland Revenue try to enforce the “2 year rule” … if you claim for accomodation, living expenses, travel beyond this period then where you work is judged to be your “normal” place of work and no expenses are payable tax free. This surely sets a precident … but, then again, as Gordon has said many times “Everybody will PAY their fair share of tax” … but not politicians, it seems!