December 10th, 2009

Tony & Cherie’s Godless Christmas Card


275 Comments

  1. 1
    Comical Mandy says:

    £400 for an old bolier

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    • 3
      Cast Iron Quisling says:

      what a stomach-churning photo.

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    • 12

      Cherie Blair = 3 cock gob.

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    • 39
      Richard Timney says:

      My wife’s worth more than £400.

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    • 132
      Cam the Sham says:

      Not really interesting,old news.Osborne seems to have been very greedy over second home expenses,claimed the maximum.I thought he was a millionaire.maximum is about £26000.
      Yesterday’s PBR had some tough measures in it so they had to be necesary otherwise Darling wouldn’t have wanted the headlines he got this morning.I would like to know how the Tories are going to cut deeper and quicker.They can sit on their hands for a while longer but there is no doubt that their solution would hurt more people.

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      • 138
        Privately educated Marxist says:

        Sorry Mike Naylor approach doesn’t wash with us here.

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      • 141
        Private Parts says:

        After their early 90\’s bubble burst Japan prematurely fiscally tightened in 1997. It tipped them back in to recession and deflation.

        Deflation is a real killer.

        Anyone with half a brain knows that.

        George Osborne has less than half a brain.

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        • 184
          Flat Eartther says:

          You just don’t get it do you? There will be no bounce back q.e. is putting us further into debt by the second – the economy will fucking flat line because there are too many troughers doing fuck all in the Public sector.We will only grow when people including many of those currently being paid handsomely at our expense get off their arses, into a proper job and start up businesses which make profits.Without private enterprise we are literally doomed economically.
          Brown has been overspending for years prior to the recession and unless scything cuts are made into his bloated quangocratic,stalinist nightmare of a government there will not be an economy or the funds to promote it.
          Private enterprise and the working taxpayer funds our services not big government which can only be described currently as a bloated parasite.Spending our way out of debt is a recipe for disaster.

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          • El Gordo, the magnificent says:

            I was only copying big business keeping things that I did not want people to know about off the books, for instance like Northern Wreck, sorry I mean northern Rock.

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          • Biffo says:

            I read somewhere that the last time that c’nt Brown actually balanced his budget was back in 2002. Chancellor of the Exchequer HA Ha Ha. Obviously as good at that as he is at being PM.

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        • 235
          Collapse of UK Pound says:

          Let’s see what happened in Japan’s case and then compare to where the UK is right now.

          Japan had a property bubble which crashed, this triggered a recession.

          In response to the recession the dopey government dropped the interest rates. Now unlike the UK, the Japanese save their most their money, so when they saw their money getting crap returns they stopped spending. This sank their economy further, and made people fear for their jobs. This made people save more instead of saving. The interest rates were dropped to “stimulate demand”, it did the opposite. Wash, rinse, repeat – round and round it went for years.

          Now back to the UK today, we have New Labour ORDER the not in the slightest independent Bank of England to drop interest rates to the current 300 year record low. For 12 years UK savers have got the sh*t kicked out of their savings, private pensions have been plundered by Gordon Brown, international investors don’t want to touch the UK with a barge pole.

          Unlike Japan, the UK is credit mad, when the savers money runs out, that is it, there is no way back.

          So you can ask New Labour (and the Tories who also support the mad idea), to print more money. This will discourage international investors even more, look at today’s guilts for proof. The UK pound has already been devalued over 30%, and it’s not finished yet. The only reason the idiot population think the pound is okay, is that they have not seen the other currencies have also had massive devaluations as well….. you see after 12 years of New Labour education, maths is not the strong point in the population it once was.

          There is no such thing as spending on the public sector “to invest”. The public sector earns no money for the economy, it just takes. The taking is unsustainable, the UK is broke.

          Don’t you Labour voters get it?!? WE ARE BROKE !

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        • 241
          Putin says:

          and Japan also tried to spend their way out of trouble which resolved nothing -it actually made their situation worse. Whether you have half a brain is open to debate. That you half only given half a story cannot be disputed.

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      • 156
        any old pleb says:

        Actions speak louder than words. No evidence of any effort to take a share in the burden

        Cam the Sham indeed!

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      • 193
        Animal says:

        Tough measures? What a load of bollocks.

        Which desk in Millbank do you sit at?

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    • 179
      Anonymous says:

      I really lol’d!

      This card ain’t only godless but christmasless.

      Perhaps he thinks he is God and she is the baby jesus?

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      • 248
        Sting's Beard says:

        Well said !! When did we ever celebrate seasons. Happy Spring Happy Summer Happy Autum Happy Winter. What a load of elephants bollocks. The next Gobshite who wishes me seasons greetings can go and stick their head up a dead bears bum!!

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    • 180
      caesars wife says:

      a card from the Blairs ???

      there must be better uses of tax payer money

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    • 203
      Cards says:

      Send this e-card to Gordon Brown

      http://www.laugh.com/main_pages/video_play.asp?miid=331

      And Peter Mandelson would send this to anyone….

      http://www.laugh.com/main_pages/video_play.asp?miid=351

      Better with sound working on the computer. Not very work safe.

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    • 218
      Anonymous says:

      Seasons Greeting?

      Now you are a Christian Tone then it should be CHRISTmas greetings.

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    • 219
      anon,anon,anon........ says:

      You want a straight kind’a guy?
      Noose round neck, concrete round feet. Release trapdoor
      Easy

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    • 236
      me says:

      What do you mean “godless”? It has a god AND a Goddess on it1 Phwoarr!!!!

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  2. 2

    You’re not upset cos the card didn’t mention god are you ?

    Don’t get all ‘ David Vance ‘ about it.

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  3. 4
    Markie M says:

    burn it, burn it, burn it…

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  4. 5
    DistantTraveller says:

    I wonder if Tony is thinking of getting rid of his old boiler?

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  5. 7
    James says:

    Political correctness from the man who introduced it.

    He probably loves you because of the Jonah coverage.

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  6. 8
    The Blair Dossier(Xmas 2009 Edition) says:

    Thank your lucky stars that it wasn’t headed up “President & Mrs Blair” send their “Communal Greetings” to ……………….

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  7. 9
    umemployed tory says:

    Projectile Vomiting springs to mind

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  8. 10
    half the story says:

    no kids?

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    Did we say TORY cuts? the recession is global. LABOUR INVESTMENT says:

    did you mean godawful christmas card?

    they are playing that game with their hands.

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  10. 15
    Dave "Cast Iron Guarantee" Cameron says:

    Just wait until you receive my one,Guido

    The teacher at the beginning of the class says “OK kids, we are going to talk about sexual education today. First we’ll talk about how the human reproduction goes on…”

    Immediately, little Johnny raises his hand, and desperately tries to get the teacher’s attention. But the teacher, knowing how little Johnny is about these things, goes on…

    “… First, a man a woman have to be in love… ”

    But little Johnny keeps his hand up, waving it up and down, and from one side to the other one.

    The teacher ignores him..”..They have to be very much in love because…”

    But now little Johnny even starts making noise with his feet, so the teacher decides to acknowledge him “OK, little Johnny. What do you want to say.”

    Little Johnny then stands up, and says “I just wanted to ask. Those of us who have already fucked, can we leave?”

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    • 80
      TaT's 'special' Gay Friend says:

      Teacher spots a used durex near a radiator. “Who knows anything about the condom by the radiator, Class?

      Johnny quips. “What’s a radiator, Miss?”

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      • 93
        Private Parts says:

        Zacharia Goldschmidt is a nondom.

        That is how he Ducks Tax.

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        • 106
          TaT's 'special' Gay Friend says:

          Wish I could duck the incessant taxation imposed upon us by this malevolent administration. If I could do it totally legally, I would. So would most People.

          I was given to believe that the main thrust of your argument has timed out due to a recent change in Taxable status by said Trust Baby?

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    • 252
      Sting's Beard says:

      At scholl we were shown a Video designed to frighten us to death about VD. It was titled Half a Million Teenagers. Within seconds of the opening credits the head cases up the back of the class were chanting Half a Million teenagers cant be wrong!!

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  11. 16
    Brixjack says:

    Why do you care about whether the Christmas Card is godless or not?
    libertarian my arse and another pointless post from Guido. Maybe you can give us more scoops on the state of your blackberry.
    You seem to becoming increasingly pointless.

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    • 19
      Privately educated Marxist says:

      Get lost then

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      • 29
        Brixjack says:

        I enjoy looking at the posts still. It’s just not the scoop-grabbing force that it used to be. Just another politics blog (with the distinction of having wonderfully bitter and rude posters!)

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          Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

          Do you think Blair prayed with Bush, motherfucker?

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          • Brixjack says:

            I couldn’t give a toss, although i hope not!

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          • thick as thieves says:

            oh yeah, tony blair and george bush definitely prayed together.
            tony and george, those two treacherous bilderberg/freemasonary motherfuckers, unpacked their black altar; got their blackmagic spellbook out and prayed to their lord.
            they offered the blood of soldiers and civilians as a sacrifice to please their master, Satan.
            tony blair and george bush are a pair of fucking satanists and their souls will burn in hell for eternity.
            only fair, innit.

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    • 33
      Gordon Brown says:

      What kind of sad muppet reads a blog that it completely anti Labour and then decides to write a 4 line comment which basically amounts to a waste of time. Do these people have nothing better to do?

      MB is that you? If it is, just remember it was always worse under the Tories (So Ally and Mandy tell me!)

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      • 149
        Pickled Eric says:

        It’s not completely anti-Labour and it’s a lot more anarchic and free than that site run by A.Wells.That is such a joke site.try reading it for a laugh.People on there call themselves pretentious names and pussyfoot around ideas in case the great Anthony bans them.A real joke.Give me mad TAT and co any day.

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    • 117
      udderly 'orrible says:

      B*llocks Brickie!!

      The frootletick is a Papal convert. He “Does God” he claims (until Christmas, sorry Seasons, arrives, apparently.)

      More schmuckie Blair schtick.

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  12. 17
    The Dirty Rat says:

    I would send the fuckn thing back without a stamp and ask for donations to ‘Help for Heroes’ He makes me want to spew.

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  13. 20
    Capt Con O'Sullivan says:

    That has to be the most revolting item to pop through a letterbox since flaming dog-turns were in fashion.

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  14. 21

    Are they silver stars on the front of the card, or is it a depiction of a white phosphorous grenade going off during one of Tony’s wars?

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  15. 22
    Capt Con O'Sullivan says:

    Turds, even.

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  16. 26

    was it signed en masse by a flunky?

    and who picks up the expense bill?

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  17. 27
    Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

    If you draw vertical bars down the photo, it is quite a refreshing sight.

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  18. 28
    okubax says:

    Guido has lost it…A Christmas card turned into a pointless rant

    Maybe the old age’s catching up or the wife’s not giving it anymore

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  19. 35
    Red Bacon says:

    Whaddya mean “Godless”?

    I thought the photo was god and ‘is missus.

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  20. 36
    Chutney Rumble says:

    I have just heard, through leaked documents that Browns big vision is project Fook Hall – I think he may be planning to give everyone their own stately home

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  21. 37
    EC1 PhD says:

    Guido, why is this card interesting? The lack of religious reference from a hypocrite is news, somehow? You either have a lot to learn about Blair or you underestimate your readers.

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    • 45
      Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

      It shows that a mass-murdering monster can still be on-message regarding political correctness.

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        Number 7 says:

        Already been posted – Have look at this.

        Not a hoody’s weapon – More likely a Browning or Glock.

        http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/6772219/Gunman-arrested-outside-Tony-Blairs-home.html

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          Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

          An albanian assassin, lol! I wonder what the price on his head is? When the US shipped billions of dollars on pallets into Iraq after the war, they must have known some of it would fall into the wrong hands. Angry hands that have a score to settled for the hanging, then stabbing of Saddam to death.

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          • Dixie Dean says:

            That’s really cruel. I hope Tony and his family can sleep at night. This must be really distressing.
            Obviously not as bad as ” shock and awe” but I imagine they must believe they wll have to stay close to their bodyguards. I know some people believe it’s just a matter of time that some-one slots our poor previous leader- imagine having to live in constant fear for your life. It must feel like a poor kid in Bagdad during the opening night of gulf war 2. Sleep well dear Tony

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        • 232
          Biffo says:

          Better luck next time.

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          St George Hawks & Spits says:

          Someone handing in a found gun got prosecuted recently – as tho’ he was the criminal.
          Good old UK legal system, what a crock it is now.

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        Surrounded by amobea brains says:

        You wouldn’t be alive today if somewhere down the line one of your ancestors was not a mass murderer or had killed someone somewhere.

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  22. 40
    Liebore Heretic says:

    He’s been excomunicated following a moment of honesty at the confession box. He’s lucky the pope didn’t kill him.

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      Sting's Beard says:

      Shame that confession box wasn’t a Tardis. Maybe we could have inflicted him on a far away Galaxy of which we know little and care even less

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  23. 41
    Anonymous says:

    Fucking Quality !!!

    Overleaf it says “Thanks for everything you have done to help Gordon Brown..”

    Cheeky fecker, he’s a lying bastard, but you gotta luv him..

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  24. 42
    Dick Scratcher says:

    That demon eyed Hunt is going straight to hell.

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  25. 43
    Praguetory says:

    I see that Blair’s faith foundation goes from strength to strength. Being as the Blair’s have flown to Ireland to avoid Britain’s punitive taxes did Cherie hand deliver this?

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    • 59
      BillyBob ... preparing for Gov't. says:

      Blair’s Faith Foundation….. now that is a scary group, placing a great many young prospective Labour candidates ( Acolytes ) for the 2010 election in seats around the country, knowing they will not win this time round but establishing themselves for a future Labour Government.

      Interesting that He, the Ex Great Leader, is staying out of the country….. perhaps that is to avoid income tax……and even more interesting that the family have now got Irish passports, not much been made of that in the Press….

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      Hugh Janus says:

      Used stamps off Ebay perhaps?

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    I Hate new Labour says:

    I wonder if he charged slot-gob £180 for that picture?

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  27. 49

    He’s deliberately left God out so he can send the same card to the various dodgy Levantines, Ashkenazi Russians and East Asian businessmen who fund him an his odious party.

    For someone who professes to be a Catholic, to send a card like this shows the true measure of the man.

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    • 53
      Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

      Baby Jesus: Boo hoo!

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      • 220

        I’m an atheist, but Christmas is a Christian festival, and if a Christian is going to send out Christmas cards, then they should at least have the courage of their convictions and put ‘Merry Christmas’ rather than ‘Seasons Greetings’ on it.

        It just confirms to me that part of the Blair project was and is the evisceration of Britain as a Christian nation (with values that even a sensible atheist can subscribe to) in favour of the divided and weakened civil society that arises from multiculturalism.

        Divided and weakened, we are easy pickings for the leeches that fund the Labour party and for the EUSSR parasites.

        United as a British people, under the banner of Christian values, we would be far harder to control.

        Perhaps we need a return to the days of the first Queen Bess, when fuckers like Blair could look forward to a nice warm fire and a stake to lean on.

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      No to 6 quid! says:

      I think I agree with you.

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    • 234
      Biffo says:

      I shall make a point this year of ensuring that ‘Merry Christmas’ or ‘Christmas Greetings’ is included on each & every one of my cards.

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  28. 51
    Matthew Parris says:

    As the old song goes:

    ‘I’m dreaming of some light torture…’

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  29. 56
    Climate change denier and proud says:

    The Blairs only have one god, the god of money. Vile pigs both of them.

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    • 62
      BillyBob ... preparing for Gov't. says:

      Tony would look nice and innocent if he had worn white, in a Godly manner……. help mask the blood on his hands, over the illegal and dubious war(s)….

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        Climate change denier and proud says:

        Perhaps a picture of Dr David Kelly lying dead under a Christmas tree hey Tony?

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  30. 57
    dr. sipp says:

    what do u mean godless

    blair wants to be the pope

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  31. 60
    Doc Trough says:

    How kind of the Bleeuughs to send festive roach material. Ma Boswell must still have cash in the chicken.

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  32. 63
    Gonk says:

    The vanity and self-aggrandizement of
    politicians makes me puke.

    Send a card with Christmas theme. Not a
    blown up gormless photo close up.

    How about a little bunny. Or snowy theme.
    Or a London winter picture. That’s where he lives innit.

    Or a land mine.

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      Sting's Beard says:

      Or a picture of Glen Hoddle who Blair hounded out of his job as England football coach on account of his publicly stated religous beliefs

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  33. 65
    Hugh Janus says:

    As much as I loathe and despise Mr and Mrs Grinning-Chimp, I really would not have expected anything else. So, not really one of your better stories Guido. Besides, I long ago ran out of invective to hurl at these revolting specimens of the human race.

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    Chutney Rumble says:

    You wouldn’t guess he started war where a couple of hundred thousand people have been killed

    He looks more of a Round Table Dogger ……. but then again with a Munter like that in tow…..

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  35. 69
    The Dirty Rat says:

    Blair is a war criminal. How would you feel about receiving a Christmas card from Mr.Hitler, Mr Stalin, Mr Pot?

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  36. 70
    Unholy War-Criminal says:

    If you shine an ultraviolet light on the card, you’ll see a picture of Satan.

    What a family of evil shite they are. That’s the problem with cheap filth from the gutter, when they get a little power: They lie and thieve and abuse and corrupt, to enrich themselves at the expense of everyone else.

    Still, the evil criminal family is reverting to type – all the Blair children are retarded filthy useless trash Hunts, who will be back in council houses smoking crack with a generation.

    “Come all ye kleptos”

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  37. 71
    Stepney says:

    Do you have to pay a fee to receive one?

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  38. 73
    The Dirty Rat says:

    I would have liked a picture of Cherrie a la chewing gum shots.

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  39. 77
    No Cash; Bust Gordon says:

    He hasn’t sent me one – again.

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  40. 78
    Surrounded by amobea brains says:

    For fucks sake a couple of rag heads died, so what who cares. All you thick fuckers voted him in the first place.

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  41. 81
    Sir William Waad says:

    Guido, do the Blairs usually send you a present? Cherie usually sends me a year’s subscription to “Mystic Light: the Journal of Crystal Healing”.

    P.S. Are we Guidistas really wasting time commenting on a Christmas card?

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      EC1 PhD says:

      Not even a Christmas card: an a-religious self-referential ego massage from a spent spill ever looking for its test-tube of oxygen, who’s cried into his shreddies this morning at the thought of Obama collecting the gong that was his, HIS, HIS.

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  42. 82

    Are you expecting us to believe Tone sent a card to you? Does he check where he’s sending them?

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  43. 83
    Gordon Brown MP says:

    Go on, Guido, wipe yer arse on it and send it back.

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  44. 84
    Serbian Hitman says:

    I’ll get you next time Blair!

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  45. 85
    Alfie Woz HERE says:

    Mrs Blair can give me a blowjob anytime.

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  46. 89
    Private Parts says:

    As a rule Season\’s Greetings covers it.

    What would Zacharia Goldschmidt send?

    Merry Quackmust Zac must Duck Tax?

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  47. 91
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Lovingly hand crafted by Jon Lewis from 100% recycled shredded House of Commons Expense Claim Forms.

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  48. 92
    Jimmy says:

    It’s ok. I miss him too..

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  49. 95
    Vimeiro says:

    What do you mean ‘Godless’ he’s there on the left (for a change)

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  50. 96
    13eastie (147 Days: Good-bye, Gordon!) says:

    Merry Hypocristmas!

    From Mr and Mrs Сunt and all the little Сunts.

    Fixed.

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  51. 97
    Clarissa Wright-Dickhead says:

    is Miranda Blair a fucking hetero?

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  52. 109
    Tankboy says:

    I feel sick

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  53. 115
    Biffo says:

    still here fat boy?

    I thought you and the other cocksucker scum financial whizzkids had promised to fuck off to the shithole in the sand?

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  54. 121
    Desperate Dan says:

    The Blairs will continue to be international pariahs until Tony hands over his ill-gotten gains to benefit the care and resettlement of wounded servicemen and women. Sadly, his only interest is money so he’ll continue to wander the world mixing with his fellow crooks for all eternity.

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  55. 125
    I'll be watching you. says:

    He’s got a foul mouth on him that Straw boy.

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  56. 126
    Ampers says:

    Why on earth convert to RC if he is ashamed of his God and his church?

    Or does he feel he is so evil it would be blasphemy to put something religious on?

    Probably the latter.

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    • 182
      Tony, bless him, killed my cousin says:

      Surely he converted to RC because that is the closest he can get to the tribe. As already posted, nothing religious to save money by using Season card to cover all recipients

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      • 198
        jgm2 says:

        All recipients? Fuck ‘em. It’s Christmas. Here’s your Christmas card c-unt. Like it or lump it. Feel free to send me Eid and Yom Kippur and Kwanza cards if you like. I don’t give a fuck.

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  57. 129
    Scouse Slag says:

    That bitch is trying to steal the ring off his finger so she can fence it and buy some cider for her day.

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  58. 131
    streamfisher says:

    You should have saved that one for the Friday caption competition Guido, Hands clasped $ 1 million, two million, three million four.

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  59. 136
    Anonymous says:

    wipe your arse on it

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  60. 142
    Sir William Waad says:

    We will not be sending cards this year. I am therefore offering Guidistas a choice of:

    Happy Ras as-Sana

    Happy Hanukkah

    Merry Christmas

    and

    Season’s Greetings

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  61. 143
    Seymour Cox says:

    Are you going to tell him he’s not God or shall I…

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  62. 144
    Dave "Cast Iron Guarantee" Cameron says:

    This hoon will be de-selected

    Shadow Europe minister Mark Francois claimed for an array of snacks in June last year including several Pot Noodles, a pack of Haribo sweets, a tube of Pringles, a Bounty and a Picnic bar.

    and that is a cast iron guarantee

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  63. 145
    snore says:

    has to be someone else’s hand on the witch’s left shoulder

    Blair’s rarely, if ever , leaves his back pocket.

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  64. 148
    Simon Icke says:

    No surprise really; he was ashamed of his faith as PM, so nothing has changed.

    Perhaps those who would like to remember the true meaning of Christmas they can copy my Christmas poem: Love one another.
    It is not easy to find Christmas cards with an uplifting Christian message, so I wrote this little poem for people to enjoy and copy and perhaps enclose with their secular Christmas cards; to make sure the true meaning of Christmas is not lost.

    If you like my Christmas Poem please publish it or pass it on to friends and family. In a world full of conflict, violence, selfishness, greed and hate, what better antidote than the Christmas message of hope, peace and love.

    Love one another

    Give love and a smile;
    it will take you and others that extra mile.
    For what you give you will receive,
    no better time to give, than Christmas eve!

    Imagine what a world it would be,
    if I loved you and you loved me.
    If we multiplied this love to everyone we know,
    it wouldn’t be long before it started to grow.

    Jesus came into the world, to show us the way;
    to love one another every day.
    At Christmas time, we celebrate His birth,
    so let’s try and remember why He came to this earth.

    by Simon Icke. 2009. Aston Clinton, Bucks. UK.

    If you would like to read more of Simon’s thought provoking and sometimes amusing poems they can be found on the following poetry website: http://www.forcespoetry.com

    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and all those you love and care for……

    Peace and Goodwill to all peoples of the world……….

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  65. 150
    Obiter says:

    Do we care about the Blairs? They certainly never cared about us.

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  66. 151
    anarchy in UK says:

    so when’s it all kicking off fat boy?

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  67. 155
    W.Smith says:

    Does that say “& Jonty”?

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  68. 161
    Under a flower pot at the bottom of the garden until that c'nt brown calls the General Election says:

    Not one BLIAR but 2!!!

    ‘Vomits heartily’

    That is a real stomache churner

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  69. 162
    Lonely Pervy Scottish Bloke says:

    Anyone got any fotos of Cherry Blair’s bare feet?

    Here’s me email address:

    gordonbrown@twatterdotcom

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  70. 167
    Senor Frizby says:

    I would’ve thought it would look more like this:

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  71. 175
    US General Petraeus says:

    I’m despatching a C130 to fly over Baghdad and dump hundreds of thousands of these cards on an unsuspecting population.

    God dammit, we’re gonna have us some fun tonight.

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  72. 176
    shelling-out says:

    Look on the bright side, Guido. You can always use it to light the fire.

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  73. 177
    caesars wife says:

    It has an all too european theme to me !!

    loved camerons quote from luke , 2 vs 1-7 “and it came to pass in those days , that a decree went out from out from Caesars Augustus, that all the world should be taxed”

    caesars wife does not however think Caesars Augustus was a marxist if only he had known where such ideas were to lead , A roman citizen was vastly different from an EU one , besides when the romans invaded they were surprised by how advanced we were , bar the roads bathing and central heating and lack of beaurocarcy , oh happy days

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    • 188
      The Ape man commeth says:

      AD 97 Tacitus writing about how the Roman Empire managed to ‘civilise’ the ancient Britons, (who we now know were not so uncivilised as previously thought) said in The Agricola 21; “The following winter was spent on schemes of the most salutary kind. To induce a people, hitherto scattered, uncivilised and therefore prone to fight, to grow pleasurably inured to peace and ease. . . . . And so the Britons were gradually led on to the amenities that make vice agreeable – arcades, baths and sumptuous banquets. They spoke of such novelties as ‘civilization’, when really they were only a feature of enslavement.”

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      • 194
        genghiz the kahn says:

        They create a desert and call it peace.

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      • 222
        Unsworth says:

        Yep, Tacitus was a very shrewd judge.

        “The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws.”

        Now take stock of the 3,000 plus statutes introduced by this oppressive regime.

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  74. 183
    Labour Boyz ftw says:

    Gordon is sending me a signed copy of his book

    swivel on it hoes

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  75. 186
    Damien says:

    I can’t see the photograph too clearly, but is there a lightning strike at Tony’s head, like the ones seen in the film, ‘The Omen’?
    If not, why not.

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  76. 187
    Watt Tyler says:

    The card is kitsch -while this information is alarming and ought to result in a war crimes trial: http://eotp.wordpress.com/?s=Blair

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  77. 190
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Is the missus still a judge? Tony obviously isn’t a judge of women.

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  78. 192
    LIZ BON'TREATY says:

    The Guy In The Mosque With A Carrier Bag
    The Guy With A Gun Outside His House
    Come On All You Would Be Assassins
    Third Time Lucky ?
    Want Your 15 Minuites of Fame ?
    Go On Make My Day !

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  79. 199
    The ass in the manger says:

    Could a neighbour please print this page off and post it to the Blairs as a Christmas Greeting
    Thanks

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  80. 205
    Photoshopping says:

    It could at least be a photo of Cherie taking a well hung donkey up her oh so wide arse.

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  81. 207
    Anonymous says:

    Fucking Mr and Mrs Antichrist !!!!

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  82. 215
    Anonymous says:

    What a sickening photograph. Haven’t the Blairs got any shame? All they are interested in is their personal gain, i.e. Tony and Cherie. They have made their money in the most deplorable, immoral way. Heaven help us and protect us from such awful, self-centred people. They care nothing for anyone else. They are all what’s wrong in public life and with our society today. Shame on them. I simply fail to understand how they get away with it.

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  83. 223
    boggartblog says:

    Guido,
    What do you mean Godless.

    God is right there on the front, wearing a blue shirt.

    Solipsism

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  84. 224
    Ey up Fatha says:

    The legend inside reads:

    My name is death destroyer of worlds.

    Merry Christmas.

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  85. 227

    Hang on to it, whatever you do!

    It shows Cherie with her gob shut.

    It’s guaranteed to become a collectors item in the future!

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  86. 230
    julian gardner says:

    One question

    Did any white powder fall out?

    joolz

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  87. 233
    Anonymous says:

    Is it worth adding that I fucking hate the pair of the Hunts?

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  88. 243
    Henry Crun says:

    You mean that ISN’T a picture of Mr and Mrs God on the card?

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  89. 245
    Greychatter says:

    Do they claim to be Christians?

    Our Muslim neighbours have sent us “Christmas” cards in the past.

    Christmas should be acknowledged as a “Christian Festival” that everyone can enjoy instead of these politically correct politicians pushing it to one side as a spending spree before the January Sales.

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  90. 263
    Big Pig says:

    Here is picture of evil Nazi pig bastard, Kathryn Blair, taken with Stephen Gately just before he was fisted to death. -It makes you wonder.

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  91. 265
    Willsteed says:

    The picture makes me want to throw up.

    Not quite what you exprect from a greetings card.

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  92. 266
    *DGJELLyFISCH says:

    _|_
    %
    *
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    BANDEEDOS MORROKQUAEYS

    HARE BLAQK BHAQK,

    SPANISH ARCHy MARTy, HAQK

    MARTIN ARTCHy BALDy, MAQK

    MARTy MADRYYDDyKH*AN

    *

    KHONKLWYYD DRUYYDD FAOUWND BUY LyZZRD POYNT

    *

    ASTA

    *
    *
    *
    *
    BLAQK PYG,

    BLAQK MASS,

    BLAQK BLOOD IN ZYNQK,

    BLAQK MASSE:

    BLAQK ASS,

    VINE FLOOD,

    WROWZAHY

    PISS POOUR GHRAYPE BLOOD

    *

    ASTA

    *
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    *
    *
    INSYDE AOUWT

    BANDEEDOS MORROKQUAEYS

    HARE BLAQK BHAQK,

    SPANISH ARCHy MARTy, DOQK

    MARTIN ARTCHy BALDi, MAQKBLAQKINBAQK

    MARTy MHADRYYDDyKH*ANPAN

    *

    KHONKLEWYYD DRUYYDD FAOUWND INKLEWYYDD

    *

    ASTA

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  93. 267
    Anonymous says:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iraq/6789231/Tony-Blair-Iraq-War-was-right-even-if-there-were-no-WMDs.html

    “I would still have thought it right to remove him. I mean, obviously you would have had to use and deploy different arguments about the nature of the threat.”

    Y’know, look, I mean, as I say, MERRY CHRISTMAS, especially to other faith groups, particularly those in foreign lands with or without the benefit of having the evidence of WMD’s, it was right nevertheless, with or without intelligence, so we would still have found a way to justify ourselves, we are where we are, so from Me and Cherie, A HAPPY NEW YEAR as well.

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  94. 269
    Cherie Blair says:

    Tony Blair is mad. Stark, raving mad.

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  95. 270
    OOOOOOOOOOH says:

    See he’s got on the jail shirt already.

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    • 271
      QKRAYNE ON THE VATyKHAN says:

      *
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      BANDEEDOS

      YRY ALLEY *G = GHEE KNOT ALLEY *DGJyEE

      GHO GHAUL WHEY

      *GO DA *GAULLE WHEIGH

      *GO Dy *GAWOL WAY {*J}

      *GO VYA GGHHAWLTRAWL

      TRY *GAWL WAY

      BLAKK MASSE

      Spanish Eyes
      Spanish Hair
      Spanish Heir

      Spanish Hare
      Spanish Ware
      KANDLESTHYQKXSZ

      Time Flysz

      *

      ASTA

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  96. 275
    Church Mouse says:

    THEIR God isn’t the same as the one we typically imagine. It really wouldn’t look very nice at all on a card. Google images “Baphomet” and you’ll see what I mean.

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Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

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