December 10th, 2009

Tony & Cherie’s Godless Christmas Card


  1. 1
    Comical Mandy says:

    £400 for an old bolier

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    You’re not upset cos the card didn’t mention god are you ?

    Don’t get all ‘ David Vance ‘ about it.

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    Cast Iron Quisling says:

    what a stomach-churning photo.

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    Markie M says:

    burn it, burn it, burn it…

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    DistantTraveller says:

    I wonder if Tony is thinking of getting rid of his old boiler?

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    thick as thieves says:

    bit like getting a christmas card from Pol Pot, innit.

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    James says:

    Political correctness from the man who introduced it.

    He probably loves you because of the Jonah coverage.

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    The Blair Dossier(Xmas 2009 Edition) says:

    Thank your lucky stars that it wasn’t headed up “President & Mrs Blair” send their “Communal Greetings” to ……………….

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    umemployed tory says:

    Projectile Vomiting springs to mind

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    half the story says:

    no kids?

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    Did we say TORY cuts? the recession is global. LABOUR INVESTMENT says:

    did you mean godawful christmas card?

    they are playing that game with their hands.

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    Cherie Blair = 3 cock gob.

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    Throbber says:

    burn them, burn them…

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    The IMF is coming says:

    Was tipexed out by manservants

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    Dave "Cast Iron Guarantee" Cameron says:

    Just wait until you receive my one,Guido

    The teacher at the beginning of the class says “OK kids, we are going to talk about sexual education today. First we’ll talk about how the human reproduction goes on…”

    Immediately, little Johnny raises his hand, and desperately tries to get the teacher’s attention. But the teacher, knowing how little Johnny is about these things, goes on…

    “… First, a man a woman have to be in love… ”

    But little Johnny keeps his hand up, waving it up and down, and from one side to the other one.

    The teacher ignores him..”..They have to be very much in love because…”

    But now little Johnny even starts making noise with his feet, so the teacher decides to acknowledge him “OK, little Johnny. What do you want to say.”

    Little Johnny then stands up, and says “I just wanted to ask. Those of us who have already fucked, can we leave?”

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    Brixjack says:

    Why do you care about whether the Christmas Card is godless or not?
    libertarian my arse and another pointless post from Guido. Maybe you can give us more scoops on the state of your blackberry.
    You seem to becoming increasingly pointless.

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    The Dirty Rat says:

    I would send the fuckn thing back without a stamp and ask for donations to ‘Help for Heroes’ He makes me want to spew.

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    Cast Iron Quisling says:

    smoked some killer Cambodian last night

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    Privately educated Marxist says:

    Get lost then

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    Capt Con O'Sullivan says:

    That has to be the most revolting item to pop through a letterbox since flaming dog-turns were in fashion.

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    Are they silver stars on the front of the card, or is it a depiction of a white phosphorous grenade going off during one of Tony’s wars?

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    Capt Con O'Sullivan says:

    Turds, even.

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    Brixjack says:

    Yeah what a bastard, sending our christmas cards. The man is obviosuly an idiot.
    The dirty rat is a dirty idiot

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    Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

    He doesn’t want to make them a target.

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    The Dirty Rat says:


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    was it signed en masse by a flunky?

    and who picks up the expense bill?

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    Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

    If you draw vertical bars down the photo, it is quite a refreshing sight.

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    okubax says:

    Guido has lost it…A Christmas card turned into a pointless rant

    Maybe the old age’s catching up or the wife’s not giving it anymore

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    Brixjack says:

    I enjoy looking at the posts still. It’s just not the scoop-grabbing force that it used to be. Just another politics blog (with the distinction of having wonderfully bitter and rude posters!)

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    Brixjack says:

    Will do. Always enjoy that!

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    Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

    Do you think Blair prayed with Bush, motherfucker?

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    Lil Olmey says:


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    Gordon Brown says:

    What kind of sad muppet reads a blog that it completely anti Labour and then decides to write a 4 line comment which basically amounts to a waste of time. Do these people have nothing better to do?

    MB is that you? If it is, just remember it was always worse under the Tories (So Ally and Mandy tell me!)

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    Brixjack says:

    I couldn’t give a toss, although i hope not!

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    Red Bacon says:

    Whaddya mean “Godless”?

    I thought the photo was god and ‘is missus.

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    Chutney Rumble says:

    I have just heard, through leaked documents that Browns big vision is project Fook Hall – I think he may be planning to give everyone their own stately home

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    EC1 PhD says:

    Guido, why is this card interesting? The lack of religious reference from a hypocrite is news, somehow? You either have a lot to learn about Blair or you underestimate your readers.

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    The Dirty Rat says:

    I am sure you do.

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    Richard Timney says:

    My wife’s worth more than £400.

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    Liebore Heretic says:

    He’s been excomunicated following a moment of honesty at the confession box. He’s lucky the pope didn’t kill him.

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    Anonymous says:

    Fucking Quality !!!

    Overleaf it says “Thanks for everything you have done to help Gordon Brown..”

    Cheeky fecker, he’s a lying bastard, but you gotta luv him..

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    Dick Scratcher says:

    That demon eyed Hunt is going straight to hell.

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    Praguetory says:

    I see that Blair’s faith foundation goes from strength to strength. Being as the Blair’s have flown to Ireland to avoid Britain’s punitive taxes did Cherie hand deliver this?

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    BillyBob ... preparing for Gov't. says:

    That is disgusting !!!!! ……….. but true.

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    Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

    It shows that a mass-murdering monster can still be on-message regarding political correctness.

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    Dick Scratcher says:

    …unless there’s a fee in it.

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    I Hate new Labour says:

    I wonder if he charged slot-gob £180 for that picture?

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    EC1 PhD says:

    If that’s true, I take it back Guido.

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    He’s deliberately left God out so he can send the same card to the various dodgy Levantines, Ashkenazi Russians and East Asian businessmen who fund him an his odious party.

    For someone who professes to be a Catholic, to send a card like this shows the true measure of the man.

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    Mitch says:

    human lard recycling?

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    Matthew Parris says:

    As the old song goes:

    ‘I’m dreaming of some light torture…’

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    Richard Timney's hanky says:

    Feel a bit stiff today

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    Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

    Baby Jesus: Boo hoo!

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    Anonymouse says:

    No it’s a card from the new Messiah and his missus. He’s going to join the faiths of the world together in Blairism.

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    Dick Scratcher says:

    Didnt Gino D’Acampo eat you?

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    Climate change denier and proud says:

    The Blairs only have one god, the god of money. Vile pigs both of them.

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    dr. sipp says:

    what do u mean godless

    blair wants to be the pope

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    Dick Scratcher says:

    Bliar once met God you know. TB told him he was sat in his chair.

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    BillyBob ... preparing for Gov't. says:

    Blair’s Faith Foundation….. now that is a scary group, placing a great many young prospective Labour candidates ( Acolytes ) for the 2010 election in seats around the country, knowing they will not win this time round but establishing themselves for a future Labour Government.

    Interesting that He, the Ex Great Leader, is staying out of the country….. perhaps that is to avoid income tax……and even more interesting that the family have now got Irish passports, not much been made of that in the Press….

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    Doc Trough says:

    How kind of the Bleeuughs to send festive roach material. Ma Boswell must still have cash in the chicken.

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    Dick Scratcher says:

    …where Santa empties his sack.

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    BillyBob ... preparing for Gov't. says:

    Tony would look nice and innocent if he had worn white, in a Godly manner……. help mask the blood on his hands, over the illegal and dubious war(s)….

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    Gonk says:

    The vanity and self-aggrandizement of
    politicians makes me puke.

    Send a card with Christmas theme. Not a
    blown up gormless photo close up.

    How about a little bunny. Or snowy theme.
    Or a London winter picture. That’s where he lives innit.

    Or a land mine.

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    No to 6 quid! says:

    I think I agree with you.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    As much as I loathe and despise Mr and Mrs Grinning-Chimp, I really would not have expected anything else. So, not really one of your better stories Guido. Besides, I long ago ran out of invective to hurl at these revolting specimens of the human race.

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    Chutney Rumble says:

    You wouldn’t guess he started war where a couple of hundred thousand people have been killed

    He looks more of a Round Table Dogger ……. but then again with a Munter like that in tow…..

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    Cambodian Jailer says:

    Don’t insult the good name and reputation of Pol Pot please.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    Used stamps off Ebay perhaps?

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    The Dirty Rat says:

    Blair is a war criminal. How would you feel about receiving a Christmas card from Mr.Hitler, Mr Stalin, Mr Pot?

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    Unholy War-Criminal says:

    If you shine an ultraviolet light on the card, you’ll see a picture of Satan.

    What a family of evil shite they are. That’s the problem with cheap filth from the gutter, when they get a little power: They lie and thieve and abuse and corrupt, to enrich themselves at the expense of everyone else.

    Still, the evil criminal family is reverting to type – all the Blair children are retarded filthy useless trash Hunts, who will be back in council houses smoking crack with a generation.

    “Come all ye kleptos”

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    Stepney says:

    Do you have to pay a fee to receive one?

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    Unholy War-Criminal says:

    typo “within”

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    The Dirty Rat says:

    I would have liked a picture of Cherrie a la chewing gum shots.

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    Did you even go to school..c*nt ?

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    TaT's 'special' Gay Friend says:

    We didn’t burn them Officer!

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    Seasons says:

    Catholics (and other Christians) celebrate Christmas because it is ‘Christ’s Mass’ and not merely a ‘season’.

    Tony Blair professes Catholicism and fancied getting the Pope to ‘endorse his conversion’ in Rome (which the Pope wisely declined).

    Go back and present yourself at a local parish with the other catechumens, he was politely told.

    And make sure that you confess with no fingers crossed behind your back.

    Just more to offend his ‘fellow’ Catholics. I’m afraid.

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    No Cash; Bust Gordon says:

    He hasn’t sent me one – again.

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    Surrounded by amobea brains says:

    For fucks sake a couple of rag heads died, so what who cares. All you thick fuckers voted him in the first place.

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    It would go straight on to e-bay. ££££££££££

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    TaT's 'special' Gay Friend says:

    Teacher spots a used durex near a radiator. “Who knows anything about the condom by the radiator, Class?

    Johnny quips. “What’s a radiator, Miss?”

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Guido, do the Blairs usually send you a present? Cherie usually sends me a year’s subscription to “Mystic Light: the Journal of Crystal Healing”.

    P.S. Are we Guidistas really wasting time commenting on a Christmas card?

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    Are you expecting us to believe Tone sent a card to you? Does he check where he’s sending them?

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    Gordon Brown MP says:

    Go on, Guido, wipe yer arse on it and send it back.

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    Serbian Hitman says:

    I’ll get you next time Blair!

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    Alfie Woz HERE says:

    Mrs Blair can give me a blowjob anytime.

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    Amusingly Labour’s Bingo give away is already unravelling – and I quote a bingo experts view:

    “It’s pretty shady practice really when you think about it.”

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    Well…..i learnt a new word.

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    Qui Bono says:

    Putting yourself on a christmas card – egotistical much?

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    Private Parts says:

    As a rule Season\’s Greetings covers it.

    What would Zacharia Goldschmidt send?

    Merry Quackmust Zac must Duck Tax?

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    Number 7 says:

    Already been posted – Have look at this.

    Not a hoody’s weapon – More likely a Browning or Glock.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Lovingly hand crafted by Jon Lewis from 100% recycled shredded House of Commons Expense Claim Forms.

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    Jimmy says:

    It’s ok. I miss him too..

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    Private Parts says:

    Zacharia Goldschmidt is a nondom.

    That is how he Ducks Tax.

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    Number 7 says:

    Naff off troll

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    Vimeiro says:

    What do you mean ‘Godless’ he’s there on the left (for a change)

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    13eastie (147 Days: Good-bye, Gordon!) says:

    Merry Hypocristmas!

    From Mr and Mrs Сunt and all the little Сunts.


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    Clarissa Wright-Dickhead says:

    is Miranda Blair a fucking hetero?

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    Hugh Janus says:

    You can’t afford her rates.

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    Private Parts says:

    Do not be rude.

    Zac Ducks Tax Fact

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    Unsworth says:

    Andy Burnham?

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    Private Parts says:

    What about her sevens?

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    Vimeiro says:

    As long as mine has a Bell Tower to keep up with the Davies’s next door

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    Unsworth says:

    All the time, I guess. But she knows too much.

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    Surrounded by amobea brains says:

    You wouldn’t be alive today if somewhere down the line one of your ancestors was not a mass murderer or had killed someone somewhere.

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    Unsworth says:

    Probably didn’t want to be associated with the two bitches.

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    TaT's 'special' Gay Friend says:

    Wish I could duck the incessant taxation imposed upon us by this malevolent administration. If I could do it totally legally, I would. So would most People.

    I was given to believe that the main thrust of your argument has timed out due to a recent change in Taxable status by said Trust Baby?

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    Private Parts says:

    Relax, exhale and take more careful aim.

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    udderly 'orrible says:

    She’s more of a bingo call isn’t she.

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    Private Parts says:

    He should pay the tax due for the last six years at least.

    Zac Tax Ducks Dearie

    Quack Quack

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    Fees Office Clerk says:

    God once met Bliar. TB told him take a seat and wait.

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    TaT's 'special' Gay Friend says:


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    Surrounded by amobea brains says:

    How do you feel eating animals or living your comfortable existence while third world people die every hour.

    Indirect & Direct murder still = murder.

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    Surrounded by amobea brains says:

    Zac shags Rothschild’s

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    Biffo says:

    still here fat boy?

    I thought you and the other cocksucker scum financial whizzkids had promised to fuck off to the shithole in the sand?

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    udderly 'orrible says:

    B*llocks Brickie!!

    The frootletick is a Papal convert. He “Does God” he claims (until Christmas, sorry Seasons, arrives, apparently.)

    More schmuckie Blair schtick.

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    Surrounded by amobea brains says:

    wait until you see the whites of their eyes

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    Private Parts says:

    Zac Ducks Tax

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    Number 7 says:

    Wot’s Bliars tax status?

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    Desperate Dan says:

    The Blairs will continue to be international pariahs until Tony hands over his ill-gotten gains to benefit the care and resettlement of wounded servicemen and women. Sadly, his only interest is money so he’ll continue to wander the world mixing with his fellow crooks for all eternity.

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    Albanian Hitman says:

    Curse you Serbs, he is my contract.

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    Fees Office Clerk says:

    Me too. Just noticed that Sherry Bliar has got webbed fingers!

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    Surrounded by amobea brains says:

    Zac gambles every week

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    I'll be watching you. says:

    He’s got a foul mouth on him that Straw boy.

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    Ampers says:

    Why on earth convert to RC if he is ashamed of his God and his church?

    Or does he feel he is so evil it would be blasphemy to put something religious on?

    Probably the latter.

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    Charles Flaccidwidger says:

    What did you expect from pond life?

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    Private Parts says:

    It started in America

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    Scouse Slag says:

    That bitch is trying to steal the ring off his finger so she can fence it and buy some cider for her day.

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    EC1 PhD says:

    Not even a Christmas card: an a-religious self-referential ego massage from a spent spill ever looking for its test-tube of oxygen, who’s cried into his shreddies this morning at the thought of Obama collecting the gong that was his, HIS, HIS.

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    streamfisher says:

    You should have saved that one for the Friday caption competition Guido, Hands clasped $ 1 million, two million, three million four.

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    Cam the Sham says:

    Not really interesting,old news.Osborne seems to have been very greedy over second home expenses,claimed the maximum.I thought he was a millionaire.maximum is about £26000.
    Yesterday’s PBR had some tough measures in it so they had to be necesary otherwise Darling wouldn’t have wanted the headlines he got this morning.I would like to know how the Tories are going to cut deeper and quicker.They can sit on their hands for a while longer but there is no doubt that their solution would hurt more people.

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    Wtf……..go away pea brain.

    Are you some sort of lefty, veggie c*nt.

    The sand bags are stacked, the wall is built !


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    Every day's a schoolday says:

    Me too

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    Anonymous says:

    wipe your arse on it

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    Lilly Allen says:

    Guido liked getting it really otherwise you would not have been told about it.

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    Privately educated Marxist says:

    Sorry Mike Naylor approach doesn’t wash with us here.

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    Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

    And your point is?

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    Pickled Eric says:

    Good news yesterday for us pensioners,more money and more bingo,great stuff.

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    Private Parts says:

    After their early 90\’s bubble burst Japan prematurely fiscally tightened in 1997. It tipped them back in to recession and deflation.

    Deflation is a real killer.

    Anyone with half a brain knows that.

    George Osborne has less than half a brain.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    We will not be sending cards this year. I am therefore offering Guidistas a choice of:

    Happy Ras as-Sana

    Happy Hanukkah

    Merry Christmas


    Season’s Greetings

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    Seymour Cox says:

    Are you going to tell him he’s not God or shall I…

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    Dave "Cast Iron Guarantee" Cameron says:

    This hoon will be de-selected

    Shadow Europe minister Mark Francois claimed for an array of snacks in June last year including several Pot Noodles, a pack of Haribo sweets, a tube of Pringles, a Bounty and a Picnic bar.

    and that is a cast iron guarantee

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    snore says:

    has to be someone else’s hand on the witch’s left shoulder

    Blair’s rarely, if ever , leaves his back pocket.

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    Gary Glitter says:

    Do you want to be in my gang?

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    Mr Ned says:


    In other news:

    Lord Monckton has joined UKIP as their climate spokesperson.


    A party that sacks anyone who commits fraud and has them prosecuted
    A party that stands up for the people of the UK and puts them FIRST
    A party that recognises and respects British sovereignty above all, as respects the fact that sovereignty must ALWAYS reside in the people, and not the plutocrats, quangocrats, corporocrats or other assorted dicators.
    A party that recognises the political BULLSHIT of Mann made climate change.

    A party that supports free enterprise and opposes socialism.

    That’s the party for ME :D

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    Simon Icke says:

    No surprise really; he was ashamed of his faith as PM, so nothing has changed.

    Perhaps those who would like to remember the true meaning of Christmas they can copy my Christmas poem: Love one another.
    It is not easy to find Christmas cards with an uplifting Christian message, so I wrote this little poem for people to enjoy and copy and perhaps enclose with their secular Christmas cards; to make sure the true meaning of Christmas is not lost.

    If you like my Christmas Poem please publish it or pass it on to friends and family. In a world full of conflict, violence, selfishness, greed and hate, what better antidote than the Christmas message of hope, peace and love.

    Love one another

    Give love and a smile;
    it will take you and others that extra mile.
    For what you give you will receive,
    no better time to give, than Christmas eve!

    Imagine what a world it would be,
    if I loved you and you loved me.
    If we multiplied this love to everyone we know,
    it wouldn’t be long before it started to grow.

    Jesus came into the world, to show us the way;
    to love one another every day.
    At Christmas time, we celebrate His birth,
    so let’s try and remember why He came to this earth.

    by Simon Icke. 2009. Aston Clinton, Bucks. UK.

    If you would like to read more of Simon’s thought provoking and sometimes amusing poems they can be found on the following poetry website:

    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and all those you love and care for……

    Peace and Goodwill to all peoples of the world……….

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    Pickled Eric says:

    It’s not completely anti-Labour and it’s a lot more anarchic and free than that site run by A.Wells.That is such a joke site.try reading it for a laugh.People on there call themselves pretentious names and pussyfoot around ideas in case the great Anthony bans them.A real joke.Give me mad TAT and co any day.

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    Obiter says:

    Do we care about the Blairs? They certainly never cared about us.

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    anarchy in UK says:

    so when’s it all kicking off fat boy?

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    Pickled Eric says:

    Can’t see Gordon sending a card like this.

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    BillyBob ... preparing for Gov't. says:

    Calm down dear……….

    Some of us have never voted for them……. !!

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    Private Part says:

    It was a Pol Pot Noodle, he fascist swine!

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    W.Smith says:

    Does that say “& Jonty”?

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    any old pleb says:

    Actions speak louder than words. No evidence of any effort to take a share in the burden

    Cam the Sham indeed!

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    Anonymous says:

    or any colour light

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    Carry On Don't Lose Your Head (1967) says:

    An albanian assassin, lol! I wonder what the price on his head is? When the US shipped billions of dollars on pallets into Iraq after the war, they must have known some of it would fall into the wrong hands. Angry hands that have a score to settled for the hanging, then stabbing of Saddam to death.

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    A. Wells says:

    Ah well.

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    TaT's 'special' Gay Friend says:

    TaT, we are going to have to up the medication again. Or have you lost your ‘pill arranger filofax’. Your Day carer is going to be very cross again.

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    Under a flower pot at the bottom of the garden until that c'nt brown calls the General Election says:

    Not one BLIAR but 2!!!

    ‘Vomits heartily’

    That is a real stomache churner

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    Lonely Pervy Scottish Bloke says:

    Anyone got any fotos of Cherry Blair’s bare feet?

    Here’s me email address:


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    Been Banned says:

    All of us have blood on our hands and tainted heritages

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    Little Johny's little sister says:

    Not old enough yet, you fuck

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    Fuck me….i read that to the end thinking it was gonna be rude, anti-religion or just profane……i feel conned.

    I need a shower to scrub off the dissapointment.

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    Been Banned says:

    Zac smokes like a chimney

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    Senor Frizby says:

    I would’ve thought it would look more like this:

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    Been Banned says:

    and the foam in the tories mouths

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    Errors and Omissions says:

    It said he was retiring to ‘Furkham Hall’

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    Senor Frizby says:

    I mean, like this:

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    Lily Allen's No1 Fan says:

    I would so do you.

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    Lonely OAP Collector says:

    I’ll swap my photo for a pair of Sally Bercows used knickers

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    tat is a rent boy says:

    shut up tat

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    Seymour Butts says:

    After you

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    US General Petraeus says:

    I’m despatching a C130 to fly over Baghdad and dump hundreds of thousands of these cards on an unsuspecting population.

    God dammit, we’re gonna have us some fun tonight.

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    shelling-out says:

    Look on the bright side, Guido. You can always use it to light the fire.

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    caesars wife says:

    It has an all too european theme to me !!

    loved camerons quote from luke , 2 vs 1-7 “and it came to pass in those days , that a decree went out from out from Caesars Augustus, that all the world should be taxed”

    caesars wife does not however think Caesars Augustus was a marxist if only he had known where such ideas were to lead , A roman citizen was vastly different from an EU one , besides when the romans invaded they were surprised by how advanced we were , bar the roads bathing and central heating and lack of beaurocarcy , oh happy days

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    Lonely Pervy Scottish Bloke says:

    Is she wearing nail varnish?

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    Anonymous says:

    I really lol’d!

    This card ain’t only godless but christmasless.

    Perhaps he thinks he is God and she is the baby jesus?

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    caesars wife says:

    a card from the Blairs ???

    there must be better uses of tax payer money

  181. 181
    Lonely OAP Collector says:

    Red like Satan on all 6 toes

    What about Sallys kecks?

  182. 182
    Tony, bless him, killed my cousin says:

    Surely he converted to RC because that is the closest he can get to the tribe. As already posted, nothing religious to save money by using Season card to cover all recipients

  183. 183
    Labour Boyz ftw says:

    Gordon is sending me a signed copy of his book

    swivel on it hoes

  184. 184
    Flat Eartther says:

    You just don’t get it do you? There will be no bounce back q.e. is putting us further into debt by the second – the economy will fucking flat line because there are too many troughers doing fuck all in the Public sector.We will only grow when people including many of those currently being paid handsomely at our expense get off their arses, into a proper job and start up businesses which make profits.Without private enterprise we are literally doomed economically.
    Brown has been overspending for years prior to the recession and unless scything cuts are made into his bloated quangocratic,stalinist nightmare of a government there will not be an economy or the funds to promote it.
    Private enterprise and the working taxpayer funds our services not big government which can only be described currently as a bloated parasite.Spending our way out of debt is a recipe for disaster.

  185. 185
    The Ape man commeth says:

    Me too, it’s got to be ironic or realy subtle, or something, I must have missed it, but incase the loon is deadly serious I just can’t face reading it again .

  186. 186
    Damien says:

    I can’t see the photograph too clearly, but is there a lightning strike at Tony’s head, like the ones seen in the film, ‘The Omen’?
    If not, why not.

  187. 187
    Watt Tyler says:

    The card is kitsch -while this information is alarming and ought to result in a war crimes trial:

  188. 188
    The Ape man commeth says:

    AD 97 Tacitus writing about how the Roman Empire managed to ‘civilise’ the ancient Britons, (who we now know were not so uncivilised as previously thought) said in The Agricola 21; “The following winter was spent on schemes of the most salutary kind. To induce a people, hitherto scattered, uncivilised and therefore prone to fight, to grow pleasurably inured to peace and ease. . . . . And so the Britons were gradually led on to the amenities that make vice agreeable – arcades, baths and sumptuous banquets. They spoke of such novelties as ‘civilization’, when really they were only a feature of enslavement.”

  189. 189
    concrete pump says:

    Cum chugger.

  190. 190
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Is the missus still a judge? Tony obviously isn’t a judge of women.

  191. 191
    Harriet Harperson says:

    Well done, you could pass an A-level in human rights and equality at A* with that kind of quick response. To be sure of the A* though you would have to prove that you would be willing to report even your parents for sexism.

  192. 192
    LIZ BON'TREATY says:

    The Guy In The Mosque With A Carrier Bag
    The Guy With A Gun Outside His House
    Come On All You Would Be Assassins
    Third Time Lucky ?
    Want Your 15 Minuites of Fame ?
    Go On Make My Day !

  193. 193
    Animal says:

    Tough measures? What a load of bollocks.

    Which desk in Millbank do you sit at?

  194. 194
    genghiz the kahn says:

    They create a desert and call it peace.

  195. 195
    jgm2 says:

    That’s rather the point. They’re not Christmas cards. My missus had me send some bootles of booze, hampers stuff like that to the folk at work yesterday.

    ‘And what will I write? Merry Christamas?’

    Fuck no. These multi-culti international companies don’t go in for that. Now I had the list of names and there was no Rashid or Mohammeds there to get upset but it appears protocol is that it’s a bland ‘Good luck in 2010′ or ‘seasons greeting’.

    For fucks sake.

    It’s not just Blair. Although he is a c-unt.

  196. 196
    Doc Trough says:

    ‘Tis rumoured they’re in the plate – as is customary in fishwifery.

  197. 197
    LIZ BON'TREATY says:

    Judging By That Fucking Face
    The Judge Uses Her Head As A Gavel !

  198. 198
    jgm2 says:

    All recipients? Fuck ‘em. It’s Christmas. Here’s your Christmas card c-unt. Like it or lump it. Feel free to send me Eid and Yom Kippur and Kwanza cards if you like. I don’t give a fuck.

  199. 199
    The ass in the manger says:

    Could a neighbour please print this page off and post it to the Blairs as a Christmas Greeting

  200. 200
    BillyBob ... preparing for Gov't. says:

    You are very cruel…….this Noel !!

  201. 201
    El Gordo, the magnificent says:

    I was only copying big business keeping things that I did not want people to know about off the books, for instance like Northern Wreck, sorry I mean northern Rock.

  202. 202
    Speaker Bercow says:

    Order! Order! Members must calm down and allow trading of pervy items to continue.

  203. 203
    Cards says:

    Send this e-card to Gordon Brown

    And Peter Mandelson would send this to anyone….

    Better with sound working on the computer. Not very work safe.

  204. 204
    Dixie Dean says:

    That’s really cruel. I hope Tony and his family can sleep at night. This must be really distressing.
    Obviously not as bad as ” shock and awe” but I imagine they must believe they wll have to stay close to their bodyguards. I know some people believe it’s just a matter of time that some-one slots our poor previous leader- imagine having to live in constant fear for your life. It must feel like a poor kid in Bagdad during the opening night of gulf war 2. Sleep well dear Tony

  205. 205
    Photoshopping says:

    It could at least be a photo of Cherie taking a well hung donkey up her oh so wide arse.

  206. 206
    Bang Bang says:

    And take out Brown too – double tap,got to be the SAS.

  207. 207
    Anonymous says:

    Fucking Mr and Mrs Antichrist !!!!

  208. 208
    Sailor says:

    I’d rather eat Third World People and let the animals die.

  209. 209
    Anonymous says:

    why settle for sloppy seconds ???

  210. 210
    Purpleline says:

    Lets hope the Cooper-Balls do not copy the idea and send any out.

  211. 211
    Sailor says:

    Zac shags chickens, which is why he is known as a fowlfucker (or is that foul)

  212. 212
    Climate change denier and proud says:

    Perhaps a picture of Dr David Kelly lying dead under a Christmas tree hey Tony?

  213. 213
    Climate change denier and proud says:

    What a Nazi?

  214. 214
    Anonymous says:

    Must be related to Prezza.

  215. 215
    Anonymous says:

    What a sickening photograph. Haven’t the Blairs got any shame? All they are interested in is their personal gain, i.e. Tony and Cherie. They have made their money in the most deplorable, immoral way. Heaven help us and protect us from such awful, self-centred people. They care nothing for anyone else. They are all what’s wrong in public life and with our society today. Shame on them. I simply fail to understand how they get away with it.

  216. 216
    Mark Oaten says:

    Why not?

  217. 217
    Heir to Blair (without the hair) says:

    Coming soon..

    Slobodan Milosovic Happy New Year cards

  218. 218
    Anonymous says:

    Seasons Greeting?

    Now you are a Christian Tone then it should be CHRISTmas greetings.

  219. 219
    anon,anon,anon........ says:

    You want a straight kind’a guy?
    Noose round neck, concrete round feet. Release trapdoor

  220. 220

    I’m an atheist, but Christmas is a Christian festival, and if a Christian is going to send out Christmas cards, then they should at least have the courage of their convictions and put ‘Merry Christmas’ rather than ‘Seasons Greetings’ on it.

    It just confirms to me that part of the Blair project was and is the evisceration of Britain as a Christian nation (with values that even a sensible atheist can subscribe to) in favour of the divided and weakened civil society that arises from multiculturalism.

    Divided and weakened, we are easy pickings for the leeches that fund the Labour party and for the EUSSR parasites.

    United as a British people, under the banner of Christian values, we would be far harder to control.

    Perhaps we need a return to the days of the first Queen Bess, when fuckers like Blair could look forward to a nice warm fire and a stake to lean on.

  221. 221
    Cheese Lover says:

    He didn’t get the job, he’s stopped being a catholic now.

  222. 222
    Unsworth says:

    Yep, Tacitus was a very shrewd judge.

    “The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws.”

    Now take stock of the 3,000 plus statutes introduced by this oppressive regime.

  223. 223
    boggartblog says:

    What do you mean Godless.

    God is right there on the front, wearing a blue shirt.


  224. 224
    Ey up Fatha says:

    The legend inside reads:

    My name is death destroyer of worlds.

    Merry Christmas.

  225. 225
    Ey up Fatha says:

    friends in low places

  226. 226
    Shredder says:

    probably got enough sheets of stamps on expenses to last a few years

  227. 227

    Hang on to it, whatever you do!

    It shows Cherie with her gob shut.

    It’s guaranteed to become a collectors item in the future!

  228. 228
    Webfooter says:

    “Ahem, have you met my…erm…my retarded sister…?”

  229. 229
    thick as thieves says:

    oh yeah, tony blair and george bush definitely prayed together.
    tony and george, those two treacherous bilderberg/freemasonary motherfuckers, unpacked their black altar; got their blackmagic spellbook out and prayed to their lord.
    they offered the blood of soldiers and civilians as a sacrifice to please their master, Satan.
    tony blair and george bush are a pair of fucking satanists and their souls will burn in hell for eternity.
    only fair, innit.

  230. 230
    julian gardner says:

    One question

    Did any white powder fall out?


  231. 231
    Biffo says:

    I read somewhere that the last time that c’nt Brown actually balanced his budget was back in 2002. Chancellor of the Exchequer HA Ha Ha. Obviously as good at that as he is at being PM.

  232. 232
    Biffo says:

    Better luck next time.

  233. 233
    Anonymous says:

    Is it worth adding that I fucking hate the pair of the Hunts?

  234. 234
    Biffo says:

    I shall make a point this year of ensuring that ‘Merry Christmas’ or ‘Christmas Greetings’ is included on each & every one of my cards.

  235. 235
    Collapse of UK Pound says:

    Let’s see what happened in Japan’s case and then compare to where the UK is right now.

    Japan had a property bubble which crashed, this triggered a recession.

    In response to the recession the dopey government dropped the interest rates. Now unlike the UK, the Japanese save their most their money, so when they saw their money getting crap returns they stopped spending. This sank their economy further, and made people fear for their jobs. This made people save more instead of saving. The interest rates were dropped to “stimulate demand”, it did the opposite. Wash, rinse, repeat – round and round it went for years.

    Now back to the UK today, we have New Labour ORDER the not in the slightest independent Bank of England to drop interest rates to the current 300 year record low. For 12 years UK savers have got the sh*t kicked out of their savings, private pensions have been plundered by Gordon Brown, international investors don’t want to touch the UK with a barge pole.

    Unlike Japan, the UK is credit mad, when the savers money runs out, that is it, there is no way back.

    So you can ask New Labour (and the Tories who also support the mad idea), to print more money. This will discourage international investors even more, look at today’s guilts for proof. The UK pound has already been devalued over 30%, and it’s not finished yet. The only reason the idiot population think the pound is okay, is that they have not seen the other currencies have also had massive devaluations as well….. you see after 12 years of New Labour education, maths is not the strong point in the population it once was.

    There is no such thing as spending on the public sector “to invest”. The public sector earns no money for the economy, it just takes. The taking is unsustainable, the UK is broke.

    Don’t you Labour voters get it?!? WE ARE BROKE !

  236. 236
    me says:

    What do you mean “godless”? It has a god AND a Goddess on it1 Phwoarr!!!!

  237. 237
    Cast Iron Quisling says:

    Me three – had to google it

  238. 238
    Susie says:

    Every year it gets harder to find a Christmas card which mentions Christmas… we’ve truly stepped through the looking glass.

  239. 239
    Susie says:

    Get the door, mat, letterbox exorcised is my advice.

  240. 240
    St George Hawks & Spits says:

    Someone handing in a found gun got prosecuted recently – as tho’ he was the criminal.
    Good old UK legal system, what a crock it is now.

  241. 241
    Putin says:

    and Japan also tried to spend their way out of trouble which resolved nothing -it actually made their situation worse. Whether you have half a brain is open to debate. That you half only given half a story cannot be disputed.

  242. 242
    Talwin says:

    Susie, you need to go to one of those religious paraphernalia shops. They sometimes look a bit spooky but if you take the plunge and go in they’re not and have loads of the cards of which you speak: not a fortune either.

  243. 243
    Henry Crun says:

    You mean that ISN’T a picture of Mr and Mrs God on the card?

  244. 244
    Henry Crun says:

    Of course not, it’s Christmas not Hallowe’en

  245. 245
    Greychatter says:

    Do they claim to be Christians?

    Our Muslim neighbours have sent us “Christmas” cards in the past.

    Christmas should be acknowledged as a “Christian Festival” that everyone can enjoy instead of these politically correct politicians pushing it to one side as a spending spree before the January Sales.

  246. 246
    Chapps says:

    Oral sex with an elephant, (one at a time)

  247. 247
    Greychatter says:

    Maybe some of the “Labour educated types” on this blog should think a little more deeply about what the furture holds for them!!

  248. 248
    Sting's Beard says:

    Well said !! When did we ever celebrate seasons. Happy Spring Happy Summer Happy Autum Happy Winter. What a load of elephants bollocks. The next Gobshite who wishes me seasons greetings can go and stick their head up a dead bears bum!!

  249. 249
    Sting's Beard says:


  250. 250
    Sting's Beard says:

    I believe he ran into logistic problems concerning the length of time it would take to hear his confession.

  251. 251
    Sting's Beard says:

    isn’t the notion of parents contrary to the egalitarian position of a Harperson

  252. 252
    Sting's Beard says:

    At scholl we were shown a Video designed to frighten us to death about VD. It was titled Half a Million Teenagers. Within seconds of the opening credits the head cases up the back of the class were chanting Half a Million teenagers cant be wrong!!

  253. 253
    Sting's Beard says:

    are you sure that they’re not Sex Shops!!

  254. 254
    Sting's Beard says:

    Is it possible to Exorcize a seasons greetings card and if so how much will it cost?

  255. 255
    Sting's Beard says:

    Especially if your name is Vlad The Impaler

  256. 256
    Sting's Beard says:

    Its not a Christmas card that’s the point, do try and keep up!

  257. 257
    Sting's Beard says:

    Not unless its possible to send a card “from the other side”

  258. 258
    Sting's Beard says:

    I saw that. There aint no justice. What would Clint Eastwood do about it

  259. 259
    Sting's Beard says:

    What a curious take on things. Think of all the dead people who aren’t alive today because some arse put them in the ground

  260. 260
    Sting's Beard says:

    Shame that confession box wasn’t a Tardis. Maybe we could have inflicted him on a far away Galaxy of which we know little and care even less

  261. 261
    Sting's Beard says:

    Steady on

  262. 262
    Sting's Beard says:

    Or a picture of Glen Hoddle who Blair hounded out of his job as England football coach on account of his publicly stated religous beliefs

  263. 263
    Big Pig says:

    Here is picture of evil Nazi pig bastard, Kathryn Blair, taken with Stephen Gately just before he was fisted to death. -It makes you wonder.

  264. 264
    Harridan Hairperson says:

    And if you need that respraying you know where to find me.

  265. 265
    Willsteed says:

    The picture makes me want to throw up.

    Not quite what you exprect from a greetings card.

  266. 266
    *DGJELLyFISCH says:































  267. 267
    Anonymous says:

    “I would still have thought it right to remove him. I mean, obviously you would have had to use and deploy different arguments about the nature of the threat.”

    Y’know, look, I mean, as I say, MERRY CHRISTMAS, especially to other faith groups, particularly those in foreign lands with or without the benefit of having the evidence of WMD’s, it was right nevertheless, with or without intelligence, so we would still have found a way to justify ourselves, we are where we are, so from Me and Cherie, A HAPPY NEW YEAR as well.

  268. 268
    coffindodga says:

    the pound in your pocket is still worth a pound.
    now who was it said that

  269. 269
    Cherie Blair says:

    Tony Blair is mad. Stark, raving mad.

  270. 270

    See he’s got on the jail shirt already.

  271. 271






    *GO Dy *GAWOL WAY {*J}




    Spanish Eyes
    Spanish Hair
    Spanish Heir

    Spanish Hare
    Spanish Ware

    Time Flysz



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  273. 273
    *TYNQKER says:




  274. 274
    Big Bazongas says:

    Pol Pot’s a darn sight better looking than either of them.

  275. 275
    Church Mouse says:

    THEIR God isn’t the same as the one we typically imagine. It really wouldn’t look very nice at all on a card. Google images “Baphomet” and you’ll see what I mean.

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