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Guido chuckled at the following exchange he had with a Tory insider:
Tory: “What’s Labour’s position on the Syria crisis?”
GF: “They say you should be talking to Russia.”
Tory: “Labour have been saying that since 1945.”
DisgustedOfMitcham2 says:
Maybe if they really wanted to “decontaminate the Labour brand” with business people, they shouldn’t have totally buggered up the economy?
Just a thought.
Labour First
I can see the gunsight image becoming a Tory motif in the coming election.
New-born babies targetted with 23,000 (is it?) pounds of debt.
Chap stacking shelves targetted with NI/doubling of his 10% tax.
Old lady targetted by IHT.
Entire UK targetted by 1.4 trillion pounds of debt.
Soldier in full battlegear in the ST*N targetted with doubling of his income tax.
Doubling? How does that work?
I think the poster could be changed to…
Got a Salary….Go to Work … then you are Labours Enemy.
Why stop at 20k..plenty of people earning under even £10 000 have been shafted by Labour.
The next poster could say…
Stay at home, watch Jeremy Kyle and smoke pot, get your girlfriend whose house you are not living in honest, up the tub and sit back and watch the benefits roll in.
Do some shoplifting and minor dealing to pad out the taxpayers cash.
Grow your own, brew your own, you’ve got the idea
Three months and counting. Must remember to buy a rotovator and more shotgun cartridges before the rush.
Burglaries up up up around here, not so much house burglaries, it’s garden equipment such as trailers, mowers, chainsaws — they even nicked a couple of saddles from my brother in law’s.
Thank god for the dogs — nothing gets past them, the terrier heard the village shop being ram-raided a mile away.
so the Tory Party are going to reverse the VAT rise when they get in now are they?
what’s that? they aren’t? then they are full of shit
The best advert was/is ‘Muns eyes, dads nose … and Gordons Debt.’
Crick has poo poo’d the idea of a March 25 election, in a pretty condescending manner too. Ergo — its definitely March. Put your money on it.
Does any body believe Crick knows anything about anything?
it’s a great advert coz it’s a sniper killing a family and their kiddies
innit?
http://toryardvaark.wordpress.com/2009/11/08/nadine-dorries-legal-action-no2/
Lets hope so then after the election we can march them round the back of the HoC and do it for real
New Labour – English dictionary
Investment = Spending
Growth = stagnation
Poverty = Equality
G20 = G30
Defence = Attack
Transparent = Opaque
Open = Closed
Honesty = Thieving
Strength = Decrepitude
Three = five
integrity=corruption
hard-working family=cash cow
poorest=state victim
banker=scapegoat
fair=victimisation
middle class= enemy of the state
David Blunkett=leaves with his integrity intact =adultery=misuse of travel warrants for bit on side=malfeasance in public office
John Prescott=incompetence=shagfeasance in public office=Al Gore’s idiot apprentice=keep the Labour muppetry onside=attempted nepotism (failed)=web-footed jackass
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/dec/09/johnprescott-iraq
The comments are worthy of a scan.
Just on the right, slightly above this comment, is Jaqui Smith 5 years ago! Move along quickly, nothing you want to see
Four Eyes, thank you, some of the 30% are quite funny
Hadn’t realised Jaqui would move, or that it was an animation of her in her 20′s,
Labour = Unemployment
Labour = shafted
As a co-conspirator noted recently, at the end of 13 years of labour we can look forward to one hell of a new baby
And then the old arguement of Nature/Nurture begins
you forgot one…
well placed to come out of recession = last
Not in many constituencies…
Savings=insufficient consumer spending
Law abiding = opponent of 24 hour binge drinking
Driver = cash cow
Drinker = cash cow
Smoker =cash cow
Labour = the party of the lazy bastards, not the hard-working.
Labour policies = taxing the hard-working of Britain to feed the lazy, our mates and ourselves.
Did you think they were ever any different ?
Nu Labour old fucking socialist they fucked the country last time and they have done it again. Amazingly, talking to a social worker (who else) who has two cars and a nice big subrurban house the Huhne was still going to vote Labour even though he is going to get fucked with the rest of us. Why? Because I am a traditional labour voter. With enough Huhnes like that about who will vote for them even as they kick their teeth in and steal their kid’s money what chance do we have. IMF here we come again.
There is worse to come for those with the “broadest shoulders” if Gordy and the gang win through next March. The filthy rich on 20K will be looking at hikes in council tax of 30%, big rises in fuel duty, VAT, and a host of clever little stealth taxes, like the one now imposed on landlines. The working and middle classes will be crucified to support the “deserving poor”- including another 5 million immigrants.
Spot on Fortune Teller! I’d cross your palm with silver, but I had to sell my jewellery to buy food (and there will be VAT on all groceries if Brown gets back in).
Are you on commission?
Ahh, the pleasant memories of that weekend earlier in the year.
Watching history in the making as the SpAds and the Polis were spinning.
Woo hoo.
Genius. If you patent the gunsight idea you only pay 10% tax.
Get on it.
I told you andy coulson is nothing more than a cloth-eared fucking shoe polisher, Guido.
note to andy coulson: pay Guido the fee you owe him for stealing his idea.
top boy decrees that until you have made that fee payment you will be considered nothing more than a common thief, no better than a handbag snatcher.
Could be worse bottom boy. Could be a blog squatter like you.
Here’s 50p to go and play on the M1.
judging others by your own standards again, eh andy.
make yourself useful, go and polish some shoes you clotheared c’unt.
Tories could do with pinching a few more ideas from here
you mean the Telegraph expenses scandal of course ?
went on for a bit longer than a weekend though admittedly it was historic unlike the fleeting dribble about bloggers whixh everyone soon forgot about
I was thinking about the weekend where Draper and McBride were outed.
I have slept since then – but GUIDO:
Did they answer your FOIA request satisfactorily?
Guido, it was you wot designed it
Indeed Damian McBride is on £20k+ isn’t he. Still in employ of the state, not clear whether also still of the Labour Party…
Don’t forget to toss your used condoms into the schoolyard on your way to work. Get the nasty fucker cleaning ‘em up with his grabber before the kiddies get to school and start trying to blow the balloons up.
“Labour NEVER worked”
is my idea for a poster.
Please send my £2.5M fee to me at the corner of Downing St – I am waiting for the day Brown leaves and I can tell him to go and fuck himself,miserable lying thieving fraudulent bastard.
“Labour work you over”
They fuck you up, the Labour Party.
They mean to, and they do.
They screw you with all the taxes they have,
And add some extra, just for you.
Peston is a bag of bulls semen
A praire oyster I think they call it.
New Labour = Waste Management
as a floating voter I have just visited labour.org to look at their policies for business – it does not appear they have any
• Animal Welfare
• Asylum and immigration
• Crime and Justice
• Culture, Media and Sport
• Defence
• Democracy and Citizenship
• Early years
• Economy
• Energy and Climate Change
• Equalities
• Europe
• Further and higher education and skills
• Housing
• International development
• Local government
• NHS
• Older people
• Public Health
• Schools
• Social Care
• Transport
look under Europe.
Is that floating as in “turd”?
Reef Fish. Hypnotised by X-Factor and Strictly. Subdued by New World Red Wines. Excited by Soccer. Too much month at the ned of the money. Every month, and it will get worse.
I’m thinking of changing my name to Cheetah Woods
Tiger woo’s
Tiger’s Wood
Bouncy tigger Woods
Ly-ger Woods
Finger Woods
..
Fair play (?) to the woodster. All that sneaking about in hotel rooms/backs of cars/bunkers and still the best golfer in a generation.
Imagine how good he’d be if he’d kept his eye on the ball.
Won his first major by 12 clear strokes. Probably had an orgy straight afterwards and never looked back.
According to latest reports he appears to have got
‘holes at the last eight birdies’
Makes you wonder whether he took up golf to take his mind off shxxxxxx.
Whilst Gordo Hooked a Bogie.
Darling and Brown have screwed many more people than Tiger Woods.
Let’s just get rid of Scotland and their wretched politicians. There won’t be any cash from Boris to help them either.
Then we can start to rebuild
The problem is the NuLab jocks are English wannabes. They do not want to be Scottish. When Scotland takes back it independence they will all swarm down to London. Lets face it by voting for Blair in the first place you have caught an incurable and terminal,parasitic disease. Live with it. You are done for.
ignorant bigoted tosser
Saw old Jacqui Smith on TV today. Mmm, not sure that five double chins suit her.
So she’s lost a couple since getting fired then?
Too much pizza and microwave mash.
What I really like is your picture of damian with the cross hairs and those words in bold underneath saying ‘labour’s enemy’
He was their worst nightmare and he has done as much damage to them as the incompetent, much hated, gordon.
‘Course, a picture of damian and gordon walking and talking amiably together with the crosshairs imposed and the words ‘England’s enemies’ underneath would be a good tory slogan!!
yes it’s done as much damage as the expenses scandal
hasn’t it nelly welly
who’s a good little scatterbrain? Yooo are nelly welly! yes you are!
top boy has got more slogans to lob at the parties during the campaign than Israel has got nuclear warheads.
I’ve got fucking loads of ‘em, hundreds. and as I am a genius many of them are first class and will do a lot of fucking damage.
note to political parties: I am a fair hero and so I will give you notice;
you motherfuckers better put your tin hats on for I am a master of propaganda and I have decided to pour down a hard rain on you fucking satanists, you whores who sell are democracy for trinkets.
we, the people, have had far more than enough of your warmongering bullshit and with the political parties passing the parcel of power between yourselves. we have had enough of the lying and the stealing and the cheating that the political class in this country habitually engages in.
this campaign is going to get very fucking nasty indeed.
you have been warned.
top boy has spoken: let battle commence.
Estoy, Estoy, Estoy! Que te foyen.
Are you going to save the world as well?
Never mind about saving the world! What about saving England for a change??!!
Might help to confine elected scottish MP’s to scotland and build up Hadrian’s Wall so that they can’t ever escape south again.
god bless our troops and give them all huggies and kisses to keep them safe
mwah mwah xxx
except the scottish ones who can fuck off behind a wall
in fact since I love wavy davy they can all stay in Afghanistan for 5 more years and see if they can survive the long in the slaughterhouse because I wuv them that much
even the english ones
mwah mwah xxx
Tat did you hear darling today? ‘out of recession by the end of the year, halve the budget deficit by…. and fighting from a position of strength’ and all that??
Sorry, I’m still throwing up in disgust – but no doubt you have more pungent thoughts.
Please throw some of your nuclear warhead slogans at him – he clearly does not have the wherewithall to face down gordon’s deluded fairy rubbish that all is going to be well for labour in the end.
According to Newsnight, Darling did win the face off with Brown, thank your chosen Talisman that we didn’t get a Budget of Balls’
And 3% growth!
So we are going to have 45% of the growth which the mighty Chinese economy had at the height of the boom???? Next year???? C’mon tell me another comical Ali.
shame Osborne sounded like a teenage John Major on a bad day replying then isn’t it ? Didn’t hear a whole lot of “we will reverse that policy” either did we ?
we saw 2 fuckwits saying fuck all and saying it badly because they both intend to Tax the fuck out of all of Britain to pay for the Bankers and Gordon’s mistakes
Give us as example.
Or an example, even.
for all his designed monotonous air, alistair darling is basically just a stupid c’unt with an unjustifiably high opinion of himself.
he must be for he took the job of chancellor of the exchequer.
logic, innit.
gordon brown only gave him the job to fuck him over.
gordon brown only gave johnson the job at the Home Office to fuck johnson’s career.
gordon brown only gave andy burnham the job at Health to fuck his career.
gordon brown is a bit like a serial career rapist. he re-inforces his own career by fucking other people up the arse. without using vaseline.
but back to darling: he is a conman, a politician whose only attribute is to bore. it is his only skill.
and he is, judging by his dogs dinner of a PBR, totally fucking clueless as to what his function as chancellor of the exchequer is.
he seems to think the purpose of his office is to make the labour party look good.
it is not.
darling is just not up to the job. and deep inside he knows that to be the truth.
THIS PARLIAMENT IS ROTTEN TO THE CORE – GENERAL ELECTION NOW!
PLEASE VOTE FOR AN INDEPENDENT CANDIDATE
RECLAIM OUR DEMOCRACY FROM C’UNTS LIKE BROWN THE TORTURER
VOTE INDEPENDENT
As ever the ‘Voice of Reason’.
I think a slogan needs to be a bit more pithy.
Very Good Tat now say again this time with feeling !
Too left wing for me
If you think that brain dead puppet Darling is a first class hoon then just wait and see what Osbourne is capable of, he will make Darling look almost competent, almost!
fuck off dack, that was a cascade of slogans you bastard.
That was more a cascade of facts, imho.
Reference the scrappage scheme I think that we shuld have one for PMs. The time has come to replace Gordon Brown with David Cameron.
Well done Ireland for going in the right direction.
Absolutely spot, on get rid of the old geezer.
Seems They’ve introduced an “Old Boiler ” Scrappage scheme !
Thats The End Of All The Labour Front Bench Then !
right after I replaced mine, fucking typical.
You want to ascribe a financial value to mp’s??!!
God Forbid!!!
I meant to say – what financial value are they worth??!!
Apparently $255,000 is used in the US for medical insurance cases, but bearing in mind the quality of most of the cabinet I suggest that Westminster Council merely sends a dustcart round to No.10.
Alistair Darling has written a fairy story for children entitled “Gordon Grimm and his Fruitless Search for Future Growth”.
The Fairy Story was written by gordon not darling .
darling is the limp rag that gordon rubs around his brow when he gets depressed.
I reckon it could backfire for the Tories used in that context. A sniper sight on a family? Most of joe public don’t do that satire/humour/hard-hitting/whatever stuff. They’d just see it as tasteless or inappropriate.
Maybe. Best to try it out with a picture of a newborn baby and emphasise his birthday ‘gift’ of 23,000GBP plus interest.
Red graticule to emphasise the Marxist sniper.
If they can get away with that then I’d say families, soldiers in the ST*N and the entire UK would proceed naturally from that.
Only if “joe public” are labour drones drumming up some sympathy for the most unsympathetic man since Joe Stalin.
Don’t agree. It’s only a straw poll of folk I know, but they’re all totally pissed off with/switched off by negative campaigning.
Even the thick can feel patronised.
Not 30% of ‘em.
But that 30% wouldn’t vote Tory anyway. The some who might be swayed might be put off by this kind of thing. They want a reason to vote Tory, not another reason not to vote Labour.
‘ello. Private Bob here, the latest in a long line of outstanding Labour Offense Secretaries. Robertson, Hoon, Reid, Browne, Hutton and now me, the greatest of them all.
Sorry I’ve been a bit quiet recently because we’ve got ‘elicopters coming out of our ears now and the boys and girls have got every bit of kit and killing device money can buy. All thanks to my Marxist colleagues and of course myself, in your democratically-elected peace-loving socialist government of fraternal universal brotherhood.
I have in fact spent the last few weeks painting the fake oak beams recently installed in my home at the expense of the British taxpayer, but here I am just back from Afghanistan (or Pandora’s Box as we call it at the MOD).
I had this strange dream while I was there. I was talking happily to Afghan peasants about all the wonderful rebuilding work we have done, and the new peaceful life they are enjoying at the hands of the Americans and our other allies. I promised that we are not currently planning to bomb any more wedding parties – only those nasty Afghans who want us out of their country.
Then this strange figure came over to me. He was dressed all in black, had a blood red face and small horns, like a young deer, and carried some kind of pitchfork.
He said: “Thank you for opening the gates and letting me out, I rather like it here”.
“We aim to please everybody, regardless of race, religion or creed”, I replied.
“You are a very kind man,” he said, “and because of this I would like to make a pact with you”.
“You mean like the pact we made with the Americans to go to war in Iraq come what may?”
“Yes, something like that”, said the man in black.
“What I propose is that you offer me 100 of your soldiers to achieve peace – not only in Afghanistan, but in the whole world for ever”.
“Hmmmmm. That is a great offer. As you can probably tell, I come from a political party with a long history of hating the military and espousing pacifism and resisting war. I will immediately arrange for 100 of our best and bravest soldiers to be handed over to you.”
“Thank you. Come back and see me in a week and I will give the gift of world peace to you, and your name will live in history for ever”.
“Mmmmm, Bob Ainsworth delivered eternal peace to the world. That would sound fantastic in the history books, and my descendants could dine out on it for ever!” I thought.
The following week I returned to the Afghan village where I had met the man in black. But instead of a scene of recently reconstructed buildings and mosques, and children playing happily in the streets and little girls on their way to school, I was confronted by a scene of utter devastation.
All the buildings were destroyed, there were mutilated bodies of old men, old women, children and goats lying in the road. Fires burnt all around, and smoke was everywhere. There was a strange, sweet smell in the air which I did not recognise.
Through the smoke I could see the man in black coming towards me. This time his face was twisted in a horrible smile, and as I looked into his eyes, I saw they were the eyes of a cat.
“Hello Bob”, he said.
“What the hell has happened?”, I said.
“There has been a slight problem, but worry not. If you give me 200 of your best and bravest soldiers, and then I promise I will hand the gift of eternal world peace to you to give to the people of the world”.
“Well, they are only soldiers”, I said. “Fair enough, I’ll arrange for them to be handed over to you immediately”.
“Meet me in Delhi in one week, and I will give you the gift of eternal world peace”.
“Thank you man in black. I will see you in a week”. I said.
A week later I was flying into Delhi to meet the man in black, but as we came in to land, I could see that the airport was totally destroyed, as was the whole city. It reminded me of film I had seen of Hiroshima.
Suddenly I heard horrible, frightening laughter, and turned round to see the man in black standing behind me. Blood was pouring down his face, his eyes were blazing with fire, and cruelty was etched in every line of his face.
“There has been a slight problem, but worry not”, he said. You will have to give me 1000 of your best and bravest soldiers, and 200 million innocent civilians, then I promise I will hand the gift of eternal world peace to you for you to give to the people of the over world”…..
Lets face it BoB You look like a paedo ! if i saw you in the park i would phone the fucking police ! you are an Ugly C*nt and i wouldn’t employ you to sweep up leaves you tosser !
Splendid post, Sir
That was the post of year!
…….. standing applause
So lets get some things straight,
The Government have admitted that the economy shrunk by 4.75% this year.
They also claim that growth next year will be around 1-1.5 % .
Now does this mean ( assuming for the sake of argument that these figures are correct) that the econmomy will improve by 1-1.5% next year ie growth will still shrink by 3.25-3.75%
OR
will it grow by 1-1.5% into the black ie a total growth of over 5% in total next year , which is nothing short of a miracle.
I suspect its the former which means we will still be deeply in recession .
Secondly does his forcast of cutting the budget deficit by half mean actually cutting the total amount we owe by half , which again is a monumental achievement
OR
Does it mean he hopes to cut the REPAYMENTS by half
whilst the overall debt remains and in fact still grows due to interest.
Can someone provide clarification.
It means that none of those will happen. Dahling always aims to please, and to say his forecasts are optimistic is to misunderstand understatement.
It means that growth will (might) be 1.5% on a base that is 5% smaller than it was a year ago. On the optimistic basis of the govs own figures it will take another 2 years to get GDP back to where it was a year ago.
The harsh fact is that the countries capacity for growth has been severely shrunk. For many years the tend growth for Britain was 2.5ish%. Brown boasted that he had increased this to over 3% (all those city slickers who he used to be full of praise for). This is now all total bollocks.
Spending is quite out of control. Growth will not meet 3.5% and Darling will not be around to take the rap anyway. Whistling the Dark has replaced sane forecasting.
Considering the growth in printing the money it’s measured in, the fall in the pound and the growth in debt. Any positive number they come up with will be amazingly suspect.
To reverse the damage to the economy requires a move away from tax on incomes, employment, profits and investment.
It requires the State to stop encourage debt via the tax system and to raise bank reserves to stem credit creation.
Also taxation of rent-seeking is required to get people using patents and land instead of using them to block others.
To be fair I think Coulson was hacking people before you started doing it.
Nick Robinson = Toenails
Gordon Brown = Noenails
After Ed Balls disasterous interview on 5 Live this evening the presenters appeared to be prevented from reading out some of the hundreds of texts from listeners in response other than say that the majority of them were complementary of the interviewer. Who put the Kybosh on them being read out then !!!!!??????
I’m guessing that not one of several hundred texts supportive of the interviewer could be legally read out in it’s entirety before the water shed.
Yeah I heard the interview.
Peter Allen got bored of the tractor stats and asked privately educated marxist Balls when the cuts were coming, how much and where? Privately educated marxist Balls accused him of being political and gave out more stats. Peter really got the huff and was about to tell privately educated marxist Balls to get to f%ck but thought better of it.
Obviously Peter will be severley reprimanded once Mandy has complained that an operative was off message and had their own thoughts
Well done Peter Allen
and well done Nicky Campbell for getting Mandleson to own up to his communist past.
Was that the same Balls who was once pictured dressed as a Drunken Nazi during his University Days in a way which makes the Bullingdon clubs admitedly ridiculous looking Garb, all rather quaint ?
Yeah just the image for a Minister of OUR children.
PS Ok I have no way of knowing whether Balls was in fact drunk when this picture was taken, he may indeed have been totally sober when he dressed up in full Nazi uniform.
Well done, Peter Allen.
A splendid effort, I thought.
You’re goona get shit from your masters for that one, but bloody well done, Sir
Listening to Stepen Timms, what an unfortunate man in so many ways
BREAKING NEWS10:05pm UK, Wednesday December 09, 2009
Gun Charge For Man Held Near Blair Home
Adam Arnold, Sky News Online
“A man has been charged with possessing a firearm after being arrested outside the home of former prime minister Tony Blair”
‘I have a dream’ – but this is no time for sound bites
UK declares a day of mourning as assassin prevented from doing a proper fucking job.
No! What I want to see is labour defeated at the next election.
And it is going to happen!!!
Defeat is not enough. We need annihilation. Total annihilation. In fact we need lots of folk in safe (very safe) Tory seats to vote Liberal just so that the Liberals get more votes overall and establish themselves as the moral ‘second’ party if not the actual second party by seats.
Dream on.
Sausages
I would settle for total humiliation like most if not all of the cabinet losing their seats.
Fancy getting caught You Dickhead ! i told you to go round the back !
Better Luck Next time !
As others have said, they have to be lucky every day, ‘the arm of the people’ only has to be lucky once!
Toenails on 10′oClock News “10 years of feast due to Broon’s economic growth”
WTF! It’s 10 years of borrowing you Fecking Twat Toenails not growth !! FFS
We need a new name for him now, as the toenails have disappeared from view and he has been completely subsumed into Gordon’s straining rectum.
TCJFKAT – The Corrupt Journalist Formerly Known as Toenails?
Robinson is now clearly biased, and you dont need to wear a tin foil hat to see it.
Balloon knot?
Suppository Robinson?
Might return in an unpredictable, potentially messy faecal mess
Messy mess? Messy!
Mmmm yes please!
punka waller
BBC Programmes should carry a health warning in big red letters like Fag packets.
“Warning; the views expressed by our correspondents are not necessarily sane rational or truthful. Viewers should be careful to moderate their intake of the BBC and balance their views with healthy information from more truthful sources.”
to be fair John pienaar on 5 live this afternoon said of Darling “see those pigeons up there on big ben? even they know what he has just said is not true !
And Peter Allen gave Ed Balls A splendid kicking on Drive.
Fuck me, I almost paid my licence fee!
We have a scheme to scrap old boilers-it’s the right thing to do..
That poster is too complex.
They need to do a ‘Sun’ and have Gordon Browns head merged with a Baboons arse and a message saying,
‘Vote for me and I will piss down your windscreen’
We dont need to merge it with anything, its fine as it is for your purposes.
It would work, good call
The PBR is small beer.
Copenhagen is a farce.
Cameron and Brown are the two faces of the same coin.
The election does not matter.
The only question is;
Can I buy Orelda Steam n Mash from Tesco or does it have to be flown in from the USA?
There’s always Mother Nature to come to our rescue… and right on cue it looks like Copenhagen will be –7C and probably the private jets will be grounded.
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McRuin will come back (if he’s able to) to a snowy tundra that used to be the UK — just to make him look like a complete prat.
Can a few of us claim credit if the Conservatives also use the word c unts when describing the out going Government in their election literature ?
Dear oh dear! When will you tories accept that the war is over and you lost. The old left/right battle has been decided, and the right wing has been isolated into small collections of die hards, lurking on the blogosphere. Even if Cameron wins the next election, what will he receive other than the hospital pass that is the economy? The first move he makes to slash spending, and thousands will take to the streets to protest against “the nasty party”, And with the might of the EU on our side, the conservatives can only continue veering left, in order to comply with policy decided in Brussels, not Westminster. The right is in a minority in Europe, and in no position to influence anything.
So, you may be lent government for a term, but you won’t alter the march of European Socialism that will trample your tory dreams underfoot.
Said the sponging dolite scumbag !
Abuse doesn’t count as coherent argument.
Neither does a desire to opress anyone who chooses to be ambitious or aspire to anything, but that’s what you advocate.
Has our champion, Baron Mandelson, failed to aspire and achieve his ambitions? In the New Labour meritocracy, we’re all toffs now. Just our way of levelling the playing fields of Eton, don’t you know? You’re history, but you’ve failed to learn the lesson yet. Even Dave, your champion, is a socialist. He knows which way the wind blows. Pro EU. Pro NHS. Pro public services. When will you learn to go with the flow, instead of living in the days of yore?
There is no independant state anymore, the European Model is the future. The future of the common man.
Your marxist bullshit was tested to destruction in Eastern Europe. Trying to foist the same lunacy on the UK will end the same way. Labour and the EU communist dictator wannabees like Fondlesbums will experience their very own Cauecescu moment.
can’t see the problem with a few hundred billion when the politicians are going to tax us trillions to save the polar bear
Can I just say that I found Tiger Woods PR teams version of recent events ie golf club, smash window , rescue, more believable than anything uttered by Brown and his Stormtrooper Government.
Can I also say that Ed Balls attepted Bullying of Peter Allen on five live tonight was an absolute disgrace. It seems he may have been wearing a certain uniform from his Oxford days.
My idea for a Conservative poster is simple A Fat Lazy Bastard lay in a grubby bed surrounded by beer cans and fag ends with the clock showing 12 noon
under the old slogan” Labour Isn’t Working !”
or you could say the minimum wage featherbeds working class
Well, with half a dozen prats in cutout masks, prancing about on College Green, he’s shown himself up for what he is. A Murdoch stooge, playing for the imbecile vote. Now, he has to resort to cut and paste from Mr Fawke’s blog.
Truly pitiful.
If any of my parlimentary candidates do not pass my litmus test of “will you enact caluse 50 of the lisbon treaty with immediate effect” with an uniquivocal yes they dont get my vote .
Fecking Byrne blaming Dubai now to get out of explaining Liebore ‘s Detailed Spending.
Feck off you smiling toady baldy cnut, i fecking hate you smug bastards!
A simple “Prick” will probably suffice man. Save your strength and keep your powder dry for the run up to the election .
And you as well Wark & Maosn as well you feckin’ commies!!
OT,
Saudi delegate brings up ‘Climategate’ at COP15
http://anti-citizen-one.blogspot.com/2009/12/antarctic-ice-has-increased-massively.html
What’s in store for us next week weather-wise?
Kicking off Monday, 7–10 days of snow, ice, biting easterly/n easterly with frequent snow showers straight from the Arctic that’s what. All courtesy of a wacking great Greenland high and northern blocking on a scale not seen for 20 years.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8404991.stm
Scattered showers of invading Aliens!
Hahahahaha! I wonder why Oil rich Saudi Arabia would object
fucking priceless
Crick off Feck you smugcnut !!
Newsnight just mentioned a ‘story I just heard abut the PBR, Ireland 1 – England 0.’
Wonder where she read that?
MPs’ expenses: Harriet Harman claimed for camera bought by her assistant in South Africa
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1234583/MPs-expenses-Harriet-Harman-claimed-camera-bought-assistant-South-Africa.html#ixzz0ZEhCRs9K
oooooo…perhaps it was to photograph the damage to the car?
wtf
On the bbc yesterday they were talking of a single mother with 14 children Who gets £4,200 Per Month in benifits “Fuck me” Just imagine How many of these Slag There Are ? They should be fucking sterilized the fucking worthless bastards !
tit
So you think it’s right that someone who breeds to their heart’s content should be given carte blanche to have as many kids as they like and not have to take any responsibility for the upkeep of their family,safe in the knowlege that the taxpayer will give her the equivalent of a £70k+ a year job?
sorry, £75k even.
Looking after fourteen sprogs is a full time job in itself.
Fuck me! Three of them could be mine.
If you can be bothered at this late hour, check out Fatty Prescott’s pathetic mea culpa in the Guardian.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/dec/09/johnprescott-iraq
Apparently he’s appearing in Gavin and Stacey tomorrow night.
Sums it all up really.
You Paul Maosn!!
Get over to the Guardians web site, some of the comments on Prescots pathetic item are choice
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/dec/09/johnprescott-iraq
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1234598/British-taxpayers-pay-1-billion-year-help-poor-countries-fight-global-warming-new-deal-backed-Brown.html
That fuckwit Broon does it again. Make the borrowing this year 179bln.
What can we do to get rid of this troublesome faker/
Stick your head between your legs, and kiss your arse goodbye.
In Iraq a US sniper was able to blow an opponent wearing a flak jacket clean in half from about 1200 metres using a Barratt M107 rifle. The close range shots in this video looked a lot less powerful than that.
Yep, the video is staged nonsense.
and now for Brown please
SUN NEWSPAPER STRUGGLING TO RECRUIT POLITICAL REPORTERS:
Bloggers alert – am told that the Sun cannot find anyone to join the Lobby team under its perplexed new political editor. Can’t persuade anyone from the Lobby or from the office to join.
Anyone body know anyone looking for work experience!
Below is my C.V. applying for the post of political reporter at The Sun
(God praise Murdoch and all who toil like worms in his mighty shadow)
TITS! TITS! TITS!
BROWN IZ SHIT BUT LOOK AT OUR TITS!!!
thank you
Think Kelvin Mackenzie was drunk on Sky News paper review. Funny, but in a sort of golf club bore sort of way.
Flag it , report it ,zip it, ruin it and call a general election.
As ickle kinder and mums to be get bored to death by labour spin determined act upon labours own disatrous education polices , the realisation on famailes in work dawns that they , yes they will be paying for all the spin/failiure that they have been forced fed .
you could just put a image of the cross hairs and runis portriat on number 10 website referendum , should be popular .
the weakness of the ruins ,were going to lose but in the process we are going to completely mess it up for the next government , is an interesting strategy for a nutter . But all is not well with some lab back benchers for the stench of this is drifting into there constituanceys “where is the deft surprise attack on the torys , the position of strength war chest so much part of the ruins chancellorship , the quality financial statesmanship that had so long seen off shadow chancellors crys of Labour busts ???.
Yet here we are 1997 , 2001 and 2004 Labour manfestos looking like the biggest fraud ever commited in the UK , to hear Liam Byrne talking about the personal fire of the social injustice unto the working class ,he felt, that led him to tears and made him a devoute Labour party member (although strangely he chose a career in banking rather than manufacturing), but no we now have working class socially mobile triumph of education John Prescott , scraping the crumbling sand edifice into somthing that they will hope people will recognise as the caring labour party of social injsutices.
Cw remebers 1997 well , the joy of clause IV , the dynamism , the handing to them of possibly one of the best set of post war books , and new business and goods to manufacture all to the party tunes and party like its 1999 . CW voted for Blair in 97 . 13 years later , they will be handing over the worst set of books since 1945 and an economic outlook considerably worse .
this idea that labour can somehow remake the nasty party when they are voted out as some sort of election genius to enable them to see power once more later on , is perhaps the discussion of lefties at notting hill , gulp down a bit more caviar and champagne , look to 10 years later when they can spin the ravages of the cuts ?? Cw does not think so , so broad is the reach of the labour partys ruin this time , so obvious its own history , is now torching itself , the utter contempt for anyone in need of work or even freedom from its oppresion , those weak labour answers are totting up , week after week it becomes evident that they have done somthing so awfull , so truly fraudulent , renaged on manefesto pledges , cant even clear up the mess and do the right thing to recreate a base of wealth for freedom to exist.
Dave has his work cut out to make the case that parliament can be better , a place that does what it was designed to do , a place where standards are valued , rigor in examining , running budgets , making laws , running our own affairs in such a way that the world takes us seriously and not an ungovernable unaccounatble quangocracy where peoples rights and freedoms are just avenues to wealth , or can be given away without a vote .
the political class have failed , westminster minster just a place of boasts and kanvery , darling typified what labour have turned it into , a device , a plaything for the politcal class to engross themselves in what they can get away with , while stuffing there opposition .
Cw says not this time Labour , you deserve to be the end of an evolutionary mistake in politcal thought , there is no excuse for busting the country , for dining on the good marrow that has sustained this country , and more worryingly they understand that we may not be able to put what youve done right , that is the garvity within your leagacy , dont lecture the tories on making nasty poverty arrive , you have been busily about it since 2002 when you were spending more than could be afforded , if you stand on your record at least admitt that you have caused the catastrophy , oh well if the cuts have to wait till may and whoever takes over next cops for it ,is your strategy , history will not be so kind to your lack of appology , there are now weeks months and years of proof of your speeches of contempt , your schoolboy tactics and mind bending deceptions .
I dont think the Uk will be booking to fly with labour again . The brouchures are written by liars !!
On the 25 bendy bus earlier this evening I was subjected to two very, very drunk and very, very smelly men shouting what I can only assume were unpleasant sentiments at me in Polish. Try as I might, I could not block them out with my iPod and in the end another man nearly punched the principle offender.
I bet they don’t earn £20k+, the lucky buggers.
always thought you were a bit dim
Some morning headlines:
Darling’s just screwed more people than Tiger Woods – The Sun
Middle Class hit hard – The Labourgraph.
The axeman ditherth, but the taxman cometh – The Times.
Darling soaks the rich and the rest of us too – The Leftie
The buck passes budget – The Mail
LAbour’s war on Workers – Daily Express
DAILY MIRROR : Bankers Taxed 50% Child Benifit UP 2.5% Pensions UP 1.5%
The jurno’s on sky were laughing their tits off last night as the failing mirror tries to justifie this headline as a victory for the working class !
Mirror circulation has dropped in recent years to One million from its peak of four and a half million !
Now We Know Why !
I watched a clip of Lieutenant General Sir Frederick Viggers, one of the Army’s most senior officers, telling the Iraq Inquiry yesterday that British soldiers are dying in Afghanistan because of decisions made by “amateurs” in the Government.
How right he is. The lot of them on both sides of the house are a bunch of amateurs. They lie with as many teeth as they have in their mouths. (once said of the Pink Ponce Mitchell).
The next General Election will be decided by gags and the Conservative Party are far and away the best tellers of gags
A Saudi couple, Ahmed and Layla, preparing for their wedding, meet with their Mullah for counseling.
The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave.
Ahmed asks, ‘we realize it’s tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women but, at our wedding reception, we’d like your permission to dance together.’
‘Absolutely not,’ says the Mullah. ‘It’s immoral. Men and women always dance separately.’
‘So, after the ceremony, I can’t even dance with my own wife?’
‘No,’ answered the Mullah, ‘It’s forbidden in Islam.’
‘Well, okay,’ says Ahmed, ‘what about sex? Can we finally have sex?’
‘Of course!’ replies the Mullah, ‘Allahu Akbar! (GOD is great) Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!’
‘What about different positions?’ asks the man
‘Allahu Akbar! Mafi Mushkila (no problem),’ says the Mullah.
‘Woman on top?’ Ahmed asks.
‘Sure,’ says the Mullah.’Allahu Akbar. Go for it!’
‘Doggy style?’
‘Sure! Allahu Akbar!’
‘On the kitchen table?’
‘Yes, yes! Allahu Akbar!’
‘Can I do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of honey and a porno video?’
‘You may indeed.. Allahu Akbar!’
‘Can we do it standing up?’
‘No, absolutely not!’ says the Mullah.’
‘Why not?’ asks the man.
‘Because that could lead to dancing!’
Jon: “So Nick after the initial elation, well in our studio at any rate, over Alistair Darling’s Pre-Budget report it seems that there are some clouds over Downing Street this morning ?”
Nick: “Yes indeed it seems so Jon although it must be said that the public’s reaction to the report once they were able to dissect and understand it has caught Downing Street completely by surprise……”
Jon “Yes – always a problem with one of Mr Brown’s budgets in the past and this is one that he is bound to have had some say in ?”
Nick “I think that’s right although Downing Street initially said this was the case – they are denying this morning having read press reaction that this report had anything at all to do with Gordon Brown – it was entirely the work of Alistair Darling I’m told,in confidence!”
Jon ” And the much trailed “super-tax” on Bankers, which Robert Peston ‘broke’ yesterday – even that seems to have turned out not to be so effective as first hoped ?”
Nick “That’s right, Jon and they’ll be some dis-appointment on Labour backbenches to-day that once again this populist political ploy seems to have exploded in the government’s face”
Jon: ” People are contrasting this with Irelands much more prudent budget ? That’s bound to unsettle the markets and credit-rating agencies ?”
Nick “I think so although I’m not an economist so you’ll have to ask Robert or Stephanie later but I think undoubtedly as people dissect this report there will be some repercussions in the markets”
Jon: “Finally, Nick it seems that it may be turning out as another “10p tax fiasco” then for Labour insofar as oit will be hard-working familes on medium incomes that will pick up the bill NOT the fat cat bankers ?”
Nick; “I fear it seems so, Jon and of course nothing in the report yesterday about payng down the collosal amount of debt or the inevitable cuts in services that inevitably will have to happen whoever wins the election but that is a narrative that Labour would much prefer to not have with the British electorate this side of an election preferring to concentrate on Tory plans to reward “the rich” with their inheritance tax plans!”
Jon;”So to summarise then Nick .You feel that we may just have seen the “tipping point” in public opinion in relation to the Labour government ?”
Nick: “Jon,however much it pains me to say so and for you to hear it – I fear that may – MAY just be the case !”
Is Jon Snow still working?…
A new dawn,another day and is Brown STILL alive and ruining the country?
The BBC currently has a video of the black hole into which Britains spiralling debt is hurled
http://newswww.bbc.net.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8404991.stm?ls
Its seems brown and darling just fling bundles of 50s down that vortex and then have aides do it when they get tired.
Makes as much sense as the fucking bullshit that moron spewed out yesterday, promting this response from the tories
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/tories-to-buy-darling-a-house-200912102298/
That is all
I’ve done some analysis and I have cme to th e conclusion that this Labour Government has been nowhere near as effective as the last.
In the 70′s it only took the Labour party 6 years to totally bankrupt the country.
It has taken the Blair Brown NuLab project about 12 years. They must have been asleep on watch.